They're having Pat instead of woolie on for this one because they felt this cryme was too raw for white people to be present, it's for woolies safety really...
Good to see that RUclips's recommendations are still highly relevant to the content. Because when I think someone playing Dead to Rights, it's only natural that best friend animal videos and best friend playdate baby videos should show up in the recommended feed.
You do you man. If that's what you want to watch, go for it. All I'm saying is that the recommended list is really bizarre for an LP of a game called Dead to Rights. Hell, it's bizarre for any of the content on this channel (though it's not the first time it's happened).
Oh, and would you look at that? Suddenly there's normal recommended videos here. Eh, maybe I just got here early enough that whatever RUclips algorithm sorts these things out hadn't finished doing what it's supposed to.
Speaking of dogs fetching bombs, in Dead to Rights: Retribution Shadow can bring you ammunition during firefights this sometimes bugs out and he will drop a live grenade at your feet.
The only person I know who loved this game was my dad. I thought he liked cause he was a cop and I watched himLP’d the whole thing. What a great time in my childhood
Maria Luke Yep, it's a thing. Rome had senators that were elected representatives of their cities/city-states. A republic is a form of government that includes some kinda representative body.
@@marialuke2116 yeah, before julius Caesar fucked the system with his dictatorship that the senate extended before they assassinated him the empire was a republic. Dude actually pulled a palpatine pretty much. Got himself declared dictator to save the republic and then turned the republic into an empire
Slowbeef takes the porn newgrounds games so in retribution SBFP tries to take Dead to Rights. Honestly though, having watched a stream of this recently, there is going to be a lot of deaths if intense editing is not in place. Also hype for Jack Slate getting on an airplane is very real.
Why do I feel like this is the entire reason this RUclips channel exists? Matt played the long con and now he finally gets to force Pat into playing Dead To Rights with him
"What a fucking weird name for an enemy!" In the construction site Matt shot the Foreman of the site with a pump-action...I don't think they're enemies...
Kitana's hair in Mortal Kombat 9 was shockingly impressive. I remember thinking they could have just gave her the bun she had in MK3 but they actually rendered some long hair.
Kiryu has killed literally hundreds of people. If someone smashes your head in a car door and then stamps on your head so hard that blood squirts out of it you're not walking away.
I have so much nostalgia rn. I can vividly remember watching my dad play this game. We'd use the game shark and have all of the guns and ammo all the time
Of all the LP's I could have expected...this honestly wasn't one of them. That being said let's fucking go, I'm always down for crime-fighting dogs and their occasional human sidekicks.
Oh my god, I have been looking for this game for years, I remember that exact stripper scene and the dog. I'm really glad Best Friends are playing this.
I’ve wanted this for years, I have played through this game an embarrassingly large amount of times and have probably asked for this in the comments of several of their LPs.
THUG: Hey! *BANG* You're not *BANG* supposed to be *BANG* here! Jack: What did he say? Lesslie Neilson: Sir!? We can't hear you over the sound of your gun!
Geez, Mat is having a much easier time playing this game than I ever did. I had this game on the ps2 and I never could beat the nightclub level. Heck, I barely pass the stripper QTE mini-game and not because I was distracted but because the game's timing was weird.
5:01 for those who want to know, the first known newspaper was printed in 1605 in germany, and was called Relation: aller Fürnemmen und gedenckwürdigen Historien. so, it was the 17th century, not the 19th
Some advice for anyone looking to try this game for themselves: 1. Abuse the slow motion dive as much as possible. This game dumps tons of enemies on you, and you need to kill them fast. 2. Save long ranged weapons for killing long range enemies. Killing snipers can be a huge problem without them. 3. Learn to abuse the enemy melee AI. Some bosses are very tough, but can be beaten more easily by baiting them into chasing you so that they won’t defend when you attack them. This game is pretty tough, so don’t worry if you die a lot.
At long last... it's time for "I'm Jack Slate, bitch!" I like how Matt even mentions Slowbeef and Diabetus's legendary run through of both this and its remake. Seriously, if you're reading this, go and watch their playthrough. It's fantastic.
I never did get to finish this game when it came out since my brother sold it(I was too young to have my own console at the time, let alone get this game), but I loved the hell out of what I got to play. Watching Matt and Pat play it is gonna be a treat.
Jack Jackson What in the cherry- flavoured fuck is going on there? I vaguely remember this image, but only now do I question it. What fuckin' Dead Or Alive villain forced (let) Woolz wear that stuff??
I'm going to love to see Pat's reaction to how ridiculous this game's plot gets... Dead To Rights Drinking Game: Take a shot every time someone says "See You In Hell!"
Okay, I don't think I've ever described a dance QTA in a video game as "Disgusting" before, but watching this lady's sock puppet-lookin' ass do her sexy dance with those painfully obvious points of articulation made me grimace. I could HEAR the hinge noises every time she bent over.
![BLACK BAG - Official Trailer [HD] - Only in Theaters March 14](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Du0Xp8WX_7I/mqdefault.jpg)
"Alright Gentleman. We need to make a game to cash in on the Max Payne craze."
>Max Payne
>Max Payne _with a dog_
Max Payne with dog with microtransactions EA
N00BSYBORG *Astonished Gasps*
Latino Max Payne in GTA(Total Overdose)>
Edit:Dog not included...but you have guitar case machine gum
Worked for the final season of Samurai Jack
N00BSYBORG next: max Payne with a dog with multiplayer functionality to fuck with other people’s campaigns.
Diabeetus:"Dead to rights Slowbeef?"
SB: "Dead to rights."
Thank you! I was going to type it myself but decided to check the comments just to make sure. You're doing DIO's work, friend.
(Sound of Slowbeef laughing in the distance)
*Sounds of Dogmeat wagging tail enthusiastically*
I love you, Slowbeef
Triceritrozer
A dino-bulldozer? o3o or a big beefy gym dino
Time to take up our grievances with city hall!
But will the Zaibatsu get to speed level 4?
Heck yeah! Cryme Time with Matt and Woo- PAT!?
Nah man, don't get it twisted. He's a loose cannon cop on the edge who doesn't play by the rules
Woolie is too busy playing Remnants of Naezith now. He has no Time for Cryme anymore.
Cody Panos Well duh. If you can't do the Time, don't do the Cryme
They're having Pat instead of woolie on for this one because they felt this cryme was too raw for white people to be present, it's for woolies safety really...
Sometimes you just know you are gonna be in for a classic LP and this is one of those times.
Caped-Joel Holy shit u didn't expect to see you here Joel
This game is LP GOLD.
but Matt's on it???
Kinda like with Bully
Lol you canadian youtuber's gotta stick together huh?
The dog is cool and all, but I miss Big Bo already.
I miss Cain more
Speaking of Eric Sparrow...Its time for some more Tony Hawk
me too sleeper, me too
Big ShadBo
We could name the dog big bo.
If you spin Pat around for 10 minutes, and then spin him the other way, he'll basically do whatever you want for 5 mins
Suspicious Spaghetti SPINTARO!
Can Pat apply the Spin with his balls?
He’ll do ANYTHING
Good to see that RUclips's recommendations are still highly relevant to the content. Because when I think someone playing Dead to Rights, it's only natural that best friend animal videos and best friend playdate baby videos should show up in the recommended feed.
I'm gonna watch that video of a lion and otter becoming best friends
You do you man. If that's what you want to watch, go for it. All I'm saying is that the recommended list is really bizarre for an LP of a game called Dead to Rights. Hell, it's bizarre for any of the content on this channel (though it's not the first time it's happened).
I miss seeing these animal videos ads during deadspace
Oh, and would you look at that? Suddenly there's normal recommended videos here. Eh, maybe I just got here early enough that whatever RUclips algorithm sorts these things out hadn't finished doing what it's supposed to.
how....how fucked up is _YOUR_ reccomended?!
Speaking of dogs fetching bombs, in Dead to Rights: Retribution Shadow can bring you ammunition during firefights this sometimes bugs out and he will drop a live grenade at your feet.
In the little bit I got to play of Retribution, I remember him doing that for me a couple times. My small child rage was immense. xD
"Hello, I am a dog, I have brought you your bombs"
...Thanks Pat.
The only person I know who loved this game was my dad. I thought he liked cause he was a cop and I watched himLP’d the whole thing. What a great time in my childhood
_My canine partner howled into the night like a cavalcade of banshees lamenting the fate of their peers_
Just another A+ monologue from Jax Plate
Inspired, Krawtch
This was one of the first Slowbeef + Diabetus LPs I've ever watched. Big nostalgia.
Saturn I always laugh during the Retribution lp Slowbeef did, when Diabetus did a Jack impression near the end "I'M A GOOD MULTI TASKER!"
Fun Fact: Newspapers were around back during the Roman Republic
Didn't they just gather people in the town square and read off a parchment?
I know im gonna sound stupid but..."Roman Republic" was a thing?
I know of the phrases Roman Empire and Holy Roman Empire but not Roman Republic.
Maria Luke Yep, it's a thing. Rome had senators that were elected representatives of their cities/city-states. A republic is a form of government that includes some kinda representative body.
@@marialuke2116 yeah, before julius Caesar fucked the system with his dictatorship that the senate extended before they assassinated him the empire was a republic. Dude actually pulled a palpatine pretty much. Got himself declared dictator to save the republic and then turned the republic into an empire
Man Woolie sounds short today, I hope he's not that sick
theCRACKERBOMB
He's unfortunately down *with the sickness* and there's no known cure.
The legacy of Longshoreman X lives on.
This is like a gift
I can't believe I never knew about this series
"You couldn't Max Payne, so you gave him a dog." So... John Wick?
He didn't get a dog either, really...
In fact it was the opposite.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have entered... THE HOT ZONE!
It's funny Matt did the "I'm already at full health!" because it sounds like Jack Slate has the same VA.
The construction worker yelling and shooting at you five seconds into the game is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
"UHHHH GET OUT OF HERE!" [BANG BANG BANG BANG]
Slowbeef takes the porn newgrounds games so in retribution SBFP tries to take Dead to Rights.
Honestly though, having watched a stream of this recently, there is going to be a lot of deaths if intense editing is not in place.
Also hype for Jack Slate getting on an airplane is very real.
Derek Calado wait there's no more porn games on newgrounds?
Jack Slate's voice has an, almost, Fox Mulder quality to it.
You wanna know what's better than any FUCKING grenade? A DOG BEING LIKE A GRENADE!!!
Woolie isn't in this LP hecause he's not okay with their being a Bork you can't bust. A pupper you can't snuff.
Adrian The Vulture
The murder pupper is too strong for woolie.
Why do I feel like this is the entire reason this RUclips channel exists? Matt played the long con and now he finally gets to force Pat into playing Dead To Rights with him
#Hollyhood No, Mat ended that scam a long time ago with The Punisher Game.
16:43 I love the fact that Jack can fire a fucking shotgun one-handed while diving through the fucking air.
WHAT A HERO!
"What a fucking weird name for an enemy!"
In the construction site Matt shot the Foreman of the site with a pump-action...I don't think they're enemies...
"Hello, I am a dog, I have brought you your bombs." That makes me laugh much harder that it should for some reason
Kitana's hair in Mortal Kombat 9 was shockingly impressive. I remember thinking they could have just gave her the bun she had in MK3 but they actually rendered some long hair.
Oh, it's that game I saw on the shelf at Blockbuster all the time and avoided for something better.
I on the other hand rented it and enjoyed my time.
It's also SUPER HARD as shit to play.
You fucked up Raven
*You fucked up chanting in the distance*
Kiryu has killed literally hundreds of people.
If someone smashes your head in a car door and then stamps on your head so hard that blood squirts out of it you're not walking away.
But you see them all get up and beg for forgiveness afterwards.
No, it's fine though.
He literally had a shoot out on the highway and shot over 30 people and took out a helicopter with just a pistol in Yakuza 0.
If you think that's bad just look yakuza 6 heat action for the gun.
It is non-lethal murder, so they will live through it.
I have so much nostalgia rn. I can vividly remember watching my dad play this game. We'd use the game shark and have all of the guns and ammo all the time
Of all the LP's I could have expected...this honestly wasn't one of them. That being said let's fucking go, I'm always down for crime-fighting dogs and their occasional human sidekicks.
Snuff those humman, pupper!
Break their bones quickly.
The tables have turned and now the Bork does the Busting.
Shadow lead a pretty interesting life before turning into a golden retriever and taking on that Incredible Journey with Chance and Sassy.
Just step and push
snuff that humman for a shinespark
Oh my god, I have been looking for this game for years, I remember that exact stripper scene and the dog. I'm really glad Best Friends are playing this.
Woolie is too white for this game so we settle for Pat.
You say settle, I say thank god.
Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 Woolie is the whitest Weeaboo in the channel. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
But Matts blacker than Woolie.
Perplexus Woolie is such a big Reboot fan, he is literally IN the channel.
Nullboose we needed the two blackest Zaibatsu for this game
I’ve wanted this for years, I have played through this game an embarrassingly large amount of times and have probably asked for this in the comments of several of their LPs.
I'm always glad to see my man slowbeef getting a mention for old, weird, kinda ok-ish games he LPed in the earlier Let's Play days.
This isn't The Darkness II...
Happy D they were going to do darkness II ?
king Lottier No, but if I ask for it long enough, it's bound to happen... right?
Worked with blazblue, and bully.
oh fuck yeah!! I fucking love the darkness 2 also I wish they do Too Human along with Alpha Protocol
Happy D yeah that wouldn't be bad to see either
I can already tell this is gonna be a great lp.
One of the most nostalgic games from my young life, so happy to see them playing this.
I have never played Dead To Rights before, not a single one. After this single video, I am instantly hyped and about to go out and buy this!
I love that bouncers at a strip club are distracted by a stripper doing a completely average dance
THUG: Hey! *BANG* You're not *BANG* supposed to be *BANG* here!
Jack: What did he say?
Lesslie Neilson: Sir!? We can't hear you over the sound of your gun!
Exploding Tactial Dog Action
What's a K-9 doing in the back of my car?!
*Warning: explosive doggos in action*
Geez, Mat is having a much easier time playing this game than I ever did. I had this game on the ps2 and I never could beat the nightclub level. Heck, I barely pass the stripper QTE mini-game and not because I was distracted but because the game's timing was weird.
17:45 you guys joke about the dog shooting someone... but don't you remember parasite eve? The dog with the sniper rifle drop?
Dead to Rights is some hype shit
Dead to Rights is the Max Payne of gaming
Following in slowbeef's footsteps, I'm so proud of matt :')
5:01 for those who want to know, the first known newspaper was printed in 1605 in germany, and was called Relation: aller Fürnemmen und gedenckwürdigen Historien. so, it was the 17th century, not the 19th
"I brought you your bombs! Are you not happy that I brought you your bomb?"
I love this thought.
Some advice for anyone looking to try this game for themselves:
1. Abuse the slow motion dive as much as possible. This game dumps tons of enemies on you, and you need to kill them fast.
2. Save long ranged weapons for killing long range enemies. Killing snipers can be a huge problem without them.
3. Learn to abuse the enemy melee AI. Some bosses are very tough, but can be beaten more easily by baiting them into chasing you so that they won’t defend when you attack them.
This game is pretty tough, so don’t worry if you die a lot.
At long last... it's time for "I'm Jack Slate, bitch!"
I like how Matt even mentions Slowbeef and Diabetus's legendary run through of both this and its remake.
Seriously, if you're reading this, go and watch their playthrough. It's fantastic.
I have a feeling that random explosion is going to get me everytime.
When will you guys play the Jet Li game for the the ps2
24:08 It is shockingly easy to implement a no touch policy when your arm can physically clip through the dancers.
I guess we're watching Matt's fanfic of Max Payne.
This is an amazing choice for an LP, I so hope they have the difficulty as low as they can get it
(Sees title and begins to squeal internally out of excitement)
You done did good in picking this game.
Holy shit, all the nostalgia. More please, so much more. Love it
I never did get to finish this game when it came out since my brother sold it(I was too young to have my own console at the time, let alone get this game), but I loved the hell out of what I got to play. Watching Matt and Pat play it is gonna be a treat.
Ill admit, I was expecting the hand to hand combat to more like the true crime combat. THIS IS WAAAAAY BETTER
Cashing in those games we wanted an LP for since the channel name change I love it
You know this means they have to call dead to rights at the end of every video now.
"Max Payne was like what? 98?" That game came out on the OG Xbox and PS2, Matt...
Hey, it's that Max Payne knockoff, but with a dog. Anyway, Kotor will outlive it.
Kotor will outlive every new LP.
Goodvillain 101 Kotor will probably outlive us.
KotOR is the Sheev Palpatine of lps, slowly planning to steal unlimited power from the pockets of others
In quantity not quality
“Man it’d be fire asf for these two fuckers to play an awesome campy ass game like Dead To Rights” *scrolls new uploads* “oh man am I in for a ride”
This is giving me so many feels. Played the shit out of this game as a kid.
Dan got nothing on Jack Slate
Edit : We already have stripper scenes in episode 1?! Wowzer
Yasssss they're playing my favorite game from when I was a kid this game was awesome. I put so many hours into this game lol
Slowbeef did it.
My ad before this video was actually a music video by Fozzy called painless. Now I get to watch two best friends play. Time well spent.
I need context to that "Picture of Woolie in that furry gear that he likes to wear" quote...
i.imgur.com/3HNrmAL.jpg Blayst from the payst.
Jack Jackson What in the cherry- flavoured fuck is going on there? I vaguely remember this image, but only now do I question it. What fuckin' Dead Or Alive villain forced (let) Woolz wear that stuff??
Don't question it man, just ride the fur wave into the hot zone. It won't bite (unless that's what you're in to)
Jack Jackson (Slate Slateson) I always knew Wooly was actually a Fraggle Rock character.
I am so glad I get to see an LP of this. Prison break round 2
I never once thought my love of Retsupurae and my love of Super Best Friends would cross over but here we are
Yeah yeah yeah There needs to be more love for Dead To Rights
Definitely a series I'll watch every day. Loved the binary domain as well
"You boys should take up your grievances with City Hall."
(Shoots Matt, breaks Pat's neck)
Oh god I just finished replaying this game. I can’t wait to hear the opinions on the later parts of the game!
What no yakuza kiwami or yakuza 5 LP but this LP?!. U know...I am looking forward to what this game is
Policenauts, Binary Domain, Dead to Rights... Someone's been going through Slowbeef's catalogue recently!
I can't wait until they fight Pinnacle and deal with his "get teleported into my hand" moon powers.
Right at the start...Those weren't 3 seconds...The seconds were the left numbers!!!!!! THAT WAS ACTUALLY EXTREMELY SICK!
A lot of talk of broken glass has been going around, but I think we finally have that glass dead to rights.
I played retribution but never seen this one being played and boy am I ready for the LP funsies
i loved playing this game back in the day. It was so much fun
I'm going to love to see Pat's reaction to how ridiculous this game's plot gets...
Dead To Rights Drinking Game: Take a shot every time someone says "See You In Hell!"
Agro was a helpful animal companion....Shadow got his work cut out for him!
Fuck yeah she was
I love when she gave me a rifle she found and I used it to noscope Gaius in his thick skull
Okay, I don't think I've ever described a dance QTA in a video game as "Disgusting" before, but watching this lady's sock puppet-lookin' ass do her sexy dance with those painfully obvious points of articulation made me grimace. I could HEAR the hinge noises every time she bent over.
Is this the Cryme Tyme we've been waiting for _all along?_
I’m so glad one of you knows about Alice Madness Returns. Bless you, Mat.
*THIS* is going to make for a Fun LP/Compilation, especially if this Game is as hard as I remember it being 😳
That stripper woman anatomy is literally a blow up doll
Mat & Pat! Why i love you guys so much
Ah man, I love this game. It's a classic and has aged really well, It's also ridiculous in the funny kinda way in some places.
Hey look, it’s Shadow!
*I am All of Me starts playing in the distance*
DEAD. TO. RIIIIGHTS! As diabeetus would say.
I asked for this shit for years, finally I love this game I have no idea why thank you
No Slowbeef as a special guest? SHAMEFUL! :P
I know, right? But it's almost better now that they're doing it completely blind.
Good point. This game has all the makings of a top-tier Best Friends LP.