Daz Watches Last Text
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- Опубликовано: 16 янв 2017
- Let's see what young Jacob is up to.
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"GET. TO. SLEEP!" 😂😂😂
i watch vines for a living first off all 😂😂😂hahah
Second off all NCTZEN and SAY THE NAME SEVENTEEN
third off all I'm sorry for mentioning Kpop in a non Kpop video I just had to
Love you💜😂❤️👏🏽
I am your 300th like thank me later 🙂
“ YOU. GET. TO. SLEEP!” 😂😂
Me @ 2am
N *a* h *I* ' *m* g *o* o *d* t *h* a *n* k *s*
Hi Ron, Do u ship Drarry as much as me?
I think I know who boo is
The girl from monsters inc
I am the Psychopathic kid lol
I am the Psychopathic kid trololol
I am the Psychopathic kid I WAS JUST THINKING THAT 😂
I am the Psychopathic kid I loved her!
I am the Psychopathic kid or that spirit in the bathroom
10:20 His reaction to when the microphone moved made me cry 😂😂🤣🤣
LOOOOL 😂😂😂😂
Annabelle Forbes init 😂😂
It was the ghost girl from the video
yess hhism face lo pl llol lol o 😂😂😂😂
Me too 🤣🤣
'Is she nude? Whats going on?'
-me 2017
Me in 2020!
😂
Yeah it’s pretty crazy in 2020
Is he texting Boo from Monsters Inc? ..isn't she a bit old for him
KitchenSink withaMigraine FallAway intheForest |-/
KitchenSink withaMigraine FallAway intheForest |-/
KitchenSink withaMigraine FallAway intheForest |-/
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Melvin da hacker From spongebob aha
Melvin da hacker No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument......Horseradish isn't an instrument either.
Grimroll it might be
Melvin da hacker yes it is
f a v e
GO. TO. SLEEP. Young man!
When it’s 2020 and I should probably be asleep 😂
Joonie same
Its 1:20 am for me rn
Jesus yesssss
It can take like 4 hours to upload a vip + time zones and yes I’m replying to a comment from 3 yrs ago
Edit: im a retard
I love how the goodnight text was his first text to her ever
"Good night sweetie"
"Excuse me who the fuck are you"
@@samuelebigi1313 😂😂😂😂😂so good 🤣
my first text ever if she was the ghost bitch would be "GET THE F---- O-O-O-O-OUT~~~"
@@mickmars-hairspray HAHSHSHSNSNSNSJSNSJSNH✋😭
Ikr lol 😂
"GO.....TO....SLEEP, YOUNG MAN"
i am officialy done now lol
I went to chemotherapy for my cancer, after watching this vid *it came back*
I doubt he had cancer. He ain't gonna joke about getting cancer again.
Emily Tichenor My friend had cancer and he always jokes about it
Emily Tichenor my cancer jokes about cancer, too bad the jokes he tell r so cancerous
Oh shit i just assumed the gender of my cancer im not a criminal dont harass me
Ever had anyone die from cancer?
4:07 "oh shit it moved"😂😂😂
Jack A Boy 😝 😆 😂
It was actually 4:10
"No don't touch it...that's it. He's gone. Jacobs dead"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"jacob, someone's in your bunker" 😂😂😂 lmfao died
nika _SMG "why is she in the bathroom"
Same
Ashton Martinez no don't touch it xD
nika _SMG When I read this he said that😂😂
nika _SMG s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍m̘͈̺̪͓ͩ͂̾ͪ̀̋e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑
DAZS FACE WHEN THE MICROPHONE MOVED WAS AMAZING I CANT STOP LAUGHING! XD
DangerofDead I laughed as well
IT WAS THE BEST
I LAUGHED SO MUCH
I literally replay it like 20 + times!! XD
DangerofDead I know the look of absolute pure confusion was priceless
Daz: "I wOuLd UsE tHe gUiTaR aS a WeApOn, HoLd iT aS aN aXe"
Me: **literally dying of laugher**
Aimee-Leigh Minnaar Finally*
I'm in a hotel and my mum is sleeping and I am watching this and I'm trying so hard not to laugh
I'm legit the same
SAME 😂😂
Look out for a naked boo
OMG ME TOO RIGHT NOWWE
Wow, are you four all in the same hotel?
"Boo? Is he texting a ghost or something"
Sarah Ali no, the little girl from monsters inc
His phone was flashing......POLTERGEIST
BOO
Grace C lol
He’s texting boo?
Oh .. that’s my dogs name...
Should I be worried?
Chloe Sw maybe
2:24
Chloe Sw yes
Yes be very worried....
😂
"Jacob, there's someone in your bunker, you don't smile at it you call the po-leece. OMG I laughed so hard😂, like if you laughed 😂
FinnT you spelt police wrong grammar alert!!!!!
Crunchie The Pig it’s coz he enthused it
It's not smile it's sing fish
Crunchie The Pig you Know it's not a grammar mistake it's a spelling error
Ok first off..Daz said Po lice
He tried to sound it out at least
his parents drop him off at a bunker his parents have had e-fuckin-nough
thats it hes gone jacobs dead
GO TO SLEEP funniest part
Go.
To.
SLEEP.
SLEEP. is NOT good JK GO TO SLEEP YOUNG MAN
Gave u your 500th like congrats
"In an underground bumper" 1:53 best singing voice ever daz!!!!
Bunker
(Singing) While his parents away.
chris d'angelo its bunker
you know you can edit it right?
"When I send you those three words tonight."
"Go. To. SLEEP!!!"
Jacob: Right before I fall asleep-
Daz: *in an underground bunker* ~
Thank you for so many likes!! I forgot i even posted this comment-
Your English is perfect :)
@@thecyanidewedrank3468 I posted this comment a year ago, but thank you ! :)
your english is amazing!!
@@calebpopplewell1747 Thank you! :')
i don't hate this kid, i just hate what he does.
what do u mean?
jazminehasnoidea That's the most retarded thing ever... So you hate all singers?
+Siber wolf I guess you don't like Mariah Carey then😂
Lol buncha idiots here.
jazminehasnoidea yes
Daz is by far one of the funniest youtubers I know😂😂
No shit sherlock.
AyeItzTayy pewdiepie
Ange Curry I think it's a tie because I love them both😂
Ange Curry nah hes a nazi
AyeItzTayy no it's rebal d 😍😍
just me who’s watching all of his Jacob saggytaurus videos at like 1 am in corona lockdown ? ... okay
No
Nope, that was a year ago
Daz: Where have they dropped him??
Me: On his head.
That was my response too 😂😂
Lol 😂😂😂
go, To, SLEEP YOUNG MAN
i died when he said this tbh :DD
Frances Bosarge i laughed so hard lmao😂😂👏👏
Jacob: "When I send you those three last words....Tonight..."
Daz: "Go..To.. SLEEP!"
XxRebel_Girl119 xX we did watch the video you know and we saw what daz said...... no hate but it's annoying
XxRebel_Girl119 xX already have done love
Ari_Macaroon yes
XxRebel_Girl119 xX I read that as he said It 😂😂😂😂
Sophie lmao
4:26. Me when I look in the mirror at myself right after I wake up. XD
omfg i think i rewatched that bit like 5 times
🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it
There's a Ghost girl in his room he's dead!😂😂😂😂 I'm dying
I think all these daz watches are making his hair turn gray XD its just to much cringe for daz to handle
Grave Sweeney Yep XD
Grave Sweeney I don't think jacob is cringy
Grave Sweeney ur spelling is *too much cringe for me to handle
okay? I don't really care what the two of you think... looking at you starwars geek and soundwave :P freaking grammar police, go bother someone else.
Grave Sweeney yaaaasssss I hate grammer police get a life 😂
I've had a real shit day
I can't stop laughing. Thankyou omg
TwentyØneCrybabies it will get better ❤️
|-/ stay alive :)
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Omg i love the clique we are everywhere |-/
Thankyou to everyone it means a lot that people who I don't know support me, and yes we are everywhere, my fellow heathens |-/
Omg this guy kills me every time I watch his video! Omg I'm literally dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When daz said "who's boo is it a ghost" I spat my water every where
daz your one of the rare youtubers that make me laugh
SAME 😂😂😂
*The cringe train is about to take off..*
true...
Nicki 884
CHOO CHHOOOooooo
Choo choo...
chooo chooo
Nicki 884 twoot twoot!
HER NAME IS BOO BECAUSE SHES A GHOST 👻
hahahahahahahah
Oh no she just doesnt exist
My eyes have been open
He already said that try again
Lol
7:07 me in music class trying to play my guitar
Daz: "Go...To...SLEEP, YOUNG MAN!"
Me: *See's gravestone saying "died of laughter"*
He's parents sent him to a bunker because he won't stop playing guitar when they're trying to sleep.
Angel why don't my parents try to send me to a bunker
+Jack Forrester hmm I should contact them to do so
Daz: he's in a bunker!
Me: but....the window...
Best song ever 😂.... Jacob❤️: right before I go to sleep
Daz😂: in an underground bunker 😂😂😂
is it just me or does he look either constipated or in pain when he sings?😂😂😆
Vivziepie yes
Vivziepie no
Vivziepie yes😂😂
Vivziepie Okay, I'm not even a fan of his but he is a child. That is just ugly.
V.I.V. thats mean
I said I hate jacob Satorouis infront of a girl at my school. She said Don't say that about my bae! I thought she was joking, but I triggered a Jacob Satorouis Fan ^ ^ I don't regret a thing
Vi x i hate you
Vi x oh shit i hope ur ok 😂
llcutej roblox 'n' msp says the one with a roblox username
you should regret it she is coming for you, triggering a jacob fan is like setting off a bomb
at my school I literally said I hate Jacob sartorius to my friend she gave me this angry look I literally just triggered her I knew that cuz she didn't talk to me the way home Xd
"Was he texting a fucking ghost or something?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah
2:05 to answer your question, he thinks he's like 19 and has an apartment
I just looked it up he’s 16
He's 16 years old
Nika Ungurianu he actually has a house now
i-
@@lucymariewelch2318 dude ngl he looks fucking 12 lmfao
I hate Jacob Sartorius with a burning passion.
SSJGod Ballzy lmao why
George Baker He's cringey as fuck
SSJGod Ballzy well that's pretty sad lmao
The Time Lordess How is that sad?
SSJGod Ballzy that you hate someone you don't know
am I the only one who isn't British and watches daz games?
GamingGirl ! nope! from Canada over here! :)
GamingGirl ! im from Australia lol
GamingGirl ! I'm from Latvia 😅
NORWAY!
GamingGirl ! POLAAAAND
“Is this a bunker”😂😂
6:01 Daz: "Ooo, that's not weird."
Me: "Daz! That's so fucking weird!!!! You need to call the PO-lice!!!"
"GO....TO...SLEEP"
I died😂💀
Stone Cold Babe hahah me too
he might not be perfect but he don't deserve all the hate he gets.
FloppyRabbit TRUE don't people have something else to do with their lives lmao
The Time Lordess exactly
When you become Daz's age or my age...you'lll understand..and if you are our age... I pray for you.
he does deserve the hate.You 12 year old piece of shit.He gets millions from fuckboying and using autotune.
I'm Probably Younger Then You Guys And I Understand COMPLETELY
"Go. To. SLEEP! Young man!" I died😂😂😂😂
When dat microphone moved😂
whenever he says boo i think of the little girl from monsters inc,
I was about to say the same thing
Same
he's has 2 new songs out now called bingo and jordans and i really want you to watch them but if you don't want to watch anymore jacob videos then that's fine💕
Lmho(laughing my head off)with head phones on and my dads looking at me like I’m nuts.
Man you are hilarious 🤣😂
6:42 when the teacher calls on you but you didn’t have your hand raised
"why is he smiling at it?!" literally died
Last text? Jacob it should be your last video
savagery right here
xEndiePearlx oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.
Savage
xEndiePearlx Damn son
xEndiePearlx lololol
*disgusted face
“Is she NuDe”
😂😂😂😂
3:48 maybe boo came to visit
"go To SLEEP!" Daz black 2017
LPSPusheenQueen yass😂😂
Daz is Jeff the killer lol
Ahhh
cash me on itunes howbow dah
I THOUGHT THELEGEND27 AD WAS GONE
I WAS VERY WRONG
Matilda Jones the legend27 always lives on
Matilda Jones no if u make a account right I bet someone actually named themselves the legend27
Matilda Jones it will always live on 😉
TheLegend 27 LEAVE ME ALONE
Matilda Jones nah I'm good
The chords that Jacob is playing at the start (G and C add 9) don’t match the chords in the song lmao
6:12 . . . . keep it up man.💀😭
2:08 he's texting honey boo boo
Stop Motion Inc. he into fat chicks
Stop Motion Inc. he's texting honey G
Stop Motion Inc. omg 😂
Stop Motion Inc. Nope its bob
Jacob sartorius should step on lego
Samuel Harper I'd feel bad for the lego
Samuel Harper that's to far. That's the worst pain you can feel.
JK I HOPE HE DOES
Brøken Too**
Samuel Harper ur mean leave Jacob alone he has not done nothing 2 u
Samuel Harper nah mate I don't like him but that's too far. Take it back.
"When I send you those three words"
"I'm leaving you."
I would fucking love it if a boy sent me a love song. Only if they were good though😂😂👌🏻
It shouldn't have to be good at least they would show u love
He's obviously texting the little girl from Monsters Inc
Sara Katherine yep xD
When he said "last year" I keep thinking 2015 not 2016 XD
Yehet Galaxy Exo-L ♡
Chich Cababs Love ma fellow EXO-L too :')
Yehet Galaxy Hey fellow Kpopper!
Bangtan, Suga & Tae Heyooooooooo XD
I love the fact whenever I'm sad I come to your page and my whole mood changes, thank you daz❤️
this is the funniest video ive ever seen. Keep up the great work Daz Games
Anyone else ashamed of our generation?
MEEEEEEE
Ellate Game yup.... we are screwed
Ainsley Wolf we will live through it together
Bella Okamoto we must survive!!!
very very ashamed
Daz: go. to. SLEEP!
me: Jeff. the. KILLER!
Cyborg clips ...
NutCunt I'm sorry I couldn't help myself XD
Cyborg clips YESS
*slow claps* me *clap* too *clap*
XxWofieMMDXX I'm so sorry XD
Keep up the great work Daz, and I loved you face when the mic moved I replayed it like 100×'s
Keep up the good work DAZ!
"tha,that's it guys Jacob is dead,Jacob is dead"
It bothers me the way he lip syncs.
1) it doesn't fit the mood
2) the way he does it looks like he's shouting but the song is like semi whispering or something
3) when moves he jaw like he's going to do some amazing rifts like Ariana grande but in the song it sounds so neutral or something
4) like making his bottom jaw go forward. BOI stop
Ripppp
exactly
OnePieceIsDaAwesome imagine him with a lisp it wont bother you that much
Love your videos
This is an awesome video I really like it please make another one of these please please please be this week please
7:25 I can't stop laughing and playing it over and over
Joel McNamara omg lol sameee
Joel McNamara haha
Joel McNamara ikr
Ive been searching for this comment😂😂😂
Joel McNamara OMG SAME THO. LOL
I was eating a pot noodle whilst watching this. 2:12 spat it all out my mouth
😂😂😂😂😂
Charley Farley LMFAOO
Charley Farley well that was a waste of noodles
Had so much fun watching this) Videos on chanels like this, that's how i know learning the language was totally worth it)
How can someone not like you? ..You're like the nicest and realest person ever!
*daz pauses * " GO. TO . SLEEP! "
omg i'm choking LOL
DaveZzZ D he is the new Jeff the killer
wow i didn't know it's 2013 again
DaveZzZ D lol that was really funny
Daz has your daughter got Jacobs pictures all over her walls? 😃
Jenny he probably would just yell NO! And walk out thinking oh dear god 😂😂
Bethany Hobnob was that meant to be funny or something :/
I think daz doesnt actually have anything against jacob 😃
Jenny Oh the Irony
Martti Majuri I do
If someone’s first text to me was “goodnight”, I’D FIND THAT EXTREMELY THREATENING.
It's Boo from Monsters inc.
I still like the Romeo and Juliet shit... Write me a (decent) poem and I'm happy.
Alda Gunnars me too
Alda Gunnars Rose's are red, violates are blue, stfu.
Now THAT is what I call a poem. Beautiful, simply amazing.
Ben Keane your a fucking dumbass lol
Roses are red
My name is Dan
I have a gun
Get in the van
When he said "I'D USE THAT GUTAIR AS A WEAPON!" I died
You're the funniest RUclipsr I've had been watching
GO...TO..SLEEP YOUNG MAN !! 🤣🤣🤣CRYYYINNGG SO FRICKING HARD RIGHT NOW OMLL
Is it just me or is he actually improving slightly?
Sinpansara Eeehhhhh...no
Charly'sChannel come on it's better than Sweatshirt
Sinpansara Thats true. Gotta give that to him.
i really dislike him but this is better that that sweatshirt ew
Sinpansara who
When Trump became president I thought life couldn't get any worse. Then I heard Jacob's new album.
It's only going to get worse from here
it's ok daz is still here.
xD RoZ emoji movie
xD RoZ At least trump wouldn't have started WW3 with Russia and killed us all, don't judge a book by its cover. Trump is doing more in one month than obama did in 8 years.
Just found this channel and can’t stop loughing 😂
YOU ARE SO FUNNY MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY TIME YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!🤣😂🤣