I love the idea that emergency medical technicians would accept a blood donation from a Tupperware container just because it happened to be right there
When Kramer gets caught off guard when Jerry starts screaming and doesn't know what to do so he just joins in with more screaming....Makes me laugh every single time. Lolll
Would've been nice if this video included that clip where Jerry learns that he has some Newman in him. It feels wrong to make a compilation of this blood story without those three guys screaming together like maniacs. But this channel is somewhat notorious for leaving out choice bits.
@@danthemankhan I know, it's basically a channel for whetting peoples' appetite for the show so that they'll subscribe and watch it or they buy it on disc. But for me it feels lousy when a key moment can't be included just because of the five minute rule. Make the videos seven minutes, LOL. ;-D
"The English Patient" episode (our first encounter with a Mandelbaum) and this one, "The Blood", go great together because of the Mandelbaums. Very funny.
Kramer taping canadian parliament on cspan, you just know that was a Larry David line, so obscure like why would anyone want to tape a parliamentary session let alone Kramer lol
I remember when you used to be able have your own blood stored for future use. It is now illegal for you to store your own blood. You have to take whatever blood they give you. I didn't know this till I got sick
I once used it on my supervisor at a place I worked some years ago. He'd been for a long time, so I asked what year he started there and he said '84. I asked "1884?", but he just stood there frozen and seemed upset. Some people have 0 sense of humor. I don't think he ever liked me anyway 🤣
From watching Canadian parliament to making sausages with typical old school organ music a la hockey game music like canadian hockey lol some thinking went into this lol
"I can feel his blood borrowing things from my blood" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I love that line...lmao
The best part
So much for purification week lol.
So good 😆
Jerry and Kramer screaming 😂😂😂
1:36 ! !
The normal Kramer reaction to someone screaming at him his screaming right back!
Newman screaming at the end of the full episode is good too
I wish they would have included the last scene with Newman. That was the best part
Sounded like a chicken hahaha
“Yeah, I’m borrowing all your Tupperware.”
Cosmo Kramer, ladies and gentlemen.
“Oh?” Lol Jerry doesn’t need much does he.
I can feel his blood inside of me. Borrowing stuff from my blood
Kramer is one of those people that if they do you any favors you owe them forever and all the favors you've already done for them don't even count 😄
I know real people who are like this
I love the idea that emergency medical technicians would accept a blood donation from a Tupperware container just because it happened to be right there
I love that you think Kramer didn't do it by himself before the paramedics arrived.
Kramer isn't waiting for the EMT, he's getting that blood rrrrright in there!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Less than 1% donate blood
They take what they can get
😂😂😂 preach blood brother
The music they're listening to while making the sausages cracks me up! 🤣
And then continued to play on the radio in the car 😅
Same
1:04 the way how Jerry got shocked
This episode had two of the greatest plots in the history of the show - "The blood" and Lloyd Bridges playing Mr. Mendlebaum the personal trainer.
*IT'S GO TIME*
This guy's gonna have me box a kangaroo!
You think you're tough, picking on an old man? Maybe you'd like to try someone your own age?
@@hoosierflatty6435 “World’s Greatest Dad”
Mendelbaum! Mendlebaum ! Mendlebaum!
Jerry screaming causing Kramer to scream is f-kin’ HILARIOUS-gets me every time!
😱🤣😱
"OH, YOU'RE SICK YOU'RE SICK!" 😂
1:05 the face and sound that Seinfeld makes here is probably about the funniest thing he does in the whole show
When Kramer gets caught off guard when Jerry starts screaming and doesn't know what to do so he just joins in with more screaming....Makes me laugh every single time. Lolll
It’s so brilliant. Comedic genius
The best part was left out, near the end! Where Newman gives Jerry some of his blood, causing Jerry, Kramer and Newman to scream!
I came here to say this 😩
Aw, I was looking forward to that part!
1:07 “I’m right here”
“I can see that” 😂 and “when somebody yells heads up, you’re not supposed to actually look up” lol!
Hey Buddy 😄
Kramer just starts screaming too, lol
Pure comedy instinct
If I remember correctly, he also gets Newman's blood. 🤣🤣
Would've been nice if this video included that clip where Jerry learns that he has some Newman in him. It feels wrong to make a compilation of this blood story without those three guys screaming together like maniacs. But this channel is somewhat notorious for leaving out choice bits.
@@eduardo_corrochio They have a strict five minute rule. Some things are going to get left out.
@@danthemankhan I know, it's basically a channel for whetting peoples' appetite for the show so that they'll subscribe and watch it or they buy it on disc. But for me it feels lousy when a key moment can't be included just because of the five minute rule. Make the videos seven minutes, LOL. ;-D
"Oh, by the way, when you get back to your apartment, um, try to keep it down because Newman is taking a nap in your bed." 😂
1:00 In an alternate reality, Jerry spent the rest of the series with an eyepatch.
He could never escape being a pirate.
Jerry Seinfeld: But I don't want to be a pirate!
Jerry and Kramer screaming is so hilarious, I could watch it 50 times and still laugh
"Hey buddy... Hey buddy.. Hey buddy.."
Having Kramer blood gave Jerry more street cred with some of Kramer's unsavory friends 🩸
Like Bob Sacamano?
First Kramer thought the tomato juice was milk, now Jerry thinks it's blood.
Why don't you shut your shades? They are shut, lol.
Who even needs an entire jug of tomato juice? I have never seen Jerry makin any bloody maries! 😂😂
What's wrong with drinking blood? 😂
"hey buddy, hey buddy, hey buddy" 😂
“ You know Jerry when someone yells heads up you’re not actually supposed to look up.”
I'm taping Canadian parliament on C-span 🤣
Our Parliament is broadcast on C-Span?
These guys are legends love them, first time I ever saw Kramer in the early 90's was in "Problem child" loved him since then.
Look up a show called "Fridays"
What a great show!!
Yes, it still is....even in 2023! 👍
Kramer is a real friend
Kramer talking about .."no, no, I don't have time right now". Guy's been on strike for 10 years LoL
Love how Kramer takes the opportunity after giving Jerry his blood to leech off Jerry's apartment and stuff even more. Lol!!!! 😂
The way Kramer says "they're delicious" is so silly and hilarious.
"Listen to your pulse....'hey buddy!'..."hey buddy!'..."
This is such an INSANE EPISODE
Oh man, the funniest part of this was the Mandelbaums, all 3 generations worth!
"The English Patient" episode (our first encounter with a Mandelbaum) and this one, "The Blood", go great together because of the Mandelbaums. Very funny.
@@eduardo_corrochio agreed... And nice handle, BTW... Love the reference to the great bull fighter :)
I love how Kramer just joins in on the svreaming
Jerry and Kramer screaming in unison - I lost it at that moment 🤣
0:56..............."They're delicious!" 😂😂
it takes 120 days for the blood to get replaced, so it takes this much time for every kramer cell to die in jerry's body
Hey buddy 🤣🤣
1:04 that reaction 😂
Kramer taping canadian parliament on cspan, you just know that was a Larry David line, so obscure like why would anyone want to tape a parliamentary session let alone Kramer lol
Even when he doesn't speak, Newman still leaves an impression
That man moves like a cartoon character ripped straight outta Who Framed Roger Rabbit, I swear. I love Wayne Knight 💕
He's the best.
My Netflix subscription got snatched from me so this RUclips channel is my livelihood. So Thank you guys
"You've got three pints of Kramer in you buddy."
Jerry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kramer: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
The sausages 😂
Only kramer would be recording Canadian Parliament on C-span 😂
Kramer's physical humor and sound effects are really, really amazing. Perfect casting.
I remember when you used to be able have your own blood stored for future use.
It is now illegal for you to store your own blood.
You have to take whatever blood they give you.
I didn't know this till I got sick
This thing is BONE DRY!
Hilarious.. I miss this show
Omg the blood. The blood? K mans blood dripping all over the car 😂
That music and dancing while making sausages cracks me up 😂
0:42 OH YOUR SICK YOUR SICK 🤣 🤣 😂
This guy used to work out with Charles Atlas in the 50's.
1850's?
🤣🤣🤣
I once used it on my supervisor at a place I worked some years ago. He'd been for a long time, so I asked what year he started there and he said '84. I asked "1884?", but he just stood there frozen and seemed upset. Some people have 0 sense of humor. I don't think he ever liked me anyway 🤣
Mandelbaum Mandelbaum Mandelbaum
0:57 this has to be one of the funniest Seinfeld moments ever 🤣🤣
Kramer's expression when screaming is hilarious
1:05 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Seriously Jerry!?!
"hey buddy, hey buddy, hey buddy..." 🤣
From watching Canadian parliament to making sausages with typical old school organ music a la hockey game music like canadian hockey lol some thinking went into this lol
I love the choice of using the mambo tune "Mañana" by Jackie Davis for the sausage scene.
Kramer: bloodddd at 2:58 LOL
This sounds like a SpongeBob episode, Jerry being Squidward and Kramer Spongebob
The dual screaming 😂😂
Brilliant writing, who comes up with this stuff😂😂😂😂😂
“I do not want that in here.” 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh by the way when you get back to the apartment try to keep it down because Newman is taking a nap in your bed 😂
Love these guys.
Them dancing while making sausages in his kitchen made me burst out laughing!!
Hey buddy... Hey buddy... Hey buddy... 😂😂😂
Pudding skin singles....legendary
A kidney plus the blood might just about cover everything Kramer had mooched from Jerry up to that point, lol.
1:38 😂
How uptight can Jerry be real or extremely
jerry face at 1:04 LOL
Ahhh you cut the best part at 0:24
Kramer: “You know for a fat man, you’re not very jolly.”
2:03 - I love how Jerry immediately knows what’s going on but ends up being guilted into stuff, anyway.
Jerry screaming is hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣
1:01 Like The Junior Mint scene when the Junior Mint goes up and flies into the body that is getting surgery done in it.
This has to be the most insane Seinfeld episode. Blooood! :D
2:50 🍿🍿 👀
Them screaming in the hospital is hilarious
I love how Kramer doesn't ask Jerrry for his Tupperware, he just tells him he's borrowing all his Tupperware.
I love how Jerry has no noticeable cut or wound after he gets out of the hospital.
Think about it. Jerry has Kramer AND Newman blood inside him
The chaos
I wish I had a friend like Kramer!
3 pints worth of friend
Kramer is so generous he just swings and misses yk he means well;-;
If I were in Jerry's shoes,I would move very far away from these guys and also get a restraining order.
1:04 ah
Kramer: "For a portly fella ,you're not very jolly." and calling Jerry fatso 🤣
This is one of the few scenes Jerry's acting felt genuine. Probably because the mere idea really freaks him out
It's 'Go Time!'
Hey buddy, hey buddy, hey buddy
Kramer opening that rad cap is a good way to get 3rd degree burns.
Newman breaking into the room like a naughty hamster
Listen to your pulse, hey buddy, hey buddy
HEADS UP!
This is a great video from a great episode. Love Manana from Mambo Fever by Jackie Davis!
The thumbnail is hilarious 😂😂😂
You ordered pizza with anchovies?! 1:36