Pizza Hut's NEW Beyond Sausage Pizza Review!

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @TheReportOfTheWeek
    @TheReportOfTheWeek  4 года назад +475

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    • @oddconstantine
      @oddconstantine 4 года назад +2

      hello

    • @oddconstantine
      @oddconstantine 4 года назад +3

      I love your reviews

    • @nate-ox5lw
      @nate-ox5lw 4 года назад +3

      Hey brah

    • @sakshiiikuthari1017
      @sakshiiikuthari1017 4 года назад +9

      hang on, he posted the video 5 mins ago and how come is the comment pinned 6 hours ago, can someone explain this to me?

    • @bananas2aday
      @bananas2aday 4 года назад +1

      @@oddconstantine yessir REVEIW brah right away sir

  • @TheReportOfTheWeek
    @TheReportOfTheWeek  4 года назад +2219

    I hope everyone has a wonderful Monday!

  • @thefletch1996
    @thefletch1996 4 года назад +1172

    This man isn’t British, but I imagine he was the inspiration for the entirety of the UK.

    • @jamesdevine02
      @jamesdevine02 4 года назад +39

      What does that even mean lol

    • @blueface2774
      @blueface2774 4 года назад +17

      I thought he was British or in some way

    • @darshan5726
      @darshan5726 4 года назад +5

      @@blueface2774 same lol

    • @callum4825
      @callum4825 4 года назад +24

      He made the queen

    • @TheMoistBanana
      @TheMoistBanana 4 года назад +46

      The first pioneers of the UK saw this mans videos and said "this is our lord"

  • @Mojoblitz
    @Mojoblitz 4 года назад +2161

    His bites are so dainty, yet he eats so effectively. He eats the messiest foods with little to no residue on his lips. His crisp, white dress shirts stay clean; no sign of past disaster. His demeanor is focused, his vision uncompromised. Always dapper, respectable, and respectful. This man is the embodiment of who our fathers taught us to be, and who mothers pray to god their daughters will find. Class was a word previously misplaced, and this man found its definition a home.

    • @jg9301
      @jg9301 4 года назад +57

      Truer words have never been uttered

    • @ksuhdilla
      @ksuhdilla 4 года назад +63

      where can i buy your books good sir

    • @BigManBrad678
      @BigManBrad678 4 года назад +27

      Never have I seen a truer comment, well done.

    • @adityarawat5659
      @adityarawat5659 4 года назад +9

      I have seen this before

    • @Simpdetector-nj8qx
      @Simpdetector-nj8qx 4 года назад +5

      Sounds like a rule 34

  • @halloweenhotspot2487
    @halloweenhotspot2487 4 года назад +508

    Everyone: In tis cardboard box.
    Report of the week: Cardboard Receptacle.

  • @noahseo258
    @noahseo258 4 года назад +632

    This guy is the definition of being overqualified for ur job

    • @Tarumarugan
      @Tarumarugan 4 года назад +11

      Bruh 😂😂😂

    • @naimr.4301
      @naimr.4301 4 года назад +7

      i mean who wears a suit in a food review

    • @lucatielofmirrah-1853
      @lucatielofmirrah-1853 4 года назад +8

      @Digitzu he must be, or he just making a really poor joke

    • @Brother_Piner
      @Brother_Piner 4 года назад +2

      @@lucatielofmirrah-1853 I’d say as a joke, it’d be way better spoken than written. Like, imagine he said that sarcastically. It’d be way better than writing, were it’s ambiguous as to whether he’s joking or unfamiliar with Reviewbrah.

    • @lilgiogio6716
      @lilgiogio6716 4 года назад

      Was this a joke or an attack at him? Just asking

  • @TheRealShedLife
    @TheRealShedLife 4 года назад +57

    Watched the whole thing. This guy is absolute class. He is so respectful, so accurate and diligent, but also weirdly humble. I watch this and just take notes in my head, going, yeah, this is how you deliver.

  • @Ramosd87
    @Ramosd87 4 года назад +908

    "And the pizza's actually in this cardboard receptacle."
    - TheReportOfTheWeek

    • @peytonrose4180
      @peytonrose4180 4 года назад +56

      He makes the English thesaurus feel bland.

    • @TheSunRiseKid
      @TheSunRiseKid 4 года назад +2

      Peyton Rose Very true!!

    • @TheSunRiseKid
      @TheSunRiseKid 4 года назад +6

      Peyton Rose or should I say appropriately accurate😭

    • @Weezedog
      @Weezedog 4 года назад +15

      It’s PizzaHut, the pizza IS the cardboard receptacle.

    • @TheSunRiseKid
      @TheSunRiseKid 4 года назад +1

      Jason Wiese 😂😂😂Good one!!

  • @NonRandomUser
    @NonRandomUser 4 года назад +403

    "I'm not gonna eat the notepad *this time around*..."
    So...eventually, then? Is that an implicit promise?

    • @ThatGuyNicho
      @ThatGuyNicho 4 года назад +6

      God I hope so.

    • @karstenv4819
      @karstenv4819 4 года назад +5

      He's kind of serious about that part

    • @JulieT..
      @JulieT.. 4 года назад

      Hmm, we can dream.

    • @roddmatsui3554
      @roddmatsui3554 4 года назад +1

      Perhaps a sizable Paypal donation can convince him to sauté that notepad in butter and garlic, and eat it with rice and steamed carrots.

    • @joenation5824
      @joenation5824 4 года назад

      Maybe we'll do that another day🤣

  • @tus5967
    @tus5967 4 года назад +728

    I really like this man's commentary
    Edit: He has the lexicon of someone with a decent brain. If you can't do the same, accept that you're dumb. - random guy in the replies

    • @lucasofmandalore2891
      @lucasofmandalore2891 4 года назад +9

      Same

    • @TheMusicLeak
      @TheMusicLeak 4 года назад +4

      He has the lexicon of someone with a decent brain. If you can't do the same, accept that you're dumb.

    • @calculuslover386
      @calculuslover386 4 года назад +26

      @@TheMusicLeak what- they only said they liked the commentary and nothing else im confused by your response to them.

    • @guti-xk4qf
      @guti-xk4qf 4 года назад +16

      @@TheMusicLeak Are you saying people that are decent need to speak like that/ think like that?

    • @giomathieu5975
      @giomathieu5975 4 года назад +1

      Indeed

  • @Karsow2054
    @Karsow2054 4 года назад +367

    The only thing hotter than that pizza is the gentleman eating it

    • @Quaxced
      @Quaxced 4 года назад +5

      Hell no

    • @-_deploy_-
      @-_deploy_- 4 года назад +22

      Loving this man is not even gay, there is no way you can't love him

    • @abrahamsanchez7455
      @abrahamsanchez7455 4 года назад +6

      @@-_deploy_- fr this guys vibe .. he’s the perfect example of every parent’s dream 😂

    • @markgaumee
      @markgaumee 4 года назад +2

      @@-_deploy_- truer words have never been spoken.

    • @mori2626
      @mori2626 3 года назад +2

      @@Quaxced it’s your opinion, I must say that I really like his facial features and almost every woman I know does so too and the others I know just say in a normal way that he’s just not their type.

  • @hmmmmmmmmmm_
    @hmmmmmmmmmm_ 4 года назад +1263

    The Dislikes are from the people who came to see him eat the Notepad

    • @johnk230
      @johnk230 4 года назад +21

      its from big sausage

    • @amari433
      @amari433 4 года назад +1

      Your black

    • @drunkroku4054
      @drunkroku4054 4 года назад +1

      It's gross that he places the notepad on the plate.

    • @shalomcollege6482
      @shalomcollege6482 4 года назад +2

      @@drunkroku4054 Df its paper it would be gross if you touched it all over the plate and gave it to me.

    • @ThatGuyNicho
      @ThatGuyNicho 4 года назад +3

      I, also, wanted to see him eat the notepad.

  • @AndromedanPrince
    @AndromedanPrince 4 года назад +133

    I really appreciate how he shows respect for other types of foods and lifestyles unlike a lot of other channels that will hate on it before even trying it lol

    • @nox6767
      @nox6767 4 года назад +20

      Seriously, I don't get why so many people get so rabid about other people's dietary choices

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 4 года назад +2

      @@nox6767 feedback loop. One guy starts (usually vegan yes its true) and the feedback continues.

    • @nox6767
      @nox6767 3 года назад +17

      @@fumothfan9 Personally I've seen a lot more people get pissy about people being vegan than the other way around, but that's just my experience

    • @mr.talldarkandhandsome4111
      @mr.talldarkandhandsome4111 3 года назад

      @@nox6767 Not rabid, annoyed. And I also guess that we have different experiences.

    • @Andicar
      @Andicar 2 года назад +2

      True, he does show respect but it wouldn't hurt if he had more knowledge, he mentioned the pizza was greesy but he didn't realize he was eating dairy cheese, this is not a vegan pizza and I know he said that too but he could have associated the two facts, also the beyond sausage doesn't have to look exactly like tje ones made from animals but in reality they taste so much better. The way he tried it is not very convincing that he actually enjoyed it the right way

  • @thehorrorcounselors4747
    @thehorrorcounselors4747 4 года назад +381

    This guy makes me fall asleep in the nicest way possible.

  • @daspotjoel
    @daspotjoel 4 года назад +53

    This inspired me to try the Beyond pizza. I gotta say, I wasn't disappointed!

    • @lynnetastic
      @lynnetastic 3 года назад +3

      Thank you for this comment!!!! I'm thinking of trying it tonight
      Saw homeboi had a review on it, and clicked SO fast. A little pricey but I'm hoping it's worth it!

    • @zucchini3857
      @zucchini3857 3 года назад +3

      @@lynnetastic yo hope u enjoyed it man!!

    • @lynnetastic
      @lynnetastic 3 года назад +1

      @@zucchini3857 thanks, it was 💣 !!

    • @jacksonsmith4935
      @jacksonsmith4935 3 года назад

      @@lynnetastic the personal pan pizza with beyond sausage pizza was 4.32 where I live.

    • @zucchini3857
      @zucchini3857 3 года назад

      @@lynnetastic awesome dude :) I should prolly try it someday! Have a good day!

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 года назад +141

    Looks like a regular sausage pizza to me, I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference

    • @stringalongmike1953
      @stringalongmike1953 4 года назад +30

      The Dear Supreme Glorious Leader is known for his devotion to the pursuit of sensual pleasure, especially the enjoyment of good food, good liquor and luxurious living. Pizza Hut sausage pizza, either with sausage made from meat or plants, would without question, greatly please The Dear Supreme Glorious Leader. Pizza Hut sausage pizza is considered a gourmet pizza by many pizza aficionados here in the USA.

    • @zach9937
      @zach9937 4 года назад +12

      Thanks for the input Kim

    • @behroztaib2052
      @behroztaib2052 4 года назад +1

      All glory be to supreme leader.

    • @pukeboy3391
      @pukeboy3391 4 года назад +3

      Ok kim nigga

    • @gibberish6368
      @gibberish6368 4 года назад

      Of course you wouldn't

  • @laurenmooney4846
    @laurenmooney4846 4 года назад +245

    this man needs to be protected at all costs. The most harmless being I've ever come across. we love you review brah

    • @DeathRowMakaveli
      @DeathRowMakaveli 4 года назад +3

      Big facts

    • @Tarumarugan
      @Tarumarugan 4 года назад +4

      Frfr he’s out here doing the lord’s works

    • @qxarts3896
      @qxarts3896 4 года назад +4

      What happens if he snaps

    • @MasterGamer-zl7hq
      @MasterGamer-zl7hq 4 года назад

      You do be spitting facts

    • @Mendalar
      @Mendalar 4 года назад +5

      Harmless?! You better hope he doesn't read that, or you might just end up in his cardboard human meat receptacle.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 года назад +394

    This is why no other pizza chain can out Pizza the Hut.

    • @thatnapoleon
      @thatnapoleon 4 года назад +3

      Wow I'm first

    • @kachow1970
      @kachow1970 4 года назад

      3rd

    • @britishgamersyt5707
      @britishgamersyt5707 4 года назад +1

      Here before this blows up

    • @vuks-fj7fl
      @vuks-fj7fl 4 года назад

      Out pizza the hut, general are u fucking insane?

    • @Awecyan32
      @Awecyan32 4 года назад +9

      I would disagree, pizza hut isn’t great, dominos is better

  • @Sauceboss2001
    @Sauceboss2001 4 года назад +19

    I tried this pizza tonight and was also really surprised by how good it was. As a vegetarian, I might be bias, but I know a good meat substitute when I taste one. Great video!

  • @LauraOnTheMove
    @LauraOnTheMove 4 года назад +41

    It is so good! As a vegetarian of 3 years it was amazing how good it was. I also went with stuffed crust for the win!

  • @ChillDownRelax
    @ChillDownRelax 4 года назад +153

    Disclaimer: Don't watch the video with an empty stomach 🥺

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +85

    Cardboard receptacle is a superior term. Anyone who says box is doing it wrong

  • @Frequincy100
    @Frequincy100 4 года назад +12

    Just finished watching a live stream of my grandpa's funeral and decided you were the pick-me-up I needed. Thank You for the constant positivity

    • @SR77736
      @SR77736 4 года назад +2

      Yes he is so kind and relaxing to watch. Sorry about your grandpa.

    • @georgestamatopoulos2958
      @georgestamatopoulos2958 4 года назад +2

      Mine passed away recently too I feel you brother 💪

  • @wallmart3743
    @wallmart3743 4 года назад +77

    Vegetarian since 96, it’s a craz it comes and goes, but the fake meat is getting better and better... back in the day you had garden burgers(yuck), and then morning star, but the beyond is getting better and better

    • @miata1492
      @miata1492 4 года назад

      That is an opinion, right?

    • @wallmart3743
      @wallmart3743 4 года назад +6

      @@miata1492 I mean I have never proven it, I am not a fan of the boco veggie, the morning star grillers have been good but they new... i kind of like the craz we are now seeing more options.. i I am not sure what you are asking is??

    • @miata1492
      @miata1492 4 года назад

      @@wallmart3743 I was merely suggesting that it is your opinion, as opposed to a fact.

    • @wallmart3743
      @wallmart3743 4 года назад +8

      @@miata1492 correct it is mine, I know a few others whom also would agree, personal I am a fan of pasta, patatoes, pizza and some veggies I am the only vegetarian I know allergic to some vegetables..

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 4 года назад +1

      Craze, hon.
      I like Boca, but most don't. I never ate them as a meat sub but because I like them. I was vegetarian for ~10 years and tried them all during that time, lots of good subs-Morningstar, Quorn, Nate's.
      Impossible tastes better to me than Beyond, but the subs other than Boca were never a regular part of my diet. I really prefer whole natural foods, so meat is in my diet more as a condiment than anything.

  • @dinodumbo1365
    @dinodumbo1365 4 года назад +53

    What a wonderful review. This is the safest place on the internet. Hope everyone has a great week

  • @MorningMindfulness
    @MorningMindfulness 4 года назад +15

    As a Pizza Hut driver and a vegan, thank you for your service reviewbrah

  • @Dara321AAA
    @Dara321AAA 4 года назад +133

    The notepad probably just has a picture of him smiling taped to it, for encouragement.

    • @angelbabyprincess
      @angelbabyprincess 4 года назад +1

      love it

    • @tachyonic900
      @tachyonic900 4 года назад

      I want to give you a like but it has 69 like so i don't want to ruin it so I will leave this like 👍

    • @beatleobsessed99
      @beatleobsessed99 4 года назад +2

      @@tachyonic900 it's ruined now anyway come back and give a real like

    • @verissimus3008
      @verissimus3008 4 года назад +2

      “There I am”

  • @psychekyyl
    @psychekyyl 4 года назад +167

    "i'm not gonna eat the notepad this time around" my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

  • @josephveeck5794
    @josephveeck5794 4 года назад +14

    I'm just gonna say that it's Monday and I just found this channel, pretty happy now

  • @crazguykwan8955
    @crazguykwan8955 4 года назад +37

    Me before watching: This will taste weird as crap I bet.
    ReviewBrah: It's spot on!
    Me after watching: I've always been a vegetarian.

  • @sakshiiikuthari1017
    @sakshiiikuthari1017 4 года назад +164

    he's such a cool guy, idk but he gives vibes like a 80s teen stuck in the 20s generation

    • @HeavyMetalMike
      @HeavyMetalMike 4 года назад +16

      He was an 80s teen. Dude's like 50.

    • @sarikaFauzi
      @sarikaFauzi 4 года назад +11

      He is in the 50s

    • @user-ct6rk9zq6h
      @user-ct6rk9zq6h 4 года назад +2

      @@HeavyMetalMike lmao yes.

    • @user-ct6rk9zq6h
      @user-ct6rk9zq6h 4 года назад +4

      I always have a feeling that he is a man from the 80s who time travelled and now he's adjusting to this life
      Edit: spelling

    • @user-ct6rk9zq6h
      @user-ct6rk9zq6h 4 года назад +1

      @@sarikaFauzi lol

  • @Ceilingcat9001
    @Ceilingcat9001 4 года назад +85

    Ive suggested it before. Reviewbrah after hours: adult drink review

  • @spartanlink_047
    @spartanlink_047 4 года назад +56

    This pizza is under topped, you got a 3+ topping portion. Source: been with the hut for 10 years.

    • @xerxes2518
      @xerxes2518 4 года назад +12

      I can confirm. Kinda looks 1 topped. someone didn't use their portion cups prolly, though, or care to even it out.

    • @spartanlink_047
      @spartanlink_047 4 года назад +8

      @@xerxes2518 plus the crust is a little to wode, probably no ring either. Someone just slapped it out and called it good. SMH.

    • @xerxes2518
      @xerxes2518 4 года назад +7

      @@spartanlink_047 Lol yeah, the cheesing is brutal. They definitely did not cheese it well either. It's actual physical pain looking at it because we both know how to make REAL pizza.

    • @Hero69512
      @Hero69512 4 года назад

      @@xerxes2518 "real pizza"

    • @sticksmitchel6325
      @sticksmitchel6325 4 года назад +1

      @@xerxes2518 portion cup? U mean my hand?

  • @markwalter7119
    @markwalter7119 4 года назад +66

    It doesn’t taste different and stop calling me Shirley.

    • @markeister1560
      @markeister1560 4 года назад +3

      It's an entirely different kind of topping all together

    • @lactaseprime9505
      @lactaseprime9505 4 года назад +4

      “It an entirely different kind of topping”

    • @markeister1560
      @markeister1560 4 года назад

      Also timestamp 7:48

    • @turtlepowersf
      @turtlepowersf 4 года назад +1

      @@markeister1560 Shirley, you don't know what you're talking about.

  • @marykoufalis7666
    @marykoufalis7666 4 года назад +36

    Not sure why my Lord chose the piece with the least sausage pieces.

    • @AryaMagi
      @AryaMagi 3 года назад +1

      😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @jaymistry1239
    @jaymistry1239 4 года назад +21

    Just wanna meet this guy and have a proper lunch with him. He’s chill

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 4 года назад

      Same.
      I'd actually pay him to review some of my local chain resteraunts native to my city and some surrounding counties.

  • @NatalieWisler
    @NatalieWisler 4 года назад +53

    “This is approved by the Hut” 😂

    • @JWeac_.
      @JWeac_. 4 года назад

      Natalie u win the "Shnow Bunny" Award.

    • @Javon1689
      @Javon1689 4 года назад +1

      You're beautiful Natalie 😍❤❤❤

    • @sincerelysarcastic1494
      @sincerelysarcastic1494 4 года назад

      @@Javon1689 calm down man

  • @matkim7284
    @matkim7284 4 года назад +3

    His thumbnail always look so happy.
    This is why I subscribed to him.Happy,kind and a nice person.

  • @TazTheYorkie
    @TazTheYorkie 4 года назад +59

    I’ve never met a pizza I didn’t like.

    • @mex321
      @mex321 4 года назад +23

      But did you ever meet a pizza who didn't like you?

    • @rickyraddness1314
      @rickyraddness1314 4 года назад +1

      Ayyy👋 it is my favorite review doggo!😇

    • @MasterGamer-zl7hq
      @MasterGamer-zl7hq 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @halloween482
      @halloween482 4 года назад

      You've never had Little Caesars then

    • @halloween482
      @halloween482 4 года назад +1

      @Boxy Boxboxbox lmaoooo

  • @ohnsi
    @ohnsi 4 года назад +2

    Now.. hear me out-
    When I first came across this channel, I laughed. But then I found myself interested with your videos. I admire how you are as a human being and that you enjoy what you do. It really inspired me so thank you for being a part of my future happiness :) You're doing great!!!

  • @NssYT
    @NssYT 4 года назад +121

    pizza hut: makes pizza with vegan sausage
    also pizza hut: adds cheese

    • @akatsukifangirl1908
      @akatsukifangirl1908 4 года назад +53

      It’s for vegetarians not vegans

    • @tworpish
      @tworpish 4 года назад +24

      Vegetarianism is very popular compared to veganism. Give it a couple of years and I’m sure vegan pizzas will be a bit more main stream

    • @_Fuscous
      @_Fuscous 4 года назад +2

      It isn't meant for vegans.

    • @johnnyboybegood5897
      @johnnyboybegood5897 4 года назад +4

      I think we can all agree that vegans and vegetarians alone belong in camps not meant for their survival 😂

    • @jessicaslater5458
      @jessicaslater5458 4 года назад +12

      @@johnnyboybegood5897 no...

  • @lindagoehlen256
    @lindagoehlen256 4 года назад +5

    I just saw the ad for this pizza last night and said to myself "I wonder if RB is going to review this" and here we are. You are amazing, my friend! 🙂

  • @user-kr8xe7pd9p
    @user-kr8xe7pd9p 4 года назад +9

    I want an interview with the people who raised this delightful young old man.

  • @AXsircus
    @AXsircus 4 года назад +8

    These videos have all the makings of something awkward but this man makes it not only feel normal but the content is amazing. It’s hard to put into words but this is an art form.

  • @jmurphy6011
    @jmurphy6011 4 года назад +46

    Whatever cook made that did not use the sauce ring, that is way too much crust.

    • @jennybarron1184
      @jennybarron1184 4 года назад +1

      Sauce ring? Do describe please

    • @spykezalt
      @spykezalt 4 года назад

      @@jennybarron1184 a saucey ring 💍

    • @spykezalt
      @spykezalt 4 года назад

      🥫🥫🥫

    • @zen3817
      @zen3817 4 года назад +4

      @@jennybarron1184 it’s a ring placed around stretched dough to make sure the sauce reaches the right portion

    • @dhfhhdduyhhdhdyrhdjd
      @dhfhhdduyhhdhdyrhdjd 4 года назад +2

      I worked at a disgusting Pizza Hut for about 2 weeks and the sauce rings are a embarrassment. If you can’t sauce a pizza without the help of a tool to help you stay in the lines you shouldn’t be making pizza lol

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley 4 года назад +12

    If Reviewbrah is near a Marco’s Pizza, I’d like him to try one of their (no-crust) pizza bowls. I’m trying to cut back on carbohydrates and their bowls are becoming some of my favorite carry-out food.

    • @tigers07champs
      @tigers07champs 4 года назад +4

      @rambo rando Isn't he in Florida?

    • @stringalongmike1953
      @stringalongmike1953 4 года назад +2

      @rambo rando He was in Florida the last I knew. He has been there a long time.

  • @Ilikepats
    @Ilikepats 4 года назад +17

    When reviewbrah left for college he told his dad "youre the man of the house now"

    • @tylabarros1506
      @tylabarros1506 24 дня назад

      I laughed way too hard at this lol. Good job!

  • @RenneVangr
    @RenneVangr 4 года назад +5

    A lot of times with faux meat, they just use the same herbs, spices, etc.
    This way the biggest obstacle is the mouth-feel.

  • @sufamthedestroyer9659
    @sufamthedestroyer9659 4 года назад +32

    Notepads are full of nutrition and make a great snack

    • @elmagnificodep
      @elmagnificodep 4 года назад +3

      Plant-based with a mineral spiral.

    • @ABirdi
      @ABirdi 4 года назад

      C O N S U M E K N O W L E D G E

    • @matarono
      @matarono 4 года назад

      You can even wipe your mouth with one of the sheets

  • @thomasgraca1998
    @thomasgraca1998 4 года назад +1

    I was watching some of your most popular videos as well as the newest and I can say for sure that you are very funny and interesting. Keep up the good content. You are a good man.

  • @gabefigueroa140
    @gabefigueroa140 4 года назад +6

    I just love how in these dark times with a pandemic, politics, and dark 2020 I can always come here to see some wholesomeness. Love this guy.

  • @thefancyplatypus8904
    @thefancyplatypus8904 4 года назад +3

    Thanks for making this review, I work at Pizza Hut (as a delivery driver, and sometimes CSR) and my coworkers and I have been ragging on this new item with the notion that it couldn’t at all taste like sausage, however, after your humorous, yet nuanced review, I’ll have to tell them that we misjudged the beyond meat too early.

  • @MeatStuck14
    @MeatStuck14 4 года назад +18

    The way her talks is very calming for some reason

  • @RS-wl4mp
    @RS-wl4mp 4 года назад +8

    You know this guy would be the perfect guest at any dinner party.

  • @roddmatsui3554
    @roddmatsui3554 4 года назад +3

    It is a notepad, or, it’s a prop that “means” something.
    But textured vegetable protein has been incorporated into foods for quite some decades now. And meat substitutes have been out there. Some of them darn delicious.
    So while “it” (plant based) is in the media these days, it’s a widely used product, and bean pastes and foods, including peanuts and soy, are solid protein sources, and that’s both convenient and delicious; nice.

  • @giuliana5111
    @giuliana5111 4 года назад +5

    So happy he did review for a veggie product! 🖤

  • @NN-uu3re
    @NN-uu3re 4 года назад +7

    Not here for some quirky remark.....People talk about the health benefits, drawbacks, or neutral state of these meat substitutes. I have the unique position of having gout. Red meat can trigger a gout attack sometimes. I wonder the long term effects of switching to these plant based alternatives. Interestingly I've had both the Impossible Whopper and the Beyond Sausage pizza from Pizza Hut. I came away impressed by both. It isn't solely because they taste good, they do, but because the advancement is so much better than the "soy craze". The strictly soy based solutions to red meat didn't work out that well in the past. MorningStar Farms is a prime example. Their line of hamburgers may with Soy are unsat! I'll continue to try the meat alternatives because of my health issues and I hope I draw net positives from it!

    • @SkeleTonHammer
      @SkeleTonHammer 3 года назад

      As someone who is, you could say, an "absolutely unapologetic" meat eater, I have to admit that if there were a plant-based alternative meat that tasted identical, I would be happy to switch. At the end of the day, I am not emotional at all about my meat eating. I just like the way it tastes. I feel like some meat-eating people are very reflexively emotional and scoff at plant-based alternatives. If I scoff at them, it's ONLY because they taste bad. I'm actually in favor of the pursuit wholeheartedly.

  • @HumbertoRamirezJr
    @HumbertoRamirezJr 4 года назад +7

    That “Hello everyone, this is running on empty, food review” keeps getting better and better 👍🏼

  • @Sebastian-z5j1g
    @Sebastian-z5j1g 4 года назад +52

    Our God is back. All who oppose him shall fall. He shall out pizza the hut 🍕

  • @tf2_engineer_real
    @tf2_engineer_real 4 года назад +15

    Pizza Hut employee here, when the Beyond sausage came out, nobody told me that it was even a thing so when I took an order for the pizza I was really confused 😅

  • @LostInOhio75
    @LostInOhio75 4 года назад +19

    He went for the slice with the least amount of "sausage"...he's as wise as he is dapper.

  • @banjojoeanddanielle
    @banjojoeanddanielle 4 года назад +1

    Thanks TheReportOfTheWeek! I like your style, man.

  • @MoreSkulls
    @MoreSkulls 4 года назад +14

    Beyond Sausage Pizza, great adult film title.

  • @Mossromantic
    @Mossromantic 4 года назад +50

    He just looks like his hands would be freezing cold all the time idk why

  • @AlexOchs
    @AlexOchs 4 года назад +14

    "i'm not going to eat the notepad this time around", thanks for keeping the hopes up

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko 4 года назад +4

    Hardee's / Carls Jr. has also dabbled in the Beyond products. I enjoyed the Beyond sausage biscuit, the few times I got to try one. I liked that one a bit more than the Beyond Thickburger, which is -- passable, but not quite as good as the Impossible patty in the Whopper.

    • @michaelvandyke6715
      @michaelvandyke6715 3 года назад +1

      Beyond meat, it's all chemical enhanced!
      Costs more too, so why not eat the real meat at a lower cost....

  • @mikki_marvel
    @mikki_marvel 4 года назад +16

    This seems like a man from the 1920s has time traveled and is reviewing food on the new famgled RUclips

  • @Astrohhh
    @Astrohhh 4 года назад +19

    I have never wished or hoped to be a chunk of sausage at any other given point in my life, but after watching you wrap your supple lips around each bite, and proceed to embrace the slice of pizza.. bite by bite... I couldn't help but feel an intense urge to morph myself into the next piece of sausage that lay ever so gently on the pillow of cheese, anxiously waiting to be devoured by the king himself. Our lord and savior, Review Brah.

    • @GuiG4m3r
      @GuiG4m3r 3 года назад

      The best comment ever written

  • @wellthen6703
    @wellthen6703 4 года назад +7

    Yayyy thanks so much for this review I’m vegetarian and can’t wait to try this pizza great to hear ur review before I get it

    • @divine_lion33
      @divine_lion33 3 года назад

      Your not a vegetarian Franklin you're a fraud

  • @Austin-iv7de
    @Austin-iv7de 4 года назад +3

    All these videos are always done in a single take, can we just appreciate that for a minute? Raw reviewbrah

  • @questionblock8949
    @questionblock8949 4 года назад +4

    I love this man. He makes me happy ♡

  • @sn1fnglu
    @sn1fnglu 4 года назад +5

    this dude makes me unexplainably happy...hes so wholesome :')

  • @Kdkdleeme
    @Kdkdleeme 3 года назад +3

    As a vegetarian for closing in on a decade, THANK YOU PIZZA HUT ❤️ 💛

  • @banana7558
    @banana7558 4 года назад +3

    I love how much he reminds me of sheldon from the big bang theory.

  • @Maths0711
    @Maths0711 4 года назад +10

    Its a good day when you hear his intro.

  • @streetguru9350
    @streetguru9350 4 года назад +1

    Both toppings are basically just mounds of salt loosed wrapped around an organic substrate, naturally they're going to taste nearly the same. And a few spices of course.

  • @Exdia
    @Exdia 4 года назад +6

    Doesn't Domino's have pizza that's vegan? Because here in Bulgaria we have a couple vegan choices for the pizza we get from Domino's, like vegan mozzarella and pizza with beyond meat..

    • @hannahbrown5465
      @hannahbrown5465 4 года назад +1

      As far as I know only the thin crust is vegan at dominos I just stick to that with no cheese and some veggies, id love those same options in the US! I’m sure they will catch up soon

    • @Exdia
      @Exdia 4 года назад +1

      @@hannahbrown5465 That's really interesting, I didn't expect our country to have something positive like that before a country like the US :D

  • @cjfrench5401
    @cjfrench5401 4 года назад +1

    Your videos help me sleep better than any ASMR video ever could. Thank you for that man!

  • @Frieswayneisthyname
    @Frieswayneisthyname 4 года назад +6

    Jeez, whoever gets to date this amazing human being is a really lucky person

  • @plarnston
    @plarnston 4 года назад +1

    I'm so glad to have joined your Patreon 🥺💕 I'm proud to have a hand in supporting this channel and your radio show.

  • @sachinv5048
    @sachinv5048 4 года назад +3

    This person's smile is so wholesome

  • @maenad1231
    @maenad1231 3 года назад +1

    It’s fine to call it a “trend”. Trend just means a general direction in which something is developing or changing. I think the term “fad” more so directly implies that it’s temporary

  • @COYSMike
    @COYSMike 4 года назад +15

    You'd need a taxi to get from the outer crust to the actual topping

  • @alexandergamcsik1112
    @alexandergamcsik1112 4 года назад +2

    Thanks for covering this item! The social and economic benefits to lower meat intake meat indicate that it is the best food for the future, even if we do not give up meat entirely.

  • @packblixty2147
    @packblixty2147 4 года назад +3

    I’m vegetarian so this is a great option! Thanks for the review!

  • @holiday311
    @holiday311 4 года назад +1

    This is what I want from a food reviewer. No bias or preconceived stance. Just an honest review.

  • @youredefeeted8136
    @youredefeeted8136 4 года назад +38

    Our Lord wipes his mouth with the black satin universe of our puny existence.

    • @AryaMagi
      @AryaMagi 3 года назад +2

      😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @brunofreitas1813
    @brunofreitas1813 4 года назад +1

    After 3 or 4 videos I really like this man

    • @TheReportOfTheWeek
      @TheReportOfTheWeek  4 года назад +1

      I'm happy to hear you like me now and I hope you'll be back!

  • @paopao4834
    @paopao4834 4 года назад +53

    This guy probably doesn't know what a failing grade is

  • @northrnpike
    @northrnpike 4 года назад +2

    Keep up the greatness!!!! you are one of a kind. probably one of the best things that came to youtube. From Wisconsin

  • @NicholasDunnAutistic
    @NicholasDunnAutistic 4 года назад +13

    "Beyond Sausage Pizza...going in"
    Me: (Laughs immaturely)

  • @chriscowan6630
    @chriscowan6630 4 года назад +2

    The expert examination of the slice following each bite...the dramatic pause as he considers his next few thoughtful words.....watch the expert at work!

  • @Orkunkadunk
    @Orkunkadunk 4 года назад +10

    The reviewgod is gaining more power for the dark harvest

  • @dominikcobb1355
    @dominikcobb1355 4 года назад +1

    Hey Reviewbrah, Dominik here. I bought a LEGO set, and when I opened the box the set was completely broken. Someone smashed it to hundreds of pieces. Lucky whoever did this left me instructions on how to put it back together. It was Still very obnoxious and LEGO employees should not be pulling these kinds of pranks on their customers. It’s not even funny. If this happens with the next LEGO set I buy, then I’m going to call the cops ‼️🤬🤬👮‍♀️

  • @oobydoober3712
    @oobydoober3712 4 года назад +3

    It makes me happy knowing this man has been successful.

  • @ponysoftonline4533
    @ponysoftonline4533 4 года назад

    As an 18 y/o who mostly wears the style of 1920s lower to middle class nice to see my high class counterpart is also a huge fan of eating.

  • @Titanoss_77
    @Titanoss_77 4 года назад +4

    Reviewbrah looks like a professional version of Milton from Kickin' It

  • @jnso520
    @jnso520 4 года назад +2

    Vary well done thank you i love your content. I am new and just joined today actually but I've watched a bit of your videos already and i love them. Keep on keeping on my friend you do great work my friend!

  • @inazaid
    @inazaid 4 года назад +4

    I have school right now, but I feel this is more important then science.

  • @ScottyPhoton
    @ScottyPhoton 4 года назад +2

    I'm guessing this is similar to the Dunkin beyond sausage. I've had that and it's really good. Looking forward to trying this out!