THIS is How a Girl Wants You to Text Her! (Steal THESE 8 Text Messages)

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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024

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  • @jacobroldan6022
    @jacobroldan6022 5 лет назад +18565

    Alpha the type of guy to steal your girl and give you tips on how to win her back

    • @joesephiero8962
      @joesephiero8962 5 лет назад +135

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @odehezel7419
      @odehezel7419 5 лет назад +43

      Lolllll

    • @slhedn6749
      @slhedn6749 5 лет назад +84

      He ain't stealing shit

    • @Ebelon
      @Ebelon 5 лет назад +210

      Alpha would never steal his boys girl. Funny joke though. Lol

    • @Tmanz311
      @Tmanz311 5 лет назад +4

      Jacob Roldan lmao

  • @vineethkumar6397
    @vineethkumar6397 5 лет назад +6115

    He said badass so many times, I ended up sending her a text saying “I’m a badass” she blocked me.

  • @michaelmayler6642
    @michaelmayler6642 4 года назад +5122

    Me: Hey
    Her: Hey
    Me: Would you rather die or see me tonight
    Cops: Hey

  • @kylerzane31212
    @kylerzane31212 3 года назад +685

    Let's all take a minute and show this man some appreciation. I can't imagine, how many people he's helped in so many ways. Positive ass energy and dude makes you feel even more bad ass when he keeps saying it. 😂 alpha, you're the man brotha and couldn't appreciate you more my friend.

    • @skinewengland1
      @skinewengland1 3 года назад +4

      This video just changed my whole life.............not kidding

    • @abdulrazzakalsaid8729
      @abdulrazzakalsaid8729 2 года назад +6

      @@skinewengland1 how ur bad ass now ?

    • @Ethan-vr5un
      @Ethan-vr5un 2 года назад

      @@abdulrazzakalsaid8729 nah he a simp now

    • @antoniovacca1137
      @antoniovacca1137 10 месяцев назад

      Fast tips of this video?

    • @rickjeffjeff
      @rickjeffjeff 6 месяцев назад

      I turned my volume all the way down and he was still too loud.

  • @anshuman4438
    @anshuman4438 4 года назад +5361

    Let's just take a moment to appreciate how he's always trying to boost our confidence 👏🏻

  • @teatime5015
    @teatime5015 5 лет назад +10616

    M: What are you doing tonight?
    G: Sleeping Why?
    M: Shame, i am playing chess,and i am missing a queen

  • @kennethvargas8736
    @kennethvargas8736 5 лет назад +5684

    "I love tacos, do you wanna go out tonight for sushi?" 😂😂😂

  • @thaddeusgosik7559
    @thaddeusgosik7559 2 года назад +184

    I've been watching your videos since I was 15 and I'm 20 now. I just want to say thank you for teaching me the things no one else ever could. You're the best.

    • @cottonflowers849
      @cottonflowers849 2 года назад +8

      got a gf?

    • @Danny-bx9le
      @Danny-bx9le 2 года назад +15

      @@cottonflowers849 asking the real questions here

    • @dollarwaikhom6656
      @dollarwaikhom6656 Год назад +6

      Me also curious
      Did u get gf after watching for more than 5 years

    • @fezg429
      @fezg429 10 месяцев назад +4

      He is ghosting your question guy's 😂

  • @chrxnic_vxnity9900
    @chrxnic_vxnity9900 4 года назад +1275

    The amount of self esteem i gained from this video is crazzy.

    • @vincentliu2707
      @vincentliu2707 4 года назад +13

      Marlon Nelson yo man. We are all badass

    • @Jaminskii
      @Jaminskii 4 года назад +21

      You're a badass and you're going to get spicy senioritas!

    • @macdre6480
      @macdre6480 4 года назад +5

      It has me dead af😂😂😂😂

    • @MATTINATOR-zl8gw
      @MATTINATOR-zl8gw 4 года назад +2

      Marlon Nelson, YOU are a badass!

    • @misticalagesdennix
      @misticalagesdennix 4 года назад +1

      hahahah same here

  • @Tony-ik5bv
    @Tony-ik5bv 5 лет назад +1593

    Was screaming i am a badass, mom came into my room and asked wtf is wrong with me

  • @jameslaurente9585
    @jameslaurente9585 4 года назад +3096

    Got her number from her friend and texted her:
    Me: Hi, how are you doing?
    Her: Who is this?
    Me: I’m a baaaaaadass
    *blocked*

  • @ModernDatingMastery
    @ModernDatingMastery 10 дней назад +1

    *These text message examples not only show how to keep the conversation interesting but also emphasize the importance of timing and tone. Personalizing messages based on shared experiences can make a huge difference in getting a positive response!*

  • @t.myazoe
    @t.myazoe 5 лет назад +1945

    This is how many days I’ve been waiting for her to text me back
    👇 *IM A BADASS*

  • @HansyBarts
    @HansyBarts 4 года назад +2812

    My dad went to my room and asked me why I was yelling “I AM A BADASS” I couldn’t be more embarrassed 😅

  • @ishowspeedyclips4502
    @ishowspeedyclips4502 5 лет назад +3236

    Alpha m: Say it
    Me: (shouts) *I AM A BADASS*
    Mom: are u crazy

  • @thavue3013
    @thavue3013 2 года назад +9

    1. Grammar and Spelling
    2. Don’t assume she knows who you are, remind them who you are
    3. Don’t make fun of yourself
    4. Use the right amount of emojis
    5. No sarcasm
    6. One question at a time (it’s a waltz)
    7. You be the one to end the conversation (you’re amazing, but I gotta run, ttyl)
    8. Never ask “did you get my text”
    9. Know when you’re getting blown off (if she doesn’t respond, give it 24 hours, try again, if she still doesn’t text back, drop her)
    10. You are a badass
    Additional text messages:
    I saw something today and thought of you.
    I saw that last pic you posted, daaaaamn.
    It’s your fault I can’t get any work done today.
    How’s the sexiest woman in the world doing today
    Would you rather eat gas station sushi or hangout with me tonight
    Cancel your plans and meet me at 7pm. Chipotle
    What’re you wearing, I bet you look super cute. Send me a pic?
    I’m bored, want to go on an adventure with me this weekend?

  • @rickochet5105
    @rickochet5105 5 лет назад +2440

    Me: *Gets a text message from a girl*
    Also me: *Goes straight to Alpha m*

  • @nashvin1777
    @nashvin1777 5 лет назад +1256

    Alpha seems like he had too much coffee b4 this vid.. his energy🔥

    • @HoneySSantillan
      @HoneySSantillan 5 лет назад

      true too much coffee lot of energy☕☕☕

    • @robgodden6736
      @robgodden6736 5 лет назад +1

      Same in every video

    • @robgodden6736
      @robgodden6736 5 лет назад +12

      Poor women he dates can't get a word in🤣🤣

    • @ekscholl
      @ekscholl 5 лет назад +1

      Or maybe it's just all the testo

    • @Tmanz311
      @Tmanz311 5 лет назад

      The Falcon Brothers lol his energy is always super high

  • @Mnch-tn9rh
    @Mnch-tn9rh 4 года назад +2543

    Alpha -"SAY IT AGAIN ,YOU ARE A BADASS"
    Me -" you are a Badass"

  • @viniciusazevedo6043
    @viniciusazevedo6043 5 лет назад +1521

    "hey excuse me, I watch alpha m"
    Please be my boyfriend

    • @pranavrai2310
      @pranavrai2310 5 лет назад +17

      @@MartinThePanda it's sad you were raised up like this

    • @diordemon2717
      @diordemon2717 5 лет назад +11

      @@pranavrai2310 its sad that you think its sad

    • @viperphoton1398
      @viperphoton1398 5 лет назад

      @@MartinThePanda what are you talking about wearing two shades yourself?

    • @darkostojanovski4376
      @darkostojanovski4376 5 лет назад +2

      @@MartinThePanda hahahahahahahahha the best!!!

    • @poposisa
      @poposisa 5 лет назад

      right?!

  • @applex1138
    @applex1138 5 лет назад +1266

    I told a girl that she's a spicy senorita and it didn't end well.

  • @ahmedayachi7615
    @ahmedayachi7615 5 лет назад +677

    I want to take you to the cinema but they don't allow snacks in.

  • @luisangeltremolrivas1771
    @luisangeltremolrivas1771 3 года назад +11

    Wao, what a metaphor. "Texting is a dance". As in a dance everybody has to flow at the same intencity, men are expected to lead and have to make sure his partner feels confortable.

  • @akashlalchan3940
    @akashlalchan3940 4 года назад +219

    I’m holding my phone in my hand right now but i rather be holding you

    • @thomasbaker3262
      @thomasbaker3262 4 года назад +5

      Just genius!

    • @Torixn
      @Torixn 4 года назад +14

      Cringy don’t send that to nobody

    • @Torixn
      @Torixn 4 года назад +4

      A good one would be “damn u too damn bad to be walkin by yoself u tryna walk wimmie cuz I’m tryna get to kno yo fine ass”

    • @Torixn
      @Torixn 4 года назад +2

      Or “aye foe u German? Yea I could u bad asl Ian gon cap. u tryna walk wimmie gxng or u coolin? Ight bet it up ofn.”

    • @michaelellis772
      @michaelellis772 4 года назад +2

      *blocked*

  • @sergeivtornikov4043
    @sergeivtornikov4043 5 лет назад +512

    -how is the sexiest girl doing?
    -amazing, thanks
    -how would you know?

    • @thesophisticatedtarzan1797
      @thesophisticatedtarzan1797 5 лет назад +50

      This would be an absolute killer joke, thought I would blow my chances with that girl, but totally worth the joke

    • @warart9624
      @warart9624 5 лет назад +15

      I tried that...Now I can't reply to her conversation ✌

    • @amittkumar151
      @amittkumar151 4 года назад +19

      I texted this to my laady boss, now am jobless 😔

    • @Chucklee1696
      @Chucklee1696 4 года назад +1

      Lmaoo nice one

    • @marckperez5416
      @marckperez5416 4 года назад

      Сергей Вторников respect

  • @HomeSolarSimplified
    @HomeSolarSimplified 4 года назад +501

    I love your excitement. Here's a big tip I'm giving away. i would tell a women I would be picking them up a ("exp. 9:00 p.m.) I would tell them I have a few things I need to take care of that evening. I give them a call around 8:00 p.m. and let them know I finished early, and didn't realize how quickly I would be in their area. "Can you recommend any local place I can stop for a drink?" The majority would tell me "I have drinks, just come over." They're usually still getting dressed. 7 out of 10 times we never left apartment.

    • @thefacelessquestion3333
      @thefacelessquestion3333 4 года назад +24

      Damn this covid shiii...8 o'clock issa curfew,will make sure to try this later

    • @Kikosaurious
      @Kikosaurious 4 года назад +23

      Bad asss!!!

    • @tjaspire
      @tjaspire 3 года назад +11

      Dayum, those women are trusting. I NEVER tell a guy where I live!

    • @ElJules33
      @ElJules33 3 года назад +12

      @@thefacelessquestion3333 IKR!! I have an spicy señorita waiting to fall in love with me but it's on the other part of the town. F*ck this v1rus

    • @afnankhan43001
      @afnankhan43001 3 года назад +3

      Thats genius

  • @derekjohnson184
    @derekjohnson184 3 года назад +1

    My guy is on point... like the way he let's us men know we are awesome

  • @Steven_Ray_Photography
    @Steven_Ray_Photography 4 года назад +2644

    Alpha: "You are a badass!"
    Me: -nods head in badass approval -
    Alpha: "YOU ARE A BADASS!"
    Me: -begins laughing cause I realized I'm currently sitting in a bubble bath -

    • @dobi287
      @dobi287 4 года назад +150

      A bad ass bubble bath

    • @Steven_Ray_Photography
      @Steven_Ray_Photography 4 года назад +28

      @@dobi287 Hell yeah!

    • @kidneytransplantwarrior21
      @kidneytransplantwarrior21 4 года назад +6

      LOL

    • @tristinlucas7699
      @tristinlucas7699 4 года назад +24

      Bro no shit I literally watched this while taking a hot bath 💀

    • @Steven_Ray_Photography
      @Steven_Ray_Photography 4 года назад +20

      @@tristinlucas7699 True badasses can take all the baths they want and not feel self conscious about it, bro👊
      Alpha needs to put that shit as a point in his next video lol

  • @BoratBoratov
    @BoratBoratov 5 лет назад +1196

    I am so alpha i just send girls this video when texting.

  • @LivinTrilly
    @LivinTrilly 5 лет назад +141

    Know Your Worth. Be confident! If you dont believe in what your selling . Why should she... and even if she ain't feeling you Then it's her loss . Your not missing out on Anything

  • @isaac.9653
    @isaac.9653 2 года назад +11

    We all need a brother like Alpha!

  • @williamtillier4246
    @williamtillier4246 5 лет назад +430

    «don’t assume she knows who u are»
    I see an oppertunity here🤔

    • @Danielle-ms2ev
      @Danielle-ms2ev 5 лет назад +1

      William Tillier spelling 😂 jk

    • @chrisnikolov2152
      @chrisnikolov2152 5 лет назад +8

      Let me take you back really quick about the 1st rule

    • @max8784
      @max8784 5 лет назад +2

      William Tillier
      You just failed the 1st tip

    • @monkeybubblessupperdude1016
      @monkeybubblessupperdude1016 5 лет назад +6

      "assume" = making an ASS out of U and ME...lol

    • @Richjunior1
      @Richjunior1 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/v2QJ--DfyJ4/видео.html

  • @darksoulz5331
    @darksoulz5331 5 лет назад +2090

    Me : I saw something that reminded me of you today
    Her : What was it?
    Me: my shit

  • @cinemagicads
    @cinemagicads 5 лет назад +301

    I was pumped, I've memorised all the tips, I've said I'm a BADASS 4 Times, And just realised I don't have her number 😅

  • @eveschannel9781
    @eveschannel9781 3 года назад +8

    I’m glad you’re not the guy telling guys to text “come over” to break the ice🙏🏼

  • @muhammadbinafsar5339
    @muhammadbinafsar5339 5 лет назад +481

    I will use Teige Henley before texting! 😁😁😁

    • @adarshpandey1958
      @adarshpandey1958 5 лет назад +11

      your text will radiate like your skin XD

    • @WarPork_
      @WarPork_ 5 лет назад +6

      @@adarshpandey1958 nice one man that should be an independent comment.

    • @ibram8787
      @ibram8787 5 лет назад

      Yeah moist up those fingers with some Tiege

  • @ioannismazonakis3055
    @ioannismazonakis3055 4 года назад +549

    This guy’s transition to sponsors are better than linus tech tips😂

    • @banillaphantom9877
      @banillaphantom9877 2 года назад +1

      YES. And that is a feat to be proud of

    • @Phillip1220
      @Phillip1220 2 года назад +12

      … such a sick burn could only fixed by a sip from an LTT water bottle.

    • @dimitrinjoyo6610
      @dimitrinjoyo6610 2 года назад +4

      @@Phillip1220 Fr

    • @tommiegreen
      @tommiegreen 2 года назад

      Man what they actually make sense too

  • @prateekdagar8154
    @prateekdagar8154 4 года назад +187

    She: hey
    Me: hey
    She: tell something about yourself
    Me: I'm a badass.

  • @Americanpatriot-zo2tk
    @Americanpatriot-zo2tk 2 года назад +3

    I’m not really sure if all of your chips work but you present them in such a humorous way that is very entertaining! You are the man!

  • @podawe8051
    @podawe8051 4 года назад +1292

    New drinking game: take a shot every time Alpha says "spicy senorita."

    • @ScooterMakGavin
      @ScooterMakGavin 4 года назад +17

      Chug your drink every time he says beeeyadassss

    • @josiahgonzalez9792
      @josiahgonzalez9792 4 года назад +6

      Yo I would be drunk in like 3 videos because he says it so often 😂😂😂
      Lol its awsome when he says that tho.

    • @Vlad7sokruta
      @Vlad7sokruta 4 года назад +8

      I watched 3 videoa. I'm drunk

    • @andrewgrulke7476
      @andrewgrulke7476 4 года назад +4

      There's gonna be an influx of alcohol poisoning victims if this game starts. Sounds like fun though!

    • @markkeenan2988
      @markkeenan2988 4 года назад +5

      I don't think I'd make it.

  • @element9387
    @element9387 5 лет назад +477

    "_______ I'm bored, lets go rob a bank" works pretty well"

    • @nameisrango
      @nameisrango 5 лет назад +25

      I tried this.. she reported me!

    • @jackbyrne8600
      @jackbyrne8600 5 лет назад

      Snek I'll help :)

    • @antoniomontana6061
      @antoniomontana6061 5 лет назад +14

      If the girls first name is Bonny -
      It works
      Signed,
      Clyde

    • @ItsTimoCruz
      @ItsTimoCruz 5 лет назад

      snek
      Ive used this a good few times 😂

    • @analien8739
      @analien8739 5 лет назад +4

      Tried this now I'm typing this from jail

  • @beachcourttv1405
    @beachcourttv1405 4 года назад +520

    Alpha’s parents: shhhh he’s gonna say it! Alpha: Spicy senoritas

  • @faceshredder2576
    @faceshredder2576 10 месяцев назад +4

    As a 30 year old woman he is right lol I’m actually shocked how accurate this video was LOL
    Also I just adore his energy and his uplifting confidence for men. What a great role model for young men.

  • @moalex6617
    @moalex6617 4 года назад +344

    3:30, I swear this part right here probably boosted thousands of people's self-confidence and made them smile.

  • @thegreatkeljb
    @thegreatkeljb 4 года назад +375

    I'm bored wanna go to an adventure this weekend?
    Her: Creep
    Gets blocked.

    • @AblazeFPS1
      @AblazeFPS1 4 года назад +16

      The Cat Curious there’s nothing wrong with asking once. Being afraid to say hello or ask any questions is just lack of confidence. There’s so many fish in the water. Not everyone will be the one. Can’t be afraid of rejection or you’ll be there for years

    • @bigidiot1400
      @bigidiot1400 4 года назад +8

      Probably didn't work because u didn't build a strong connection next time build a strong connection

    • @lunalb4341
      @lunalb4341 4 года назад +1

      exactly 🤣

    • @eddielorentz8019
      @eddielorentz8019 4 года назад +3

      Have you ever actually used this, because I send stuff like this all the time and it kills

    • @TapNOG
      @TapNOG 3 года назад +2

      Funny af !!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @thesleepingbuddhist
    @thesleepingbuddhist 5 лет назад +800

    Alpha is the only guy on RUclips who can make me go from being really self conscious about myself to yelling at my phone that I’m a bad ass.
    Thank you.

  • @trevorwandler5223
    @trevorwandler5223 Год назад +1

    look at all of these complements and issues of thanks.....You certainly are a Badass!
    Motivational and high energy, awesome role model for the young men out there.

  • @davidleeking4526
    @davidleeking4526 4 года назад +150

    “Know when you’re getting blown off.” Great advice.

  • @kamsydaniel7273
    @kamsydaniel7273 4 года назад +1089

    Me:hey
    Her:her
    Me:I saw something that made me think of you
    Her: what's that
    Me:flowers
    Her:you've been watching alphas videos haven't you
    Me:👁👄👁

  • @reo_up_mo
    @reo_up_mo Год назад +15

    The key to my life of talking to women is asking many questions to find out more about them. Relate what you know about them to yourself. Memorise the little details they say and repeat them at a later date. This makes her surprised and happy that you remember what she has spoken about before so she will feel special with you.

    • @TooDizzyy
      @TooDizzyy 8 месяцев назад +1

      How many women have you used this on and don’t lie how often does it work

  • @hawkeyelegend2039
    @hawkeyelegend2039 5 лет назад +618

    This Pops just when I needed the most thanks alphas ;)

  • @kevinmanning4880
    @kevinmanning4880 Год назад

    Thank you Alpha M. You look fantastic and I appreciate that you're trying to build up men. Women are attracted to men that build each other up. Positivity not negativity.

  • @MatthewRumble
    @MatthewRumble 5 лет назад +494

    Text her: "do you own Tiege hanley"?
    Her: "no"
    Me- "Ok we are done"

  • @1999_reborn
    @1999_reborn 5 лет назад +413

    6:39 I think most of us are guilty of this 😂

    • @yungdmt9891
      @yungdmt9891 5 лет назад +6

      1999 Nice profile pic. Capital steez would be proud of you keeping on top of your shit and bettering yourself

    • @deandrejordan1703
      @deandrejordan1703 5 лет назад +1

      YUNG DMT long live steelo

    • @sarbartharoy6277
      @sarbartharoy6277 5 лет назад +1

      YUP

    • @THEYSEBOY
      @THEYSEBOY 5 лет назад

      ong

  • @d3v46
    @d3v46 5 лет назад +92

    Alpha Always Knows What I need... Real G

    • @ehsannaderi2940
      @ehsannaderi2940 5 лет назад

      Real G you mean g spot?

    • @d3v46
      @d3v46 5 лет назад

      @@ehsannaderi2940 stfu

  • @jonathanlisowski5618
    @jonathanlisowski5618 2 года назад +1

    How you led into "You Are A BAD @$$" the book had me literally 😂 LOL! You're pure Gold & a Bad@$$!

  • @SqUiRrElINATOR982
    @SqUiRrElINATOR982 4 года назад +500

    Me: I saw something today that reminded me of you
    Her: oh yeah what was that?
    Me: A dog

    • @danielsa112
      @danielsa112 4 года назад +6

      😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🔥

    • @ayaansahota1772
      @ayaansahota1772 4 года назад +15

      *Blocked*😂😂

    • @nickvogt3198
      @nickvogt3198 4 года назад +6

      I swear to god I thought of the same exact thing 😂. Great minds think alike

    • @logan2906
      @logan2906 4 года назад +3

      Yup that’ll definitely get her😂🤦‍♂️

    • @ebukanwonah1788
      @ebukanwonah1788 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ilikedabbing8795
    @ilikedabbing8795 4 года назад +279

    “Truth is u sent it to like 6 chicks, but it doesn’t matter” HAHAHHA

    • @ПламенНедев-н2ь
      @ПламенНедев-н2ь 4 года назад +21

      14 February
      Me in book shop: "Do you have a post card saying "I love ONLY you!"
      They: "Yes, we have"
      Me: "Give me six please."

    • @MrSamoannn
      @MrSamoannn 4 года назад

      I'm dead 😂😂😂😂

  • @FlintSuperman
    @FlintSuperman 2 года назад +3

    Man dude I freaking love this! Just got dumped by my fiancé see her posting shit on sc and instagram with her new bf and I was feeling all down and sorry for myself but now I’m ready to crush this! Get my identity back and show how awesome I am! 🐅

  • @arnavmanjul4464
    @arnavmanjul4464 3 года назад +176

    Alpha’s videos are like a self esteem boost, love the energy in them

    • @burekk4136
      @burekk4136 9 месяцев назад

      I AM A BADASS!!!

  • @nikeairmaxswag90
    @nikeairmaxswag90 4 года назад +454

    “So I got this project for school I have to write about the finer things in life, maybe i could just interview you”
    You’re welcome fellas

  • @novam3rcy159
    @novam3rcy159 5 лет назад +608

    *Step 1:*
    _Actually have a girl's number._

  • @cuteandfluffypikachu3405
    @cuteandfluffypikachu3405 6 месяцев назад +1

    As a female wimen love these types of messages 😊😊😊

  • @DanMowry
    @DanMowry 4 года назад +88

    Momma Alpha gave birth and as soon as baby Alpha’s head popped out he said “I’m a bad ass!“ The doctor high-fived his little hand.

  • @SadWatermelon
    @SadWatermelon 4 года назад +618

    Me: What are you doing tonight ?
    Her: Nothing not much you?
    Me: Hanging out with you.
    We're almost going on 5 years

    • @aemvisuals
      @aemvisuals 4 года назад +10

      ayy

    • @TrickshootingProject
      @TrickshootingProject 4 года назад +12

      Damn playa

    • @CivilXL
      @CivilXL 4 года назад +21

      ayy lmao 👽 just take my money, teach me!

    • @podawe8051
      @podawe8051 4 года назад +5

      Well played sir well played

    • @sonofamitch696
      @sonofamitch696 4 года назад +34

      5 years of waiting to hang out? jk good for you man

  • @AnoNymous-ek1wr
    @AnoNymous-ek1wr 5 лет назад +206

    The "what are you wearing?" line definitely works. But ONLY if you've already been talking to her for a while, and ONLY in the late evening and during the week around bed time....It's a great way to gauge her mood. I've been using it for YEARS. If she says she's wearing a hoody and sweat pants, just say "boring." If she bites and asks why?, you're in. Dont just say "Oh." From then on, play it slow. Point out things you like about her figure. "Why are you wearing sweatpants? I've always loved your legs. You shouldn't hide em." On the other hand, if she comes out with "I'm just in a tank top and panties" do NOT ask for a pic right away. Its corny!!!! Say something casual but complimentary. (Ex :Nice, Sexy) Just keep it slow and flirty. Gotta let that shit build up. Trust me fellas. Take your time and ALWAYS leave them wanting more. Those 1 liners dont work.

    • @rohitrastogi6879
      @rohitrastogi6879 2 года назад +2

      Taking notes yo

    • @Dyadactic
      @Dyadactic 2 года назад +6

      This is elite advise

    • @AnoNymous-ek1wr
      @AnoNymous-ek1wr 2 года назад

      @@Dyadactic I'm 45 years old homie. The ONLY time I've dated anyone 30 or over I was 23. I stay in great shape. I don't smoke, and I don't drink often, so I don't look my age. But I always tell everyone how old I am. You would think that would turn a younger girl off...quite the opposite my friend. I'm a bit in the arrogant side, but I'm playful about it. You can be cocky and women will eat it up. You just can't be a dick about it. Be light and playful and throw them curveballs sometimes. Something totally unexpected. Something I would do when I was younger and in clubs/bars - if I was trying to talk to one girl but he friend us kinda cock blocking and running her mouth about how they're best friends or whatever, I would say "You guys should kiss." 80% of the time they do, especially if they've had a drink or two. If they do, flirt and joke around with both if them. Just stay focused on the one you want. If she thinks you're trying to fuck her friend too, it's usually game over. Unless they hint at a 3some...that's a different story. Just keep it light and fun, stay patient, and let everything happen on its own.

    • @dev9510
      @dev9510 2 года назад +5

      Bro I need more advice,can you share more like this?

    • @TheUnkindness
      @TheUnkindness Год назад

      Her: Just a bra and panties loll
      You: Always dressing to please I see!

  • @nawarwalker1973
    @nawarwalker1973 3 года назад +1

    I become so happy just from seeing you excited broo

  • @TheLimitlessCreation
    @TheLimitlessCreation 5 лет назад +507

    Anyone else think he should put a blonde wig on when impersonating a spicy senorita?

    • @o.u_slow
      @o.u_slow 4 года назад +5

      This sounds like some kind of fantasy...

    • @enviticus
      @enviticus 4 года назад +4

      I would say black wig if he is pretending to be a Spanish girl

    • @justpocoloco6446
      @justpocoloco6446 4 года назад +1

      Bro he actually did that, in a very old video, he reshowed it an other later video when reacting at it

    • @jpj7774
      @jpj7774 4 года назад

      I love Spanish girls

  • @charliesouza5158
    @charliesouza5158 5 лет назад +14

    I live in Brazil, we're extreme confidents since we were born! This vid does make sense, listen to this boy, guys. Anyways, gotta thank ya for your clear English, I can understand it all.

  • @kadinmackenzie5530
    @kadinmackenzie5530 5 лет назад +219

    But even bomb technicians get killed by the bombs that they’re defusing.

    • @TexanTemplar
      @TexanTemplar 4 года назад +2

      Yup, we have to do memorial pushups for them everyday.

    • @davidstill754
      @davidstill754 4 года назад

      But you get to live another day and try again. Perhaps , proceed with caution and learn from previous mistakes

  • @christianbenn316
    @christianbenn316 3 года назад

    Wise advice for you guys take it into consideration & do not ignore those red flags

  • @oaxacanboi9318
    @oaxacanboi9318 4 года назад +131

    Me: do you have snapchat
    Her: no :(
    Me: can I have your number then
    Her: I downloaded Snapchat

    • @fukangel666
      @fukangel666 4 года назад +10

      *has 300k snap score* Her:”I hacked it hahah or Its old.”

    • @demonlove8681
      @demonlove8681 4 года назад +1

      The electronic gamer me as a girl with 76 snap score😳

    • @fukangel666
      @fukangel666 4 года назад +1

      Demon Love u should add me😎i’m jk

    • @oracleforman7189
      @oracleforman7189 3 года назад

      Her: What’s your snap?
      Me: I don’t have one, could I get your number instead?
      Her: ....
      Me (5 minutes later): I downloaded snap
      Her: ig profile is nowhere to be found

  • @63JackBlack
    @63JackBlack 4 года назад +599

    I just hate trying the carry the conversation, off her one word answers. Its the hardest most annoying thing to do

    • @thenightwalkerz5743
      @thenightwalkerz5743 4 года назад +79

      Ure badassss

    • @horvathlaszlo96
      @horvathlaszlo96 4 года назад +97

      I usually give up if I see no cooperation. Also if somebody is not interested at all, they won't text you after a first date. So, if I ask somebody out, I'm never going to text them again (at least in the near future) unless they do, and if they don't, it clearly means they are not interested. Time to move on :)
      The sea has pleeeeenty of fish!

    • @huib8797
      @huib8797 4 года назад +18

      Yepp, my current situation... fucking shite

    • @AlonzoCrawfordx
      @AlonzoCrawfordx 4 года назад +21

      Bro I feel your pain

    • @MrGnr96
      @MrGnr96 4 года назад +29

      Having this problem rn . I think she’s cute and all but I be saying full sentences and she just replied with one word. Idgi , i stopped replying and she said I’m rude but I didn’t wanna tell her that is because replies lame as fuck. I just said I was busy .

  • @ekanshdwivedi7625
    @ekanshdwivedi7625 4 года назад +46

    He is a like an elder brother I never had.. Love him 🙃🙃

  • @grunastramen6457
    @grunastramen6457 Год назад +3

    Guys just dont ever make a mistake like me please never screenshoot picture that girl send you, even if you want it for only yourself in galery...i ended up blocked and she dont want to speak with me. And i didnt mean to share that to anybody just to myself but she didnt belived me...and thats it. I delete picture at the end because of respect to girl and no one ever saw that photo expect me, but it is what it is. I was very sad and depressed but show must go on so i moved on with mu head up because i know i didnt do anything bad or dishonorable.

  • @s0nofg0d2
    @s0nofg0d2 3 года назад +74

    "I am a badass. I am amazing!"
    Thank you alpha for boosting our confidence and for giving us your motivational speeches. I highly appreciate that! 👏😃

  • @JT-91
    @JT-91 3 года назад +215

    remember to mirror her texting. if she takes 4 hrs, you take 4hrs. if she responds in 15 seconds. you should too

    • @NeverIsALongTime
      @NeverIsALongTime 3 года назад +37

      That is GREAT advice. I am a woman and it is SO annoying when men expect instant replies. Sometimes I don't feel like talking until 24-48 hours and it has nothin to do with them.

    • @noorsultani3025
      @noorsultani3025 2 года назад +12

      When it becomes a usual thing i usually reply almost instantly and i get a fast response aswell and then late replies again, its like fishing

    • @adamhowell3165
      @adamhowell3165 Год назад +1

      Solid advice

    • @azadpeyma853438
      @azadpeyma853438 Год назад

      Yea that a great tips

    • @rohan-ghosh
      @rohan-ghosh Год назад

      one problem with this, if you do it often (in the initial stages) then its going to ruin it, for sure.

  • @joshuaavery9249
    @joshuaavery9249 4 года назад +8

    My go to is pretty cheesy but it works. When asked what I'm doing, I respond with "talking to this beautiful girl." And if she asks who, I tell them to look in the mirror. If they don't ask who, then ask them if they'd like to see what she looks like.

  • @armonpajouheshnia4837
    @armonpajouheshnia4837 2 года назад

    Great upload. Keep the confidence.
    Confidence not arrogance.
    Social Intelligence and not being desperate.
    I am a Bad-Ass and I love myself.

  • @scar9899
    @scar9899 5 лет назад +223

    "I love tacos, wanna go out for sushi" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @Ice-ls9jz
      @Ice-ls9jz 4 года назад +6

      SCar98 that got me too

    • @greencertifiedweb
      @greencertifiedweb 4 года назад +2

      I was thinking the same thing! Total non-sequitur!
      Actually, thinking it through from a psychology POV, that could work. It's a pattern interrupt... She's thinking "tacos" then she's thinking "what?" Default response, go along... "Okay!"
      Like this... "Do you like classical music?"
      Her: "Sure!"
      "I got tickets to a monster truck rally, I'll pick you up at 8!"

    • @rhyonhouse9215
      @rhyonhouse9215 4 года назад +1

      Sushi is a Japanese Taco

  • @aazifahzan
    @aazifahzan 5 лет назад +237

    The scariest moment is always just before you start. Stephen King

  • @BlazePhantom
    @BlazePhantom 5 лет назад +211

    2:53 when i see a pic of chicken wings!

  • @Geogian_
    @Geogian_ 2 года назад +1

    My favorite text messages is: I saw something today and I thought about you.

  • @lakshyaharjani4086
    @lakshyaharjani4086 4 года назад +110

    Found a good girl, talked to her and texted what he said, got blocked in seconds 🤦
    edit: make sure you recognize what type of girl you are talking to, these tips are not going to work on every girl!

    • @raptor6038
      @raptor6038 4 года назад +7

      Bro you should not try these tips on INDIAN CHICKS

    • @lakshyaharjani4086
      @lakshyaharjani4086 4 года назад +1

      @@raptor6038 oh yeah i didn't try them on an indian girl!

    • @liteizaak-yt3680
      @liteizaak-yt3680 4 года назад +1

      Dude 💀. Half the time u gotta know em first to say something like it made me think of u.

    • @Hharshit01
      @Hharshit01 3 года назад +1

      Bro u r Indian 😂

    • @lakshyaharjani4086
      @lakshyaharjani4086 3 года назад +5

      @@Hharshit01 Dude are you fr? doesn't matter if I am Indian or not.
      a) I am not in India.
      b) I don't sound Indian
      c) The girl wasn't Indian
      d) Update: I've been seeing someone for almost a month now and it's going pretty good.
      So, Stop looking at me or you as Indians and that you can not do shit, get that confidence up and if you can not do that stop trolling others.

  • @maurice4680
    @maurice4680 5 лет назад +739

    This guy is so hilarious I would like him to be my teacher

    • @aakashchouksey287
      @aakashchouksey287 5 лет назад +2

      Dude that's exactly i was thinking😊😹

    • @LukeVuijsters
      @LukeVuijsters 5 лет назад +14

      Mid class he promotes something

    • @cesar6004
      @cesar6004 4 года назад +1

      RUclipsrs who could be teachers is nice video idea

    • @dobi287
      @dobi287 4 года назад +5

      He is just tune in to alpha m channel

    • @sandrasmith4498
      @sandrasmith4498 4 года назад +1

      Alex Gomez he is

  • @jaredjenkins1310
    @jaredjenkins1310 4 года назад +132

    “Hey you!”
    A simple spell, but quite unbreakable

    • @NonComics
      @NonComics 4 года назад +4

      This is 100% facts

    • @jacobluke1171
      @jacobluke1171 4 года назад +2

      The avengers quote makes me believe you

    • @TooDizzyy
      @TooDizzyy 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@jacobluke1171you read my mind Mr. Doctor… It’s Strange

  • @ctvmemes1676
    @ctvmemes1676 3 года назад +6

    These were the exact texts I used to get my first GF, watching the vid for like the 2nd time. These work like a charm!

  • @arpitdadhich4405
    @arpitdadhich4405 5 лет назад +445

    Eminem's first text: hey girl, wanna go out?
    Girl: no, sorry.
    Eminem: *back to rapping*

  • @jesusgodinez435
    @jesusgodinez435 5 лет назад +147

    “You’re busy sending to like 6 chicks”
    YOOOO quiet down lmaooo

    • @D3ATHZH3AD
      @D3ATHZH3AD 5 лет назад +2

      The moment he said that I read this 😂

  • @mahirtazwar997
    @mahirtazwar997 4 года назад +42

    3:37
    me at 3 am at night: Imma badass!
    Sister from the next room: Yeah yeah. Now sleep

  • @duynhat638
    @duynhat638 3 года назад +27

    I love how alpha m always give 1000% energy on his video and don't mind being weird

  • @masculinestreetstyle4274
    @masculinestreetstyle4274 5 лет назад +448

    me: nudes?
    her: lets role play first you become a bank owner and I'll be the customer
    me: hi mam how can I help you
    her: are you the owner
    me: yes mam
    her: then leave me a loan
    me: wait what?!

    • @alanhussein7682
      @alanhussein7682 5 лет назад +5

      OOOF

    • @symfonio
      @symfonio 5 лет назад +6

      That's a punch to the face

    • @timothyjonathan526
      @timothyjonathan526 5 лет назад +1

      😆😆😆😆😆😅😅😅😅

    • @robspanton8223
      @robspanton8223 5 лет назад +22

      If you change one letter “loan” to “load” it makes the role play better

    • @thenotoriousko6872
      @thenotoriousko6872 5 лет назад +4

      Makes no fuckin sense and I work for the bank so I know

  • @juliewhite8014
    @juliewhite8014 5 лет назад +14

    I once told someone, "I've never been so intoxicated by one single individual, yet you still always blow everything that has has come close out of the water."
    She had a priceless reaction.😍

  • @ceramics4320
    @ceramics4320 5 лет назад +72

    i love the way alpha mimic 😂

  • @Americanpatriot-zo2tk
    @Americanpatriot-zo2tk 2 года назад +1

    You’ve got an actual point there I have a dry sense of humor and I assume everybody has one too. You’re correct. She doesn’t know who I am shall wait to put out the lousy jokes for a later time😀😀😀😀

  • @warudo3841
    @warudo3841 4 года назад +485

    “Hey Brenda how was your day?”
    “Good.”
    “Sweet, what did you eat for lunch?”
    “Tacos”
    *“I love tacos, do you want to go out tonight for sushi”*
    YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS HUMOR UP LOL

    • @teganmckechnie3574
      @teganmckechnie3574 3 года назад +6

      I love how his examples are grossly exaggerated to help us in the funniest way😂😂

    • @ted_dy_bee7904
      @ted_dy_bee7904 3 года назад +15

      Her : "dunno"
      Me : "meet u at 8"
      Her : "Ok but can't promise"
      Me calls at 7:30 to ask if she's ready*
      Her : "sry I can't make it today"
      Me : 😐

    • @RossisLost
      @RossisLost 3 года назад +15

      @@ted_dy_bee7904 LOL...Her loss and you just dodged a bullet. NEXT!!
      haha
      ~Cheers!

    • @patgerrygee6799
      @patgerrygee6799 2 года назад +2

      Raw

    • @cnesko
      @cnesko 2 года назад +1

      @@ted_dy_bee7904 If she can't commit right away, you should NEVER proceed. You tell her you are busy man and if she can't make it then you'll meet some other time when she has time.
      If she doesn't suggest some other time, usually it means low or no interest, so you either move away or wait for a week and ask again. If you don't get a definite answer the second time, then you should drop it.
      By the way, never, and I mean NEVER call to confirm (like calling at 7:30) otherwise you present yourself as a weak man lacking c confidence.

  • @jessevonk2836
    @jessevonk2836 5 лет назад +160

    When you are early and wanna make a joke but you don't know what to say :/

  • @nicolara2884
    @nicolara2884 5 лет назад +53

    Best pick up line: is it weird that I’m jealous of your heart, because it’s pumping in you and I’m not 😅

    • @sebaf2954
      @sebaf2954 5 лет назад

      LMAO!

    • @akashghongade9666
      @akashghongade9666 5 лет назад

      Will put in friend zone !

    • @joeyscarseat7870
      @joeyscarseat7870 4 года назад +2

      No instead of pumping out “pounding”

    • @caleblmao7389
      @caleblmao7389 4 года назад

      Wohhhhh lil to far lol

    • @justinthompson5779
      @justinthompson5779 4 года назад +1

      Use that in a Swiftor no limit pick up lines video (just search up “Swiftor” on RUclips and thank me later

  • @danielterrell403
    @danielterrell403 2 года назад +1

    His plugs r so smooth I dont even skip them

  • @mustafaalazawi7788
    @mustafaalazawi7788 5 лет назад +30

    Your impressions on how girls react it is hilarious!!😂😂