new things to say during castru- the whatever the new split-off duty is called. Edit: Actually just though up the line "Come, adventurer! Let us enjoy anything, but devastation!"
This is both horrible and glorious at the same time, and the fact I contributed to this madness is even better. Another masterpiece Cider. Always glad to be a part of the Mad Baby Squad even if I don't play a Mad Baby.
11. STRAIGHT MINUTES. Of pickup GOLD. The longer it went the more stages of grief I went through until I happily floated up to acceptance and stayed there. You must be the Shadowbringer, cause Home ain't the only place you'll be riding tonight~
the fact that even NPC actions in cutscene were timed to line up with reactions to leather daddy's lines......... *chef's kiss*. really made it even funnier than just having the players react by themselves
'Call yourself Lyse, cause I'd like to Yda you out.' For those who know what happened to Yda and how she is related to Lyse, I wanna say, this is awful, like REALLY awful. Still gonna use it :)
Dear god. The cringe was so powerful I couldn't take anymore...and then I looked down to see the video wasn't even half finished. What have you wrought, Cider?
I'm crying at these cause at the Venue I work at Saturday nights I've been doing terrible pick up lines to "entertain" everyone for the last couple weeks. And then RUclips puts this on my feed and it's GLORIOUS.
This is my favourite kind of humour ever. Bad puns and pick-up lines leave me howling. I’ve had a bad migraine today and this really cheered me up. Thanks for another great video!
When it ended I was like 'wait, already? But it just started'. Then I realized that I laughed my way though almost 11 minutes of this without realizing how long had passed.
My only regret is that they got rid of the hour long Praetorium Roulette. Using these in there would have been worth queueing for it at least twice a day.
Hroths living up to the reputation of being unashamedly gay I see. Also I'm pretty sure this many bad puns in 10 minutes is an intellectual war crime. 10/10 would groan through again.
had an eruption within the ranks of my fc today, first video reconmendation was this... still sucks what happened but your voice and delivery is the only thing making my day tonight.
Gods, this is pure genius! I am not a native english speaker and I struggled to get some of the puns, but I am able to recognize and value your language skills. 🤣
Leather daddy dropping those badass pickup lines, joined by a little leather lalafell? This is awesome! Use them wisely, but remember not to commit any lala-felony's, folks.
@Crystan I mean the second avatar could be cause people think Lalafell look like children OR it could be because the normal Leather Daddy Character is the largest race in the game.
"Butt devastation is my intention" is my new motto
new things to say during castru- the whatever the new split-off duty is called.
Edit: Actually just though up the line "Come, adventurer! Let us enjoy anything, but devastation!"
This is both horrible and glorious at the same time, and the fact I contributed to this madness is even better. Another masterpiece Cider. Always glad to be a part of the Mad Baby Squad even if I don't play a Mad Baby.
Man talk of lore puns.
11. STRAIGHT MINUTES. Of pickup GOLD. The longer it went the more stages of grief I went through until I happily floated up to acceptance and stayed there. You must be the Shadowbringer, cause Home ain't the only place you'll be riding tonight~
Nothing straight about these minutes. :eyebrow wiggle:
@@threewestwinds Ooooh touCHE. Baby I got a a deep dungeon that'll send you heaven on high~
“You must be a Blue Mage, because your Sticky Tongue makes my Water Cannon Self-Destruct.”
Leather Daddy needs his own spinoff series
Holy shit, the switch to the Lalafell Leather Daddy caught me super off guard
this might simultaneously be the best, and worst piece of ffxiv content ever created and i am so proud of you for it.
the fact that even NPC actions in cutscene were timed to line up with reactions to leather daddy's lines......... *chef's kiss*. really made it even funnier than just having the players react by themselves
Man Minfillia can't even survive a joke video smh
" I could get you off with one hand tied behind my back - call it Rau-bondage" I couldn't stop laughing when I heard this....
I am now thinking about what "moggy style" would even BE, which leads me to think of Moogles having sex, which - you did this to me!
The idea that the leather daddy would have a pickup line for every boss amuses me to no end.
'Call yourself Lyse, cause I'd like to Yda you out.'
For those who know what happened to Yda and how she is related to Lyse, I wanna say, this is awful, like REALLY awful.
Still gonna use it :)
Sweet home Ala Mhigo
I want more Leather Daddy. Please god, we need more of this chad dad.
You are correct and I wish I had more than a single upvote to give you.
I groaned and laughed my way through this, the puns...THE PUNS!!!
Dear god. The cringe was so powerful I couldn't take anymore...and then I looked down to see the video wasn't even half finished.
What have you wrought, Cider?
"EITHER GET YOU LAID OR ARRESTED."
"Arrested, undoubtably arrested."
I'm crying at these cause at the Venue I work at Saturday nights I've been doing terrible pick up lines to "entertain" everyone for the last couple weeks. And then RUclips puts this on my feed and it's GLORIOUS.
This is my favourite kind of humour ever. Bad puns and pick-up lines leave me howling. I’ve had a bad migraine today and this really cheered me up. Thanks for another great video!
Reminds me of that Pickup-Line from one of the reddits, that was like "Nice Pants. Whats the drop chance?"
When it ended I was like 'wait, already? But it just started'. Then I realized that I laughed my way though almost 11 minutes of this without realizing how long had passed.
My only regret is that they got rid of the hour long Praetorium Roulette. Using these in there would have been worth queueing for it at least twice a day.
I think we crossed the line from "So bad it's good" back to "So bad it's bad" XD
Hroths living up to the reputation of being unashamedly gay I see.
Also I'm pretty sure this many bad puns in 10 minutes is an intellectual war crime. 10/10 would groan through again.
3:26 Wouldn't be Cider Spider-brand dad jokes without a bad Lyse pun.
It's the Lyse he could do.
And they always appeal to the Lyse common denominator.
Automatic win for the disclaimer...which I paused to read out loud in Urianger's voice. So, thanks for that.
I’ll remember this for Valentine’s Day
3:49 as a Dragoon this one sings to me. 10/10 will use on Estinien
I love you gave Urianger the most nerdy pick up line possible.
I like how all of them are ranchy, except the lalafell ones! meanwhile Lamitt is salivating at Ardbert’s crotch (that’s canon btw).
Help, I need an adult...
Super Kame Guru: "I AM AN ADUUUUUUUUUULLLLLTTTTT!!!!!"
@@craigwheeler4760Adult Gohan: No, I AM an adult.
I NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT!😂
I hate myself for laughing so much at these. Dang, if you hit me up with those I might be forced to comply XD
Some of these could be legitimate /flirt lines from old-school WoW
Well, I got my name in a Cider Spider video... not sure it was worth it.
Na it definitely was!
had an eruption within the ranks of my fc today, first video reconmendation was this... still sucks what happened but your voice and delivery is the only thing making my day tonight.
i appreciate the restraint you exhibited when switching to leather baby 😋
"Lala-fell for you" Man, that one killed me and it was one of the most simple ones
*FINALLY* someone made an Assize joke!
I'm upset.
This was absolutely horrid and I loved every moment of it.
Video evidence that Leather Daddy can and will make anything with a pulse call him daddy too
How did I get here
Nearly choked on lunch with the last DRG one
that was supremely blessed
and supremely cursed.....
we have been BLURSED
VID HAD ME DYIN' FROM START TO FINISH! HORY SHEET! XD
As a resident of both Famfrit and Excalibur (due to alts), I am in the grave!
Those are some pretty spicy pickup lines, thank you Leather Daddy
This was terrifyingly brilliant. I'm in pain from laughing repeatedly at these lines.
Love to see you switching up the content Cider! This is friggin hysterical!
I feel like I need an adult now.
leather daddy is already my second favorite ff14 character
Charity off screen reaching unprecedented rage levels...
not even 3 minutes in and im sitting in my own snot and tears from laughing so hard, thank u so much for the continuously amazing content oh my lordd
masterlode, beautiful editing king
I've been slain by the Disclaimer at 10 seconds in.
I am in awe of your wordsmithing. Well done.
Was super fun to see and would like to hear more pick up lines and was fun to hear my servers name in the video midgardsormr :)
Yoshi-P tried to prevent this
Oh lord I have never been so inundated with terribly wonderful pickup lines
The way I had to pause the video and put down my phone for Rau-bondage… 💀💀💀
god i thought the video was over as i was laughing, but it was only halfway. Looks like we've got to ride it till we hit the base
i respect the fact that the lalafell ones arent raunchy, though my god do i love the raunchy ones for all the others lol
I had to watch this in parts. I can only take so many bad puns at once. Also I was waking up family members with my laughter.
Urianger would appreciate that his pickup line includes a reference to an old book, I think XD
i can’t believe this goes on for 10 minutes
oh my god it goes on for ten minutes
I love it and I also love the trouble of having reactions to the pickup lines.
Some of them are pure gold. And some other a bright platinium, specially the Allagan Royalty one
those lines are so bad that they're good, so glad I was able to be a part of this video! ♥
Okay so I haven't it past the "Disclaimer" and I already have given this a like. lol
I watched this for 10 minutes and have been laughing all day since...
I can't believe you managed 10 min of these. WOW! lol
I was not ready for lalafell leather daddy
oh my GOD. 😂 stop stop I CAN'T WHEEZE *heaves laughing on the floor*
More chaos, more leather daddy
This is so bad its glorious
This is the best and the worst thing I have watched the whole week! 10/10 would leather daddy again!
This brings me so much freaking joy.
I'm getting the restraining order now. XD, I don't think we were meantto *gilga-mesh*
Absolute quality content. Love to see it.
THIS IS AMAZING LMAO laughed for 11 minutes straight XD thx for including me!!
Gods, this is pure genius!
I am not a native english speaker and I struggled to get some of the puns, but I am able to recognize and value your language skills. 🤣
Alexander one had me dying. lmfaooo
THE FIRST HANCOCK ONE MADE ME PAUSE THE VIDEO TO GET MY LAUGH OUT
Why am i thirsting for some leather daddy puns?
Another solid video, Cider. Good job.
Im just glad leather daddy is vers bi so we get a full spectrum of... whatever energy this is
That Hancock one was my undoing.
I will try these for science.
I am laughing and going Ohh noo at the same time, this is great.
I love flat jokes - i really do.
And this friggin Elezen out of ten got me XDDDD
... alright, I smiled. You got me. 💙
And I thought Adventurer Plates were too spicy
Leather daddy dropping those badass pickup lines, joined by a little leather lalafell? This is awesome! Use them wisely, but remember not to commit any lala-felony's, folks.
@Crystan I mean the second avatar could be cause people think Lalafell look like children OR it could be because the normal Leather Daddy Character is the largest race in the game.
5:05 Ok anyone else think that sounds like something Thancred actually would say? At least back in the ARR days.
This is the type of humor you love to hate and hate to love. XD
I laughed my ass off, these were so great. The perfect mix of surprise and cringe.
Zepla would love all of this
As a dragoon main, my favorite was the Estinian one. "Bad as a dragon" lol
Mad because leather daddy!
But also happy.
Because leather daddy~
Leather Daddy is an icon