Nervous Bisexual Laughter

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  • @brokenglass4641
    @brokenglass4641 2 года назад +1171

    “im bisexual which means im attracted to her and her ex husband”
    this is perfect lmao

  • @BeautyMonster1000
    @BeautyMonster1000 2 года назад +5060

    "Being bi feels like being the straightest gay person and the gayest straight person" RELATABLE AF!

    • @Lincoln_Bio
      @Lincoln_Bio 2 года назад +59

      I felt this

    • @simon19661000
      @simon19661000 2 года назад +229

      I’m a bisexual man and I recently went out clubbing with a bunch of 100% gay guys and I felt like the cishet ally friend who tugged along

    • @TheOriginalGoop
      @TheOriginalGoop 2 года назад +1

      Trash

    • @namesarefortheweak
      @namesarefortheweak 2 года назад +35

      I'm panromantic but this still fits me way to well.

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. 2 года назад +31

      Ikr sometimes I feel like I’m a lesbian but then I’m like “…boys” *f boy face*

  • @Kylailao
    @Kylailao 2 года назад +532

    "I'm bisexual which means you are all at risk" HAHAHAHAH I burst out laughing, love it!

  • @Chordata-flyer
    @Chordata-flyer 2 года назад +745

    It's kind of like how people got super mad that Loki is canonically gender fluid and gives zero f**** what pronouns you use for him, but it's actually cannon in the actual mythology of the actual Norse gods that Loki can turn into a woman and does so willingly along with also turning into a female horse and getting pregnant among other things. But get over it Loki has both the lady bits and the man bits or neither depending on his mood.

    • @sidewayshoodie3086
      @sidewayshoodie3086 2 года назад +54

      Loki is vibe

    • @karenwantsmanager
      @karenwantsmanager 2 года назад +2

      Who us loki?

    • @Dra1ndude
      @Dra1ndude 2 года назад +32

      @@karenwantsmanager he is a Norse god and a character in marvel :)

    • @karenwantsmanager
      @karenwantsmanager 2 года назад +9

      @@Dra1ndude oh thanks for explaining

    • @karowolkenschaufler7659
      @karowolkenschaufler7659 2 года назад +20

      really? people are challanging the edda....? that text was written down over 1000 years ago and before that passed on in the oral tradition for even longer. and it has some beautiful philosohpic and life hack/psychological helpful stuff in it. propably because it was passed on from mind to mind for so long... got boiled down to just the best bits. I do get angry though when marvel (whenever I accedentally watch someting marvel) completely screws the myths up. call me oldfahioned but I prefer loki to be odin's blood brother. and actually I prefer odin to be les high and mighty and more scetchy and getting some beating every now and then... bloody sugarcoating and softwashing...

  • @pollyinthesky2957
    @pollyinthesky2957 2 года назад +1956

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is just a cute person.”
    Aww, that’s so perfect ❤️

    • @alexisartfeild2807
      @alexisartfeild2807 2 года назад +16

      Absolutely agree. And as Panrom/ace person just because I think someone is cute does mean I wanna or will F* them.

    • @mikkogeneration
      @mikkogeneration 2 года назад +6

      works for pansexual too

    • @thepaganapostate3208
      @thepaganapostate3208 2 года назад +10

      @Ana Amaro I don't like kissing myself, so I don't get why people do the eating faces thing... (as that's what movie/tv show makeouts seem to often look like...) eww, no... though I will accept a cuddle if I'm in the mood or press up against someone I like when I sit next to them. I'm like a finicky cat that wants cuddles and pets on my terms.

    • @omnisexualidiot3750
      @omnisexualidiot3750 2 года назад +3

      @@alexisartfeild2807 I am not ace, but this is true. It means I simply wanna go on a date, get to know them, and cuddle. No f’ing will be done.

    • @omnisexualidiot3750
      @omnisexualidiot3750 2 года назад +4

      @@thepaganapostate3208 dude same. I don’t like that I’d have to do a full make out scene to say by to a date, I’m fine with a kiss on the cheek/forehead, but one on the mouth? No thank you. Cuddles are perfectly fine tho.

  • @Ellenchattergirl
    @Ellenchattergirl 2 года назад +379

    Bisexuals are attracted to...
    -Hot movie leads
    -Fictional boys
    -Every cute girl you come into contact with

    • @uwuki4975
      @uwuki4975 2 года назад +19

      I felt this on a spiritual level

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 2 года назад +27

      girls are always cute but sometimes guys are cute too

    • @purva4857
      @purva4857 2 года назад +13

      uhm fictional girls too

    • @purva4857
      @purva4857 2 года назад +1

      @@uwuki4975 ik samee!

    • @hannahwilson60
      @hannahwilson60 2 года назад +5

      .... .. . this is me

  • @notnyssi8210
    @notnyssi8210 2 года назад +338

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t know what to do with it.” Kinda frighteningly accurate.

  • @Penbwl
    @Penbwl 2 года назад +922

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who has been really nice to me”
    You got me there

  • @jack-wulf
    @jack-wulf 2 года назад +240

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to my depression"
    Oh.

  • @finch3333
    @finch3333 2 года назад +616

    "I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to you and everyone else"
    They are both wrong and not wrong.....

    • @MoonlitBookworm73
      @MoonlitBookworm73 2 года назад +32

      I am omni which means I am attracted to you and everyone else, but specifically attracted to that person in the corner. Lol

    • @bloodieghostie
      @bloodieghostie 2 года назад +6

      @@MoonlitBookworm73 kinda like that but inverted? I like every gender, but I like guys a ⭐little less⭐

    • @MoonlitBookworm73
      @MoonlitBookworm73 2 года назад +3

      @@bloodieghostie Yeah, omni is just pan with a preference.

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 2 года назад +2

      "but especially you ya little cutie ;)"

    • @kaded_cat
      @kaded_cat 2 года назад +1

      Lmaoooooo

  • @LessaCaira
    @LessaCaira 2 года назад +339

    Mine was great:
    I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to people and I don't want that.

    • @randomname3228
      @randomname3228 2 года назад +12

      Omg I love that one

    • @minohki
      @minohki 2 года назад +20

      I felt this in my soul.

    • @LillyianPuppy
      @LillyianPuppy 2 года назад +8

      Damn...

    • @nael-3-
      @nael-3- 2 года назад +9

      Lmaooo
      Mine is
      I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you.
      Waw uh-?

    • @AnkhAnanku
      @AnkhAnanku 2 года назад +7

      Seriously relatable

  • @alexandras7905
    @alexandras7905 2 года назад +62

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to too many people"
    yes this is a problem i tend to have

  • @mychemicalromanceann
    @mychemicalromanceann 2 года назад +240

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her but I’m still not sure why”
    😂

  • @eratasutol
    @eratasutol 2 года назад +198

    The bilingual one is a joke don't worry, the OG screenshot said it was from a group called "a group where we all act like Karens."

  • @loverrlee
    @loverrlee 2 года назад +145

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who has been a friend and I’m so sorry I never know how I felt…”. OOOOOOOF ACCURATE AF 💯💯💯

    • @Open_Air_Museum
      @Open_Air_Museum 2 года назад +4

      Feeling attacked right now ngl 😂

    • @rion6206
      @rion6206 2 года назад +1

      Why is this me tho

  • @keithcass257
    @keithcass257 2 года назад +449

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to sleep and I feel bad for you”
    Huh.

    • @maddyw22_
      @maddyw22_ 2 года назад +24

      “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you too and I’m bisexual lol”
      Well.

    • @hannahtimmons4097
      @hannahtimmons4097 2 года назад +24

      I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her but like I’m so dumb. BAIAJSJSKDKS PLS

    • @MariannesStudio
      @MariannesStudio 2 года назад +21

      I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to me.
      😭💀

    • @ultimaterabieshaver
      @ultimaterabieshaver 2 года назад +11

      “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone else and i just don’t want anyone to know who they are lol”

    • @arienesantos7891
      @arienesantos7891 2 года назад +8

      I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your family a very happy and prosperous New year to you and your family
      What? Lmao

  • @SomeBorkedAccount
    @SomeBorkedAccount 2 года назад +254

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the house and I don't have to go to the store."
    My predictive text either knows me way too well or not at all.

    • @universal_stupidity
      @universal_stupidity 2 года назад +4

      Why do they all somehow fit tho

    • @milktortoisewisdoms3449
      @milktortoisewisdoms3449 2 года назад +7

      "I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to the moon and back of the alliance for my birthday"

    • @avey1501
      @avey1501 2 года назад +4

      "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the right person for the use of me 🙂" I'm getting a new phone.

    • @mouse_beam-hk6vm
      @mouse_beam-hk6vm 2 года назад +5

      I'm bisexual witch means you don't like the fact you can get it right away and I love it

    • @ArtIsHuman
      @ArtIsHuman 2 года назад +7

      "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and says to you that I am here because I want the money. "
      Don't ask me where that came from.

  • @mehboobhassan371
    @mehboobhassan371 2 года назад +120

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to a good night's sleep." I mean who isn't?

    • @hannahwilson60
      @hannahwilson60 2 года назад +6

      Me who reads all night because I am attracted to the fictional guys in the book.
      "Nervous Bi laughter" I need to sleep lol

  • @Shindai
    @Shindai 2 года назад +362

    Deadpool is cool, I love when people don't know he's canonically pansexual and talk shit about him getting pegged being all "don't make my superheroes gayist!" xD

    • @noxmullen3961
      @noxmullen3961 2 года назад +48

      Of course he's Pan he's a fucking Pan mascot and ain't no one gonna take that away from us we need representation 😌💓💛💙

    • @noxmullen3961
      @noxmullen3961 2 года назад +28

      Pan safe space here

    • @Cuddleshock
      @Cuddleshock 2 года назад +23

      They'd also attribute his inability to die to his mutation, rather than the _true_ cause: his sexuality. The non-Pan people will never know that we are _all_ undying...

    • @draculaslapdog3133
      @draculaslapdog3133 2 года назад

      Don't need to make Superman gay, has an alien.

    • @draculaslapdog3133
      @draculaslapdog3133 2 года назад +1

      @@noxmullen3961 you people are such narcissists, think yourself lucky, you're definately not a victim. 🤣🤣

  • @gawdpromaxultra703
    @gawdpromaxultra703 2 года назад +1380

    I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to Chris Hemsworth and wanna be him. My phone knows too much, gotta kill it now

  • @wetpaper4885
    @wetpaper4885 2 года назад +37

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to people like me." Wow. True.

    • @baldxiao
      @baldxiao 2 года назад +1

      I think that may just be narcissistic

  • @n00n3ynight
    @n00n3ynight 2 года назад +194

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to people who are not even a little more than a mile away" lol

  • @magspie04
    @magspie04 2 года назад +281

    Shout out to my asexual biromantics who say they are just "bi" to erase confusion. You are very valid and I hope you can find people you are totally comfortable with! You truly are Ace and Bi! There is no reason you should have to hide either parts! (Unless you would prefer being closeted of course!)

    • @SamirCCat
      @SamirCCat 2 года назад +41

      I got SO MUCH SHADE for confessing I sometimes call myself a lesbian when I'm actually asexual and homoromantic. Apprently it was very wrong to call yourself your romantic attraction and this person was very having a go at me. Most of the time it's no one's buisness what my sexual orientation is, but who I date is a lot more relevant. And to aquaintances it's a lot easier and more relevant to come out as who I'm dating - only girls - therefore as a lesbian, than having to explain asexuality and intimate parts of my sex life and feelings and libido and all kinds of things that COULD come up since they've never heard of asexuality. SO much easier for me to just say lesbian and continue the conversation, and the day I get a girlfriend I will be seen as a lesbian by by-passers. I'm not ashamed the slightest of my asexuality, but sometimes it's not relevant to talk about sex, and often I don't want to explain real personal information. My closer friends and family know I'm ace and have no problems with it.

    • @claudiagomes1104
      @claudiagomes1104 2 года назад +17

      @@SamirCCat valid as f*ck m8

    • @yolingc6589
      @yolingc6589 2 года назад +16

      thank you! acespec biromantic here :]

    • @Paradigm-Shift208
      @Paradigm-Shift208 2 года назад +3

      Aww. thank you : } Same to you! (In whichever case you are)

    • @ghostjam5984
      @ghostjam5984 2 года назад +4

      Thankyou! I’m biromantic ! 💖

  • @cecelorence9785
    @cecelorence9785 2 года назад +54

    “I’m bisexual which means that the government is not a good idea to get the best out of life”
    I-... I literally don't know how to respond to this lol

  • @Colipz
    @Colipz 2 года назад +624

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her but I’m not sure if that’s what I’m saying I just don’t think I need anything lol” it knows how very indecisive I am

    • @Renge43
      @Renge43 2 года назад +18

      I did the bisexual one. It said I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and her family.

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 2 года назад +4

      @@Renge43 um… 😳 awkward lol

    • @Renge43
      @Renge43 2 года назад +4

      @@thesleepydot Hey it never said which members. I could like her and her brother. Lol but yeah

    • @elliotmaclean6508
      @elliotmaclean6508 2 года назад +10

      I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and I’m bisexual but I’m bisexual I just can’t do that anymore but I’m just not really sure I know what I want

    • @Iskou307
      @Iskou307 2 года назад +6

      I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to me and I don't want to be a part of the day but I don't think I have to go to the store and get it done.

  • @kuhnuckles1
    @kuhnuckles1 2 года назад +763

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and her friends lol”
    Whelp

    • @iamahiphopfan3759
      @iamahiphopfan3759 2 года назад +34

      I got
      “I'm bisexual so I'm attracted to her but I'm sure she's doing well”

    • @IonIsFalling7217
      @IonIsFalling7217 2 года назад +9

      Hahaha your phone knows

    • @Yellowiolet
      @Yellowiolet 2 года назад +18

      I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I don't want to be a curator of your life
      What

    • @ishana6038
      @ishana6038 2 года назад +14

      i'm bisexual so i'm attracted to men and women who are surprisingly small to get professional help ....
      tf ?

    • @kuhnuckles1
      @kuhnuckles1 2 года назад +12

      @@ishana6038 so you’re looking for a significant other that’s short and needs therapy? Lucky for you, basically every bisexual falls into that second category 😂

  • @pandagrace9856
    @pandagrace9856 2 года назад +15

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to someone who has a little chaotic background"
    There you have it, folks, I'm attracted to chaos apparently

  • @somedwarvenwriter7535
    @somedwarvenwriter7535 2 года назад +299

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is just a good friend.”
    Laughing in ace spec rn.

    • @kirineo666M
      @kirineo666M 2 года назад +6

      mood

    • @unicornfrappe1895
      @unicornfrappe1895 2 года назад +8

      I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to me and my sister.

    • @amxterxsu138
      @amxterxsu138 2 года назад +3

      @@unicornfrappe1895 hold up

    • @kevinjacob2652
      @kevinjacob2652 2 года назад +4

      @@unicornfrappe1895 SWEET HOME ALABAMA

  • @anony-missy
    @anony-missy 2 года назад +1069

    I’m not sure High School Musical being a metaphor for bisexuality was intentional but I do know that the director was gay, they’ve said in the years since it came out that Ryan being gay was 100% what they intended, and although I don’t think they’ve ever confirmed it officially, as a myriad of analysis videos have noted I Don’t Dance was most definitely about Ryan pushing Chad to experiment with his sexuality (“I’ll show you how I swing” lol come on). So like it’s not…impossible. There’s definitely *a vibe* if nothing else.

    • @bonthebunnycat667
      @bonthebunnycat667 2 года назад +53

      At the end of one movie they are together and have each others cap 😳
      Then the next movie they gave him a gf sigh

    • @sashacat936
      @sashacat936 2 года назад +112

      @@bonthebunnycat667 Lots of people think Kelsey (the "gf") is also gay and that they went to prom together as each other's beards. I stand by that headcanon

    • @bjam89
      @bjam89 2 года назад +52

      @@bonthebunnycat667 i would rather look at the fact that they swapped clothing post the song, like song finishes and boom they have swapped clothes with eachother.
      that being said i am also aro ace so i am not the best detective on this subject

    • @Adenon.W
      @Adenon.W 2 года назад +62

      Also a lot of people interpret Ryan's dad as homophobic-not blatantly but more like a "I'm ok with gays but not MY son" way-because of something that happens consistently throughout the sequel.
      Because Kenny Ortega couldn't out right say that Ryan was gay when the HSM movies came out, he layered the queer coding on thick. For example his love of theatre and more specifically dance, his more camp behaviour, the way he dressed, e.t.c.
      I'm gonna focus on the clothing a bit, specifically his hat. Because everything about his outfit was a symbol of him being gay, him wearing the hat on an angle would be no exception. Ryan's dad straightens the hat and Ryan puts it back on an angle throughout HSM2. Of course this could just be a dad "not being with the times" (like how some parents don't get ripped jeans). However because so much of what Ryan wears, and does-including a singing a song that's supposedly about baseball and dance-I wouldn't be surprised if the hat thing is another analogy for Ryan being gay and for his dad wanting him to be straight/being in denial about Ryan being gay.

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 2 года назад +24

      Dawn Star - I love this analysis. If only Disney was actually progressive and just allowed this stuff to be text instead of subtext...

  • @lorien_braga
    @lorien_braga 2 года назад +20

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to people who are sharing connections ideas and opportunities"
    ok, I can live with that

  • @phoenixwasnthere
    @phoenixwasnthere 2 года назад +90

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to damaged men with white hair”
    I’M SCREAMING

    • @vickilovesart1453
      @vickilovesart1453 2 года назад +3

      WHY IS IT TRUE

    • @jim6418
      @jim6418 2 года назад

      Coroas de cabelos brancos são uns gostosos,vivaaaa o Bissexual 😄💞

    • @plateofspaghetti5029
      @plateofspaghetti5029 2 года назад +1

      My mind kinda went to Peter Hayes from BRMC for some reason? xD

    • @Sticks_Editzzz
      @Sticks_Editzzz Год назад +3

      NAGITO KOMEADA I SIMP FOR NAGITO KOMEADA

    • @marleenedith7682
      @marleenedith7682 Год назад +2

      Hahaha I’m bi and my boyfriend is a damaged man with white hair😂

  • @jessicarogers6801
    @jessicarogers6801 2 года назад +646

    "I'm bisexual and I'm sorry for not getting back to you sooner." OOF Appropriate for coming out in my late 20s & forgetting to text people back.

  • @yoongi_is_swag
    @yoongi_is_swag 2 года назад +10

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to people who are so cute but I'm a mess."
    Yes

  • @jia933
    @jia933 2 года назад +486

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to men and women.". My keyboard is educated y'all 😭

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 2 года назад +10

      Yo, you have a smart keyboard c'x

    • @c4tm340w
      @c4tm340w 2 года назад +16

      I’m bisexual which means I’m a gay lesbian lesbian and bisexual lesbian bisexual lol
      Wow. I mean my keyboard knows that I used to identify as a lesbian??

    • @Ella-ib5wr
      @Ella-ib5wr 2 года назад +16

      "I'm bisexual wich means I'm attracted to you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you" interesting

    • @lillypop3535
      @lillypop3535 2 года назад +16

      "im bisexual which means i think she and he is definitely a good thing for me" LOL

    • @neonjoker
      @neonjoker 2 года назад +14

      I'm bisexual and I'm attracted to me even if it's not too late to get a life... keyboard why?

  • @renilise
    @renilise 2 года назад +98

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to women who have to go through a different dimension"
    How nice

    • @maddyw22_
      @maddyw22_ 2 года назад +8

      Star vs the Forces of Evil fans:

  • @caitlynbaker
    @caitlynbaker 2 года назад +36

    “Sand is actually really irritating”
    I’m now half convinced that you’re actually Anakin Skywalker

    • @nomila634
      @nomila634 2 года назад

      Literally just scrolling for this comment!!

  • @bussy420
    @bussy420 2 года назад +119

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you but I can't do it like how the others do"
    I have no others words other than I'm indecisive

    • @parker5600
      @parker5600 2 года назад +4

      i got "i'm bisexual which means you're all at risk"

  • @Sai.Sy8
    @Sai.Sy8 2 года назад +59

    “I’m bisexual which means i’m going back to sleep now”
    yes

    • @sleepingroses761
      @sleepingroses761 2 года назад

      💙💜💗 As bi person with a sleep disorder this is so funny!

  • @theminegirl3775
    @theminegirl3775 2 года назад +9

    Now everytime I hear someone saying "I'm bi" I can instantly hear that meme "I'm not straight, I'm not gay either. I'm bi. Bi myself" idk why 😭😂

  • @mschrisfrank2420
    @mschrisfrank2420 2 года назад +86

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the people who have no rights” Damn! That got too real.

    • @sourojachowdhuryyy4852
      @sourojachowdhuryyy4852 2 года назад +5

      I'm bisexual which means he think that she was not a big deal for you completely different ethnicity the exact opposite to the door

  • @Esma8
    @Esma8 2 года назад +64

    This is what I got with the predictive text: “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to people who have no clue about the situation”

    • @missnaomi613
      @missnaomi613 2 года назад +2

      Ouch, why are you calling me out like this?

  • @ashleyjackson7669
    @ashleyjackson7669 2 года назад +7

    “Y’all be like ‘bi rights!!!’ until a bisexual has a preference for the opposite gender”
    Hola from a bi gal with a preference for guys :)

  • @Robin-hoodie
    @Robin-hoodie 2 года назад +66

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I don't know why " yup that sums it up!

  • @lemmikkimilkyway4674
    @lemmikkimilkyway4674 2 года назад +139

    I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to people who have been born in a way of capitalism
    Interesting

    • @toastersimp5298
      @toastersimp5298 2 года назад +19

      I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your family a very happy and healthy new year old.
      I don't know what to make of mine.

    • @theemofemboycatgirlw3214
      @theemofemboycatgirlw3214 2 года назад +7

      Capitalism is a beautiful thing because you can even sell socialism which is just *chef's kiss*

    • @olivers.7821
      @olivers.7821 2 года назад

      Hold up

    • @olivers.7821
      @olivers.7821 2 года назад +1

      @@toastersimp5298 hold up

    • @Cherrycreamsoda1
      @Cherrycreamsoda1 2 года назад +5

      I'm not bi but I *am* attracted to people who don't want anything to do with me because I am, in fact, a dumbass

  • @TheDilemma76
    @TheDilemma76 2 года назад +5

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to women and people who aren’t women.”
    I think this is how I’m going to explain what being bisexual is.

  • @TransLauraNumbers
    @TransLauraNumbers 2 года назад +86

    I got these two:
    i'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you
    and
    i'm bisexual which means you're all at risk.

    • @SoularSlothesk
      @SoularSlothesk 2 года назад +10

      That's too accurate.

    • @thesadumbreon
      @thesadumbreon 2 года назад +1

      same

    • @Adenon.W
      @Adenon.W 2 года назад +4

      I'm Biromantic which means that the Isle of Man of steel and I will be able to get a chance to live in the future
      I- what?
      I'm asexual which means I don't have a nice day and I will be able to make sure you are not interested
      Ok... That one almost made sense

    • @sluttyMapleSyrup
      @sluttyMapleSyrup 2 года назад

      I got those too!! 🤣💀

    • @caljones
      @caljones 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, “risk” fits for me

  • @moiramontoya1023
    @moiramontoya1023 2 года назад +83

    A gay guy once told me he deserved
    to hold a pride flag more than me because I'm "half straight" I thought he just might be ignorant and tried to tell him that that isn't how it is: "no actually, it doesn't work like that. I'm just wholly bi" the reply I got was "umm no" yeah, bi erasure so fun.
    Thanks so much for the great video Jamie you've brightened up my day.

  • @1Gw3nd0lyn1
    @1Gw3nd0lyn1 2 года назад +7

    I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and I’m so sad that she doesn’t know how much I love her. LMAO

  • @alexlight1759
    @alexlight1759 2 года назад +1005

    That was so quick. It felt like 2 minutes... Jamie, you're master at this craft, just HOW?????

    • @HobieInTheBox
      @HobieInTheBox 2 года назад +8

      The memes were only 7 minutes

    • @alondracabiedes
      @alondracabiedes 2 года назад +6

      Right! He makes the ads (2 mins max) seem so much longer than his 10 mins video. I kitten interruptions or bloopers but I think it might be since he's feeling a little under the weather *cue voice-crack* 🤪 lol

    • @alondracabiedes
      @alondracabiedes 2 года назад +3

      I *was expecting a* kitten

    • @megamonster1088
      @megamonster1088 2 года назад +1

      Thats what she said.
      🤣 i am so sorry.

    • @ebonykimball6579
      @ebonykimball6579 2 года назад +1

      Yeah man I could easily watch half an hour of this 👌

  • @crumble2000
    @crumble2000 2 года назад +222

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the people that I have not seen in a long time"
    "I'm genderfluid which means my gender is not in my mind and I don't know what it is"

  • @gcfalconi
    @gcfalconi 2 года назад +3

    so many of the bi jokes i find around are cisnormative and genital-focused so it’s just really refreshing and comforting to watch this video ♥️

  • @miki957
    @miki957 2 года назад +113

    “Im asexual which means that the only person that I have is a problem.”
    - I mean, it’s not wrong

    • @jessekos1859
      @jessekos1859 2 года назад +7

      "I'm asexual which means that I don't know if I was het."
      - Yeah, I did think I was het for a while before I figured out asexuality.

    • @Cherrycreamsoda1
      @Cherrycreamsoda1 2 года назад +2

      So... are you aromantic too?

    • @lilliedawn1715
      @lilliedawn1715 2 года назад +6

      "I'm asexual which means I have to get another one for the pieces planted here"

    • @miki957
      @miki957 2 года назад +3

      @@Cherrycreamsoda1 😂 yes

    • @karo7354
      @karo7354 2 года назад +11

      "I'm asexual which means that I will not be able to sleep tonight."
      true

  • @gracie.bear.fidgets6858
    @gracie.bear.fidgets6858 2 года назад +197

    New bisexual meme. "Im as straight as an octagon." "So your bisexual?" "Yes Steven, indeed I fucking am."
    Edit: yall, i did not mean to gwt this many likes. Thank you for OVER 200 likes!!

  • @btorri1820
    @btorri1820 2 года назад +5

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted by you and I just feel love” wow

  • @shjobbi
    @shjobbi 2 года назад +121

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to people who have a lot of experience in the world of the world and I am not a big fan of the world." DEAD

  • @sweetest-sweater
    @sweetest-sweater 2 года назад +378

    i’m bisexual which means i’m attracted to her and her boyfriend
    and then i started dating both of them.
    that’s not just because i’m bi, though. that’s because i’m polyamorous 🌈🌈🌈
    (seriously, my partners love that that’s what the predictive text came up with 😅😅😅)

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 2 года назад +34

      You did it you crazy kid, you are The Bisexual

    • @henryfleischer404
      @henryfleischer404 2 года назад +14

      Polyamory sounds cool
      Next time I start dating someone I'll make it clear that I'm fine with it as long as everyone knows what's up.

    • @sweetest-sweater
      @sweetest-sweater 2 года назад +22

      @@henryfleischer404 you’ve put your finger on it, communication is the key. trust, loyalty (a much bigger deal than people realise) and honesty are the keystones to success 😋
      play safe, play nice, and play well with others 🥰❤️❤️❤️

    • @gutegute679
      @gutegute679 2 года назад +1

      All the best for you, just make sure to not get unicorned :)

    • @sweetest-sweater
      @sweetest-sweater 2 года назад +1

      @@gutegute679 thank you so much for your comment, and for caring about me enough to do so!!
      i had never actually heard of the term “unicorn” in relation to polyamory before 😅 this opened up a really cool, lovely, and affirming discussion between me and my partners about respect, understanding, honesty, and openness ❤️❤️❤️ so, thank you again! 😋

  • @emma-janeadamson4099
    @emma-janeadamson4099 Год назад +2

    As a straight, cis woman in my 40s, I was last single in the 90s, and back then I found the idea of seeing a bisexual guy uncomfortable because I felt they'd have needs I couldn't meet. I honestly don't know how I'd feel now, but I'm glad the younger generations are feeling freer.

  • @sleepy-emerald
    @sleepy-emerald 2 года назад +317

    *Nervous I-want-to-be-androgynous genderfluid laughter*

    • @nicegenderbro8814
      @nicegenderbro8814 2 года назад +3

      What's the pride flag next to the gender fluid flag?

    • @nicegenderbro8814
      @nicegenderbro8814 2 года назад +2

      On your profile picture

    • @sleepy-emerald
      @sleepy-emerald 2 года назад +9

      @@nicegenderbro8814 Abrosexual & abroromantic.

    • @chloec8538
      @chloec8538 2 года назад +3

      @@nicegenderbro8814
      I think its a variation of the abrosexual flag.

    • @freya002YT
      @freya002YT 2 года назад +1

      MOOD

  • @Cherrycreamsoda1
    @Cherrycreamsoda1 2 года назад +256

    “I’m Demisexual which means that I’m attracted to the people who are not feeling well that they have to be somewhere else I don’t think they have a lot to say about them and they don’t want them in their life and I don’t want them in my bed”
    Wow, this is insanely accurate. Especially the part about not wanting anyone in my bed 💀

    • @robcerasuolo9207
      @robcerasuolo9207 2 года назад +2

      @Cherry Cola
      Well, there's always the couch. 🤪
      (JK)

    • @LilCatDude
      @LilCatDude 2 года назад +5

      I’m Demisexual which means that I’m attracted to someone that is a good friend to my life so I’m attracted to someone I don’t think I have ever been there and I’m still in love the people that are so far behind my life
      That was closer than I expected 😅

    • @Cherrycreamsoda1
      @Cherrycreamsoda1 2 года назад +3

      @@LilCatDude damn, I feel attacked 😂😂

    • @LilCatDude
      @LilCatDude 2 года назад +1

      @@Cherrycreamsoda1 honestly I do too

    • @milnohr
      @milnohr 2 года назад +2

      I'm just gonan do it here with my sexuality ahem.
      "I am Asexual which means that I am attracted to a man I love u and love me to"
      Well if man is humanity then a bit I guess yeah

  • @crazycatlady2310
    @crazycatlady2310 Год назад +3

    The problem with me is that 20% of the time I'm like 'hell yeah I'm bi", 55% of the time I'm convinced I'm straight and just want attention, and 25% of the time I'm convinced I'm gay but just lying to myself. 😂

  • @SyndieSimon
    @SyndieSimon 2 года назад +79

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to women in my opinion and I’m so confused” 😂 😂 I’m dying

  • @Occhii_Docchii
    @Occhii_Docchii 2 года назад +198

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is gay and bisexual”
    Makes sense

  • @iloveurstyle
    @iloveurstyle 2 года назад +2

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her but I’m not sure what I can tell you” damn that’s accurate

  • @Hatfright
    @Hatfright 2 года назад +133

    Jamie: Sand is irritating
    Every prequel meemer out there: *le gasp*

    • @Punk_Male
      @Punk_Male 2 года назад +18

      I don't like sand it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere...

    • @shoopwoopy9389
      @shoopwoopy9389 2 года назад +6

      not like here, here everything is soft and smooth

    • @maggiereyrussell4839
      @maggiereyrussell4839 2 года назад +2

      I was waiting for this comment

    • @vampirecaptain7676
      @vampirecaptain7676 2 года назад +2

      I found it.

    • @TJBaer-kq1he
      @TJBaer-kq1he 2 года назад +3

      My mind also immediately went here when he said that. :P

  • @IMissMyAngel
    @IMissMyAngel 2 года назад +65

    "I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to this thread as a Pansexual"
    Makes sense

  • @lana89001
    @lana89001 2 года назад +3

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m fine lol I don’t think it’s weird”
    I’m not fine.

  • @thecraziestcrayon
    @thecraziestcrayon 2 года назад +41

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the people who are not interested in me"
    Predictive text be calling me out

    • @tinyblueunicorn7807
      @tinyblueunicorn7807 2 года назад +7

      Same lmao. How does it know? 😭

    • @samc2261
      @samc2261 2 года назад

      @@tinyblueunicorn7807 not the only ppl it’s true of lol we should form a club ahah

  • @Cuddleshock
    @Cuddleshock 2 года назад +50

    "I'm Pansexual, which means I'm attracted to you as a builder and I am sure you can appreciate that."

    • @Pudddle
      @Pudddle 2 года назад

      I think this is called "Minecraftsexual"

    • @Cuddleshock
      @Cuddleshock 2 года назад

      @@Pudddle I do not recommend sleeping with Minecraft players.

    • @Pudddle
      @Pudddle 2 года назад +1

      @@Cuddleshock 😂

    • @EnteiFire4
      @EnteiFire4 2 года назад +1

      As long as they know how to use their tools...

  • @Voidthedemigod
    @Voidthedemigod Год назад +1

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to people that I like to date because they have the best personality traits” so true bro

  • @beautifuldarkangel6099
    @beautifuldarkangel6099 2 года назад +70

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the world to be able and not to show that I'm a true God."
    "I am genderfluid which means that you have a problem at the moment."
    "I am a switch which means I'm attracted to the bathroom hoping that it was the last thing you wanted me a little time."
    Okay all of these are hilarious. And yes if you haven't already gathered the information I think making decisions is stupid.

  • @shego1142
    @shego1142 2 года назад +80

    “I’m pansexual which means I’m attracted to the fact that you have a different perspective on your life and your soul lol”
    Well then

  • @helliswherehomeis
    @helliswherehomeis 2 года назад +6

    "I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to you tommorrow I don't know how to day of work on the same team but we are technically capable to be"
    As confusing as I am on a daily basis

  • @nutmegswirl8323
    @nutmegswirl8323 2 года назад +101

    "I'm bisexual with means I'm attracted to women and the other way of thinking." ~💗

    • @snufkinshat
      @snufkinshat 2 года назад +1

      My favourite one so far

  • @zandrag8692
    @zandrag8692 2 года назад +56

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the new York, NY, USA. I am a beautiful person." That was nice to hear :)

  • @Joel-nu1ed
    @Joel-nu1ed Месяц назад

    I am so glad that he included the chapters just for that sponsor section because sponsors have their own chapter. It makes them easier to skip over.

  • @random_sam3534
    @random_sam3534 2 года назад +12

    3:53 i got "im bisexual which means im attracted to the world of people who livr in my heart" thats soo cute!

  • @LPNurja
    @LPNurja 2 года назад +33

    7:55 Totally agree. It doesn't even matter whether or not *fictional* characters are "canonically" queer, they're fictional. Especially comic book characters get rewritten and re-invented all the time. PLUS, they never complain when a canonically queer character is made straight for movies/TV (Riverdale, Constantine)

    • @jsimpers
      @jsimpers 2 года назад +3

      At least now (on the CW) Constantine has been played as pansexual.

  • @mariereed2531
    @mariereed2531 2 года назад +1

    Thank you so much for covering topics on Bisexuality. I've known I've been bi since I was pre-teen but it's always felt weird to come out as bi because of the assumptions about bi people. Going into how a lot of people consider Lady Gaga to be "such a great ally" that's how I feel a lot of times ("just an ally") because I tend to date men, but am still attracted to women and non-binary people. Your bi content is helping me be more confident in my identity. Thank you!
    Also, I love all of your videos on trans topics as well. I identify as a cis woman but have had lots of questions about what it's like to be trans and don't have much courage to ask my trans friends mostly because I don't want to offend by saying the wrong things. Because of your videos, I've been learning more answers to questions I'm too afraid to ask (at least on the FtM side) and also how to word things correctly for if I do want to ask trans friends about their experiences. Thank you again!

  • @charleighflorence6764
    @charleighflorence6764 2 года назад +23

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her I just want her and her friends.” Okay but I screamed. This too accurate. I am attracted to every single woman that is nice to me 💀

  • @lucienfortner841
    @lucienfortner841 2 года назад +134

    "Deadpool can't be bi, it's not Canon" Well that is technically correct. Deadpool is canonically pan, not bi. They have a lot of similarities and struggles in common, but they're not the same thing. As a pansexual, I'm sick and tired of people wanting to pretend we're "just bi."

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 2 года назад +21

      As an asexual with an ambiguous romantic orientation, I often struggle with the "just gay" or "basically bi" phrases. It sucks. Once again it is Ace/Pan solidarity

    • @misscornicat
      @misscornicat 2 года назад +9

      As a omnisexual I completely relate to that

    • @celestestellatram1467
      @celestestellatram1467 2 года назад +9

      I never understood what the difference is, since bisexuality is defined as attraction regardless of gender as far back as the 70s :0

    • @fazelehzmn7018
      @fazelehzmn7018 2 года назад +1

      @@celestestellatram1467 yeah me too

    • @anstheram
      @anstheram 2 года назад +31

      @@celestestellatram1467 Bisexuality is usually defined as attraction to two or more genders, or attraction two a gender that you are and a gender you are not. Pansexuality is usually defined as attraction regardless of gender or that gender is never even considered in attraction, whereas Bi people can have preferences of gender or feel attraction differently to different genders, similar to Omnisexuality.
      Regardless, it is also important to understand that these are all labels, and do not have any set in stone definition, but rather are used to help people, be it others or the person using a label, to understand someone.

  • @gwendyrv5525
    @gwendyrv5525 2 года назад +3

    5:27 Jamie being the most handsome and cutest man on earth 🥺😭 that laugh

  • @Itsang_ham
    @Itsang_ham 2 года назад +243

    “I’m asexual which means I’m not lying lol I hate that lol.”- Damn

    • @Cherrycreamsoda1
      @Cherrycreamsoda1 2 года назад +1

      I don't understand

    • @nonorina1237
      @nonorina1237 2 года назад +10

      *relatable*

    • @liviwaslost
      @liviwaslost 2 года назад +3

      So relatable

    • @Nortarachanges
      @Nortarachanges 2 года назад +17

      “I’m asexual which means I’m not trying to be a bad person but I’m so glad I don’t understand why I’m not going through this nonsense”

    • @TheOnlyCaprisun
      @TheOnlyCaprisun 2 года назад +10

      “I’m asexual wich means that I’m not sure what to do with my life and not even get that much better than what I was.”

  • @Camerontyler0
    @Camerontyler0 2 года назад +38

    "I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to someone who knows me" kinda true🤷‍♂️

  • @nekomataumbreon
    @nekomataumbreon 2 года назад +1

    My counselor took me to an lgbtq family night event at my favorite coffee shop because she wanted to support me and I just felt like sharing that.

  • @eastia7518
    @eastia7518 2 года назад +103

    I'm bisexual and nonbinary so I'm DEFINITELY not 50% gay 50% straight. I like men and women both in a distinctly bisexual way. Slightly feminine boys, slightly masculine girls, and any flavor of enbies.

    • @crypticcorvid
      @crypticcorvid 2 года назад +8

      Same, lmao.

    • @susannam3923
      @susannam3923 2 года назад +12

      Yesss I can relate to that. Even though to be honest I don't mind people thinking it's 50/50. Better that then "it's just a phase"

    • @Migkamilla
      @Migkamilla 2 года назад +1

      Same 😊

  • @CrushedParagon
    @CrushedParagon 2 года назад +97

    I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to him and his wife

    • @atleynater
      @atleynater 2 года назад +6

      i mean.....

    • @atlazz_
      @atlazz_ 2 года назад +1

      true tho lol

    • @aproudpan-da1990
      @aproudpan-da1990 2 года назад

      I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to you and cuffed you and

    • @sleepingroses761
      @sleepingroses761 2 года назад

      😂😂😂 Celebrity crushes, anyone?

  • @alex_is_back17
    @alex_is_back17 Год назад

    I’m biromantic/nonbinary and you’re videos make me feel so valid! I’m very feminine and in a relationship with a guy and have a few people in my life who don’t think I’m gay enough, your videos are a safe space for me.❤

  • @LPNurja
    @LPNurja 2 года назад +24

    3:00 Someone cut it off, but this meme is from a facebook, sorry "meta" group called "A group where we all pretend to be Karens". So yes, it's a joke, and a brilliant one at that

  • @CaliBubba01
    @CaliBubba01 2 года назад +29

    "I'm bisexual and I'm not going that far" well that's too accurate 😂
    So glad my partner links me your videos. You Are So Damn Wholesome

  • @ammitthedevourer7316
    @ammitthedevourer7316 2 года назад +1

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her but I’m not sure if it’s okay to say anything” accurate ✌️

  • @unixtheproto4938
    @unixtheproto4938 2 года назад +29

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the fact I am not in the world anymore and I’m just a good friend and I’m just not sure what to say to myself I am so glad that you can see it in the world of life.”
    Wtf…

  • @hallotschuss4177
    @hallotschuss4177 2 года назад +61

    "I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the soaked lentils. I'm fine."
    OMG, did I get the definition wrong? 🤣 To be fair, I don't usually text in English and in German it didn't work at all.

    • @grubbitt
      @grubbitt 2 года назад +3

      Amazing 🙌

    • @PrincessJamiG
      @PrincessJamiG 2 года назад +2

      😄😅🤣

    • @susannam3923
      @susannam3923 2 года назад +5

      "Ich bin bi, das heisst ich mag die Suche nach einer neuen Herausforderung":)) Linsen sind aber auch gut

  • @kpopstan8620
    @kpopstan8620 2 года назад +1

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your life is the way I am feeling healthy and alive"
    Lmao whuut haha

  • @Azavelika
    @Azavelika 2 года назад +96

    I'm a bisexual trans girl, but I usually describe myself as "like 95% lesbian" because I'm mostly interested in other women. It most certainly is not 50/50 for the majority of bi people.

    • @noxmullen3961
      @noxmullen3961 2 года назад +14

      This is valid and no matter if your feeling more bi or more Lesbian it doesn't matter as long as you can feel like yourself and be comfortable

    • @kcthefrogusedyt8319
      @kcthefrogusedyt8319 2 года назад +1

      @@noxmullen3961 exactly

    • @sakurasensations4786
      @sakurasensations4786 2 года назад +4

      Definitely. I’d say I’m 70% female attracted and 30% male attracted. It changes though. Very unpredictable.

    • @sleepingroses761
      @sleepingroses761 2 года назад +2

      @@sakurasensations4786 Have you seen Shaaba's video about "The Bi-cycle"? I found it SO relatable.

    • @scribblebee5412
      @scribblebee5412 2 года назад +1

      My friend was in a similar situation with their sexuality but then they found the term homoflexible and they felt much more comfortable and confident in their sexuality.
      Not saying you should choose that term (that decision is up to you and you alone) I'm just trying to help and shed light on a term not often known

  • @tamaraclare2059
    @tamaraclare2059 2 года назад +10

    I've always liked to think of bisexuals like werewolves. A werewolf can be human shaped but it is still a werewolf, it can be wolf shaped but it is still a werewolf. A bisexual can be in a same sex relationship and still be bisexual, in a relationship with someone of the opposite sex and they are STILL BISEXUAL. So, basically, we're werewolves.

    • @therainoutside5835
      @therainoutside5835 2 года назад

      Amazing, let's wait till the next full moon and hunt homophobes!

    • @katherinestar1831
      @katherinestar1831 2 года назад

      This is such a funny analogy I like it! 😅

  • @mrs.lilymason
    @mrs.lilymason 2 года назад +2

    "I'm bisexual and that means I'm attracted to the next person in my life that will make me happy 😊 "

  • @winterpagel216
    @winterpagel216 2 года назад +11

    I'm bi in a relationship with a cis straight guy. We're always talking about how cute people are and regularly send each other pictures of Instagram models. We both also have a huge crush on Halsey. Talk about couple goals lol

  • @mintythedemon1785
    @mintythedemon1785 2 года назад +12

    “I’m pansexual which means that I’m going through the internet to see what happens with the first person I want”
    Excuse me?

  • @slothzzzowo
    @slothzzzowo 2 года назад +1

    “I’m bisexual and I’m scared of you”
    Fair tbh, Im scared of most people.

  • @NoOne-pg4qu
    @NoOne-pg4qu 2 года назад +65

    I'm not bisexual, but I wanted to do the predicted text thing.
    I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to her family and friends of the mattress.
    W h a t
    Okay, I'm a gay guy so:
    I'm vincian/gay which means I'm attracted to her and her husband and wife
    I feel like that would be more fitting for a polyamorous bisexual, not me 😭

    • @absolutelyrandom4978
      @absolutelyrandom4978 2 года назад +3

      I’m ace so let’s try this
      “I’m asexual which means it’s a lot of people that are not allowed in my life”
      LMAOOO