I once watched an Uncle Chael Sonnen story that had no point, expecting there to be some kind of interesting conclusion. There wasn't any. And it was fantastic!
"Have you guys ever had a weird moment?"..... Watching porn on mute while listening to chael rant about wrestle mania in the background??....... Nnnnaaaahhhhh!
One time I was playing a game with a friend and we got into a match and played for almost ten minutes together before realizing we went into an offline match and were the only players in the game.
If Lesnar was in the same weight class as Chael P and the “P” still stands for icon; It would be a Red White and Blue ass kicking. And Chael is swinging the hammer!
I appreciate that Chael would tell anyone else this story let alone post this on RUclips. I’m so much more absent minded though. One time I was driving my father’s car past my own house. I drove past my driveway and only saw my car in the driveway. So, I didn’t stop back at home and just left. Anyway, when I get a call about a minute later from my father asking why I drove by I realized how truly dumb I am.
Chael Sonnen vs Anderson Silver 1. What a fight. One of the greatest MMA fights in history. You had him beat until that last round or last seconds of the last round. It just shows that a MMA fight can switch in favour of any one at any time.. WHAT A FIGHT! You were so dangerous, what a legendary fighter. I am going to watch it again right now.
One time i accident walked out of home depot with a wrench in my pocket, i was gunna pay for it but i got distracted and walked out with an employee actually who was helping me with move wood to my car, pointless story i know but thats the point of this video
I woke up for school and couldn’t find my glasses. I searched EVERY inch of my bedroom and my house. I confronted everyone in the house about hiding them. I thought they were pulling a prank on me. It turns out I had them on the whole time. I only found out after I realized everything was clear and nothing was blurry
Roughly a decade ago, my grandmother, rest her soul, was watching a Washington Nationals game very attentively. She’s going crazy the whole time as that Nats were making an amazing comeback. She never noticed “Nats Classic” in the top right of the screen and we had a good laugh telling her at the end of the game. My mother & I still laugh about it to this day
I once was filling up the sink with hot water for dishes and I started listening to a chael-Joel show with my headphones in, got so distracted that I went and sat down forgot the water and didn’t realize there was an issue until an hour later I saw the garbage can float by....
Absent minded story- My dad hadn’t seen Lord of the Rings. I had the extended edition dvds which split each film over 2 separate discs. My dad stuck on the Two Towers, watched the first disc (close to 2hrs long) and then put on the 2nd disc only to realise he put had put on the wrong disc and actually started the film half way through its conclusion without finding it odd that the storyline was so far advanced. He called me confused when he then put on the first disc as I had to explain to him what he just did.
I have too many of these. I teach grade 8 in Ontario, just before our schools were shutdown due to the pandemic I was teaching a math lesson and it’s going AMAZING, the kids are firing off answers, they are bang on with the concepts, I’m feeling like teacher of the year and about 10 minutes in a bright young lady in my class gives me a look wth a slight tilt of her head and raises her hand; “Um, why are you teaching us the whole same lesson as you did on Friday Mr. Nolin?” Well, because I’m an idiot. For those of you that were unclear Friday, I hope that helped. Moving on...
A similar thing happened over here with the AFL (Australian football league) a few years ago when the same two teams contested the Grand Final two years in a row. One TV channel with rights to the previous years final, only, played that at the same time as the live event. Hence scores of people came away thinking there was a completely different outcome
i ordered tires for my bike a few weeks ago. guy said he could get them cheap and install them for a fair price. i called them yesterday and they thanked me for my patience. i still have no idea if the tires will ever come. bonus story: i finally found some shells mac and cheese and bought like 8 boxes. i know others need their mac and cheese so i refrained from going past 8 boxes
It's ok Chael, I watched your losses and had the same experience. Is this a rerun? Seriously though, I appreciate how you're one of the only MMA athletes to talk about the psychological side of the fight-game, for yourself. I similarly used to choke under pressure, and ngl you've helped me w/that. When you were talking in some interview about visualization, light-bulb moment for me when I was training.
Wrestlermania works just like a Circus Chael .You watch it over and over again ...every time its the second drill but still you see packed audience for it .
One time when I was young at the the age of maybe 10-11 I was walking to school, I had woken up before my parents which I thought was odd but it was just any other day I thought I gotta get ready so I start going to school and when I get there, nobody is around. So I call my mom and she wakes up and answers and asks what I’m doing and I said that I was at school and then she told me it was Saturday.. absent minded story for ya Chael
Done that almost exactly same but was a holiday not officially but school was out. Sure many have similar story my parents laughed till they realize had to pick me up
My daughter fed my dog some rotten dog food. Been cleaning up poop and giving her baths the last two days. She was real proud of herself because she kept forgetting to feed the dog and has been doing it on schedule. Not mad at her she's only 9, but man it's been a tough couple of days.
I think Chael just coined a new term in professional wrestling!! “Going under”?! Of the countless hours of Jim Cornette podcasts, Steve Austin podcasts, youshoot videos, the ones with that mark/chump Conrad Thompson & all the others that I have watched/listened to, not once has “going under” ever been a phrase that was said on or by any of them. Yet another first for Ole Chael!!
Thank you Uncle Chael for this. A similar thing happened to me a week ago. There was this video on tv and I just came and sat down. Told the wife look at how pathetic the video quality is and how they put on anything on tv these days. I didnt like the music and I was whining about it and asking her to change the channel. You know where its heading. It was our wedding video. The lockdown needs to end or I will stay in the doghouse.
I was once studying in my living room when I felt a headache coming on. I got up and walked a few metres to the kitchen to get some paracetamol, but by the time I got there I had forgotten I went there in the first place. A bit later I realised my head still hurt.....
This happened in the early 90's when I was in High School. This is the day of my first wrestling tournament it happened to be on a Saturday, we were to meet at school at like 9:00 in the morning to catch a bus(I wished I would have had a carrot!). Now that Friday after practice I go home take a quick nap before dinner. But I fell in a deep sleep and woke up I look at the clock and it was 8:30 I am freaking out I am never late for anything. I jump up grab my gear and start running to school I lived about 2 miles away. I get to school and I still have like 10 minutes left. I am safe but no one is here! So I wait like an hour still no one I am thinking to myself I missed the bus, but there should also be daylight by now. I walk back home and come to find out it was 8:30 that same Friday night.
Chael I laughed pretty good at this one! It reminded me of this one time I made nachos and the fire alarm went off so I didn't eat them and I went to bed.
I did exactly the same for Wilder Fury 2. I couldn’t stay up to watch it because I had work early the next day. So I asked my better half to load up the fight so I could watch it in the morning. I was super into it. “Don’t get caught ducking in Fury, you’ll get caught with an over hand again” Sure enough he got caught with it. I was going mental. Then it dawned on me... I’ve seen this knock down before. “Babe....what year was this originally aired?” I then later had the result ruined for me the second I walked through the door at work.
I don't recall the year, but I do recall doing extra work around the house for my dad back in the day so that he would pay for the Wrestlemania 1. Who needed social networking, just tell all the kids in school that you have the PPV that week, and the home turned into a block party.
I was actually just listening to this video while driving through the Harbor Tunnel in Baltimore thinking "wow it's dark in here today... Are the lights out? What's going on?" only to realize as I came out of the tunnel after 3 minutes of confusion that I was still wearing my sunglasses 😎 This video finished about a minute later and cracked me up so bad. Thanks, Uncle Chael for letting me know I'm not the only one.
There was this one time I called my friend asking if I had left my phone in his car from the night before, we were partying all night. I made the call with my cell phone which I thought was lost. It was halarious. I also did have quite a bad hangover.
Absent minded story: last year I was visiting DC. I was at the Lincoln Memorial steps at the exact same time as Clemson while they were in town to be at the White House. I get a picture with Dabo (the coach) and attempt to get a picture with Trevor Lawrence (the starting QB), and literally slip on ice down the memorial steps in front of Lawrence and the entire team. My Dad took a picture, that I still have, of Lawrence laughing as I slip down the steps. The absent mindedness comes from my lack of ability to realize running down icy steps was not a fantastic idea
Drove out to a grappling tournament in Detroit. Don't know Detroit too well. Got to the tournament, registered, waited around for Advanced division to begin, which in the case of this organization, is always dead last. Kids division, gi divisions, novice, intermediate divisions all go by, finally its to go and I realize I didn't bring shorts or anything to compete in. I also wanted to tape my matches and I forgot my video camera. So I had to get directions to Walmart to go find a pair of shorts to compete, since all I had were the jeans I wore on the way. I did manage to get there and back in time, even though I don't know the area. Additionally, after the tournament, my car broke down and my cell phone was dead and I was sort of in the middle of nowhere. But after I waited for several minutes I was able to start it back up again.
I have a girlfriend 6 years younger than me I'm 25 she has a really big nice toned butt she's pretty and doesn't wear makeup so she never has a "bad day" like other girls and yet there's still days she can't stand me and still fights with me over nothing and wants me to fix it and make up no matter how big or small or who started what and for some reason she broke up with 7 times and I just talk through her like we didn't break up and she hates it so much that I do react the way she wants she takes me back every time trys to get me to fall deeper in love so she can get the rise out of me which she feels she deserves and yet she still takes the relationship seriously and only wants what's best for me and I just don't get it.
Once had to take the trailer winch hook off the front of my boat to do something quick. Forgot to reattach it before driving off. Only shut down a major intersection for like an hour when it fell off the roller trailer.
Hey Chael I live in Manchester uk . So I have to watch UFC in the very early morning. ( I watch every card aswell I’m the biggest fan , no joke) One time getting ready to watch UFC ( I forget the event) but for some reason it was on a Sunday not a Saturday night. I get all ready at 1am in the morning to start watching . I’m sat there waiting on fight pass thinking 15 mins and it’s on. I go and wake my brother up to watch the fight . He gets up and we’re back watching this countdown screen on fight pass for ufc to start. Then it says 23 hours 58 mins. 🧐 My brother looks and me and says what’s going on ?!? The ‘penny drops’ and UFC isn’t in until tomorrow 😳 Then I realise the weigh ins were on about 2 hours before , whilst I was asleep. That’s my embarrassing story Chael 😂👍 Also I have a figure of you wearing the UFC Belt, I’m always representing the Bad Guy , the Best UFC middleweight champion of all time !!!!
Here's one for you. A few months ago, I headed to the theater to watch Stephen King's "Doctor Sleep." It was supposed to start at 7 pm. I got to the theater, 7 pm rolls around, still showing ads. I'm like hmmm, late start. Finally the ads start, then the movie. It's some old time looking war scene. I'm like hmmm, weird flex for a Stephen King movie, but whatever. Finally, at 7:30, I realize that I'm in the wrong theater. Well, Doctor Sleep was a pretty long movie as it turned out, so I still caught most of it lol
I know a guy who was paying his bills the old fashion stamp and envelope way one night. He may have had a few drinks and a big bag of chips while doing this. Woke up the next morning and the bills where no where to be found. He tore apart the house looking for them all morning. Lunchtime came, made a sandwich...obviously grabbed the bag of chips...boom inside the chip bag were the bills! My favorite absent minded story to tell. 😊
When I was about 12 I was doing the dishes and thinking about something. I finished putting them away and was in my room, when my mom came in and asked why there was a bunch of dishes stacked in the refrigerator.
So I turn on RUclips, it's going in the background, I'm making dinner. Oh, good, an Uncle Chael story. Five minutes in, I realize I heard this one yesterday.
I don’t know why, but the first absent-minded scenario that comes to mind is this: Being in the Navy, a few years ago, I had to stand a Dress White inspection. This happens every 6 months when (most) locations and commands change from Dress Blues to Whites and back to Blues. I sat out every piece of my uniform the night before: blouse, trousers, belt, ribbon rack was on the blouse, neckerchief, shoes were shined and on-point, Dixie Cup was gtg...all of it. Show up in my Whites the morning of the inspection when I realize I forgot my belt. Still the ONLY uniform hit I’ve taken in an inspection. And still pisses me off to this day 😂
Ok i went to a fancy wedding reception and as we sit down to eat the meal upon which i am starving. Once we are seated awaiting the starters to be served i looked around this finely set up table and noticed a fancy bread basket and cheese platter, so of course i decided to taste the cheese platter as it was something i havent really experienced. I must say that while thinking to myself that it was a very bland cheese platter and that there was maybe 2 different flavors TOPS it was quite enjoyable........ Well long story short, after finishing the cheese platter by myself i was kndly asked by the waiter if i would like another tray of butter brought out...... #absentmind
Uncle Chael. 2 weeks ago I watched 4 punks with weapons destroy a dude twice my size in 5 to 10 seconds. I had my dog on a leash, in seconds one had a machete on my neck yelling at me while I froze. 8seconds in, other guy took a KO kick to the face and the lights were out. Those 3 went to swarm me. The guy who had the machete dropped it and grabbed my shirt thinking to punch me in the face so hard it would knock me out. In this second. I went ninja. Baited and Slipped his big right 3x. Straight left down the middle, overhook right to the chin. Stiff straight left popped his head but the second overhand right missed. Was mostly to get him to let go. I broke away. Half a second late I was surrounded. 11to15seconds into this. The bigger dude is out cold and I'm in the wrong place at the wrong time. Past midnight on the rough streets of Semaphore on a perfect summers night in South Australia. I'm in a 4 on 1, getting bombarded, they tore my shirt a bit trying to get me down and I refused. Twice they got me on the road for a split second. Popping back up like Pettis, taking pathetic punches and kicks from all angles, seeing it all in slomo, using footwork to funnel them into confusion when the true scumbags messed up. They tried getting their pitbull to attack my staffy. I love my dog. They took focus off me aiming for what I love. At this stage I was running backwards with my fists up and they were chasing me down. They went for my dog and tried to overtake me when I forgot about self control. As he ran towards kicking my dog I put him down on the rough road at full speed. Worse than any football game. Crushed with a full kinetic chain of energy like a hulk smash against his momentum. Max damage faceplant tumble and roll. That road shreds through flesh. He was down. 2 of his buddies are picking him up. The other has me by the shirt trying for a headbutt and I put my hand on his chest to keep distance. He looks back. Cops are at the other end of the street, he's becomes my friend and walks away with me apologising. Lucky for me, i walked away with minor scratches on my left palm left knee and a scratch on the bridge of the nose, the pitbull didn't attack my dog he loved her. Uncle Chael. I worked the next day. You taught me that a day doing nothing is a day wasted.
I’m liking this video just for the fact he tells us it’s a pointless story before clicking on it. Unlike any other bullshit story time video people make 🤣
I was 19 now 47yrs old. While rolling a joint I want to change the channel on my TV, I spent 10-15 minutes looking for my remote. After 15 minutes and after losing my temper, throwing a fit I sat back down picked up the TV remote I was using to roll my Joint and SCREAMED FFFFFFF###.
When Gustafsson fought Jones the second time I hyped it to all my friends. One of them (he is very new to MMA) was gonna watch the day after. I watched it live (like 5-6in the morning here). We all know how the fight went. I'm sad, pissed and go go sleep. I wake up to a massive rant from my friend "this is BS" and so on. I go "BS, what do you mean?" He goes "he clearly won that fight. Even I saw it". Turns out he watched Gus VS Jones 1. Gave me a good laugh in all my misery.
I grabbed my remote and said “wrestlemania” nothing happens and I realized I don’t have a smart remote
Remotes owner not smart too huh?
Our Uncle Chael is calling himself Uncle Chael. He's one of us
Gooble gabble one of us
Well he is the content creator. We are just watching peasants, the hierarchy is clear. No?
I'm a simple person.
Chael uploads and I click and hit the like button
Tito tapped
@NotOften Told tito tapped
You’re simple minus the le
NotOften Told Tito tapped!
Tito Ortiz bought a smart remote so he can have at least one smart thing in his living room.
Yuri Boyka the smart remote asked him what he was doing in Portland and his head exploded!
I once watched an Uncle Chael Sonnen story that had no point, expecting there to be some kind of interesting conclusion. There wasn't any. And it was fantastic!
I love that Chael has to justify why he watches wrasslin
Uncle Chael, blessing us with a ton of content in these trying times. What a nice guy.
Can’t wait for Tony vs Ferguson
I don't get it
😂
Thought I was the only one. LoL
It's the new Uncle meme watch the last vid lol
nathan christman when he announced that gaethje would be fighting Ferguson he said tony vs Ferguson, it’s in a video that was posted yesterday
The American Gangster could KO the coronavirus in 5 seconds. Chael is humanity's only hope for survival.
Chael will never get infected. Corona knows a losing battle when it sees one and the undefeated champ is just that.
KO? More like choke out
Than call me Tito... oh wait a second... shit.... *cough* *cough*
Tito is homeless. He just walks around Portland calling Chael a pussy. True story
They took our jerbs!!
Chael “if you put that in conjunction” sonnen
Chael: “I can’t tell anyone this story”
Chael: tells the story
I’m 56, that happens with increasing frequency
What does
@mike schafer ..... starts somewhere around 0:01
@@robertnewell4054 lol
Chael Sonnen talking about nothing, is still more entertaining than a Wanderlei Silva fight
Are you intoxicated
Someone never watched Silva back in Pride, or his fight against Brian Stann, or his fight against Cung Le, I could go on...
* axe murderer enters the chat
Chael talking about nothing is A1 content...... But why are you trying to play off Wands fights as boring
It’s a fucking joke, yes I respect Wanderlei he’s a legend
This begs the question, where does the point fit into all of this?
Oh by the way its predictable
Me: *Tries to go to sleep*
Uncle Chael: Okay great, here’s a story you have to listen to dead in the night.
Me: 💀☠️
Uncle Chael is in denial for his deep passionate love for WWE
"Have you guys ever had a weird moment?".....
Watching porn on mute while listening to chael rant about wrestle mania in the background??.......
Nnnnaaaahhhhh!
Eric Bradly uncle Chael would be disappointed 🤦🏽♂️
@Eric Brad lmao
There is always a point to a story from Uncle Chael, also I can't wait for Tony vs Ferguson. Conor vs Mcgregor is where its at though.
That Justin vs Gaethje fight is gonna be pretty sweet 😤
Uncle knew what he was doing when he said Tony vs Ferguson, us nephews needed a new meme and Uncle being the legend he is provided
Chael "Every story has a point, when the story has no point" Sonnen
Any story with chael is a story with a point
*Sees title*
"Tito ortiz lion king monologue?"
Sorry it took me a while to read this comment I was distracted by the sound of Tito tapping
@@benryan6130 Tito is basically a giant thumb
Chael “voice remote” Sonnen
One time I was playing a game with a friend and we got into a match and played for almost ten minutes together before realizing we went into an offline match and were the only players in the game.
can we appreciate Chaels grind during those hard times we live in? this guy never takes a break
Chael: “Have you guys ever had a weird moment?”
Me: “Oh boy, this is gonna be good”
If Lesnar was in the same weight class as Chael P and the “P” still stands for icon; It would be a Red White and Blue ass kicking. And Chael is swinging the hammer!
You're damn right! Lol
I appreciate that Chael would tell anyone else this story let alone post this on RUclips. I’m so much more absent minded though. One time I was driving my father’s car past my own house. I drove past my driveway and only saw my car in the driveway. So, I didn’t stop back at home and just left. Anyway, when I get a call about a minute later from my father asking why I drove by I realized how truly dumb I am.
Once I was working on some electrical circuits and checked to see if there was power by grabbing the wire... I got my answer immediately lol
Bring back the fireplace!
Man those big arms blocked the view i can’t see anything
MAPLE duuuuh the greatest of all time uncle chael is the alpha
This title sums up most of Chael’s videos, I like it.
Chael can compliment & insult something at the exact same time
I would never watch a video with a title like this normally. But Chael posts I watch.
Chael Sonnen vs Anderson Silver 1. What a fight. One of the greatest MMA fights in history. You had him beat until that last round or last seconds of the last round. It just shows that a MMA fight can switch in favour of any one at any time.. WHAT A FIGHT! You were so dangerous, what a legendary fighter. I am going to watch it again right now.
Bring back the damn song
Uncle Chael uncle Chael
There ain't no bad guy like uncle Chaelllll
Your video title is my life.
Did you hear the joke about the pencil? It didn’t have a point to it either.
Just about everyday I forget why I walked into a room. But I would never make the mistake of watching wrestlemania even once
Chael "The Eraser" Sonnen
One time i accident walked out of home depot with a wrench in my pocket, i was gunna pay for it but i got distracted and walked out with an employee actually who was helping me with move wood to my car, pointless story i know but thats the point of this video
I woke up for school and couldn’t find my glasses. I searched EVERY inch of my bedroom and my house. I confronted everyone in the house about hiding them. I thought they were pulling a prank on me. It turns out I had them on the whole time. I only found out after I realized everything was clear and nothing was blurry
Roughly a decade ago, my grandmother, rest her soul, was watching a Washington Nationals game very attentively. She’s going crazy the whole time as that Nats were making an amazing comeback. She never noticed “Nats Classic” in the top right of the screen and we had a good laugh telling her at the end of the game. My mother & I still laugh about it to this day
I didn't wrap it up. Now I have 2 kids. They remind me everyday how absent minded I was.
I once was filling up the sink with hot water for dishes and I started listening to a chael-Joel show with my headphones in, got so distracted that I went and sat down forgot the water and didn’t realize there was an issue until an hour later I saw the garbage can float by....
Haha that title sums up every video he’s ever uploaded
Me: Looks at clock - 4AM, ok time for bed
Uncle Chael: “Have you guys ever had a weird moment”
Me: aight here we go again
One one time my mom made Clam chowder and served it with no claims! Also she put Comet in the tea one time instead of sugar.
Just wanna say I really appreciate you letting us know up front that this story has no point.
Absent minded story- My dad hadn’t seen Lord of the Rings. I had the extended edition dvds which split each film over 2 separate discs. My dad stuck on the Two Towers, watched the first disc (close to 2hrs long) and then put on the 2nd disc only to realise he put had put on the wrong disc and actually started the film half way through its conclusion without finding it odd that the storyline was so far advanced. He called me confused when he then put on the first disc as I had to explain to him what he just did.
I have too many of these. I teach grade 8 in Ontario, just before our schools were shutdown due to the pandemic I was teaching a math lesson and it’s going AMAZING, the kids are firing off answers, they are bang on with the concepts, I’m feeling like teacher of the year and about 10 minutes in a bright young lady in my class gives me a look wth a slight tilt of her head and raises her hand; “Um, why are you teaching us the whole same lesson as you did on Friday Mr. Nolin?”
Well, because I’m an idiot. For those of you that were unclear Friday, I hope that helped. Moving on...
You just need to have a live camera on you at all times. I love when Uncle Chael talks!
A similar thing happened over here with the AFL (Australian football league) a few years ago when the same two teams contested the Grand Final two years in a row.
One TV channel with rights to the previous years final, only, played that at the same time as the live event. Hence scores of people came away thinking there was a completely different outcome
i ordered tires for my bike a few weeks ago. guy said he could get them cheap and install them for a fair price. i called them yesterday and they thanked me for my patience. i still have no idea if the tires will ever come.
bonus story: i finally found some shells mac and cheese and bought like 8 boxes. i know others need their mac and cheese so i refrained from going past 8 boxes
Chael: it had no point but enjoyed every minute of it. immediate like.
It's ok Chael, I watched your losses and had the same experience. Is this a rerun?
Seriously though, I appreciate how you're one of the only MMA athletes to talk about the psychological side of the fight-game, for yourself. I similarly used to choke under pressure, and ngl you've helped me w/that. When you were talking in some interview about visualization, light-bulb moment for me when I was training.
Wrestlermania works just like a Circus Chael .You watch it over and over again ...every time its the second drill but still you see packed audience for it .
We all come here every day for stories with no points.
One time when I was young at the the age of maybe 10-11 I was walking to school, I had woken up before my parents which I thought was odd but it was just any other day I thought I gotta get ready so I start going to school and when I get there, nobody is around. So I call my mom and she wakes up and answers and asks what I’m doing and I said that I was at school and then she told me it was Saturday.. absent minded story for ya Chael
Done that almost exactly same but was a holiday not officially but school was out. Sure many have similar story my parents laughed till they realize had to pick me up
My daughter fed my dog some rotten dog food. Been cleaning up poop and giving her baths the last two days. She was real proud of herself because she kept forgetting to feed the dog and has been doing it on schedule. Not mad at her she's only 9, but man it's been a tough couple of days.
I think Chael just coined a new term in professional wrestling!! “Going under”?! Of the countless hours of Jim Cornette podcasts, Steve Austin podcasts, youshoot videos, the ones with that mark/chump Conrad Thompson & all the others that I have watched/listened to, not once has “going under” ever been a phrase that was said on or by any of them. Yet another first for Ole Chael!!
Thank you Uncle Chael for this. A similar thing happened to me a week ago. There was this video on tv and I just came and sat down. Told the wife look at how pathetic the video quality is and how they put on anything on tv these days. I didnt like the music and I was whining about it and asking her to change the channel. You know where its heading. It was our wedding video. The lockdown needs to end or I will stay in the doghouse.
I was once studying in my living room when I felt a headache coming on. I got up and walked a few metres to the kitchen to get some paracetamol, but by the time I got there I had forgotten I went there in the first place. A bit later I realised my head still hurt.....
Oh Uncle Chael this made me chuckle.
This happened in the early 90's when I was in High School. This is the day of my first wrestling tournament it happened to be on a Saturday, we were to meet at school at like 9:00 in the morning to catch a bus(I wished I would have had a carrot!). Now that Friday after practice I go home take a quick nap before dinner. But I fell in a deep sleep and woke up I look at the clock and it was 8:30 I am freaking out I am never late for anything. I jump up grab my gear and start running to school I lived about 2 miles away. I get to school and I still have like 10 minutes left. I am safe but no one is here! So I wait like an hour still no one I am thinking to myself I missed the bus, but there should also be daylight by now. I walk back home and come to find out it was 8:30 that same Friday night.
Didn't you notice it was night time?
Chael I laughed pretty good at this one! It reminded me of this one time I made nachos and the fire alarm went off so I didn't eat them and I went to bed.
I came to read the “tell another jackal story” comments.
Chael physically attended Wrestlemania last year and he still didn't realize he was watching a re-run.
I just had this moment when realized I subscribed to this channel 🤣
I did exactly the same for Wilder Fury 2.
I couldn’t stay up to watch it because I had work early the next day. So I asked my better half to load up the fight so I could watch it in the morning.
I was super into it. “Don’t get caught ducking in Fury, you’ll get caught with an over hand again”
Sure enough he got caught with it. I was going mental.
Then it dawned on me... I’ve seen this knock down before.
“Babe....what year was this originally aired?”
I then later had the result ruined for me the second I walked through the door at work.
I don't recall the year, but I do recall doing extra work around the house for my dad back in the day so that he would pay for the Wrestlemania 1. Who needed social networking, just tell all the kids in school that you have the PPV that week, and the home turned into a block party.
I was actually just listening to this video while driving through the Harbor Tunnel in Baltimore thinking "wow it's dark in here today... Are the lights out? What's going on?" only to realize as I came out of the tunnel after 3 minutes of confusion that I was still wearing my sunglasses 😎 This video finished about a minute later and cracked me up so bad. Thanks, Uncle Chael for letting me know I'm not the only one.
Uncle chael always has a point
There was this one time I called my friend asking if I had left my phone in his car from the night before, we were partying all night. I made the call with my cell phone which I thought was lost. It was halarious. I also did have quite a bad hangover.
Absent minded story: last year I was visiting DC. I was at the Lincoln Memorial steps at the exact same time as Clemson while they were in town to be at the White House. I get a picture with Dabo (the coach) and attempt to get a picture with Trevor Lawrence (the starting QB), and literally slip on ice down the memorial steps in front of Lawrence and the entire team. My Dad took a picture, that I still have, of Lawrence laughing as I slip down the steps. The absent mindedness comes from my lack of ability to realize running down icy steps was not a fantastic idea
Drove out to a grappling tournament in Detroit. Don't know Detroit too well. Got to the tournament, registered, waited around for Advanced division to begin, which in the case of this organization, is always dead last. Kids division, gi divisions, novice, intermediate divisions all go by, finally its to go and I realize I didn't bring shorts or anything to compete in. I also wanted to tape my matches and I forgot my video camera. So I had to get directions to Walmart to go find a pair of shorts to compete, since all I had were the jeans I wore on the way. I did manage to get there and back in time, even though I don't know the area. Additionally, after the tournament, my car broke down and my cell phone was dead and I was sort of in the middle of nowhere. But after I waited for several minutes I was able to start it back up again.
A great bedtime story from uncle Chael
I have a girlfriend 6 years younger than me I'm 25 she has a really big nice toned butt she's pretty and doesn't wear makeup so she never has a "bad day" like other girls and yet there's still days she can't stand me and still fights with me over nothing and wants me to fix it and make up no matter how big or small or who started what and for some reason she broke up with 7 times and I just talk through her like we didn't break up and she hates it so much that I do react the way she wants she takes me back every time trys to get me to fall deeper in love so she can get the rise out of me which she feels she deserves and yet she still takes the relationship seriously and only wants what's best for me and I just don't get it.
You’re an inspiration to guys everywhere...may we all find a 6 years younger than us girlfriend
Chael's remote is not a voice remote. It just knew to do what he told it to.
A Comment With No Point...
Only Chael can get me to listen to a story with no point
I tried to fly my HUGE RC Jet and later realized I hadn’t plugged in the battery to fly it.
Once had to take the trailer winch hook off the front of my boat to do something quick. Forgot to reattach it before driving off. Only shut down a major intersection for like an hour when it fell off the roller trailer.
I did the same thing. I think ESPN was playing last year's Mania over the weekend.
“I don’t stop what I’m doing because someone else doesn’t make up their damn mind, if this guy want to keep eating Tiramisu on Tuesday, that’s fine
I got excited every time my family and I came up to Vancouver, Washington from The Bay Area because I knew the America Gangster was close by.
Tito tapped!!!!!!!!
Fedor quit
LJ Andrews Jon Jones bumped a toe and had to sit.
Chael, what did you think of the Firefly Funhouse match?
thanx for sharing uncle Chael
Hey Chael I live in Manchester uk .
So I have to watch UFC in the very early morning. ( I watch every card aswell I’m the biggest fan , no joke)
One time getting ready to watch UFC ( I forget the event)
but for some reason it was on a Sunday not a Saturday night.
I get all ready at 1am in the morning to start watching .
I’m sat there waiting on fight pass thinking 15 mins and it’s on.
I go and wake my brother up to watch the fight .
He gets up and we’re back watching this countdown screen on fight pass for ufc to start.
Then it says 23 hours 58 mins. 🧐
My brother looks and me and says what’s going on ?!?
The ‘penny drops’ and UFC isn’t in until tomorrow 😳
Then I realise the weigh ins were on about 2 hours before , whilst I was asleep.
That’s my embarrassing story Chael 😂👍
Also I have a figure of you wearing the UFC Belt, I’m always representing the Bad Guy , the Best UFC middleweight champion of all time !!!!
Here's one for you. A few months ago, I headed to the theater to watch Stephen King's "Doctor Sleep." It was supposed to start at 7 pm. I got to the theater, 7 pm rolls around, still showing ads. I'm like hmmm, late start. Finally the ads start, then the movie. It's some old time looking war scene. I'm like hmmm, weird flex for a Stephen King movie, but whatever. Finally, at 7:30, I realize that I'm in the wrong theater. Well, Doctor Sleep was a pretty long movie as it turned out, so I still caught most of it lol
I know a guy who was paying his bills the old fashion stamp and envelope way one night. He may have had a few drinks and a big bag of chips while doing this. Woke up the next morning and the bills where no where to be found. He tore apart the house looking for them all morning. Lunchtime came, made a sandwich...obviously grabbed the bag of chips...boom inside the chip bag were the bills! My favorite absent minded story to tell. 😊
Poor Tito is getting so many comments on his youtube about the Portland incident 🤣
When I was about 12 I was doing the dishes and thinking about something. I finished putting them away and was in my room, when my mom came in and asked why there was a bunch of dishes stacked in the refrigerator.
So I turn on RUclips, it's going in the background, I'm making dinner. Oh, good, an Uncle Chael story. Five minutes in, I realize I heard this one yesterday.
I don’t know why, but the first absent-minded scenario that comes to mind is this:
Being in the Navy, a few years ago, I had to stand a Dress White inspection. This happens every 6 months when (most) locations and commands change from Dress Blues to Whites and back to Blues. I sat out every piece of my uniform the night before: blouse, trousers, belt, ribbon rack was on the blouse, neckerchief, shoes were shined and on-point, Dixie Cup was gtg...all of it. Show up in my Whites the morning of the inspection when I realize I forgot my belt. Still the ONLY uniform hit I’ve taken in an inspection. And still pisses me off to this day 😂
Ok i went to a fancy wedding reception and as we sit down to eat the meal upon which i am starving. Once we are seated awaiting the starters to be served i looked around this finely set up table and noticed a fancy bread basket and cheese platter, so of course i decided to taste the cheese platter as it was something i havent really experienced. I must say that while thinking to myself that it was a very bland cheese platter and that there was maybe 2 different flavors TOPS it was quite enjoyable........ Well long story short, after finishing the cheese platter by myself i was kndly asked by the waiter if i would like another tray of butter brought out...... #absentmind
Uncle Chael.
2 weeks ago I watched 4 punks with weapons destroy a dude twice my size in 5 to 10 seconds. I had my dog on a leash, in seconds one had a machete on my neck yelling at me while I froze.
8seconds in, other guy took a KO kick to the face and the lights were out. Those 3 went to swarm me.
The guy who had the machete dropped it and grabbed my shirt thinking to punch me in the face so hard it would knock me out. In this second.
I went ninja.
Baited and Slipped his big right 3x. Straight left down the middle, overhook right to the chin. Stiff straight left popped his head but the second overhand right missed. Was mostly to get him to let go. I broke away. Half a second late I was surrounded.
11to15seconds into this. The bigger dude is out cold and I'm in the wrong place at the wrong time. Past midnight on the rough streets of Semaphore on a perfect summers night in South Australia.
I'm in a 4 on 1, getting bombarded, they tore my shirt a bit trying to get me down and I refused. Twice they got me on the road for a split second. Popping back up like Pettis, taking pathetic punches and kicks from all angles, seeing it all in slomo, using footwork to funnel them into confusion when the true scumbags messed up.
They tried getting their pitbull to attack my staffy. I love my dog. They took focus off me aiming for what I love.
At this stage I was running backwards with my fists up and they were chasing me down. They went for my dog and tried to overtake me when I forgot about self control.
As he ran towards kicking my dog I put him down on the rough road at full speed. Worse than any football game. Crushed with a full kinetic chain of energy like a hulk smash against his momentum. Max damage faceplant tumble and roll. That road shreds through flesh.
He was down. 2 of his buddies are picking him up. The other has me by the shirt trying for a headbutt and I put my hand on his chest to keep distance.
He looks back. Cops are at the other end of the street, he's becomes my friend and walks away with me apologising.
Lucky for me, i walked away with minor scratches on my left palm left knee and a scratch on the bridge of the nose, the pitbull didn't attack my dog he loved her.
Uncle Chael. I worked the next day. You taught me that a day doing nothing is a day wasted.
If the American Gangsta acknowledges this comment. I'll rewrite or audio or video re-enact this clearer.
I’m liking this video just for the fact he tells us it’s a pointless story before clicking on it. Unlike any other bullshit story time video people make 🤣
I was 19 now 47yrs old. While rolling a joint I want to change the channel on my TV, I spent 10-15 minutes looking for my remote. After 15 minutes and after losing my temper, throwing a fit I sat back down picked up the TV remote I was using to roll my Joint and SCREAMED FFFFFFF###.
When Gustafsson fought Jones the second time I hyped it to all my friends. One of them (he is very new to MMA) was gonna watch the day after. I watched it live (like 5-6in the morning here). We all know how the fight went. I'm sad, pissed and go go sleep. I wake up to a massive rant from my friend "this is BS" and so on. I go "BS, what do you mean?" He goes "he clearly won that fight. Even I saw it". Turns out he watched Gus VS Jones 1. Gave me a good laugh in all my misery.