#GIM Layla: I need rest from my thesis and studies... Sayu: I need rest to grow up... Paimon: how about I stop time so you girls can rest all you want?
You are correct but “shooted” makes it sound more like a 5yo said it and it’s funny to take the ages of the archons and divide by 100 cus then they kinda seem age-accurate! Doesn’t work on Miko tho…
#GIM (*Traveler fighting childe in golden house*) Traveler: can i tell you a joke? Childe: uhh sure but we're trying to kill each other dumbass Traveler: geo gnosis Childe: I dont get it Traveler: exactly
More like: MA POOR BOI SCARA! HE WAS NEVER DESTINED FOR BETTER FATE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Dies in his Evangelion finishing his Villain arc and his VA whole Carrier*
#GIM Cyno:What did I say after leaving the akademiya? All:Idk Cyno:Cyno-Nara Lisa: Haha, but seriously cyno , the joke isn’t funny , the akademiya is the joke Tignari:No, the akademiya is the whole circus Cyno: u guys forgot my jokes … Credit from Lupicrow
#GIM Doctore: well traveler it's seem you are out matched. Traveler: Nahida, Klee, QiQi, Dori, and Diona, enjoy your new toy for the next hour. Doctore: ... wh.. *BOOM* Klee: Traveler I think I broke it. Traveler: Give him a week.
#GIM Hoyoverse: the traveler is the only character that can use multiple elements continueasly Keqing having physical/cryo/pyro/hydro/electro builds: lol I don't think so
well Cyno can barely do even 30k on a normal hit regardless of how much Crit Dmg and EM u have on him i think that's what they're referring to Also i think if anything Cyno may be an entire human incarnation of Anubis himself cuz iirc when he talks abt his vision he says it doesn't do much for him Possibly meaning he got most of his strength from King Deshret (who i could only assume to be inspired by Anubis considering the amount of Anubis statues in the Mausoleum)
#GIM me during the lost riches event: I want the yellow seelie for good luck me realizing in coop people will call my seelie piss seelie Sign.. I have no choice *picks the blue seelie for nilou* also me: Why are we here just to suffer..
#GIM *Me with my f2p account Chillin in sumeru* wait Scaramouche gonna be a boss right? Searches Scaramouche boss fight leak and watches *me who does not have Zhongli or any built shield characters* Shit I'm so fucked up
about the last one: Andrius wasn't even defeated in the story quest + help of Razor Azhdaha was fought alongside Zhongli, aka most powerful thing of Teyvat Dvalin was fought alongside Venti, aka second most powerful archon Ei was defeated by the help of Miko and the visions of hundred of people Traveler only solo victories were Childe and SIgnore for all the others they had the help of immense powers pretty sure scara will be defeated with nahida's help
#GIM POV me exploring sumeru peacefully me:what can go wrong? aranara's: *spawns* eremite's: oh look a punching sack hilichurl's: YA fatui's: *ITS HAMMER TIME MATHA FATH* -
#GIM Scaramouche: Who is your favourite Child raiden ei : I love you both Equally Scaramouche: oh ok after Scaramouche left ei pause nahida closer raiden ei : it you and Buy a lot
#GIM Pyro mains before the update 3.0 and know just only pyro can react to dendro: This game is easy Still pyro mains after the update 3.0, know bloom and aggravate: This game is still easy lol
5:33 to the people who don't know This is from dead by daylight The character is "the docter" He giggles every 1.5 seconds 😒 But likes testing/torturing his victims, before he went to the entity's realm, the entity likes how he does and made him teleport to a submarine filled with 100 or more people The docter loves the entity's realm and plans to stay there forever "So what he means is that he thinks dattore was a mad docter" And albert wesker.... If you dont know... We can't be friends
#GIM Cyno: knocks out 3 people for virtually no reason Dehya: “heh… nice” Candace in her mind: ah yes my friends are super normal! Heheh…heh…he… uhhh… mmm… nevermind.
#GIM People seeing kusanali for the first time: mad cause she isnt a mommy Rukkadevata revealed as the same person as kusanali: Me: Oh how the tables have changed you haters
#GIM Other players: *Doesn't want to lose 50/50 to Qiqi Me: *Guaranteed to have a 5-star character and pulled for Venti but losing it to Diluc instead. Also me: *Placing both Diluc and Kaeya on a new party set. "Just letting Diluc suffer for a moment for making me lose 50/50 of Venti." (P.S. I'm not a Diluc hater.)
#GIM - I have Jhin from my very first pull in Noelle banner, I won 50/50 on Klee and Ganyu and won only wanted Keqing in normal banner - How much people you sacrificed for that?
#GIM
Cyno: tells a joke
Tighnari: I feel a disturbance in the force-
#GIM
POV Cyno tells you his best joke
Cyno: You pulled a qiqi, now you lost me.
#GIM
Me a casual player: All my artifacts roll into the bad stats, why is mihoyo so cruel to me.
My friend a veteran: First time?
0:57 best part of the update
I lost my Cyno 50/50 to Tighnari today, can't even say I'm sad considering how heavily I've been using him since 3.0
#GIM
Cyno telling us he could kill us if he was serious is probably the best joke he's made so far
#GIM
Mika: wears his vision in his hand.
Xiao: Finally, a worthy opponent...
#GIM
Layla: I need rest from my thesis and studies...
Sayu: I need rest to grow up...
Paimon: how about I stop time so you girls can rest all you want?
3:22 not me wondering if I could hypothetically invite the ridenshogun, morax, and barbatos for a little trip to sumeru
If you pulled them on their banners.
#GIM
Nahida's E: "Pick a pose, you're gonna be shot. In the right sense"
The word for "shoot" in the past tense of English is "shot", hope that helps.
You are correct but “shooted” makes it sound more like a 5yo said it and it’s funny to take the ages of the archons and divide by 100 cus then they kinda seem age-accurate! Doesn’t work on Miko tho…
@@Morana-mori well tbf, Yae isn't exactly an archon
@@Alex_Fishman that was on purpose since Nahida is a child ^^ well she's the wisdom archon tho
#GIM
Nahida: let me out pls
Theorists: but don’t you hate archons, scara?
Scaramouche: …
I genuinely watched so many of these to see if it can actually make laugh, so far only 3 times and thats 3 times too many what is wrong with me.
I think most of the meme.. seems to more to what can we relate to the genshin game..
upon reading this i came to the realization that nobody had defined memes to always be funny 🤔
#GIM
Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture, and this picture.
Cyno's jokes and trash bin
"They're the same picture!!!"
#GIM
(*Traveler fighting childe in golden house*)
Traveler: can i tell you a joke?
Childe: uhh sure but we're trying to kill each other dumbass
Traveler: geo gnosis
Childe: I dont get it
Traveler: exactly
#GIM Ayaka: No one can have traveler but me!
Nilou: *Arrives*
Ayaka: *Angry Ayaka noises*
#GIM
Layla: existing
German Genshinplayers: ich hab 'n Puff...
What???
Also it's *Genshin Mondstadteren*
#GIM
Paimon: so you and Tighnari are friends?
Cyno: yes.
Tighnari somewhere: NO
#GIM
Me: I hope I get a Candace!
Mihoyo: here, have a random Heizou!
Me, who didn't get Heizou when he launched: I am both happy and pissed
More like: MA POOR BOI SCARA! HE WAS NEVER DESTINED FOR BETTER FATE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Dies in his Evangelion finishing his Villain arc and his VA whole Carrier*
#GIM
Cyno: telling a joke, the joke is actually funny
Everyone else: that's not supposed to happen
4:14
Tighnari has already donated his tail 💀💀💀
#GIM
Cyno:What did I say after leaving the akademiya?
All:Idk
Cyno:Cyno-Nara
Lisa: Haha, but seriously cyno , the joke isn’t funny , the akademiya is the joke
Tignari:No, the akademiya is the whole circus
Cyno: u guys forgot my jokes …
Credit from Lupicrow
copied from a youtuber
@@teo-kk7zk wdym, what RUclipsr ?
Sorry for the inconvenience😓
#GIM
My friend: NO!! You can't just cheese everything with Barbara and Raiden!!
Me: hahaha electro-charged go BRRRRRR
Wow just did that to Yae
#GIM
Doctore: well traveler it's seem you are out matched.
Traveler: Nahida, Klee, QiQi, Dori, and Diona, enjoy your new toy for the next hour.
Doctore: ... wh..
*BOOM*
Klee: Traveler I think I broke it.
Traveler: Give him a week.
2:53 As a new player this one pretty much sums up my experience, most notably the quote I yelled out
"WHY IS SUMERU BEHIND THE F*CKING HOLE!?"
4:04 what I felt when I got qiqi from summon for the 5th 50/50
#GIM
Hoyoverse: the traveler is the only character that can use multiple elements continueasly
Keqing having physical/cryo/pyro/hydro/electro builds: lol I don't think so
#GIM
3.1 spiral abyss gives electro dmg bonus on floor 11
Electro mains: *I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING*
#GIM
Cyno: i might be wrong on being able to defeat you, but at least i don't even have to try to defeat Teppei
Traveller: **awakens light element**
7:20 I do not get why is Cyno here, his Berserk-like burst is literally perfect for the theme of Anubis, god of death.
well Cyno can barely do even 30k on a normal hit regardless of how much Crit Dmg and EM u have on him i think that's what they're referring to
Also i think if anything Cyno may be an entire human incarnation of Anubis himself cuz iirc when he talks abt his vision he says it doesn't do much for him
Possibly meaning he got most of his strength from King Deshret (who i could only assume to be inspired by Anubis considering the amount of Anubis statues in the Mausoleum)
#GIM
friend dies*
scaramouche: and I took that personally
3:57
I suppose you could say he's bugging people in co-op
#GIM
Hoyoverse: *shows nahida's kit*
Me: is she playing dance dance revolution?
#GIM
Me: *Finds out Cyno plays a card game*
My brain: IT'S TIME TO DUDU-DU-DU-DUDUDUDU-DUEL
#GIM
me during the lost riches event:
I want the yellow seelie for good luck
me realizing in coop people will call my seelie piss seelie
Sign.. I have no choice
*picks the blue seelie for nilou*
also me: Why are we here just to suffer..
#GIM
Me with artifacts: you got a good artifact?
Strongbox: Good artifact machine broke
Me: understandable, have a great day.
Dottore: bro wtf...
CELESTIA WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?
3:08
Goddamit its Amogus
#GIM
Mika: (exists)
Kagamine Len: (also exists)
Me: i see no difference
#GIM
*Me with my f2p account Chillin in sumeru*
wait Scaramouche gonna be a boss right?
Searches Scaramouche boss fight leak and watches
*me who does not have Zhongli or any built shield characters*
Shit I'm so fucked up
1:23 well, Qiqi has braids and is a 5-star. However, "mAyBe YOu SEcrEtLy wANt tO geT hEr"
6:09 LITERALLY ME HAHAHAHAHAAH
#GIM
tighnari:on standard banner
Me:I DONT SEE BJB EAR BOY IN MY PULLSS
7:04 Another reason to have the arcon team: reliable
about the last one:
Andrius wasn't even defeated in the story quest + help of Razor
Azhdaha was fought alongside Zhongli, aka most powerful thing of Teyvat
Dvalin was fought alongside Venti, aka second most powerful archon
Ei was defeated by the help of Miko and the visions of hundred of people
Traveler only solo victories were Childe and SIgnore
for all the others they had the help of immense powers
pretty sure scara will be defeated with nahida's help
#GIM
POV me exploring sumeru peacefully
me:what can go wrong?
aranara's: *spawns*
eremite's: oh look a punching sack
hilichurl's: YA
fatui's: *ITS HAMMER TIME MATHA FATH* -
#GIM
Scaramouche: Who is your favourite Child
raiden ei : I love you both Equally
Scaramouche: oh ok
after Scaramouche left
ei pause nahida closer
raiden ei : it you and Buy a lot
2:10 imagine if it was Scara that was calling his mom.
#GIM
Pyro mains before the update 3.0 and know just only pyro can react to dendro: This game is easy
Still pyro mains after the update 3.0, know bloom and aggravate: This game is still easy lol
#GIM
Ladies and gentlemen, it with great joy i inform you today:
I pulled the only god so far who’s people all love him.
5:33 to the people who don't know
This is from dead by daylight
The character is "the docter"
He giggles every 1.5 seconds 😒
But likes testing/torturing his victims, before he went to the entity's realm, the entity likes how he does and made him teleport to a submarine filled with 100 or more people
The docter loves the entity's realm and plans to stay there forever
"So what he means is that he thinks dattore was a mad docter"
And albert wesker.... If you dont know... We can't be friends
#GIM
Cyno: knocks out 3 people for virtually no reason
Dehya: “heh… nice”
Candace in her mind: ah yes my friends are super normal! Heheh…heh…he… uhhh… mmm… nevermind.
Hoyoverse:proceeds to give me venti and 1 pity
#GIM
Layla: I'm astrologist and I sleep
Sayu & Mona: Finally, a worthy opponent
Sayu & Mona: Our battle will be ledgendary!
@05:52, notice Lumine is cheering for both sides.
Also notice how Xiao (and Kazuha) is playing BASKETBALL and Xiao is like the shortest character (apart from the small models) in the game lol
2:55 that was me… oops
i pull venti as a joke, and i really get him, R.I.P my pity
I want cyno but I have elegy for the end for some reason pls help me
#GIM
People seeing kusanali for the first time: mad cause she isnt a mommy
Rukkadevata revealed as the same person as kusanali:
Me: Oh how the tables have changed you haters
1:32
that was me but I won the 50/50
good luck to everyone pulling out there
Same but with Cyno
Considering i got Tighnari beforehand back in 3.0 i think it registered as being guaranteed
Like I was seriously confused when I saw that when I searched Genshin Impact on google
Finish Mondstadt archon quest
Stumble info sumeru and start golden slumber
Me: 🚗➡
5:53
Who do you think will win?
Liyue or Inazuma?
1:31 I got him trying to lose 50/50 no cap
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Genshin: that’s why we are pronouncing her name as “Kandake”
So we ask if kandake nutz in people's mouth
I can't unsee it among us 3:08
Ok but fr, Nahida shoulda just grown an apple and then thrown it at il dottore
im a star!!!!
#GIM
Other players: *Doesn't want to lose 50/50 to Qiqi
Me: *Guaranteed to have a 5-star character and pulled for Venti but losing it to Diluc instead.
Also me: *Placing both Diluc and Kaeya on a new party set. "Just letting Diluc suffer for a moment for making me lose 50/50 of Venti."
(P.S. I'm not a Diluc hater.)
Cuz no when cyno said he could be me i was then square up, come on wolf boy you'll be looking like signora when I'm done with you. 🙄
#GIM
u do the (*character name*: oh no, anyway...) Things
6:06 same
#GIM
- I have Jhin from my very first pull in Noelle banner, I won 50/50 on Klee and Ganyu and won only wanted Keqing in normal banner
- How much people you sacrificed for that?
5:52 the fuck Ajax doin here?
how the hell did you know i did aranyaka quest before inazuma-
Bro these comment sections rly fill up with #GIM for clout 💀
Nice .
7:42
Chads playing Genshin for the plot
⬇️
My name on genshin is candeez...
I'm still wondering how I got 2 five-star in 55 pulls
Me too when it came to getting Cyno's spear twice in the same 10 pull
#GIM
Me: **gets a lot wishes** ''Alr this time I will finally get Venti''
Game: **gives me Tighnari which I wanted last time**
Me: 🧍