You know I'd grab the biggest electric bug swatter with the highest voltage I can to hit that mosquito... But that may be just because I'm a masochist.
1:23 "I remember when your dead dad died. His dyin' words to me were "Don't let Fox forget that I'm dead", and here you are, alive when your dad is still dead" 🤣
This does need a sequel. Obviously not with Slippy in charge. It would be tricky, as what would ‘Star-woks’ (wolf) be doing? Other than making fun of Andrew?
Fun fact: Star Fox Was Named Best Shooter of 1993 by Electronic Gaming Monthly. Nintendo Power gave the game a 4.125/5, Famitsu awarded it 34/40, and GamePro gave it a perfect 5/5
@VinnyMartello Damn, that's so cool. I have a Wii and I used to play it sometimes just for old times sake. Now I have a new tv and it doesn't have AV ports 😂, though I am about to buy an adapter.
@@pkmaxstar7039 Its is reference to the first ssb.(I am sure you know this just checking) But yeah fox was the best in Melee though so???? you are right
@GuninGames The FBI, CIA, Secret Service, SS, Gestapo, KGB, Kremlin, Secret Inteligence Service, MI5, MI6, RCMP, NATO's forces and PETA are now on the hunt for you.
So Fox joins Star Wolf, reigniting his relationship with Krystal, and replacing Aaaaaandrew, who becomes Andross (who is somehow STILL alive)’s new mopper. Meanwhile, Miyu fills up the hole Fox left in Star Fox, with _Slippy_ of all people appointed Fox’s replacement as leader. Looks like Star Wolf came out on top in more ways than just one. They got rid of their least liked member, and now have _two_ ace pilots on their team. Star Fox…is pretty much doomed.
I just realized that the reason Wolf at 2:05 is thinking "That Andross could always use a new mopper" is because he's considering kicking one of them(or all of them) off the team. And when Fox suddenly joins them at the end, they kick out the weakest link, Andrew, making him Andross's fulltime mopper.
4:47 *Andrew Oikonny’s Info:* “A former member of mercenary Wolf O’Donnell’s Commando unit, Star Wolf. As Andross’s nephew, he’s not shy about throwing his weight around despite being an inexperienced pilot. This chilled his relationship with the rest and of the team, and eventually they gave him the boot.” (Nintendo Star Fox🛩🦊)
I actually enjoyed Adventurers and Assault a lot. 64 honestly I feel is overly hyped like Ocarina of Time for the Zelda series. That being said can everyone agree that Command should have never existed?
Falco is still a jerk, Peppy can’t stop bringing up James, Slippy can’t fly for crap, Leon is a kiss ass, Krystal is the only logical one, Andrew is picked on, Wolf tries to help out, and Fox is just done with everyone’s BS. I love it.
So I'm assuming that Miyu and Fay are replacing Fox and Slippy ... or this is all we're getting. Seriously, Mashed really needs to expand upon this series before it's lost just like Slippy's 326th Arwing.
Fox: you know. Owning my own team was... great for the prestige but... Wolf: but every one on your team sans krystal was detrimental to your mental health... Fox: yep, starting to see why she joined your team... Wolf: so... You going to tap that... Fox: I would but as a member of the Cornelia defence... wait I left... I could totally tap that!!! Wolf: well what are You waiting for...
I love seeing the frightening Wolf in this animation, his appearance looks perfect when he gets in to Mortal Kombat 1 as a Nintendo Switch exclusive DLC character.
I saw the awkwardly flown Arwing and heard the voice. I didn’t see a face but I already knew who it was. I also knew, slippy can’t go five seconds without his ship being on fire.
"*I* remember when your dead dad died. His dying words to me were, "dOn'T lEt FoX fOrGeT tHaT i'M dEaD!". And here you are, alive while your dad is still dead."
Leon in the videogames: Cold-blooded, calculating killer. Leon in this AU (1:58): Sneaky brown-noser with a hidden agenda AND a cinnamon roll... some of the time.
not always, and slippy can take care of himself, he's been shown as being a very brave man in assault, these are just stereotyped versions of the characters shown in this animation.
Let's just say that slippy toad is the Michelangelo of the bunch you'll know what I mean when you hit the end of the video 10:30 don't you argue with me if you got a name looking at you "ANDREW"
I saw Miru! 8D I actually played SF2 long before the Switch SNES version... Emulator... >_> I figured it was canned because Andross's ships (as in carriers... Or battleships... Whatever.) looked a LOT like Neo Zeon's ships in Char's Counterattack. :I At least "in my report" they did... No, in my opinion they kind of did. Also? Miru and the girl in the old comics are awesome. I DO like Krystal, but the other girls got wrongfully trashed...
im laughing do frikkin hard this is sooo hilarious and awesomes i feel so bad for andrew and krystal but i do agree on both leon and falco well all 3 with slippy too they are needing a lot of training and then some same for peppy too stop mentioning dead parents all the time this is so true heheheheheeh and hilarious thank you i do hope there is more in the future this is soo spot on.
I like how Fox and Wolf instantly start treating each other like old friends once they both hop into Andrew’s wolfen lol
"Oh, Krystal still has the hots for you, btw!" lol
Fox And Wolf Friends In Star Fox Assault
From now on all of our toons are going to end with someone taking a dump on Aaaaaandrew.
@Mason Walline Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I agree with this 100%
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandrew
Aaaaaaaaaand cut
@@mashed YES
I really want to know what Krystal is thinking about wolf and Fox switching places. She's a telepath, she had to know.
She was too busy blushing while talking about fox to use her telepathy.
@@tales9476 and insulting Andrew.
She knew exactly what she was doing!
She knew, but just didn't say anything because she thought it was funny.
The fact that Andrew is voiced by someone named Kevin *Andrew* Rivera just makes his scenes funnier.
His name is Aaaaaaaaaandrew?
recording sessions couldn't have been fun
*As a wise man once said :*
_"Only when a mosquito lands on your testicles will you realize violence isn't always the answer"._
lol
That is some smart stuff
You know I'd grab the biggest electric bug swatter with the highest voltage I can to hit that mosquito...
But that may be just because I'm a masochist.
*grabs hammer*
@J D might just be the only suck you'll ever get. Why visit violence upon such love?
1:23 "I remember when your dead dad died.
His dyin' words to me were "Don't let Fox forget that I'm dead",
and here you are, alive when your dad is still dead" 🤣
After dying in such a terrible way
He died inside
@Tricky Shush.
You died father never banged his head
I just want a sequel with Fox and Wolf working together now haha
And Fox getting the girl.
It'll be awesome if it comes one day
Have faith boys, have faith.
This does need a sequel. Obviously not with Slippy in charge. It would be tricky, as what would ‘Star-woks’ (wolf) be doing? Other than making fun of Andrew?
Canonically, Fox and Wolf did work together once. Remember Assault?
A wise sage once said: “SHUT UP, AAAAAAANNNNDDDRRREEEWWWWWW!” 😂
Animated parodies are the best way to portray society.
Indeed
Yes
Fun fact: Star Fox Was Named Best Shooter of 1993 by Electronic Gaming Monthly. Nintendo Power gave the game a 4.125/5, Famitsu awarded it 34/40, and GamePro gave it a perfect 5/5
👍🏼
I have the original cartridge with the box and paperwork. I get it out every one in a while and play. Makes me feel like a kid again.
It also had its own graphic chip since the snes was not build for 3d.
I mean....yay Google....? xD
@VinnyMartello Damn, that's so cool. I have a Wii and I used to play it sometimes just for old times sake. Now I have a new tv and it doesn't have AV ports 😂, though I am about to buy an adapter.
Krystal: *exists*
Anyone: guess I am a furry now
Soldier on your feet enough of this pay attention
@@captainfordo5055 Yes captain Fordo!
Why do i agree with him ?????????
@@riazhussain8043 with who
@@captainfordo5055 with killmaster21.why?
I haven’t watched mashed in forever, glad I came back
This funny 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
TRUST ME DO NOT LOOK AT THE MINECRAFT VIDEO
How have you come back if you never seen it in forever?
@@_s0mm_ they put RUclips ads. Super effective, imo
@@outtaideas849 *mind blown sound effect read on a jpeg translated into a gif into a .zip*
3:35 I like how Fox’s ship has a Smash Bros Champion trophy. It’s a nice Easter Egg.
*HI-YAHH!!!*
Hi-Yaaa
Should it be 2001? It makes the most sense if it's a smash bros reference
@@pkmaxstar7039 Its is reference to the first ssb.(I am sure you know this just checking)
But yeah fox was the best in Melee though so???? you are right
"I'm going down!!!... on Crystal😏"
Fox McCloud -Starwolf Team
Krystals the best
@@GuninGames Slippy Falco and Peppy Would like to know your Location.
@GuninGames The FBI, CIA, Secret Service, SS, Gestapo, KGB, Kremlin, Secret Inteligence Service, MI5, MI6, RCMP, NATO's forces and PETA are now on the hunt for you.
@GuninGames *notification*, you have been blacklisted in all countries, have a nice day!
@@GuninGames She Here's Planet Cerinia
So Fox joins Star Wolf, reigniting his relationship with Krystal, and replacing Aaaaaandrew, who becomes Andross (who is somehow STILL alive)’s new mopper.
Meanwhile, Miyu fills up the hole Fox left in Star Fox, with _Slippy_ of all people appointed Fox’s replacement as leader.
Looks like Star Wolf came out on top in more ways than just one. They got rid of their least liked member, and now have _two_ ace pilots on their team.
Star Fox…is pretty much doomed.
I just realized that the reason Wolf at 2:05 is thinking "That Andross could always use a new mopper" is because he's considering kicking one of them(or all of them) off the team. And when Fox suddenly joins them at the end, they kick out the weakest link, Andrew, making him Andross's fulltime mopper.
Hope Krystal finds out fox is on starwolf
This funny show 😂🤣😂
Why do you think Andrew is the new mopper?
She will find out
I bet fox will replace Andrew as he's the new mopper
Play romatice music from SF:A venture followed by "ow yeah"
I'm really enjoying all this Starfox content!
Atleast we have creators who are more productive with the IP than Nintendo themselves...
Nintendo might as well send the ip to sega
I loved these... even though slippy is an engineer, you’d think he’d know how to get his steering switch unstuck
he only stickes to the pond that's why.
So Fox abandons his team cause of how ungrateful they were to him ? Well I would have done the same.
That and being idiots
No Defeated Only Shit!!
@@nathanblevins158 and consistently bringing dead relatives into the conversation
Please make more! Love this!! :)
cool
Hey aren't you Wolfychu's boyfriend?
@@nealforreals2098 why, yes. Yes he is.
@@darthknightwingphoenix2081 he needs more attention, he barely got 39 likes and I'm yhe only one who noticed him
@@nealforreals2098 if he got 39 likes, perhaps you're not the only one who noticed him, but the only one who felt the need to ask him who he was.
4:47 *Andrew Oikonny’s Info:* “A former member of mercenary Wolf O’Donnell’s Commando unit, Star Wolf. As Andross’s nephew, he’s not shy about throwing his weight around despite being an inexperienced pilot. This chilled his relationship with the rest and of the team, and eventually they gave him the boot.” (Nintendo Star Fox🛩🦊)
i want a follow up with fox and crystal awkwardly talking while wolf its actually wingman him fox just for the lols
The fact that there's still fan content of Star Fox despite there not being a good game in decades shows how good Star Fox 64 was for its time.
Star Fox Assault was good wym?
@@JD260A9 Nah, it wasn’t. The only thing good was it’s soundtrack.
What made it not good? Its my favorite next to 64.
You had two remakes of 64 in a row what more could you possibly want??? I preferred Assault and 2.
I actually enjoyed Adventurers and Assault a lot. 64 honestly I feel is overly hyped like Ocarina of Time for the Zelda series. That being said can everyone agree that Command should have never existed?
I just realized, krystal wasn’t reading anyone’s mind after the intro
Then she would’ve instantly known that fox was on wolf ship
CloudRunner Ship Her Star Fox Command Krystal
😂😂😂 was busting up: "what, the frog blew HIMSELF up, Andrew?" 💀 Slippy the Goat 🐐🐸
Falco is still a jerk, Peppy can’t stop bringing up James, Slippy can’t fly for crap, Leon is a kiss ass, Krystal is the only logical one, Andrew is picked on, Wolf tries to help out, and Fox is just done with everyone’s BS. I love it.
so basically, most of the characters are stereotyped versions of themselves.
F** You Wolf Team Here's Panther Married Krystal
So I'm assuming that Miyu and Fay are replacing Fox and Slippy ... or this is all we're getting. Seriously, Mashed really needs to expand upon this series before it's lost just like Slippy's 326th Arwing.
This series brought you back to Mashed let's be real
All of US
I admit
Eww furry🤢🤮
I love that you gave Fox eyelashes. Really brings out his character.
Why am i watching this for the million time and still like it
Same here. 😅
Yep.
I choked on spit laughing with the last Flippy joke.
That long forgotten Miyu at the end.
Wheres fay she could replace slippy
Fox: you know. Owning my own team was... great for the prestige but...
Wolf: but every one on your team sans krystal was detrimental to your mental health...
Fox: yep, starting to see why she joined your team...
Wolf: so... You going to tap that...
Fox: I would but as a member of the Cornelia defence... wait I left... I could totally tap that!!!
Wolf: well what are You waiting for...
How can Krystal NOT help Fox? She’s a telepath, guys!
@Bioweapon N Uh no, she would NEVER join Star Wolf.
@Bioweapon N Okay?
@@kidferocious Except, canonically, she did.
@@TheHeroWTF Command is non-canon.
Seen this like a half a dozen times now... Its not getting any less funny 😂
They better make an episode 2 to this
"Arg... My dad is dead..."
"Nooooow you get me" LOL🤣
I love seeing the frightening Wolf in this animation, his appearance looks perfect when he gets in to Mortal Kombat 1 as a Nintendo Switch exclusive DLC character.
No one:
This video in a nutshell:
AAaAnNDreEwW
"the steering switch is jammed!"
My dad died last year and Peppy’s talks just reminded of it.
Why not more of this? It's too good and Star Fox content is scarce right now!
This honestly makes more sense than the backstory of any fox/wolf shipfic I've read.
3:54 the look on Fox's face is perfect
The bonus scenes made this even better than the original.
I find it funny how Wolf, an Anthropomorphic Wolf, has an actual Normal looking Wolf as his Father, makes me wonder about his Mother now lol.
it was a Person.
This needs a part 2
I saw the awkwardly flown Arwing and heard the voice. I didn’t see a face but I already knew who it was. I also knew, slippy can’t go five seconds without his ship being on fire.
I love how Fox and Wolf are like buddies at the end and Andrew is just listening to each of them, IM GOING DOWN! "The end"
We need an actual sequel to this!!
Nice touch with adding Miyu Linx in the place of Fox McCloud.
They should fay the poodle or whatever to
Haha awesome! Love it
WhAt!?! 64 bits?!
Wonder if krystal ever found out that she was talking to Fox the whole time 🤔🤔🤔
She knew, but just didn't say anything because she thought it was funny.
Her planet Cerinia in star fox adventures
These Mashed guys sure know their Star Fox.
This is the funniest thing I ever saw and I could not stop laughing
Slippy: AAAAH IM GOING DOWN!
Also Slippy: *Flies up into space*
Now I feel bad for Wolf.
These animations are so good keep em coming!
3:53 😂 me when people explain things to me and I still don't understand but I don't wanna say anything
The thumbnail is what got my humor cells working
"*I* remember when your dead dad died. His dying words to me were, "dOn'T lEt FoX fOrGeT tHaT i'M dEaD!". And here you are, alive while your dad is still dead."
April Fools. Quite impressive one.
I love that they combine the two episodes together and find a way to even it out
Leon in the videogames: Cold-blooded, calculating killer.
Leon in this AU (1:58): Sneaky brown-noser with a hidden agenda AND a cinnamon roll... some of the time.
Now we just need a sequel
6:34 my favorite scene in this show
I ain’t no furry but Lnyx lookin’ pretty cute, ngl. 10:37
When your parents say they will do something in a minute but it's more than a minute: 3:53
This should definitely be on adult swim lol
Absolutely need a sequel to this. Just the one, no need to make two and combine them retroactively. (Though stellar editing work to do so!)
Fox and Wolf switched ships! 🤣🤣
Accurate to StarFox 64.
However for Falco, too much report not enough "Hey Einstein I'm on your side!"
Teamwork most of time during group projects be like
I like Krystal a lot ^^
There are TWO reasons to like her.
@Bioweapon N thanks
Thanks
Wonderful animation and acting
Very funny
Next, the legend of krystal
The Planet Sauria Her's Fighting General Scales
Here's Mod Krystal Archive The Legend Of Krystal
NO.
@@missmccloud Aw!! Co'mon Lily
@@cauanalvesgarcia3650 Oh I thought you meant a different Legend of Krystal lol
A wise man once said:
Space isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, but Fox who flies upside-down has a hairy crack-up.
I can actually see this as a series
NGL I hope you guys make a sequel showing Fox on Star Wolf. It’s a really interesting premise.
yay Miyu got some screentime
Lmfao 🤣 this has me rolling! Yes Peppy always is talking about Fox’s dead dad ! And Slippy is always in danger ⚠️
Do a Barrel roll!
not always, and slippy can take care of himself, he's been shown as being a very brave man in assault, these are just stereotyped versions of the characters shown in this animation.
Andrew: "Wolf I'm here, jump!
Peppy: "Your dead dad would have already jumped by now!"
I honestly feel bad for Andrew. Bless the fellow primate
Wonder what krystal and fox are doing now
Saurian Lovely Fox
Perfect but where's my Anger Management 2?
I would love to see star fox join star wolf group and be a member of wolf's Squadron
2:56 STEERING SWITCH!
3:35 BOTH!
8:42 BOTH!
I laughed even harder the 2nd time Wolf cried
Let's just say that slippy toad is the Michelangelo of the bunch you'll know what I mean when you hit the end of the video 10:30 don't you argue with me if you got a name looking at you "ANDREW"
Thumbs up if you want to see a sequel where wolf and fox team up to fight starfox.
When I hear that outro, it feels like “it’s time to hit super-fast build mode.”
This is good
But...why Krystal on starwolf team ? THIS IS HERESY ! xD
Her Married Panther Caroso Furry And Jaguar Star Wolf Team
Join Wolf's Team Fighting Anglar Emperor
Your dad would of liked this video already.
I saw Miru! 8D I actually played SF2 long before the Switch SNES version... Emulator... >_> I figured it was canned because Andross's ships (as in carriers... Or battleships... Whatever.) looked a LOT like Neo Zeon's ships in Char's Counterattack. :I At least "in my report" they did... No, in my opinion they kind of did. Also? Miru and the girl in the old comics are awesome. I DO like Krystal, but the other girls got wrongfully trashed...
Like Animes Effects Star Fox
2:25 "I'm going down"
*Proceeds to go up, waaaaaayyyy up*
im laughing do frikkin hard this is sooo hilarious and awesomes i feel so bad for andrew and krystal but i do agree on both leon and falco well all 3 with slippy too they are needing a lot of training and then some same for peppy too stop mentioning dead parents all the time this is so true heheheheheeh and hilarious thank you i do hope there is more in the future this is soo spot on.
Peppy: You know what your dead dad would say? He would say...SHUT UP AAAAAANDREW!!!
We need more of this
The scaly balls comment cracks me up every time
Hrm. No Krystal *bonus bonus* scenes. :(
3:55 AHH HAHAHAHA! Bad Taxidermy fox. HA!