Dude the thought of Nick's pale, slightly bloated corpse trapped in the springs of a trampoline due to a freak gymnastics attempt is the funniest image in the world to me
I've learned to play chess when I was a kid but I'm still to retarded to remember where the king and queen go. I always mix them up and have to look it up literally every game.
The best part of this bit is Nick’s laugh at the end - that’s the laugh of a man awakening from a manic episode and surveying the damage he has just caused
This is what me of my favorite c town bits. Fun fact, I constructed a metal shop and I’m not living in it. Have been for like 6 months. I literally put together legos in the loft. I have an enail up there too. Living the dream
Dude the thought of Nick's pale, slightly bloated corpse trapped in the springs of a trampoline due to a freak gymnastics attempt is the funniest image in the world to me
SHUT UP!
King of the ring
Hell yeah, dude.
nice
King of the cock ring
Got to the Sanford & Son bit before realizing that Adam isn’t there to interject and kill the bit
The funniest part of this bit is attempting to castle with a queen at 00:19
Didn't check at 0:53
I've learned to play chess when I was a kid but I'm still to retarded to remember where the king and queen go. I always mix them up and have to look it up literally every game.
@@MannyNamiro I was too retarded to learn chess and stuck with stomping my dad's ass in checkers.
@@MannyNamiro "Queen on her own color"
Something about women decorating and color-coordinating.
whatcha playing, mickey mouse? alright i'll see you guys later
adam was great in this bit
Best bug
I would love for this to play at a child support hearing for Stav or Nick in the future.
"matter can be nor created neither fuckin destroyed" hell yeah dude
When Nick said you're a bug dude I immediately equated stav to the ladybug from a bugs life
He's clearly the Caterpillar.
@@xjamesxreedx in the alternate reality that is my imagination ralphie may is the caterpillar
Hasidic bugs life
This is easily the best cumtown bit of all time
The best part of this bit is Nick’s laugh at the end - that’s the laugh of a man awakening from a manic episode and surveying the damage he has just caused
Adams bit was awesome!
Just woke up from a crazy dream and I listened to this for the first time - amazing
nice man
@@Angryprobedroid rice man
@@Dingleberrycrunch36>o
This is what me of my favorite c town bits.
Fun fact, I constructed a metal shop and I’m not living in it. Have been for like 6 months.
I literally put together legos in the loft. I have an enail up there too. Living the dream
If this is what schizophrenia looks like I’m here for it
Has to be one of the best bits of all times
This is my favorite segment
this needs to be animated
Me but it's the weed/ hopefully fentanyl cave I've created in the 2nd bathroom to avoid my wife & son while I get extra sleepy for a couple hours
The American, dare I say, the WORLD dream
@Perfect World oh hell yeah brother. Nothing like spending every free moment trying to throw away what a normal person yearns for.
The ziplock bag bit was hilarious
Jesus christ what the fuck was that opening by BOTH players.
That was the Bifurcated Gaylord opening
Jesus Christ you sit and watch these ?
Fugue state moment
It's fuging time
The idea of being tied down with a wife and kids is a form of torture in the US.
It's the only life worth living tho
@@kingfishcl8083 what a catch 22
“It’s the duplicitous edge we all walk upon.”
-M.S.
My wife ties me down while my kids hold a towel over my face and dump buckets of water on it
@@BarackLesnar now thats a safe and fun family activity for all ages
That first backrank mate was pretty nice
If I may, let me play the part of Adam, "But wouldn't the tatoo be upside down instead of backwards?"
I'm just watching Chess
King of the Ring
Thank you
Love these vids but the audio is always frucked...
Very True
Great bit
Is Nick AI? The shit he says and the way he sounds is sus😂
king of the ring is so fucking all time
is this the indonesian guy?
Can a Indonesian gentlemen master the sweet science of chess? also im gay.