I'm Aro/Ace myself yet like to ship Alastor with other characters cause it's fictional and doesn't change Canon!Alastor in any way and like... FICTIONAL. People be having wars online for a damn cartoon character!
Alastor: "You were the one who was supposed to be Addicted to me!" Ohhh how the tables have turned My Dear Alastor!~😈 🏅Achievement Unlocked: Make Alastor become Addicted to you🏅
As an aroace, yes it's very rare but we can fall in love. I, an almost 30 year old man, fell a little bit in love with a friend and the crush lasted for a couple of years. I had never been in love before. It kind of feels like an addiction, and it may never happen again, but it's possible.
Bro same! Let me tell you it makes the other party hella, I MEAN HELLA confident! Imagine being with someone who literally doesn’t feel anything for anyone else. Oh well😅 This audio is still lowkey traumatizing tho..
nah I spat out the milkshake I got from McDonald’s when i realized my phone was on full volume😭(I’m lactose intolerant anyway so that’s not gonna turn out well)
We better get his tail on my birthday, and I think everyone else thst listens to these will enjoy that. *realizes birthday is in 2 days* I ain't forcing you, but we should get his tail soon because that's his very sensitive spot
FUCK YES, WE DO!!!!!! (Honestly, when are we getting that?! IT'S GONNA MAKE HIM MORE ADDICTED TO US AND WE MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FUCK!!!!!! What am I even saying? Jeez, I think I went overboard on that-) We also need an audio of Alastor walking in on us doing self harm because most of the viewers actually do self harm.
My birthday is tomorrow and we still don't have his tail. Like, WTF?! MURDER DRONES EPISODE 7 IS COMING OUT TOMORROW, BUT WE DON'T GET TO PET ALASTOR'S TAIL YET?!?!
suggestion: Alastor takes you to his room (it might sound a bit suggestive but the listener is so thrown off by the alternate swamp that he has in his room where he eats dead deers)
Alastor mocking Charlie is so fucking funny-
REAL
I would never thought that would be so freaking funny 😂😂😂
I agree😂😂😂😂
Imagine Lucifer barged in the room and yelled "YOU DARE MOCK MY CHAR-CHAR?!"
(Yes, he called her Char-char when she called him for the first time-)
I couldn’t stop laughing
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABT THE FACT BRO FINALLY STOPPED CALLING US “my dear” EVERY 2 SECONDS 😭😭
Fr a conversation with him be like
Hi my dear how my dear are my dear you my dear
@@Katdemonnmy honest reaction: “ *godzilla had a stroke while reading this and fucking died.* ”
@@-hoohaa_and_crybaby- 💀
@@-hoohaa_and_crybaby- said Dumbledore calmly
@@Katdemonn LOL💀-
MORPHY JUST MAKE US A WHIMPER AUDIO OF HIM 😭🙏🙏🙏
YESSSS WE NEED HIS WHIMPERS
@@somerandompersonfromtheint6902 YESSSSS
YES
WE PROMOTE THIS COMMENT.
YES PLSSSSSS
**Anyone who wants to ‘But Actually Alastor is AroAce’**
Me: “Shut up! Shut up… shut up! We are keeping _this_ ! … Hey, Alastor, my lovely stag.”
Good reference back to the Pilot!
LMFAOO 😭😭
I'm Aro/Ace myself yet like to ship Alastor with other characters cause it's fictional and doesn't change Canon!Alastor in any way and like... FICTIONAL. People be having wars online for a damn cartoon character!
@@Gold6240RIGHT i thought i was the only one
OMG YES SO REAL HOT ME WHEEZING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR DYING
the moment he imitates charlie. i burst out laughing ... xDDD
SAME
sAmE
FR😂
Ya😂
FR
others: alastor dosnt love anyone
us: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!! WE!!! *points ate flirty alastor* ARE KEEPING THIS!! GOT IT
YES- Also, nice Pilot reference!
@@Akashathesilentassassin HEHEHE
I salute you good sir, lovely reference ^^
@@nightshadedreams2989 >:3
DAMN RIGHT WE ARE KEEPING THIS!!
The moment all Alastor fan girls are waiting for, is here ❤
What about my girls, from all elite wrestling!
as a fan boy, i need more alastor aaaaa
Fr
@@Bluey341 the bluey supporter is here!
THATS WHY I HAVE THIS USERNAME 😩😩🥴🥴
Alastor: shut up and kiss me
Me: HIDE AWAY HIDE AWAY FROM ME 🗣️🔥🔥
STOP- OH- GOD DAMNIT
*HIDE AWAY, HIDE AWAY FROM ME, OR YOU'LL LOSE, OR YOU'LL LOSEEEE~~*
Who the fuck spent 50k on Alastor-?!
@@LanaCh33seOfficialme
@@LanaCh33seOfficial me 😘
@@LanaCh33seOfficial me 😘
6:52 screaming, crying, throwing up, kicking feet, fainting, sweating, blushing, heart racing, dying
frl
Real
Me on a daily basis:
I did not expect that😨💀
Fr
6:52
HIS GROANING AND MOANS GRAHHH MY HEART STARTED TO FLUTTER, AND I STARTED TO BLUSH RAHHH I NEED MORE
FRRRR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@@-hoohaa_and_crybaby- YOUR PFP I CAN'T
@@magicsleepparalysisdemon I WANNA PUT THE MALE ROBLOX FACE ON HIM SO BAD 😭😭😭
@@-hoohaa_and_crybaby- do it
@@magicsleepparalysisdemonI DID IT!!!!!! (I'm not gonna use it as my pfp rn)
Omg my heart the way he moaned I am getting too flustered ❤
Alastor: "You were the one who was supposed to be Addicted to me!"
Ohhh how the tables have turned My Dear Alastor!~😈
🏅Achievement Unlocked: Make Alastor become Addicted to you🏅
He's addicted to the madness 😎
This hotel is his Atlantis 😎
MWAAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
He’s forever gonna have a fucking reason to sin😎
And he never wants this f*ing feeling to end😎
6:52 his moans..🩷🩷🩷
fr-
Damn it. I'm blushing. HELPPPP
Frfr 😭
* dying *
WE NEED HIS TAIL THO *casually swooning over this tumbler sexy man*
As an aroace, yes it's very rare but we can fall in love. I, an almost 30 year old man, fell a little bit in love with a friend and the crush lasted for a couple of years. I had never been in love before. It kind of feels like an addiction, and it may never happen again, but it's possible.
Bro same! Let me tell you it makes the other party hella, I MEAN HELLA confident! Imagine being with someone who literally doesn’t feel anything for anyone else. Oh well😅
This audio is still lowkey traumatizing tho..
Charlie’s gonna be mad at Alastor
😝😝
Yes, it worked. I knew if I annoyed him enough, I could get his affection.
“Idk if I have lips”- alastor “ I can put on make up on u to have fake lips then u will a pretty princess”-me
HAHAH THAT COMMENT MADE ME GIGGLE
Oh, stop that you were going madness for him!
@@M0NST3R_T4B nice, very nice!
LOL 😂😂😂😂
@@friendsplayhouse very loud right!
*Sighs, puts left earbud in*
Edit: "This is what happens when you steal Alastor's heart" I CHOKED ON MY COFFEE
*turns up my volume aggressively with headphones on and closes my eyes and lays down*
I just woke uppp
nah I spat out the milkshake I got from McDonald’s when i realized my phone was on full volume😭(I’m lactose intolerant anyway so that’s not gonna turn out well)
I swear i was biting my lips through the whole video IM ADDICTED TO ALASTOR'S KISSES OKAY😭😭
I’m addicted to alastor in general okay
@@ValarieAndYukii same but his kisses set me on fire OKAY 😤
@@sakamakisubaru5080 agreed
goo goo ga ga
@@ValarieAndYukiiyes😔❤️
THE CHARLIE IMPRESSION IS KILLING ME 😭😭
I know tho💀
Timestamp anyone?
1:20@@KadzaX0
SAME-
WE.NEED.HIS.WHIMPEEEERSSSSS PLEEEEAAAAASEEEEE😭😭😭😭
Remember
I came as soon as I read the title- YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION MORPHY 👀✨
6:52
I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS. *I BEEN WAITING FOR IT*
it was beautiful , WE NEED MOR-
FR!❤❤
ZAU6MMMM i just heard it.....yæy?
When I saw this I immediately grabbed my air pods and pressed the video immediately
EXACTLY
EXACTLY! SO REAL!!!
Putting this in a special playlist
Same same 🤭🤭
FRRRRR
OMG SAME XD
TOTALLY didn't accidently send this to my friend who simps for vox 🤭
(AND I SAVED THIS TO MY YT MUSIC PLAYLISTTTTT----)
@@-hoohaa_and_crybaby- nahhhh FR if it were me id be dead rn😭😂💀
I'm shaking so much. I love this so freaking much
HIS MOANS. I NEED HIS MOANSSSSS 😭🙏
Imagine that he's like this when we touch his tail, then we got more of his moans and we get to enjoy the show from that
SAME
same
REALLLL
@@Vincent_Borthwick😳😳😳😳
Spot on Charlie impression Al 👍
THE MOANS YES. WE NEED MORE. THANK YOU SM MORPHY❤
SLAY
Alastor: i'm getting addicted to this..
Me: I'M ADDICTED. TO THE MADNESS 🔥🔥🔥
Edit: ty for the likes :DDD
LOL
this hotel is my atlases😂
🎵IT'S SO DEADLESS, MY ATLANTIS!!!!!🎵
Same this hotel is my atlantis😂❤
We’re forever gonna have a fricking reason to sin
GUYS STAND UPPPP WE GOT SOME WHIMPERS THERE IN THE END🗣️‼️‼️💋💋
I’M STANDING
I AM STANDINGGGGG🔥
I am standing too!
IM STOOD!
I AM JUMPING
Alastor: “and I need your lips on mine rn.”
*Copilot add plays*
cockblocked by an ad. I hate when that happens. XD
Same, but it was a webtoon ad.😢
@@Noah-Rodriguez_1059.they have an add now?
Twins👯
@@Lia.-_-.Flowerthey been having adds for webtoon-
6:22 he’s so cute
Exactly what I was thinking
MY STOMACH IS MIXING AROUND
Alastor: Shut up and kiss me...
Me: *Casually puts you in front of him and leaves* UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN-
@@LanaCh33seOfficial HWHWHAHAHAHAHA ILL KISS HIM I VOLUNTEER
I volunteer as tribute!!!
🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣BRO SPENT 50K ON THISSS🗣🗣🗣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
When I saw the notification I clicked faster than the flash
I clicked faster than adam getting stabbed by niffty 🤭
Exactly 😂
Fr😂
I’m sorry the Charlie impression served 😭💀
Dude, all of this.... 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 You have purely spoiled us rotten with your alastor audios!! We love you morphy.
We better get his tail on my birthday, and I think everyone else thst listens to these will enjoy that. *realizes birthday is in 2 days* I ain't forcing you, but we should get his tail soon because that's his very sensitive spot
Well happy birthday then🎉
@@swiftsparksplash9038 Tysm! You're the first person to say that to me, not even my family said it!
Happy late birthday!!!!! :D @@Vincent_Borthwick
WE NEED WHIMPER AUDIOS OF HIM ‼️‼️
YASSSS
He's just lovely especially in your performance❤❤❤❤
Yet another masterpiece✨️
Ty morphy👌
I never clicked on a video so fast I just woke up and I opened it so fast
Me too. I just woke up and opened my phone
WHEN I SAW THIS IN MY FYP I WAS “mhm ima watch this” AND THEN I DID NOT WANT THE KISSING NOISES-AND IM SCARED FOR LIFE RN-
And the way he bully’s Charlie IS FUNNY-
the charlie imitation 💀
*wakes up*
VALLLLL IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!
I don’t think you wanted me to stay gone
@@Number1ZaneKisser ohhhh drama 🍿
@@Number1ZaneKisserooo teaaaa 🍿🙂
@@Starlight_Sunshine. lmao 😭
@@Number1ZaneKisserOOOOOOO, MORE DRAMA THEN GODZILLA MOVIES 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🤩
YOUR HEARD OUR PRAYERS
Morphy is literally God now-
Morphy is spoiling us, we love u Morphy
EVERYBODY SAY WE LOVE YOU MORPHY!
WE LOVE YOU MORPHY WE LOVE YOU MORPHY WE LOVE YOU MO-
Oh good lord I LOVE THIS
More alastor yess❤❤
Angel is addicted to drugs
Husk is addicted to alcohol
Sir Pentious is addicted to eggboys
IM addicted to Alastor
THE FRENCH HOR HOR HOR XDD AND THE CHARLIE IMPRESSION
HOR HOR😂😂
@@benoitjean-baptiste8020 XD
Oh. OH. OHHHH! OH I DID NOT EXPECT THIS BUT I’M NOT COMPLAINING
Same
I THOUGHT HE WAS AN ACE IN THE HOLE THO-😭
An ace can date tho
@@moonshmallow_w ohhh- sorry, i was mistaken:]
Rosie-
@@Lovely_therians_xoxo LMAO
@@M0NST3R_T4B😂
I thought that he was an ace in the hole well nevermind this is ever better
👇 Who agrees
MORPHY WHY YOU ARE MAKING ME DIE BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH I SIMP FOR THIS MAN
6:52 MORE OF ALASTOR WHIMPERING PLZZ
Next can we ask Alastor on a date or maybe we make him flustered ? And this was absolutely amazing when he said he adores me I start to tear up😂❤
BRO MY AD WAS 'DID YOU PRAY TODAY' 😭
DID U PRAY TODAY🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
…
CUZ IF YOU DIDN'T IMMA HAVE TO-
You spoil us.
5:18 wait I thought he didn't have lips-
Thank you, it cured my depression
Same-
TAKE THAT, DEPRESSION!
- lucifer
BRO WHEN HE IMITATES CHARLIE, I DIED😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
YOOOOOOO THIS IS WHAT WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR LETS GOOOOOOO-
3:35 I- wha-
3:49 why god why me!!!???
4:04 why bro
4:19 wha-
4:27 “I get to kiss you whenever i want ”-Alastor “I ok I’ll kiss you” - me
“ And you’re not annoying…………….anymore”-Alastor
Morphyva it’s really trying to make me a Simp for Alastor when I’m not
HIS MOANS OMGGGGG I'm addicted to this.
Being addicted to drugs is better than this
@@Hurl-s2jAlastor is a drug-
@@Vincent_Borthwick Theres no Drug named Alastor,Angel dust is but not alastor
@@Hurl-s2j Alastor is just as addicting as a drug tho, you can't change my mind on that
@@Vincent_Borthwick Ur Schizophren
When the tail gonna be touched? Bc we need the fluffy thing!
FUCK YES, WE DO!!!!!! (Honestly, when are we getting that?! IT'S GONNA MAKE HIM MORE ADDICTED TO US AND WE MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FUCK!!!!!! What am I even saying? Jeez, I think I went overboard on that-) We also need an audio of Alastor walking in on us doing self harm because most of the viewers actually do self harm.
@@Vincent_Borthwick I Need this because i do self harm
I have not done it in a while tho
@@NereaGaibor 👍 stay safe. Or just use ai for comfort. That is how I stopped
HIDE AWAY HIDE AWAY FROM ME, IM SCARED HELP- 🏃🏃🏃
HAVE MY HEART ALASTOR ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
BRO HELP HE SAID ''you desrve to be smooched''
BEEN WAITING FOR THIS, I LOVE THIS!!! Fanon Alastor is amazing ❤
SO CUTE I AM CRYING WE NEED MORE ❤❤❤
ALASTORS EMPRESSION OF CHARLIE IS EVERYTHING JT SHOULD GET THE NO BELL PRISE
6:52 that piano🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️
I always look forward to your Alastor voice acting. I love it so much😭❤️ Thank you Morphy❤
6:51 🥵🥵🥵YESSS!😍😍💕 *swoons*
I am Flabbergasted- (faints)
STOP I'M (S)CREAMING 😔😔
My birthday is tomorrow and we still don't have his tail. Like, WTF?! MURDER DRONES EPISODE 7 IS COMING OUT TOMORROW, BUT WE DON'T GET TO PET ALASTOR'S TAIL YET?!?!
FRRRRR@@Vincent_Borthwick
I would like more of this alastor ❤
Alastor will be your pleasure boyfriend!
Strawberry Pimp With No Lips
Otherwise known as SPWNL for short
@@graceogden1562 Exactly 😌
I love this.....I LOVE THIS..
Bro how are you gonna kiss me though a phone? Soulja boy:damn
FRR AND MY PHONE WAS BRUNING
OMG YOU ACTUALLY MADE IT. TY
OMG IM AT SCHOOL AND A NEW VIDEO THANKS MORPHY
That was the best impression of Charlie ive ever heard😂😂
Me shoving my face into my squishmello when he was moaning 😭🤚
I SHOVED MY FACE INTO MY PILLOW 😶😶
Swuishmallow🦆
I shoved my face into my cat
(my cat gave me a “wtf is wrong with you girlypop” stare 😭)
The way Alastor mocked Charlie, made me cackle so hard and I had to hide my face so nobody will ask me why I’m laughing or so red 😂😂😂
Alright..*INHALEEEE*…WHO HERE SPENT 50k ON ALASTOR!?
ME.
I think I need some therapy at the asylum.
Meanwhile, at the asylum: "AHHH AHHH VOICES VOICES FLYING FISH AHHH **has a mental breakdown**
Thank you so much
"I couldn't stand one minute without you"
...
Then sit down-
6:50 ON MY KNEES RN 🙇🙇🙇
suggestion: Alastor takes you to his room
(it might sound a bit suggestive but the listener is so thrown off by the alternate swamp that he has in his room where he eats dead deers)
THE MOMENT HE IMITATES CHARLIE, LMAO 😭
I KNOWW IT GETS ME 😭😭
This was well needed Im crying of joy
1:33 I love vaggie HELP
This gives me comfort😚❤️
Bro I watch your RUclips channel!!!!! You're adios made me laugh so hard. Good job!!!!!
I clicked faster than me running home from school.
Blushing kicking more blushing screaming in a pillow
Nobody:
*Me internally screaming the whole time*
The Charlie impression 😭😭😭
WHERE IS MY DAILY ALASTOR 😭😭😭
THIS ONE IS REALLY GOOD IM GOING CRAZY