hmmm today I'm 16 and I wanna become political

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  • @NicolaiLol
    @NicolaiLol 3 года назад +35982

    The pong element was genius.

    • @kaidwyer
      @kaidwyer 3 года назад +73

      @Spatza god is a metaphor, I think, for morality - you only get out of it (him) what you put in

    • @lisvit3887
      @lisvit3887 3 года назад +105

      @Spatza I don't think it necessarily means that you are delusional. I'm mostly agnostic but I kind of believe in god, it's just kind of sad if we die, we just die, and nothing else. That's why I like thinking that there's a god out there and that it won't just be oblivion after I die.

    • @ramanathansabesh8862
      @ramanathansabesh8862 3 года назад +12

      I’ve seen ur vids Nicolai, surprised u don’t have the check tho. Ur a great RUclips keep up the work.

    • @freezy2755
      @freezy2755 3 года назад +10

      hilarious and true

    • @JustMilesAnimation
      @JustMilesAnimation 3 года назад +6

      In some places I saw a meme, where the political coordinates, but in the background there was a game Doodle Jump. That's genius too

  • @takeeto9894
    @takeeto9894 3 года назад +7443

    when I was 16 there was a dude in my class that was a hardline communist, then in 2 weeks he was a staunch Catholic Monarchist, then in another week he was a full blown libertarian anarchist, then after a month he was back to communism, idk what he is now

    • @halfiem2510
      @halfiem2510 3 года назад +1459

      He should just return to monke

    • @prashanthb4565
      @prashanthb4565 3 года назад +383

      Probably dead

    • @SpongeChadSquareJaw
      @SpongeChadSquareJaw 3 года назад +438

      "idk what he is now" is a genius startup for jokes

    • @tgirl_fangs
      @tgirl_fangs 3 года назад +115

      He's ascended and become a based An-Prim

    • @weaningbleaming6686
      @weaningbleaming6686 3 года назад +106

      Dude is just struggling to find a place to belong 😔 probably fatherless too

  • @hellaroh6053
    @hellaroh6053 3 года назад +5696

    Speedran the political compass faster than Germany did in the 1920s

    • @akw.lol.
      @akw.lol. 3 года назад +102

      Or Russia after the Russian Revolution

    • @ihevaak5438
      @ihevaak5438 3 года назад +21

      @@akw.lol. it was just communism

    • @akw.lol.
      @akw.lol. 3 года назад +157

      @@ihevaak5438 no it was democracy (sort of) then a peoples government, then monarchy then communism

    • @ihevaak5438
      @ihevaak5438 3 года назад +65

      @@akw.lol. yeah, now when I think of it, there were many political parties in 1914 - 1917. Sorry.

    • @sghflnjdgftrebv4005
      @sghflnjdgftrebv4005 3 года назад +2

      we all know

  • @fatimaachouri3433
    @fatimaachouri3433 7 месяцев назад +4724

    You don't lose your innocence when you learn about sex, but when you learn about politics.

    • @lapachi_428
      @lapachi_428 7 месяцев назад +281

      That's some shit Churchill would say

    • @mistermath481
      @mistermath481 6 месяцев назад +138

      Politics is the "Where babies come?" from this generarion

    • @betoneiracromadarebaixada8187
      @betoneiracromadarebaixada8187 6 месяцев назад +135

      I lost my will to live when i learned about politics

    • @woodlefoof2
      @woodlefoof2 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@reinhardt3090 what about wizards on /pol/ casting esoteric memetica?

    • @aaahwubadugh
      @aaahwubadugh 5 месяцев назад

      The ironic thing is, 50% of politics nowadays is just about sex"🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️"💀

  • @TheRallycore
    @TheRallycore 3 года назад +16641

    The visual gag of his political opinion being a game of pong is so brilliant.

    • @justaspectator9762
      @justaspectator9762 3 года назад +53

      fr

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 года назад +279

      I liked it, though when I first saw him bouncing around, I thought of the DVD logo

    • @Healthandwealth9422
      @Healthandwealth9422 3 года назад +114

      That’s how it is in America everyone changing political opinions on a dime.

    • @augustchristianlangager6862
      @augustchristianlangager6862 3 года назад +40

      @@Healthandwealth9422 Everywhere that has political freedom I think is more like it. Not a US guy myself at least... and ehm i thought some dumb stuff when i was a little bit younger so...

    • @ratatouilledrinksclorax9897
      @ratatouilledrinksclorax9897 3 года назад +13

      @@augustchristianlangager6862 at this point in my life i try to not even associate with politics

  • @whadadoin1962
    @whadadoin1962 3 года назад +5978

    The ultimate form. He has collected every kind of political ideology in the spectrum. Now he shall control the entire galaxy.

    • @hyperx6900
      @hyperx6900 3 года назад +73

      The galaxy shall become his political compass to forever follow the cycle.

    • @unfetteredparacosmian
      @unfetteredparacosmian 3 года назад +16

      Jreg

    • @CatsEyethePsycho
      @CatsEyethePsycho 3 года назад +9

      Then destroy it.

    • @notmichiru176
      @notmichiru176 3 года назад +38

      He will create a single political ideology. One that will unite all of mankind.

    • @CatsEyethePsycho
      @CatsEyethePsycho 3 года назад +20

      @@notmichiru176 Kinda sounds like Hitler.

  • @alfredocosta3416
    @alfredocosta3416 3 года назад +44635

    Ideology: pro good, anti-bad

    • @meaker9410
      @meaker9410 3 года назад +3201

      Completely outrageous. Obviously the pro-bad and anti-good ideology will prevail.

    • @Bigwillyice
      @Bigwillyice 3 года назад +1563

      Maybe we can find some kind of middle ground here?

    • @meaker9410
      @meaker9410 3 года назад +1492

      @@Bigwillyice No. The revolution has begun.

    • @Hidden4125
      @Hidden4125 3 года назад +1073

      Really? I am anti-pro

    • @meaker9410
      @meaker9410 3 года назад +641

      @@onnizx Seriously? Anti-pro-ers make me sick. Shame.

  • @tony9146
    @tony9146 8 месяцев назад +2641

    The ping pong across extreme opposite political ends is the perfect encapsulation of political views at 16.

    • @pingpong5877
      @pingpong5877 7 месяцев назад +5

      You sum me up pretty accurately.

    • @NotOliverXII
      @NotOliverXII 7 месяцев назад +4

      mine have stayed in the same spot for at least 2 years now

    • @iheartlreoy8134
      @iheartlreoy8134 6 месяцев назад +30

      @@NotOliverXIIoh good lord take a joke we don’t need all the 16 year olds to confirm that they are the special different 15 year olds

    • @NotOliverXII
      @NotOliverXII 6 месяцев назад +51

      @@iheartlreoy8134 my bad dude, didn’t realize making small commentary was such an issue for you

    • @iheartlreoy8134
      @iheartlreoy8134 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@NotOliverXII it’s ok I’m sorry

  • @shiromi1
    @shiromi1 3 года назад +10186

    “my ideology? depends on who i’m trolling today”

  • @giantpinkcat
    @giantpinkcat 3 года назад +16446

    I saw a wise meme, quote:
    "The Political Compass is astrology for redditors."

    • @pestilence.and.plague
      @pestilence.and.plague 3 года назад +90

      >:O

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou 3 года назад +287

      its true lol

    • @TankEngine75
      @TankEngine75 3 года назад +552

      This is why I only use Reddit for stuff like Game tips or fanart,I went into r/politicalcompassmemes once and I have never been the same since

    • @Mr.Sassman
      @Mr.Sassman 3 года назад +81

      So this is the enlightenment Buddha achieved when he accended to Nirvana.

    • @mgspatheticchannel1496
      @mgspatheticchannel1496 3 года назад +156

      Once you go there, you can never leave. You see people with yellow shirts and assume their libright. You see it in Legos, in everything.
      It is the most diverse subreddit by political ideologies.
      It influences how you live your life. If you were auth right, now you approve of monarchies. Now if you were centrist, you love grilling. It changes your life.

  • @ambiguousovertone191
    @ambiguousovertone191 3 года назад +629

    "All of that searching and converting, and for what? To become a Centrist? Send him to Detroit."

  • @EmpyricReporter
    @EmpyricReporter 8 месяцев назад +1700

    -comes to youtube
    -makes an epic banger of a video
    -disappears
    -refuses to elaborate

  • @aworldtowin955
    @aworldtowin955 3 года назад +13566

    The political compass and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race

    • @avilude
      @avilude 3 года назад +299

      I concur, brother.

    • @lakj5807
      @lakj5807 3 года назад +246

      ooga booga

    • @digiquo8143
      @digiquo8143 3 года назад +374

      @@stevanthewise7240 Does it make you feel better to pretend you're smarter than him, all based on his choice of vocabulary?

    • @digiquo8143
      @digiquo8143 3 года назад +278

      @@stevanthewise7240 'Concur' is not a sophisticated word.

    • @digiquo8143
      @digiquo8143 3 года назад +248

      @@stevanthewise7240 It says a lot more about yourself that you think 'concur' is some fake word people only use to sound smart than it does about him using it.

  • @maxwellweiss9849
    @maxwellweiss9849 3 года назад +13852

    This is so unrealistic, he is actually able to get out of the first echo chamber he finds

    • @Nayshjin
      @Nayshjin 3 года назад +443

      Nah its real, this is basically me from 2014 to now lol

    • @knes167
      @knes167 3 года назад +122

      @@Nayshjin
      Why do you think you were so gullible/ impressionable to go along with the first thing you heard that made since

    • @jerrell1169
      @jerrell1169 3 года назад +814

      @@knes167 Because ideologues are convincing when you don’t have a well developed worldview, have experience in real life and lack the ability to critical think.

    • @Dylan-bc2po
      @Dylan-bc2po 3 года назад +106

      I don't think you understand that this whole thing is an echo chamber. He watches louder with Crowder which gets him into an echo chamber and becoming a white supremacist. Then he watches one pro trans video which leads him into a major leftist echo chamber and spills into him becoming communist and soon anarchist. The entire thing is one big echo chamber. The last scene of the ping pong screen couldn't be more accurate. He is going in one defined direction politically but one recommendation/video changes that.

    • @Nayshjin
      @Nayshjin 3 года назад +242

      @@knes167 I was a teenager, Family was christian conservative, so got into the right leaning shit, and culture war bs , went all the way even the crazy conspiracy theories, then became atheist through edgy atheist owns Christian memes, then slowly moved all the way to the left through watching various channels

  • @yodef6828
    @yodef6828 3 года назад +4377

    Now he's able to understand Schrödinger's politics.

    • @LeftytheGansterGremlin
      @LeftytheGansterGremlin 3 года назад +49

      I wonder if Shroedinger got a chance to chat with Alucard during his 30-year Hiatus.

    • @parkjimin-standkb-62
      @parkjimin-standkb-62 3 года назад +11

      What's that?

    • @ulrikahaggard9923
      @ulrikahaggard9923 3 года назад +36

      @@parkjimin-standkb-62 well it's kinda complicated, it's basically a dead political opinion that noone uses anymore. But on the other hand it seems like alot of people identifying with it these days.

    • @ulrikahaggard9923
      @ulrikahaggard9923 3 года назад +39

      @@parkjimin-standkb-62 so I guess you could say it's dead and alive at the same time.

    • @granthefato340
      @granthefato340 3 года назад +24

      schrodinger ultimate reloading

  • @AlexanTheMan
    @AlexanTheMan 7 месяцев назад +736

    Mixing internet with politics is like mixing finely aged wine with frying oil.

    • @np-cos4065
      @np-cos4065 5 месяцев назад +20

      lmao which one’s which?

    • @SéaFid
      @SéaFid 5 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@np-cos4065Internet is frying oil. It is a testament to why elitism may be valid and to why maybe we should not teach everyone to write.

    • @agravemisunderstanding9668
      @agravemisunderstanding9668 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@SéaFid ok bro

    • @impain4real
      @impain4real 5 месяцев назад +1

      I'd say that the internet is the wine, because it can be refreshing in small doses and dizzying in large doses. Drink enough of it and you'll want to puke. Frying oil is messy and gross and you don't like it, but it's necessary to make a wonderful meal, like how politics needs to exist in order for a government to exist or it would be choas, every man for himself. Drink enough cooking oil and you'll also want to puke.

    • @bruhzzer
      @bruhzzer 5 месяцев назад +32

      ​@@SéaFidauth right spotted

  • @aaronmarq8387
    @aaronmarq8387 3 года назад +7941

    "So, where do you see yourself in the political compass?"
    "I am the political compass"

  • @lannisterfilth
    @lannisterfilth 3 года назад +9574

    Dude, he's just a radical centrist.

    • @BriggsA
      @BriggsA 3 года назад +134

      That is very true

    • @watawota2510
      @watawota2510 3 года назад +16

      how

    • @lannisterfilth
      @lannisterfilth 3 года назад +594

      @@watawota2510 Different ideas from different quadrants. Not stuck to one ideology, believes that ideologies can merge and be the better solution. Usually not a sheep. Very based.

    • @Tkcb2799
      @Tkcb2799 3 года назад +82

      @@lannisterfilth Based comment

    • @artemefimov8215
      @artemefimov8215 3 года назад +20

      @@lannisterfilth so it's the best ideology?

  • @whatevernamegoeshere3644
    @whatevernamegoeshere3644 3 года назад +17474

    "What's your ideology?"
    "Shrödinger's"
    "What's that?"
    "It depends on who I'm trolling"

    • @Junkyardproduxtions
      @Junkyardproduxtions 3 года назад +675

      This is why I can't go to family parties.

    • @whatevernamegoeshere3644
      @whatevernamegoeshere3644 3 года назад +471

      @@Junkyardproduxtions sometimes it's just fun to add alcohol to it and let them make a fool of themselves eh?

    • @ghostninja5035
      @ghostninja5035 3 года назад +214

      Unironically me when I had Twitter

    • @Jtoob-z5n
      @Jtoob-z5n 3 года назад +8

      Whats this

    • @whatevernamegoeshere3644
      @whatevernamegoeshere3644 3 года назад +124

      @@lopanreturns7085 “What’s your ideology?”
      “Zaitsev's”
      “What’s that?”
      “I will always join the group that has more members”

  • @leviticusprime4904
    @leviticusprime4904 5 месяцев назад +400

    “Politics is gay and I got other shit to do with my life” - my dad.

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 5 месяцев назад +32

      After seeing how politics are, I agree with him

    • @leviticusprime4904
      @leviticusprime4904 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@whitezombie10 politics is nothing but a never-ending back and forth between extremes who believe that they are 100% right and every one is 100% wrong. These people then go to political streamers and RUclipsrs who regenerate their own beliefs to them, eventually, someone does a crime, and then the people who agree with the perpetrator will try to justify or excuse their crimes and the people who don't agree with the perpetrator will use it as an excuse to push their agenda. Politics is a never-ending contest of idiots thinking they can save the world if everyone just listens to them.

    • @Euro.Patriot
      @Euro.Patriot 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@leviticusprime4904You either control the idiots or you are an idiot. Being an idiot is bad, your father chose to be one.

    • @andre20005
      @andre20005 5 месяцев назад +14

      wise words

    • @steveminecraft5887
      @steveminecraft5887 3 месяца назад +17

      Ima go watch bobs burgers

  • @polishraj2676
    @polishraj2676 3 года назад +3511

    Listening to people on the internet describe their political ideology is like watching youself try to reach a 2,000 word minimum on an essay.

  • @PatOnTheBack321
    @PatOnTheBack321 3 года назад +2548

    "I just pick whatever community that accepts me until my self destructive tendencies push them to ostracize me. Then I find a new poli daddy to show me da wey"

  • @purpleraindrip1674
    @purpleraindrip1674 3 года назад +6938

    Everybody's gangsta until the 16 year old describes their views with the political compass

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 3 года назад +377

      "i'm a conservative liberal communist and i burn my own store"

    • @hidinginyourcloset
      @hidinginyourcloset 3 года назад +135

      Political compass is a sham and I wish more people looked into the political trichotomy.

    • @roguewasbanned4746
      @roguewasbanned4746 3 года назад +31

      @@hidinginyourcloset yeah the political compass is too relative to a liberal society

    • @HITSQUAD63
      @HITSQUAD63 3 года назад +5

      @@hidinginyourcloset I’ve never heard of that before. What are your thoughts on that?

    • @Diembee
      @Diembee 3 года назад +126

      @@hidinginyourcloset Me personally, I prefer the political 5D Tesseract

  • @sofiaassecondi8635
    @sofiaassecondi8635 5 месяцев назад +75

    this hits so hard because there is such an overproduction and overconsumption of content nowadays it’s nearly impossible for a teen to even begin to form their own ideas and beliefs. It’s just a jumble of all that is forcefully being spoon fed to them.

    • @WallNutBreaker524
      @WallNutBreaker524 2 месяца назад

      That's if they allow themselves to be swayed by Propaganda. Or think for themselves.

    • @M4421-O
      @M4421-O 26 дней назад +1

      There's a lack of easily accessible raw information and a total disregard for teaching people how to find the information that does exist. Of course, it's a given that people, especially teenagers have never been given pure information - everything has always been filtered or processed through some lens. The difference with the Internet is that people can be exposed to more of them, and that the Internet could act as a medium to communicate raw information. Sadly, it's mostly the former and barely the latter.

  • @conservativeliberal
    @conservativeliberal 3 года назад +69305

    I really hate when people choose a side and make it their personality

    • @carlbradley3175
      @carlbradley3175 3 года назад +12514

      my god, everything about you and your comment is underrated

    • @conservativeliberal
      @conservativeliberal 3 года назад +7698

      @@carlbradley3175 haha thanks I thought I might confuse a couple of people

    • @browngreen4663
      @browngreen4663 3 года назад +3128

      @@conservativeliberal it mostly comes from a superiority complex they think most of Americans are so dumb compared to them so they look down on people in there normal lives

    • @stevanthewise7240
      @stevanthewise7240 3 года назад +304

      I love that

    • @unforastero5704
      @unforastero5704 3 года назад +1449

      @@browngreen4663 It takes a strong self-consciousness to realize that thou may not know everything and may therefore have a subjective viewpoint on politics.

  • @Astro.mp3407
    @Astro.mp3407 3 года назад +8312

    what's your political Ideology?
    I
    .
    I

  • @thewhat6219
    @thewhat6219 3 года назад +3892

    Political affiliation: DVD screensaver

    • @FateandBuddy
      @FateandBuddy 3 года назад +56

      that’s not just a political affiliation, that’s a lifestyle

    • @detergent6477
      @detergent6477 3 года назад +42

      But the difference is that he always hits the corner.

    • @L.jmkop-p
      @L.jmkop-p 3 года назад +8

      @Spatza Revived "fuck shit wheres my insults, time to use you're wrong to prove my mopinion"

    • @evilcta2000
      @evilcta2000 3 года назад +2

      @Spatza what does this have to do with his comment?

    • @TurtleChad1
      @TurtleChad1 3 года назад +10

      That's the only political affiliation approved by a turtle

  • @justgaming7679
    @justgaming7679 4 месяца назад +36

    And at 17, he has ascended to a higher plain of thinking.

  • @ThomasFoolery
    @ThomasFoolery 3 года назад +5981

    The “white people be like” caught me so off Guard.

  • @bot6349
    @bot6349 3 года назад +988

    at this point I've given up labeling myself with any term and just tell people to ask my opinion on individual issues, removes a lot of the bs

    • @MIbra96
      @MIbra96 3 года назад +75

      Same. I think that's the best thing to do.

    • @lojika1majik
      @lojika1majik 3 года назад +27

      Kinda brilliant.

    • @CR-og5ho
      @CR-og5ho 3 года назад +83

      This is what people did for generations before the internet

    • @wombat2874
      @wombat2874 3 года назад +35

      Except depending upon which answer you give you’ll be classified as conservative or liberal because those are the only two political ideologies am I right

    • @polaris7346
      @polaris7346 3 года назад +22

      The thing is, people will automatically try to place you into a group depending on how many of your opinions align with a certain group regardless. Which is honestly what most people do to themselves nowadays.

  • @hahaok3352
    @hahaok3352 3 года назад +2833

    The first time getting into politics ngl made me feel like I aged for 10 years in the span of 2 weeks. It's absolutely messy and mind numbing.

    • @greasey8695
      @greasey8695 3 года назад +276

      Politics is the definition of a necessary evil, the worst one.

    • @tenebrum9946
      @tenebrum9946 3 года назад +19

      Messi

    • @lxnfaa1455
      @lxnfaa1455 3 года назад +76

      @@greasey8695 if I ever start getting into politics take the gun and shot me

    • @dentedg
      @dentedg 3 года назад +22

      The only time I get into politics is when I wanna make fun of the Vice President

    • @weshannum4961
      @weshannum4961 3 года назад +29

      @@przezyc1890 now you are 11 and a half and still keeping strong

  • @JSRMedia
    @JSRMedia 16 дней назад +3

    I've subbed to Alex Jones, Dave Smith, Steven Crowder, HasanAbi, Tim Pool, Destiny, Charlie Kirk, Vaush, BlazeTV, Vox, Trump, Bernie, everything.

    • @alma_h2410
      @alma_h2410 15 дней назад +3

      The ultimate centrist?

    • @JSRMedia
      @JSRMedia День назад

      @@alma_h2410 Lex Fridman

  • @lordlammi1562
    @lordlammi1562 3 года назад +5032

    I feel bad for people who's bios consist entirely of political adjectives.

    • @AnglosArentHuman
      @AnglosArentHuman 3 года назад +617

      Virgin "LIBERTARIAN. 1ST AMMENDMENT. MARXISM = BLOCK. MAGA." vs Chad "I sometimes post pictures of meerkats. Married to @genericusername17"

    • @griffin2465
      @griffin2465 3 года назад +248

      MARXIST-LENINIST-MAOIST [Insert every fucking flag emoji on earth]

    • @griffin2465
      @griffin2465 3 года назад +135

      @brien I loved my time on twitter/Instagram when I was a hyperpolitical 16 year old and was called a false leftist for daring to criticize Hussein and Assad by other hyperpolitical 16 year olds. All parties involved were Americans.

    • @spunklebop6886
      @spunklebop6886 3 года назад +185

      Marxist/Leninist/Stalinist/Maoist | Anti-fascist, Anti-totalitarian, ACAB, BLM, he/him, insert flags of communist countries
      Ironic how they call themselves antifa but openly support some of the most violent and oppressive regimes that have ever existed.

    • @timh.7169
      @timh.7169 3 года назад +3

      @hem hem its all political agenda

  • @charonsferryold
    @charonsferryold 3 года назад +5187

    My favorite part is where he sees someone talking about trans rights and doesn't just become a trans ally, he straight-up becomes trans.

    • @djhinx9586
      @djhinx9586 3 года назад +483

      You DONT do that?

    • @TenkDD
      @TenkDD 3 года назад +275

      In a more accurate version he'd become non-binary.

    • @outinspace6332
      @outinspace6332 3 года назад +435

      Did you just say straight up? STRAIGHT!?

    • @xXWorldgamefunXx
      @xXWorldgamefunXx 3 года назад +733

      I'm not sure if that's implied transphobia, treating it like an ideology and not a valid identity.
      Maybe I'm reading too much into it.

    • @leahlynch6470
      @leahlynch6470 3 года назад +174

      @@xXWorldgamefunXx i was thinking the same thing !

  • @chuckgrimes1442
    @chuckgrimes1442 3 года назад +4211

    "So where are you on the political spectrum?"
    "I AM THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM"

    • @justkiddingde6506
      @justkiddingde6506 3 года назад +43

      Not. Yet.

    • @thatrandomeliteultra1158
      @thatrandomeliteultra1158 3 года назад +5

      I just said that line and now everyone is going to assume I stole it

    • @ComedicLetter
      @ComedicLetter 3 года назад +37

      @@justkiddingde6506 it’s treason then
      (Rapid spinning)

    • @georgeofhamilton
      @georgeofhamilton 3 года назад +8

      @@ComedicLetter I told you it would come to this! I was right! The centrists are taking over!

    • @thechickenfriedredneck910
      @thechickenfriedredneck910 3 года назад +4

      "My Allegiance is to the republic, to Democracy!".

  • @Loniak98
    @Loniak98 9 месяцев назад +47

    The neo nazi to trans pipeline is hilarious

    • @sksthrowaway2270
      @sksthrowaway2270 2 месяца назад +2

      real

    • @lememz
      @lememz 19 дней назад

      90% of neo nazis aren't even actual nazis, they are just edgy contrarians, like bruh at least read evola or something

  • @overlordbrandon
    @overlordbrandon 3 года назад +2674

    His political ideology has literally become a DVD icon screensaver

    • @TurtleChad1
      @TurtleChad1 3 года назад +86

      Ah yes the superior political ideology
      *DVD ICON SCREENSAVER*

    • @Marcel38281
      @Marcel38281 3 года назад +13

      @@TurtleChad1 let's create a new party

    • @NAHOJ_6035
      @NAHOJ_6035 3 года назад +5

      @Marcel3416 Ah yes. In the North America we will get to power in less than 5 years. Same will probably happen in Europe and hopefully in Australia and Oceania. In South America, our faction, known as Screensaveristas, will overthrow all local governments (Pinochet, Che and Castro would be proud). In Africa we will bribe all the politicians and in Asia, we'll do the same as happended in China after revolution (you know, things like erasing parts of history, reeducating etc.).

    • @overlordbrandon
      @overlordbrandon 3 года назад +3

      @@NAHOJ_6035 It's all The Dynamist Volition Directorate Agenda!!! and they're currently Monitoring and Defending these Movement! and we must obey their plans for world domination!!!
      The Die VolksDelegation is currently sending the SS to counter a counter coup while the Divine Victorious Dragon has successfully take over China!
      Currently Ministry PingBao is helping to fund the revolution for Screensaveristas, and the Leader, De Vamos Diego is claiming Victory!

    • @MidWitPride
      @MidWitPride 3 года назад +4

      It will never hit a corner.
      ....
      Unless this is the day.

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 3 года назад +6263

    If you aren't an Anarcho-Libertarian-Authoritarian-Monarchist-Republican Furry revolutionary, don't even talk to me

  • @fuckman297
    @fuckman297 3 года назад +2464

    When you turn 17 your political compass gets a third dimension

    • @ricecooker7037
      @ricecooker7037 3 года назад +54

      Does that mean when you’re 18 you get four dimensional political ideology’s

    • @horstherbert35
      @horstherbert35 3 года назад +53

      and then one additional dimension until you reach 25 and the process reverses itself, turning your political compass one-dimensional by 36

    • @dominickperez2952
      @dominickperez2952 3 года назад +4

      @@horstherbert35 One dimensional implies there's only "one side". It'd just be 2 dimensional again

    • @atlasbailly5439
      @atlasbailly5439 3 года назад +8

      @@dominickperez2952 nah 1 dimensional is a line, so from right to left ideology. 2 dimensional would be the chart again, with libertarian/authoritarian and liberal/conservative

    • @DjMaxi005
      @DjMaxi005 3 года назад

      @@atlasbailly5439 3rd dimension should be religious/atheist or rather Platon/Aristotle axis

  • @creativename2567
    @creativename2567 8 месяцев назад +87

    That was actually me from 14-16. I would always end up agreeing with crazy people just because they had a good voice and editing.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 3 месяца назад +8

      That’s honestly how a lot of RUclipsrs got popular, not because they made anything good but because they had deep voices and said the funny words

    • @hydeme
      @hydeme 3 месяца назад +3

      Honestly im glad I had that phase back round 16-17 and not 2022 because andrew tate probably would have wrapped me round his finger based on the people I was watching (basically I did a 180)

    • @WhiteAryansAreTheONLYGood
      @WhiteAryansAreTheONLYGood 3 месяца назад

      You have good taste in anime characters at least.

    • @captainjordan3010
      @captainjordan3010 2 месяца назад

      ​​@@hydemeThe irony looking at your profile now and the lack of self-awareness. To put it into perspective you are so predictable that I knew exactly what I was going to see in your about before I even opened up your channel. You are still playing the game buddy.

    • @eko9554
      @eko9554 2 месяца назад

      @@hydemeDude I accidentally fell down the alt right pipeline in April to august 2022. I was in a terrible state and wishing it was 2021 again. I remember watching videos that woke is bad, pronouns, and drag queens. I already knew that anti lgbt was bad but I didn’t these uploaders were. I was watching RUclipsrs like Don Stever and Misha Petrov. I do wish it was 2021 again because it was before the alpha males and anti woke took over.

  • @michka841
    @michka841 3 года назад +7718

    Never ask:
    A man: his salary
    A woman: her age
    A zoomer: *its political views in 2016-2017*

    • @McLovin18-88
      @McLovin18-88 3 года назад +197

      transhumanism lets goooo rid thouself of thou flesh embrace the machine and praise the broken god

    • @michka841
      @michka841 3 года назад +120

      Praise the Omnissiah

    • @peterwang5660
      @peterwang5660 3 года назад +295

      Lmao we don’t even get gender pronouns we’re just ITS not even human

    • @wokery
      @wokery 3 года назад +118

      @@peterwang5660 some ppl actually use it/it's pronouns lmao but I can see how it could be viewed as dehumanising

    • @cowboydoggo6168
      @cowboydoggo6168 3 года назад +64

      @@michka841 The flesh is weak

  • @wilfordthe4th422
    @wilfordthe4th422 3 года назад +7606

    Theres this type and then the kid who just believes whatever his parents opinions were and never looks more into it

    • @aiden-sy3ex
      @aiden-sy3ex 3 года назад +404

      gun control good because fully semi automatic 12 Gauge AR bad

    • @lukeporras1288
      @lukeporras1288 3 года назад +613

      Aka 80 percent of all children

    • @banana-uo3be
      @banana-uo3be 3 года назад +31

      Technically they are the same

    • @ah925
      @ah925 3 года назад +134

      @@guitear6945 cringe bluepill neocon

    • @unhappyfew5679
      @unhappyfew5679 3 года назад +198

      @@guitear6945 I honestly don't bother to tie myself to a party, it makes things generalized and causes ignorant dumbasses to just brush off everything I say. I think if you happen to be in a in between you should just say "undecided" as a bypass
      Also I never looked much into abortion but in that defense its not that easy to just put your child for adoption

  • @tr1084
    @tr1084 3 года назад +621

    Time to internally tie myself to an ideology then change nothing about how I conduct myself in the real world.

  • @adalaza
    @adalaza 2 месяца назад +20

    age 20: climbs a barn

  • @joshua2atkins772
    @joshua2atkins772 3 года назад +13385

    the sequel would be “i’m 16 and i want to learn about philosophy”
    straight to nietzsche

    • @abdielfloresluna4522
      @abdielfloresluna4522 3 года назад +369

      *syphilis intensifies as Wagner drops a hard beat*

    • @Thomas-xj8bf
      @Thomas-xj8bf 3 года назад +199

      this was literally me

    • @TheHorseOutside
      @TheHorseOutside 3 года назад +825

      I read a really poorly written summary of Nietzche when I was 14 and tried to kill myself the next day

    • @benedekkoleszar1299
      @benedekkoleszar1299 3 года назад +355

      @@TheHorseOutside Did it work?

    • @benedekkoleszar1299
      @benedekkoleszar1299 3 года назад +170

      No just kidding that is awful

  • @Duskbear
    @Duskbear 3 года назад +1672

    Liking this feels like buying bitcoin in 2009

    • @bullymaguire1087
      @bullymaguire1087 3 года назад +21

      @FungiOrAlgae? or Cringe with Dutch Van Der Linde

    • @Johnson-br2lw
      @Johnson-br2lw 3 года назад +2

      @@bullymaguire1087 sauce or loss

    • @nightmode3782
      @nightmode3782 3 года назад +4

      @@bullymaguire1087
      DUTCH
      DUTCH
      I GOTTA MEME I WANT TO SHOW YA

    • @Jontage99
      @Jontage99 3 года назад +4

      @@nightmode3782 JESUS MICAH. IS... IS THAT A TRAP

    • @nightmode3782
      @nightmode3782 3 года назад +2

      @@Jontage99 no no dutch im sory

  • @rayhansubi5176
    @rayhansubi5176 3 года назад +29960

    As a meme perfectly pointed out:
    Age 14- Republicans are racist
    Age 16- Democrats are the real racists
    Age 18- I'm racist

  • @Oscylot88
    @Oscylot88 8 месяцев назад +84

    If you actually go through this many phases then you're truly a centrist.

    • @Spacey_key
      @Spacey_key 5 месяцев назад +3

      Centrism is a special kind of quantum state that will eventually collapse into right wing or left wing, there is no question if, just when

    • @Oscylot88
      @Oscylot88 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Spacey_key Most people die before picking a side.

    • @binay413963
      @binay413963 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Spacey_keyu r wrong I have been centrist for a while (I can change my opinion if I have a reason)

    • @Spacey_key
      @Spacey_key 4 месяца назад

      @@binay413963 give it time

  • @Clearisgay
    @Clearisgay 3 года назад +3566

    As a 16 year old getting into politics, I am now a neo anarchist nazi primitivist communist capitalist socialist. And maybe also a neoliberal or something idk. I'm glad you made this video, it was very relatable.

    • @brunodimaggio9946
      @brunodimaggio9946 3 года назад +278

      @Qimodis Is a joke

    • @curtiswong7280
      @curtiswong7280 3 года назад +350

      @Qimodis You seem to follow the ideology called Notbeingfunatpartiesism.

    • @myreque999
      @myreque999 3 года назад +84

      As a 16 year old getting into politics, I'm a radical centrist

    • @nathanschmitz2302
      @nathanschmitz2302 3 года назад +24

      @@curtiswong7280 Hey be careful, the wooooshires are coming, they'll kill us all for the one guy missing the joke.

    • @curtiswong7280
      @curtiswong7280 3 года назад +18

      @@nathanschmitz2302 That's horrible, punishing the collective for the one person's complete and utter lack of basedness. Literally the year that the first Macintosh commercial was released/the year that Liechtenstein granted women the right to vote!

  • @chadwilliams9141
    @chadwilliams9141 3 года назад +841

    How Joe Rogan is everytime he has a guest.

    • @charlesm.2604
      @charlesm.2604 3 года назад +9

      Good one dude ! 😅

    • @requiemuk2351
      @requiemuk2351 3 года назад +37

      He basically gets people to talk more about what they think about by agreeing with them. Kinda funny after hearing a few podcast as he flops about like a fish.

    • @LezSpringfield
      @LezSpringfield 3 года назад +3

      Dave Rubin

    • @nathanjstoic
      @nathanjstoic 3 года назад +1

      More like Dave Rubin

    • @giantpinkcat
      @giantpinkcat 3 года назад +3

      Joe Rogan telling his followers to not eat chocolate because chocolate is made from a plant:

  • @CheekyCheeky
    @CheekyCheeky 3 года назад +4767

    "So where are you on the political spectrum?"
    "Do you mean when?"

    • @12DAMDO
      @12DAMDO 3 года назад +44

      if you think about it,
      fishhook theory is just a timeline
      donut theory is just a cycle
      horseshoe theory is just based

    • @ewa8253
      @ewa8253 3 года назад +1

      I hate to be that guy but *where lol

    • @cancercrab6487
      @cancercrab6487 3 года назад +9

      ewa 82 wdym? who are you correcting?

    • @ewa8253
      @ewa8253 3 года назад

      @@cancercrab6487 the poster

    • @chance6574
      @chance6574 3 года назад +10

      @@ewa8253 he spelled where like that tho

  • @THECHEEESEBALL
    @THECHEEESEBALL 4 месяца назад +21

    I went from “libertarian” to Trotskyist to anarchist and I’ve been steady as a social democrat

    • @iishiir
      @iishiir 4 месяца назад +1

      Why's libertarian in quotation marks

    • @THECHEEESEBALL
      @THECHEEESEBALL 4 месяца назад +12

      Many people who get sucked into the right wing just call themselves libertarians as did i

    • @arcioko2142
      @arcioko2142 3 месяца назад

      please become an anarchist again

    • @captainjames4649
      @captainjames4649 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@THECHEEESEBALL or perhaps libertarians are libertarians

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 2 месяца назад

      Yeah those are definitely words

  • @qtarokujo3694
    @qtarokujo3694 3 года назад +3618

    *"Silence, Twitter! I do not wish to be political anymore. I just want to grill."*

    • @gwenzy750
      @gwenzy750 3 года назад +77

      And a grill you shall become

    • @couch5717
      @couch5717 3 года назад +46

      Charcoal or Propane?

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 3 года назад +43

      @@couch5717 charcoal gives it a certain taste in my opinion.

    • @couch5717
      @couch5717 3 года назад +24

      @@YataTheFifteenth I agree. Charcoal is better.

    • @Eaglehunter44
      @Eaglehunter44 3 года назад +27

      Based and Centristpilled

  • @brady.walczak
    @brady.walczak 3 года назад +2993

    mans really hopped on youtube and cranked out this banger for his first and only video

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 года назад +90

      lmfao he made his account in 2016 and he released this banger 5 years later

    • @alancamacho9856
      @alancamacho9856 3 года назад +173

      he just turned 16 that's why he posted

    • @plipplop1769
      @plipplop1769 3 года назад +36

      @TheSpatza God you have no idea how many of these comments i've seen. Thank you kind sir for taking a metaphorical shit on all the insecure manlets who have an undying need to shoot down anyone every time the word god is even alluded to.

    • @ryx4992
      @ryx4992 3 года назад +45

      ​@@plipplop1769 idk why other atheists even do that, like let people believe what they wanna believe guess some people are just loose in the head

    • @justsogusto4979
      @justsogusto4979 3 года назад +5

      @@lamar493 this

  • @eejtv
    @eejtv 3 года назад +6338

    Ideology: pro based, anti-cringe

    • @OdysseyK
      @OdysseyK 3 года назад +88

      Based on what?

    • @eejtv
      @eejtv 3 года назад +200

      @@OdysseyK TRUE

    • @buster2644
      @buster2644 3 года назад +73

      @@OdysseyK cringe

    • @shizno1872
      @shizno1872 3 года назад +16

      Based

    • @winzyl9546
      @winzyl9546 3 года назад +48

      @@OdysseyK based on cringe

  • @Somebodywhomightexist
    @Somebodywhomightexist 7 месяцев назад +25

    I love studying history, politics, and alternative histories. I know multiple ideologies that never came into fruition. But I still don’t know which one I support

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 2 месяца назад

      Why support any at all?

    • @Fire_Axus
      @Fire_Axus Месяц назад

      your feelings are irrational

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 3 года назад +2491

    See, this is why I'm not brave enough for politics.

  • @Paragon13
    @Paragon13 3 года назад +1645

    As a wise man once said:
    “Oh, I’m not brave enough for politics.”

    • @Paragon13
      @Paragon13 3 года назад +15

      It was a reference to Obi Wan Kenobi.

    • @joacosalina3503
      @joacosalina3503 3 года назад +46

      Im impressed that you can find star wars fans everywhere

    • @legoverse1412
      @legoverse1412 3 года назад +8

      Hello there

    • @Paragon13
      @Paragon13 3 года назад +10

      Joaco Salina 200,000 fans here. And a million more not to far away.

    • @dylanleeman1841
      @dylanleeman1841 3 года назад +1

      -Sun Tzu

  • @frogpols
    @frogpols 3 года назад +10224

    Im homeless what is this

  • @matthewentwistle8284
    @matthewentwistle8284 6 месяцев назад +24

    "What are your political views?"
    *"Yes"*

  • @ScorpoYT
    @ScorpoYT 3 года назад +12056

    Age: 20, Ideology: Potatoes with mayo

    • @ruthvik8913
      @ruthvik8913 3 года назад +327

      Age: 21, Ideology: Pineapple on pizza

    • @CatsEyethePsycho
      @CatsEyethePsycho 3 года назад +197

      Age: 21, ideology: can legally drink in America.

    • @tafu_8540
      @tafu_8540 3 года назад +19

      @@CatsEyethePsycho Vodka?

    • @CatsEyethePsycho
      @CatsEyethePsycho 3 года назад +16

      @@tafu_8540 No, Brandy or beer.

    • @уронить
      @уронить 3 года назад +6

      You’re a monster

  • @aksharadurty4048
    @aksharadurty4048 3 года назад +2503

    teenager's political stance when they hear a new ideology: PARKOUR!

    • @simonalioto2647
      @simonalioto2647 3 года назад +19

      I feel like I am the only one who kept the same beliefs as a teenager when I got into politics

    • @Condog
      @Condog 3 года назад +3

      @@simonalioto2647 I’m kind of the same way. Over time I’ve become a bit less conservative but not a huge change.

    • @millyhearts
      @millyhearts 3 года назад +7

      @@simonalioto2647 mhm, I’ve been soft left most of my life

    • @cowardice9737
      @cowardice9737 3 года назад +9

      I don’t really care about politics. The things I look for in everybody haven’t existed in friends, let alone ancient politicians.

    • @thomasgeorge6819
      @thomasgeorge6819 3 года назад

      Nazbol pog

  • @spacepimpkevin1184
    @spacepimpkevin1184 3 года назад +13281

    I love when we went through every political stance he could possibly have and he still avoided being a centrist.
    Edit: hi guys!

    • @spacepimpkevin1184
      @spacepimpkevin1184 3 года назад +1107

      @some random anime bunny I believe I'm centerist because I see the value and flaws of both.
      Just because people from both extremes hate on me, doesn't mean it stops me from believing in my view/opinion.
      If ANYTHING, whenever an extreme person rears their ugly head from either side; it's a truly good sign that you're not meant to be friends.
      People who can only see extremes do not have good intentions or are mere pawns and fools to those bad intentions from others.

    • @PissyLissy
      @PissyLissy 3 года назад +247

      Nobody wants to be a centrist, it makes no sense

    • @spacepimpkevin1184
      @spacepimpkevin1184 3 года назад +630

      @@PissyLissy is it really that hard to understand? When both sides of an issue have extremists who get more and more alike as they get more and more close minded and ignorant of their own failures?

    • @zandaroos553
      @zandaroos553 3 года назад +263

      @@PissyLissy Why not? I’ve bounced around a bunch of political ideologies and I’ve found I’m most comfortable with liberal conservatism with some social democratic/progressive views mixed in. I stand strong on the positions I hold, they just don’t come from the extremes.

    • @LightBoltDash
      @LightBoltDash 3 года назад +341

      @@PissyLissy it makes no sense to you because you are an extremist and can't imagine other people possibly having ideas they agree with and disagree with from both sides, and also find the flaws from both.

  • @hannahd6640
    @hannahd6640 8 месяцев назад +8

    The only Advice I can give for the 16 is : stay away from politic. It's a bul**t don't waste your time.

    • @billdaman
      @billdaman 8 месяцев назад +3

      Makes ppl worse

    • @RomanII499
      @RomanII499 8 месяцев назад +1

      I invest tons of time into politics because here where im at, minorities are being abused

  • @ef8891
    @ef8891 3 года назад +2652

    1:01 AGE 17
    AGE 18 : I have to create my own ideology

    • @derpchief9614
      @derpchief9614 3 года назад +66

      Like, okay, people get stuff. But for free.

    • @marcowulliampopirers2216
      @marcowulliampopirers2216 3 года назад +15

      @@derpchief9614 thats populism

    • @JotaroKujo-sx9hi
      @JotaroKujo-sx9hi 3 года назад +57

      @@derpchief9614 maybe you should change ur pfp

    • @alexj.denton7453
      @alexj.denton7453 3 года назад +3

      @@JotaroKujo-sx9hi what's wrong with deus ex

    • @JotaroKujo-sx9hi
      @JotaroKujo-sx9hi 3 года назад +11

      @@alexj.denton7453 With that pfp of theirs, they are clearly a max fan or one who thinks their funny

  • @pietrosmusi4155
    @pietrosmusi4155 2 года назад +7219

    My political view is called "betterism". It's a lot like yours, dear reader, the only difference being that it is better than yours.

    • @breakinggame9122
      @breakinggame9122 2 года назад +507

      @@pietrosmusi4155 I got “bestism”, so lets just agree to disagree

    • @Lucas_strable
      @Lucas_strable 2 года назад +174

      Haha, amateur.
      My political vision "Never worse" never will be worse than yours.

    • @geoffrey6000
      @geoffrey6000 2 года назад +63

      i got betterthaneverythingism

    • @tryambaknathjha7574
      @tryambaknathjha7574 2 года назад +44

      @@pietrosmusi4155 my view is called betterthanpietrosmusiism

    • @isbackagain6075
      @isbackagain6075 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Y2xrfnmfmss/видео.html

  • @lunark420
    @lunark420 3 года назад +2207

    This is litterally Twitter in a nutshell.

    • @greekswaglord-dathistoryla201
      @greekswaglord-dathistoryla201 3 года назад +132

      ...yes

    • @epicaunleashed8764
      @epicaunleashed8764 3 года назад +112

      Twitter's just leftist upon more leftists upon more leftists among even more leftists.

    • @dadbodenvy4247
      @dadbodenvy4247 3 года назад +11

      @@epicaunleashed8764 if you divorce the word from like 99% of its original meaning, sure. Kind of like how "fiscal conservatives" have been running up trillions in debt for decades.

    • @epicaunleashed8764
      @epicaunleashed8764 3 года назад +53

      @@dadbodenvy4247 bruh what are you even saying? Say it in layman's terms or gtfoh

    • @dadbodenvy4247
      @dadbodenvy4247 3 года назад +1

      @@epicaunleashed8764 which words were too confusing?

  • @void-creature
    @void-creature 2 дня назад +1

    The political compass and its consequences have been a disaster for online discourse....

  • @itsdavefrommarketing5935
    @itsdavefrommarketing5935 3 года назад +4077

    A smart man bases his political beliefs off of his thoughts.
    A wise man changes them based upon who he is trolling

    • @capital_of_texas
      @capital_of_texas 3 года назад +215

      Me on a daily basis:
      - anti-imperialist, against USA, anti-government
      Me when a Confederate walks in:
      - patriot, pro-military, pro-USA, pro-democracy

    • @sleepdeep305
      @sleepdeep305 3 года назад +29

      @@capital_of_texas Well if that just isn't the best thing I've heard all damn day

    • @emilyrose3490
      @emilyrose3490 3 года назад +40

      My dad does that every time he wants to argue with me about politics. I did it once with him too

    • @nymad7054
      @nymad7054 3 года назад +14

      And a wiser man wouldn’t have done it at all

    • @sparkyboi4387
      @sparkyboi4387 3 года назад +20

      a wiser man just doesn’t care about politics

  • @user-ft3jq5vi2l
    @user-ft3jq5vi2l 3 года назад +4731

    The real winners were the ancaps who sold him all the banners

    • @Elizabeth68337
      @Elizabeth68337 3 года назад +14

      lol

    • @mankind8807
      @mankind8807 3 года назад +79

      Symbolic of mainstream media lol, these are the people fueling and profiting from political polarization, and what is dangerous is they don’t really seem to care if they drive the country in a civil war, they are creating internal turmoils in a very dangerous and unstable time where we are seeing a shift in global superpowers(US-China thing).

    • @obstinatewolf4277
      @obstinatewolf4277 3 года назад +33

      @@mankind8807 So they are dangerous because they sell banners? sounds stupid to be honest

    • @Caesar.2006
      @Caesar.2006 3 года назад +14

      @@mankind8807 Honestly. The problem are the people who influence them. If you are full of a certain ideology, buying a banner is the smallest step +the easiest.

    • @JupiterKnight
      @JupiterKnight 3 года назад

      k lol

  • @Momie633
    @Momie633 3 года назад +3886

    Age : 17
    Current political ideology : Enchanting Table

    • @leafeater
      @leafeater 3 года назад +3

      Can someone please tell me what is the song in this part of the video

    • @NoiceWeed
      @NoiceWeed 3 года назад +11

      @@leafeater Caravan Palace - Lay Down

    • @leafeater
      @leafeater 3 года назад +3

      @@NoiceWeed Thank you soo much! Do you also know the song in 0:56? I really appreciate it! 🙏

    • @toilet5170
      @toilet5170 3 года назад

      same

    • @CheekyCheeky
      @CheekyCheeky 3 года назад +2

      @@leafeater Its Philip Glass - Prophecies its from Koyanisqatsi(or the other "movies" in that line)

  • @xWatexx
    @xWatexx 9 месяцев назад +12

    This is why my political views and beliefs are objectively correct and no other valid opinions exist.

    • @ratave6472
      @ratave6472 9 месяцев назад +8

      Fake; yours is flawed in the fact that you think it’s ok. Mine is better because I think it’s more better

  • @bigchiefcxlvi7292
    @bigchiefcxlvi7292 3 года назад +4680

    Can’t be politically wrong if you’re in support of all the parties.

    • @user-jt6rh8xy6n
      @user-jt6rh8xy6n 3 года назад +95

      Well technically there is no right and wrong.

    • @noriakikakyoin1423
      @noriakikakyoin1423 3 года назад +373

      @@user-jt6rh8xy6n There definitely is a wrong it's called communism

    • @Literallyryangosling777
      @Literallyryangosling777 3 года назад +155

      For me everything to the extreme is wrong

    • @Literallyryangosling777
      @Literallyryangosling777 3 года назад +8

      For me everything to the extreme is wrong

    • @Solotocius
      @Solotocius 3 года назад +220

      @@noriakikakyoin1423 I would say it's a good concept executed poorly. Your opinion about mentioned ideology is very narrow and insufficient. I ain't no commy, but just saying anything is plain old bad is just illiteracy.

  • @JeremyFinch42
    @JeremyFinch42 3 года назад +1094

    "No one can call me racist if I'm everything and nothing all at once".

    • @qwwamp347
      @qwwamp347 3 года назад +7

      Big Chungus

    • @fishlungs6925
      @fishlungs6925 3 года назад +4

      in some kind of sense we are everything and nothing at the same time, its called eXisTenCE

    • @monkegaming1241
      @monkegaming1241 3 года назад +3

      @@qwwamp347 big chungus

    • @zentempo7902
      @zentempo7902 3 года назад

      Become one with the politics

  • @lonzoformvp5078
    @lonzoformvp5078 3 года назад +4475

    The politics fandom is kinda toxic ngl

    • @lusciouslocks8790
      @lusciouslocks8790 3 года назад +426

      It’s not “kinda” toxic we’re a fucking waste dump

    • @MinecraftMasterNo1
      @MinecraftMasterNo1 3 года назад +247

      @@lusciouslocks8790
      eh, people used to go to wars over these stuffs. now we just cancel them, get them fired, rig the courts against them and ostracize them from society so they can off themselves. much more efficient.

    • @sinceresfloralmarket7080
      @sinceresfloralmarket7080 3 года назад +39

      Um yeah i stay as far as i could about anything tht has something to do with politic and believe, my only grip abt this stuff is common sense, good sense and propper process like idc abt left, center or right wing, i dont take sides.

    • @zillva
      @zillva 3 года назад +8

      @enbyBastard Nah, they right

    • @DoctorDragian
      @DoctorDragian 3 года назад +30

      @@lusciouslocks8790 More like 5 Chernobyl aftermaths if we're being honest. Heck, maybe even the Fallout Wastelands if we're being more accurate.

  • @MagicWorm321
    @MagicWorm321 7 месяцев назад +22

    This just goes to show how easily the youth are swayed

    • @poormanchemist
      @poormanchemist 7 месяцев назад +11

      The youth is naive, but not stubborn. The adults are also naive, but very stubborn 😂

    • @frankcastle1862
      @frankcastle1862 6 месяцев назад +4

      Human existence is naive

  • @threemad
    @threemad 3 года назад +7528

    Ending

    • @Eman-df7hv
      @Eman-df7hv 3 года назад +73

      electric bike gang

    • @HeiZuKa
      @HeiZuKa 3 года назад +230

      White people be like

    • @DecadeAgoGaming
      @DecadeAgoGaming 3 года назад +53

      Wow look a washed up channel @twomad

    • @Costa_123
      @Costa_123 3 года назад +4

      Hi

    • @chuno7354
      @chuno7354 3 года назад +6

      AWOOGA AWOOGA

  • @99ZondaS
    @99ZondaS 3 года назад +5811

    Everyone knows that anarcho-libertarian-fascist-nazbol-communist-syndicalist-social democratic- liberal-imperialist nationalist centrism is the only based ideology

  • @jamesharding3459
    @jamesharding3459 3 года назад +3443

    Age: 19
    Political alignment: Too busy with college to care

    • @ricecooker7037
      @ricecooker7037 3 года назад +204

      Age: 20
      Political alignment: too busy trying to pay off college debt and get a job
      Age: 21
      Political alignment: too busy trying to live while unemployed
      Age: 22
      Political alignment: too busy writing the manifesto and grabbing a shotgun as the police try to find where you hid the bodies
      Age: 23
      Political alignment: too busy crying as to why you had to harass random hard working civilians when you were 16 trying to be political
      Age: 37
      Political alignment: pshhh we all know an unemployed anarchist isn’t gonna live beyond 25

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 3 года назад +88

      @@ricecooker7037 Age: 20
      busy with college
      Age: 21
      Still busy with college
      Age: 22
      How many fucking years is this engineering degree
      Age: 23
      Oh thank god I’m done

    • @ricecooker7037
      @ricecooker7037 3 года назад +6

      James Harding that’s if an anarchist can survive college

    • @chlorhexidine2506
      @chlorhexidine2506 3 года назад +6

      Age: 20 (real)
      "omg I'm so busy haha but I know I won't use this in my life because I'm terrible at planning out stuff haha silly me hahaha"

    • @chunkemonke398
      @chunkemonke398 3 года назад +1

      Really? Isn't college extremely political?

  • @laptv2144
    @laptv2144 9 месяцев назад +66

    Hmm almost like they’re trying to polarize us

  • @edandaniels3922
    @edandaniels3922 3 года назад +412

    Legit regret becoming involved in politics, it makes me so miserable sometimes, wish I could go back to not giving a shit.

    • @Darth_Insidious
      @Darth_Insidious 3 года назад +109

      Just do it. There is no moral obligation to argue with people on the internet. The politics you see on these websites typically don't pertain much to the real world issues anyways. If you still care, get involved in local politics. At least in my state a lot of the legislative measures have to be approved by the people in an election. With enough support, the people can outright skip the state legislature and get a bill passed democratically in the initiative process.
      On the national stage, care more about your representatives, and place less importance on the president. The president is influential, and has gotten more so as new powers creeped into the office over time, but the real change still happens in Congress, so make sure you pick a representative who you want to represent you.

    • @gaslightingsquidward9258
      @gaslightingsquidward9258 3 года назад +1

      Just do it lmfao

    • @edandaniels3922
      @edandaniels3922 3 года назад +13

      @@gaslightingsquidward9258 Legit physically incapable of doing so.

    • @DANIEL-xp5jh
      @DANIEL-xp5jh 3 года назад +34

      just do you man, it not bad to have a political stance, just don't be an asshole, don't think you're better than everyone else bc of your political stance and don't have hate in your heart. The internet makes it seem like everywhere you turn there's a dumbass instigating a pointless debate or saying ignorant shit, the real ones don't really care what or who you support, they care if you are good person or not.

    • @cyr2097
      @cyr2097 3 года назад +4

      @@Darth_Insidious never did I expect a Sith to make the most sense in this comment section.

  • @claytondemny
    @claytondemny 3 года назад +1070

    Forget politics, let's all go watch the original Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy.

  • @kaly_ths_291
    @kaly_ths_291 3 года назад +678

    I've been proudly 16 for the last couple years now

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 3 года назад +17

      Wow I was 16 for several decades. Until I decided to turn 18. Ya, I skipped a year.

    • @cronicas_imemoriais
      @cronicas_imemoriais 3 года назад +11

      Well everyone over 16 is 16, they're just not only 16

    • @kaly_ths_291
      @kaly_ths_291 3 года назад +7

      @K I want to transcend the political compass existence and become an amorphous ideology blob.

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 3 года назад +1

      @K it wasn’t to bad for me

    • @peterdrippin6165
      @peterdrippin6165 3 года назад +1

      turning 16 on march 13 wish me luck

  • @liamerasmus8592
    @liamerasmus8592 4 месяца назад +5

    This is still one of the best videos on this entire platform. So well done.

  • @timhinfort1171
    @timhinfort1171 3 года назад +994

    These people are growing up saying stuff like:“ How can anyone fall for propaganda. I’d be way to smart for that.“

    • @deadraven355
      @deadraven355 3 года назад +93

      Propaganda only becomes useless when you've been taught about it which is why old soviet propaganda would be easy for most people with a high school education but now propaganda has evolved and is everywhere and everyone falls for it constantly

    • @timhinfort1171
      @timhinfort1171 3 года назад +140

      @@deadraven355 exactly my point. Nobody is too smart for propaganda. The only ones that don’t fall for it are the ones making it

    • @creepypato3984
      @creepypato3984 3 года назад +22

      Everything is, and always was to some minor o mayor extent, political propaganda. Everyone has thought like that in their lives, because that's what growing up looks like. The big rule of thumb that still works to this day is asking yourself "Who am I not publicly able to criticize?"

    • @JogenMogen
      @JogenMogen 3 года назад +5

      @@deadraven355 old Soviet propaganda worked on trump supporters lol

    • @deadraven355
      @deadraven355 3 года назад +3

      @@JogenMogen probably because its "commie leftist propaganda" so they never wanted to learn about it

  • @tylersmith9942
    @tylersmith9942 3 года назад +2118

    "I think I'll start following politics..."
    3 months later: *PAIN*

    • @user-mr4id9nj9g
      @user-mr4id9nj9g 3 года назад +14

      @Ezh__ true shitttt...

    • @user_2793
      @user_2793 3 года назад +1

      Indeed 😔

    • @user-ml1mr1ls2y
      @user-ml1mr1ls2y 3 года назад +12

      @Ezh__ Nah can't beat the BTS
      fandom . Those guys are on another level.

    • @lowercasehorse2363
      @lowercasehorse2363 3 года назад +3

      @@user-ml1mr1ls2y BTS is worse than the nazis?

    • @mikuaua
      @mikuaua 3 года назад +7

      @@lowercasehorse2363 What is the correlation between politics and nazis other than WW2? Nazism is now a crime and doesn't exist anymore, even though some ideologies are (very much kinda) close to it. Like neo-nazism. But defining the main discourse of politics as Nazism is like talking about kpop then shifting into war crimes committed in South Korea

  • @GoldLink364
    @GoldLink364 3 года назад +1716

    Seems kind of bizarre that people would base their entire personality off of an ideology or a political stance and yet they do

    • @andyidv
      @andyidv 3 года назад +221

      well what you support and believe is a big part of your life and who you are. a lot of people dont have the privilege of being apolitical.

    • @BuiltDownLogically
      @BuiltDownLogically 3 года назад +189

      right? what happened to basing your personality of doing meth and disassembling lawn mowers like a real American?

    • @markus3533
      @markus3533 3 года назад +117

      @@andyidv this. people go "im not into politics" and feel like that should be the normal.
      it truly shouldnt

    • @sakura9959
      @sakura9959 3 года назад +62

      @@markus3533 ik like bruh im so glad you are part of the group who doesn’t get heavily affected by politics, but for me I kinda have to care about it, you know?

    • @swoosh1816
      @swoosh1816 3 года назад +27

      @@andyidv both OP and the guy in the video are people who don't need to worry about politics. Take a big fucking guess why

  • @nobody7204
    @nobody7204 7 месяцев назад +13

    And that's why, kids, you shouldn't get into politics.

    • @Pingvin-wx6sm
      @Pingvin-wx6sm 6 месяцев назад +1

      you need to get into politics if you plan on voting in the future

    • @Vase94
      @Vase94 2 месяца назад

      ​@Pingvin-wx6sm You do realize every politician is on the same team, right?
      Joey & Trump still profit regardless of your measly vote, votes don't go where they are supposed to.

  • @carlbradley3175
    @carlbradley3175 3 года назад +3430

    Jesus dude, that Crowder clip right at the start is unironically the video that started me down the right-wing rabbit hole. Oddly specifically targetting, algorithm, wow

    • @kami_dred7319
      @kami_dred7319 3 года назад +296

      Did you leave the rabbit hole ?

    • @carlbradley3175
      @carlbradley3175 3 года назад +880

      @@kami_dred7319 aye

    • @mehtus2589
      @mehtus2589 3 года назад +586

      @@carlbradley3175 very based

    • @nok4799
      @nok4799 3 года назад +149

      @@mehtus2589 based indeed man

    • @jordanknight336
      @jordanknight336 3 года назад +330

      @Zoomer Imperator Is no one else worried about the implication with this comment that the algorithm is apparently influencing people's politics?

  • @diogo763
    @diogo763 3 года назад +817

    What a masterpiece. this just shows that we live in a society

  • @Darth_Insidious
    @Darth_Insidious 3 года назад +2486

    For them politics is just entertainment, a fandom through which they can fight thier fan wars through whilst feeling like it means something.

    • @isaac3140
      @isaac3140 3 года назад +64

      Based

    • @mybodyisreggie2759
      @mybodyisreggie2759 3 года назад +44

      @CIA: Central Intelligence Agency ok

    • @georgevelis4651
      @georgevelis4651 3 года назад +55

      @CIA: Central Intelligence Agency okay CIA

    • @GreenFoxLuama
      @GreenFoxLuama 3 года назад +54

      @CIA: Central Intelligence Agency , you must be fun at parties

    • @paxe9401
      @paxe9401 3 года назад +44

      @@GreenFoxLuama well I dont think you'll have parties with the CIA sooo

  • @kevinmurphy5878
    @kevinmurphy5878 9 месяцев назад +11

    Im a triceratopsist. My main politic beliefs are:
    Triceratops.

  • @madamebkrt
    @madamebkrt 3 года назад +1772

    This is honestly an accurate depiction of the average 21st century teen's political experience right here.

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 3 года назад +98

      It's because they're all equally braindead
      Edit: to be clear I meant the extremes of political standings, not teenagers. Teenagers are just going through a confusing time.

    • @SituationNormalAint
      @SituationNormalAint 3 года назад +24

      I just stick to the right lol

    • @hiffahyphae6707
      @hiffahyphae6707 3 года назад +12

      Easy way to say this: 21st century teens are moderate

    • @alikhamis3367
      @alikhamis3367 3 года назад +42

      I'm starting my own country at this point.

    • @SituationNormalAint
      @SituationNormalAint 3 года назад +5

      @@eloise5129 im not about to get into a political argument lol

  • @MMTT55792
    @MMTT55792 3 года назад +590

    "What? What do you mean I should not base my entire personality around a political ideology?"

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 года назад +11

      Politics are pointless

    • @MMTT55792
      @MMTT55792 3 года назад +3

      @@Chuked yes, they just cause problems

    • @fallendown8828
      @fallendown8828 3 года назад +3

      Just do science, it is the way

    • @AuroraVeil_
      @AuroraVeil_ 3 года назад +4

      @@fallendown8828 im just genuinely curious, what points do you think are supported by science?

    • @NautilusSSN571
      @NautilusSSN571 3 года назад +3

      @@fallendown8828 I like science, but I love philosophy even more, it's like something in the middle between science and religion, and the point where both can coexist.

  • @zonedoyestander
    @zonedoyestander 3 года назад +1753

    "He's an idiot. He always has the opinion of the last person he listened to because he can't think for himself."

    • @Silver-lu1dt
      @Silver-lu1dt 3 года назад +8

      Sapere Aude

    • @user-gu1ed1kb8x
      @user-gu1ed1kb8x 3 года назад +207

      I agree bc I just heard this from you

    • @thejaskodoth4630
      @thejaskodoth4630 3 года назад +26

      He's 16 so that's normal

    • @SeymourDisapproves
      @SeymourDisapproves 3 года назад +110

      I think that's just called being a kid, though. Prioritizing self-discovery is normal at that age, and you can't create something for yourself if you don't yet have your own set of tools and a working knowledge on how to use them.
      Tbh I'm a little more concerned for teenagers who seem to exist in a state of rigidity than I am of teenagers who change after being introduced to new stimuli.

    • @zonedoyestander
      @zonedoyestander 3 года назад +23

      @@SeymourDisapproves Just because I think it's nonsensical to completely change your opinions based on one thing doesn't mean that I think the opposite is sensical. Learning things makes sense, but not questioning what you learn and judging it against your own opinion doesn't.

  • @dinglesworld
    @dinglesworld 8 месяцев назад +54

    You know you’re truly chronically online when you see ppl resort to “trolling” as an excuse for degenerate behavior.

    • @WallNutBreaker524
      @WallNutBreaker524 2 месяца назад

      What do you mean?

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 2 месяца назад +3

      Or people who have opposite political views are called trolls because nobody can apparently think differently

    • @dinglesworld
      @dinglesworld 2 месяца назад

      @@realdragon Oh people can think differently, that’s certain. Trolls don’t think, though. That’s not the point for them when they interact in comment sections. But most grow up eventually, so meh.

  • @thekingoffailure9967
    @thekingoffailure9967 3 года назад +259

    He didnt just become political. He BECAME POLITICS ITSELF

    • @somethingstuffguy4159
      @somethingstuffguy4159 3 года назад +6

      What will happen when he finally turns 18 and arrives at the voting booth?

    • @Sentient_Blob
      @Sentient_Blob 3 года назад +20

      @@somethingstuffguy4159 His pure chad energy will split the universe and cause the government to explode and coalesce into a massive sphere of xajrnbjekevhsb ideology

    • @Darth_Insidious
      @Darth_Insidious 3 года назад +5

      @@somethingstuffguy4159 He won't make it to the voting booth. Going so hardcore and boucing around like this is a surefire way to within a few years get disillusioned and burnt out and decide to not vote.

  • @mezmezzy1870
    @mezmezzy1870 3 года назад +1295

    My Political Affiliation? Depends on whom I'm trolling today.

  • @xiijinpingthesupremeleader1349
    @xiijinpingthesupremeleader1349 3 года назад +8220

    " A bold man has political beliefs. A wise man changes them depending on who is he trolling "

    • @xiijinpingthesupremeleader1349
      @xiijinpingthesupremeleader1349 2 года назад +221

      @@catsatemycookies8988 opinions are not unbeatable. If they are undefeatable, then they are considered facts, not opinions.

    • @isbackagain6075
      @isbackagain6075 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Y2xrfnmfmss/видео.html

    • @MorbidMindedManiac
      @MorbidMindedManiac 2 года назад +108

      -Sun Tzu, The art of war

    • @Mark-dy9pc
      @Mark-dy9pc 2 года назад

      @@xiijinpingthesupremeleader1349 ruclips.net/video/C-l_CcWBlCw/видео.html

    • @lememz
      @lememz 2 года назад +41

      ​@@catsatemycookies8988 "my opinion(correct)"

  • @ohenet
    @ohenet 7 месяцев назад +54

    politics is an actual drug. i got introduced around 12 and now i'm too obsessed with it and i really want to stop but i just can't it's like a drug. so please, any young child don't get involved in politics because you'll get messed up like me.

    • @yokaiwatchmasterblaster2000
      @yokaiwatchmasterblaster2000 7 месяцев назад +19

      So fucking me, I shouldn't have watched anti woke videos with 11 years and I shouldn't readed Marx and Keynes with 15...
      I am fucking destroyed now.

    • @satgurs
      @satgurs 7 месяцев назад +11

      This is why I stay as far away from politics as I can. Still neutral, mostly cause I have no idea what the fuck politics is about.

    • @poormanchemist
      @poormanchemist 7 месяцев назад +11

      been involved with politics since I was eight, and actual drugs too. would NOT compare the two at all, but it is a massive rabbit hole filled with myriads of pipelines and it’s so easy to fall into the wrong one too early, become obsessed/apart of echo-chambers and start alienating people. more like a hyper fixation, or as you said an obsession. too much time on our hands, I guess.

    • @FisTheEvil
      @FisTheEvil 7 месяцев назад +5

      accepting the truth of politics and ethics is a good way to un-fuck your brain on it.
      everyone is simply giving their own subjective opinion and subjective morals on how to rule, what should be done, focused on, what's right and wrong, and 9/10 times it is based on selfishness, even our own systems of altruism are often selfish, because you get the sense of feeling good out of doing good
      if god exists, he is the only justification to ground an objective reality on moral and political direction. otherwise, you just accept that we are all selfish tribes of different people fighting for power.
      that is all there is to life, there is no other philosophy you need besides acknowledging this simple truth.

    • @livingmess_
      @livingmess_ 7 месяцев назад

      go outside to your local forest, go to the most dense and away from humans part of it. mute your phone or turn off, sit there for 3 hours or more and contemplate life