Terrible Final Fantasy XIV Pick Up Lines

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @Tankji
    @Tankji 2 года назад +252

    "Butt devastation is my intention" is my new motto

    • @klabence
      @klabence 2 года назад +1

      new things to say during castru- the whatever the new split-off duty is called.
      Edit: Actually just though up the line "Come, adventurer! Let us enjoy anything, but devastation!"

  • @matthewhostetter8974
    @matthewhostetter8974 2 года назад +317

    This is both horrible and glorious at the same time, and the fact I contributed to this madness is even better. Another masterpiece Cider. Always glad to be a part of the Mad Baby Squad even if I don't play a Mad Baby.

  • @MetanteiTriforce
    @MetanteiTriforce 2 года назад +181

    11. STRAIGHT MINUTES. Of pickup GOLD. The longer it went the more stages of grief I went through until I happily floated up to acceptance and stayed there. You must be the Shadowbringer, cause Home ain't the only place you'll be riding tonight~

    • @threewestwinds
      @threewestwinds 2 года назад +17

      Nothing straight about these minutes. :eyebrow wiggle:

    • @MetanteiTriforce
      @MetanteiTriforce 2 года назад +10

      @@threewestwinds Ooooh touCHE. Baby I got a a deep dungeon that'll send you heaven on high~

  • @HarryTheBearded
    @HarryTheBearded 2 года назад +83

    “You must be a Blue Mage, because your Sticky Tongue makes my Water Cannon Self-Destruct.”

  • @ExActa
    @ExActa 2 года назад +212

    Leather Daddy needs his own spinoff series

  • @CheezVT
    @CheezVT 2 года назад +121

    Holy shit, the switch to the Lalafell Leather Daddy caught me super off guard

  • @Liffeh
    @Liffeh 2 года назад +114

    this might simultaneously be the best, and worst piece of ffxiv content ever created and i am so proud of you for it.

  • @rune_prism
    @rune_prism 2 года назад +79

    the fact that even NPC actions in cutscene were timed to line up with reactions to leather daddy's lines......... *chef's kiss*. really made it even funnier than just having the players react by themselves

  • @akiathered
    @akiathered 2 года назад +69

    Man Minfillia can't even survive a joke video smh

  • @LookingCoolJoka
    @LookingCoolJoka 2 года назад +32

    " I could get you off with one hand tied behind my back - call it Rau-bondage" I couldn't stop laughing when I heard this....

  • @cygnahoshiko4629
    @cygnahoshiko4629 2 года назад +7

    I am now thinking about what "moggy style" would even BE, which leads me to think of Moogles having sex, which - you did this to me!

  • @cdos3884
    @cdos3884 2 года назад +26

    The idea that the leather daddy would have a pickup line for every boss amuses me to no end.

  • @Noelle-M4
    @Noelle-M4 2 года назад +23

    'Call yourself Lyse, cause I'd like to Yda you out.'
    For those who know what happened to Yda and how she is related to Lyse, I wanna say, this is awful, like REALLY awful.
    Still gonna use it :)

    • @rayf007
      @rayf007 2 года назад +5

      Sweet home Ala Mhigo

  • @salamanda550
    @salamanda550 2 года назад +19

    I want more Leather Daddy. Please god, we need more of this chad dad.

    • @TigerPhoenix0
      @TigerPhoenix0 2 года назад +1

      You are correct and I wish I had more than a single upvote to give you.

  • @Tardisntimbits
    @Tardisntimbits 2 года назад +43

    I groaned and laughed my way through this, the puns...THE PUNS!!!

  • @UmbreonMessiah
    @UmbreonMessiah 2 года назад +23

    Dear god. The cringe was so powerful I couldn't take anymore...and then I looked down to see the video wasn't even half finished.
    What have you wrought, Cider?

  • @KaiIzuki
    @KaiIzuki 2 года назад +5

    "EITHER GET YOU LAID OR ARRESTED."
    "Arrested, undoubtably arrested."

  • @jamesmcgroarty7400
    @jamesmcgroarty7400 2 года назад +10

    I'm crying at these cause at the Venue I work at Saturday nights I've been doing terrible pick up lines to "entertain" everyone for the last couple weeks. And then RUclips puts this on my feed and it's GLORIOUS.

  • @WeepingSuns
    @WeepingSuns 2 года назад +22

    This is my favourite kind of humour ever. Bad puns and pick-up lines leave me howling. I’ve had a bad migraine today and this really cheered me up. Thanks for another great video!

  • @mentrixlp1389
    @mentrixlp1389 2 года назад +3

    Reminds me of that Pickup-Line from one of the reddits, that was like "Nice Pants. Whats the drop chance?"

  • @bulshock1221
    @bulshock1221 2 года назад +17

    When it ended I was like 'wait, already? But it just started'. Then I realized that I laughed my way though almost 11 minutes of this without realizing how long had passed.

  • @SuperBomani
    @SuperBomani 2 года назад +5

    My only regret is that they got rid of the hour long Praetorium Roulette. Using these in there would have been worth queueing for it at least twice a day.

  • @jaeusa160
    @jaeusa160 2 года назад +5

    I think we crossed the line from "So bad it's good" back to "So bad it's bad" XD

  • @crestfallenneet2167
    @crestfallenneet2167 2 года назад +11

    Hroths living up to the reputation of being unashamedly gay I see.
    Also I'm pretty sure this many bad puns in 10 minutes is an intellectual war crime. 10/10 would groan through again.

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 2 года назад +5

    3:26 Wouldn't be Cider Spider-brand dad jokes without a bad Lyse pun.

    • @elvinglass2465
      @elvinglass2465 2 года назад +3

      It's the Lyse he could do.

    • @SteeleOkami
      @SteeleOkami 2 года назад +3

      And they always appeal to the Lyse common denominator.

  • @ravenmorrigana1093
    @ravenmorrigana1093 2 года назад +3

    Automatic win for the disclaimer...which I paused to read out loud in Urianger's voice. So, thanks for that.

  • @kitsunearcfire
    @kitsunearcfire 2 года назад +4

    I’ll remember this for Valentine’s Day

  • @ducksama8558
    @ducksama8558 2 года назад +3

    3:49 as a Dragoon this one sings to me. 10/10 will use on Estinien

  • @rhymebeat1142
    @rhymebeat1142 Год назад +1

    I love you gave Urianger the most nerdy pick up line possible.

  • @neitherlink6612
    @neitherlink6612 2 года назад +6

    I like how all of them are ranchy, except the lalafell ones! meanwhile Lamitt is salivating at Ardbert’s crotch (that’s canon btw).

  • @jamierose9095
    @jamierose9095 2 года назад +8

    Help, I need an adult...

    • @craigwheeler4760
      @craigwheeler4760 9 месяцев назад +1

      Super Kame Guru: "I AM AN ADUUUUUUUUUULLLLLTTTTT!!!!!"

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@craigwheeler4760Adult Gohan: No, I AM an adult.

    • @Sab_Aria
      @Sab_Aria 10 дней назад

      I NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT!😂

  • @Serratiger
    @Serratiger 2 года назад +10

    I hate myself for laughing so much at these. Dang, if you hit me up with those I might be forced to comply XD

  • @MithrosX
    @MithrosX 2 года назад +3

    Some of these could be legitimate /flirt lines from old-school WoW

  • @spuddAus
    @spuddAus 2 года назад +2

    Well, I got my name in a Cider Spider video... not sure it was worth it.
    Na it definitely was!

  • @swapertxking
    @swapertxking Год назад

    had an eruption within the ranks of my fc today, first video reconmendation was this... still sucks what happened but your voice and delivery is the only thing making my day tonight.

  • @iamrovai
    @iamrovai 2 года назад +4

    i appreciate the restraint you exhibited when switching to leather baby 😋

  • @djpgirl
    @djpgirl Год назад +1

    "Lala-fell for you" Man, that one killed me and it was one of the most simple ones

  • @briank8679
    @briank8679 2 года назад +2

    *FINALLY* someone made an Assize joke!

  • @mcstronghuge
    @mcstronghuge 2 года назад +1

    I'm upset.

  • @piedpiper1185
    @piedpiper1185 2 года назад +6

    This was absolutely horrid and I loved every moment of it.

  • @Antifrost
    @Antifrost 2 года назад +2

    Video evidence that Leather Daddy can and will make anything with a pulse call him daddy too

  • @geist1569
    @geist1569 2 года назад +4

    How did I get here

  • @urustai
    @urustai 2 года назад +2

    Nearly choked on lunch with the last DRG one

  • @edwardwilson7459
    @edwardwilson7459 2 года назад

    that was supremely blessed
    and supremely cursed.....
    we have been BLURSED

  • @SUPERSONICGIRLIFY
    @SUPERSONICGIRLIFY 2 года назад

    VID HAD ME DYIN' FROM START TO FINISH! HORY SHEET! XD
    As a resident of both Famfrit and Excalibur (due to alts), I am in the grave!

  • @blackjet2000
    @blackjet2000 2 года назад +1

    Those are some pretty spicy pickup lines, thank you Leather Daddy

  • @pretzelthedude
    @pretzelthedude 2 года назад +1

    This was terrifyingly brilliant. I'm in pain from laughing repeatedly at these lines.

  • @srkrakenjack
    @srkrakenjack 2 года назад

    Love to see you switching up the content Cider! This is friggin hysterical!

  • @Teranewone
    @Teranewone 2 года назад +1

    I feel like I need an adult now.

  • @KlaireMurre
    @KlaireMurre 2 года назад +1

    leather daddy is already my second favorite ff14 character

  • @Victor-bl2ge
    @Victor-bl2ge 10 месяцев назад

    Charity off screen reaching unprecedented rage levels...

  • @DefectiveFal
    @DefectiveFal 2 года назад

    not even 3 minutes in and im sitting in my own snot and tears from laughing so hard, thank u so much for the continuously amazing content oh my lordd

  • @Umbrellify
    @Umbrellify 2 года назад

    masterlode, beautiful editing king

  • @BrandiCouch
    @BrandiCouch 2 года назад +1

    I've been slain by the Disclaimer at 10 seconds in.

  • @ShmoofWB
    @ShmoofWB 2 года назад

    I am in awe of your wordsmithing. Well done.

  • @johand0225
    @johand0225 Год назад

    Was super fun to see and would like to hear more pick up lines and was fun to hear my servers name in the video midgardsormr :)

  • @Miyulta
    @Miyulta 2 года назад +1

    Yoshi-P tried to prevent this

  • @TroubleDuo01
    @TroubleDuo01 2 года назад

    Oh lord I have never been so inundated with terribly wonderful pickup lines

  • @astronautilus7891
    @astronautilus7891 Год назад

    The way I had to pause the video and put down my phone for Rau-bondage… 💀💀💀

  • @IrvineKinneas8882
    @IrvineKinneas8882 2 года назад

    god i thought the video was over as i was laughing, but it was only halfway. Looks like we've got to ride it till we hit the base

  • @SeraphimStardustArtist
    @SeraphimStardustArtist 2 года назад +1

    i respect the fact that the lalafell ones arent raunchy, though my god do i love the raunchy ones for all the others lol

  • @KyrialArthian
    @KyrialArthian 2 года назад

    I had to watch this in parts. I can only take so many bad puns at once. Also I was waking up family members with my laughter.

  • @shillinhite3911
    @shillinhite3911 2 года назад

    Urianger would appreciate that his pickup line includes a reference to an old book, I think XD

  • @moodudable
    @moodudable 2 года назад

    i can’t believe this goes on for 10 minutes

  • @PaulineRagny
    @PaulineRagny 2 года назад

    oh my god it goes on for ten minutes

  • @tremor3258
    @tremor3258 2 года назад

    I love it and I also love the trouble of having reactions to the pickup lines.

  • @Geekezf
    @Geekezf 2 года назад

    Some of them are pure gold. And some other a bright platinium, specially the Allagan Royalty one

  • @harmony2987
    @harmony2987 2 года назад +1

    those lines are so bad that they're good, so glad I was able to be a part of this video! ♥

  • @DarkManser
    @DarkManser 2 года назад

    Okay so I haven't it past the "Disclaimer" and I already have given this a like. lol

  • @HalNinethousand
    @HalNinethousand 2 года назад

    I watched this for 10 minutes and have been laughing all day since...

  • @Gofr5
    @Gofr5 2 года назад

    I can't believe you managed 10 min of these. WOW! lol

  • @marthedge
    @marthedge 2 года назад

    I was not ready for lalafell leather daddy

  • @LastMinWin
    @LastMinWin Год назад

    oh my GOD. 😂 stop stop I CAN'T WHEEZE *heaves laughing on the floor*

  • @nathanielhamby4045
    @nathanielhamby4045 2 года назад +1

    More chaos, more leather daddy

  • @VOKTAA
    @VOKTAA 2 года назад +1

    This is so bad its glorious

  • @kataku8609
    @kataku8609 Год назад

    This is the best and the worst thing I have watched the whole week! 10/10 would leather daddy again!

  • @KimberlyWetherbee
    @KimberlyWetherbee 2 года назад

    This brings me so much freaking joy.

  • @sonicroze
    @sonicroze Год назад

    I'm getting the restraining order now. XD, I don't think we were meantto *gilga-mesh*

  • @clarissayoung5104
    @clarissayoung5104 2 года назад

    Absolute quality content. Love to see it.

  • @makippan
    @makippan 2 года назад

    THIS IS AMAZING LMAO laughed for 11 minutes straight XD thx for including me!!

  • @BlackDahlya
    @BlackDahlya 2 года назад

    Gods, this is pure genius!
    I am not a native english speaker and I struggled to get some of the puns, but I am able to recognize and value your language skills. 🤣

  • @PetarBladeStrok
    @PetarBladeStrok 2 года назад +1

    Alexander one had me dying. lmfaooo

  • @ShinyPrimarina
    @ShinyPrimarina 2 года назад

    THE FIRST HANCOCK ONE MADE ME PAUSE THE VIDEO TO GET MY LAUGH OUT

  • @heng9876
    @heng9876 Год назад

    Why am i thirsting for some leather daddy puns?

  • @Bongaboi151
    @Bongaboi151 2 года назад

    Another solid video, Cider. Good job.

  • @icetones6706
    @icetones6706 2 года назад +1

    Im just glad leather daddy is vers bi so we get a full spectrum of... whatever energy this is

  • @Skye_Blue
    @Skye_Blue 2 года назад

    That Hancock one was my undoing.

  • @antandy1199
    @antandy1199 2 года назад

    I will try these for science.

  • @yurioorlov177
    @yurioorlov177 2 года назад

    I am laughing and going Ohh noo at the same time, this is great.

  • @erdnuzz8368
    @erdnuzz8368 Год назад

    I love flat jokes - i really do.
    And this friggin Elezen out of ten got me XDDDD

  • @Lilly_Belle
    @Lilly_Belle 2 года назад +2

    ... alright, I smiled. You got me. 💙

  • @oothatguyoo7643
    @oothatguyoo7643 2 года назад

    And I thought Adventurer Plates were too spicy

  • @Crystan
    @Crystan 2 года назад

    Leather daddy dropping those badass pickup lines, joined by a little leather lalafell? This is awesome! Use them wisely, but remember not to commit any lala-felony's, folks.

    • @noonenowhere877
      @noonenowhere877 2 года назад

      @Crystan I mean the second avatar could be cause people think Lalafell look like children OR it could be because the normal Leather Daddy Character is the largest race in the game.

  • @jedimasterpickle3
    @jedimasterpickle3 2 года назад

    5:05 Ok anyone else think that sounds like something Thancred actually would say? At least back in the ARR days.

  • @TitanDraugen
    @TitanDraugen 2 года назад

    This is the type of humor you love to hate and hate to love. XD

  • @ashalindrose6055
    @ashalindrose6055 Год назад

    I laughed my ass off, these were so great. The perfect mix of surprise and cringe.

  • @pchery18
    @pchery18 2 года назад +1

    Zepla would love all of this

  • @ramirezthesilvite
    @ramirezthesilvite 2 года назад

    As a dragoon main, my favorite was the Estinian one. "Bad as a dragon" lol

  • @LuciferielOphelia
    @LuciferielOphelia 2 года назад

    Mad because leather daddy!
    But also happy.
    Because leather daddy~

  • @revaryk6868
    @revaryk6868 2 года назад +1

    Leather Daddy is an icon