Dave Portnoy Tries 150 Year Old Ice Cream

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024

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  • @jasonking7386
    @jasonking7386 2 года назад +9101

    "If you say you've been around since 1870, I'm gonna try your ass." - Dave Portnoy

    • @ShutUpBubi
      @ShutUpBubi 2 года назад +149

      Graduation quote baby

    • @flamingbeaver9414
      @flamingbeaver9414 2 года назад +221

      “You don’t stick around for 150 years, unless you can F***”

    • @Teepkicks
      @Teepkicks 2 года назад +4

      Yum

    • @Greg-ys2gy
      @Greg-ys2gy 2 года назад +4

      That's what he said

    • @neilgoldberg547
      @neilgoldberg547 2 года назад

      Inspirational Quotes of 2022

  • @-ZED1
    @-ZED1 2 года назад +6427

    "Yea, this ice cream fucks."

  • @cameronbowers5842
    @cameronbowers5842 2 года назад +3347

    Dave: If you say you’ve been around since 1870, I’m gonna try your ass.
    Queen Elizabeth: 😫🥴

  • @mkultra7588
    @mkultra7588 2 года назад +1147

    "I'm gonna try your ass"
    Great choice of words Dave.

  • @BushWookie603
    @BushWookie603 2 года назад +720

    "this ice cream f*cks" haha

    • @mikelary88
      @mikelary88 2 года назад +2

      I’m dead too 🤣

    • @TheRubberMatch
      @TheRubberMatch 2 года назад +3

      Was looking for someone to mention that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @milochothia
      @milochothia 2 года назад +1

      That was what made actually like the video

    • @davida12345
      @davida12345 Год назад

      HAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 SO FUNNAY

  • @daveschif348
    @daveschif348 2 года назад +1236

    kids...OK...you have to get through the "fuck"s before you get to "beautiful".

    • @jamescanning9726
      @jamescanning9726 2 года назад +8

      A life lesson was learned as well by this statement

    • @jpro112185
      @jpro112185 11 месяцев назад

      I know right? Says KEEP it like a kid's show...as if it ever was! He's fkn hilarious 🤣

  • @TeddySnleon
    @TeddySnleon 2 года назад +279

    glad he left it at beautiful, for the kids

    • @PizzaAss
      @PizzaAss 2 года назад +3

      For da kids

  • @treyrahman
    @treyrahman 2 года назад +392

    "Holy shit this is Fuck" Weve come a long way guys 🤣🤣

    • @wonderweasle2212
      @wonderweasle2212 2 года назад

      That's not what he said. What do you mean we have come along way though?

    • @wonderweasle2212
      @wonderweasle2212 2 года назад

      He says, holy shit does this fuck. He just has some ice cream in his mouth

    • @wonderweasle2212
      @wonderweasle2212 2 года назад +1

      @@TeddyOG that's what I'm referring to

    • @wonderweasle2212
      @wonderweasle2212 2 года назад

      @@TeddyOG he says "holy shit does this fuck"

    • @TeddyOG
      @TeddyOG 2 года назад +3

      @@wonderweasle2212 you said 'that's not what he said' though? Where is my mistake? As to the other mess there I cannot comment lol

  • @viol8r
    @viol8r 2 года назад +350

    Dave’s teacher growing up: “Dave, if you don’t learn the material you’ll end up having a career in pizza”

    • @Dachmine
      @Dachmine Год назад

      And ice cream 😂

  • @A_corofcb
    @A_corofcb 2 года назад +137

    Lol this ice cream f*cks had me in tears 🤣

  • @wykuda7823
    @wykuda7823 2 года назад +100

    "Holy shit this is fuck" I felt that

  • @Unknown-yv4vo
    @Unknown-yv4vo 2 года назад +201

    “150 year old ice cream” here’s me thinking the ice cream was made 150 years ago

    • @gsxii1292
      @gsxii1292 2 года назад +1

      ice cream have been in the middle east since Abbasid empire

    • @chubbspeterson9546
      @chubbspeterson9546 2 года назад

      @@gsxii1292 But do you know when Vanilla ice cream was invented?

    • @grengrenhuskey
      @grengrenhuskey 2 года назад +3

      Aged dairy 🤤

    • @grengrenhuskey
      @grengrenhuskey 2 года назад +3

      @@chubbspeterson9546 late 1700s, only the mega rich could afford it cuz it was VERY hard to make

    • @chadgrov
      @chadgrov 2 года назад +1

      Don’t sweat it. The world needs plenty of Janitors

  • @ArkhonXIX
    @ArkhonXIX 2 года назад +597

    Hahaha love it! Grew up in Cincinnati and it does indeed….Fuck

    • @rayj8510
      @rayj8510 2 года назад +1

      When was he in Cincinnati?

    • @ArkhonXIX
      @ArkhonXIX 2 года назад +33

      It’s a Cincinnati based brand. Graeters started on the streets of cinci and only in the last 10 to 15 years did it become a national brand. For most of its history it was known only by locals in cinci.

    • @dustin3213
      @dustin3213 2 года назад +9

      I too grew up in Cincinnati but would take UDF over Graeters any day of the week plus it's way cheaper

    • @herts9999
      @herts9999 2 года назад +4

      @@dustin3213 aglamesis over both

    • @ArkhonXIX
      @ArkhonXIX 2 года назад +5

      @@dustin3213 love UDF as well. Tended to get milk shakes there

  • @rondoespsych5901
    @rondoespsych5901 Год назад +12

    Random guy on the street: I've been around since 1870...
    *Dave portnoy: [tries his ass]*

    • @caseycrosby867
      @caseycrosby867 2 месяца назад

      I laughed out loud at that👍 on the train. Zurich Switzerland. First class section. Dead silent. I CRACK UP. Thanks:)😊

  • @Amzyy
    @Amzyy 2 года назад +39

    Dave can review anything and I’d watch it

    • @sweatkieth
      @sweatkieth 2 года назад

      What if he reviews your mom, would you watch that?

  • @bdoomz
    @bdoomz 2 года назад +43

    “Holy shit this is fuck” 🤣

  • @yuuheardddd69
    @yuuheardddd69 2 года назад +20

    “Holy shit this is f*ck” 😂😂😭😭

  • @rattlesnaik
    @rattlesnaik 2 года назад +71

    Cincinnati is an underated city. Home of Graeter's

    • @ArkhonXIX
      @ArkhonXIX 2 года назад +8

      And Skyline Chili (love hate for most people but growing up there it’s in my blood)

    • @XxProGamersxX100
      @XxProGamersxX100 2 года назад

      @@ArkhonXIX no thanks on the cinnamon chili, it isn’t terrible though

    • @ArkhonXIX
      @ArkhonXIX 2 года назад +1

      @@XxProGamersxX100 hey I said it’s a love hate relationship. I totally get it being weird to people but I grew up with it. To each their own right ?!?

    • @XxProGamersxX100
      @XxProGamersxX100 2 года назад

      @@ArkhonXIX I can’t seem to figure out if I like it, honestly. I tell myself I don’t. But idk. It’s sort of intriguing yet also unsettling to the mind. Lol

    • @ArkhonXIX
      @ArkhonXIX 2 года назад +3

      @@XxProGamersxX100 it’s fucking weird but I literally grew up on it. Trust me, I love normal chili but put skyline on a coney dog or some pasta and I’m in. Gotta have the mountain of cheese tho

  • @ryanflynn6819
    @ryanflynn6819 2 года назад +8

    “Yeah this ice cream fucks, no other way to say it” 😂😂😂

  • @Jakem763
    @Jakem763 Год назад +7

    “I’d like too keep it a kids show” at the very end

  • @GroverMonster
    @GroverMonster 2 года назад +43

    I remember Dairy Queen having those baseball helmets

  • @snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777
    @snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777 2 года назад +14

    I love the character this dude plays lmao

  • @koda4247
    @koda4247 2 года назад +13

    I was just waiting for the kids to walk by behind him as he's repeating "this ice cream fucks"

  • @MakingYouSayWTF
    @MakingYouSayWTF Год назад +3

    Dave : "it's a kids show"
    also Dave: "This ice cream fucks"

  • @NextLevelAutoDetail
    @NextLevelAutoDetail Год назад

    “If you say” meaning he still has doubts 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious

  • @chrishuesing5663
    @chrishuesing5663 2 года назад +20

    This cincinnati shit right here

  • @user-wu1gm8xz9u
    @user-wu1gm8xz9u Год назад +1

    “They serve the cups, in baseball hats”
    Me: Where is the cup🤔

  • @Self-Duality
    @Self-Duality 2 года назад +12

    Dave, you’re not really only a pizza reviewer, but also a comedian! 😂💭

  • @jonmposada7
    @jonmposada7 2 года назад +7

    He eats ice cream like he’s eating a pizza during his one bite reviews 🤣

  • @TheInteriorAutoMechanic
    @TheInteriorAutoMechanic 2 года назад +18

    Should have tried the black raspberry chip.

    • @afridgetoofar1818
      @afridgetoofar1818 2 года назад +3

      Yup. That’s the best store bought ice cream flavor ever!

  • @eddierayvanlynch6133
    @eddierayvanlynch6133 2 года назад +8

    Zero ice creams given
    (Dave, a role model for our era)
    🍦😉👍

  • @OregonPotFarmer
    @OregonPotFarmer 2 года назад +6

    Graeters chocolate black raspberry ice cream is literally a last meal request. It's so freaking good. Best stuff on earth I stg.

  • @syg11235
    @syg11235 2 года назад +2

    My dad went to school with the grater boys in Cincinnati, got free ice cream since they were friends

  • @derekdavis8054
    @derekdavis8054 2 года назад +6

    It fucks...everybody knows the rules...

  • @chadlatham3819
    @chadlatham3819 2 года назад +2

    "This Ice Cream Fucks" Legendary lmao

  • @lmaopookiebeast
    @lmaopookiebeast 2 года назад +7

    This ice cream fucks 😂

  • @RK_Insanityy
    @RK_Insanityy Год назад +1

    “Yea this sh*t f*ks” 😂

  • @thatfactorguy
    @thatfactorguy 2 года назад +5

    "You wanna talk about Class, Elegance, ALL OF IT they serve the cups in Baseball Hats".."Some People Still Know How to Do Business" .... Yo!

    • @niftygrower2745
      @niftygrower2745 2 года назад +1

      You wanna talk about elegance…. This ice cream Fucks!

  • @darthjarjar2742
    @darthjarjar2742 Год назад +1

    "I am gonna try your ass"
    Queen of England be like

  • @stevemcgovern2365
    @stevemcgovern2365 2 года назад +4

    "Holy sh!t does this f#$@" hahaha

  • @GitSumGaming
    @GitSumGaming Год назад +1

    When someone describes ice cream as “this icecream fucks” I know I gotta try it

  • @mrsevenfortyseven
    @mrsevenfortyseven 2 года назад +4

    Cincinnati. Homemade (UDF) and Graeters is some of the best in the country

    • @rayj8510
      @rayj8510 2 года назад

      When was he in Cincinnati?

    • @mrsevenfortyseven
      @mrsevenfortyseven 2 года назад

      @@rayj8510 wasn’t saying he was there. Just were Graeters originated.

    • @millerd420
      @millerd420 2 года назад

      @@rayj8510 he was in Indianapolis.

  • @be_happy3881
    @be_happy3881 9 месяцев назад

    Dave respects the boundaries of being on a kids show, everybody knows the rules.

  • @AxeFresh23
    @AxeFresh23 Год назад +1

    “Holy shit does this fuck” such elegance from Dave

  • @Iappreciateyourtime
    @Iappreciateyourtime 2 года назад +3

    Dave "Shit this is fuck"
    Me who eats it at least once a week *Fat Breathing* "Its pretty good Dave"

  • @iduckysi9464
    @iduckysi9464 Год назад +1

    I’ve got a Graeter’s a couple blocks down from my house. It is the best i’ve ever had and I go all the time. Thanks Dave

  • @scottmcwave9479
    @scottmcwave9479 2 года назад +3

    It’s a kids show!😆

  • @clintonkildepsteen3982
    @clintonkildepsteen3982 2 года назад +1

    I like how he kept it classy for the kids at the end🤣😂

  • @herts9999
    @herts9999 2 года назад +5

    Cincinnati holla!

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez Год назад +1

    The baseball hat cup is actually pretty badass.

  • @dabidosan
    @dabidosan 2 года назад +3

    Graeter's French Pot style ice cream is part of the “Cincinnati Holy Trinity”… along with La Rosa’s Pizza, and ‘Cincinnati’ chili (Sky Line, Goldstar, Empress, Dixie, Camp Wash).
    ( 😉 Goetta is the estranged Red Headed Stepchild of the Holy Trinity)

    • @ktj4691
      @ktj4691 2 года назад

      EMPRESS 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

    • @TT-wu5zq
      @TT-wu5zq Год назад +2

      Nah, gotta is in the fam.

    • @theyeatusdad
      @theyeatusdad Год назад

      La rosas is average, their Diablo sauce or whatever that came with wings is fire though

  • @rybobuno
    @rybobuno 2 года назад +2

    Graeters is bussin fr fr no cap
    Edit: that black raspberry chocolate chip tho

  • @miguelitocunsuelo7200
    @miguelitocunsuelo7200 2 года назад +18

    Been eating ice cream outta Padres hats at the Murph since I was little. Good memories. Ps. I’m a Cubs fan 😁

  • @timgathright7188
    @timgathright7188 Год назад

    Dave Portnoy: *curses up a storm*
    Also Dave: I wanna keep this as a kids show.
    😂😂😂

  • @UncleAlex916
    @UncleAlex916 2 года назад +8

    One lick every one knows the rules

  • @Paxton550730
    @Paxton550730 2 года назад +1

    Arthur Morgan been real quiet since this dropped

  • @myamericaforever1787
    @myamericaforever1787 2 года назад +3

    Let’s Go Padres!! 🙌

  • @champer1290
    @champer1290 2 года назад +1

    “This ice cream fucks”💀

  • @lisafan6365
    @lisafan6365 2 года назад +4

    I'm a dumbass, I thought it was gonna be ice cream that was somehow aged 150 years

    • @klaytonruggles3452
      @klaytonruggles3452 2 года назад +1

      Lmfao I was wondering if anyone was that dumb 😂😂

    • @IAmTheGlovenor
      @IAmTheGlovenor 2 года назад +2

      Admitting is always the first step

    • @6663000
      @6663000 2 года назад

      That's literally what the title suggests.

  • @escochazzo4187
    @escochazzo4187 2 года назад +1

    "This ice cream fuccs..."
    Fat nick has entered the chat

  • @MistaZipps
    @MistaZipps 2 года назад +7

    Waaay to late to make this a kids show m'dude 🤣

  • @peteranderson2565
    @peteranderson2565 2 года назад +1

    “Yoooooo” It’s either the coke talking or the adderall.

    • @InnuendoXP
      @InnuendoXP 2 года назад

      One sniff, everybody knows the rules.

  • @derfrosch1487
    @derfrosch1487 2 года назад +4

    One lick. everyone knows what he's going to do with that cone

  • @westsidebartender513
    @westsidebartender513 2 года назад +2

    The restaurant I work at I. Cincy has been open since 62.. come through to Price Hill Chili.

  • @theyearof1984
    @theyearof1984 2 года назад +4

    2.9 for the wack team on the helmet.

  • @driplordissa
    @driplordissa Год назад

    If this guy takes more then one bite you know it’s good

  • @cardboardcarnivores
    @cardboardcarnivores Год назад +1

    “Yeah… this ice cream ducks” 🦆

  • @heywoodjablome2018
    @heywoodjablome2018 Год назад

    Every '90s kids smiled from ear to ear when seeing that mini baseball hat.

  • @jbdl82
    @jbdl82 2 года назад

    Graeter's is fuckin Goated. A Cincy classic

  • @omgfro
    @omgfro 2 года назад +1

    "I wanna show you how people do class"
    then
    "ice cream fucks"
    bruh

  • @wyattsmith7665
    @wyattsmith7665 2 года назад +1

    Deadass this place basically the same age as Canada 😂

  • @WhoctorDo
    @WhoctorDo 2 года назад +1

    Black Raspberry Chip at Graeter's is the BOMB!

  • @cj7sins
    @cj7sins 2 года назад

    After he says this icecream fcks 100 times and says keep it kid friendly at the end 😂

  • @Jay-Tee58
    @Jay-Tee58 2 года назад +1

    This probably the best kids show I've ever seen

  • @Pneuma3301
    @Pneuma3301 Год назад +1

    How can anyone dislike Dave? HOW?! He is hilarious 😂

  • @rustbucket9318
    @rustbucket9318 2 года назад +1

    “Holy shit this is fuck.”
    I’m stealing that line.

  • @Noneofyourbyisness
    @Noneofyourbyisness 2 года назад

    “We started the ice cream hats”
    -Cubs 2022”

  • @Swole_beast34
    @Swole_beast34 2 года назад

    They way he describes the food is amazing 😭😭🤣🤣

  • @jerga2002
    @jerga2002 Год назад

    1870. The age of dinosaurs and ice cream

  • @AnthonyWarrickArt
    @AnthonyWarrickArt Год назад +1

    “FUCK, Holy shit this is Fuck , this is cream fucks…”
    “ this ice cream is beautiful I’ll leave it at that “

  • @Naeshabby
    @Naeshabby 2 года назад +1

    Dave bites the ice cream like it's a pizza, you know the rules

  • @christophergarcia1366
    @christophergarcia1366 2 года назад +2

    “Serve the cups in baseball caps” - Padres Cap 🧢 💪

    • @sumwonkool
      @sumwonkool 2 года назад

      Is this in San Diego? I’ve never seen it before

    • @millerd420
      @millerd420 2 года назад

      @@sumwonkool no it’s in Indiana, you can pick your team

  • @khdur
    @khdur 2 года назад

    Some people still know how to do it.
    Outstanding.

  • @utleychase7
    @utleychase7 Год назад +1

    Portnoy gotta try 1-900-ICE-CREAM in Philly!!! Best ice cream out there, and the owner know’s his stuff!

  • @JustinPreher
    @JustinPreher 2 года назад +1

    Should’ve gotten the black raspberry chocolate chip. We would be seeing scores above what his highest pizza score was. That shit is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @georgehazard1986
    @georgehazard1986 2 года назад +1

    Oh shit. I've been getting pints of Graeter's from the local supermarket for years. Best goddamn ice cream I've ever had.

  • @awesomeapple-jt8jd
    @awesomeapple-jt8jd Год назад

    “Holy shit this is fuck” what a quote

  • @Johnny_Matheson
    @Johnny_Matheson Год назад

    imagine being from 1870 and just hearing some yokel from the future say, "this ice cream fucks"

  • @jerryhuh
    @jerryhuh 2 года назад +1

    post malone said that man

  • @DavidMartin-ud9gs
    @DavidMartin-ud9gs 2 года назад

    He gives away friendly dessert scores and harsh pizza scores

  • @krazEEkunai
    @krazEEkunai Год назад

    “Oh yeah this fucks.” 😂

  • @mikekage
    @mikekage Год назад

    “This thing fucks” 😂😂😂

  • @TheBABS09
    @TheBABS09 Год назад +1

    I've never in life heard someone describe something they like as" this fucks" 😭😭

  • @AlmostLakai94
    @AlmostLakai94 Год назад +1

    bruh my local dairy queen had baseball team hat cups just like that and I forgot about that memory til just now 😂

  • @screwhead71tre
    @screwhead71tre 2 года назад +2

    "Holy-Shit this is faaaaq"...🤣🤣🤣

  • @Zaxby722
    @Zaxby722 2 года назад +1

    Lmao "holy shit this is fuck" I'm using that from now on.

  • @christianjustin20
    @christianjustin20 2 года назад +2

    "Holy shit this is fuck" Dave Portnoy

  • @MillennialRabbi
    @MillennialRabbi Год назад

    150 years. A HUNDRED & 50 years

  • @billbrasski4934
    @billbrasski4934 2 года назад

    Thanks for keeping it kid friendly at the end, Dave!!

  • @vincer7824
    @vincer7824 11 месяцев назад

    Graeters is the best hard style ice cream I’ve ever had. Best in it’s category hands down.
    People outside their area don’t know about it and the only supermarket near me that had stopped carrying it.
    If you ever have the opportunity don’t hesitate.