Balaclava in a Petrol Station
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- Опубликовано: 12 мар 2013
- If you are asked to remove your helmet before filling up with petrol, don't worry - a full face balaclava is far more acceptable...
Today Baron struggles with the complexities of bipolar disorder and the usual contradictory and hypocritical reasoning which he is so very fond of.
Warning: Contains strong opinions. But I like to think of myself as a catalyst for mass-debate..
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I'm a robber, and I am sick of petrol stations mistaking me for a biker.
LOL. LOL.....
Brilliant! 😂😂
I was asked to remove my helmet over a loud speaker one time. That didn't annoy me. What annoyed me was when they told me to put my gun down.
1:05 LMAO This looks so dodgy compared to a helmet
That cholesterol lane bit.....still rolling around on the floor!
I bought a Burka today that I wear under my helmet. Come at me
JD21 Wear it over your helmet so you don't have to take the helmet off! :D
ThePeoplesRider I'm going to get some friends to film my adventures with it, see how people react :)
LOL I love how having your face covered a few years ago in a petrol station was a no go!!! 😂😂😂
yup, that looked like the same Porsche :)
Hello RJ!
Hi Grumble. Not sure if you will see this being as it's a while since you posted this video, but when I'm asked to remove my lid at a petrol station, or more often than not the pump just doesn't dispense because the staff are too ignorant to let you know what's happening, I usually 'accidentally' let the nozzle slip to the ground and leave to find another petrol outlet. I can then ride away knowing that someone will have to come out to the pump and replace the nozzle. Aw shame. Small victory.
I like this idea
It's one thing to have to remove it IN the shop, it's quite another when you're filling up and have nowhere to put it/hold it
+stephen boswell And you're a brainless fucking moron sheep!
First time I filled up my bike I got asked to remove my helmet. Because I'm totally going to get away on a 125...
+6Twisted You'll get away from someone running...
Michael Kennedy It was a joke. They have my plates.
+6Twisted It's still bloody retarded how they always think.. "Watch out, he just filled up, isn't taking his helmet off and comes to the till with his money in hand! shit!" .-. I usually refuse to pay if they ask me to take it off. Specially in the winter when its a pain to put all the gear back on.
Baron... this is gold, this is one of those videos I can rewatch a 100 times and still piss myself with laughter... I really hope you release a T-shirt that says "the world is good, the world is happy.... I'm gonna rub my little chappy"
I'm seriously hysterical right now! At work and am seriously laughing out loud! Good vid buddy. Hahaha!!!!
+Boris on Bikes i actually just re-watched this after what, 3 years? I agree - one of good ones "..... a bag of shit"
***** I just had to re watch your older stuff. Always get a good chuckle out of them.
By the way... When you're in San Diego this month, I'd love to get a chance to meet the Baron. :)
+Boris on Bikes ok cool man, been watching your vids. Will let you know - its probably going to be a coffee in the morning as im only there for 3 days, so Sunday 31st is most likely :)
+BaronVonGrumble Awesome! :)
That made me laugh. I've had the exact same argument in the queue at a petrol station. I also refused to move my helmet, gloves, wallet, balaclava, earplugs, from the counter until I had dressed myself again... as they didnt have facilities anywhere else for me to go. The motorists in the queue actually saw my point, but the cashier wasnt happy hahaha
just to point out, soon after you put this up, i was robbed by 6 guys in burkas lol
Tim Pavy in London lmao?
Revisiting some classic Baron. This one is hilarious. Have they built the cholesterol lane yet?
CNCycle They're called bus lanes, for all the fat stupid fucks who can't drive. (And the biker master race to share, mostly)
2017 and still come back to these videos Baron... Bring these rants back with no filter!!!!
been checking your channel like every hour for new videos, love em :)
I nearly died laughing at this, I can't believe it's acceptable to walk into a petrol station looking like you're gonna rob the place rather than walking into a petrol station looking like a motorcyclist.
I fill up at this petrol station across the road from my work, probably 2-3 times a week. Every time they have the same response. To which I answer, "Why does it matter?", every time their response is that security camera won't pick up my face in the case I steal something.
I wear a Shoei Neotec modular helmet and open the front when I walk into petrol stations. This very petrol station has a camera next to a television showing what it can see. Every time I walk in, it picks up my face and I can see it on the TV. Every time they give me the same security bullshit.
I'd like to hear an actual argument about why it's dangerous for me to walk in and *pay* for my fuel with a helmet on. It's almost as if they just want me to run off.
cheeseypie5555 you see if they were smart they would be trading fucking hedge funds and shagging Chengdu princesses.... not selling fucking double deckers in ESSO
I got told it was because of fumes getting trapped in the helmet I shut you not lol
This made me cry, laugh, smile. Everything that I wasn't before. Thank you Von Grumble. Your videos just get better and better
"I've got to give this up" 4 years later and still doing it 😂, couldn't ask for anything more. Love your content
I have had people here tell me BS like "you can't go to the supermarket wearing a helmet" or "you can't go into the bank wearing a helmet." Well I can apparently. Maybe I don't live in a shitty neighborhood where banks get robbed, or maybe someone figured out that bank robbers don't roll up on Ducatis. The day some idiot tells me to take my helmet off is the day they're not selling me anything.
You need a gun Baron. Here's a gun, do something with the gun...
How times have changed. Now you cant enter a building without a balaclava lol
Honestly one of my favourite videos Baron, absolutely love it :)
I had a crazy experience on the Isle of Man no less when a corner shop would not sell us 2 pints of milk for cash with our helmets on!!!! What's the world coming to
I was pissing at the fat part! HAHA Amazing!!
lmao me too
"They should have a Chlorestral lane" lol
I laughed my ball bag off when you were standing there in your Balaclava! Thanks for the laughs brother!
*opens wallet* me: "HES FUCKING LOADED" lol
5:40 Excuses for being fat
"I'm Big Boned!"
"I have loads of hair so I seem chubby".
And my personal favourite, "It runs in the family". No, Nobody runs in your family!
Lol nobody runs in your family
That jingle you put on in the shops, fantastic.
this is the Baron at his best..
still bloody love this one
The world is good, the world is happy, I'm gunna rub my little chappy
You are fucking amazing. I love your rants XD
Love all your videos Baron but this one was particularly enjoyable and funny; maybe because it resonated with a lot of my experiences. Thanks, keep 'em coming.
Mate i love rewatching your videos. Damn you were on one in this one haha i love it
The world is good the world is happy im gonna rub my little chappy-Baron 2013
5:07 In recent news man strokes due to extreme anger against fat people. >.
i've had this, but he made me go in and ask him if the pump was broke and then refused to speak to me because i had my helmet on. He was the real helmet...
All your videos make me want to ride a bike more and more... love it!
So true. Should start a helmet religion. Like the colander religion but with helmets. All bikers would join. Starttttt it baron 👍
People from UK seem really aggressive
Yes we are very agressive. That's because it's always cold, dark and raining, everything takes for ever to sort out e.g. banking, insurance, broadband etc.. a 3 minute phone call becomes 30 minutes minimum EVERY time without fail, even if you was trying to phone up to give positive feedback... and about 80% of drivers are absolutely useless and cut you up or think they own the road. Then there's the fact that any time you need financial, educational or health services to help in any way at all, they refuse you unless you are already sapping money from the economy (on benefits) and you can barely get by with a "standard" job at all. That's about 1% of an average UK persons problems. The list is quite extensive
I no I'm from uk I'm in Kent
How is he aggressive ? , he is stating a point, and also there is so many criminals working on benefit and also not being legit citizens working in these petrol stations it is a bit rich with them stating the law.........................
***** Wow. Do we muslims really bother you that much? The dude's talking about crappy drivers and you're here saying random stuff about muslims? you really are ignorant.
goverment corruption I wouldn't worry about people on benefits too much... I would be more inclined to go after the benefit cheats in Downing Street and Government - the House of Lords catering bill was a staggering 5.4m last year. A Queen who sits there in a million pound hat and tells us about austerity... They're the real dregs of society not the people on benefits.
I have been on youtube since it's birth, i've watching many videoes, followed many channels, but i have never enjoyed it as much as when i found yours. I wish you ( i know this might be impossible ) could gather enough footage to post each day, it is just making my day a little bit better each time i watch a new one of your videoes.
They got it all.
Also, if any of this was jibberish, it's because i'm foreign and drunk ( loong week at work )
Keep up the good work mate !
No problem wearing it now! What a difference 7 years make.......
Try Australia! Tropical, big and plenty of fuckwhit car drivers!
I was a BP petrol station attendant
sorry to anyone i asked to take off there helmet
I used to work in a BP petrol station in the Midlands and felt like a tit every time i had to ask people to take there helmet off. I don't see the point in taking it off when i get petrol. I would often have guys come in pissed off at me giving me a little bit of a hard time for telling them to take it off. When my boss was not about i would be able 2 get away with it but when she was there then i would get a bollocking if i didn't. Had one time when 3 guys with outlaws patches pull up and my boss made me tell them to take the helmets off, when they came in my boss walked into her office lol, they did not say anything about it big respect to them for not taking it out on me they prob sensed in my voice over that dam speaker system that i was bricking it xD. sorry about spelling and punctuation i am dyslexic, hence the fact i have worked at a petrol station. love your videos
Hahaha that cracked me up with the balaclava I even woke the dog who's now barking up stairs at 1:30 am.
love your rants
You're not a racist...you're a religionist haha
Hay buddy try doing what I do take helmet off get petrol put helmet back on. one time at Morrison's they would not let me pay so got a tank of petrol for free the pigs contacted me and I gave them a copy of the vid to show I had complied with there moron rules. I was asked to go pay for the petrol and I did with my helmet on and guess what they would not serve me. thanks for the free fuel we should all do this then maybe we would not be discriminated against. JOB SORTED
I usually sit on the bike , because when it's level you can get more fuel in but one guy would not switch the pump on because I was sitting on the bike and I had taken my helmet off
You did something nice - you let that lady cross the road.
love the fat rant! XD
I totally agree with your point.....but if a worker has been told by his boss that a helmet has to be removed, he is just doing his job......especially if the boss can review the video footage. It doesn't make sense and agree with your other point about the so called religious head wear! I have just watched your latest 2016 video and yes mate you really have to calm down....life is way too short! I do enjoy your remarks though so although you should calm down don't lose your sense of humour!!
So much this. Look, you the biker don't want an unnecessary PITA. The guy in in the shop didn't make the rule, is just doing his job, and he doesn't want an unnecessary PITA either. So why would you the biker create an unnecessary PITA for him over something he can't change? All you've done is annoy two people instead of one - and the rule hasn't changed. I get that biking is about freedom but sometimes freedom is about accepting things you cannot change. Better to take your helmet off and joke to the shop guy about what a silly rule you both have to follow. Both of you can laugh at The Man instead of letting The Man set you against each other.
Your accent makes it twice lmao! It's like 2 in the morning an I'm still watching your videos
Good vibes man✌️
Lol mate, that camoflauged burka on you cracked me up
LEGEND!!! Once again the Baron delivers yet another powerful concoction of humour and rage in another exceptionally funny vlog keep em coming baron :-)
cause he turns into a right diva when he's hungry
baron makes the world more polite. when the shit hits the fan i just keep it to myself and watch baron at night. he can rant much better than i...
haha the description is brilliant.
really enjoyed this!
First video of yours I've seen. Totally hilarious!
Videos like this are why I am Subbed. You, my friend, are hilarious.
the clues in his name , he wouldnt be the barron if he didnt grumble
This whole video is amazing
Stephen really enjoyed Rush, must of been great to be a part of it!
6 winters on a bike is enough for me, driving for this one.
"What if I'm wearing a burka?" Hahahahahaha brilliant.
This is how I feel every day riding in the Pacific Northwest during the winter...
You are so entertaining dude! Its amazing!
Haven't watched the Baron for a while,this absolutely cracked me up. the more you can relate the funnier it is but it`s not funny at the time haha .that balaclava shot was comedy gold.
Dude, his rants are some of the best on the internet...
These videos always cheer me up
Also, subscribed. My first subscription on RUclips since The Internet Began. Kudos, boss...
Every gas station I've been to doesn't have a problem with me wearing my gear
Hi Baron. Loving you're blogs and acidic outlook on life! From one Surrey biker to another I've got to ask where you got the camouflage balaclava from? Think I'd like to get cammed up this winter too! Cheers mate
Oh didn't know that. In the Netherlands you pay before if it's an unmanned gas station, but most are still manned so you pay afterwards.
You give me hope that there are people with the same humor as me! You'll restore faith in humanity in many others too! Keep making vids!
And the Baron makes another video! Haha this one was great, even more fun when ive got AP homework due tomorrow
Ahaa ha ha that's a classic...the music and you looked worse ( didn't mean it that way )....you couldn't write it better...made my day.
commentary is straight FIRE
Is it bad that while riding now my inner monologue sounds like the baron!! You have put a voice to every thought that passes through a rider over worked mind on an normal commute! Keep up the vlogs, they are classics everyone.
Please, tell me more of how I am unable to think for myself.
I know the feels of Baron in this video. Just convincing yourself it is going to be a good day.
Dammit Baron, I was trying to swallow a large bite of apple pie when you turned the camera to your balaclava-covered face. Now I think there's some pastry stuck in one of my lungs.
Same in Denmark. If your helmet is on, no gasoline for you
he looks like the angry hat in Harry Potter who chooses what house you're in
I know this is an old video now, but it creases me up every time! The main reason is so that it's harder to do a ride off without paying
Here in Watford a man tried to rob a bank in a Burqa. It didn't really work out for him, but he still tried.
after all of these videos of yours that i have watched ive never seen a blue sky
Nice to see a fine morning grumble!
just subscribed, your videos are rad! your anger makes it interesting to watch
This aged well
I love how thin some of the lanes are. Very smart move by designers.
I used to commute from Bristol to Swindon and that was about as big as a pain in the bollocks as your commute into London looks. Not least because after all the effort and the cold and the swerving around cow shit and tractors, you ended up in Swindon... Anyway, love the videos! Keep em coming :D
I love the in-shop lounge music. Reminds me of something out of Bob & Margaret. (Remember that show? It was awesome.)
Baron - your posts make my day :)
If Top Gear ever start covering bikes I'm putting your name down on the list!
Double red lines mean that the regulations apply at all times and on all days. Single red lines means that the prohibition applies during times displayed on nearby signs or at the entry to the zone. Red route clearways are signed but there are no lines on the road. Stopping is only permitted in lay-bys (red lines are only marked at junctions)
"All the cholesterol needs extra space" 😂😂😂😂
Do not control your anger, let it fester so us remaining viewers can laugh like little girlies!