I'm very late for this, don't know if anyone will care about the 2-month-old story. But then I remember, this is Tifa, and she is always relevant. So here you go, a lot of innuendo incoming And yes, Stranger of Paradise FF Origin in a nutshell, is inevitable, but it's kinda hard to top the game itself honestly
I really like how Aerith was portrayed, both the "I am not that pure" reference (because she really isn't) and the fourth wall breaking/self awareness.
6:40 She has a point, she's been to the Honeybee Inn (which I'm guessing Tifa didn't know about) and tried to infiltrate Don Corneo's mansion to save Tifa (or save her from having to win the Audition in the remake because Aerith had no faith in her ability to handle him herself) (something Tifa should know because she was there).
1:44 I'm suprised he didn't wind up in some place like Scala Ad Caleum, Soleana, Spagonia or Macragge (the Ultramarines are Space Romans so it stands to reason it's Space Rome).
If I knew how to draw properly, I would draw Sephiroth doing some tourism around Italy with his Italian barbecue and wearing something from there lel 😂
4:53 Yes Sephiroth, yes you are, as are Squall, Cloud and Noct. No one believes Cloud doesn't swing that way because of his obsession with you and Noct has an amazing bromance with his three retainers. I don't know about Squall though and you strike me more as stabs*xual. As in you get off on stabbing people with an _actual_ sword and not a metaphorical one.
Tifa: I've always been in the top 10 women in video game gamers wanna bang Aerith: I'm a gamer Cloud: Yes Aerith, we both are Sephiroth: does that mean I've been in the top 10 men in video gme gamers wanna bang? Cloud: Shit. I take that back. Hahaha easily best conversation ever 🤣
If you check the tags for the characters in the r34 website of the video it has both Cloud and Tifa on it, pretty much confirming that their uh…adult session got leaked.
Now i want to know how many italians will see this and be proud of their nation (be proud of this, trust me, it's probably the best thing we've done in this last millennium)
Sora is a real city in Italy, it's near Frosinone. Also, in Italy we have a city named Genova, which is pronounced the same way as "Jenova" but stressed on the first syllable.
Meanwhile in Luca: Sora: Sephy? Sephy? Mario? Can you teleport my back to Smash before the village kills me and I’m transported into the music video for “We Don’t Talk about Bruno”
Fun fact for Sephiroth's NTR Question: The man in the "Tifa" video was Cloud so...no, it's actually not. Unless he meant CloudXAerith or CloudXHimself, then yeah, Tifa NTR'd them good
Love your videos, Trueblade, thank you for them. Hope you're doing as well as can be expected during these times of Corona-stigma. It's funny, I have actually seriously wondered if our planet is angry at us, too.
"Stop it. No more innuendo allowed. Aerith is here." Weird of her to say that after Aerith confessed she's a gamer. (Or did she miss THAT particular innuendo? :/ )
Idk why, but the awkward silence after he said he stopped by the Senate building followed by "I don't know why either" made me laugh harder than it should have.
Tbh I would love it if Sephiroth was a character in Chocobo GP. Partialy cause Im a fan, but mostly cause It would be fun to see people lose their mind over the fact that they added Sephiroth to another game Cloud is in.
Imma be honest media didn't talk about this for shit like, that conference/meeting they had was more about intern stuff and wasn't broadcasted on any major platform
love the jokes about how the remake over explains but somehow also doesnt explain anything over the course of 30 hrs for the sake of patting out the story lmao
...so why didn't sepiroth use the fact cloud was also involved in it to his advantage? For those wondering, because the creator is known for Tifa x cloud videos, odds are that is most definitely cloud that's railing her.
I'm pretty sure Sephiroth actually did goad Cloud about his involvement when he said "and I thought I'm the only one who's gonna do a stabbing" with Cloud being immediately pictured as hiding his face. (Tifa was getting railed aka "stabbed" so who else can Sephiroth mean when he said "stabbing"? XD)
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I'm very late for this, don't know if anyone will care about the 2-month-old story. But then I remember, this is Tifa, and she is always relevant. So here you go, a lot of innuendo incoming
And yes,
Stranger of Paradise FF Origin in a nutshell, is inevitable, but it's kinda hard to top the game itself honestly
Make it a mix of text-to-speech and the actual in-game dialogue.
Know that I have not seen anything of the game in itself and refuse to do so, you'll literally be my only contact with it.
Jack: Bulls**t
Quick question when are you going to do Kirby with style videos because the first looks so cool I want to know are there going to more
Is it bad that I read everything you type in your British tts voice?
As an Italian I can confirm we have multi dimensional, real and fictional Italy(es)
Indeed my friend
Also we all say "MAMMA MIA" and eat pizza every day
@@christopherIF and "clean" princesses "pipes"
Wouldn't multiples of Italy, Italias?
Ciao bellooo
Cloud: All thanks to that magical, wonderful, the greatest...
Sephiroth: Hello there!
Cloud: Dumbass kid!
Cloud: "Eat my *s h i t* "
Sephiroth: "With pleasure"
Cloud Mows the Lawn
Sephiroth makes it so obvious WHO he wants.
Gross
@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 that's what they said, not me
Aerith: "I'm a gamer"
She knows what she wants
she's on the grind and I respect that
Sephiroth's head on a platter.
@@aerithgainsborough2037 …
Nani?
@@legend_of_ozzy2525 Oh c'mon, she's not that pure. We all know she got it on with Zack.
@@ZhangtheGreat Eh, fair enough
I really like how Aerith was portrayed, both the "I am not that pure" reference (because she really isn't) and the fourth wall breaking/self awareness.
No.
@@delete---7593 Yes
@@delete---7593 yes
@@bubblewaffle1558, L. L
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Cloud: "All thanks to that magical, wonderful, the greatest... 🤩"
Sephiroth: "Hello there 😈"
Cloud: "Dumbass kid 😒"
That part was too funny
Not only did Sora went to the wrong Italy, he even went to a wrong Shibuya
Is it weird I find this one of the best vids… just cloud and friends having a chill funny conversation.
6:40 She has a point, she's been to the Honeybee Inn (which I'm guessing Tifa didn't know about) and tried to infiltrate Don Corneo's mansion to save Tifa (or save her from having to win the Audition in the remake because Aerith had no faith in her ability to handle him herself) (something Tifa should know because she was there).
"Aerith had no faith in her ability to handle him herself" are we talking about the same Aerith?😂
@@laurajanco2i I'm talking about Aerith thinking Don Cornero was more dangerous than Tifa could handle on her own...
@@mattwo7 Oh right! When she was talking to Cloud about how much of a snake Corneo is and that she was worried something would have happened to her😅
I love how Sephiroth knows he is not wanted yet he follows them happily
And manages to deal with them peacefully....
With a pizza and starcrust
Damn,Sephiroth mention his barbecue again!
This makes me realize how beautiful the ff7 characters are and how much I would like to see them interact more often in the remake part 2
Hahaha I love how you include Sora in these stories even if he has nothing to do with them 😂
imagine nomura putting the remake characters in KH games next to the original ff7 characters that would make it all the more confusing
@@TimelessWolves but still not as confusing as Kojima's Metal Gear Solid storyline.
Which is 10X even more confusing than FFVII and KH combined.
@@jeuryrabassa4724 No I don't find ff and KH confusing at all. I was just speaking of what a person who says those things would say that's all.
1:44 I'm suprised he didn't wind up in some place like Scala Ad Caleum, Soleana, Spagonia or Macragge (the Ultramarines are Space Romans so it stands to reason it's Space Rome).
He went to Disney Italy, aka Luca
@@thesosoartist4458 Well he's no 8-Bit Theather Black Belt, that's for sure.
Love how you mentioned Soleana and Spagonia from Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) and Sonic Unleashed!!!!!
If I knew how to draw properly, I would draw Sephiroth doing some tourism around Italy with his Italian barbecue and wearing something from there lel 😂
That would be precious :)
4:53 Yes Sephiroth, yes you are, as are Squall, Cloud and Noct. No one believes Cloud doesn't swing that way because of his obsession with you and Noct has an amazing bromance with his three retainers. I don't know about Squall though and you strike me more as stabs*xual. As in you get off on stabbing people with an _actual_ sword and not a metaphorical one.
He probably gets off on both
So... Sora is currently in Luca world? That's fine.
Ignis: I’ve just come up with a new resapaie
It seems that Sephiroth found the Princess in the other caste…
4:10 The structure of that phrase seems oddly... despair inducing.
I love how Sephiroth is trying to get into clouds pants 😂
These video play like a sit-com all linking into each other, like "What shenanigans will our favourite characters get up to this week?". i love it
Tifa: I've always been in the top 10 women in video game gamers wanna bang
Aerith: I'm a gamer
Cloud: Yes Aerith, we both are
Sephiroth: does that mean I've been in the top 10 men in video gme gamers wanna bang?
Cloud: Shit. I take that back.
Hahaha easily best conversation ever 🤣
Tifa: "It was porn of me, wasn't it?"
Sephiroth:
Yes! Yes!
*YES!*
Yes! Yes!
6:05 i never knew how much i missed a meme until i saw it again, this sh*t broke me HARD XD 🤣🤣🤣
That made sense on Sora being in potorosso from Luca
We should all be very grateful for Remake putting an end to the Hot Topic edginess of Cloud and the others
Just imagining a render of Sephiroth running around Italy while eating kebab
I'm Italian and this is awesome
Like someone else commented, this felt like watching a nice conversation! Funny and relaxing.
At last, the holy quartet:
Italian Tifa
Italian Xehanort
Italian Cory
Italian Koopa the Quick
"this is Tifa, and she is always relevant"
Yes. Yes she is.
😍
There are cosplayers of her who look identical to the real thing you know 😉👉👉😍
Stop. 💀
Sora got lost and went to Altissia (FFXV)
Lestallum might as well be thier italy
Sora went to Luca I'm deadddddd
Nice italian click bait but it was all worth it to remember Barret's the #1 dad, full of respect for everyone and love for his daughter.
Solid writing. My favorite part was the tone change about sora when sephiroth appeared.
Don't tell me you're jealous (Sephi crossing his fingers)
Based on the r34 artists previous work, it was likely Cloud clapping Tifa in the senate video.
If you check the tags for the characters in the r34 website of the video it has both Cloud and Tifa on it, pretty much confirming that their uh…adult session got leaked.
1:36 "beaten it into my head" was that a crisis core reference?
This was really funny and fascinating to watch and I love that small clip of Sora in the Encanto World.
It was Luca actually
To be fair, Tifa...
You are one heck of a bombshell.
I love the way they just flip over like a paper Mario character to face the other direction xD
Now i want to know how many italians will see this and be proud of their nation (be proud of this, trust me, it's probably the best thing we've done in this last millennium)
Im proud
I'm kind of ashamed tbh
Provo orgogliosamente vergogna.
I'm proudly ashamed.
we're all both proud and ashamed, mostly ashamed by the crappy financial situation rn
Tits>all
Tits>e passa la paura.
The great "okey i belive you" has finally returned
Fucking hell, I nearly spat Energy Drink all over the screen because of the unexpected "OKAY I BELIEVE YOU!" 😂
there's so many channel-jocke's in this video... it's amazing.
your best so far !
3:05
Stuffed Crust Tifa!
You can eat it in reversed!
Masterpiece.
Never thought I would need a "Okay I believe you" Aerith.
It can’t die yet! We haven’t even gotten Noct and the Chocobros in the Regalia as DLC
1:35
Genesis reference killed me😂
“I just wanna say I’m so glad that my daughter isn’t here right now”
You're doing humanity a service by making these videos. I hope one day they will be as popular as Tifa.
Sora is a real city in Italy, it's near Frosinone.
Also, in Italy we have a city named Genova, which is pronounced the same way as "Jenova" but stressed on the first syllable.
4:10 I got that reference so hard
Meanwhile in Luca:
Sora: Sephy? Sephy? Mario? Can you teleport my back to Smash before the village kills me and I’m transported into the music video for “We Don’t Talk about Bruno”
Tifa: "I am the Senate!"
Politicians: " Not yet"
I literally learned what NTR is earlier today. This is a big coincidence.
The internet is still about Sora since he joined Super Smash Bros. Ultimate...
I remember seeing articles about this but I never read them but now I know the story and I’m not sure what to make of it besides it being kinda funny
I love how the most replayed part of the video is sephiroth's "and here I thought I am the only one gonna do a stabbing" XD
Fun fact for Sephiroth's NTR Question: The man in the "Tifa" video was Cloud so...no, it's actually not.
Unless he meant CloudXAerith or CloudXHimself, then yeah, Tifa NTR'd them good
This is kinda calming.
Neat.
oh sh*t is tifa my favorite politician
Remember folks, once a long time ago Sephiroth was an Italian man named *DIAVOLO!*
4:50 best moment. i live for aerith simping tifa LMAO ALKJSJDALSDJASLJDSAKNFAKLSJFA
Love your videos, Trueblade, thank you for them. Hope you're doing as well as can be expected during these times of Corona-stigma. It's funny, I have actually seriously wondered if our planet is angry at us, too.
Tifa is Italian confirmed.
this is probably my video of 2024, it's funny and heartwarming at the same time.
man I miss Just a Pancake
Sephiroth being here for Tifa making Cloud want his ass gone even more lol
And then pizza happened
Good to the the Italian Xehanort isn't involved!
That's because the χ-Lama wasn't involved, obviously.
Italy is real? damn now I'm kinda bummed
"ok i believe you"
"Stop it. No more innuendo allowed. Aerith is here."
Weird of her to say that after Aerith confessed she's a gamer.
(Or did she miss THAT particular innuendo? :/ )
I just got an Italy KFC ad the moment I went to rewatch this masterpiece, bruh they knewww
I have never been more proud to be an Italian in my life
As italian, i can confirm, tifa is hawt.
I love these interactions
"You know I'm not that pure" damn straight.
Idk why, but the awkward silence after he said he stopped by the Senate building followed by "I don't know why either" made me laugh harder than it should have.
Tbh I would love it if Sephiroth was a character in Chocobo GP. Partialy cause Im a fan, but mostly cause It would be fun to see people lose their mind over the fact that they added Sephiroth to another game Cloud is in.
Somehow, it's never getting old
I hope you can release Just a Pancake from your basement
6:44
Couldn’t have said it better, Barret
I an italian and i confirm. Our Postal Police is funny. They can't find who did this
Dude, April Fools isn’t for like another week
But that actually did happen back in January. Minus the Sephiroth being there part of course.
@@mattwo7
What do you mean it actually happened?
@@TheKpa11 I mean the Italian Senate really had that happen to them.
@@mattwo7
What happened to them?
@@TheKpa11 Exactly what Sephiroth said.
Imma be honest media didn't talk about this for shit like, that conference/meeting they had was more about intern stuff and wasn't broadcasted on any major platform
Tifa è la mia politica preferita
So proud to be italian
As someone that does not stay informed with current events, I appreciate this breakdown of the whole Tifa and Italy flag ref. Ty
I guess we just have to wait till we see
I'll never not laugh at the "ok, I believe you" meme.
but the real question is will sephiroth be dlc before noctis in that chocobo race lol?
Saw a pizza and the Italian flag, Im half Italian and I clicked on the vid. Was not disappointed 😂
love the jokes about how the remake over explains but somehow also doesnt explain anything over the course of 30 hrs for the sake of patting out the story lmao
TrueBlade... Stranger of paradise in a nutshell has been cracked already just so you know
the skewers fucking destroyed me
ok i believe you
è vero confermo tutto ho visto Sephiroth in giro in toscana e gli chiesi cosa ci faceva in quel dannato posto
...so why didn't sepiroth use the fact cloud was also involved in it to his advantage?
For those wondering, because the creator is known for Tifa x cloud videos, odds are that is most definitely cloud that's railing her.
I'm pretty sure Sephiroth actually did goad Cloud about his involvement when he said "and I thought I'm the only one who's gonna do a stabbing" with Cloud being immediately pictured as hiding his face. (Tifa was getting railed aka "stabbed" so who else can Sephiroth mean when he said "stabbing"? XD)
That dig at Tifa simps being in their thirties and housebound was spot on.
Figures none of them would know what a rashguard is though.