When you're quarantined in medieval times

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  • Опубликовано: 8 апр 2020
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  • @irrelephant732
    @irrelephant732 4 года назад +4588

    I love how this thing turned from "ugh, quarantine is boring" to "I'm having an affair with murderblade's soon-to-be-wife and he's gonna kille me, help" in just seconds.

    • @jennylaurence7388
      @jennylaurence7388 4 года назад +8

      RebekkACDC ruclips.net/video/_a87KvyJ7QM/видео.html

    • @Lazuley_
      @Lazuley_ 4 года назад +35

      i actually love quarantine
      *becuz i am always in quarantine even before the virus*

    • @valynambrose
      @valynambrose 4 года назад +4

      RebekkACDC LMAOOO

    • @Siimply_Axddy
      @Siimply_Axddy 4 года назад +3

      Snoi Med ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @snookerwither9955
    @snookerwither9955 4 года назад +8768

    It's actually sometimes hard to remember that there is only one person here

    • @siennawebster9896
      @siennawebster9896 4 года назад +180

      SnookerWither yeah I feel like there is actually 3 people in the room but then when you find out it’s just Daniel it feels weird

    • @sophiqu354
      @sophiqu354 4 года назад +26

      ExACTLy

    • @aikonn9619
      @aikonn9619 4 года назад +95

      His acting skills are on point

    • @jennylaurence7388
      @jennylaurence7388 4 года назад +14

      SnookerWither ruclips.net/video/_a87KvyJ7QM/видео.html

    • @revertingtonothing985
      @revertingtonothing985 4 года назад +5

      Wasting Light best album

  • @AveragePinwormEnjoyer
    @AveragePinwormEnjoyer 4 года назад +1358

    "Murderblade Strangleperson"
    I laughed *way* to hard at this

    • @VascoCards
      @VascoCards 3 года назад +13

      Your profile pic says it all

    • @Bbb.anana6
      @Bbb.anana6 3 года назад +2

      @@VascoCards ikr😂😂😂😂

    • @emilymartin7864
      @emilymartin7864 3 года назад +3

      @@VascoCards dude i was legit gonna replh the same thing

    • @movedchannels.mp4100
      @movedchannels.mp4100 3 года назад +1

      @@VascoCards lmao

    • @alanherlan3429
      @alanherlan3429 6 месяцев назад +1

      too like "I laughed way too hard at this" should be spelled with two O's try not to forget

  • @user-qy8pu1mj8l
    @user-qy8pu1mj8l 4 года назад +7721

    “Hey kid do you wanna be a knight?!”
    “HELL NO”
    That actually made me laugh so hard lmao-

    • @uwu-londonsdonutgalaxy-uwu8694
      @uwu-londonsdonutgalaxy-uwu8694 3 года назад +8

      Copied comment

    • @user-qy8pu1mj8l
      @user-qy8pu1mj8l 3 года назад +31

      UwU-London's Donut Galaxy-UwU
      Oh “sorry” I didn’t know there was another comment about it I just thought it was funny so I commented my opinion
      Not everything is copied I was just telling my opinion that’s what the comment section is for

    • @samuelcarvalho3691
      @samuelcarvalho3691 3 года назад +2

      But I dont get it

    • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen1817
      @smittywerbenjagermanjensen1817 3 года назад +8

      @@uwu-londonsdonutgalaxy-uwu8694 UGGGGHHHHH SO WHAT!

    • @lotte5125
      @lotte5125 3 года назад +2

      Same hahahahaha

  • @cesaremarcolazzarini3289
    @cesaremarcolazzarini3289 4 года назад +4081

    "Play me something uplifting."
    "Yes, M'lord."
    *dun dun dun*
    "Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yippity yip..."

    • @laurawillits176
      @laurawillits176 4 года назад +89

      Nooo, not the brain worm!

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum 4 года назад +52

      That would summon the worm AND the devil

    • @EternalSushiMusic
      @EternalSushiMusic 4 года назад +42

      Respect for getting the amount of yips correct

    • @orfeaszografos5687
      @orfeaszografos5687 4 года назад +22

      @@EternalSushiMusic holy wow, it's actually the correct amount of yips...

    • @dapepic9518
      @dapepic9518 4 года назад +8

      @@orfeaszografos5687 YEAH... yips

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +7107

    Plot twist: MurderBlade StranglePerson looks exactly like Daniel

    • @zuzanna8335
      @zuzanna8335 4 года назад +118

      NO WAY

    • @ender4344
      @ender4344 4 года назад +119

      *gasp* THAT’S THE TWISTIEST TWIST EVER!

    • @Aushwitz69420
      @Aushwitz69420 4 года назад +56

      I want to see that fight bro

    • @rionachreid5863
      @rionachreid5863 4 года назад +55

      I keep seeing this account commenting everywhere!

    • @jtprabh
      @jtprabh 4 года назад +17

      @@rionachreid5863 SAME

  • @cleolori2370
    @cleolori2370 3 года назад +1760

    "His name is Murder!?"
    "It's literally murder-"
    "Murder Blade"
    lol, cracked me up

  • @-angeliris-
    @-angeliris- 3 года назад +397

    "I wonder what ferrets taste like. Hey, you're poor. Is that what a hot dog is?"

    • @SuoKiba
      @SuoKiba 3 года назад +9

      first reply so ummm have a good day/night if you see this

  • @emmakohlenberg3774
    @emmakohlenberg3774 4 года назад +9389

    “Hey kid you wanna be a knight” “HELL no”
    Just call that tritones demon back he’ll handle murder blade

    • @b0unce805
      @b0unce805 4 года назад +30

      Lolll😂

    • @urielc918
      @urielc918 4 года назад +104

      He’s quarantined tho

    • @nanamacapagal8342
      @nanamacapagal8342 4 года назад +49

      @@urielc918 You don't need to go outside to summon the tritone demon

    • @ninjabo0117
      @ninjabo0117 4 года назад +18

      @@nanamacapagal8342 tritone demon is dead he cant do so funk anymoee he contracted covid- metal

    • @tjfrye11
      @tjfrye11 4 года назад +8

      @@nanamacapagal8342 no, but the tritone demon needs to go outside to show up

  • @Maddy-ct7st
    @Maddy-ct7st 4 года назад +32292

    I'm starting to feel like Daniel just really likes playing that king character and honestly i'm kinda here for it

    • @olive_fezz
      @olive_fezz 4 года назад +203

      Maddy get this pinned omg

    • @someguywhosometimesmakesjo1006
      @someguywhosometimesmakesjo1006 4 года назад +245

      He's vibin tho ngl

    • @997ET
      @997ET 4 года назад +193

      I mean he's damn good at it. he better like it

    • @-mouse
      @-mouse 4 года назад +141

      hiS NAME IS MAH LORD

    • @renekumar8290
      @renekumar8290 4 года назад +52

      That laurel crown and the robe where did he get the robe man???

  • @hogseymakesmusic1146
    @hogseymakesmusic1146 4 года назад +1188

    “We’re gonna be stuck here for quite some time, sassy....
    *so send for the sack* “

    • @stonksboinz
      @stonksboinz 3 года назад +34

      *Finger the sack.*

    • @Daphodil27
      @Daphodil27 3 года назад +5

      But the line before that was even better...

    • @stonksboinz
      @stonksboinz 3 года назад +5

      @Nathan *N O .*

    • @ajhurtado9808
      @ajhurtado9808 3 года назад +4

      @@stonksboinz LET THEM FINGER THE SACK

    • @rileyhenson9050
      @rileyhenson9050 3 года назад +4

      @@ajhurtado9808 I legit WHEEZED for a good 5 minutes straight after that

  • @tythosdelta2650
    @tythosdelta2650 3 года назад +319

    “Hey kid You wanna be a Knight?”
    “Oh HELL NAW”

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 4 года назад +7784

    “You’re poor, is that what hotdog is?”
    That is a direct attack to literally every human being ever

    • @maddlabs2148
      @maddlabs2148 4 года назад +72

      ToxicSkull0 except people like me whomst don’t like hot dogs

    • @pardn
      @pardn 4 года назад +11

      And ferrets

    • @hiitskai29
      @hiitskai29 4 года назад +8

      Vegans are *q* *u* *a* *k* *i* *n* *g*

    • @indyat.8450
      @indyat.8450 4 года назад +6

      I was eating a hotdog as he said it

    • @jennylaurence7388
      @jennylaurence7388 4 года назад +8

      ToxicSkull0 ruclips.net/video/SykKsipLuf0/видео.html

  • @mayhem9504
    @mayhem9504 4 года назад +8118

    The falcon was fast,
    But is no one gonna say how fast murder blade was 😟

    • @chimarajigsawlord
      @chimarajigsawlord 4 года назад +405

      The falcon was fast
      But murderblade was faster

    • @trihermawan9553
      @trihermawan9553 4 года назад +211

      His name is murder, it's literally murder

    • @Hell_o847
      @Hell_o847 4 года назад +186

      @@trihermawan9553 murderblade my lord

    • @notkr0w_
      @notkr0w_ 4 года назад +21

      Dear Lady`Stardust Come on out king....

    • @Hydro555
      @Hydro555 4 года назад +5

      Facts

  • @james8616
    @james8616 4 года назад +152

    “You’re poor, is that what a hotdog is?”
    ProZD PTSD

  • @shrk_5792
    @shrk_5792 3 года назад +113

    “Sir, you wish to risk a travelers life so he may finger the sack for your entertainment?”
    pfft-

    • @Erin-yw6sv
      @Erin-yw6sv 3 года назад +4

      "Were gonna be here for quite some time sassy."

  • @lucastornado9496
    @lucastornado9496 4 года назад +3503

    *”so he may finger the sack for your entertainment”*
    L M A O

  • @lexisl3231
    @lexisl3231 4 года назад +4478

    This video should alternately be called: “Daniel gets exercise going up and down the stairs” 😂

    • @harg5544
      @harg5544 4 года назад +97

      daniel is the pianist dude, the yellow one is a squire

    • @ironicjoke6836
      @ironicjoke6836 4 года назад +40

      @Shroombaby calm down

    • @josephinelauren4608
      @josephinelauren4608 4 года назад +10

      @@ironicjoke6836 yes

    • @grandholly4123
      @grandholly4123 4 года назад +2

      Emiliano Paniagua Daniel plays all the characters

    • @harg5544
      @harg5544 4 года назад +10

      @@grandholly4123 dumbo, thats the actual king, hes real, smh

  • @bisexual_disaster5223
    @bisexual_disaster5223 4 года назад +867

    Plot twist: him and Thomas Sanders where separated at birth

    • @bisexual_disaster5223
      @bisexual_disaster5223 3 года назад +8

      @Hinata Boke 😅

    • @no-hr6rj
      @no-hr6rj 3 года назад +19

      imagine putting some garbage viner on the same level as daniel

    • @bisexual_disaster5223
      @bisexual_disaster5223 3 года назад +66

      @@no-hr6rj Did you just insult Thomas Sanders i feel personally attacked I love himmm

    • @magicpigeon_
      @magicpigeon_ 3 года назад +44

      aimbot Thomas isn’t garbage :(

    • @katyanims9822
      @katyanims9822 3 года назад +42

      @@no-hr6rj e x c u s e m e--
      how DARE you insult such a wholesome man that also created my favorite series ever >:'0

  • @guatesecreto
    @guatesecreto 3 года назад +57

    "Well you better kill that freaking falcon!"
    My brain: *time to start wheezing like a tea kettle*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +2218

    I guess that MurderBlade StranglePerson has already cuffed those bountiful hills that the king really wanted to see.

    • @zoph3us
      @zoph3us 4 года назад +26

      welcome back god

    • @adoggo1848
      @adoggo1848 4 года назад +37

      WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

    • @EatingThread
      @EatingThread 4 года назад +40

      The young protégé of Justin Y.

    • @prachetasnayse9709
      @prachetasnayse9709 4 года назад +6

      Lmao, fancy see you here xD

    • @DrowningScallop
      @DrowningScallop 4 года назад +4

      Why the hell are you everywhere?!

  • @Raynabananas
    @Raynabananas 4 года назад +2385

    The clothes he's wearing makes this skit 1000% better.

    • @thomastual3711
      @thomastual3711 4 года назад +4

      So ur saying his clothes are the only thing standing out? wow

    • @maximilianmus8773
      @maximilianmus8773 4 года назад +22

      Shadow Noob no mate, he’s complimenting the attention to detail

    • @marvinmcintosh3555
      @marvinmcintosh3555 4 года назад +2

      He puts on different clothes to define the characters my favorite characters are brain, king and devin

    • @cathat9059
      @cathat9059 4 года назад

      Why he has this I don’t know why

  • @vedsky2501
    @vedsky2501 4 года назад +71

    “i wonder what a ferret tastes like.” me and my furret plush: DONT YOU DARE

  • @JBlooey
    @JBlooey 3 года назад +5

    "It's been less than a week and I'm so freaking bored."
    ~The King, last year

  • @yayes
    @yayes 4 года назад +2131

    “Yep, that’s the vibe.”
    The vibe which is sad.
    The sad vibe.
    The vibe made to be sad.
    The sad feeling associated with the vibe.

    • @mrlazarus6778
      @mrlazarus6778 4 года назад +48

      That vibe?

    • @lolmom3590
      @lolmom3590 4 года назад +35

      Crimson Dynamite720 YES THAT VIBE!

    • @valencia878
      @valencia878 4 года назад +31

      kuzco's poison

    • @finnythepooh
      @finnythepooh 4 года назад +16

      @@valencia878 the poison for Kuzco

    • @mrlazarus6778
      @mrlazarus6778 4 года назад +10

      Play the treble, Dan.
      *WRONG TREBLEEEEeeeeeeeeeee*

  • @hecdavid11
    @hecdavid11 4 года назад +2215

    I'll just take a minute to appreciate how Daniel's acting is so great that I felt this video had 3 different people

    • @veggiedragon1000
      @veggiedragon1000 4 года назад +40

      Hector Caballero Four including Murderblade.

    • @starsadoring
      @starsadoring 4 года назад +8

      @@veggiedragon1000 five including that one girl

    • @veggiedragon1000
      @veggiedragon1000 4 года назад +3

      x olliebear x I mean, we actually heard Murderblade. Perchance the lady could be imagined, and the letter merely deposited upstairs? :P

    • @saulo4302
      @saulo4302 4 года назад +2

      And... -I need names with- -B and A for the- -joke, but it's a falcon...- uh... sir Beaks Allot, the fastest falcon alive.
      Edit: It's a falcon, not a hawk.

    • @dunkbuscusgaming7016
      @dunkbuscusgaming7016 4 года назад

      4 if you count Murder Blade not sure if that was Dan though the voice effect made it hard to tell.

  • @golswor1194
    @golswor1194 3 года назад +13

    Imagine a medieval king saying "yep, thats the vibe"

  • @danielhobbyist
    @danielhobbyist 3 года назад +7

    1:34 when the squire smirks made me laugh.

  • @BonaDeum
    @BonaDeum 4 года назад +2099

    The brain when there is no paid sketch at the end: IT AIN’T FAMILIAR!

  • @leannenoble6399
    @leannenoble6399 4 года назад +2143

    *Oh his birth name is murderbladestrangleperson*
    Me: I'm dead

  • @AwsomenessEpicness
    @AwsomenessEpicness Год назад +4

    The bagpipes bit makes a lot more sense now

  • @matxgamex
    @matxgamex 3 года назад +17

    I have been watching this guy for about a year now. And now I literally just realized that he is a very good at voice acting.

  • @puppypasta4965
    @puppypasta4965 4 года назад +3473

    "The Butcher of Blood Savage."
    "Oh he sounds like a character!"
    This is peak comedy you guys.

    • @housecatt6
      @housecatt6 4 года назад +3

      I don’t care lol

    • @beastboy6799
      @beastboy6799 4 года назад +101

      willi4m127 I have looked far and wide. Traveled through vast, green forests and hiked myself up large, rocky mountains. From the sunny plains of Africa to the cold, snow fields of Antarctica. Yet, I have failed to find anyone who asked.

    • @King-bl8oe
      @King-bl8oe 4 года назад +1

      Indeed it is, the other too comments probably dont get it lol

    • @hihowareyou969
      @hihowareyou969 4 года назад +21

      The Butcher of Blaviken from the Witcher Series maybe?

    • @beastboy6799
      @beastboy6799 4 года назад +3

      MiaMy I did, I’m replying to Willi4m127 lol

  • @just4bigguyswithinternetac657
    @just4bigguyswithinternetac657 4 года назад +8384

    This dude is literally talking to himself
    And I love it

    • @moderatesoprano9562
      @moderatesoprano9562 4 года назад +56

      Is this not a summary of every Daniel Thrasher video ever?

    • @barronsimmons1230
      @barronsimmons1230 4 года назад +22

      Sander Sides be like

    • @Cranjis20
      @Cranjis20 4 года назад +14

      Ever heard of Thomas Sanders?

    • @han-huo
      @han-huo 4 года назад +14

      Try CalebCity
      those skits have a different style but they're still hilarious

    • @zeroisbeterthan133
      @zeroisbeterthan133 4 года назад +2

      That's really in apparently. For a reason.

  • @lorddeath115
    @lorddeath115 3 года назад +18

    "Hey kid you wanna be a knight"
    "HELL NO"

  • @ianlaurelgabuya2744
    @ianlaurelgabuya2744 2 года назад +3

    "sir are you to risk a travalers life so he may finder the sack?"
    cracked me like an egg🤣

  • @PP-wq8nt
    @PP-wq8nt 4 года назад +1144

    “You wish to risk a travelers life, so he may finger the sac?”
    I died listening to that

  • @Alex-ie4yx
    @Alex-ie4yx 4 года назад +629

    "I wonder what ferrets taste like"
    I will now think of this everyday

    • @annabeld7758
      @annabeld7758 4 года назад

      @Arthur Jack bruh

    • @eyyyyyyyyyyjd
      @eyyyyyyyyyyjd 4 года назад

      I’ll say I had one it reminds me of beef stew but not beef

    • @zetjet9901
      @zetjet9901 4 года назад

      Idk why but I feel like they would taste kinda like mushrooms

    • @zoobean994
      @zoobean994 4 года назад +3

      Aren't u curious what bats taste like?

    • @seanwaddell2659
      @seanwaddell2659 4 года назад +1

      Alex, No!

  • @iconjukes
    @iconjukes 3 года назад +13

    “I wonder what a ferret tastes like”
    Draco laughs nervously

  • @oliviaakatee
    @oliviaakatee 3 года назад +20

    lmao "hey, kid wanna be a knight?" "hell no."

  • @williamtenney2432
    @williamtenney2432 4 года назад +734

    “You wish to risk a travelers life so he can finger the sack for your entertaining?”
    Genius writing

  • @imppyplays2534
    @imppyplays2534 4 года назад +3536

    "Finger the sack"
    Ah I see that I'm not the only one who does that

    • @kawaiineko2523
      @kawaiineko2523 4 года назад +31

      *N o*

    • @chrish7543
      @chrish7543 4 года назад +21

      We Stan A Queen M A Y B E

    • @olivererlandsson30
      @olivererlandsson30 4 года назад +38

      Right... I'm going to pretend I never saw this

    • @kaiflewin8373
      @kaiflewin8373 4 года назад +40

      ergh great I gotta wash my eyes again

    • @ianmokaya9045
      @ianmokaya9045 4 года назад +8

      Welp. There goes my chance for top comment😪

  • @scottchesney1444
    @scottchesney1444 3 года назад +4

    “Murder-Blade-Strangle-Person” DUDE. ALMOST PEED MYSELF!!🤣

  • @thepbcenthusiast7561
    @thepbcenthusiast7561 Год назад +5

    The King’s description on how to play bagpipes is actual gold 😂

  • @aaye.itstayy2086
    @aaye.itstayy2086 4 года назад +2336

    “Well u better kill that freakin Falcon! His name is murder?!?! it’s literally *MURDER!!* ”

    • @elliottgibby89
      @elliottgibby89 4 года назад +107

      "Murder _Blade_ , my Lord."

    • @brocoli17
      @brocoli17 4 года назад +40

      And that was the fastest falcon in the kingdom it might already be there

    • @lanespivey3150
      @lanespivey3150 4 года назад +31

      **intense knocking**
      “Do we have any knights on standby?”

    • @crazybrickstudios7482
      @crazybrickstudios7482 4 года назад +15

      *I WANT YOU OUT, KING*

    • @user-zt9nf2wf2u
      @user-zt9nf2wf2u 4 года назад +6

      mur
      murder

  • @harg5544
    @harg5544 4 года назад +412

    tbh Murderblade Strangleperson is willing to defend his wife's honor so he's a really good husband, the dream man

    • @zain4019
      @zain4019 4 года назад +6

      Emiliano Paniagua
      Agreed

    • @qwerty_and_azerty
      @qwerty_and_azerty 4 года назад +8

      Emiliano Paniagua *fiancée

    • @harg5544
      @harg5544 4 года назад +2

      @@qwerty_and_azerty Oh right, my bad

    • @josephhelms2362
      @josephhelms2362 4 года назад +2

      I don't see how attempting to court someone is an attack on their honor, but yes, he does seem nice

    • @harg5544
      @harg5544 4 года назад +9

      @@josephhelms2362 I think flirting with an engaged person does a little bit of damage

  • @a_random_person273
    @a_random_person273 3 года назад +3

    “Well you better kill the fricken falcon!” XD

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 4 года назад +13

    When you're quarantined in medieval times you just die.

  • @spiderflash1273
    @spiderflash1273 4 года назад +718

    “...You know, we don’t need to send the letter.”
    “We’ve already sent the falcon, my lord.”
    *”YoU SeNt a FaLCoN!?”*

    • @ba-wp5zs
      @ba-wp5zs 4 года назад +21

      Murderblade Strangleperson seems a lovely person. Why not send a falcon? I'm sure nothing would go wrong...

    • @Kooky159
      @Kooky159 4 года назад +15

      "The fastest in the Kingdom!"

    • @ommzi6428
      @ommzi6428 4 года назад +2

      Way to quote the video

    • @hirtew7
      @hirtew7 4 года назад +3

      The falcon’s name? Millennium

    • @hawkeysim1487
      @hawkeysim1487 4 года назад

      I'd like it but it's a 666 likes

  • @noth9307
    @noth9307 4 года назад +4078

    Came back here after realizing the king is some powerful demon-slaying wizard who pretends to be weak... I didn't wanna say it, but uh, I don't think Murderblade survived.
    RIP Murderblade Strangleperson

    • @oldkingcole4354
      @oldkingcole4354 4 года назад +71

      I mean the King is also a wizard apparently

    • @CelestialShock
      @CelestialShock 4 года назад +64

      Cole Pappadakis yes he already said that

    • @chunkybacon5724
      @chunkybacon5724 4 года назад +104

      *B O U N T I F U L H I L L S*

    • @aleahlrb
      @aleahlrb 4 года назад +54

      It made the King even more my favorite character. 😂

    • @ilikeblacktea4179
      @ilikeblacktea4179 4 года назад +6

      Yeahh

  • @Alculai
    @Alculai 3 года назад +134

    Me:
    takes a sip of water and then hearing
    “HiS naMe is murDEr?!”
    Body:
    ‘CUE THE SPIT TAKE!’

  • @cartortoise_0733
    @cartortoise_0733 3 года назад +4

    0:56 “You mean the bagpipes?”
    *”uh, no.”*

  • @thecatladytm7172
    @thecatladytm7172 4 года назад +877

    "Murderblade strangleperson"
    Sounds like something Bakugou would come up with.

    • @alpha_trico1767
      @alpha_trico1767 4 года назад +5

      TheCatLadytm lol he would tho

    • @eggnog5114
      @eggnog5114 4 года назад +24

      TheCatLadytm *LordMurderbladeStrangleperson.

    • @mv3933
      @mv3933 4 года назад +3

      Yup

    • @shorttoast
      @shorttoast 4 года назад +4

      DEKUUUUUU

    • @shorttoast
      @shorttoast 4 года назад +11

      @@eggnog5114*lordexplosionmurderbladestrangleperson

  • @k1tdragon5
    @k1tdragon5 4 года назад +360

    “Murder-blade strangle-person”
    Seem legit

  • @Brutho-hg1hb
    @Brutho-hg1hb 4 года назад +46

    "hey kid? Wanna be a knight?!"
    Kid: *"hailllll no"*

  • @KainCarthyst
    @KainCarthyst 3 года назад +4

    This is definitely one of the best skits so far, the more characterization you give to these three, the better

  • @finnythepooh
    @finnythepooh 4 года назад +3817

    Me: Hey Alexa, play something cheery
    Alexa: plays up lifting song
    Me: No, no stop. Alexa, play something sad
    Alexa: plays depressing song
    Me: _Yeah, that hits the spot_

    • @deskbop
      @deskbop 4 года назад +5

      Cinnamon 519 - That is hit the spot.

    • @finnythepooh
      @finnythepooh 4 года назад +2

      @@deskbop oop- thx XD

    • @deskbop
      @deskbop 4 года назад +4

      Cinnamon 519 - no prob bro

    • @finnythepooh
      @finnythepooh 4 года назад +5

      @GamesMcGee Alexa is the definition of comedy

    • @deskbop
      @deskbop 4 года назад +3

      @GamesMcGee - Did you have a bad day or something?

  • @fermentedgremlin
    @fermentedgremlin 4 года назад +615

    daniel: *plays sad music*
    the king: that’s the vibe

    • @julicejenkins236
      @julicejenkins236 4 года назад +8

      It's literally the same as "Alexa, play Despacito"

    • @taliabeck5264
      @taliabeck5264 4 года назад

      omg so true! I laughed out loud haha

  • @thepoppyman844
    @thepoppyman844 3 года назад +69

    “Sire you wish to risk a travelers life, so that he may finger the sack, for your entertainment?”
    Me: “Well of course he’s the bloody king that’s what he does, and besides, that traveler has properly been eaten by a bear in a week, so we might as well make him useful while he is here.”

  • @yourgrandadsleftachille3644
    @yourgrandadsleftachille3644 3 года назад +3

    “Send for the sack ok?”

  • @karmmaguitar
    @karmmaguitar 4 года назад +480

    “medieval times”
    *keyboardist plays beethoven with a harpsichord sound

  • @akio5250
    @akio5250 4 года назад +497

    “Finger the sack” is a sentence I wish I have never heard

    • @mistertornato6197
      @mistertornato6197 4 года назад

      On the contrary

    • @Zoopinator
      @Zoopinator 4 года назад +3

      For your entertainment?

    • @massimopericolo7665
      @massimopericolo7665 4 года назад +1

      I thought it said shekira Not sheikra ruclips.net/video/SykKsipLuf0/видео.html

  • @petyreyvind9963
    @petyreyvind9963 2 года назад +2

    "Visit her bountiful hills again"
    I'm dying so bad rn, every time I listen to this I can't hold it together 😂😂😂

  • @katherineazarraga4727
    @katherineazarraga4727 3 года назад +6

    2:11 i died XD

  • @matiasvf2520
    @matiasvf2520 4 года назад +729

    We just discovered that the king is a wizard so he's fine

    • @confusedmedictf2207
      @confusedmedictf2207 3 года назад

      that's in a different timeline my guy

    • @febrezeairfreshner9222
      @febrezeairfreshner9222 3 года назад +5

      @@confusedmedictf2207 Timeline? Tis timeline butter.. when grass frolics grease.. When the bunny has no buns. Tis the world where grease be thou god. Amen.
      Did I sound smart :>?

    • @confusedmedictf2207
      @confusedmedictf2207 3 года назад

      @@febrezeairfreshner9222 amen. Yes you did

    • @febrezeairfreshner9222
      @febrezeairfreshner9222 3 года назад

      @@confusedmedictf2207 Tank u for approve my life is complete ಥ_ಥ

    • @confusedmedictf2207
      @confusedmedictf2207 3 года назад

      @@febrezeairfreshner9222 you are welcome my child

  • @calencrawford2195
    @calencrawford2195 4 года назад +306

    Ahh yes, Murderblade Strangleperson, The Butcher of Bloodsavage.

    • @icywave2185
      @icywave2185 4 года назад

      Murder blade strangle person

  • @SolarTara
    @SolarTara 4 года назад +16

    This gives me serious 2009 youtube vibes where people didn't care about stats and just wanted to make funny skits

    • @peachycrow9462
      @peachycrow9462 3 года назад +1

      Like bill wurtz, he did that sorta thing at the end, do you know who bill wurtz is???

  • @J.A.S._Official
    @J.A.S._Official 3 года назад +22

    LMFAOOOOOOO bruhvvvv
    "Squire, put on this crown and switch me clothes."
    "Okay..."
    "Great now stand here"
    "Okay.."
    ~OPENS DOOR~
    "Hello?"
    "King."
    "He's o'er there sir."
    ~EXECUTES THE SQUIRE INSTEAD OF THE KING~

    • @LOVEMUFFIN_official
      @LOVEMUFFIN_official 3 года назад +5

      They do share a surprising resemblance. It would probably work...

    • @J.A.S._Official
      @J.A.S._Official 3 года назад +1

      @@LOVEMUFFIN_official Exactly XD

  • @EcoSnakeTV
    @EcoSnakeTV 4 года назад +532

    "His name is murder? It's literally murder?", "Murderblade my Lord"

    • @Bombinmybag010
      @Bombinmybag010 4 года назад +1

      JohnM i got cancer when I listened to that

    • @trihermawan9553
      @trihermawan9553 4 года назад

      And it was the fastest falcon in the kingdom, and it might already be there

    • @spudjaam
      @spudjaam 4 года назад

      **loud banging**
      do we have any knights on standby?

  • @chrischive3799
    @chrischive3799 4 года назад +272

    “So he may finger the sac for your entertainment”
    -Daniel Thrasher’s brain.

  • @ZabdielSostre
    @ZabdielSostre 3 года назад +4

    2:36
    King: "Hey kid ya wanna be a knight"
    Daniel: "HELL NAW"

  • @cristoni9414
    @cristoni9414 4 года назад +2

    Your reaction after he said Murder blade gave me Michael Scott vibes...I'm on the floor

  • @xaviertyack5640
    @xaviertyack5640 4 года назад +552

    "Hey kid you wanna be a knight?"
    Me: *SCREAMS IN DEUS VULT*

    • @jumpboost1776
      @jumpboost1776 4 года назад +5

      FOR THE GRACE!!!
      FOR THE HOLY!!!

    • @TheShrewdMonarch
      @TheShrewdMonarch 4 года назад +2

      Jumpboost1
      I’m getting For Honor vibes right now... I might as well customize Warden to look like a Templar... THANK YOU!

  • @AngelMartinez-du8vt
    @AngelMartinez-du8vt 4 года назад +285

    King: "His name is Murder? Literally Murder?"
    Servant: "Murder blade my lord"

  • @EHailOfficial
    @EHailOfficial 4 года назад +9

    "You wish to risk a travelers life just so he may finger the sacc for your entertainment"
    Best line of the year

  • @rendagreat1866
    @rendagreat1866 3 года назад +2

    i'd watch a whole season of this show

  • @LuigiYoshiShell
    @LuigiYoshiShell 4 года назад +399

    Teachers: Hope she’s not dead, that would be a waste of paper

    • @MayaMaya-ls4gt
      @MayaMaya-ls4gt 4 года назад +1

      "Shes not dead my lord".
      "How do u KnOw?"
      " Your kindom has eyes everywhere".

  • @jumpinjellybean6266
    @jumpinjellybean6266 4 года назад +153

    “No that is to cheery! We’re supposed to play something SAD! WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SAD!” 😂😂 mood tho 😂

  • @BrandonSmith-jw3pp
    @BrandonSmith-jw3pp 3 года назад +1

    the "yes my lord" by sire makes my day 🤣🤣😌

  • @nighpaw4651
    @nighpaw4651 3 года назад +3

    I hope mr. Murderblades realises that killing the king will make the whole kingdom come down on him, though by how fast he got there, he might be the flash

  • @mimiweirdo77
    @mimiweirdo77 4 года назад +2545

    “The sack, you had to blow, finger, and squeeze it all at once”
    “Are you willing to sacrifice a mans life so he can finger the sack”
    I’m dying all you need is the Michael Scott that’s what she said in the video😂😂😂

    • @Sarah-cp4lp
      @Sarah-cp4lp 4 года назад +26

      @landobro Huh what!?

    • @powerpug964
      @powerpug964 4 года назад +21

      @landobro lol no. Ur only video is roblox gameplay and you seem 7, so its ok

    • @Fisinocean
      @Fisinocean 4 года назад +9

      @landobro what?

    • @woltzzy
      @woltzzy 4 года назад +1

      Mimi's Mashup that was the best thing I have ever heard

    • @onebilliontacos3405
      @onebilliontacos3405 4 года назад +1

      @Landobro I don’t know, he may still be traumatized from accidentally creating the theme from the office

  • @dragonman1265
    @dragonman1265 4 года назад +79

    I lost it at “murder blade strangle person” 😆🤣😂

  • @TheFatScot
    @TheFatScot 2 года назад +1

    0:53 as a Scottish man I am proud to be the nation thats national instrument is the thing were you had to blow, finger and squeeze it all at once and made a lot of noise

  • @LOVEMUFFIN_official
    @LOVEMUFFIN_official 3 года назад +1

    Twist: Murderblade was just there to deliver the bagpipes.

  • @gracemiller666
    @gracemiller666 4 года назад +250

    *"hE mAy fiNgEr tHe sAcK fOr yOuR eNtErTaiNmEnT"*

    • @subscriberswithoutvideos-iz6lt
      @subscriberswithoutvideos-iz6lt 4 года назад +3

      Gracie M. ruclips.net/video/SykKsipLuf0/видео.html

    • @agzzradface3113
      @agzzradface3113 4 года назад

      @@subscriberswithoutvideos-iz6lt what is that link, it isnt youtube since youtu and be are not in the same word, nobody open that link

    • @IanIsSwag
      @IanIsSwag 4 года назад

      agzzr adface it’s literally just a video link to a piano rendition of a song

    • @janselkennethtolentino8269
      @janselkennethtolentino8269 4 года назад

      @@agzzradface3113 alternative yt link (afaik they started doing that to shorten links)
      But yes it is an actual youtube link.

  • @Bean-mq2rz
    @Bean-mq2rz 4 года назад +254

    “Finger the sack”
    OMG DANIEL.

  • @The_Izin
    @The_Izin 3 года назад +1

    God the acting is on point👏👏👏

  • @krrex9181
    @krrex9181 3 года назад +4

    Daniel is really good, he should become a musician, and even a youtuber because he is pretty funny

  • @DB-ci1wt
    @DB-ci1wt 4 года назад +251

    2:20 *Demon knocks on door*
    Me: “But wait, he hasn’t misplayed a note”

  • @griffy524
    @griffy524 4 года назад +1344

    “He may finger the sack, for your entertainment.”
    -Squire 1347
    Edit: Thank you so much for 800 likes, the most I’ve ever had.

    • @griffy524
      @griffy524 4 года назад +16

      ded yukari well I’ll make sure not to come near you then

    • @trukaiser
      @trukaiser 4 года назад +5

      sacks are tight!

    • @griffy524
      @griffy524 4 года назад +1

      Dustin H very

    • @fyodorsfluffywhitehatmar
      @fyodorsfluffywhitehatmar 4 года назад

      fingers potato sack

    • @snazzyfellow2804
      @snazzyfellow2804 4 года назад +2

      @@trukaiser fingering sacks is super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @theoneinthemiddleproductio5602
    @theoneinthemiddleproductio5602 3 года назад +1

    This dude could make a medieval comedy and we would watch it

  • @kailavanderwielen3588
    @kailavanderwielen3588 3 года назад +3

    i absolutely LOVE this video. something about the historical gist and total irreverence is delightful to me! i'd love to see some oliver twist or shakespeare riffs for future sketches!

  • @mr-nonsense
    @mr-nonsense 4 года назад +227

    When there is no skit that happens to be paid for at the end of the video:
    “Somethings wrong, I can feel it”

    • @renwannabe3237
      @renwannabe3237 4 года назад

      Dude i just subscribe lol. Can't resist the red subscribe now photo 😂

    • @vari1535
      @vari1535 4 года назад

      flowkey

    • @ri3121
      @ri3121 4 года назад

      It's just a feeling I've got, like somethings about to happen

    • @sanyatyagi645
      @sanyatyagi645 4 года назад +2

      @@renwannabe3237 it just ain't fAmIlIaH

  • @Rose-ez9vf
    @Rose-ez9vf 4 года назад +132

    I’m beginning to think Daniel doesn’t even write scripts. He just does whatever feels right 😂

    • @min_nad
      @min_nad 4 года назад

      Tru

    • @annonymous6827
      @annonymous6827 4 года назад

      He must... No script could be this funny

    • @audreywong7494
      @audreywong7494 4 года назад

      I think he writes scripts, because he has to film all the parts separately which is hard to improvise

  • @ariascarlet9149
    @ariascarlet9149 3 года назад +1

    “ I thirst for a time when I get tot visit her bountiful hills😏” - Lord Daniel 😂😂

  • @William_Does_Coasters2255
    @William_Does_Coasters2255 Год назад +3

    “So that he may finger the sack, for your entertainment?” got me 😂😂😂

  • @O-san4
    @O-san4 4 года назад +460

    "Murder Blade Strangle Person"
    Where have I heard that before?

  • @moon_and_water
    @moon_and_water 4 года назад +66

    "XOXO
    The King"
    Definitely gonna set that under an email

  • @skullNcobwebs
    @skullNcobwebs 3 года назад

    You are delightful. Enjoyed you much

  • @emina123revol
    @emina123revol 4 года назад +2

    I love his "hell no!" Lol.