Why Attack on Titan's Sword WOULDN'T work in Real Life

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Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @the_quake
    @the_quake Год назад +3854

    The entire point of the AoT swords are that they work in unison with the maneuvering gear to basically turn you into a high speed razor blade.

    • @gloomygloomstalker3878
      @gloomygloomstalker3878 Год назад +179

      i mean there is a point to be made in that if the maneuver gear swords were scimitar based itd make for easier edge alignment but also the razor blade segments probably wouldnt be a thing and youd have to keep your knicked and chipped scimitar blades for longer to make the amount last

    • @Leostar-Regalius
      @Leostar-Regalius Год назад +219

      or in levi's case a beyblade with razors attached

    • @humanoidshrek5524
      @humanoidshrek5524 Год назад +13

      That doesn’t mean they will work in real life.

    • @hamIindigo
      @hamIindigo Год назад +129

      ​@@humanoidshrek5524 Yeah, because there is no ODM Gear in real life.

    • @humanoidshrek5524
      @humanoidshrek5524 Год назад +13

      @@hamIindigo idk what that is but you probably prove a point

  • @Rodgerwilco91
    @Rodgerwilco91 2 года назад +19479

    This dude learned one thing about a Katana’s curved blade and made it his entire personality.

    • @out_of_the_BOX
      @out_of_the_BOX 2 года назад +1275

      e x a c t l y omg this man can't say anything outside of edge alignment

    • @zachblase1
      @zachblase1 2 года назад +1060

      @@out_of_the_BOX yeah and edge alignment doesn’t make sense because you’ll be holding it not letting it fall into your opponent

    • @angelman906
      @angelman906 2 года назад +454

      @@zachblase1 and it isn’t a problem for a trained swordsman regardless if it did make it better.

    • @chin3217
      @chin3217 2 года назад +43

      Or you're an aot fan

    • @jjorshie3041
      @jjorshie3041 2 года назад +156

      Or he’s just talking about an interest? People hate for no reason

  • @shocknaw
    @shocknaw Год назад +2839

    Reminder that auto edge alignment only works when dropping the sword, not in battle

    • @Eric0225
      @Eric0225 Год назад +171

      Now i can replicate my dreams of dropping a katana and hoping it strikes someone

    • @GaladorLP
      @GaladorLP Год назад +118

      Also in a very specific setup. In which european longswords also "automatically align"

    • @mrkiky
      @mrkiky 11 месяцев назад +60

      Yep, it only self aligns for when the force driving it is gravity. When you swing it, it's not gravity. So the center of gravity being on the edge won't help. Also the curve of the katana is very slight and makes minimal difference in the slicing motion as well. As least according to everyone who tested it and compared it to straight blades and to more significantly curved blades.

    • @stella-yd4gy
      @stella-yd4gy 8 месяцев назад +9

      no i think it helps to get an easier cut in general, if it was able to cut cardboard just by falling imagine how stronger that effect could be when you actually swing it with force

    • @mrkiky
      @mrkiky 8 месяцев назад +27

      @@stella-yd4gy It's not stronger because the sword is swung from the handle in the orientation that you're holding it in, while when you drop it, gravity pulls on every part of the sword accordingly and the sword is free to turn based on which part gravity is pulling harder on. This effect just doesn't happen when you swing it.

  • @danibaba7058
    @danibaba7058 Год назад +3078

    The longsword: Guess Im useless now, the weeb has spoken.

    • @Devilspade
      @Devilspade Год назад +192

      Fr, katanas don't fix skill issues. You can't get perfect cuts like the weeks say without the same amount of practice with any other sword

    • @paragon1150
      @paragon1150 Год назад +123

      @_ocks_4792and honestly, it’s all about perspective. By kill count, the best blade in history is the roman gladius

    • @goobygamer9996
      @goobygamer9996 Год назад +14

      They are both better for different things

    • @ChristianAdrianPDizon
      @ChristianAdrianPDizon Год назад +16

      That's not what he's trying to say. He's explaining how the Attack on titan swords sucks in real life. Not all swords!

    • @Tengfongpeng
      @Tengfongpeng Год назад +9

      If you slice upward does the auto edge alignment help?you ain't dropping sword this guy skip school definitely

  • @mediumsurmoon6283
    @mediumsurmoon6283 2 года назад +15305

    You forgot to mention that the AoT blade is used like a box cutter , it wasn’t built to slice open a wound with it’s middle blade but to cut open a flesh with the tip of the blade , like how box cutters are used . Mainly because their main purpose are to cut chunks of flesh away , instead of cutting straight through clean , although there are instances where Mikasa literally slices Porco’s leg clean and I don’t know about that , probably had to do with the fact that she’s an Ackermann and she’s stronger than 20 adult man combined (remember when she carried like 10 steel beams by herself , during the train track building scene)

    • @OrganicKourts999
      @OrganicKourts999 2 года назад +318

      I know right!

    • @patricioolivero5032
      @patricioolivero5032 2 года назад +1036

      This makes sense, seeing as straighter blades are traditionally used more for hacking, rather than slicing- another reason the weight of the blade helps. It’s like a cleaver, although most cleavers admittedly have a small curve

    • @CAJfur
      @CAJfur 2 года назад +75

      That's true.

    • @shotainu
      @shotainu 2 года назад +312

      I'd feel very unsafe flying around with a proper sword lol. Mikasa and Levi get pass just because they're Ackermans, nobody else can cut like they can

    • @zacbarnett007
      @zacbarnett007 2 года назад +314

      Ye also the way its designed is so if it breaks it will just snap into another blade until shortend then u just restock with the spare in odm gear

  • @buythegamesagain
    @buythegamesagain 2 года назад +3732

    “This sword is worse because it has different applications”

    • @Raikos100
      @Raikos100 2 года назад +663

      "It's better bcs the blade is curved"
      Imagine when they find out about history and the effective use of straight blades in fights.

    • @buythegamesagain
      @buythegamesagain 2 года назад +428

      @@Raikos100 when they find out most swords were for thrusting and not slicing:😮

    • @holywaterbottle3175
      @holywaterbottle3175 2 года назад +80

      @@buythegamesagain exact opposite. arabian, Persian, indian, filopino even vikings favoured cutting swords. (though they all had thrusting and hybrid swords as well.) pure cutters like sabers or Shamshirs are a lot more common in history than pure thrusters like rapiers and gladius

    • @buythegamesagain
      @buythegamesagain 2 года назад +267

      @@holywaterbottle3175 try to slice chainmail, then try thrusting into it. Sure, if you want to name weaponry from before armor was invented, you’ll have slicing as flesh is soft and gives quite easily. Against armor, slicing is far less effective which is why most weapons produced in areas where Armor was available were for thrusting and blunt force.

    • @holywaterbottle3175
      @holywaterbottle3175 2 года назад +78

      @@buythegamesagain correct.
      But chain mail is a mostly European, mostly dark ages, mostly battlefield related item. That's narrowing it down something extreme.
      If there is anything different historical cultures agree on it is that swords are not very good on battlefields.
      If you are facing heavy armor having only a sword you have made some bad decisions along the way.
      Even the European manuals describe how if you face a Knight with your longsword you are better of wrestling him and pulling your dagger.
      For clarification, I think thrusting is better. I just don't think it was more common in history when it comes to swords. However the spear is the all time king of battlefields

  • @robertjohnston-mp5im
    @robertjohnston-mp5im Год назад +116

    I think Skallagrim already debunked that whole autocorrect thing with curved blades

    • @Zeeboklown
      @Zeeboklown 14 дней назад

      i gave ur comment its 100th like.

    • @brettjohnson536
      @brettjohnson536 10 дней назад

      So did many other people tbh, I really don't know why he's saying that

  • @nathon1942
    @nathon1942 4 месяца назад +13

    AoT sword can be stored efficiently in the boxes beside their hips, they’re intended to break so they have to carry multiple. They also wouldn’t work if they were curved; consider the process of taking down a titan: you have to approach at an angle to prevent yourself from crashing into it (you have to have speed behind your slice or it won’t cut deep enough and you also wouldn’t want to sit on the back of a titan, so you have to do this). To cut deep enough at an angle you need a straight blade instead of a curved one, a curved blade would clear the nape (unless it was ridiculously long, which is logistically infeasible for transport and use) without killing the titan. A straight blade works perfectly in this case because the user is supposed to use their body mid flight to curve the path the swords take as they go through the nape, allowing them to exit the cut fluidly while also cutting as deep as possible with the swords length.

  • @foxxy-3748
    @foxxy-3748 Год назад +2182

    Dude made "curved swords = better" into his whole personality.

    • @Mr.Whiler
      @Mr.Whiler Год назад +111

      Don’t tell him about the fact that the medival straight sword is better than the katana.

    • @marshmallowallen5677
      @marshmallowallen5677 Год назад +4

      I hold this notion too, with the only exception being the katana

    • @xxdarkroguexx
      @xxdarkroguexx Год назад +4

      I know lol he is like a curved blade fan girl lmao

    • @cornesalvo9366
      @cornesalvo9366 Год назад +21

      @@Mr.Whiler Dude made "straight swords = better" into his whole personality

    • @Ted_Kenzoku
      @Ted_Kenzoku Год назад +21

      You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

  • @rockylanier5571
    @rockylanier5571 Год назад +8920

    At the end of the day if I had to pick a sword it would be a shotgun.

    • @misterpotato427
      @misterpotato427 Год назад +635

      This man is the only one in the comment section with a brain. Prove
      me wrong.

    • @wanderer9936
      @wanderer9936 Год назад +178

      12 Gauge 00 Buck for the win

    • @funnylawre
      @funnylawre Год назад +59

      I think you first need to pass pre school

    • @Wolphoenix
      @Wolphoenix Год назад +57

      @@misterpotato427 shotgun doesn't work against titans.

    • @suvorov8989
      @suvorov8989 Год назад +161

      @@Wolphoenix if a sword can cut them a slug or buckshot could get through their skin because they are going alot faster and have less they need to get to compared to a sword slice. Or am I missing something since I haven't watched the show.

  • @pingaspearce9403
    @pingaspearce9403 Год назад +284

    the centre of gravity in a katnaa is absolutely fantastic
    if you're just going to drop a sword on your opponent
    a Straight sword doesn't rely on gravity because usually your the one that's swinging the blade into the guys face
    not just letting it fall.....

    • @forrestpotts90
      @forrestpotts90 Год назад +2

      For information about why katanas don’t have true edge alinement check out sellsword arts

    • @yureiotakughost9464
      @yureiotakughost9464 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@forrestpotts90To be fair, the guy showing it doesnt use katanas in general. I think hes doing it like, now. Hes a demon with a longsword

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 9 месяцев назад

      Pretty sure Claymores are better drop weapons, by virtue of being real heavy.
      (Which does make them the worst sword you can use for Titan-Slaying)

    • @yureiotakughost9464
      @yureiotakughost9464 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@llewelynshingler2173 I'd love to darksouls a titan

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 9 месяцев назад

      @@yureiotakughost9464 If you can get anywhere near the Nape, I won't stop you.

  • @Not_wen
    @Not_wen 11 месяцев назад +38

    Is he calling 3 pounds heavy? 💀

    • @seansoloff7499
      @seansoloff7499 8 месяцев назад +7

      This guy makes anime swords for a living what do you expect

    • @twiton_
      @twiton_ 7 месяцев назад +3

      3 pounds is the average weight for a katana

    • @seansoloff7499
      @seansoloff7499 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@twiton_ and that’s not heavy

    • @curkinho
      @curkinho Месяц назад +2

      Have you ever actually wielded a sword? Because, for reference, one handed weapons used in HEMA combat weigh around 1 kg (rapiers usually weigh more since their guard is basically a small shield) and i can assure you, wielding them for a while could be actually exhausting. On the other hands, longswords used in this same sport weigh from 1,5 to 2 kg (a bit more than 3 pounds) and that's already enough to have to use both hands to wield them effectively.

    • @CoronaKirisame
      @CoronaKirisame 28 дней назад +2

      ​@@curkinho 3lbs isn't really that bad; to my knowledge, weapons are considered to be 2 handed once they reach ~5lbs. While longswords aren't that heavy, they're made to be able to be used with one _or_ two hands. They're a versatile weapon and their weight reflects that

  • @watermelonfrogy
    @watermelonfrogy 2 года назад +5180

    The blades are replaceable, that's the main reasons why their straight. It allows for easier storage

    • @coleheath6519
      @coleheath6519 2 года назад +525

      And their basically razer blades

    • @k_taaro
      @k_taaro 2 года назад +336

      It also improves the performance when thrusting/stabbing, which is pretty common practice in the anime

    • @altofmoose2165
      @altofmoose2165 2 года назад +75

      I thought they used the aot blade rather than a sword is because of its durability not lasting after hitting a titans parts due to the high temperature

    • @VR-F
      @VR-F 2 года назад +14

      @@coleheath6519 gotta put rgb on it

    • @XNaruto_plays5027
      @XNaruto_plays5027 2 года назад +37

      Fun aot facts for "da bois" the special resources and metal the ppl of the walls have access allow them to have a blade stronger than steel yet way lighter

  • @adjustedbrass7551
    @adjustedbrass7551 2 года назад +3958

    I'll never forget a guy shattering a katana in half by striking a longsword.

    • @sirith9157
      @sirith9157 2 года назад +1223

      I really don't know why people call katanas much better than any other weapon in history.
      Does it have range? Not really
      Can it thrust? No
      Can it strike? Also no
      Can it deal with any amount of hard protection? Yeah, good try...
      Is the blade durable or can be repaired? Of course not, that's why in Japan they were carrying multiple weapons and bows were much more preferred weapons...
      I'm a sword dude myself but if I have pick most universal weapon to deal with anything. It would be spear, this beast have to many advantages to look past

    • @havel6060
      @havel6060 2 года назад +236

      @@sirith9157 i have to disagree with everything you just said but the spear, the spear are good. Katana is super durable compare to the straight sword due to curve, but it is not easy to repair or make one and only used as a secondary as it is not meant to be a main weapon
      EDIT: i realized my mistake, everything i just said here is nonsense, but im not deleting this comment cause i want to remember my mistake and im no pssy

    • @chieckenman4432
      @chieckenman4432 2 года назад +932

      @@havel6060
      "Katana is super durable compared to straight sword"
      Thats funny because the biggest criticism against the katana (other than the whole "weeb/anime" thing is just how horrible the durability is, lol.

    • @Grand_Kekthew_
      @Grand_Kekthew_ 2 года назад +579

      @@chieckenman4432 If they've listened on their History class, they would know that Japan didn't have best smithing shit compare to others and they also didn't the best metals either. Getting a durable katana is a fucking luxery atleast way back.

    • @JasonAizatoZemeckis
      @JasonAizatoZemeckis 2 года назад +96

      @@sirith9157 that's respectable,but I would personally go for a longsword

  • @asroczka
    @asroczka Год назад +24

    This guy: “Straight sword bad”
    Europeans having used straight swords for hundreds of years: “Am I a joke to you?”

  • @Blithmmm
    @Blithmmm Год назад +12

    Katanas having “automatic edge alignment” is complete BS.

  • @bokaxet1698
    @bokaxet1698 Год назад +881

    Mans made the Katana's edge alignment his entire personality :skull:

    • @possums154
      @possums154 Год назад +11

      wait does the : word : thing actually work outside of discord???

    • @CorelUser
      @CorelUser Год назад +59

      Man's made ":word:" his entire personality

    • @possums154
      @possums154 Год назад +2

      @@CorelUser ?

    • @strawbxrrypanic_
      @strawbxrrypanic_ Год назад +2

      @@possums154 works on twitch

    • @possums154
      @possums154 Год назад +3

      @@strawbxrrypanic_ oh that’s cool

  • @yaboydudduz372
    @yaboydudduz372 Год назад +2873

    Everyone: yo bro katanas are so powerful
    Meanwhile samurais: I got a nice katana, but I'll use the bow

    • @tater4462
      @tater4462 Год назад +248

      Or even better A Spear

    • @keiraaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @keiraaaaaaaaaaaaaa Год назад +253

      Katanas just weren’t good, weebs praise them but even down to the materials used you’d have a hard tome justifying their existence. You just took the awful iron they had and wrap it hundreds of times till it’s remotely effective.

    • @emeraldwaffle6325
      @emeraldwaffle6325 Год назад +78

      Then when I run out of arrows I'll do the smart thing and use a polearm

    • @rolandkarimdesucatan5118
      @rolandkarimdesucatan5118 Год назад +34

      Naginata is both katana and spear

    • @iknow007
      @iknow007 Год назад +28

      Naginata is superior that both katana and spear

  • @mirstist
    @mirstist Год назад +10

    “When the 2023 Titan outbreak comes what weapon will you chose”
    Me:Levi

  • @ishan_13730
    @ishan_13730 Год назад +4

    In the anime it was said that the swords were made from flexible reinforced steel, which made them perfect to slice into Titan skin. So yeah they were practical enough ig

    • @Petperson17
      @Petperson17 Год назад

      Also they are made like box cutters you use the tips not the entire blade so the point he makes about smacking the entire blade in at once makes no sense

  • @sovietrussia2804
    @sovietrussia2804 Год назад +2294

    The average katana fan when the average claymore enjoyer walks into the room

  • @stevenobrien7686
    @stevenobrien7686 2 года назад +12315

    The katana also has the added defensive benefit of shielding your virginity.

    • @malekat8539
      @malekat8539 2 года назад +203

      you're going to forget that this whole comment section is triggered over a fictional sword and your attacking the youtuber?

    • @stevenobrien7686
      @stevenobrien7686 2 года назад

      @@malekat8539 don't make me cut you down with my master's blade, I will defend the honor of my dojo if I have to.

    • @kitkatbreaker1270
      @kitkatbreaker1270 2 года назад +650

      @@malekat8539 how are they attacking the youtuber?

    • @pube66
      @pube66 2 года назад +112

      Its kind of weird how on every katana video there's insecure euros in the comments? Sadly no one really cares about euro swords.

    • @mizaqenyad4269
      @mizaqenyad4269 2 года назад +391

      @@pube66 yes, especially sad for the multitudes of people killed with them lmfao

  • @xynged
    @xynged Месяц назад +2

    "Nooo the katana is the scientifically superior blade"
    "Haha giant box cutter go brrr"

  • @brandonkey181
    @brandonkey181 Год назад +1

    Automatic edge alignment is a myth. When you're wielding the blade, you have to be just as deliberate with your edge alignment as any blade. The little gravity test doesn't change that, especially since you don't always cut down.

  • @TV-mi8ye
    @TV-mi8ye Год назад +3524

    Katana fans when you stab them with your straight sword while they’re trying to explain why their curved blade is better

    • @dthompson9123
      @dthompson9123 Год назад +27

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lyanmung2709
      @lyanmung2709 Год назад +3

      😆😆

    • @arinavog9962
      @arinavog9962 Год назад +39

      yes exectly Straight blades has been used in wars for Death battles where some stupid weebs saying katana is better I am also a weeb but dude thats insan

    • @mr.intruder1536
      @mr.intruder1536 Год назад +220

      Sword fans when you stab them from 1.8+ meters away with your polearm while they're trying to get close to use their weapon

    • @clownintraining5944
      @clownintraining5944 Год назад +10

      I'm a katana fan because I have a cool plastic one.
      I like em more cause I ain't gonna be sword fighting anyone, and they're pretty nice to use if you ain't fighting.

  • @Daveo3
    @Daveo3 2 года назад +952

    Clearly he's never seen how a regular long sword does better than a Katana

    • @Dewelwield1010
      @Dewelwield1010 2 года назад +166

      Exactly what I was thinking. What he just pointed out were minor disadvantages that hardly have an effect on combat. Generally, when analyzing weapons, you not only have to look for the strengths and weaknesses, but also gauge how much of an impact they would have in practicality.

    • @animq4ionboi.153
      @animq4ionboi.153 2 года назад +108

      And the fact that those things are meant to be REPLACEABLE. Like literally the reason they carry clunky boxes in their gear containing the blades for it, specially if you are fighting giant glorified zombies with Regen powers and very thick skin that they literally have to use anti tank rifles and cannons, thunder spears and lucky muzzle loading cannon shots only works for those

    • @charmzee8749
      @charmzee8749 2 года назад +39

      Well yea, the longsword is a generalist sword that does a decent job at stabing and slashing, having better reach and a big guard. Katanas are made just for slashing and are better at it but the moat important aspect is the steel type. Longswords are made from a far superior steel (mainly because they were made during different times and technologies differed a lot too). But if you just compare sword types ignoring the materials, i would go with what makes me feel more comfortable for me to wield.

    • @HDrobveelben
      @HDrobveelben 2 года назад +10

      @@charmzee8749 depending on the longsword the steel quality was indeed better this is due to that europa has more pure iron then in japan. you are indeed very correct about the process is different due to technologie difference but it wasn't like europe didn't know the method the japanese used to make an katana as in the middle east they made sword that is pretty simialure as the katana. If I had to choose an sword I would likely go with an long sword as how much more verstaile it is.

    • @KaneOtonashi
      @KaneOtonashi 2 года назад +11

      I mean .. thinking about how european AoT is, it is more natural for them to use straight steel molten blades. (Or similar high carbon iron).
      Katana are build for slashing into soft things.
      European swords are build to cut and not bend when they hit into steel-armor or another blade.

  • @Bruhx31-r2h
    @Bruhx31-r2h 4 месяца назад +1

    I thought the whole thing about the AOT blade was its durability and ability to be easily replaced. I don't think you need automatic edge alignment when your blade snaps or bends the second it hits its target.

  • @soyjackz
    @soyjackz Месяц назад +1

    The AoT sword is used when paired with the ODM gear, allowing it to cut the flesh in the nape of titans while retaining movement in the air.

  • @gerald7429
    @gerald7429 2 года назад +26585

    If katanas were used anywhere in history against longswords, claymores, or any double handed blade of the time from a different culture, the Japanese would have tales of their enemies possessing steel forged by gods because they would literally shatter a katana. As much as you weebs want to think katanas are the best swords, they 100% aren’t even close.

    • @SamElZombie
      @SamElZombie 2 года назад +3069

      You can't compare them normally, since katanas aren't weapons designed to fight, their only use was to deliver a strong slash before your oponent

    • @nicolaebartlcel1331
      @nicolaebartlcel1331 2 года назад +4647

      @@SamElZombie not really, they where used for emergency and cqc, they where the last resort. There is no epic one slice kill thing with it, it's just there for defense

    • @SamElZombie
      @SamElZombie 2 года назад +1570

      @@nicolaebartlcel1331 just like regular sword (idk if you knew but swords weren't used too much in most of the world since lances were generally better), the only difference is that japanese armour was made of bamboo, wich is obviously less resistant to cuts than iron, and thus their weapons were aimed to direct cuts and not blunt strenght

    • @itsthe5-096
      @itsthe5-096 2 года назад +2565

      Yes European swords were better but I will say the Japanese made a decent sword for the materials they had to work with.

    • @Armendicus
      @Armendicus 2 года назад +988

      @@nicolaebartlcel1331 yep they were the side pistoles of their Era. The Bow was the main weapon.

  • @mr.betterday7602
    @mr.betterday7602 2 года назад +3517

    Everyone gangsta till they know spears were a samurai's main weapon and katanas were an object to show one's social status and of course to drive evil spirits away
    Edit: so i learnt that bow and spear were both main weapons of a samurai, but i also learned that samurais never really fought in wars lol, the people who fought were foot soldiers from commoner class called ashigaru if i remember correctly so if I'm wrong please explain
    Also thank you for the 3k likes this is the most liked comment i ever had

    • @anriasi6333
      @anriasi6333 2 года назад +145

      I thought bows were their main weapon iirc

    • @SwiftyEmpire
      @SwiftyEmpire 2 года назад +231

      @@anriasi6333 on horseback yes

    • @stealthyturtles
      @stealthyturtles 2 года назад +29

      @@anriasi6333 they had a cool design for their horseback bows. the area where they notched the arrow wasnt centered like it would be in a modern compound bow. the top of the bow above the arrow was a little longer and the bottom was shorter, i think it was somewhere in the ball park of 3/5 to 2/5 difference but i could be mistaken. The main reason for that was for when they rode their horses the bottom part wouldnt be getting struck against the horse or their leg when they were drawing it, so they could maintain accuracy at higher speeds.

    • @Remixersoloman
      @Remixersoloman 2 года назад +18

      No one ran in was just a sword like a goober lol, not just samurai. Swords were a side arm for those who could afford them, with the exception of the zweihander which was used to break pike formations.

    • @Hi-Im-Gib
      @Hi-Im-Gib 2 года назад +1

      Katanas were mostly used as a last resort irl

  • @viniciusdaniel122
    @viniciusdaniel122 28 дней назад +1

    Odm gear gas helps with the cuts, they dont use brutal strenght, the only soldier who uses his strenght is Mike.

  • @theparrishshow9803
    @theparrishshow9803 Год назад +5

    The blade is SPECIFICALLY designed for cutting through the soft flesh of the titan’s neck (hence why it looks like a giant boxcutter). You grapple up to the titan’s neck, slice their throat, and then they bleed out.
    It’s a monster slaying weapon, not a dueling weapon.

    • @ackthegreat6697
      @ackthegreat6697 4 месяца назад

      *their necks and they dont die from bleeding out they die from the destruction of their weak spot bro did you even watch this show 😭

    • @theparrishshow9803
      @theparrishshow9803 4 месяца назад

      @@ackthegreat6697
      No actually, but my point still stands. The way the blades are structured serve their purpose. Yeah, they would be a terrible pic in an actual sword duel, but when dealing with gigantic monsters whose weak spots are in their necks, it’s the ideal weapon.

  • @dashperera4305
    @dashperera4305 2 года назад +1308

    The blades from AOT are specifically designed to cut the nape of the titans. So they often use the end of the blade not the middle. It resembles a razor blade bcz in case the blade gets stuck, it would break and the user can keep his/her momentum to escape the titans without getting stuck along with the sword.

    • @rahulverma8774
      @rahulverma8774 2 года назад +38

      @@allinkamaya Maybe those swords were as any normal metal and as light as papercutter
      Thats why they have broken mid battle many times in AOT

    • @Ferrari255GTO
      @Ferrari255GTO 2 года назад +8

      @@allinkamaya knowing the cost of working producing along with the price of strong and lightweight metals i don't think the blades being ment to be disposable is a good thing, since a singular one could cost stupid amounts of money if it were made out of something like magnesium, and i have no clue about how good of an idea it would be to use an aluminum alloy, i know aluminium can be made onto a really striong thing with the right comination of othe metals. It would make more sense to just use really thin blades of a cheap but well woked metal so that it's still capable of being effective while not being an economical nightmare, to cause damage you don't need good materials, just a good edge. (sorry for the huge rant but i really wanted to talk about it)

    • @claytonhawk8512
      @claytonhawk8512 2 года назад +2

      Thanks, I needed this explanation

    • @audiblek
      @audiblek 2 года назад +49

      @@Ferrari255GTO the cost is irrelevant as long as they can manage it. The story was very explicit about these being specialized tools necessary for killing titans.

    • @Ferrari255GTO
      @Ferrari255GTO 2 года назад +1

      @@audiblek okay, fair enough.

  • @jackat4
    @jackat4 Год назад +1577

    "When the Titan outbreak of 2023 happens, what sword will you choose?"
    Any nuclear warheads left over from previous wars:

    • @robbieaulia6462
      @robbieaulia6462 Год назад +38

      This kinda makes me wonder who would win? Collosal titan or nuke?

    • @captiancholera8459
      @captiancholera8459 Год назад +80

      Don’t even gotta go that far, conventional artillery and APDS tank rounds would do the trick

    • @bladeofunknown
      @bladeofunknown Год назад +9

      Terrorists and Bandits: are you sure you wanna use Sword on Gunfight?

    • @dmac1259
      @dmac1259 Год назад +2

      Literally tens of thousands of them.

    • @dmac1259
      @dmac1259 Год назад +26

      ​@@robbieaulia6462 it would be massive Overkill. In the show Technologies already advancing to the point where Titans will soon be no match for it. That's the whole point. The rest of the world is about to be able to wipe out the island instead of having to live in fear of them.

  • @crazyscarecrow8136
    @crazyscarecrow8136 Год назад +1

    1. The “automatic edge alignment” thing is a common misunderstanding. It only happens when you drop the blade, while gripping and swinging it you absolutely need to be able to align the edge yourself. Just watch a tameshigiri competition and you’ll see how much skill matters.
    2. The blades in attack on titan are meant to be mass-producible and disposable. They don’t have access to large quantities of high-quality steel, so they make cheap box cutter blades that are sharp enough to do the job once.

  • @nomase4789
    @nomase4789 Год назад +5

    Ill choose a ICBM over a sword

  • @user-jh9nw6bz6f
    @user-jh9nw6bz6f 2 года назад +41602

    Europeans: used straight swords for thousands of years
    Some weeb: straight swords cant work in real life

    • @sethmccuckins
      @sethmccuckins 2 года назад +4470

      Pretty sure he's comparing straight and curved in regards to the single edgeness of the two. Also one is a weapon from a show.
      Don't think anyone is arguing that long swords were bad

    • @MrGameadd1ct
      @MrGameadd1ct 2 года назад +5358

      @@sethmccuckins No, but its definitely misinformation. The curve in the sword doesn't really help with edge alignment. I don't know what that cardboard test is even doing.
      What it does do is change the surface area the blade has while cutting. Meaning you will get a better cut with a curved sword than you would with a straight blade. Its not that sword is lining up perfectly, but rather you have a higher margin for error.
      Just another way to think about it. Understand that when you are holding the sword, blade isn't in free fall. You are holding and if your position is off the blade won't change position to offset. If it did it would be bad blade since you can't control it.

    • @drewpowell409
      @drewpowell409 2 года назад +703

      @@MrGameadd1ct no you are wrong on one thing, the curve of the sword does help in edge alignment, which is important to have a good cut. Try cutting a coconut off a table without rolling it off, the alignment of the blade can be knocked off if it’s hit with an equal but opposite force. If you don’t follow the cut at the edge your sword will face more resistance and even deflection.

    • @BertzTriscut
      @BertzTriscut 2 года назад +531

      @@MrGameadd1ct To be fair, the test shows them dropping the blade at an angle, so it helps with edge alignment on downward cuts. Other cuts? Not so much.

    • @MrGameadd1ct
      @MrGameadd1ct 2 года назад +916

      @@drewpowell409 I'm sorry I don't see what you are saying or understand your argument at all. You seem to be trying to use Newtons 3rd law of motion, but with swords, but thats true for all objects.
      Any sword will deflect if your edge alignment is bad, it doesn't matter if its curved or straight. Its a matter of skill. Though where curved swords excel is the that while they are cutting they make better contact with the material. ONLY IF YOUR EDGE ALIGNMENT IS ALREADY GOOD. The sword will not magically fall into place and auto adjust. Curved swords just cut better on worse cuts.

  • @oggabooga8646
    @oggabooga8646 Год назад +1029

    “The katana is superior in practice”
    the samurai that only used it as a last resort:

    • @russiandedede
      @russiandedede Год назад +57

      Well it didn't help that most katanas were made with such bad and cheap metals that they probably wouldn't even stand the whole battle

    • @marshmallowallen5677
      @marshmallowallen5677 Год назад +14

      @@russiandedede you know that all samurai were rich, right?

    • @russiandedede
      @russiandedede Год назад +112

      @@marshmallowallen5677 and most katanas were mass produced with cheap metals so what

    • @yoenyu1512
      @yoenyu1512 Год назад +65

      @@marshmallowallen5677 yeah but still got dominated by Europeans. Great swords are way better

    • @BIGBOSS9545
      @BIGBOSS9545 Год назад +14

      @@marshmallowallen5677 and yet Japanese metal was still not known for its sturdiness. Idk if it was the forging back then or just how brittle their steel was. But the metal works were not built to last during battle. Tanks as well but that’s another story

  • @palomaresruizmiguelarturo9559
    @palomaresruizmiguelarturo9559 Год назад +1

    AOT blades are designed for an specific type of enemies, and the requirement for this blade is to be able to break and release to reload a new blade, similar to the retratable knife... but long
    if your katana get stucked in a titan bone/flesh... you are good as weaponless

  • @treasurebrotherz5586
    @treasurebrotherz5586 4 месяца назад +2

    Actually the auto blade alignment would not be an advantage in a fight at all because your hand directs the motion with more power

  • @Appachoppa112
    @Appachoppa112 Год назад +464

    Those kids were strong af. They basically got sent to fight giants with web slingers n big box cutters 😂😂😂

    • @back-up8242
      @back-up8242 Год назад +37

      They weren’t strong that’s why most of them got clapped in the first half of the first season lol 😂

    • @TheAvidian
      @TheAvidian Год назад +16

      About 80% of the recruits die in the first couple missions

    • @yatelo
      @yatelo Год назад +9

      i always wondered how historia was even able to hold and use the blade release, much less slice effectively with how small she is.

    • @mr.pringles585
      @mr.pringles585 Год назад

      Bro they got folded most of the time

    • @yatelo
      @yatelo Год назад +2

      @@mr.pringles585 still, ain't no way a 2'4 girl reaching the blade release and the hook triggers, much less cut that one chunk of rod reiss' titan with a single slice (or at all)

  • @4pfshanna737
    @4pfshanna737 Год назад +263

    Bro’s argument for every sword is "it’s not curved"🤓

    • @AssyTheNator
      @AssyTheNator Год назад +9

      Show him a Damascus steel scimitar see what he says lol

    • @MIIRBH
      @MIIRBH Год назад +1

      If this argument was valid the scimitar would be the greatest sword in history

    • @lehtju4waif5ahk49
      @lehtju4waif5ahk49 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@AssyTheNator
      Propably would say that the curve is too steep & sacrafices reach & thrusting ability .
      (He will say every other sword is inferior to the katana🙄)

  • @YuriYoshiosan
    @YuriYoshiosan 5 месяцев назад +1

    As a guy already pointed out, the AoT sword can have its blade purposefully chipped. It's like a disposable razor section of a box cutter.

  • @heshell6001
    @heshell6001 9 месяцев назад +2

    The pole axe (literally the most universal weapon of its time)

  • @sergeantblue6115
    @sergeantblue6115 Год назад +620

    Machete : bruh
    European swords : he trippin

    • @Mokuteke
      @Mokuteke Год назад

      Why are you mentioning swords he never mentioned in the video

    • @sergeantblue6115
      @sergeantblue6115 Год назад +68

      @@Mokuteke he said that other bladed weapons, especially straight ones are inferior to the curved katana, hence my mentioning

    • @SeanWinters
      @SeanWinters Год назад +3

      ​@@Mokuteke GG

    • @Kunikuzushi_500
      @Kunikuzushi_500 Год назад +7

      "he trippin" got me😂😂

    • @robcio150
      @robcio150 Год назад +3

      Machete was a tool, not a weapon. It's main purpose was to be a cheap blade for cutting greenery, so you wouldn't waste the edge on a more expensive blade.

  • @Complete_Stranger7050
    @Complete_Stranger7050 2 года назад +661

    "If the 2023 titan outbreak comes which would you use?"
    *Whips out a 50BMG*

  • @doopdoopdopdop7424
    @doopdoopdopdop7424 7 месяцев назад +1

    Has never touched:
    Longsword
    Rapier
    Falchion
    Messer
    Schiovana/basket hilt broadsword
    Arming sword
    Greatsword
    Heavy sabre
    Patton sabre
    Shamshir
    Or various other one-handed or straight bladed swords which were prevalent and effective in history.

  • @WindexbottleVR
    @WindexbottleVR 17 дней назад +1

    Ok so I know that this video is like a year old but I have 2 complaints 1 the dude said the katana had a better cutting advantage even with gravity then he showed us it dropped at a straight angle then proceeded to drop the Aot swords at a around 20° angle meaning even if they wanted to they couldn’t cut it. Then the second complaint is they explained in the show that the Aot swords was better for slaying titans.

  • @misterrose2317
    @misterrose2317 2 года назад +756

    This is the most aggressive comment section I've ever seen right next to the paper Mario soundtrack comment section

    • @zombied3stroy3r9gaming4
      @zombied3stroy3r9gaming4 2 года назад +43

      That was a true story for the ages. Loss, victory, pain and sadness. It should get its own hall of fame.

    • @toxpov3612
      @toxpov3612 2 года назад +40

      people get real heated over sword discussions

    • @Matt11211
      @Matt11211 2 года назад +29

      A wise man who turned to a villain once said: *Hello my little maggot*

    • @misterrose2317
      @misterrose2317 2 года назад +1

      Y'all are killing me here thank you for being the first thing I read this morning xD

    • @zombied3stroy3r9gaming4
      @zombied3stroy3r9gaming4 2 года назад +2

      @@misterrose2317 Glad you enjoyed being further reminded about Dave, the once hero, and the many others xD

  • @alphabelen2034
    @alphabelen2034 Год назад +681

    Gotta love them taking a sword built for use with fictional movement gear on fictional creatures that is designed for this specific scenario vs a sword built for fighting in real life

    • @inigo-montoya
      @inigo-montoya Год назад +15

      katana weren't even used to fight irl, they were used as a cosmetic, wich is why they are so bad as a sword.

    • @alphabelen2034
      @alphabelen2034 Год назад +63

      @@inigo-montoya Gotta love when everything you said is wrong. Bro what? Are you high? What are your criteria for bad as a sword? And they weren't used as a cosmetic. Sure some people did, but there are many historic accounts of samurai using their katanas, as a last resort of course, and not to mention the schools that literally taught people how to fight with a katana.

    • @cadaver4985
      @cadaver4985 Год назад +10

      ​​@@alphabelen2034 He was mostly wrong, but a Katana is barely a 6 out of 10 for a sword

    • @alphabelen2034
      @alphabelen2034 Год назад +23

      @@cadaver4985 Nor was I saying it was the best sword. But to call a sword "bad" that has functioned essentially unchanged for roughly 1000 years is ludicrous. Even the idea of ranking swords is kind of insubstantial. Because swords are incredibly varied across the world, but they all do the job of killing other people effectively.

    • @cadaver4985
      @cadaver4985 Год назад +4

      @@alphabelen2034 On that we agree, i guess.

  • @AWACS_Eagle_Eye
    @AWACS_Eagle_Eye Год назад +3

    Manual Edge-Alignment for life.
    Edit: I am beginning to think MiniKatana is biased against non-katana swords.

  • @calzoneboi2696
    @calzoneboi2696 11 месяцев назад +8

    fun fact the edge alignment is a complete myth

  • @nostradamosgandabar4047
    @nostradamosgandabar4047 Год назад +606

    I'm like 90% sure the AOT makers had carpet cutters in mind when they designed those swords. And I'm also almost certain they went that direction to emphasize how sharp they are.

    • @DustyOrange
      @DustyOrange Год назад +71

      I've only watched a bit of AOT and I honestly love the swords from a design perspective.
      I think its design was used to show its a simple blade to be easily mass produced, be sharp, and easily replaceable since it has quick releases. A lot like box cutters.
      If its heavy, I don't think it'll matter much since they probably wouldn't be swinging it with their arms, but rather with the momentum from their movement gear. And it being a heavy blade would probably be helpful because they're fighting titans and it'd help slice through with weight rather than pure sharpness. Kinda like a claymore?

    • @richardommundsen2417
      @richardommundsen2417 Год назад +34

      The idea behind the Quick release and the Breakaway blade is to make sure that in the event the blade gets stuck in the titan either with a failed cut, or one that makes the titan fall, they can break away the blade and escape.
      "Why not just drop the sword tho and use a better quality blade where this is less likely to happen?"
      because the hilts of the blades are also what aims and shoots their grappling hooks. Dropping the blade = death
      All that said, they probably still should have been curved a little....

    • @anonymoususer8517
      @anonymoususer8517 Год назад +18

      @@richardommundsen2417 I think a curve in their case would make it harder to change and redraw the blade in their case

    • @DarkDomain0001
      @DarkDomain0001 Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/0QRGrXt0aJs/видео.html
      ITS FINALLY HERE

    • @SammyK-jt3vv
      @SammyK-jt3vv Год назад +2

      @@richardommundsen2417 didn't the straight blades have flexibility as well? essentially adding the curves to help the blade not snap (completely) when embedded in the titans hard skin

  • @legendofthemastersword871
    @legendofthemastersword871 Год назад +592

    This dude is the embodiment of every weeb

    • @ThoA45
      @ThoA45 Год назад +21

      It's a bit embarrassing to listen.

    • @KWillo
      @KWillo Год назад

      you outta pocket for that.🤣😭😭

    • @cheapchores8418
      @cheapchores8418 Год назад +2

      I would fling my sibling at the colossal titan

    • @samuraijosh1595
      @samuraijosh1595 Год назад +3

      As opposed to the Euroboos in the comment section

    • @mingchenwei1978
      @mingchenwei1978 Год назад

      @@samuraijosh1595 You have samurai josh in your name, and an anime pfp. Shut up

  • @puhteeah4876
    @puhteeah4876 19 дней назад

    I'm always fighting my enemies by setting my sword down to fall on a piece of cardboard it's so convenient

  • @Duotronic
    @Duotronic Месяц назад

    Wields katana backwards, *swings. Gotta love that automatic edge alignment🎉

  • @criminality_mobile
    @criminality_mobile Год назад +454

    "creates edge alignment"
    I'ma just drop my sword on the enemy

    • @SunkenOcean
      @SunkenOcean 27 дней назад

      380 likes no comments? Let me fix this. (Also the edge alignment means when you swing it straightens more when slicing something or someone)

    • @criminality_mobile
      @criminality_mobile 27 дней назад +1

      @@SunkenOcean but the proper way they say to slice is to do it at an angle so doesnt this counteract it

  • @Rikushio17
    @Rikushio17 2 года назад +463

    Mostly what I got from this is; you don't know how to swing a sword...

    • @diveblock2058
      @diveblock2058 2 года назад +25

      He makes katanas and you think he knows how swords work...

    • @eslin2845
      @eslin2845 2 года назад +91

      He legit dropped the AoT sword at an angle

    • @ripinkhanna6075
      @ripinkhanna6075 2 года назад +3

      @@eslin2845 That was the point?

    • @SVD63Ninja
      @SVD63Ninja 2 года назад +95

      @@ripinkhanna6075 that is a horrible point dude. The point is edge alignment,which if the blade is angled like that of course it won't align. Do the same thing with a katana at an angle and it's still happen. All i got from this is "katana superior,straight sword bad" which is not true.

    • @ripinkhanna6075
      @ripinkhanna6075 2 года назад +3

      @@SVD63Ninja The katana is more prone to aligning its edge as compared to a straight sword. Personally, I find that both have their own pros and cons.

  • @LeQuack147
    @LeQuack147 Год назад +1

    "What will you use in the Titan Outbreak?"
    Heavy artillery, duh. I'd like to see those Titans beat an AC-130

  • @echbruh6598
    @echbruh6598 8 месяцев назад

    Automatic alignment has been disproven because the curve isn't deep enough to give a better cutting surface area.

  • @Mr.Happy777
    @Mr.Happy777 Год назад +185

    Ah yes, the legendary combat tactic of *Dropping the Sword*

    • @TheAvidian
      @TheAvidian Год назад +2

      It’s a real phenomenon, edge alignment on Katanas is proven to be better, although it isn’t the only factor that matters and they’re putting way too much weight on that alone

    • @Mr.Happy777
      @Mr.Happy777 Год назад +3

      @@TheAvidian Agreed. Definitely just doing that demonstration to sell more katanas

    • @Phrygid
      @Phrygid Год назад +2

      @@TheAvidian while that's true, it doesn't really help when you drop the katana with the cutting edge facing the cardboard and the straight blade horizontally so that it does nothing.

    • @lilchinesekidchen
      @lilchinesekidchen Год назад

      @@Phrygid they were both dropped at an angle, though in general the edge alignment of a blade has more to do with its balance than it’s geometry (though curving does help towards an edge alignment), you can make straight edged blades balanced for an edge alignment and you can make poorly balanced curved blades that have terrible edge alignment. clearly this prop fictional blade was not balanced for cutting

    • @ben10universe30
      @ben10universe30 Год назад

      This comment should have more likes😂🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @Luis-gz3oo
    @Luis-gz3oo Год назад +183

    No one is going to talk about how he dropped the katana aligned and the sword sideways?

    • @user-vy1bf4jx3v
      @user-vy1bf4jx3v Год назад +8

      yep, that's what weebs do. When they run testes they even blunt the European sword on purpose just to showcase katana cutting a bit deeper.

    • @michealnemo4189
      @michealnemo4189 Год назад

      That’s what I noticed too

    • @ezio7x
      @ezio7x Год назад +1

      That’s what it looked like, but he was talking about the center of gravity, they were dropped the same way

    • @wolfdune508
      @wolfdune508 Год назад

      It wasn't I thought that too watch it in slow speed it's the same

    • @drwise1238
      @drwise1238 Год назад +2

      as a katana fan i was disappointed by that as well

  • @jacobcrowder4920
    @jacobcrowder4920 3 месяца назад

    Katana's are efficient but my personal favorite is the Egyptian broadsword it has some of the similar things like a katana has but when you swing it it just has the force of an axe!

  • @KyloBarley
    @KyloBarley 3 дня назад +1

    1: that doesn’t do anything in a sword fight
    2: just because it looks cool doesn’t mean it’s practical
    3: skill issue

  • @Wolf-md2ui
    @Wolf-md2ui Год назад +214

    I still can't get over how u dropped the ATO sword side ways.

    • @RealMiniLink
      @RealMiniLink Год назад +5

      Even if he had dropped it with the blade facing directly downwards it would still have rotated out of edge alignment

    • @ShadowRealm_.
      @ShadowRealm_. Год назад +5

      He dropped both sideways

    • @swishasweetrold
      @swishasweetrold Год назад +5

      @@ShadowRealm_. nah he didnt

    • @swishasweetrold
      @swishasweetrold Год назад +2

      @@RealMiniLink still he could've done a retake

    • @mohamad5762
      @mohamad5762 Год назад

      that was the point

  • @MrVentches
    @MrVentches 2 года назад +700

    "tell me you have no idea about swords, nor AOT without telling me directly:"

    • @joejonas3584
      @joejonas3584 2 года назад +6

      He just said that the katana is better in real life, AOT sword is still cool

    • @carlosbecerril3317
      @carlosbecerril3317 2 года назад +87

      @@joejonas3584 yes, and he gave no actual good reasoning when you consider that different sword styles have different purposes, and that despite this the things he named are LITERALLY not an inherent problem for straight blades, many of which can operate better than katanas.

    • @joejonas3584
      @joejonas3584 2 года назад +6

      @@carlosbecerril3317 ohhh, I get it

    • @EtienneHardy85
      @EtienneHardy85 2 года назад +4

      Yeah gotta lot fans or wannabe fans who don't look into the pseduoscience and technology of the series.

    • @carlosbecerril3317
      @carlosbecerril3317 2 года назад +3

      @@Sick.of_usernames that one was ok, it was to show the edge alignment factor. Unless he held the katana straight and I missed it?

  • @user-fd5qz6nv7g
    @user-fd5qz6nv7g 3 месяца назад +1

    Ok but in AOT you don't attack downwards but sideways,and you're slicing a part of the nape,not "the nape" so you need TWO swords,and it's easier and faster to mass-produce straight blades

  • @c.s.7993
    @c.s.7993 9 месяцев назад

    The blade is meant for high velocity precision strikes to the neck, not necessarily close combat.

  • @ber2996
    @ber2996 2 года назад +503

    The 3DMG sword is specifically designed to be light and easily replaceable (that's why they look like cutter blades) since blades often get stuck on titan flesh plus if the blades get dull a replacement is easily available on the go.
    IT'S NOT MEANT FOR A PERSON VS PERSON COMBAT!

    • @BaldianOfIbelin
      @BaldianOfIbelin Год назад +5

      3lbs not light for a one handed sword

    • @ry0usama511
      @ry0usama511 Год назад +31

      @@BaldianOfIbelin considering their physique in the anime, they are pretty light I guess

    • @wolfofsummerbreeze
      @wolfofsummerbreeze Год назад +9

      @@BaldianOfIbelin ...yeah it is?

    • @brettvandermeer5297
      @brettvandermeer5297 Год назад +37

      @@ry0usama511 in the Anime they are basically using giant modified Razor blades, not swords. Pretty sure the weight is ALL in the handle on those in world

    • @morkygod4486
      @morkygod4486 Год назад +3

      @@BaldianOfIbelin weak wrists

  • @Timliu92
    @Timliu92 Год назад +517

    "What does katana mean?"
    "It means Japanese sword."
    - Samurai Cop

    • @frankie4827
      @frankie4827 Год назад +1

      Watch the movie KARATE COP lol

    • @nidohime6233
      @nidohime6233 Год назад

      Actually the japanese word of sword is ken.

    • @TemkaUwU
      @TemkaUwU Год назад

      @@nidohime6233 pretty sure ken is for fist/punch but i could be wrong

    • @zyuranger21
      @zyuranger21 Год назад

      @@nidohime6233 Ken means fist. Katana means sword.

    • @bolson42
      @bolson42 Год назад +1

      @@nidohime6233 You do realize that synonyms exist right… that both words can (and do) mean blade/sword… although i wouldn’t expect some random internet weeb to know any better

  • @Corruptco.
    @Corruptco. 4 месяца назад

    Maybe cause ODM gear is meant for slicing through incredibly thick skin. They are just razor blades designed to glide through the air and eventually cut through skin while the Katana is meant for close combat and is lighter

  • @ntfoperative9432
    @ntfoperative9432 4 месяца назад

    Fun fact, a straight blade actually has better “auto” edge alignment than a curved one. Of course that doesn’t matter because edge alignment depends more on the user than the blade

  • @Cxnadienne
    @Cxnadienne Год назад +143

    “Yeah gimme a katana”
    “Yeah make it straight”
    “Yeah now add a trigger”

    • @siddharthunny5670
      @siddharthunny5670 Год назад +3

      @Милош Ђошић (Z)🇷🇺 Dont forget ammos

    • @ABELPLIER
      @ABELPLIER Год назад

      @Милош Ђошић (Z)🇷🇺 he was talking about Murasama from MGR 💀

    • @ABELPLIER
      @ABELPLIER Год назад

      "Yeah now paint the blade red"

    • @xSkysilver
      @xSkysilver Год назад

      Is this a Greg wideo?

    • @ABELPLIER
      @ABELPLIER Год назад

      @@xSkysilver half of it yeah and half kind of MGR

  • @alligatorsnappingturle2229
    @alligatorsnappingturle2229 2 года назад +656

    As we learn in history the samurai would often just drop the katana on their enemies

    • @lord9279
      @lord9279 2 года назад

      This one 👆 👌

    • @julymorris6367
      @julymorris6367 2 года назад +11

      The test is supposed to show that the katana self indexes, not that youre gonna drop it as a weapon lmao

    • @suppression2142
      @suppression2142 2 года назад +24

      @@julymorris6367 man u don't know a good joke when u see it do u?

    • @AZunon
      @AZunon 2 года назад +54

      @@suppression2142 humour is an optional update, not a pre-installation.

    • @cowcatcherstudios5759
      @cowcatcherstudios5759 2 года назад +10

      @@AZunon I'm stealing that line from you

  • @Air1k757
    @Air1k757 10 месяцев назад

    Something interesting that I haven’t seen brought up YET. The AOT swords are practically giant box knives, which are made to stab first, then cut. The reason it is sectioned is to keep the tip of the blade as sharp as possible so stabbing is possible.

  • @DyspareEmbodied
    @DyspareEmbodied Год назад +2

    You forgot one major point: The AOT sword is meant specifically for killing Titans. You want a heavy, but very sharp blade for that, and yes, it will wear out faster, but thats why they carry several.

  • @zacharyshellhammer8520
    @zacharyshellhammer8520 Год назад +1213

    "blade alignment" *immediately drops the titan killer sideways* "see no cut"

    • @lonelyeye1813
      @lonelyeye1813 Год назад +38

      Fr I thought I was the only one who noticed it

    • @caligraham7798
      @caligraham7798 Год назад +49

      He Also dropped the Katana Sideways

    • @pointdelusion8491
      @pointdelusion8491 Год назад +74

      @@caligraham7798 Yea, he dropped both side ways and you can see the katana actually change to face downwards. The anime sword slightly turned.

    • @caligraham7798
      @caligraham7798 Год назад +19

      @@pointdelusion8491 Exactly What he Said About Blade Alignment Is Correct.

    • @gubsup5045
      @gubsup5045 Год назад +16

      Thats actually the most sense in the argument, he dropped both same way. The rest is bull.

  • @Mannvonkrieger
    @Mannvonkrieger Год назад +314

    "Which will you choose?"
    My great grandpa musket with bayonet: Hey.

    • @lordtachanka4297
      @lordtachanka4297 Год назад +16

      Just as the founding fathers intended

    • @snoote533
      @snoote533 Год назад +10

      ​@@lordtachanka4297
      Make sure he has his powered wig

    • @RajaIsThatGuy
      @RajaIsThatGuy 8 месяцев назад +5

      Stock for the blunt damage and bayonet for the sharp thing, nice

    • @SpilledMug
      @SpilledMug 7 месяцев назад +5

      Basically a spear that also goes kaboom, nice

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 5 месяцев назад +1

      Came here for this one lol

  • @powerflame1106
    @powerflame1106 Год назад +2

    These comments have both educated me on swords and shamed me a bit for my sword biases 😅

  • @lol_histicall4289
    @lol_histicall4289 2 месяца назад +1

    While that’s true the AOT blade is normally meant to be razor sharp and dropped that’s why you reload it

  • @jean-roschprudencio930
    @jean-roschprudencio930 Год назад +792

    This guy: Compares a real life historical sword to one from a cartoon.
    Also this guy: *Realism*

    • @notso_cody
      @notso_cody Год назад

      Which one

    • @doktor001
      @doktor001 Год назад

      The straight one are real

    • @thegamingcomrades1669
      @thegamingcomrades1669 Год назад +10

      @@doktor001 ok find me a historical use of a box cutter sword

    • @georgiepennywise7165
      @georgiepennywise7165 Год назад

      cartoon lol ok. i can see the video and comments are fulll of stuck ups

    • @bleh6339
      @bleh6339 Год назад

      Why are you clowning on him he's not even insulting you

  • @madamada3837
    @madamada3837 2 года назад +819

    _"So you'll have to eat as many potatoes as possible to keep your energy up"_
    Sasha: *They called me a madman...*

    • @Maleh_
      @Maleh_ 2 года назад +26

      I came to say this ahahahah

    • @ProfessionalKidnapper
      @ProfessionalKidnapper 2 года назад +29

      Sasha: *Eats potatoes in heaven*

    • @sandychen1381
      @sandychen1381 2 года назад +4

      Yes

    • @menotjaminie7975
      @menotjaminie7975 2 года назад +7

      the irish: casually starving in the distance

    • @IMPNT
      @IMPNT 2 года назад +2

      @@menotjaminie7975 🍀🍀🍀

  • @shinigami-uc8ci
    @shinigami-uc8ci Год назад +1

    I knew as soon as I heard "automatic edge alignment" this video is gonna be bogus

  • @maxtortarum4657
    @maxtortarum4657 Месяц назад

    I feel like the blades are shorter that’s why you can hold two, and the gas and jet packs would help give momentum and help dealing with the weight of holding two swords

  • @RetroKalki
    @RetroKalki Год назад +745

    Katana people wondering why the swords center of gravity can't save them from a 50 cal

    • @nathanielthomson6600
      @nathanielthomson6600 Год назад +22

      To be fair nothing short of like 3ft of armor platting is going to save you from a 50 cal

    • @Blowtorch87
      @Blowtorch87 Год назад +8

      @@nathanielthomson6600 dragonskin vests can if you get really lucky.

    • @johnnydjiurkopff
      @johnnydjiurkopff Год назад +3

      ​@@nathanielthomson6600 we talking AE or BMG?

    • @Luzum
      @Luzum Год назад +1

      @@johnnydjiurkopff BMG

    • @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447
      @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447 Год назад

      @@Blowtorch87 The sheer blow of the 50 cal bullet alone would most likely kill you if it didn't enter your body already

  • @BT-rl3nt
    @BT-rl3nt 2 года назад +564

    If I got a dollar every time they’ve talked about katanas creating an automatic edge alignment I’d have like a lot of dollars.

    • @theussrobs9475
      @theussrobs9475 2 года назад +8

      And no friends. Hey look! We made it back in our own reality.

    • @the4given196
      @the4given196 2 года назад +74

      @@theussrobs9475 why are you booing him hes right.
      and that entire curved blade helps with edge alinement thing is bs anyway.

    • @redmin3r311
      @redmin3r311 2 года назад +14

      @@theussrobs9475 Dang you are so funny, I got a group of your friends together so we could laugh at the joke....😐😑😶

    • @bloodbushcraft2467
      @bloodbushcraft2467 2 года назад +41

      Auto Edge alignment is a moot point when it's in your hand any way.

    • @GiskardRevenlov
      @GiskardRevenlov 2 года назад +7

      Yeah it's a really dumb point, it falling down straight isn't going to align someone's cuts

  • @popovski4385
    @popovski4385 4 месяца назад +1

    automatic edge alignment? bro just shut up, you just heard this from a reddit post. a katana wont magically correct your alignment if you hold the sword wrong or attack incorrectly

  • @SonOfTheLion
    @SonOfTheLion Месяц назад

    I imagine the segments would make the actual blade more likely to break at those segment points.

  • @sond.lollipop8919
    @sond.lollipop8919 2 года назад +50

    Tell you didn’t watch AOT without telling me you didn’t watch it. The series literally goes into great detail on why their specifically designed the way they are. High smooth cutting with quick disposability

    • @GreenTheScreen123
      @GreenTheScreen123 2 года назад

      Weeb

    • @Joe35836
      @Joe35836 2 года назад

      @Riccardo they were designed to cut the napes of 14m tall naked people with incredibly thick skin...of course it's not for the real world!

  • @asgarazwad8724
    @asgarazwad8724 Год назад +293

    Yeah well I don't plan on defending myself by dropping my weapon.

    • @cyrus3229
      @cyrus3229 Год назад

      Same here

    • @IHaveBeenDoingTaxFraud
      @IHaveBeenDoingTaxFraud Год назад

      Yeah its useless, who would actually think the auto alignment is useful?
      Your hand isnt some weak rubber that needs some support, youre literally holding it youre the one aligning it.

  • @erbol0011
    @erbol0011 2 месяца назад

    In anime they use straight blade because it is cheaper to produce+ they are consumables. They don't have time to polish blade so they discard old blade and use new one every time

  • @ironstarofmordian7098
    @ironstarofmordian7098 2 года назад +179

    "3 lbs of sword is hard for one arm"
    Rapier fencers: Ameture.

    • @cryptokingnftlover1109
      @cryptokingnftlover1109 Год назад +5

      fr this dude is just skinny asf

    • @MoldyOog
      @MoldyOog Год назад

      @@cryptokingnftlover1109 Honestly, I got a longsword on the heavier side for a solid chunk of change and I've just been working out and eating so I can train with it easier. (It's actually going extremely well so far.)

    • @alexanderthegreat5114
      @alexanderthegreat5114 Год назад +7

      What he doesn't say is that a katana is also three pounds. What a weeb...

    • @mrgamebus
      @mrgamebus Год назад +1

      @@alexanderthegreat5114 he didn't say it cause it isn't...

    • @memenazi7078
      @memenazi7078 Год назад

      @@mrgamebus 2 pounds who cares

  • @jello5303
    @jello5303 2 года назад +428

    Spears: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @RaevenKS
      @RaevenKS 2 года назад +6

      Pointy end goes poky poky your head :p

    • @TheWackyWorkbench
      @TheWackyWorkbench 2 года назад +11

      Shotgun: *evil laughter*

    • @Dam42069
      @Dam42069 2 года назад +5

      Sniper rifle: hahaha they don't even see me

    • @Whiskey-cr9dq
      @Whiskey-cr9dq 2 года назад +11

      @@Dam42069 nuclear weapon: atoms go brrrrrrrrr

    • @adityamahanta6438
      @adityamahanta6438 2 года назад +6

      Black hole :
      you guys are controlled..... pitiful

  • @EzekielDeLaCroix
    @EzekielDeLaCroix Год назад

    The point of the straight sword is utilized more than a curved. It's really important to straight sword fighting capability

  • @CloudingITS
    @CloudingITS 28 дней назад +2

    bro has not read aot before the fall

  • @jspr1272
    @jspr1272 Год назад +872

    This was made by someone who has never touched a straight sword in their life.

    • @CamelShaparack
      @CamelShaparack Год назад +100

      It's because they're gay

    • @DarknightRTG
      @DarknightRTG Год назад +22

      @@CamelShaparack based

    • @AWildRaito
      @AWildRaito Год назад +20

      @@CamelShaparack Chad

    • @joeyrozic1100
      @joeyrozic1100 Год назад +11

      you guys are so stupid. hes definitely touching money now. Because of all of you making fun of him xD

    • @CamelShaparack
      @CamelShaparack Год назад +1

      I am the 69th like to my comment, what a coïncidence

  • @myku1182
    @myku1182 Год назад +594

    Me who chose Nukes: *My goals are beyond your understanding*

    • @ratioaeg
      @ratioaeg Год назад +11

      Pov: netero vs meruem

    • @jdbible
      @jdbible Год назад +12

      random person in zombie apocalypse:dies
      me with a damn flamethrower:dogwater

    • @flyingcow5235
      @flyingcow5235 Год назад +3

      @@ratioaeg lmao

    • @ayrafpathan7948
      @ayrafpathan7948 Год назад +5

      Im gonna use the bioweapons.

    • @TabbyCatq
      @TabbyCatq Год назад +5

      According to school laws, Ill be using a plastic knife 😈😈😈

  • @adawg3032
    @adawg3032 13 дней назад

    Straight swords are better against armored enemies because thrust attacks can pierce armor and a curved blade of any sort is at a major disadvantage in this respect.

  • @mical2great
    @mical2great 2 года назад +183

    A weapon that allows me to travel at break neck speed will never be worse than a katana

    • @Rinue618
      @Rinue618 2 года назад +6

      I'm not advocating the katana but you should know that a dummy weapon wouldn't do the same as it does in real life.

    • @lambertmariano1680
      @lambertmariano1680 2 года назад +5

      you're thinking about 3d maneuver gear, the swords are a separate thing

    • @ryancroy
      @ryancroy 2 года назад +22

      @@lambertmariano1680 The odm gear and the swords are a packaged deal.
      What do you think the buttons on the handle are for?

    • @lambertmariano1680
      @lambertmariano1680 2 года назад +1

      @@ryancroy yeah but the maneuver gear isn't the weapon, the swords are.

    • @ryancroy
      @ryancroy 2 года назад +14

      @@lambertmariano1680 The odm gear is what makes the swords what they are.
      They are made to kill titans, and the odm gear, which is controlled by the swords, are used to get up there.
      Heck, the sheaths are pit in there as well.

  • @JIopemUncym
    @JIopemUncym 2 года назад +821

    "When the 2023 Titan outbreak comes, which one will you choose?"
    Hmm, I'll choose...
    Missle strikes. Plenty of them.

    • @lanx5705
      @lanx5705 2 года назад +28

      But if the neck isnt cut it will regenerate 🤓

    • @memejirosano3350
      @memejirosano3350 2 года назад

      @@lanx5705 my dude, the neck will be nonexistant after getting hit by a missile

    • @diehappy3997
      @diehappy3997 2 года назад +54

      Looks like you brought a sword to a missle strike fight.

    • @juandavidacunapinzon740
      @juandavidacunapinzon740 2 года назад +46

      @@lanx5705 bro misiles Stryker destroy the neck and head even if you are a freaking steel titan

    • @russianbias5681
      @russianbias5681 2 года назад +18

      Oh no, anyway * calls in 5 AGM's, 2 5000lbs bombs, 500 challenger 2 Mbt's, 50 F-35C Lightning II's, 50 F-22 Raptors, 5 AC-130 Hercules', 75 AH-64 Apache's, HMS Queen Elizabeth, 50 Type 45 destroyers, HMS Vanguard, 1 Trident II nuclear missile *.