No one probably cares or sees this but I have clear this up. The noise mosquitoes make comes from their wings and whether or not they have bitten anyone has nothing to do with the noise.
Mosquito bites are the itchy bumps that appear after mosquitoes use their mouthparts to puncture your skin and feed on your blood. The bump usually clears up on its own in a few days. Occasionally a mosquito bite causes a large area of swelling, soreness and redness.
Pearl may like this poem I wrote after a very sleepless night: Vampire of the Night I went to bed last night hoping for sweet slumber But a tiny little insect had totally got my number As my eyes were about to close and sleep was just in reach It began to buzz and buzz its nasty little speech No sleep tonight, no sleep at all is the forecast that I write I'm hungry, I need blood and it's you I'm gonna bite I like to buzz, it's lots of fun, I revel in being annoying Knowing that your pleasant dreams I'm totally destroying You attempt to swat me in the dark and only slap your face In the darkness of the night I'm very hard to place Wearily, so wearily you stumble to turn on the light Yet still you can't see me, oh no no no no, although it's very bright You return to bed, a wretched soul, perhaps I've gone away But then you hear my little buzz, and know you're still my prey I am the vampire of the night, and on your blood I'll feast Gee I can cause some havoc for such a tiny little beast
Things I’d put in Room 101…. Inconsiderate truck drivers who overtake slightly slower trucks on a 2 lane carriageway. Truck 1 is restricted to 56mph, truck two is also restricted to 56mph but can actually do 56.01mph. So, with absolutely no regard or consideration for any traffic travelling behind, truck 2 will decide to overtake truck 1. The entire process will take about 7 minutes to execute. Truck 1 will not take his foot off the accelerator to enable a quicker manoeuvre for the overtaking truck. Truck 2 will carry on with the manoeuvre, knowing that traffic behind him has also had to slow down to 56mph. Therefore Truck 1 has not lost valuable time, truck 2 has not lost any time. The only people who have lost time are the 47 cars behind truck 2 due to the fact that the driver is such an inconsiderate…….
Mosquito 's are fussy about blood types I don't get bitten as much as others . I am type A. And they're attracted to mammals by our breathing out carbon gasses
I can just imagine the hairdresser insulting Scarlett. "You have split ends, dandruff, are boring to watch, have greasy hair, are fat, common sounding, REALLY fat, and thick as pigshit!"
Once and for all, let's be honest and face facts, there is NOT milk in these containers, try drink it - YAK! Second - no one ever HAVE TO cut their hair - just leave it! If you do go to a hairdresser anyway you don't HAVE TO look at yourself in the mirror - just close your eyes. You don't HAVE TO small talk - just shut up. If you don't want hairy coffee you can say 'no thank you' if you're offered a cup :)
Mosquitoes buzzing sound comes from its wings, not blood from biting people. She needs to fact check before stating things in a public forum where she appears stupid.
Do you get angry when people don't speak highly of Hitler too ? Maybe you think Pol Pot deserves more respect ? The rest of us have pretty much decieded those fellas don't deserve any deference and no more respect than we would give the lowest living thing. You do you
Agreed Andy...this show has changed....I think they actually get a list of things to choose from...they are there for personal advertising....self promotion...they don't take any risks in what they say. The original version with one person was more genuine...and when this format FIRST started if wasn't too bad.....Its also anti Brexit Orange man bad all the time
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Frank’s head and wit is massive.
"I'd rather have the bonfire than netflix". I love Frank Skinner
No one probably cares or sees this but I have clear this up. The noise mosquitoes make comes from their wings and whether or not they have bitten anyone has nothing to do with the noise.
SO she is talking shite then
Mosquito bites are the itchy bumps that appear after mosquitoes use their mouthparts to puncture your skin and feed on your blood. The bump usually clears up on its own in a few days. Occasionally a mosquito bite causes a large area of swelling, soreness and redness.
Yes, also, mosquitos are responsible for the propagation of more floral species than any other insect, and the earth would die with out them.
Mosquitos do not "feed on your blood". mosquitos need both, oxygenated blood and water in order to make and lay eggs.
@@rafewheadon1963 actually they do eat your blood as well as using it for their offspring. Mainly they eat plant nectar.
Charlie doesn't need a hug. He's got a Huq!
12:55 BUILD THAT NET!!... BUILD THAT NET!!!
What she said about Mosquitos is not true. It is not the blood vibrating.
Hide some of the little uht milk containers at the back of the microwave. Also works well with sugar packets!!
I agree with Charlie
Pearl may like this poem I wrote after a very sleepless night:
Vampire of the Night
I went to bed last night hoping for sweet slumber
But a tiny little insect had totally got my number
As my eyes were about to close and sleep was just in reach
It began to buzz and buzz its nasty little speech
No sleep tonight, no sleep at all is the forecast that I write
I'm hungry, I need blood and it's you I'm gonna bite
I like to buzz, it's lots of fun, I revel in being annoying
Knowing that your pleasant dreams I'm totally destroying
You attempt to swat me in the dark and only slap your face
In the darkness of the night I'm very hard to place
Wearily, so wearily you stumble to turn on the light
Yet still you can't see me, oh no no no no, although it's very bright
You return to bed, a wretched soul, perhaps I've gone away
But then you hear my little buzz, and know you're still my prey
I am the vampire of the night, and on your blood I'll feast
Gee I can cause some havoc for such a tiny little beast
Things I’d put in Room 101….
Inconsiderate truck drivers who overtake slightly slower trucks on a 2 lane carriageway. Truck 1 is restricted to 56mph, truck two is also restricted to 56mph but can actually do 56.01mph.
So, with absolutely no regard or consideration for any traffic travelling behind, truck 2 will decide to overtake truck 1.
The entire process will take about 7 minutes to execute. Truck 1 will not take his foot off the accelerator to enable a quicker manoeuvre for the overtaking truck. Truck 2 will carry on with the manoeuvre, knowing that traffic behind him has also had to slow down to 56mph. Therefore Truck 1 has not lost valuable time, truck 2 has not lost any time. The only people who have lost time are the 47 cars behind truck 2 due to the fact that the driver is such an inconsiderate…….
I'm 54 and have never had to pull my jumper arms out after removing it.
Crocs maybe. The dress Scarlett is wearing - definitely. Also only female mosquitoes feed on blood. Neither sex actually bite either, they stab.
Two women who wear ridiculous high heels complaining about Crocs.
Seems about right...
Think I'll skip ahead to the next Charlie segment.
So you can listen to a man complain about how he doesn’t care to know the person who cuts his hair😂
Wow, Charlie Brooker is David Mitchell's long lost twin
Skinners a friggin legend
so true
I guess his weekly wipe was stopped becuase it has now been replaced with many youtube channels now doing the same thing.
eventually Charlie got a Huq XD
7:15
Can you explain this three years later?
@@MoontownMoss No
I'd subscribe but I really need playlists so it's not worth it since it keeps skipping to other channels with similar content anyway😑
is this series 17 or 18? Its definitey not 7
This is S18E01
Mosquito 's are fussy about blood types I don't get bitten as much as others . I am type A. And they're attracted to mammals by our breathing out carbon gasses
I can just imagine the hairdresser insulting Scarlett. "You have split ends, dandruff, are boring to watch, have greasy hair, are fat, common sounding, REALLY fat, and thick as pigshit!"
Once and for all, let's be honest and face facts, there is NOT milk in these containers, try drink it - YAK! Second - no one ever HAVE TO cut their hair - just leave it! If you do go to a hairdresser anyway you don't HAVE TO look at yourself in the mirror - just close your eyes. You don't HAVE TO small talk - just shut up. If you don't want hairy coffee you can say 'no thank you' if you're offered a cup :)
ultra-heat treatment UHT
Mosquitoes buzzing sound comes from its wings, not blood from biting people. She needs to fact check before stating things in a public forum where she appears stupid.
C'mon. Who wrote Frank's croc jokes. Sack the guy now.
andy clark
to be fair they where mor appropriate than his sac jokes 🍒
Dunt care bout nothin else cept scarlet moffatt’s peeves, she won to me even if couldn’t counter every counter-whinge someone else had
pearl is so great
I'm dumping semi colons in there
This is a casting nightmare.
Hey Pearl, I know you are acting for effect...but buy better googles
trumpo the fat man is 100% moron
A waste of 13 minutes
13 minutes?
Crappy pre-approved jokes. BBQ. Brussels sprouts. No strainer. Hardly real life observation comedy. An F for effort.
as a guy with a cracked colander I was thinking it was an exception life hack
Why does Charlie Brooker think life has to be entertaining?
the usual anti Trump bashing fom the BBC
Do you get angry when people don't speak highly of Hitler too ?
Maybe you think Pol Pot deserves more respect ?
The rest of us have pretty much decieded those fellas don't deserve any deference and no more respect than we would give the lowest living thing.
You do you
Scripted, very unfunny, senseless crap
Agreed Andy...this show has changed....I think they actually get a list of things to choose from...they are there for personal advertising....self promotion...they don't take any risks in what they say. The original version with one person was more genuine...and when this format FIRST started if wasn't too bad.....Its also anti Brexit Orange man bad all the time
Not a big fan of this format,much preferred the Paul Merton or even the original Nick Whatshisname version. 🤔🫣👍