@@Shaymin0 Oh mate trust me I know what you mean, my brother was killed in a mugging by a tulip. Believe me you have my sympathies, it's terrible what some of these plants do behind closed doors
I’m quite upset that Review Brah doesn’t tell us what era his suit and tie patterns are from in the description anymore... that seemed like a pretty important aspect to his videos. BRING IT BACK!
Matt Turner That’s why I’m here. I just noticed I have a free medium two-topping pizza in my Pizza Hut Rewards account. But I needed a well-informed opinion.
@@Gavinp888 nothing can beat "my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined". He needs that logo with some different, even unrelated, images.
There’s nothing I love more than food shoved in the camera unfocused. The fact that you keep this tradition up every episode is what keeps me coming back.
It was better in the 70 s and 80 s because the mix the dough fresh every day! Now its frozen , to cut labor cost !! It used to taste really buttery ! I work part time there for 35 years
You are so right it was great in the 80s and then it got terrible when huge corporations involved. And they also took out trans fats. It kill and take out food .
Oddly, their pan pizza was the only thing I kind of liked. I felt all the other doughs at Pizza Hut are terrible. Stuffed crust kind of has this weird mass manufactured taste while that crispy caramelized bottom crust of the pan pizza was one of the defining factors of it.
They make it in a factory, then somehow shrink it into a disk, package it and ship to the stores. Stores then let it thaw out overnight. When I worked there in 2005 to 2007 we still had a mixer and made pan dough every day. The hand tossed at the time was in the previously mentioned disk format. Right before I left the company they started to switch to the disks for pan crust. Another thing I really miss is the edge pizza and sweet sauce that would go on it, or other pizzas by request (known to some as the big new yorker sauce).
Bruhh I remember being subscribed to this dude years ago around 2012 he only had a few thousand followers now he has over 1 million! That's insane I totally forgot about you. I signed into this RUclips account after so many years and I see you doing it big now. Congratulations man!
I just left an rgm position at the hut. We've been selling these for several months. The crispiness issue comes from the new pans. They haven't had enough time to be seasoned really good yet. The old pans, some of them were well over 20 years old. Aluminum pans that looked like a cast iron skillet. The new pans are still shiny.
Pizza Hut USED to be good, in the 1980’s. The pan pizza you got when eating in was pretty great. It’s like they went “cheaper” over the years, but at the same prices. So Pizza Hut WAS good in the past.
uRepent before he opened the box I said “if he approves of this pizza, I’ll get it today with pepperoni and spinach” and I felt spiritually connected to him when he opened the box
review brah: you might be saying review brah, what is that green stuff on the pizza? well that’s pepperoni. me: ??? review brah: and the green stuff is... spinach
He POINTED to the pepperoni and said “well, THAT’S pepperoni,” then pointed to the spinach and said, “And the green stuff is spinach.” This is a VIDEO. WATCH and pay attention, dimwit.
You said the toppings look a little spaced out. I was a general manager for a couple of pizza chains. Most of the time if a pizza is on sale, the amount of the toppings are less, and sometimes the cheese as well. A lot of times when I order a pizza from pizza hut online they charge a extra dollar for the pan crust. I think I will try it. That pizza did look good. It looks like they put more cheese than the one I go to.
During the 78-82 time frame I worked at a Pizza Hut and the pan pizza dough had to be made at night and sat in the cooler over night. to rise. Once baked in the ovens it would rise to 2" and it was great. The crust was crispy and held the toppings together well. Now that all pizza's are bake in conveyor ovens I guess thick crust can't be baked in these ovens.
They changed it dramatically in the early Nineties. Publicly. It was far better in the Eighties, mostly because they served it much hotter and actually let the cheese melt and get crispy on the edges. Haven't tried this newest recipe, though.
At some point, Pizza Hut quit making the dough in the stores. They use dough that is made off site and trucked in nowadays. The difference is noticeable, IMO.
@TheReportOfTheWeek This is perfect timing. I bought a Pizza Hut Pan pizza today just because it's going away. It was our family pizza growing up (1 pizza place 3k pop town)
As someone who works at pizza hut I can tell you that the pan is different, but I don't think people have grasped the extra crispy part. You are supposed to spray the crust with oil before proofing it. Though people are so used to not doing it that it has been getting skipped a bunch.
At 5:56 Reviewbrah looks at the plane interrupting his review and, with his eyes, gives the pilots heart attacks, bringing the plane down in the next state. He then placates the worried audience with "that noise is just my ears." It wasn't. Camera shake at 6:13 confirms the crash.
Listen to my new podcast at ruclips.net/video/ln1LVoTkM4o/видео.html
American pizza is disgusting
You know I’ll be there
Of course! Anything for you brah!
Love the podcast!
Hold on, how did you comment before the release of your video?
I'm glad he specified the plant was friendly, it looked at little hostile
I was about to like your comment before I saw the number of likes. I don't want to throw the balance of the universe off.
Nvm, ;(
@@illusiverl7902 Big sad :(.
@@illusiverl7902 it's okay I realigned it by being the 100th like
You may be making fun of it but the last potted plant I sat in front of stabbed me.
@@Shaymin0 Oh mate trust me I know what you mean, my brother was killed in a mugging by a tulip. Believe me you have my sympathies, it's terrible what some of these plants do behind closed doors
“I’ve never eaten a mattress yet.”
“yet”
I look forward to that food review.
Laying on starving mattress review
I'll buy the bed he eats
@@Fluid_McCree 💀😂😂
"I've never had the courage to eat a whole scorn, but one day I swear I will"
Stole Subways recipe for yoga mat.
Thank you for bringing the news to the people, true on the ground journalism.
A true young pimp.
moobang Our lord and savior keeps us up to date on all the news
666th like
I honestly don’t like his intro like it’s kinda annoying but he let us know
Other journalists should learn from this guy than worry about a political pizza.😂
"I think it's 62 percent"
My lord, if you say it's 62 percent, it is 62 percent.
Zac Shook me too
😂
Lmao 😂
62% of the time it works... everytime!
MI LORDDDDDDDDD
"Sometimes I'm a enigma to myself"
Brah's power is more of what he imagine.
Pizza Hut just became the enema of its former self.
"You can see over my shoulder there's a plant. A friendly plant." Straight up sounds like bob ross
ReviewBruh. Bob Ross. Mister Rogers. The three gods of chill.
but bob ross's disappointment was never immeasurable, nor was his day ever ruined
Unlike that plant in Maniac Mansion
I read this at the exact moment he said it....
Bob Ross reincarnate
"Sometimes I remain an enigma to myself"
Today I learned even a God questions what he is sometimes....
Brah works in mysterious ways.
Brah moment
I was reading this right as he said it.
In Brah's name, Amen.
1000th like, satisfying
*Plane flies overhead*
So happy to see the air team I hired is protecting our leader
Dylan Tran what plane?
There was a plane-like sound, but that was just his ears
Who's your leader agent orange?
All fighters form up
he has kinda big ears. maybe he was referring to his ears as airplane wings?
You mean his ears
I’m quite upset that Review Brah doesn’t tell us what era his suit and tie patterns are from in the description anymore... that seemed like a pretty important aspect to his videos. BRING IT BACK!
Only he can have access
huh? @@cassiusrichardson9895
i love spinach on pizza. proud of you
hi bird
yumm
More like Sin-ach
Spinach is a high profit , low flavor item. Frozen: pass
As he's eating he is processing 5,000,000 terabytes of info per second just to comprehend this pizza
And that's just 0.000001% of his power
@@toxik_bucket review brah is not bound by the constraints of time and space.
5,000,000 terabytes = 5,000 petabytes = 5 exabytes
@@skoto8219 that equals to 1 niggabyte
@@0xstk username checks out
Hes so complicated yet so simple... my favourite paradox
Hey uhhhh why is this so true????
A simple man with sophisticated taste :)
What is complicated about him, am I missing something?
@Kai Hall No because he is the reincarnation of Jesus
Hello friendly plant 🌱🌿👋goodbye spinach
I watched this video. Ordered the pizza. You should get 10%
Matt Turner That’s why I’m here. I just noticed I have a free medium two-topping pizza in my Pizza Hut Rewards account. But I needed a well-informed opinion.
ReviewBrah: *puts open pizza in front of camera*
Me: *sniffs*
BRUH
Me too
Omg
omg same
@@fan2kobaladdu79 lol how'd your phone/computer smell?
This man is actually hilarious. His wit is top notch. We love reviewbrah.
So underrated.
@Kent Drummond you aren't obligated to watch.
@Kent Drummond Uhhh he didnt say you cant watch, he said you arent OBLIGATED to.
@Kent Drummond BLASPHEMY! Our Lord never tires!
Kent Drummond BLASPHEMER! DEGENERATES LIKE YOU BELONG ON A CROSS!!!
Doesn't that airplane pilot realize there in a no fly zone while this major food tasting video is in production.
Currently Pizza Hut R&D is scrambling to create the crispier crust our lord demands.
I wish they'd invent Pizza Inn thin crust.
It’s too late. Our orbital guns are in position. Lord Brah has authorized indiscriminate fire. We will burn everything they’ve created.
Phil Swift “You May fire when ready.”
D3ath8yBac0n totally not the Death Star and absolutely something completely original and different is at 100% firing capacity. Fire the turbo laser!
This guy talk's like a conversation in a Tarantino Movie
Peter...you nailed it😂😂😂
Just waiting for him to spew out the line "did you see a sign that said dead ni***** storage?!"
Nope.
Except Tarantino is interesting
@@davidlink2753 how dare you!
4:00
"You can see over my shoulder a plant, a friendly plant saying hello." -Reviewbrah 2019
He needs to make merch with that
@@babarhead6956 I was about to say that
@@Gavinp888 nothing can beat "my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined". He needs that logo with some different, even unrelated, images.
*Plane flies overhead*
“That noise is just my ears”
????????
Ajj 217
Don’t you know God’s can make various strange noises
It's an optical illusion. When ears move fast enough, they appear to not be moving at all.
I thought he said just in my ears....not that it makes it any less ???
It's a joke about how his ears are akin to a plane's wings and make the same noise.
Don't question our God like that
"That noise is just my ears." (no follow up)
Comedy GOLD. I litterally laughed out loud, like a good, belly laugh.
Graeme Gunn me too
Okay I’m glad I wasn’t the only person that found this hilarious for no reason
/r/thathappened
@@ListenToPumpkinMusic u dont think somebody laughed?
@Elitedevil why not
There’s nothing I love more than food shoved in the camera unfocused. The fact that you keep this tradition up every episode is what keeps me coming back.
It was better in the 70 s and 80 s because the mix the dough fresh every day! Now its frozen , to cut labor cost !! It used to taste really buttery ! I work part time there for 35 years
Yeah their pizza taste like its frozen. It definitely doesn't taste as good as it used too.
You are so right it was great in the 80s and then it got terrible when huge corporations involved. And they also took out trans fats. It kill and take out food .
The pan dough is not frozen still made daily or was until the new recipe
@@ender554-b8e ts still frozen ! Belive me !
I wish to see more of the Friendly plant. 🌱
Kinda hoping it's in the next vid, I wanna see progress reports
Friendly Plant reviews fertilizers and/or bottled water?
Rewiew Brah made the plant watch how he eats his fallen brothers on top of a peperroni pizza this is so cruel im shaking and crying rn
Midnight Animewatch A god can’t always show mercy, then the people wouldn’t fear him
Stan I obey him through love and total devotion
The power this man has over life and death is truly something we must fear.
@5:55 the pizza gods are speaking to him
your worst nightmare no that noise is just his ears
69 likes, as all things should be, perfectly balanced
@@amnapanna reality is often dissapointing.
for a second i thought there was another person living in the reviewbrah universe. WHO could this person be!? but its just his ears.
Facts
*_God this is visual ASMR. I like simple, crisp, movements._*
Such refreshing content.. Hilarious witty deadpan delivery
Stephen Curtin G’day Stephen
Some people don't get that and think he's being serious.
@Sal Dimarchese LOL
He looks so happy in the thumbnail :)
I hope he is always happy
He is throughout the video too
GE
Sorry, where did we ask for your opinion? Don’t insult God, you blasphemer.
Explains the nice weather
:)
re. not as crispy
IOW. they messed with the one quality their core customer base likes most about their product. This sounds like "New Coke."
Pepsi is better
Hopefully, they will just be able to cook it slightly differently to get the crunch back.
Oddly, their pan pizza was the only thing I kind of liked. I felt all the other doughs at Pizza Hut are terrible. Stuffed crust kind of has this weird mass manufactured taste while that crispy caramelized bottom crust of the pan pizza was one of the defining factors of it.
@@ryomashouta5046 no
Charlemagne Longinus my thoughts exactly
I am watching the sun on sunday , my happiness is immeasurable
S w E n e K A f and my day is made
I wasn’t sure wether or not to respond to the plant’s “hello”. But now that I know it is friendly I have begun correspondence.
Great plant 10/10
😂
Modern pizza hut pan pizza is trash compared to the 80s/90s. Used to be much higher quality.
They make it in a factory, then somehow shrink it into a disk, package it and ship to the stores. Stores then let it thaw out overnight.
When I worked there in 2005 to 2007 we still had a mixer and made pan dough every day. The hand tossed at the time was in the previously mentioned disk format.
Right before I left the company they started to switch to the disks for pan crust.
Another thing I really miss is the edge pizza and sweet sauce that would go on it, or other pizzas by request (known to some as the big new yorker sauce).
For sure Pizza Hut good in the 80-90s!
I agree
Agreed 100%
It was insanely good in the early 90's.
"that noise is just my ears"
What did he mean by this
vietnam flashbacks
Hes schizophrenic and was saying that it was just him having a hallucination
@@magnumxlpi he's a god and was saying something we will never be able to comprehend
quite obviously, noise doesn't exist without ears. so that noise is just a product of stimulation of the inner ear.
I think he meant flying like Dumbo since it was really a plane.
At first I thought it said ban pizza, but after all a pizza hut without pizza is just a hut
Salad hut
Bot or just another carbon copy of Justin Y?
Burger King foot lettuce
@@joaquinremalante8160 ?
Pizza the Hut without Vinnie is still Pizza the Hut
No jacket? Very casual. Most uncharacteristic.
It gets hot in Florida.
everyone knows that quality pizza has a crunch and crispiness. Too much softness feels like risen crust store pizza
Bruhh I remember being subscribed to this dude years ago around 2012 he only had a few thousand followers now he has over 1 million! That's insane I totally forgot about you. I signed into this RUclips account after so many years and I see you doing it big now. Congratulations man!
5:54 - reviewbrah having PTSD about his time in the war
Look at his hand. He's pulling the trigger!
You can even hear the sounds of war playing in his mind
4:02 Hello friendly plant! 👋You improved my day, thank you!
DangerCrow G’day Mate
Glad that’s a friendly plant, and not an aggressive plant.
Feed me, Seymour!
Dill Pickle G’day Dill Pickle
Noooo!!! I LOVED their original crispy thick pan pizza! Don’t mess with the original! Thank you for letting us know they changed!
M P Their Rectangle Pan pizzas are still the same original crispy thick pan, it’s only the Circle pizzas that changed ;)
"You might of thought I just chopped up one of my ties and sprinkled it on there" lmao that was actually cleaver
TheNineDivides clever*
Mr. Week just wanted to wish you a good June
You mean Mr. Month?
Mr. Olympia
Mr. Wick?
The plant kingdom needed put in its place, so this Titan slain one of their own and forced them to watch.
😂😂😂😂😂
love this lore
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Running on empty,
Food Review
Bars
Tupac wants to know your location.
fooooooood, REVIEW!
Ha that was perfect
He looks so adorable when he looks up at the plane
I just left an rgm position at the hut. We've been selling these for several months. The crispiness issue comes from the new pans. They haven't had enough time to be seasoned really good yet. The old pans, some of them were well over 20 years old. Aluminum pans that looked like a cast iron skillet. The new pans are still shiny.
It’s all bread, no sauce and only a thin layer of toppings. Go away Pizza Hut
Truth. Pizza hut is garbage.
Nunyo Bidness also over priced
A real nigga makes their own pizza.
Peter Nadreau omg lil Caesars does taste like 711 EBT pizza lmao perfect description. Cheap for a reason. It sucks
Pizza Hut USED to be good, in the 1980’s. The pan pizza you got when eating in was pretty great. It’s like they went “cheaper” over the years, but at the same prices. So Pizza Hut WAS good in the past.
"Now, I've never eaten a matress, so lets see how it holds up."
MrTwinkieWinky “yet” lol
@@noahbecerra never eaten a mattress perhaps, but I'll bet he's bitten a few pillows...Ha,Ha!!!
Spinach on pizza?
I see you're a man if culture as well 😌
uRepent before he opened the box I said “if he approves of this pizza, I’ll get it today with pepperoni and spinach” and I felt spiritually connected to him when he opened the box
The friendly plant appears to be a young avocado. Thank you, dear plant, for watching over our Beloved.
It will sustain him in 5 to 6 years to come
Avocados will do that
review brah: you might be saying review brah, what is that green stuff on the pizza? well that’s pepperoni.
me: ???
review brah: and the green stuff is... spinach
That's some really old pepperoni, complete with a decent amount of botulism 😄
Fun fact: Peperoni means Chili in German. A peperoni pizza would fuck you up over here 😁(and it could be mostly green)
He POINTED to the pepperoni and said “well, THAT’S pepperoni,” then pointed to the spinach and said, “And the green stuff is spinach.” This is a VIDEO. WATCH and pay attention, dimwit.
Forget church. This is the real Sunday service.
Chris Maverick or watch it during church🤔
Funny how I went to chruch today...😂😂😂
My pastor just turned this on rather than do his sermon. He said 'Thank God for Pizza Amen.' and honestly we all shouted AMEN.
@@HeavyMetal-jy4vj Dang... You're going to go to Church and then lie about what your pastor did...?
@@humblehomie8902 stfu nerd
Sounds like I'm not going to like it as much because the main draw for me for Pizza Hut Pan Pizza was the crispiness of the crust. Oh well.
Same dude I only heard a little crunch
Tati: bye sister
Deji: bye brother
ReviewBrah: bye pizza hut pan pizza
Eat a mattress?
Friendly plant?
An enigma to myself?
Lord Brah is giving us great potential memes in this one. Low-key top tier video from him.
Him looking at the sky is definantly gonna become a meme
124 papa johns employees disliked this video
Way better than CBS Sunday Morning. 😉👍
@Will Cartoons yes, join Jane Pauley next sunday when the trumpets sound :)
I bet one day you'll hear a trumpet and ...... 'he started as a RUclips sensation, now he's running for president, this week on Sunday Morning'
🏆
Almost got caught by that spy plane.
No Reviewbrah owns that personal plane, his 7 wives are riding it around his 12 story estate.
If u dnt want to be tracked use the perk hard wire
(Call of duty refrence)
Elite HonorGuard cold blooded?
@@LeonOC123 its been so damn long since ive played a new cod so dnt get me started
This man about to end Pizza Hut's whole career
Lol I wonder if they pay attention givin the number of subs ect
Did you even watch the video or are you just going by the title?... cause he gave it a 7.0/10...
@@poonsplooch This man about to make Pizza Hut's whole career
@@poonsplooch 7/10 isnt high for him, it's more like a 5/10
You said the toppings look a little spaced out. I was a general manager for a couple of pizza chains. Most of the time if a pizza is on sale, the amount of the toppings are less, and sometimes the cheese as well. A lot of times when I order a pizza from pizza hut online they charge a extra dollar for the pan crust. I think I will try it. That pizza did look good. It looks like they put more cheese than the one I go to.
you might be saying
review brah
what uh, w-whats that greeeeen stuff on the pizza!
..
*well that’s pepperoni*
electrictroy2010 i wasnt makin fun of him i just thought what he said was funny chill tf out
LiL juuL manE What’s funny about pointing to pepperoni and saying that it’s pepperoni? You’re the one who needs to chill tf out.
Pan pizzas are supposed to have the crunch! That's the whole point!
Kind of a disappointment here, great review though.
C0110 I agree. This pan pizza looks too doughy.
C0110 you’re supposed to get them well done. Run it through the oven half way. They get crispy
Yep order it well done.
Bob Ross had his happy little trees.
Review Brah has his friendly little plant.
Don't compare a god to a peon
@@woodman94 Neither are God let alone a god. A legend in the works, definitely!
"I've never eaten a mattress....
Yet"
During the 78-82 time frame I worked at a Pizza Hut and the pan pizza dough had to be made at night and sat in the cooler over night. to rise. Once baked in the ovens it would rise to 2" and it was great. The crust was crispy and held the toppings together well. Now that all pizza's are bake in conveyor ovens I guess thick crust can't be baked in these ovens.
5:57 (paused) When you're just minding your own business farming your rice fields and fortunate son starts slowly blaring in from the sky
Crust sounds good.
fluffy mattress for spin & pepperoni.
Thank you my lord for this video. My day is now complete. 🙏🏻
Makes me laugh when he rubs his fingers together whilst chewing, idk why lol
He's wiping the little crumbs off lol
His fingers are comedically loooonnng.
And beautiful.
Words cannot describe the joy I derive from the quality and purity of your content
The old pans are better, the old cheese is better. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Apparently it's broke because Pizza Hut is going to close 700 locations soon. I personally love Pizza Hut but it's not doing well.
ReviewBrah has summoned the masses to hear his sermon! Gather brethren!
Michael O Callaghan welcome brother. Hail ReviewBrah! Hail TheReportOfTheWeek!
may god (reviewbrah) bless y’all my brothers and sisters
F H 🙏
I can see the headline now: *Florida man abandons car in intersection to try new Pizza hut pan pizza*
Lmao the notorious Florida man.
3:02
"Now I've never eaten a mattress, yet"
LOL
Jamish Mcquo copied
Need to try out the Purple mattress.... Very chewy but the flavor is outstanding
Great review! Love the avocado plant placement! The botanical setting added to the viewing experience.
There a pizza hut getting built next to my house so that's really epic sauce
They changed it dramatically in the early Nineties. Publicly. It was far better in the Eighties, mostly because they served it much hotter and actually let the cheese melt and get crispy on the edges. Haven't tried this newest recipe, though.
At some point, Pizza Hut quit making the dough in the stores. They use dough that is made off site and trucked in nowadays. The difference is noticeable, IMO.
Please never stop making reviews your amazing
His amazing what?
@@HisDudeness_69 E V E R Y T H I N G
@@HisDudeness_69 Lol.
i just quit my job over at pizza hut two weeks ago and i am craving their pizza like crazy 😭😭😭 im having withdrawals
I like how firm the crust held up. A perfect slice came right out with no drooping.
A plane started going past my house when your ears made that noise
Excellent videos as always! Personally, I shy away from The Hut in my videos as my Doodle isn’t a fan 😂
This dude deserves so much more subs
Ryano 642 could not agree more
You purposely put the plant there to watch the destruction of it's brother upon that Pizza.
Just when I thought you couldn't get any more sinister.
@TheReportOfTheWeek This is perfect timing. I bought a Pizza Hut Pan pizza today just because it's going away. It was our family pizza growing up (1 pizza place 3k pop town)
I agree 100% about the new crust. I like the old crust better because I liked the "crunch" before.
Pizza Hut without OLD PAN PIZZA Menu? = *GOOD BYE*
NavaIMTutorial someone didn't watch the video before commentinnnng
This is devistating to me.
6:09 "That noise is just my ears."
Excuse me but what
Im glad to see I'm not the only one who gets spinach on pizza
GeekofKawaii dud I love spinach pizza
As someone who works at pizza hut I can tell you that the pan is different, but I don't think people have grasped the extra crispy part. You are supposed to spray the crust with oil before proofing it. Though people are so used to not doing it that it has been getting skipped a bunch.
tati: bye sister
reviewbrah: bye pizza hut pan pizza
Lol that’s funny.
This just made my morning. Thank you Report of the Week!
they also changed there prices way to expensive now for tasteless pizza
pizza hut marketing team must be sweating and destroyed
Charles Wagner I cant disagree
At 5:56 Reviewbrah looks at the plane interrupting his review and, with his eyes, gives the pilots heart attacks, bringing the plane down in the next state. He then placates the worried audience with "that noise is just my ears." It wasn't. Camera shake at 6:13 confirms the crash.
6:11 That dough sounds so perfectly crisp
Dude ! You gotta finish the crust ! What a crime.