Cuddles As Currency | BilliSpeaks
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- Опубликовано: 15 июн 2022
- This is a long one, but I promise the end is worth it! She’s definitely got a one track mind when she gets fixated.
While she didn’t seem to care much about my ouch (I’m ok btw) this time I didn’t take it too personally 😹
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Kendra: "Mom ouch Billi"
Billi: "catnip"
Billi prescribing some 'herbal' treatment 😹
I reckon so!
I think you're onto something there.
Billi should me my doctor!! 🤣
She has done the same thing in similar circumstances before. I think you're probably right!
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"Maybe if I wait long enough, ouch will go away"
*waits 30 seconds*
Cat-like patience 😹
30 seconds is like 5 hours in cat time.
And the ears said it all
@@davidw6936 yeah, cats live shorter lives so they have to get their things done.
But humans need rest too 😴
😂😆😆😆😆👏
Your cat is now using cuddles as payment. I am impressed and terrified.
Same.
Thank god she doesn’t have opposable thumbs.
@@KayBee659 Yet. Trust me, there is someone out there trying to figure out how to give cats and dogs robotic arms.
@@msmaria5039 to be sold under the brand name Murder Mittens, surely.
Wasnt aware that was a unique occurance =_=; Billi is astonishingly clever, no contest ... However my 30lb house panther in fancy dress uses cuddles, as well as wherever you needed to sit or walk, as currency for play time, or (the less often given) treats
"Catnip" (coffee or herbal medicine for the ouch) "then" "fantoy".
I believe she's telling you to take pain meds first, then play fantoy with her. Very clear instructions.
Catnip is actually a really good antispasmodic for humans, and it works very well for nausea, too.
@@YochevedDesigns yeah a lot of people mix it with medical weed and it has all sorts of good properties
Oooh correct!
hahahahhaha that s one way to interpret. just eat green ,get well and play with me now.
For real though. It’s so so so cute and it really shows her intelligence. “Catnip helps my ouch, maybe it’ll help mom’s ouch” 😭💕
She allowed you the privilege of petting her. But now she wants the fan toy 😂
It's a fair exchange. Billy is being entirely reasonable.
EXACTLY!
Lol I love the cat name billy dunno what these buttons are but my cats too lazy and stupid to use them lol
Just saw this very second when glanced through your comment 👌😂
@@watchdog4454 I think they had to train these cats. They didn't figure it out purely on their own.
Oh no, Billi has figured out bartering! The cat uprising shall begin!
... after a nap and maybe some food.
They take breaks from the uprising on Mondays.
At least we know how cats conquered the Ancient Egyptians.
@@msmaria5039 cuddles?
@@SaheeliRai And offering dead rats for worship.
Khajiits are very good at bartering.
"Get Your Fan Toy: A Motivational Self-Help Book", by Billi the Cat
Oh no. The problem now is that you've established that cuddles are indeed currency for fan toy. Now you're really in trouble!
Hahahaha
Cuddles instead of mad seems like a nice change tho 😋
Lol, I love how the response to "fan toy later" was "catnip THEN fan toy". Like having you give her catnip first is doing you a favor.
Her first attempt at bartering was unsuccessful 😹
@@BilliSpeaks Honestly, I think she was referring to you having your catnip water before playtime. Perhaps acknowledging that there is often a different order to these things
"Sure, no problem, catnip can carry me over. Take all the time you need, as long as it is less than 2 minutes."
Your comment is my favourite under this video 😂
using @JenniferHart interpretation, Billi would be saying "If you ouch, have some catnip (tea), then you'll feel better so we can play fan toy !"
Billi's Bargain Bin:
Fan Toy = 1 cuddle/minute of play
Catnip = 2 cuddles
Food = 1 cuddle + 1 extra cuddle
Zoom Zoom = 1 cuddle
All refunds = Mad
*Prices subject to change at Billi's discretion
😹 this all needs to be on a billboard
On a shirt!
@@FlameEmber or a billiboard!! 😂
I now have a new favourite form of currency =D
I laughed so hard at “fantoy” RIGHT after cuddles that I gave myself an ouch! Billi is not a fool, she knows what her cuddles are worth!
Lol she's determined. The woman wants what she wants
That little child in her head will stop at nothing for what she wants this is like a little tantrum
Billi: "One for you, one for me... One for you, one for me..." 😂
My cuddle time was so much shorter than her fan toy 😹
More like one for you, two for me. Which is totally cat appropriate.
Is mom an attorney? Billi has learned quid pro quo, lol.
I want Billi to represent me if i ever have need of a negotiator..she means business.
Same.
I am not speaking until my lawyer is here.
**cat enters room**
“Mad”
She would be a perfect FBI hostage negotiator 😂
Billie: "Fan Toy!"
Mom: "Mom ouch!"
Billie: "So what?"
That ouch sounds like a “you” problem, mom, not a “me” problem.
Oh, she was definitely bribing you with cuddles for fan toy later. What a little stinker.
This is literally no different than my interactions with my 3 year old on a daily basis!
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Yes, absent speech they're about equal in emotional intelligence.
I would rate my cats about on that level, emotionally somewhere between a 3 and 4 year old child. Just totally superior athletically 😜😸
Theres literally no difference between animals and humans. Same neurons, muscles, hair, everything. Go vegan!
Three-year-old cat? The buttons are an odd choice for a human and a rare one for a cat.
As a parent, grandmother and great-grandmother, you are training her well to be persistent in her requests.
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I'm pretty sure Billi is the one training her mom to respond to her requests (successfully!).
well, there's that 🤣
That's the whole point of the original comment, but yes.😉
Cuddles make the human feel better, right?
Then human can play.
Perfect cat logic.
PS- Hope your owie feels better soon!
Billi knows what she wants. Mom has just run into what my boy cats do on the regular...stubborn persistence. They're a wonder! At least you're not left wondering what she wants! She makes it clear.
She sure does.
gotta love billi for that ✊
My kitty boy tries desperately to tell me what he wants sometimes, and I have no clue. 🤷♂ Which makes me want to get him buttons like these and start teaching him words. On the other hand, I think I am not so secretly afraid of what he'd do if he learned to 'speak' English 😂
She's got you wrapped around her paw! 😂 Hope your ouch feels better soon!
Billi continues to show time and time again that animals are much more intelligent than we think, being able to "make a trade" is a big example of this as it shows they understand cooperation and fairness.
I don't think they understand fairness but they definitely understand manipulation ahah
She also understands past, present, and future, and knows how to use adverbs properly ("then")!
And she understands consequences
I swear cats are objectively smarter than dogs. Willing to be debated on that
@@cassiereno114 In this video, as you saw, the cat used the adverb "then" to indicate the sequence of things it wanted. To me, that's more incredible than it just pressing a bunch of buttons for various nouns, as it is evidence of more advanced cognitive abilities and linguistic and conceptual understanding.
@@cm-yu6gu don't cats have more neurons than dogs?
This is just like the training you do with her. She went back a step and then tried again.
She sure did!
Chelle: mom ouch
Lexi: CONCERNED!!! 😢
Kendra: mom ouch
Billi: fan toy. 😐
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My immediate thoughts too 🤣🤣🤣
Omg, I wasn't expecting this comment here but I fell over laughing when I saw this!
Love chelle lexi ♡ Billi would be freaked out though by how loud Lexi is when she's barking as she presses every button. All the talking animals really need a world tour to all meet up.
I really think Billi recommended the catnip to help with the ouch then was like "okay fantoy now" lol
This leaves me less interested in teaching Clementine kitty to use buttons (we haven't signed up yet). Clem can tell as if by radar when either human has an ouch, and sits on us purring and kneading to make it better.
Kendra: plays dead
Billi: "Fan Toy"
😂 Now I'm thinking morbid thoughts about a cat giving a eulogy via button.
😿 Mom. All done. Ouch. Love you.
@@Catherinzsl LOL!!
LOL!
@@Catherinzsl one last button in the eulogy:
“Fan toy”
Yooooo I swear she just told you to have some catnip for the pain!! 😂😂
Hope you feel better soon!
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I thought the same thing! 🤣
Thank you!
@@miashell "catnip then fantoy". As in, medicate and then you'll be able to play with me 😂
"human version of catnip" cough cough. ;)
She knows what she wants. That much is very clear! Also, cuddling her is sure to cure whatever ails you, so she's actually *helping* you by allowing you to cuddle her. 😼
I thought she came up with an alternative with catnip and cuddle, but literally “then” you know what! 😹😹😹
They say laughter is the best medicine.
Dr. Billi is very attentive to her patient.
Billi: Well, since you can cuddle, you can also play 🤣
every time Billi presses the fan toy button you sound like you are slowly losing your mind 💀💀
It’s pressed constantly 😹
She didn't understood why you had ouch and thought that you wanted to cuddle and if she will cuddle, she could get fan toy later 😁 superb mind of Billie 😍🤩
The linking of not only actions but the concept of one then the other is so impressive. 🤔 And that’s before we get to her literally bribing you to play fan toy. 😂🌻
Billi was just using her healing powers to make mom able to use the fan toy :)
Omg, I'm sorry but every time she went over and pressed fan toy I was literally screeching with laughter! Twice I choked on my catnip water, but Billi is totally worth it!
At current interest rates, how far does a cuddle go? Watch closely and find out. We love you. We love Billi and we love your channel!
@@Lulu-il6mr Come get mine for free. At my rate i consider them priceless.
@@Lulu-il6mr New notes with Billi's image.
@@benwinkel YES
@@benwinkel In Billi we trust!
BIlli figured out how to train the teacher.....SO COOL !!!!!
Haha, I'm so glad my cat isn't the only one that uses cuddles as currency 😅
How do you resist smooshing your face into her fur when you cuddle her? I wouldn't be able to, lol.
I want to kiss those cute white paws and furry belly.
She doesn’t like it so she leaves, I stopped doing it pretty quick 😹
@@BilliSpeaks you are trained by a good trainer 😅😅
I love the little expression Billi makes when she's figuring what word to use. It's just wide-eyed and adorable, and I wonder what kind of emotions she feels during that little computation process.
Those wide-eyed strategic stares! We can see her mind working!
Sorry to hear you had a ouch at the time! I hope you're doing better now!
Mom ouch hmm?
@@joeno-say5504 that was perfect 😹
@@weirdVampiress?
She's such a nag! I knew as soon as her ears went back, there was going to be a 'mad'. But so funny that she 'permitted' ou cuddles and then, okay, let's get back to business here.... FAN TOY
This had me laughing loud! Billi the negotiator!
1:16 -- Did Billi shake her head no when mom asked for cuddles?! 🤯
My cat shakes his head "no" to questions, as well.
OMG! In some countries, Billi could be arrested for selling her cuddles so blatantly!
Feel better soon, Kendra.
Now everytime she wants to cuddle you'll have to wonder if she'll want fantoy later
I’ll just know, there won’t be any wondering 😂
This is amazing and hilarious! When you cuddled for the second time I did wonder if she was going to ask for Fan Toy again, and Billi didn't disappoint 🤣😂🤣
Glad to hear you're doing better. I'm also Ouch Now [back pain]. Billi's reactions to you being in pain are fascinating though somewhat inconsistent.
Feel better! 💕
@@BilliSpeaks Thanks
@@BilliSpeaks do you think Billi views cuddles as something they do for you more than something you do for them?
"Mom, for heavens sake, if you had just started when I asked you to we could have already gotten it over !! My cats were always persistent/demanding, but they couldn't talk. This makes me realize just how much they had made up their minds and I was not going to win HAHAHAHAHA!
I cracked up at Catnip then fantoy.
I did too 😹
Aww Billi, your mom says ouch and needs comforting sweetie. The faces Billi makes are priceless. Catnip and fan toy, cuddle a few seconds to make mom happy. 😸😺🙀🐾🐾🐈⬛🤗❤️. Feel better soon Kendra. 💐
lol, you're the one who gave her words, and she's gonna use em till she gets what she wants 😹😹
Cuddles are good for anybody’s ouches. 🥰
"Alright, you win." The story of Billi's life.
I have been thinking about buying some buttons for our cat, but this makes me wonder... ;)
Someone commented a while back about how until they got these buttons, they didn't realize what a difficult roommate they had on their hands. 😂
When a person is ‘ouch’ cuddling is soothing but playing a game like fan toy is not what you want, I get it but does Billi . I don’t think Billi likes cuddles that much but she thinks you do so you are right she was bargaining. Very strategic move there on her part
Billi's like hell no I don't want pets or cuddle! I want my catnip then I want my fan toy and I know, you know I want it now slave! Now chop chop, Princess Billi has spoken. 😹😹
She has the patience of my cat: RIGHT NOW FIVE MINUTES AGO!! 😹😹😹
I laughed out loud at Billi's persistence and bartering. No rest now!
I knew she'd ask for it again at the end...hilarious lol.
Watching you cuddle Billi was therapeutic and I wasn't even cuddling her.
Watching this is so sweet. You say you have „ouch“ so Dr. Billi treats you with what she knows is good for you: Cuddling for comfort and she recommends „catnip“ to get over pain. Then she says: ok, let’s take this slow - when playing „fantoy“ she stays close, bounces less and is mostly lying there…. but still - playing fantoy: „see, human, we got this, I am with you.“
It can be very frustrating for the dear cat when the caretaker seems to show regression in caregiving; but with persistence, tenacity and fortitude, a cat can return the caregiver to that minimally acceptable (to the cat) level of care so fondly expected: perfection. Hang in there Billi, your patience and gracious diligence will pay off in the end.
Not so sure it's payment as employing your own training methods against you 😂
Lmao
OMG you're right......clever cat!!
So, is Kendra training Billie or is Billie training Kendra?
"Honestly, you KNOW you're not allowed to be ill or injured. Primary human servants are to be in peek serving condition at all times. It's part of The Rules, Mom!"
Billie probably had that scheduled in her mind for a long time ... I will play fantoy and then have some catnip and then maybe some pets or a food mousey... AnD THen YoU MesSed WitH ThE SchEdUle!!! =DDD Sorry, that you have an ouch.
Dr. Billi prescribes physical therapy for your aches and pains! And there _just so happens_ to be a fan toy _right there...._
As someone with severe chronic pain, I will now tell my cats “mom ouch right now” 😅❤️
That cat!!! Funniest thing I've seen in a long time!!! 🤣 Yup, she's bargaining with you!!
Billi is just trying to tell you what to do to make the ouch go away. Cuddling and fan toy is the cure!
Billie: I pay with my cuteness
Mom: Oh dear
Billi be like, "Yeah, but mom, I don't ouch. Bring me my fan toy, please."
Thank you for showing us the struggle of when your cat wants to play but you just don't have the energy. Glad I'm not alone, I always feel so guilty!
It happens 🤷🏼♀️ they still love us!
I've had non cuddly cats tolerate a cuddle when they've been asking for food (meowing and going back and forth to bowl). They definitely know how to bargain.
🤣🤣🤣. "You wanted me to use words to say what I want, so...here it is". And by the way...cats ALWAYS win 🤣🤣
The art of the deal by billi
Billie magic: petting and cuddling with me makes ouch go away
We just need to teach about 200 more cats from all over the world how to use buttons and create a new model UN.
That would be a lot of MAD!! 😡😡😡😹😹😹
@@JenniMeer At first, sure, but then they would learn bargaining, and who knows what we could get for cuddles then?
This reminds me of my cat when I had my wisdom teeth out (it was a disaster, something happened when they had cut into my gums idk but I was in so much pain) my cat wanted to play THEN AND THERE. So my face is swollen, I'm on a lot of high dose pain killers barely staying awake for more than half an hour. And my cat decides she wants to play FETCH with her catnip mouse. She brought like 4 seperate catnip mice and swatted and meowed at me to wake up and play fetch with her. She even gave me multiple throw attempts but dammit she wanted me to play fetch....
And then she came and slept on my chest with me or snuggled my arm. She loves days when I'm bedbound. Then its CUDDLES ALL DAY.
Billi loves bed bound days too 💕 except when I won’t play fan toy 😹
Billi is offering 30 seconds of cuddle for 3 minutes of fan toy. If you say later, the next offer doubles to 6 minutes of fan toy for 10 seconds of cuddle 😹😹😹
That’s exactly the math 😹
Poor Mom, no rest until the Queen is granted her wish!!! 👑
This transaction was fantastic...fan-toy-stic.
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I get so excited when I see another Billi episode has posted. Billi and Kendra and Dad are always the highlight of my day. I need to get a cat for a lot of reasons, but one is to watch with me!
Billi is funny and so persistent...she knows what she wants...smart little fur baby.
All cats work to boss you around, Billi just gets to be more direct about it.
That's it, I'm *definitely* not getting buttons now - if there's a risk of having it proven to my face, just how I much I'm getting outsmarted by my cat... well, my fragile ego would rather not know about it!😆
It’s a blow for sure 😂
She will ALWAYS win. 🤣🤣
long videos are great! and no matter how short or long, they are *always* worth it. from ~all~ of us, we hope your ouch feels much better, soon.
Billi is like you don't get it mom, catnip and fantoy will make you feel better as it always help me feel better 😄 hope mom ouch all done now
Omg cats are the most adorable little psychopaths 😆
Lol. Sweet murder mittens. 🙀🤣
Billi is a master negotiator. Cuddles bartered for fan toy. Billi's communication skills are better than some people I know.
Cuddles for fan toy seems like a fair trade to me. My rabbits just try to shake me down for treats like they're mafia enforcers.
They will be chewing on something they shouldn't, come running and ask for treats when I say something, and if they don't get treats they start chewing again.
I'll see your cuddle and raise you 2 fan toys! Hope Mama's ouch feels better soon.💜💜💜
Billi, you are a genius negotiator!
Billi: We cuddle a little then we do some fan toy! (Negotiation at its best!)
3 seconds cuddle therapy for moms ouch is 3 minutes fan toy for Billi, thats the going rate.
The exchange rate is brutal in Billi’s kingdom 😹
AAhh, she's so sweet. I couldn't resist her anything, cuddles or fan toys.
She's such a darling.
2:00 "Catnip Then Fantoy." Catnip eases pain in cats, among the other things it does. Billi thinks the catnip will help with your ouch, so you can play fantoy.
Today's an ouch day for me, too, but I have no one to offer cuddles at the moment.
When Fletch and I still lived in the same house, he knew when my pain was at its peak & would simply lie next to me, snuggling close, purring, and doing everything he could to make me feel better. There were times when he would allow me to sleep and wouldn't even pester me to feed him, which is remarkable for any cat! However, the moment I would eventually get up for any reason, he knew I'd remember the food & he'd be so sweet about it.
Kendra, Billi is NEXT LEVEL when it comes to negotiating with you. I'm so impressed.
Feel better!
omg the way she spams the cuddle button!!! "what do you want mom??? cuddles??? a million bunnies? name it, it's yours! so long as you play fantoy!"
glad that you're ok. i'd tell you to take it easy but as shown in the video, that is not always an option Q_Q
It was a fair exchange. You said fantoy later, mom ouch now, come cuddle Billie. So she gave cuddles and obviously held you to your part of the deal, fantoy after cuddles! 😂
I think maybe she learned that you'll say yes to 'cuddle' and that gets you within arm's reach of the fan toy, which is then more difficult to say 'no' to. Who's training whom?
I couldn't say "no" to that little face with those tiny paws pushing buttons and waiting for my answer 🥺 SHE IS TOO CUTE!! I would play fantoy with Billy even If I die of ouch. I can't help myself! xD