7 Worst Jobs in the Galactic Empire Military

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  • Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024

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  • @shawn6860
    @shawn6860 2 года назад +337

    Imperial Aquatic Navy might be a terrible job. Given the Imperial standards on Tie Fighters, I would not trust their deep sea equipment any deeper than a swimming pool's deep end.

    • @Straswa
      @Straswa 2 года назад +42

      Yeah I feel sorry for the captain of an Imperial Utility trawler.
      Officer: "You there, you have failed to meet your quota of harvested fish!

    • @manhunter433
      @manhunter433 2 года назад +1

      Being a Scuba Trooper is all around bad. Your suit gets breached, odds are you're dead.

    • @kc9602
      @kc9602 2 года назад +14

      You mean their craft COULD float?

    • @DMSProduktions
      @DMSProduktions 2 года назад +8

      'Ohhh da pressure...'

    • @Springfield1191
      @Springfield1191 2 года назад +13

      Bruh, I wouldn't trust them with floaties in the shallow end.

  • @jameslewis2635
    @jameslewis2635 2 года назад +136

    I'd say that the worst jobs were probably any that brought you into contact with any members of the imperial leadership. After all, you could never tell whether you were going to be force choked for spilling Vader's coffee, have your home planet destroyed because Tarkin found the slightest fault or if some farm boy was about to launch a torpedo into your exhaust port.

  • @isaackim7675
    @isaackim7675 2 года назад +220

    Imperial Lieutenant, “Hold your fire. There’s no life forms onboard.”
    Imperial Gunner, “Hold your fire? What we’re gettpaid by the laser now?”
    Lieutenant, “You don’t make the regulations, Jerry! I do.”

    • @indianajones4321
      @indianajones4321 2 года назад +10

      Lol

    • @Straswa
      @Straswa 2 года назад +18

      "Those were the droids we were looking for"

    • @OhOh996
      @OhOh996 2 года назад +15

      *Shoots anway*
      "........Jensen? May I see you in office?"

    • @yung_andre
      @yung_andre Год назад +3

      Those are the best family guy episodes

    • @Brownie.-
      @Brownie.- 8 месяцев назад

      They didn’t shoot it so they could search the pod just incase. But it did bite them in the butt. Should’ve just blast it no need to search what other information the droids held.

  • @childishisnotachild7277
    @childishisnotachild7277 2 года назад +164

    6:21 I'd say being an At-At driver is not that bad of a job considering out of all the jobs in the imperial military. It has thick armor nearly impenetrable with even heavy guns and if they do end in up in a scenario of falling, it is not that hard to imagine that it's possible for them to survive, after surviving the fall they wouldn't be stranded either, they still got Speederbikes and I'm sure the power on board or at least some is still on, so they could request for back up using communications.

    • @namex5348
      @namex5348 2 года назад +14

      Good Point. However the at-at would be a Huge priority target because of it's massive Size and firepower. So If the enemy we're disciplined and skilled enough to take one on the At-at would be First to Go down probably

    • @rainbowscarface2496
      @rainbowscarface2496 2 года назад +13

      @@namex5348 if they were disciplined and skilled enough chances are you'd be dead no matter how they attacked lol

    • @namex5348
      @namex5348 2 года назад +7

      @@rainbowscarface2496 yeah but in a Bulky, slow, and Giant vehicle that Sticks Out Like a sore thumb the chances to escape are miniscule

    • @GrandmasterDevo
      @GrandmasterDevo 2 года назад

      @@namex5348 And when that thing goes down... Ooh, you're gonna feel it, boy. (Until you break your neck once the cockpit hits the ground).

    • @thunderK5
      @thunderK5 2 года назад +10

      Being able to drive your enemies before you and see them run. That can be a serious power trip, in a Dark Side way.

  • @herodaresfire4512
    @herodaresfire4512 2 года назад +44

    One of my favorite minor characters is Tenn Graneet, the man who actually fired the super laser. After Alderaan, he couldn't bring himself to fire it again, so he just kept repeating "stand by," all the while praying that something would stop it. Had he fired right away, all the Rebels on Yavin IV would've died. Luke would've destroyed the Death Star moments later regardless, but his delay saved the Rebellion.

  • @kingnaga619
    @kingnaga619 2 года назад +76

    The hyper intense training of TIE pilots is to counterbalance the flying coffin that is your average TIE fighter. Anyone half decent in that likely gets bumped up to the marginally less suicidal ships in the imperial fleet.

    • @BlackIce3190
      @BlackIce3190 2 года назад +4

      There is a reason they’re called coffin jockeys.

  • @earnestbrown6524
    @earnestbrown6524 2 года назад +67

    11:15 Then two floor chiefs dragged the "body" away, redressed him, gave him a larger mustache and he came back as Lt. Leopold the 2nd. Just like they trained in Death Star Orientation.

    • @violentscorl697
      @violentscorl697 2 года назад +7

      Love that sketch😂

    • @anthonymichaeleardley494
      @anthonymichaeleardley494 Год назад +2

      With a simple training presentation, a small group of officers have fooled a Sith Lord, however there is yet to be something that can fool a proton torpedo.

  • @PaulJWells-ud2eq
    @PaulJWells-ud2eq 2 года назад +73

    I would watch an animated "Star Wars Dirty Jobs" with Mike Rowe as a beleaguered HoloNet host droid.
    Disney+ needs to think weirder with stories.
    Great topic and video. Thanks

  • @indianajones4321
    @indianajones4321 2 года назад +321

    An officer near an angry Vader

    • @isaackim7675
      @isaackim7675 2 года назад +25

      Moral of the story: Never piss off Vader

    • @davidmauriciogutierrezespi5244
      @davidmauriciogutierrezespi5244 2 года назад +33

      Correction: any officer near Vader, because he even if he doesn't get mad at you, everyone else would be walking on egshells for a month after someone pissed him

    • @dogloversrule8476
      @dogloversrule8476 2 года назад +25

      @@davidmauriciogutierrezespi5244 being even on the same ship as Vader was like walking on eggshells in a mine field

    • @davidmauriciogutierrezespi5244
      @davidmauriciogutierrezespi5244 2 года назад +15

      @@dogloversrule8476 Yeah, never take a promotion to Death Squadron, or the Executor

    • @indianajones4321
      @indianajones4321 2 года назад +4

      @@davidmauriciogutierrezespi5244 very true

  • @g.williams2047
    @g.williams2047 2 года назад +21

    This is some good old fashioned Generation Tech right here.

  • @sundragon7703
    @sundragon7703 2 года назад +25

    Missed a terrible job classification. It is the IT group serving on any ship with Vader or the Emperor. Those leaders probably went through techs like a gamer with a bag of Cheetos. If the network glitches for whatever reason, someone is gonna catch hell regardless of fault or not.

  • @Archerdon88
    @Archerdon88 2 года назад +7

    3:15 “the planet disappeared in a mining accident” absolutely floored me 😂

  • @violetlight1548
    @violetlight1548 2 года назад +29

    AT-AT driver would actually be pretty fun, provided you had smaller walkers watching your undersides, and weren't up against snowspeeders. Just stepping on rebel scum would be quite enjoyable.

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc 2 года назад +4

      Until the Rebels eventually (and inevitably) find an AT weapon capable of blowing one of the legs off or call in proper air support from X/Y Wings.

  • @bobaoriley1912
    @bobaoriley1912 2 года назад +25

    I don’t know if this counts but shipbuilding would probably be high. Normal dangers building from very large projects and add risks like to falling your death on Corellia or the vacuum of space at Fondor shipyards.

    • @eruseayt9244
      @eruseayt9244 2 года назад +6

      depends on the safety standards probably

    • @Straswa
      @Straswa 2 года назад +6

      @@eruseayt9244 Considering what we saw of the ship-breaking facility on Bracca, the standards are low I think.

  • @jaden6211
    @jaden6211 2 года назад +23

    Being a scout trooper seems cool unless you run into a named character

    • @shawn6860
      @shawn6860 2 года назад +4

      That and the snide comments from storm troopers and Regular Imperial army units.

  • @lordMartiya
    @lordMartiya 2 года назад +4

    Nitpick on the Battle of Hoth: the Rebels lost almost all their Snowspeeder to pull the tow cable trick ONCE. The other AT-AT losses at that battle came from a Snowspeeder pilot discovering a weakness in the foot (namely that if you repeatedly shoot a certain spot for a prolonged period it disassembles), a guy with a lightsaber cutting a hole and throwing a bomb inside, and a kamikaze attack.

  • @brianschlicher59
    @brianschlicher59 2 года назад +17

    I always wanted to hear a joke about why there are no guard rails on landings and ridiculously deep pits.
    My thought was by not including safety rails the empire could build 3.4 more bases per 1000 bases by saving the endo steel that would have been used to build safety railing.

  • @Daron7181
    @Daron7181 2 года назад +11

    Having latrine/sanitation duty sucks in any military operation real or imagined.

  • @MaitreEtherion
    @MaitreEtherion 2 года назад +9

    Two points I want to talk about:
    - I higly recommad to read the The Death Star novel, it's just so awesome to know the position of gunner of DS1.
    - Yup, pilot of the empire is just sh**, i dont know why Baron Fel sign up twice for service XD

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 2 года назад

      Baron Fel is an Ace Combat protagonist; and I'd assume a reference to the Red Baron

  • @bored8321
    @bored8321 2 года назад +18

    We're still crapping on the Empire? Some of these jobs come with great benefits, including wonderful medical and dental care.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 2 года назад +7

      And you almost never have to worry about your retirement!

    • @residentrump3271
      @residentrump3271 2 года назад +2

      I heard Empire employees don't get paid holiday vacations, but they *DO* get free Sam's Club memberships....

    • @bored8321
      @bored8321 2 года назад +2

      @@residentrump3271 free Sam's Club memberships? Then by the force the Empire is the good guy!

    • @residentrump3271
      @residentrump3271 2 года назад +1

      @@bored8321 Not really. The Empire employees only get to use it once or twice before they get smoked anyway. General Grievous used to buy gloves in bulk from Sam's before...well, you know what happened to him

  • @luisemoralesfalcon4716
    @luisemoralesfalcon4716 2 года назад +23

    The accounts and the burial personnel. How do you explain to different cultures that their sons and daughters were cremated even if their remains came back complete?

    • @Fire157_
      @Fire157_ 2 года назад +1

      i don't think they'd care enough to inform the families of their lost ones

    • @luisemoralesfalcon4716
      @luisemoralesfalcon4716 2 года назад

      @@Fire157_ true enough

  • @HisShadow
    @HisShadow 2 года назад +7

    Tie Fighter design is so infuriating. They are far faster than the rebel fighters. Giving the Tie even the most basic shields that could block one or two blasts would have not only saved lives but also the Ties themselves.

  • @sashabraus9422
    @sashabraus9422 2 года назад +1

    I appreciate GT for writing out in Aurebesh in their videos as well for those not understanding Earth Basic.

  • @TimaeusEXE
    @TimaeusEXE 2 года назад +20

    I think the training for the Tie fighter was more for dedication instead of actual utility. The tie fighter screams quantity at it's honest worse. The best example as to how dime a dozen Tie Fighters and their pilots are was the battle of Scarif. Hundreds of Tie Fighters just poured out of the shield gate, and quite literally threw themselves at the rebels. They were engaging ships with point defense weapons and star fighter support it was basically suicide for the Tie Fighters. The idea wasn't to get someone useful in the cockpit but someone willing to fly a glass peashooter at the enemy. Hence all the empire propaganda poured into them during training.

    • @dekoldrick
      @dekoldrick 2 года назад

      Basically Kamikaze pilots with a least a small chance of coming back home.

  • @keithlivingstone2525
    @keithlivingstone2525 2 года назад +4

    The guy that cleaned the toilets on the Death Star. The Poopertrooper.....

  • @malarkey5323
    @malarkey5323 2 года назад +16

    Being Lord Vader’s underling is pretty bad

    • @Straswa
      @Straswa 2 года назад

      Maarek Stele succeeded at least.

  • @keithlivingstone2525
    @keithlivingstone2525 2 года назад +3

    The lady that washed down the cells on Detention Block AA. She didn’t want to do it but Darth Made her....

  • @krisgonynor689
    @krisgonynor689 2 года назад +6

    Every time I see Padmé now I wonder why she just doesn't summon Mjolnir and deal with the situation "Mighty Thor" style.

    • @residentrump3271
      @residentrump3271 2 года назад +1

      She should've called her friend Leon. He's a professional

  • @martesdeo
    @martesdeo 2 года назад +4

    Your like the History Channel of the Star Wars Unvierse

  • @cubeshots7225
    @cubeshots7225 2 года назад +5

    The worst job is the sand trooper they had to work in small groups and in a hot climate

    • @residentrump3271
      @residentrump3271 2 года назад +1

      ...not to mention sand is coarse and gets everywhere....

    • @cubeshots7225
      @cubeshots7225 2 года назад +1

      @@residentrump3271 nice that also how anakin felt about sand

  • @Starwarsgeek-nx9pq
    @Starwarsgeek-nx9pq 2 года назад +1

    So going onto your point about the TIE Pilots having good training but low budget gear is actually a fair point. The reason why is because of just cost. The cost of TIEs were cheap so it was easy on the budget. But the reason they were given the good training is so that they can always preform at their very best. The US Marines have a similar way of training (coming from a marine) we get trained rigorously and the training can be very difficult but it helps because when we get issued our gear and eventually have to fight in combat with the cheapest BS the military can buy we can preform above and beyond what is required of us.

  • @scottishbananaclan
    @scottishbananaclan 2 года назад +2

    Let's pay respects for the lower level officers and beurecrats who had to manage all the logistics and paperwork for transitioning the republic to the empire.

  • @crabenjoyer2556
    @crabenjoyer2556 2 года назад +6

    I imagine this guy lives in a jedi monestary contemplating his infinite knowledge of the Star Wars Universe

  • @patwiggins6969
    @patwiggins6969 2 года назад +2

    Thought you were going to mention the lack of a railing there

  • @user-Jay178
    @user-Jay178 2 года назад +7

    I would say being a stormtrooper or death star technician as they were near the death star laser.

  • @armorbearer9702
    @armorbearer9702 2 года назад +6

    (2:05) I feel bad for these gunners. It's like the guys that were involved in the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. You had to overcome some major mental hurdles in order to move on. If anyone wants to know how firing weapons of mass destruction can affect one's life, look up the story of Claude Eatherly.

  • @levierickson7321
    @levierickson7321 2 года назад +5

    There is a reasonable correlation between TIE Fighters and the A6M “Zero”

  • @shadowrising6387
    @shadowrising6387 2 года назад +2

    Unfortunately I don't think they give you a choice where you go after all "you are no longer serving yourself, you serve the empire"

  • @neofulcrum5013
    @neofulcrum5013 2 года назад +2

    Being a tie pilot, a stormtrooper, an officer under Vader etc.

  • @blackc1479
    @blackc1479 2 года назад +2

    Don't forget that the tunnel techs also don't even get a railing.

  • @robertgreaney7378
    @robertgreaney7378 2 года назад +1

    best vid from gen tech in a while glad to see a return to form

  • @916009
    @916009 2 года назад +2

    Worst? Guy who dumps Vaders biological waste tank

  • @andrewmaderer1989
    @andrewmaderer1989 2 года назад +2

    Letter from the Imperial VA to laser tunnel techs on the Death Star: Your acute radiation poisoning has been deemed not service related.

  • @tommyfox854
    @tommyfox854 2 года назад +3

    I think those are the *ONLY* jobs in the Empires' military, but I'm probably wrong; long comment short, just *being* apart of the Empires' military is a death sentence even if you never fired your blaster once.

  • @DarknessGuard
    @DarknessGuard 2 года назад +2

    Sucks to be employed on so many key positions according to the Galactic Empire policies. Makes me wonder if the working conditions in the Old Sith Empire were better or worse.

  • @Omnipotentkami
    @Omnipotentkami 2 года назад +1

    Any Admiral in Vader's Death Squadron tasked to catch the Falcon.
    Remember Battlefront 2 with the Prison break on the Death Star?
    Whoever worked on Scarif after Rogue One.
    The first Death Star architect. Legends especially proved that.
    Whoever has to drive the AT-TP.
    The Dark Trooper program.
    The Endor unit when the Ewoks get hungry and it's night time. Bonus points after the Rebels won.

  • @TechnicalJimActual
    @TechnicalJimActual 2 года назад +4

    Honestly, working for the Empire seems to be just the worst. I mean, the Sith literally get their power from being assholes & most of the higher ups benefit from being dicks as well. No normal person benefits from that in a way that could be worth it by any stretch of the imagination.

  • @sirhenry9313
    @sirhenry9313 2 года назад +2

    The worst job in the Galactic Empire?
    Palpy McScrotumFace's beauty therapist. Can you imagine trying to clean that?

  • @beerlite6940
    @beerlite6940 Год назад

    Imperial Plumber. That’s gotta be up there. Imagine how many toilets are flushing at any given moment on a Star destroyer or the Death Star? That’s some major TP usage

  • @LordBloodraven
    @LordBloodraven 2 года назад +1

    The best nickname for Scout Troopers: Tree "Dodgers"

  • @VictoryFireStudios
    @VictoryFireStudios 2 года назад +1

    9:43, it looks like there's some ray barrier between them and the laser

  • @georgecristiancripcia4819
    @georgecristiancripcia4819 2 года назад

    TIE fighter were very good when they did not go against main characters with huge plot armour.And in the movies i did not see one fighter with shields.From ARC-170 to X-Wing,if they are piloted by extras,they go done from 1 or 2 shots.

  • @Straswa
    @Straswa 2 года назад +1

    Great vid GenTech, I enjoy your content.

  • @wisdumbgaming9316
    @wisdumbgaming9316 2 года назад +2

    Awesome!

  • @dogloversrule8476
    @dogloversrule8476 2 года назад +1

    You forgot about under city police, the Inquisitors

  • @thechaoscraftcamtcc3770
    @thechaoscraftcamtcc3770 2 года назад

    Don't forget one of the most memorable lines given out by Vader - 'Apology accepted, Captain Needa.' That dumb sod was just like Ozzel, choked to death, but this was earlier in the trilogy... I think... I don't really remember...
    And how about this: had Return of the Jedi turned out different, Vader would've likely killed the rest of the 501st that'd served on Endor protecting the shield generator bunker for their sheer incompetence and rebuilt his personal legion from the ground up. That would've been one of the worst jobs then, serving in Vader's personal legion that'd failed to protect the second Death Star and thus under intense scrutiny by the Dark Lord at all times.

  • @MrANTICRAZY
    @MrANTICRAZY 2 года назад

    Also the speeder bikes might blow up depending on where they're manufactured. Lol!

  • @clavenbostic8212
    @clavenbostic8212 2 года назад +2

    You forgot Amazon warehouse and delivery driver

  • @toddkurzbard
    @toddkurzbard 2 года назад

    "Why, yes, Sir, I would LOVE to service this Death Star laser tunnel...uhh, what's that light coming towards me?"

  • @megashadowdancer1
    @megashadowdancer1 Год назад

    Admiral Piett spinoff!! Coolest under stress ever

  • @angryfatguy4503
    @angryfatguy4503 Год назад

    And let's not forget the old cliche about the guy standing in the barrel of the death Star. They don't even get the poor bastards a handrail to stop them from falling in. I have a feeling these are the guys who pissed off Tarkin at some point

  • @scottgalbraith7461
    @scottgalbraith7461 2 года назад +1

    High catwalk patrol is pretty bad too.

  • @sheevpalpatine2128
    @sheevpalpatine2128 2 года назад

    In the star wars galaxy, i am the danger. Just ask Mace Windows 🤣

  • @Hapa45lolo
    @Hapa45lolo 2 года назад +2

    Fun fact they hesitated at Yavin 4 on purpose

  • @weelzneal4768
    @weelzneal4768 2 года назад

    Light saber in the background gave me an idea of a jedi / sith using a hover board. Boomers will either love it as a nod to Back to the future or they'll hate it saying "they're just appealing to kids ughh we need more wizards fighting politicians, not zoomers zooming"

  • @appo9357
    @appo9357 2 года назад +1

    Stormtrooper installing a toilet main on the second Death Star.

  • @Shakkarz
    @Shakkarz 2 года назад

    the bata tanks are probably stored close proximity through to the corridors of the death laser of the death Star probably.

  • @robertjensen1438
    @robertjensen1438 2 года назад +3

    Somebody really needs to explain to George Lucas the concept of safety railing.

    • @kathyfriedhoff9152
      @kathyfriedhoff9152 2 года назад

      It's Disney

    • @robertjensen1438
      @robertjensen1438 2 года назад

      @@kathyfriedhoff9152 it was lucas.

    • @kathyfriedhoff9152
      @kathyfriedhoff9152 2 года назад

      @@robertjensen1438 ok maybe both are involved I don't know much about this this unholy unrealistic nonsense that's why they are better shows out there peace out

  • @Starfleet8555
    @Starfleet8555 2 года назад

    I feel bad for those poor Death Star technicians. Empire is so cheap they don't put a some kind of barrier between them and the super laser. I really hope the Empire has some really good medical insurance.

  • @h.c.bollinger6281
    @h.c.bollinger6281 Год назад

    Allen, as a retired Marine and former senior instructor at Quantico Officer training I find you extremely well read. You have a Command and Staff or War College level education. I wanted to ask what is you military background or what was your inspiration and guide to your studies. 8:58

  • @brandengonzalez4633
    @brandengonzalez4633 2 года назад

    Can do the Republic next please

  • @oldmanjim2376
    @oldmanjim2376 2 года назад

    Vader had messed up at one point and when they were on the DS1, he was actually subordinate to Tarkin per the Emperor's order.

  • @KonjakTheSober
    @KonjakTheSober 2 года назад +7

    If I had an army in the star wars universe it would consist of forcesensetive clone wookies in mandalorian armor.

    • @jazermano
      @jazermano 2 года назад +3

      By the force... That would be horrifyingly cracked in any battle sim. And stupidly difficult and expensive to maintain, equip, and train. Wookies aren't light eaters, and beskar is actually probably rarer than platinum.

    • @KonjakTheSober
      @KonjakTheSober 2 года назад +1

      @@jazermano Perhaps but
      I´m just having fun

    • @jazermano
      @jazermano 2 года назад +1

      @@KonjakTheSober I'd honestly love it, but I was pulling a bit of an Allen and analysing it rationally. But I mean, if you could make an army that could live off of cool-factor... I shudder to think of the power you could gain.

    • @biggsdarklighter0473
      @biggsdarklighter0473 2 года назад +1

      If clones could be force-sensitive... without succumbing to additional health risks.

    • @Straswa
      @Straswa 2 года назад +1

      @@jazermano Excellent points, logistics is the Achilles heel to any military strategy.

  • @jamesfry8983
    @jamesfry8983 2 года назад +1

    I always thought the worst job was cleaning the methane breather's toilets

  • @thirdcoastfirebird
    @thirdcoastfirebird 2 года назад

    So basically it would be better to be a janitor at the Mos Eisley cantina than work for the Empire.

  • @residentrump3271
    @residentrump3271 2 года назад +1

    You forgot the guy who has to empty and replace Darth Vader's colostomy bags. Particularly unpleasant after taco tuesday in the Death Star cafeteria

  • @yagdtigercommander
    @yagdtigercommander 2 года назад

    Another thing to add about Darth Vader only being accountable to Empire Palpatine. Is that often Palpatine found it amusing and even hilarious at times when he was present witnessing Darth Vader Punishing his minions. So the only man who really could save your life as a minion to the empire often didn't care because he was complete pyschopath who murdered his entire family when he was young. So Old sheev wouldn't think twice about Vader slaughtering minions he deemed to incompetent do there jobs the only way it would happen if Palpatine still thought the individual or individuals were still useful as tool in some capacity to the Empire.

  • @joshuadelbelbelluz8325
    @joshuadelbelbelluz8325 2 года назад

    Can you please continue the separatist alliance vs earth series please

  • @myplane150
    @myplane150 2 года назад +1

    Can someone tell me which comic book number 1 is from? The reaction for Moff Tarkin regarding the gunners... thx. ☺

  • @CloneScavengerVulpin8389
    @CloneScavengerVulpin8389 2 года назад +1

    Stormtrooper: "for the empire."

  • @Wavemaninawe
    @Wavemaninawe 2 года назад

    Allen missed 3...
    8. Dolphin wrangler
    9. Prison guard on Kashyyk
    10. Death Star janitor

  • @BlackIce3190
    @BlackIce3190 2 года назад

    You mentioned Death Gunners, and didn’t include Tenn Graneet?

  • @h21lad13
    @h21lad13 2 года назад +2

    I still have no idea like why tf would the empire the clone trooper program aren’t clone trooper physically and mentally better and also loyal af to the point of following order 66 without hesitation which spoiler alert
    could literally implant loyalty chips so u wouldn’t need to fear desertion or whatever

    • @LegoBob4123
      @LegoBob4123 2 года назад +2

      The clones were expensive and the Empire thought they could use regular people since there wasn't a galactic war happening. The Empire felt it didn't need top quality soldiers for policing/security work and putting down a insurrection every so often. Also the Kamino Uprising might have turned them away from clones. (RIP EU)

    • @Zeb0101
      @Zeb0101 2 года назад +1

      The empire military volume is like 10 times bigger than the republics' , pretty sure every credit count when reducing costs to achieve that

    • @scoutman66
      @scoutman66 2 года назад

      @@Zeb0101 I hate the fucking idea that the Empire has managed to keep all of the 120 star systems they control in check because "Hurr durr there were just a lot of Stormtroopers." Do you really think that they would be able to keep an entire planet under their rule for even just over a year if all of their soldiers truly suck at their jobs so much?

  • @jeffreycarman2185
    @jeffreycarman2185 2 года назад

    These are only the onscreen dirty jobs. I assume that a sanitation worker in the depths of Coruscant would be worse.

  • @Chisszaru
    @Chisszaru 2 года назад

    Being an officer near a sith is never good. You end up dead quicker than you can manage even the worst things ever, meaning that being close to Darth Vader is a death sentence. If you ever commit a crime, a really bad one at that, then maybe we should send you to Lord Vader and let him decide your fate, but you'll most likely just end up more dead than an ant being close to a 5 year old kid. Good luck surviving

  • @dennishenderson1644
    @dennishenderson1644 2 года назад +2

    nice

  • @STB-jh7od
    @STB-jh7od 2 года назад

    Being an Admiral-most likely to die by Vader's force choke.

  • @BennyProductions
    @BennyProductions 2 года назад

    why does the narrator sound like pete davidson

  • @daveellis3048
    @daveellis3048 2 года назад +1

    I was gonna say Sanitation lol. Just ask Finn

  • @CT-Wreck
    @CT-Wreck 2 года назад

    Being on the same planet as Emperor.

  • @mikehaddan4
    @mikehaddan4 2 года назад

    Al you missed sanitation worker 9n death star

  • @starflameroyale
    @starflameroyale 2 года назад

    i just feel terrible for those two pointless guys who just have to sit there and get cooked by the insane heat that must be coming off the superlaser

  • @josephnowak6802
    @josephnowak6802 2 года назад +1

    So the empire had the lowest unemployment rate?

  • @mmraf1
    @mmraf1 2 года назад

    Well Thrawn wouldve made them better but all of that funding went to the death stars production. So, blame the skimping on the superweapon

  • @Hina_Hanta
    @Hina_Hanta Год назад

    The Sith are impatient? I would say Rule of 2 era Sith tend to be very patient, especially Sidious.

  • @KamikazeMedias
    @KamikazeMedias 2 года назад +1

    Death Star 1 is undesirable post over all.

  • @christopherort2889
    @christopherort2889 2 года назад

    cool video

  • @Chris-wp8po
    @Chris-wp8po Год назад

    There's a reason they call TIE pilots 'coffin jockies'.

  • @johnnymonsters9717
    @johnnymonsters9717 2 года назад

    Smart engineering Tie fighter? More like worst fighter made

  • @privard89
    @privard89 2 года назад

    7 best jobs to have next!