Endangered D*ck Plants, Michael Jordan Rejects Idris Elba, RIP Pay-Phones | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Ahead of tonight's episode, the guys talk penis plants, Michael Jordan's rejection of Idris Elba's biopic pitch, the cursed commercialization of Juneteenth, and the end of pay-phones in NYC.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.
0:46 Julia's "No!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
She sounded like Consuela from family Guy 😔 no..No..
I’m not ready for full blown Hollywood, no hat, seemingly prepping for life post Bodega Boys Desus. But I gotta let him live. Evolution.
😂😂😂😂
Can't wait till Desus wins an Oscar for his portrayal of Michael Anthony in the upcoming movie "my guts hurt, a junkie's tale"😃
Did they ever address why they abandoned the pod? We need one last hot bag..
this!!
@@tompetty9541 thats meros mantra
Mero walked OUT warmed up
Brand is brolic 💪🏾
I used a pay phone in like 2013 lol
Did u avoid the wiretap
@@larryjizzele4521 I’m free right
From the grave?!?!?! Yall starting strong
Hollywood desus is killing me
I H8 U MEROOOOO😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love that Desus stopped wearing a hat all the time. He looks good without it and he's sexy 😋
Tripping on the view count lately 🫤 The Brand needs more love
desus shoulda not shit on the pod
Mero's advice to Desus to play Michael Jordan:" You gotta drink more man! You gotta have jaundice in the eyes." 🤣🤣🤣
I recall using pay phones- when they went from 25 to 35 cents (who the fuck Carry’s dimes).. that was a wrap.
Niggas who want to use the pay phone carry dimes
RIP Michael Anthony. He died from withdrawals 💀🪦💔
i miss the pod...we all just need another hot bag.
My guts hurt😩
Mero never misses a chance to stand up for team turtleneck
nah he said give him yellow #5 in his eyes 💀💀💀
Damn last payphone
End of an era
If you were a teen in the mid-90's chances are you had a pager and used pay phones to link up with friends. They frontin.
There were payphones that called back in 2000
that corporation trademark is shady af
Desus letting the top down all summer we love it
Word.😊
Na when julia said no where mero fake spit had me crying 😭
Desus playing Jordan in a movie will mean the LONGEST hiatus ever because he won't come back until the beard looks like David Letterman's in size 🤣
They were killing me today lmao Mero had me in stitches a couple times 😂
Last part of Mero doing train sounds sent me
This about to be the worse Juneteenth ever lol
Those are vegan cut dix and the uncut are unvegan and called geoducks
I like Desus’ sweater.
Bro the Juneteenth merch…mad wild LOL
He’s to old and looks nothing like Michael Jordan.
Siskel and Ebert’s two thumbs up is such a washed reference lmao. 👍🏾👍🏾
I am properly faded watching it live. Fuck yea.
Didn't warmups use to last longer
Do people think these are the real shows?
I think a Michael Jordan interview would be amazing. Desus and Mero are the only people on TV who connect with every single one of their illustrious guests. 💪💪💪
you must've never listened to the Podcast 🤣 Mero has too much MJ slander even Desus sometimes he calls MJ CheeseEye McGee in reference to his gambling they have too many jokes and i think MJ would take that personal
Mero has talked too spicy about MJ. He's gonna try and snuff Mero and ash a cigar on him
You hit the nail right here. No matter who it is, they get to that hilarious common ground.
Michael Jordan is not really urban he is 60
@@danschumacher5427 what 😂😂
Oh this Juneteenth mess is just 🫣this not what we meant by inclusion lmao
MERO WAS WYLIN!
Where's Superman gonna get dressed...🤔😂🤣😂🤷🏾♂️
I remember peeing in broad daylight at a payphone on 17th and Irving and that was the funniest shit possible last summer..and yes I was mad drunk.
This is enough show for me.
Rip Pay-Phones
4:20 He gonna take it personal 😫😂
What?!?? He just said he was on West 4th Street yesterday and I missed him 😭
thank you mero for including us horticulturists since not many people know what that is
This show is a entertainment
Yerrrsday! We back!
"Bet you 10K I'm more handsome" ☠☠☠
Hey you BallBagz
Who been rocking with that peanutbutter Wawa coffee? 🥜🍫☕
Jimmy Butler gotta play mike
Desus is Siskel, and Mero is Ebert
I gotta start watching the actual show cause the warmup uploads are so sporadic. And why are they acting like that never used to pay phone? We know how old y'all are. Y'all just had a birthday 🤦🏾♀️ Just own it. 😒 Desus, 41. Mero, 39.
That’s so Michael Jordan 😂
I first thought Mero renacted MJ saying, "he ain't as hazelnut as me" about Idris Elba. Lol, but he didn't say that.
YERRRRR....Bodega Brolic Ball Bag Gang checking in... Salute
We just bought those balloons lol
Wait, this isn’t Charlemagne and DJ Envy?
The train sounds.
Yo showtime stop being slow with the uploads yo
Last *functional* payphone in the city. There's still payphones in the Bronx
Where at
THE BODEGA BOYS.
A Hitler stash and yellow 5 in the eyes 😅
Anyone know what sweater Desus' wearing??
Why the real fans like me think this still the bootleg version and the only thing I watch. Hbomax fa life
They’re on showtime?
idris gone play tk kirkland.
That first selfie was horrible
Not the thumb 💀💀💀
YUUUUUURSDAY!
Where is the podcast!
is the podcast dead?
Derek Luke should play MJ. If you look at UNC and early NBA pics, Derek Luke matches perfectly.
Wayment, how tf you trademark Juneteenth? You don't trademark July 4th. Foh.
They could have at least used Opal Lee's face for Juneteenth.
Damn the researchers need to do better research….. that’s not what he said…… Go watch the complex shoe shopping episode with Idris….. he says he told Jordan that he wanted to play him and Jordan said that he wasn’t ready to tell his life story on the big screen yet…..
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Idris Elba was probably relieved. If he's a method actor. It would be tough on him channeling his inner POS, which is what would be required to play a floater like Jordan for an entire shoot. Good at chasing a ball around. Terrible, alleged human being.
"good at chasing a ball around"🚩🚩 why you speakking in kkode, kap?
Desus n mero have the best wardrobes in Hollywood
Why were these people just ripping pitcher plants off of the stems?
😥🥀I used to abuse the payphones that call back
mero channelling dc young fly on the walk out
It’s funny that they always preference the Warm up as “not the real show” because it is consistently better than the main showtime show
They've been mentioning the warm up a lot more, makes me think I should start watching
Damn how did they not say “that’s Beyond meat”
It's the freedom for me!😂😂😂😂
It's only a matter of time before deezus gets an offer from Hollywood and goes solo. Like Cheech and Chong they're gonna go their separate ways soon
YERRRRR !!
"Yasss, freedom, yassssss!" 😂😂🤣
Dear lord. Go warriors
I miss the podcast so much
Ah ah ahhh
Yerrrrrrrrr
SMDFTB
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Someone help me find the episode, where they talk about the buffalo shooting. I do have Showtime, basically just because of them. Respect
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Jimmy Butler need to play MJ. Frfr.
Desus really selling out smh 🤦🏽♂️
Nigga the warm up is da Show🤣 al pay for showtime when yall fix desus Speech impediment!!!😏
Where is Desus' hat wardrobe?! 🤣
He used to wear a hat but now he’s too brioche
someone get desus a hat he looking like a cone head 🤣🤣🤣
Officially every single late night show went for the payphone=bathroom joke. Was hoping for one different joke
FYI, Balchem abandoned the JUNETEENTH mark earlier this week.
probably because of this