Actually that is not random, it is the worst crime Tony committed by amount of damages. If the asbestos damages anybody Tony would be fined/sentenced for each* person he harmed doing it.
@@C0micfan As a North Jersey native currently living in the south, please believe me when I say that there’s barely any Italians down here to even be discriminated against. It was an ongoing joke in the series, and it rings true. There’s no Jews or Italians in “Elvis Country”. 😔
The best thing about Sopranos was how they didn't have someone killing every 2nd episode, it masterfully crafts a story where even in a world full of killers, killing someone is a grave decision. Like that whenever someone dies, it feels very serious
@@JOHNTIM212that was an emergency, Chris threw the brick at him but didn’t mean to kill him. Paulie killed him because they couldn’t risk getting in trouble
"Whenever someone dies it feels very serious" Bruh jackie Jr death was a full on comedy From getting killed by Vito of all people to Junior running from cops
There are more murders in the 6 seasons of the Sopranos than in the real Mafia in 50. Plus most of them were done in daylight in front of witnesses and a lot were just stupid impulse killings. David Chase admitted he couldn't sell the series without a lot of murders. While it may be entertaining this show is wildly inaccurate
The main thing to recall is that these are only the crimes we saw Tony commit or give the okay to ON SCREEN. Keeping in mind this is probably only the tip of the iceberg, his real sentence could have amounted to literally thousands of years.
Nothing beats the amount of time that Phil Leotardo had to do. Does anyone remember how many years he was in the can for? I don’t recall the show ever mentioning the length of his sentence.
The funny part is that this is actually extremely fair and quite lenient considering the number of crimes that were omitted, or overlooked in favor of another charge (for example, when Furio goes to collect the money at the spa, he is given one charge, “accessory to armed robbery”, rather than the litany of charges that would apply based on the crimes committed in that scene. He did break in, caused property damage, assaulted several people, communicated terroristic threats, shot a man in his kneecap at point blank range, plus the fact that this family collects money from this business illegally for “protection”, which is racketeering). Taking into account the complex and ongoing nature of that particular criminal enterprise, combined with all the, you know, murders, he got off easy with his 816.5 years. That being said, all it would take is one judge who would be willing to sentence him to concurrent prison terms, rather than consecutive prison terms, and he’d be back in the game in 30 years tops. If we pretend he wasn’t killed in the last episode, but was arrested and convicted instead, he’d already be more than halfway finished with his bid by 2023. 16 years down, 14 to go. Maybe he can get some time shaved off for good behavior, or perhaps for switching teams and doing the simulcast (“cooperating”). Who knows. *🤷🏽♀️*
@@donder172 And yet a former president, the biggest target of all, is being prosecuted, and it looks like his goose his cooked, so if Orange Man can be brought down by the justice system, Tony is f*cked. All sorts of horrendous criminals end up in prison every year. Part of the reason the power of the Italian mafia is not nearly what it was in the 70s and 80s, despite these mens' wealth and connections, is because of informants and immunity, and Tony would have faced the same dilemma. Dude was going to die in prison.
Worth pointing out, the murder of Ralph Cifaretto would be Second degree murder; We don't get much indication he went there specifically to kill Ralph, but did once the two were swinging, Intent to kill but not premeditated.
I love the comments on Sopranos clips. I saw a comment somewhere about that teen robbery scene from Many Saints that made me laugh so freaking hard. It read "That Ice Cream truck score should've been the ultimate score. A heist of a lifetime. 60 bucks in cash. More that enough to go around".
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Tony flying off the handle whenever Georgie opens his mouth is the funniest running joke in The Sopranos. A close second is Paulie restating his own jokes immediately after he says them.
You should go look up all the RICO sentences he would get. Feds tack on decades to anything if its OC related, plus if anyone in his crew committed a crime, he could be held responsible.
15:20 damn tony and chris are strong af carrying and throwing all that weight, chains and probably around 180 lbs of body weight even went a good distance forward lol
You gotta love how in between all the murder, coercion and body dumping, there's the random violation of a clean water act.
Actually that is not random, it is the worst crime Tony committed by amount of damages. If the asbestos damages anybody Tony would be fined/sentenced for each* person he harmed doing it.
@@miguelcarunchod.1493 Also the people harmed by it were the true civilians, who were not "in the game".
@@aemiliuskai14 Tony was a "waste management consultant" since season 1, which means he did stuff like this on a regular basis.
@@miguelcarunchod.1493Shit still happens, lowest bidder wins
@@HeavyOrdnance Yep, but on his defense, asbestos is a "harmful mineral rock" not a "toxic chemical"...
A sentence like that? It's anti Italian discrimination.
He’s gotta point. Joking aside and in all seriousness, it’s a real thing, particularly within the southern areas.
@@C0micfan As a North Jersey native currently living in the south, please believe me when I say that there’s barely any Italians down here to even be discriminated against. It was an ongoing joke in the series, and it rings true. There’s no Jews or Italians in “Elvis Country”. 😔
"Over here"
It’s offenshive!
*I ate da nortt*
712 years in da can? That's 35 times the amount phil spent in da can
Really? He never once mentioned it 😂
that's a lot of grilled cheese off the rat-ee-ator...
Haha excellent sir@@jeremyc6054
That’s gonna be a lot of compromises.
@@hbrotha1866 he mentions it a lot in season 6
Paulie: 816.5 years in prison? That's nothing in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head.
But Young was on the sopranos as well, and he played Paulie in the rocky films
I can hear that shit in his voice lol
Phily: 20 years in the can? I can do that eating grilled cheese of the radiator
“Heh. Hey T? Ya hear what I said? I said that’s nothin in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. Heh heh.”
The best thing about Sopranos was how they didn't have someone killing every 2nd episode, it masterfully crafts a story where even in a world full of killers, killing someone is a grave decision. Like that whenever someone dies, it feels very serious
It‘s the same in real life though
Not always, they kill the random waiter right after dining at his restaurant and there is no investigation, nobody even gets questioned.
@@JOHNTIM212that was an emergency, Chris threw the brick at him but didn’t mean to kill him. Paulie killed him because they couldn’t risk getting in trouble
"Whenever someone dies it feels very serious"
Bruh jackie Jr death was a full on comedy
From getting killed by Vito of all people to Junior running from cops
There are more murders in the 6 seasons of the Sopranos than in the real Mafia in 50. Plus most of them were done in daylight in front of witnesses and a lot were just stupid impulse killings. David Chase admitted he couldn't sell the series without a lot of murders. While it may be entertaining this show is wildly inaccurate
Lmao half the battery assaults were on poor Georgie
He would always use that guy as a punching bag😭
That's why you gotta live for today.
@@mr.peanutbutter6969"what'd you say?!?"
@smellsuperb1 😆 I said that's why you gotta live for today
@@mr.peanutbutter6969 "phone clanging noises" 🤣
I think his biggest crime is that he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
Classic 😂😂
Small hands, that was his problem.
Throw away the key for that one
😂😂😂
Gadammit Junioa
The main thing to recall is that these are only the crimes we saw Tony commit or give the okay to ON SCREEN. Keeping in mind this is probably only the tip of the iceberg, his real sentence could have amounted to literally thousands of years.
Yeah he probably committed way more murders between Willie Overall and the beginning of the show
Imagine the crimes of Hector Tuco Lalo Gus the Salamanca twins crimes off screen could have been hundreds of thousands
At least they let Tony off for stealing sunglasses 😂
3000 years inside… not a fuckin peep.
This is fiction, nothing happened off screen mate.
Not even 90 seconds into the video and already a 40 year prison sentence 😂😂😂
Tony's efficient like that.
😂😂😂
How about this? Twice your ammount of years in the can
Less than 40 seconds in and he already has 5 LOL
Carmela to therapist: 'he betrays me every week with these wh*res'
Therapist: 'probably the least of his misdeeds'.
He wasn't kidding...
That's what Tony does when he's on vacation from being evil.
this isnt tiktok. you can write "whores" like an adult
The only real therapist featured in this show
Nothing beats the amount of time that Phil Leotardo had to do. Does anyone remember how many years he was in the can for? I don’t recall the show ever mentioning the length of his sentence.
I really wish Phil would have said how much time he did in the can, because now we'll never know for sure.
Inagine being a ceilly with that guy.
Real come from behind kinda guy
A couple of three years.
I don't know maybe 19 years?
The funny part is that this is actually extremely fair and quite lenient considering the number of crimes that were omitted, or overlooked in favor of another charge (for example, when Furio goes to collect the money at the spa, he is given one charge, “accessory to armed robbery”, rather than the litany of charges that would apply based on the crimes committed in that scene. He did break in, caused property damage, assaulted several people, communicated terroristic threats, shot a man in his kneecap at point blank range, plus the fact that this family collects money from this business illegally for “protection”, which is racketeering). Taking into account the complex and ongoing nature of that particular criminal enterprise, combined with all the, you know, murders, he got off easy with his 816.5 years.
That being said, all it would take is one judge who would be willing to sentence him to concurrent prison terms, rather than consecutive prison terms, and he’d be back in the game in 30 years tops. If we pretend he wasn’t killed in the last episode, but was arrested and convicted instead, he’d already be more than halfway finished with his bid by 2023. 16 years down, 14 to go. Maybe he can get some time shaved off for good behavior, or perhaps for switching teams and doing the simulcast (“cooperating”).
Who knows. *🤷🏽♀️*
Yeah but he would be a old, frail and not in his position anymore
No way in hell would he be allowed to serve concurrent sentences for these endless crimes.
@@squamish4244 in current day America? That is very possible.
@@donder172 And yet a former president, the biggest target of all, is being prosecuted, and it looks like his goose his cooked, so if Orange Man can be brought down by the justice system, Tony is f*cked.
All sorts of horrendous criminals end up in prison every year. Part of the reason the power of the Italian mafia is not nearly what it was in the 70s and 80s, despite these mens' wealth and connections, is because of informants and immunity, and Tony would have faced the same dilemma. Dude was going to die in prison.
@@donder172 USA is very hard-core on prison sentences. People don't get off easy in America they more tend to rot in jail
You forgot the biggest one of all. He never filled out an owner operator report for the state of New Jersey after that hit and run. Illegibly...
As Ugo Lord would term it, causing that accident with the bus would be a 'miss and run'!
Holy shit, I had forgotten what a punching bag poor Georgie was in this show.
Not to mention swinging-chain bag.
That's why he leaves after Season 5. He should have left after Season 3, it wasn't worth the brain damage.
Nah, Georgie was a monster. He deserved what w
This is an awesome way to re-rewatch the series, bad-ass editing Cinema Cop!! Love this!!
Worth pointing out, the murder of Ralph Cifaretto would be Second degree murder; We don't get much indication he went there specifically to kill Ralph, but did once the two were swinging, Intent to kill but not premeditated.
yeah that’s gonna make such a difference on the outcome right
@@sfm_cj no it wont, but that isnt the point.
@@sfm_cjWith the right lawyer yes it can.
I love the comments on Sopranos clips. I saw a comment somewhere about that teen robbery scene from Many Saints that made me laugh so freaking hard. It read "That Ice Cream truck score should've been the ultimate score. A heist of a lifetime. 60 bucks in cash. More that enough to go around".
lmao, ik they're the best.
This guy has gone through more batteries than a second hand remote control.
He's like some final boss or something.
Duracell: The Energizing Bunny.
Goddamn. 816 years in prison and 2.5 million dollar fine? Crazy.
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Only 2.5 million tho.
@@bkimatab more than any of us here could make in our lifetime 😂😂
@@fuxkausernamespeak for urself
I'll check back with you in 10 years.
If cheating on his wife was a crime 💀
THAT'S CRAZY
😭😭
Death sentence 😂
Probably the least of his misdeeds
in our country cheating your wife or husbend is crime
Tony flying off the handle whenever Georgie opens his mouth is the funniest running joke in The Sopranos. A close second is Paulie restating his own jokes immediately after he says them.
Judge: Okay, what's your Evidence
Lawyer: Well all his crimes are recorded and viewed by millions so...
I knew Tony would be in prison forever before I even clicked the title
Love how youtube keeps the spirit of the sopranos alive
How much more betrayal can I take, feel like I’ve been stabbed in the heart
He can’t be in our social club no more, that much I do know.😅
@@Mostopinionatedmanofalltimesocial club? HE'S GOTTA GO!
YOU GONNA TAKE CARE OF HIS KIDS AFTER HES GONE!!!
THE ONE WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.
Let’s goooooooo
In this house, Tony Soprano is a hero. End of discussion
You should charge the protagonists from the mafia games
I like how before the first episode even started, he was already doing 40 or more years in prison lmfao
And by two minutes he has 107 years in prison
Next case: Tommy Vercetti, the protagonist of GTA Vice City
When the punishment for tax evasion and terroristic threats are identical lol
A sentence like that will never match the grievance Tony endured when NY took his shipment of provolone cheese
What else do you eat with your gabagool
23:57
Meadow walking down the drive way will never get boring
If none of this footage existed, Tony would be proven innocent with no evidence.
With a good lawyer he gets off with time served.
I love Paulie freaking out about the poison oak while actively shooting someone
Every time they rattle off a charge and it’s sentence I can’t help but to laugh😂
Same there’s just so many 🤣
"So chucky's gotta dissapear without setting off any alarms"
*Unloads an entire clip on Chucky in broad daylight*
Makes Phil's 20 years in the can look like nothing in comparison. Tony would have a lot of compromising ahead of him.
Phil was prolly caught with one of those. Solicitation of murder proba
I just noticed that Walter White accumulated way more time but Tony committed way more crimes.
drugs get you more time
And Walter still ends up being a worse person than Tony Soprano lmao tony would NEVER endanger a kid for personal and business gain
@@stairwaytoheaven8asbestos
These do involve the jurisdiction where the crime is commited, so different state laws may be a part of it.
Love how well researched the "little crimes" are documented.
"hey take it easy we just wanna talk to ya alright?" instant cut>: "MOMMY, MOMMY PLEASE NO"
Really awesome, detailed video! Thanks for posting!
I'm fkn done at 2:20 well done sir, amazing how this is constructed
this could have been a 10 second video. life without parole, end of video
I saw the comment suggesting this character and eagerly awaited the results
4:40 Tony’s fish gun is crime in itself 😂😂😂 add another life term for 2 lost souls and desecration of a fish 🐟
Could’ve been more if he had the makings of a varsity athlete
thats so funny dude
You missed several including The Murders of Adriana La Cerva, Ralph Cifaretto, and Mikey Palmice
Im litterally watching adrianna getting killed rn
Poor Georgie, he got it like 20 time during the show
One of the best edits in RUclips History. Great idea and execution.
Do one on Phil Leotardo next..
“1 count of making grilled cheese on a rad-i-tor. 1 count of possessing a shinebox..”
there needs to be one of these “if x was charged for his crimes” videos about ricky from trailer park boys
The Sopranos is A Television Classic
How did I just find this channel?!! Amazing content
The one for Darth Vader is going to be like 1+ trillion counts of first degree murder and probably a septillion in fines😂
Legend has it that he pled it all down to 6 months of community service and a $500 fine...
"Just take it easy will ya, we just want to talk to ya."
-The Mafia Right Before You Die.
4:05 Armed robbery?? Brother, paulie painted the window with that guy's brains lmao
This is like playing that round of Bingo where you have to get every box
Good job putting this together. I enjoyed going thru the journey again
I don't know whats more surprising, the fact that tony only got 800 years or that its literally 10% of what Niko Bellic got.
I thought I had gotten through nearly the whole series but I looked at the timestamp and it was 1/5 of the whole thing
I would like to see Saul trying to get him a shorter time.
It would probably be pretty easy since a lot of these have no evidence whatsoever
Dude, that would be fun to watch. Seriously.
Lol ye
Obviously, it's anti Italian discrimination
Holy shit, I would watch that.
Your honor, he was innocent
You forgot the fact that he never had the makings of a varsity athlete which should add 50+ years to his sentence.
Next Do CJ From GTA San Andreas
816 years in the joint? Hope Tone gets used to making grilled cheese of the rahdiator in there.
"As the talmud says"
"I don't give a sh*t what he says"
Sopranos really is the best tv show of all time
Eh, it's aged a bit, particularly the last seasons
been waiting ofr this video for ages 💯
Add a money laundering beef and illegal gambling
A lot of these were quite off in regards to time sentenced but awesome concept and great video!!
Imagine being 40 plus and getting beat by another man with a belt 😭
You have to do Christopher and Paulie next
Anthony Soprano and that cousin of his… I can’t even say his name.
Nice video. The Sopranos is one of my favorite shows
Tony got more batteries than Duracell lol
@ 3:05 what? That was the cop in his cop car----someone didn't pay attention to the show! 😂
Not even 10 minutes and my dude got over 200 years 😂😢
As I courtesy chuckle, I forget the running tally provided at the top...
Can you do John Kramer from the movie Saw
lucky me! i stumbled onto your video. nice piece of work! always wondered about some of that stuff. thx
0:27 My estimation of Jackie as a man just fucking plummeted
You should go look up all the RICO sentences he would get. Feds tack on decades to anything if its OC related, plus if anyone in his crew committed a crime, he could be held responsible.
Saul goodman could reduce it to about 17 years and a 2 million dollar fine.
Thanks now I'm not gonna be able to not think of the sopranos and breaking bad being in the same universe and timeline
15:20 damn tony and chris are strong af carrying and throwing all that weight, chains and probably around 180 lbs of body weight even went a good distance forward lol
episode 11 and he already has 120 years LMAO
1 minute in and he was never getting out of prison
Great video must have took some time to make
Tony's set free in 2720s: Liquid terminator comes for revenge.
Tony survives and forms resistance brotherhood where he meets John Connor
He’d get the death penalty, soo very plain and simple
No evidence for most of these crimes so It'd be hard to accurately sentence
Real talk why is murder only 25 years? It should be default life in prison. Eye for an eye
Just cause Tony is a hard working waste management consultant everybody immediatly assumes he’s mobbed up, its a stereotype and its offensive
Paulie could do that standing on his head
His biggest crime was missing that flyball against Mountain Lake. Junior was ashamed to see his friends after that.
11:00 that was perfectly timed
Please do Alonzo Harris from Training Day.
816.5 years in the can.
you go to jail for 364 days unless awaiting trial.
You go to prison for any terms longer than 364 days.
Biggest crime is:
No more Gabagool in the refrigerator
100 life sentences without the possibilities of parole .
You completely left out his illegal gambling operations and how he robbed Feech La Manna's card game when he was younger