Top 10 Worst Black Cards in All of Magic

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  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2024

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  • @ohuckabee
    @ohuckabee 5 месяцев назад +163

    One With Nothing is one of the worst black cards, but it is also one of the *best* worst black cards because unlike other bad cards, you don't ever forget about it or completely dismiss it. How often do you see people talking about how Chimney Imp has a use when a new set drops?

    • @jud6ment
      @jud6ment 5 месяцев назад +16

      One With Nothing is the worst black card with literally no use at all but people pretend it does. Breakthrough does the same thing at one cost but draws you an additional 4 first. Putrid Imp does this same effect while providing a creature at common rarity. Both these examples also let you discard your whole hand but still keep one or two if you really need to. Also, Lion Eye Diamond costs zero and adds 3 mana if you go further formats back.

    • @quantum6637
      @quantum6637 5 месяцев назад +14

      Someone watched Rystic Study.
      Also as the other reply pointed out, it’s not even best at what it does. If you want to discard a bunch you can do it a lot better. It’s like saying Wood Elemental is a good bad card. It’s not even best at a bad thing, it’s bad at being bad.

    • @MABfan11
      @MABfan11 5 месяцев назад +5

      Danger!, Dark World, Tearlaments and the Ishizu cards would love One With Nothing

    • @dudono1744
      @dudono1744 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@MABfan11I have yet to see a Wave Motion Inferno in these decks.

    • @dude5932
      @dude5932 5 месяцев назад +1

      One with Nothing is top in ADW :o

  • @WillowRat
    @WillowRat 5 месяцев назад +70

    "wight's social anxiety extends to inanimate objects and mere concepts"
    - dude, same

  • @kurtw6922
    @kurtw6922 5 месяцев назад +49

    "Chimney Imp can barely trade with anything around its mana cost"
    Hey! Chimney Imp can trade with Bog Hoodlums if it loses the clash! That's a trade UP.

  • @EastCoastMikeP
    @EastCoastMikeP 5 месяцев назад +36

    A friend and I once came up with a theoretical Weird Al Yankovic Secret Lair. We both wanted to reskin something as "Dare To Be Stupid". After a moment of thought, we both realized One With Nothing was a perfect fit.

    • @LevelUpLeo
      @LevelUpLeo 5 месяцев назад

      I’m curious now about the rest of the cards.

    • @EastCoastMikeP
      @EastCoastMikeP 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@LevelUpLeo Here's what we came up with:
      Minsc and Boo, Timeless Heroes - "Weird Al and Harvey, Best Pals"
      Aetherworks Marvel - "The Hardware Store"
      Crainial Extraction - "Like A Surgeon"
      Field of the Dead - "Albuquerque"
      One With Nothing - "Dare To Be Stupid"
      Bonus Card
      Dismiss - "This Card's Just Six Words Long"

  • @wanderingsystem9674
    @wanderingsystem9674 5 месяцев назад +23

    “Regeneration is a niche form of protection that has since been phased out”
    So you are telling me it is going to phase in at the beggining ofthe next upkeep, got it

  • @stigmaoftherose
    @stigmaoftherose 5 месяцев назад +28

    "People will say no creature can be the worst because it can always chump block."
    I've never before felt so seen.

  • @phyrexian_dude4645
    @phyrexian_dude4645 5 месяцев назад +14

    Ill just say... One With Nothing + Hive Mind, hilarious. In fact, anything with Hive Minds ends up in a clusterfuck of hilarity.

    • @pitmaster226
      @pitmaster226 5 месяцев назад +4

      “Good to make opponents play with hive mind” means “card so bad, forcing your opponents to play it can win you the game”

    • @phyrexian_dude4645
      @phyrexian_dude4645 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@pitmaster226 Its no the same notes of "That would be lovely on Jon Irenicus"

  • @Tm00ne
    @Tm00ne 5 месяцев назад +27

    Blood Funnel actually sees a lot of play in Mishra, Artificer Prodigy EDH deck, where it's just pure upside.
    One with Nothing also has a funny and janky combo with Barren Glory and any instant that returns any number of permanents into your hand.

    • @_0_0___
      @_0_0___ 5 месяцев назад +7

      I was gonna say I can see it working pretty well with a rat token commander deck, or with board wipes

    • @elimeece7462
      @elimeece7462 4 месяца назад +1

      I ran it in R/B goblin token, but that's all

  • @HybridAngelZero
    @HybridAngelZero 5 месяцев назад +8

    The worst part about Fatal Mutation is that it's a cool-sounding name, metal af art and quote are wasted on it

  • @Merlewhitefire
    @Merlewhitefire 5 месяцев назад +47

    My man said "Chiminny" like Dick Van Dyke attempting a cockney accent.

    • @mcgrewgs
      @mcgrewgs 5 месяцев назад +8

      "Bro-beat" 🤣

    • @Revenant6
      @Revenant6 2 месяца назад

      I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed the…interesting pronunciations he had.

  • @ARTandRpodcast
    @ARTandRpodcast 4 месяца назад +1

    I can see a use for Blood Funnel in a Saproling deck. Since the reduced cost factors into kicker as well. It would make Saproling Burst, Migration, and Symbiosis far more cost effective.

  • @WookieRookie
    @WookieRookie 5 месяцев назад +3

    I think that with Hoodlums the design was to create a high mana value creature that can almost always win clashes. So they saw its cost like an upside, because this card should definitely cost around 3-4 mana, but not 6. However, this design is dumb.
    The same design was used for Scornful Egotist, there are some cards in his set that care about high mana value among your permanents, so you could cheat an expensive creature in play way below the curve for 4 mana.

  • @CaitiffFTW
    @CaitiffFTW 5 месяцев назад +4

    Blood Funnel in an Undying deck. Have a way to shuffle the Undying +1/+1 counters, and Blood Funnel becomes all benefit.
    Cheaper spells, +1/+1 counters, removal of problematic auras. This seems like a card that a deck should be built around, but it's nowhere near the 10th worst black card ever.

  • @ultratog1028
    @ultratog1028 5 месяцев назад +6

    No TOMBFIRE? B for a sorcery that exiles all Flashback spells in a players graveyard is so niche, especially because Tormods crypt costs 0 mana and does the job better

  • @jettblade
    @jettblade 5 месяцев назад +4

    I could see Blood Funnel being used along side stuff that make your spell not be countered. There have been a few black removal cards in the last few years that could benefit Blood Funnel. I don't think it would be a meta threat but could be interesting to try out. It could also be used against control decks by donating it to those players.

  • @Tageintagaus
    @Tageintagaus 5 месяцев назад +16

    My grandpa said Aragorn is the worst black Magic card.

    • @idanbhk3875
      @idanbhk3875 5 месяцев назад +3

      That's the most clever comment I've seen in a while

    • @EddieSmyth-oh7fu
      @EddieSmyth-oh7fu 4 месяца назад +1

      🤣

  • @cyberdoga5728
    @cyberdoga5728 5 месяцев назад +4

    *looks at hint of insanity* Oh god, this is the counter card to my rat colony deck.

  • @david10808
    @david10808 5 месяцев назад +6

    9:51 I want them to make a card actually called "bro beat" for when you beat your bros

  • @Auriorium
    @Auriorium 5 месяцев назад +2

    I know there exists a deck that plays One with Nothing, but its a deck where you discard you hand, mill your library and exile your graveyard so you pass the turn with nothing in play, in your hand, in your library and your graveyard.

    • @noonie6872
      @noonie6872 5 месяцев назад +2

      I built a One With Nothing deck on Arena. It runs 2 copies.
      The idea is that it runs a lot of cards with madness/discard triggers and easy GY recursion.
      The win con of the deck is basically playing cards that Amass Zombies 2 for 1 mana on discard. Or tap, discard to make zombie tokens. Then you fling your hand with O.W.N to spam out a big threat and flood the board with 1/2 mana cost madness threats and discounted burn/removal.
      If you don't draw the right hand, O.W.N becomes an easy discard itself.
      ... The deck is bad, but it IS playable casually and has a decent win rate against the starter decks. When it plays smoothly it feels really satisfying because it's like "Ah, yeeeeessssssss, I made the bad card work."

  • @moedark4390
    @moedark4390 5 месяцев назад +2

    I actually see blood funnel as a cool work around, may put it in my Endrek sahr deck

  • @MABfan11
    @MABfan11 5 месяцев назад +4

    Danger!, Dark World, Tearlaments and the Ishizu cards would love One With Nothing

    • @vDeadbolt
      @vDeadbolt 4 месяца назад +1

      I mean in yugioh, Konami can really make it to where any mechanic or archtype could be busted if it got the right support.

  • @sephikong8323
    @sephikong8323 2 месяца назад

    My way to fix Blood Funnel : have it so that its effect to counter unless you selacrifice is restricted to cards that would cost 0 mana. That way you still avoid most problems of infinite loops or REALLY cheesy combos, but the card as use as an enabler of big spells

  • @jshtng78
    @jshtng78 5 месяцев назад +1

    One With Nothing needs a partner card which says: "0 Mana: Until your next upkeep, whenever you cast a spell which only has the effect to "Discard your hand", draw X cards and gain X Mana where X is equal to the number of cards sent to the graveyard."

  • @danielgonzalez4980
    @danielgonzalez4980 7 дней назад

    I run One With Nothing in my Mycotyrant commander deck. It's fun when I can cast it very early.

  • @Nopenotyou
    @Nopenotyou 5 месяцев назад

    Pretenders Claim was also in a meta with Rebels, the assumption being that if you could toss it on something with Menace, they’d have to do all their searching before blockers were declared. That being said I’m 99% sure it never saw play in block or standard.

  • @lberghaus
    @lberghaus 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hint of insanity is a counter to decks that remove their maximum hand size and draw 15+ cards.

  • @charlescarter7970
    @charlescarter7970 27 дней назад

    Hard Disagree on "One with Nothing" If you have deck built on Delirium or Threshold it can get you where you need to be quickly. Especially if you have a draw engine on the board like Phyrexian Arena or draw artifacts.

  • @Alleis
    @Alleis 5 месяцев назад +1

    Was waiting for this one.

  • @cormacv1
    @cormacv1 4 месяца назад

    Funnily, recurring chittering rats was a thing in the kamigawa era standard rats deck.

  • @mhoey321
    @mhoey321 5 месяцев назад +2

    Is there a video on the best cards to use "Donate" with?

  • @EbonAvatar
    @EbonAvatar 5 месяцев назад

    I started playing in Tempest so Urza's Saga was one of my very first sets. And yet even then I knew Reclusive Wight was a total stinker

  • @NeufAtora
    @NeufAtora 3 месяца назад

    Oath of Lim-Dûl essentially gives your opponent Annihilator

  • @jonbrewer297
    @jonbrewer297 3 месяца назад

    Pretender's Claim, like most of Masques block, only makes sense because of Rising Waters.
    Personally I would look at Dead Ringers. So, two nonblack creatures that share all their colors. It can work against tribal decks, but that's about it.

  • @friesen_m
    @friesen_m 5 месяцев назад

    Thanks for the cards to use for a Blim deck.

  • @michaellee4276
    @michaellee4276 4 месяца назад

    In Ice Age they tried to make 2 cards that were like a milder less risky Lich. They came up with one of the worst cards ever (oath) and one of the best (Necropotence)

  • @FlakManiak
    @FlakManiak 5 месяцев назад

    Bog Hoodlums, eh? I counter-propose... Dripping Dead! Which also has really great card-art. A big shame that it's wasted on such a terrible card!

  • @matteorossi1172
    @matteorossi1172 5 месяцев назад +1

    N1) all black cards are bad
    N2) sheoldred
    N3) orcish bowmasters#1
    N4) grief
    N4) vein ripper×sorin
    N5)liliana of the veil
    N6) cabal×dark ritual
    N7)Yawgmot thran ball braker
    N8)Griselbrand
    N9)yawgmoth will
    N10)orcish bankbusters#2
    N worst balk kard) thought sieze

  • @maskofice9432
    @maskofice9432 2 месяца назад

    One With Nothing is bad, but at least it's an interesting bad. It's not failing to do something it is supposed to, it is doing exactly what it is designed to for a cheap cost, better than any other card. That doesn't make it good, but I'd argue it still is at least a card that makes the game better since it's at least one you'll think about if for some reason you want to discard.

  • @lefloidNemesis
    @lefloidNemesis 10 часов назад

    Biggest mark against one with nothing is that LED exists.

  • @gabrote42
    @gabrote42 5 месяцев назад

    1:04 Imagine running this on a golgari uncounterables deck. LOL

  • @jonathantl7553
    @jonathantl7553 5 месяцев назад

    How dare you to use 'black cards' and 'worst' in same sentence?! Black cards forever !! Anyway good vid as always 👍

  • @nachos1162
    @nachos1162 Месяц назад

    Reclusive wight could have been a serviceable card if it had haste, since you only sacrifice it at the beginning of your upkeep. It could have been a creature made to just be dropped, get some damage in, then it dies bext turn. It having summoning sickness means it would only be good in the first couple turns when you have nothing else you can do but that would require multiple cards that cab get you mana in the first couple turns. if youre gonna do that anyway you might as well play something else. if youre gonna do a turn 2 mana cheese why would you choose Wight over something else costing the same amount that doesnt have suicidal thoughts.

    • @Evan-ep5xn
      @Evan-ep5xn Месяц назад

      Honestly, you could use it in zombie reanimator decks that care about ETBs and/or deaths, since each time you get it onto/off the battlefield you get a trigger and it even has the good graces to sac itself on your next turn so you can do it all over again, which gets even better if you're using Rooftop Storm. It's not amazing, but at least you'd get a 4/4 blocker in the process of you recurring it for value.

  • @byronsmothers8064
    @byronsmothers8064 5 месяцев назад

    I see blood funnel, I almost consider Meren, but I'm also thinking that's not what she wants to be doing.

  • @Prince_Eva_Huepow
    @Prince_Eva_Huepow 3 месяца назад

    12:17 Trickstar Droll & Lock Birb

  • @MageSkeleton
    @MageSkeleton 5 месяцев назад

    i would love to play a legendary creature that's literally Blood Funnel as my commander. Or if it was a "background" enchantment.

  • @seankeller1560
    @seankeller1560 2 месяца назад

    I've always believed from Pokemon VGC to pokemon TCG to yu go oh TCG to magic the gathering TCG things whether its ( Pokemon or cards or mechanics) exist so beginners can be easily spotted. Cause they look good to people that are just beginning one with nothing would be one of these. Though with this explanation I'm sure those who played other things can think of other examples. Where if you see it you think "that's cute I love seeing new people pick up this game."

  • @IskandrArchive
    @IskandrArchive 5 месяцев назад

    9:56 I'm pretty sure Pretender's Claim could have been decent if it read "target player" as opposed to defending player. If you could put it on an opponents creature then whenever they attack you and you block you cluld tap all their lands. Not great but it would at least not be the worst at least

  • @kennydarmawan13
    @kennydarmawan13 5 месяцев назад

    Funnily enough, if there's a 0 mana One with Nothing, it might actually only be considered to be worth playing. Adding cascade might make it too busted in cascade decks.
    Meanwhile, if there's a One with Nothing that draws you cards first (like until your hand is full) and then discards your hand, that would be EXTREMELY broken. Because at that point, graveyard-fuel decks benefit from it.
    The only conceivable way for One with Nothing to see worth is in dredge decks with Agadeem's Awakening by playing its land side to quickly dump your hand to get some good dredge mileage in case you bricked by mistake.
    However, if One with Nothing is a Yu-Gi-Oh! card, then Dark World/Fabled decks will REALLY love it. As draw power plus cards like Overking Reign-Beaux, Genta, and Parl would heavily benefit from it.
    In fact, I'd argue a donate for spells at cheap would help One with Nothing.

    • @dudono1744
      @dudono1744 5 месяцев назад

      While it isn't instant speed, Yugioh does have a One with Nothing like card. It's Wave Motion Inferno.

    • @kennydarmawan13
      @kennydarmawan13 5 месяцев назад

      @@dudono1744 but that card doesn't discard your hand. It just says send your cards from your hand to the graveyard.

    • @dudono1744
      @dudono1744 5 месяцев назад

      @@kennydarmawan13 Oh, true.

    • @dark_rit
      @dark_rit 5 месяцев назад

      There is a zero mana one with nothing if you want, it's called lion's eye diamond. You don't even manaburn for 3 anymore for using it this way in dredge decks.

    • @kennydarmawan13
      @kennydarmawan13 5 месяцев назад

      @@dark_rit ah... true. But it's reserved. So, One with Nothing is the go-to when you really run out of options.

  • @איתןשי
    @איתןשי 5 месяцев назад

    How about a combo of Blood Funnel and Young Pyromancer?

  • @Nink262
    @Nink262 5 месяцев назад

    Blood Funnel: Murmuring Mystic type cards and you are golden

  • @scottygagnon4287
    @scottygagnon4287 2 месяца назад

    One with nothing is not one of the worst black cards by virtue of having seen play at any point. It was a highly niche sideboard option, but it got more done than all of other cards here put together.

  • @robertjustrobert
    @robertjustrobert 5 месяцев назад +1

    Rats! Rats! We are the rats!

  • @HearseonHydros
    @HearseonHydros 5 месяцев назад

    I relate to reclusive wight too much 😞

  • @williamkeiser7562
    @williamkeiser7562 5 месяцев назад

    Everytime I hear people mention how one with nothing has some uses, I always think of putrid imp and how it costs the same, can attack and discard however many cards you want instead of everything.

  • @dennisyoung6122
    @dennisyoung6122 5 месяцев назад

    Oath could at least combo with cards that prevent you from sacrificing cards... All one card that does that that I can think of

  • @stephenbyers6173
    @stephenbyers6173 5 месяцев назад

    Gary is my favorite mono black creature

  • @JoshAlba-lf7sj
    @JoshAlba-lf7sj Месяц назад

    I combo blood funeral hive mind and one with nothing to make all opponents discard their hands

  • @ricklawrence2515
    @ricklawrence2515 5 месяцев назад

    Anyone interested in One With Nothing should check out Putrid Imp

  • @snood4743
    @snood4743 5 месяцев назад

    Chimney Imp is better than the rat in my Shirei, Shizo’s Caretaker EDH deck. Still just a meme inclusion though, lol.

  • @melvinshine9841
    @melvinshine9841 5 месяцев назад

    I am genuinely shocked there could be two black cards worse than One With Nothing. Though, I guess a card that makes you go minus the rest of the game if you take any damage is pretty shitty.

  • @Browny93
    @Browny93 3 месяца назад

    How is Kaerveks Spite not only not number one but not even on the list?

  • @ahmedelgammal1605
    @ahmedelgammal1605 5 месяцев назад +1

    Your voice sounds like some youtuber named yugiohlog, are you two related by blood?

    • @Tweezawed
      @Tweezawed 5 месяцев назад +1

      Wait until you meet DuelLog, who speaks about Pokémon cards

  • @jefffrederick258
    @jefffrederick258 5 месяцев назад

    I demand 'One With Nothing' be removed from the list. One With Nothing is a card so bad it follows into the 'good' category. It's a bit of a meme, but it's also a card designed to do 1 thing - discard your and. And it does it's job perfectly.

  • @Bigbadbo121
    @Bigbadbo121 5 месяцев назад

    Considering putting Hint of Insanity in one of my commander decks just to flex on the haters. xP

  • @Max-cm5pp
    @Max-cm5pp 2 месяца назад

    No love for Immortal Coil? Swaps your life total with how many cards are in your graveyard so you’re 1 bog away from losing

  • @amuroray1085
    @amuroray1085 5 месяцев назад +2

    Bad XYZ cards.

  • @dokino
    @dokino 5 месяцев назад

    Why Kaervek's spite isn't in the list

  • @JerdMcLean
    @JerdMcLean 4 месяца назад +1

    Pretty lame to judge a card just because of the color of its skin

  • @SirStanleytheStumbler
    @SirStanleytheStumbler 5 месяцев назад

    For blood funnel is a copy of a spell created by storm even considered played?

    • @noonie6872
      @noonie6872 5 месяцев назад

      It would still enter the stack, so yes, probably.

    • @SirStanleytheStumbler
      @SirStanleytheStumbler 5 месяцев назад

      Google suggested otherwise.

    • @dark_rit
      @dark_rit 5 месяцев назад

      No, when you put a copy of a spell on a stack it isn't considered to be cast unless there's some card out there with super bizarre wording I can't recall.

    • @SirStanleytheStumbler
      @SirStanleytheStumbler 5 месяцев назад

      @@dark_rit ya I think it requires it to come from a physical card to be considered "played". Otherwise storm copies would count towards storm because they are spells.

  • @benbutler6725
    @benbutler6725 5 месяцев назад

    One with nothing would be good in madness decks

  • @nicolascasime9248
    @nicolascasime9248 5 месяцев назад

    I think showing most of the cards in the intro is not a good idea Nizza. Bye bye surprises!

  • @deadend85
    @deadend85 5 месяцев назад

    Suprised you didnt say lich as well

  • @arc-sd8sk
    @arc-sd8sk 5 месяцев назад

    blood funnel has such sweet art, too bad it's awful lol

  • @larsleverett1006
    @larsleverett1006 5 месяцев назад

    Where is kaerveks spite all time favorite bad card

  • @7Alberto7
    @7Alberto7 5 месяцев назад

    Amazing!😂

  • @fiffi5318
    @fiffi5318 5 месяцев назад +1

    One with nothing is the best card actually

  • @anne-catherineschwaar7102
    @anne-catherineschwaar7102 2 месяца назад

    Oath of lim dul is even bad at being bad😂

  • @Kreenick
    @Kreenick 5 месяцев назад +1

    Worst black cards
    1. Teferi