The Mummy - Movie Review

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  • Опубликовано: 6 июн 2017
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    Chris Stuckmann reviews The Mummy, starring Tom Cruise, Sofia Boutella, Annabelle Wallis, Jake Johnson, Courtney B. Vance, Russell Crowe. Directed by Alex Kurtzman.
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  • @keikurono192
    @keikurono192 7 лет назад +1712

    The big mistake here is they went big budget action when these films should be Gothic horror.

    • @chrisnichols5572
      @chrisnichols5572 7 лет назад +176

      Exactly. A mummy is supposed to a horrifying creature, not some sexy babe.

    • @danskyder1564
      @danskyder1564 7 лет назад +51

      THANK YOU! Send some indi filmmakers with like 20m to go make some gritty grounded monster movies!

    • @jarg8
      @jarg8 7 лет назад +39

      Kei Kurono Thank you. Everyone acts as though the 1999 movie defines what the mummy is but it truly should be horrific.

    • @yadayada9581
      @yadayada9581 7 лет назад +49

      Kei Kurono 100% agree. If this "Dark Universe" thing is supposed to revive all of the classic Universal horror/monster movie characters from the 30's, 40's and 50's then it should remember what made them great and enjoyable to begin with. Their HORROR movies, not action movies. Adventure should, and did especially in latter entries, play a big part in it, but the gothic atmosphere and chills are what should be front and center. That's what disappointed me most about all the trailers and promos for this movie, where's the fog? The dark noir-ish shadows? What the classic movies lack in genuine scares they more than made up for in gothic look and mood. They didn't have blood and jump scares but they did have atmosphere in spades and I hope the future films in this franchise remember that. But somehow I doubt they will.

    • @WMICx
      @WMICx 7 лет назад +3

      Kei Kurono we dont need another underworld franchise

  • @VarinderBhandal
    @VarinderBhandal 7 лет назад +1590

    Spoiler Alert:
    Tom Cruise runs in a scene.

    • @expensive-brother
      @expensive-brother 7 лет назад

      Varinder Bhandal more than 1

    • @ericma4040
      @ericma4040 7 лет назад

      Didn't you just told Jeremy to shut up cuz you're sleeping?

    • @treehouse8658
      @treehouse8658 7 лет назад

      Varinder Bhandal 😱

    • @kevinnigins9488
      @kevinnigins9488 7 лет назад +1

      Varinder Bhandalgo fuck yourself

    • @VarinderBhandal
      @VarinderBhandal 7 лет назад

      Eric Ma that was several hours ago...it's 9:30 am right now.

  • @iamjackspyramidshapedhelmet
    @iamjackspyramidshapedhelmet 7 лет назад +419

    It's a shame about the female lead because Evelyn was such a great character in the first two Fraser movies. She wasn't a fighter (at least not in the first one) but she was smart, resourceful and hilarious. Now I want to go watch those again...

    • @sue9963
      @sue9963 7 лет назад +43

      I don't get why movies still insist on the "useless female sidekick" and "damsel in distress" tropes. If a female character adds nothing to the plot, then why not remove her? Is it because they don't want Tom Cruise to look 'gay' if he only has a male sidekick following him around?
      It's sad that it's almost 20 years since the 1999 movie came out, yet we are STILL getting useless damsel in distress characters in movies. In the 1999 movie, Evie was just as important to the plot as Rick was. Rick knew the way to Hamunaptra and was skilled with weapons, while Evie could read ancient Egyptian and perform curses (e.g. if she hadn't stripped Imhotep of his immortality, they couldn't have defeated him). They were both useful and without each other, neither would have survived against Imhotep. Hell, even when Evie was being held captive by Imhotep, she was still able to help her brother fight the mummified priests with her knowledge of Egyptian. She wasn't just tied up and screaming uselessly.

    • @artistrahhul4244
      @artistrahhul4244 7 лет назад +11

      I loved the 1999 movie and I loved this one too. Evy had a good role, I don't know why people can't see.

    • @wc7484
      @wc7484 7 лет назад +6

      Candy P it was only in the first one where she was more of a damsel in distress , but in the second one she kicked ass

    • @lordinquisitor6233
      @lordinquisitor6233 7 лет назад +4

      Candy P agree I love the Fraser films , she was a good actress

    • @strikerbowls791
      @strikerbowls791 4 года назад

      Jenny from the Mummy 2017 is better

  • @Vina14eva
    @Vina14eva 7 лет назад +667

    That sucks because Evie in the original movie was a very important role and she was a very strong character with an important role!

    • @elijahblechman8633
      @elijahblechman8633 7 лет назад +63

      the one in 1999 was not the original, the one in 1933 was.

    • @Vina14eva
      @Vina14eva 7 лет назад +126

      Yes, but my point was the last remake in 1999 my favorite because there was a strong storyline and the characters had purpose!

    • @stefangerginov9541
      @stefangerginov9541 7 лет назад +13

      Yeah but in the 1999 version Evie was the leading character and Rick was the support get me from point A to point B and be badass character kinda like Jack Sparrow in the first pirates.But here Tom Cruise is the lead and the female character is there because we can't have movie with no female character on the good side I guess.Dunno why Chris thinks she's a "female lead" she was barely a support character without her the plot wouldn't have been any different to be honest.The movie would've been so much better if she wasn't there at all so we can have more scenes with the Mummy because I liked her character and was really interested in her but she took back seat to the Tom Cruise love interest.I personally liked the movie but I see all the flaws it has.Btw this is not even a remake it's in the same univers as 1999 version so we still have all those characters but lets be honest even that movie had a lot of problems with it but not gonna like the last third going balls to the wall cheesy action adventure was way better the the last third of this one.

    • @SubKiller
      @SubKiller 7 лет назад +1

      +Rin Vantas-Pyrose You are absolutely correct. Im really happy it did well overseas and people still appreciate tom's effort.

    • @madeinheaven9314
      @madeinheaven9314 7 лет назад +11

      why did you have to say "important role" twice lol

  • @kudiyyy
    @kudiyyy 7 лет назад +382

    I was obsessed with The Mummy and The Mummy Returns when I was a child. Made me love ancient Egypt.

    • @rjmunster9600
      @rjmunster9600 7 лет назад +4

      The Mummy films made love Ancient Egypt too but prefer the 1932 and 1959 version over the 90s film.

    • @someguynamedmike4766
      @someguynamedmike4766 7 лет назад +6

      Sanna Along with the Scorpion King I went through phases where they'd be in my VHS player every night without fail

    • @geekedmedia
      @geekedmedia 7 лет назад +28

      those are classics.

    • @mimicatzillacatonthemounta6715
      @mimicatzillacatonthemounta6715 7 лет назад +15

      i love those movies :)

    • @76raikagehiddencloudgod20
      @76raikagehiddencloudgod20 7 лет назад +9

      Sanna Except the fact that it's been whitewashed! Yes my inner SJW is coming out! It's 2017, and there's still no ancient black people in the mummy franchise! 👎🤦‍♂️

  • @Shemdoupe
    @Shemdoupe 7 лет назад +860

    Being a single mummy is hard

    • @EdgarTheRaven
      @EdgarTheRaven 7 лет назад +20

      Not if you have a cool sister. I mean, sequel.

    • @niharsheth1509
      @niharsheth1509 7 лет назад +5

      Shem Doupe haha lol

    • @Enigma2K99
      @Enigma2K99 7 лет назад +14

      I'm gonna find you, Doupe. You need to be punished for that one...

    • @Shemdoupe
      @Shemdoupe 7 лет назад +5

      Enigma2K99 lol I'll tell my mummy on you!! Ok ok I'm done!

    • @Enigma2K99
      @Enigma2K99 7 лет назад +2

      @Shem Doupe
      ... that's two.

  • @joshuabunting882
    @joshuabunting882 7 лет назад +308

    Please review the Brendan Fraser movies!

    • @daredevil6145
      @daredevil6145 5 лет назад +7

      yeah...he should aaand the 1ST scorpion king?

    • @filmjunkie975
      @filmjunkie975 3 года назад +1

      What about the Boris Karloff original?

    • @Zachary_Dale
      @Zachary_Dale 3 года назад +1

      I hope he does. The Mummy 1999 imo is the best adventure film after Raiders of the Lost Ark.
      The Mummy Returns was good, but wasn't on par with the first
      The Mummy Dragon Emperor was a disaster on every level. That one deserves a hilariocity review.

  • @poonhandler396
    @poonhandler396 7 лет назад +131

    This mummy looks like the enchantress from the Suicide squad movie.

  • @battleupsaber462
    @battleupsaber462 7 лет назад +2101

    "WHOARGH! WHOARGH! HUAAARRRGGGUUUHHHH!!!!!"
    -Tom Cruise, 2017

    • @HappiestSadGuy
      @HappiestSadGuy 7 лет назад +51

      That scream better be in the film haha

    • @mada4929
      @mada4929 7 лет назад +30

      AND IT IS

    • @adamtaucher8766
      @adamtaucher8766 7 лет назад +33

      BattleUp Saber That is about the worst scream I've ever heard 😂😂😂 it's so forced but it makes me laugh so.

    • @KuronekoBonbon
      @KuronekoBonbon 7 лет назад +7

      BattleUp Saber *plane crashes*

    • @battleupsaber462
      @battleupsaber462 7 лет назад +19

      Candy Chan Crashing this plane...*WITH NO SURVIVORS!*

  • @TheBrenduh90
    @TheBrenduh90 7 лет назад +636

    Im not watching this movie unless badly-animated-CGI The Rock is in it.

    • @vernesdelpeche7240
      @vernesdelpeche7240 7 лет назад +5

      Bren Vern lol, im dead

    • @koopadude1
      @koopadude1 7 лет назад +7

      🎤 What can I say except, You're Welcome 🎶

    • @aashishb.4029
      @aashishb.4029 7 лет назад +2

      Bren Vern anything with the rock just ruins a movie . They got tom cruise . That's all they need

    • @Zeriel00
      @Zeriel00 7 лет назад +6

      Same here, the Rock is in every other movie and I'm not even mad. every movie should start the Rock! xD

    • @nameynamename3758
      @nameynamename3758 7 лет назад +1

      Bren Vern Wrong mummy

  • @VultureClone
    @VultureClone 7 лет назад +344

    I don't mind a female character being weak and pathetic if that's what her character is. But when you purposely put across that your female character is smart and strong yet she's still the damsel, then that's a problem.
    Sweet Dee from It's always sunny in Philadelphia is the perfect example of a female character written to be horrible and pathetic, and it works on every level.

    • @dearzoey65
      @dearzoey65 7 лет назад +7

      The Mummy shouldn't even be an action film in the first place.

    • @dwanyafarquharson6045
      @dwanyafarquharson6045 7 лет назад +12

      I hated that chick in this film i was asking most of the film why isn't she dead yet, and when she finally died i was beyond happy..... Until they brought her back to life. Are you freaking kidding me smt.

    • @ShifuCareaga
      @ShifuCareaga 7 лет назад +2

      VultureClone ... smart women typically cannot fight.

    • @Waspinmymind
      @Waspinmymind 7 лет назад +9

      Shifu Careaga smart woman finds way to outsmart problems

    • @dontcomeformeuselessbitche4756
      @dontcomeformeuselessbitche4756 7 лет назад

      yeah she was really annoying

  • @mxyogerts2121
    @mxyogerts2121 7 лет назад +30

    the first mummy movie from '99 was great. Perfect mix of action, comedy, horror, and had a great soundtrack and effects for it's time.

  • @Phelaidar
    @Phelaidar 7 лет назад +511

    You know whats funny...
    The Brendam Fraser remake was made in 1999, and it is more balanced than this one.
    Both male and female leads are well-written, have flaws and qualities.

    • @Phelaidar
      @Phelaidar 7 лет назад +13

      MOSHI MOSHI SEX PLEASE you do realize that was irony...

    • @CESSKAR
      @CESSKAR 7 лет назад

      So what? Do you mean every new movie is supposed to be better?

    • @Phelaidar
      @Phelaidar 7 лет назад +5

      CESSKAR i could write​ a big text about gender equality awareness now and then, about the relevance of movie remakes and How or why they should or not be made, and how or why they should adapt to contemporary mentality... but to answer in a nutshell, yes, or at least try to.

    • @CESSKAR
      @CESSKAR 7 лет назад +2

      Of course, because you are fervent believer in progress. The teleological assumption of history as a narrative with a goal in the horizon. Every past culture and its metanarrative was just an outdated and wrong understanding of the world, luckily it happens only now we have the correct assumption. Of course, that which you consider better was in, say, the middle ages, a complete stupidity.
      I happen to have an ideology myself and it says: Fuck you!

    • @CESSKAR
      @CESSKAR 7 лет назад

      Oh by the way, if that 1999 movie was so great why in your convoluted logic didn't have a strong female character, one with no-muscled body but capable of beating down hundreds of enemies (religious enemies)? Why it didn't have a-genders?

  • @99signals
    @99signals 7 лет назад +946

    It's not a Mummy movie without Brendan Fraser. #NotMyMummy

    • @ChrosTV
      @ChrosTV 7 лет назад +21

      99signals The ones with Brendan Fraser were remakes as well.

    • @geekedmedia
      @geekedmedia 7 лет назад +35

      the best remakes

    • @OGMillyMillz
      @OGMillyMillz 7 лет назад +11

      Move on.

    • @Austin-rx3hz
      @Austin-rx3hz 7 лет назад +5

      99signals I hope that the Tom Cruise Mummy movies also turns into a trilogy or something, like the Brendan Fraser movies.

    • @ericlewis217
      @ericlewis217 7 лет назад +21

      99signals .....it's not a mummy movie without Karloff or Chaney Jr.

  • @jamesburgess2k
    @jamesburgess2k 7 лет назад +266

    I could tell from how forgettable the female love interest was in the trailer, she would be bland as hell. She looks like a random cute blonde they pulled off the street to be eye candy for Tom Cruise.

    • @artistrahhul4244
      @artistrahhul4244 7 лет назад +3

      Yeah, I see you got rejected by some cute blonde girl in the past.

    • @dearzoey65
      @dearzoey65 7 лет назад +13

      I think it just means that this movie looked bad even before release.

    • @jimmyskivench2654
      @jimmyskivench2654 7 лет назад +1

      i think when you have a women as a mummy, and with black hair, it's better to go with a blonde girl ...

    • @sarwarn2107
      @sarwarn2107 7 лет назад +6

      Why not mention the last scene when she try to show love and romance toward Cruise? It was as fake as kim kardashian's butt. lol

    • @ericsong5155
      @ericsong5155 4 года назад +3

      @@artistrahhul4244 I think you're projecting your own insecurities by defending this terrible character choice good sir

  • @whatiftherewasanun
    @whatiftherewasanun 7 лет назад +40

    A C? That's generous.
    That's EXTREMELY generous.

    • @Hunter87788
      @Hunter87788 3 года назад

      C is still really bad 2 grades below average.

  • @linkknight5594
    @linkknight5594 7 лет назад +120

    I grew up with the mummy. Not a meme, just the truth.

    • @JD-wh9pj
      @JD-wh9pj 7 лет назад +8

      Link Knight Same dude. Brendan Frasier is my shit.

    • @MAGAMAN
      @MAGAMAN 7 лет назад +6

      Brendan Frasier's Mummy wasn't the real Mummy. It was a comedy knockoff of the original. It was OK, but I wish they would do the original movie justice. It wouldn't even require a huge budget or tons of special effects.

    • @hollowkid97
      @hollowkid97 7 лет назад +3

      Link Knight soo ur like 80?

  • @bobafett3712
    @bobafett3712 7 лет назад +673

    Is the Scorpion King in this movie? His CGI was photorealistic.

    • @EnterTheSoundscape
      @EnterTheSoundscape 7 лет назад +93

      IT WAS CGI?!

    • @RATREVI
      @RATREVI 7 лет назад +75

      Movies today still can't replicate the beauty of Scorpion King

    • @Elkaade
      @Elkaade 7 лет назад +13

      go hoeme you bobafet drunk

    • @kevinrivera6434
      @kevinrivera6434 7 лет назад +37

      I actually thought they got Scorpion King to play himself in the movie!

    • @RainManYT
      @RainManYT 7 лет назад +35

      The Rock doesn’t play The Scorpion King... The Scorpion King plays as The Rock. No CGI was needed for him on The Mummy Returns

  • @brandon-dr2pn
    @brandon-dr2pn 7 лет назад +104

    if it had Brendan Fraser then I see it

    • @PatientZeroPro
      @PatientZeroPro 7 лет назад

      Too bad his movies were awful and he's a nobody now.

    • @maforo85
      @maforo85 7 лет назад +32

      PatientZeroPro His movies are classics what fudge you talking lol

    • @RobertK1993
      @RobertK1993 5 лет назад +3

      CyanBlue He being a troll.

    • @MiraSubieGirl
      @MiraSubieGirl 5 лет назад +1

      Leave Brendan alone... poor dude got FUCKED by Hollywood for being Conservative :(

    • @anthonyparraguirre9282
      @anthonyparraguirre9282 4 года назад +3

      The first mummy with frasier was epic and is now a fuckin cult classic. Fuck off hater.

  • @Faaithhh18
    @Faaithhh18 7 лет назад +34

    I don't usually come onto youtube looking at a bunch of movie reviews but i just wanted to let you know that you're the only reviewer i'm subscribed too and i think your reviews are well articulated and interesting and I always find myself clicking on your videos even if i'm not interested in going to see the movie. I value your opinions and how you think. Keep doing what you're doing !!!! :)

  • @Groypette
    @Groypette 7 лет назад +447

    Tom Cruise's best performance is the producer in Tropic Thunder

    • @venom00125
      @venom00125 7 лет назад +13

      He was so good in Tropic Thunder that I didn't realize that was him until I read the credits lol

    • @venom00125
      @venom00125 7 лет назад

      IncorporatedOps lol

    • @ajwaters465
      @ajwaters465 7 лет назад +5

      IncorporatedOps We don't negotiate with terrorists

    • @RufusDraconem
      @RufusDraconem 7 лет назад +1

      Sebas Peimbert it really is though

    • @streetbob818
      @streetbob818 7 лет назад +27

      "Take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!"
      #shouldhavegottenanoscar

  • @chrisjimenez2192
    @chrisjimenez2192 7 лет назад +171

    *WHAT MOVIE IS TOM CRUISE NOT RUNNING IN?*
    Tbh every time I see him doing so, I'm reminded of the clip from Family Guy where Cruise is running and he's like "You can't catch me gay thoughts!" 😂😂😂

    • @Capthowdy098
      @Capthowdy098 7 лет назад +4

      Shione Cooper ohh there is another Family Guy episode where Tom Cruise is the star of the episode where he was like 3 ft tall stalker, shit was so funny.

    • @chrisjimenez2192
      @chrisjimenez2192 7 лет назад +2

      Let's Talk Horror LMAO Yeah I remember it! I think and I believe that in that episode he's like friends with Stewie lol

    • @bluethunder7391
      @bluethunder7391 7 лет назад +2

      Shione Cooper Top gun, he is flying.
      Ba dum tss.

    • @zr2sphinx
      @zr2sphinx 7 лет назад +4

      Born on the Fourth of July (1989)

    • @ganidhsry
      @ganidhsry 7 лет назад +3

      Wow nice jugs..........pour me some milk baby....

  • @hwjchim1658
    @hwjchim1658 7 лет назад +68

    i want to live in an alternate universe where human beings live forever, thus chris has enough time to review every movie ever made, and i can just lay in bed and watch never-ending new chris stuckmann reviews for eternity.

    • @xXCerberusAirsoftXx
      @xXCerberusAirsoftXx 6 лет назад +9

      "You need to find yourself a girl mate"

    • @brucelee866
      @brucelee866 2 года назад

      @@xXCerberusAirsoftXx Marvelous timing 😂

  • @Poggers7718
    @Poggers7718 7 лет назад +71

    I wonder if this dude smuggles food to theaters

    • @21melpomene
      @21melpomene 4 года назад +12

      That's so random, lol

    • @elsaanna4711
      @elsaanna4711 4 года назад +1

      @@21melpomene but a question we all must know xD

    • @21melpomene
      @21melpomene 4 года назад

      @@elsaanna4711 :D

    • @somename371
      @somename371 3 года назад

      @@elsaanna4711 no lol

  • @TheRabbitHole
    @TheRabbitHole 7 лет назад +60

    I wonder if Tom Cruise will recruit Xenu to join the Dark Universe.

    • @briguy677
      @briguy677 7 лет назад +3

      I've always wanted to see a cosmic horror movie based on Scientology's story. I bet we would eventually get a Xenu vs. Cthulhu movie. :D

  • @missx5472
    @missx5472 7 лет назад +883

    I grew up with the mummy... I mean, my mommy

    • @davidxfc
      @davidxfc 7 лет назад +3

      Miss X or mummy if you're british

    • @jenbochan
      @jenbochan 7 лет назад +3

      Love the thumbnail. I FUCKING LOVED RAW.

    • @kbg12ila
      @kbg12ila 7 лет назад +5

      Miss X Raw was sick... A good film but SICK!

    • @wildeyshere_paulkersey853
      @wildeyshere_paulkersey853 7 лет назад

      That's kinda weird!

    • @ResidentNotEvil5
      @ResidentNotEvil5 7 лет назад +2

      Miss X is Tom cruise your Daddy

  • @Justmyhandle
    @Justmyhandle 7 лет назад +10

    Brendan Fraser's 1999 *Mummy* will always be my personal favorite. I saw parts of the classic films as a kid, then revisited some later. Fraser's version just had everything I'd want from the experience: action, suspense, humor, Egyptian culture, mystery, scares, sword-fighting, desert racing, tombs, traps, well-done practical effects, likable characters, etc.
    Although, if Sofia Boutella had replaced Imhotep (pretty bland performance imo), perhaps flipping the dynamic into her trying to resurrect a dead boyfriend, that would've made it much better villain-wise to me. Yes, Rachel Weisz's character needs rescuing. But she's very smart and contributes in the fights with her intellect. Without her, they all would've died.
    *#DeathIsOnlyTheBeginning* 💀

  • @sunnybaig2961
    @sunnybaig2961 6 лет назад +28

    Why does Tom cruise remind me of Nathan drake from the Uncharted game series

  • @dimavasilev5342
    @dimavasilev5342 7 лет назад +799

    So basically, just go see Wonder Woman again.

    • @chrisnichols5572
      @chrisnichols5572 7 лет назад +26

      Yep. Way better movie.

    • @MrVitamincpp
      @MrVitamincpp 7 лет назад +4

      the worst movie I've watched, ever, WW I mean, no way Mummy is worse

    • @nickmattio3397
      @nickmattio3397 7 лет назад +9

      Tom mostly comes out at night. Mostly.

    • @MrVitamincpp
      @MrVitamincpp 7 лет назад +3

      WW is much more insultingly stupid than you :)

    • @willcooper8028
      @willcooper8028 7 лет назад +17

      Svetoslav Popov if WW is legitimately the worst movie you have ever seen then you havent seen many movies. I mean youre allowed to dislike it but...worst ever?

  • @tesla-pi9qk
    @tesla-pi9qk 7 лет назад +334

    Brendan Fraser forever.

    • @ironwoman2012
      @ironwoman2012 7 лет назад +3

      tesla192000 ❤️yes!

    • @smashin
      @smashin 7 лет назад +3

      Fraser made those movies fun to watch. I have no interest in seeing this because it doesn't look fun.

    • @courtneyvaldez7903
      @courtneyvaldez7903 7 лет назад +2

      I definitely feel like Fraser's Mummy films, at least the first, are unfairly overlooked as being fun escapist schlock (in the best possible way). And the screenplay to that first one was kind of perfectly paired with a great cast that gave each character unique personalities...not deep on an emotional level, but where each of them felt like individual people rather than forgettable no-names that simply fade together. It's a quality that's typically disregarded in action/adventure films but when you see it (Aliens, Indiana Jones, Mission Impossible, Die Hard, Lethal Weapon...not that the Mummy is on the same level but you all get my point) it certainly should be commended.

    • @ElOchentero
      @ElOchentero 7 лет назад

      I like the classic Universal mummy movies and the Hammer remakes, but Brean Fraser's movie get a pass because it has a certain Indiana Jones vibe, you can truly enjoy it. Even the second to a lesser degree and Scorpion King kind of remembers me of Conan the Barbarian I put it over the second mummy. The third is pure crap.

    • @mike365fly
      @mike365fly 7 лет назад +5

      Rachel Weisz

  • @ashishghimire583
    @ashishghimire583 7 лет назад +33

    #16 on Trending... Good for you Chris!!!

  • @HurricaneDDragon
    @HurricaneDDragon 7 лет назад +16

    Before seeing the movie:
    Jake Johnson wasn't funny on New Girl. He wasn't funny in Jurassic World. He isn't funny in The Mummy. Three strikes, you're out. Sorry you aren't quite good looking enough to be a leading man, dude, but stop trying to hide in comedic roles when you aren't actually funny.
    After seeing the movie:
    I actually liked what they did with Johnson while he was dead. I also liked the horror aspects of the Mummy and her minions. The rest of the movie however... felt like I was being mummified. God, the Jenny character was just a blonde mannequin brought to life and taught to read lines from a thousand movies, but with zero likability.

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 4 года назад

      What horror aspects there was nothing horror

    • @HurricaneDDragon
      @HurricaneDDragon 4 года назад

      @@jarrodedson5441 Well, it wasn't GOOD but there was technically a mummy and some zombies in the movie. That is within the parameters of horror.

  • @JuiceHead3
    @JuiceHead3 7 лет назад +288

    your intro is so fucking loud

    • @flashdelirium2
      @flashdelirium2 7 лет назад +49

      JuiceHead Takes a lot to be Stuckmannized.

    • @lynackhilou4865
      @lynackhilou4865 7 лет назад +4

      JuiceHead hi juice wtf are you doing here
      go back to do upcoming mods (i'm just kidding i am glad to see you here )

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 7 лет назад

      JuiceHead he's averaging his dull delivery

    • @kinkyfella1994
      @kinkyfella1994 7 лет назад

      Ur intros are too long :p

    • @Dauria987
      @Dauria987 7 лет назад +3

      I agree. I watch most of this reviews with my chromecast, and everytime I play a video from Chris I have to remember to turn down the volume. Besides, I never got the whole explosion thingy, it doesn't seem to match with his calm down way of speaking.

  • @AKXMaaefVK
    @AKXMaaefVK 7 лет назад +267

    Chris, make a video about your favourite scores and soundtracks!!!!!

    • @keithdeegan462
      @keithdeegan462 7 лет назад +2

      AKXMaaefVK
      Drive
      Warrior
      Smoking Aces
      It Follows
      Platoon
      Pulp Fiction

    • @jaredlam7897
      @jaredlam7897 7 лет назад

      The good the bad & the ugly, pulp fiction, billy elliot, moonlight, the hateful eight.

    • @BatmanisBatman
      @BatmanisBatman 7 лет назад +1

      AKXMaaefVK Lord of the rings, The dark Knight.

    • @dfkfgjfg
      @dfkfgjfg 7 лет назад +2

      Batman Interstellar. Basically every Christopher Nolan film with Hans Zimmer

    • @devinbell4816
      @devinbell4816 7 лет назад

      I don't know what his favorites are but the best are probably Vertigo, 8 1/2, A Clockwork Orange, Metropolis, Star Wars, LOTR, and The Third Man.

  • @destructivedj1431
    @destructivedj1431 7 лет назад +16

    I liked scorpion king for the action even if it was cheesy and cliche

  • @ctrain911
    @ctrain911 7 лет назад +4

    damn Chris on the trending tab?? I never thought I'd see the day! It has been amazing to see you grow as a content creator man!

  • @SvenVee
    @SvenVee 7 лет назад +190

    Cracked me up when you said "he teams up with a dude named Chris, nice name, played by..." 😂😂

    • @SvenVee
      @SvenVee 7 лет назад +2

      calling it now that the mummy gets a C- or D

    • @SvenVee
      @SvenVee 7 лет назад +2

      close enough, and definitely not gonna check this movie out in theaters

    • @SubKiller
      @SubKiller 7 лет назад

      +Sven Vee Doesn't need you to =/

  • @HappiestSadGuy
    @HappiestSadGuy 7 лет назад +192

    Sofia Boutella can catch this meat no matter what character she plays forreal

    • @HappiestSadGuy
      @HappiestSadGuy 7 лет назад +26

      iLoveSmartMovies bruh she can too! lol my dick doesn't discriminate haha

    • @JhonCharlieDewitt
      @JhonCharlieDewitt 7 лет назад +6

      HappiestSadGuy amen brother

    • @IIIOldSchooLIII
      @IIIOldSchooLIII 7 лет назад +11

      I approve of this message.

    • @roach9397
      @roach9397 7 лет назад +3

      Well said.

    • @UnfaithfulServant97
      @UnfaithfulServant97 7 лет назад +6

      Rick Berman McCallum - Fuck you, Rick Berman! Wait...Berman McCallum? WHAAAAT??!!

  • @17joren
    @17joren 6 лет назад +2

    How did you feel about the friend character playing essentially the same role as the friend Jack in American Werewolf in London? Also it felt contrived that Cruise was cursed as the mummy's chosen one; the action it took for him to be cursed felt so passive and in practicality she could've chosen someone better.

  • @appleknockers4271
    @appleknockers4271 7 лет назад +31

    When mr Hyde showed up it was awesome

    • @anthonychobot2342
      @anthonychobot2342 6 лет назад

      Plotagon Fella it was great

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 4 года назад +2

      @@anthonychobot2342 when dr. Jekyll and mr. Hyde showed up I was just thinking... I thought this was a mummy movie why is this movie take place in London why is dr. Jekyll and mr. Hyde and this movie why are there zombie looking nights in this movie why is there Tom Cruise in this movie what the s*** is this movie

  • @MrDeejayjfx
    @MrDeejayjfx 7 лет назад +56

    I miss The Mummy with Brendan JUUUSSTT Fraser.

    • @armedraptor5114
      @armedraptor5114 7 лет назад

      Oh, I see what you did there...
      *makes the most obvious wink possible*

    • @Kinoksis
      @Kinoksis 7 лет назад +3

      I was hoping he'd make a cameo :(

  • @mada4929
    @mada4929 7 лет назад +129

    CHRIS, COWBOY BEBOP IS GETTING A LIVE ACTION SERIES....
    KILL US

    • @EnterTheSoundscape
      @EnterTheSoundscape 7 лет назад +3

      That's not happening, it'll be canceled after Ghost in the Shell flopped so bad.

    • @thegroove14
      @thegroove14 7 лет назад +8

      It's a TV series, not a movie.

    • @ValkyrieSkyfall
      @ValkyrieSkyfall 7 лет назад +4

      Live action series*

    • @destroyerzilla7634
      @destroyerzilla7634 7 лет назад +3

      I want to watch

    • @sharathsh9987
      @sharathsh9987 7 лет назад +6

      Geek Mate I'm one of those who actually liked GITS live action movie, so I'm excited for Cowboy Bebop TV show/movie.

  • @quintondebeer
    @quintondebeer 7 лет назад +14

    Scorpian King hilariocity review please!!!!

  • @nickchaa1676
    @nickchaa1676 7 лет назад +5

    Chris! Congrats on almost 1 milion subs!

  • @pesadovolna3504
    @pesadovolna3504 7 лет назад +815

    If there's no Brendan Fraser, I'm not watching it

    • @pokaface44
      @pokaface44 7 лет назад +19

      Anastasia Edunova Watch it for Tom Cruise.

    • @themcrib7920
      @themcrib7920 7 лет назад +3

      Anastasia Edunova agreed!

    • @Psyteth
      @Psyteth 7 лет назад +2

      Anastasia Edunova this isn't a reboot of that franchise anyways lol

    • @TheWeepingDalek
      @TheWeepingDalek 7 лет назад +16

      no boris karloff no mummy. fuck the 1999 remake shit

    • @Armkinda
      @Armkinda 7 лет назад +39

      Brendan Fraser > Tom Cruise all day every day

  • @ShivamMalik95
    @ShivamMalik95 7 лет назад +146

    Well the trailer did warn you it's gonna be awfully​ boring

  • @MrGAMINGBRO
    @MrGAMINGBRO 6 лет назад

    Where do you get that spiderman jumper??

  • @SteveBarna
    @SteveBarna 7 лет назад +25

    Wonder Woman had a strong female lead so now we can't have damsels in distress anymore? People like Wonder Woman because its a great movie, not because everyone is yearning for an era of girl power.

    • @thefirstbourne149
      @thefirstbourne149 6 лет назад +12

      +Steven Barna No, but...when were damsel in distress characters, or any character that was always just meant to be saved all the time was every that well liked? People didn't MIND it back then. And it's not like Deadpool had a love interest that was that macho either, and as a matter of fact, she was pretty sexualized, but even when she was, she was way more fun that this girl in this movie. This girl was really boring, had not one bit of character, and that's more infuriating. Deadpool's love interest aka Vanessa, didn't act like the kind of character that she looks like. She does get saved, but you at least liked her before then. Also, I heard a lot of people actually really hate Willie Scott from Temple of Doom, so I don't think you can say that that actually worked in the movie's favor.

    • @flyingpaladin617
      @flyingpaladin617 4 года назад

      Just like in real life, women are constantly having to be saved by men. That's just how it is

  • @vegetasolo1221
    @vegetasolo1221 7 лет назад +21

    Princess Ahmanet (Sofia Boutella) is not the first female mummy in the Universal Monsters franchise. Before her are: The Mummy (1932), Imhotep (Boris Karloff) searched across millennia for his mummified lover, Ankhesenamun (Zita Johann), who had been reincarnated as Helen Grosvenor.
    The Mummy's Hand (1940), Kharis (Tom Tyler) had hoped to resurrect his beloved, the mummified Princess Ananka (Zita Johann, archive footage). Before he could, however, he was caught, and for his unholy transgression Kharis was cursed to be an undead mummy forever.
    The Mummy's Tomb (1942), although Ananka was absent in this film she did appear in The Mummy's Ghost (1944), reincarnated as Amina Monsouri (Ramsay Ames). When Kharis (Lon Chaney Jr.) eventually captured Amina, she transformed into the 3,000 year old mummy of Princess Ananka.

    • @VMG3001
      @VMG3001 7 лет назад +1

      Vegeta solo damn u must love these movies

    • @Justmyhandle
      @Justmyhandle 7 лет назад +1

      *+Vegeta solo* Anck Su Namun was also briefly reanimated as a mummy in the '99 remake, until Evelyn dispatched her with help from the Book of the Dead. She was resurrected in the sequel but no longer a mummy.

  • @MrTheManav
    @MrTheManav 7 лет назад +146

    at least Tom Cruise runs in it

  • @ivantothemax
    @ivantothemax 7 лет назад

    Where did you get that hoodie???

  • @dalelyster9366
    @dalelyster9366 7 лет назад

    Where did you get that sweatshirt?

  • @TPF00T
    @TPF00T 7 лет назад +409

    I thought this franchise was dead.
    Get it? Like a mummy? Please end my life.

    • @kbg12ila
      @kbg12ila 7 лет назад +3

      You've got everyone hesitating to make another comment thinking if their joke is good enough!

    • @minecraftpro110
      @minecraftpro110 7 лет назад +2

      But you'll be dead too.. you get i... okay im out

    • @kbg12ila
      @kbg12ila 7 лет назад +2

      Creep vids Hey! I'm getting wound up. Stop!

    • @minecraftpro110
      @minecraftpro110 7 лет назад +4

      +kbg12ila You are not my mummy!

    • @kbg12ila
      @kbg12ila 7 лет назад +3

      Creep vids Then why do I have these Nefratiti's!
      OK now that was bad...

  • @cillianbrouder
    @cillianbrouder 7 лет назад +92

    Maybe the reason Tom Cruise runs so much is because he's practicing his escape from the Church of Scientology

    • @billcipher3946
      @billcipher3946 7 лет назад +5

      Cillian Brouder lol that might be it

    • @MichaelW52883
      @MichaelW52883 7 лет назад +4

      He runs from his gay thoughts lol

  • @JoelCraike
    @JoelCraike 7 лет назад

    Gotta love those thumbnails that Chris does lol

  • @harborgamez
    @harborgamez 7 лет назад

    chris where can I get that hoodie boi

  • @cameron7996
    @cameron7996 7 лет назад +81

    Tired of seeing these mummy ads. Anyone else?

    • @dwizzy.34
      @dwizzy.34 7 лет назад +4

      cameron chlup Yes! They are the only ads on RUclips! I'm sick of them! They make me not want to see the movie (I didn't anyways)!

    • @lockershocker7686
      @lockershocker7686 7 лет назад

      cameron chlup literally one of the only reasons i clicked on this video over another video. Not that Chris' reviews aren't wonderful

    • @jonhenry7740
      @jonhenry7740 7 лет назад

      Mine shifted from The Mummy to a grindhouse t.v. show. I've seen the same, 30 second add so many times that I can quote it, and it's only been announced for four days. Nothing deters me from seeing a show or movie more than seeing the same shitty preview/trailer repeatedly.

    • @sergiomanzanares6817
      @sergiomanzanares6817 7 лет назад

      I got that RUclips red so nope!

    • @XThexXTank
      @XThexXTank 7 лет назад +2

      Watching a Playlist with multiple ads and EACH AD is a mummy ad! Over 50+ mummy ads, I'm boycotting

  • @fido416
    @fido416 7 лет назад +50

    Brendon Frazier's M U M M Y trilogy can't be beaten!

    • @alejo5267
      @alejo5267 7 лет назад +6

      TheJ4KE uhhh, yes it can

    • @Cheeks730
      @Cheeks730 7 лет назад +4

      no it can't. they were a blast, except for maybe the third.

    • @fido416
      @fido416 7 лет назад +1

      PapiDarko I agree 100%

  • @johnbraucher1499
    @johnbraucher1499 4 года назад +2

    Chris have you done Vanilla Sky yet? I thought it was pretty good but a coneseour may say otherwise. Lol

  • @thewanderer5137
    @thewanderer5137 7 лет назад

    where could i message chris to ask him to reveiw a movie

  • @DJchilcott
    @DJchilcott 7 лет назад +11

    I always prefer it when the comedy relief in action movies come from the main star him or herself. By showing that the hero has moments of awkwardness, or clumsiness, or has a tendency to not always make the best decisions.

  • @h.u.n.k493
    @h.u.n.k493 7 лет назад +23

    For anyone curious, I know which carboard box to flip over to find Brendan Fraiser.

    • @kennethallore9061
      @kennethallore9061 7 лет назад +4

      Dormammu, I've come to bargain for Brendan Frasier

    • @zetsudvd
      @zetsudvd 7 лет назад +2

      The one Tom Cruise is standing on?

    • @tko4051
      @tko4051 7 лет назад +3

      meh The Mummy movies with Brendan Fraser were never that special, he can stay a bum

    • @docholliday4292
      @docholliday4292 7 лет назад

      Charlie Bogart lol.

  • @pociechadaman101
    @pociechadaman101 7 лет назад

    On this vid there was literally an add ad of a guy talking about this movie

  • @SteelCurtainGirl5880
    @SteelCurtainGirl5880 7 лет назад +2

    Chris, great review, would have also loved to have heard your opinion of Universal bringing out this idea of a Dark Universe to revive all of their classic horror movies (the mummy was the first in the lineup). Personally, I think they made this movie in the trailer look more like a giant action movie with a tinge of horror, not the great horror dark gothic evil movie that they were maybe aiming for. It's the first one so I can't go too hard on it, but I hope they take reviews from this movie and help to improve the others

  • @gizzylaserfoot2604
    @gizzylaserfoot2604 7 лет назад +249

    I grew up with scenes of tom cruise running frantically. I give The Mummy an A+

    • @samuelw01
      @samuelw01 7 лет назад +27

      No you'll prolly give it a D cuz not enough running scenes in this one.

    • @speedshaman6772
      @speedshaman6772 7 лет назад +8

      I give it an F because no Brendan Fraser, and i need my fuckin Fraser fix

    • @SubKiller
      @SubKiller 7 лет назад +1

      i think even if fraser was 100 years or dead, some idiots will still want him in the mummy. Summary of America Today

    • @hiattgrey9161
      @hiattgrey9161 Год назад

      @@speedshaman6772 The Mummy (1999) - A+
      The Mummy Returns - A-
      The Mummy: Tomb of the Daragon Emperor - D
      The Mummy (2017) - F

  • @crisscross9947
    @crisscross9947 7 лет назад +13

    "How do we make the the Mummy interesting again?"
    "4 PUPILS!"

  • @SumDumGy
    @SumDumGy 7 лет назад +2

    Let's not forget Van Helsing and The Wolfman, Chris.

  • @staticproductions6186
    @staticproductions6186 7 лет назад +4

    I love your sweater Chris.
    Another awesome video 😄
    Have a great day

  • @waubadoo
    @waubadoo 7 лет назад +12

    This movie looks like Uncharted meets The Mummy.

  • @TT-qc2mu
    @TT-qc2mu 7 лет назад +12

    Chris is like 2 weeks away from 1,000,000

  • @raisingcain133
    @raisingcain133 7 лет назад +1

    Can you please review Sean of the Dead?

  • @rhythmrainbow
    @rhythmrainbow 7 лет назад +4

    Ashes to ashes dust to dust.....awesome review, your reviews I can trust. O_o?!

  • @NatsumiMovies
    @NatsumiMovies 7 лет назад +428

    First comment. Alright, let me make a joke.
    Cowboy Bebop getting a live action remake

  • @MrGlenbw
    @MrGlenbw 7 лет назад +27

    Jeez, this is what happens when you try to rush up a cinematic universe just to get some big bucks without giving thoughts on actually crafting a GOOD MOVIE. The Dark Universe is bound to fail BIG TIME.

    • @chrisnichols5572
      @chrisnichols5572 7 лет назад +5

      Sell that damn name to DC. lol Dark Universe..

    • @docholliday4292
      @docholliday4292 7 лет назад +1

      Glen Wang Dracula Untold was supposed to have stated the Dark Universe off but failed, guess that is why they have gone for bigger named actors this time in Cruise and Crowe to try and sell it better this time out but it looks just as bad as Dracula Untold!

  • @robbie4585
    @robbie4585 7 лет назад

    hey Chris, are you going to do 'a silent voice' review?

  • @muzikbogdy
    @muzikbogdy 7 лет назад

    Hi Chris,can you do you a review about Quantum of Solace?I am very curious about your opinion.Thank you.

  • @zacharyzedack
    @zacharyzedack 7 лет назад +3

    Got a Mummy ad before watching this video. This can't be a coincidence.

  • @KneeCaps
    @KneeCaps 7 лет назад +17

    Everytime I get on youtube I get a 30 second un-skippable ad of this.

  • @aerowindwalker
    @aerowindwalker 7 лет назад

    There is this Chinese movie Wolf Warriors (and Wolf Warriors II is in the theatre), have you seen it?

  • @anthonygonzalez8772
    @anthonygonzalez8772 7 лет назад

    Almost 1M! Pure Awesomeness Chris!

  • @scutterybuttery449
    @scutterybuttery449 7 лет назад +8

    Nothing says 'The Mummy' like a hoodie with a blue spider on it

  • @sarkastikleader4708
    @sarkastikleader4708 7 лет назад +8

    I thought Dracula Untold was an ok movie.

  • @WesleyHuang
    @WesleyHuang 7 лет назад +9

    Ohhh Noo....

  • @kuromomutaro
    @kuromomutaro 7 лет назад

    There's a scene where they shown the book of the living plus the old sountrack from Frazier's mummy movie..

  • @OwnerN1
    @OwnerN1 7 лет назад +12

    Tom Cruise plays a character that is a dick and just happens to be there? Kind of reminds me of a movie. Hmm, which one was it... Oh, that's right, The Mummy!

  • @edgarzajmi2284
    @edgarzajmi2284 7 лет назад +4

    Chris so you interviewed Collin Trevorrow which is the director of Star Wars 9.Did you asked him about Star Wars?

  • @AlanRodriguez-rt7ci
    @AlanRodriguez-rt7ci 7 лет назад

    Chris, I've been watching your videos for years, I like listening to them while I draw. I admit that it increases the speed of your videos by how slow they sometimes are. XD greetings

  • @timz4053
    @timz4053 6 лет назад

    the way you make russell crowes character so mysterious and it was a pleasant surprise it can only mean he is playing an older version of rick

  • @pizzatime3367
    @pizzatime3367 7 лет назад +97

    I'm still wondering if you'll do a face reveal at 1 mil

  • @bowenzhu9720
    @bowenzhu9720 7 лет назад +5

    hey Chris, could please you review koe no katachi ( A silent voice) ?

  • @offspringfan1288
    @offspringfan1288 4 года назад +1

    Chris, I know it’s random but I’d love to see you go back and review some older Tom Cruise films okay? How about Top Gun, Born on the Fourth of July, Few good men, Eyes wide shut, risky business.

  • @spoonersawit458
    @spoonersawit458 7 лет назад

    Chris Stuckmann, are you ever going to do a neon demon analysis?

  • @dinsism
    @dinsism 7 лет назад +6

    Mummy 4:Electric Boogaloo

  • @neelparmar6690
    @neelparmar6690 7 лет назад +3

    Anyone else get a Mummy ad before this video

  • @nastylittlecritter
    @nastylittlecritter 7 лет назад +9

    Well, that sucks. I really actually hope Universal goes trough with this Universal Monsters Dark Universe. I think D.C. has proven you can turn your shit universe into a better one with better influences and taking constructive criticisms to know what do to next time. Batman v Superman was mostly terrible, Suicide Squad was a bit better, and Wonder Woman was a legitimately good film. So, who knows? Maybe in a couple years this whole thing will work out eventually.

  • @guitarman0365
    @guitarman0365 7 лет назад

    anyone notice the obvious golden book of amun ra reference? just a sight gag or are they trying to say Imhotep's Resurrection is canon to this universe?

  • @geekedmedia
    @geekedmedia 7 лет назад +3

    The Brendan Fraser version is a low key masterpiece. He was my Indiana Jones.

  • @thedoruk6324
    @thedoruk6324 7 лет назад +6

    I like and add to favourites even before watching; I call it the Stuckmann effect

  • @umutkaradurdu3693
    @umutkaradurdu3693 7 лет назад

    SPOILER QUESTION.
    So what was Russel Crows character. Cause I didnt get it, he was obvisiously a monster but who. I couldnt figure it out. He said Eddie Mayne but it didnt ring a bell for me. So anyone can explain?

  • @hearaftermusic
    @hearaftermusic 7 лет назад

    ever consider doing music (album) reviews?