Jerry & Kramer Become Blood Brothers | The Blood | Seinfeld

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @Rellbronjames9
    @Rellbronjames9 Год назад +818

    "I can feel his blood borrowing things from my blood" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez4298 Год назад +384

    Jerry and Kramer screaming 😂😂😂

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray Год назад +9

      1:36 ! !

    • @gigahorse1475
      @gigahorse1475 Год назад +13

      The normal Kramer reaction to someone screaming at him his screaming right back!

    • @rossmathias5675
      @rossmathias5675 9 месяцев назад +7

      Newman screaming at the end of the full episode is good too

    • @whodat2705
      @whodat2705 Месяц назад +2

      I wish they would have included the last scene with Newman. That was the best part

    • @alecdorval
      @alecdorval 27 дней назад +1

      Sounded like a chicken hahaha

  • @InMotionForAMillion
    @InMotionForAMillion Год назад +217

    “Yeah, I’m borrowing all your Tupperware.”
    Cosmo Kramer, ladies and gentlemen.

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 3 месяца назад

      “Oh?” Lol Jerry doesn’t need much does he.

  • @gregoriovega1060
    @gregoriovega1060 Год назад +135

    I can feel his blood inside of me. Borrowing stuff from my blood

  • @pipedown1246
    @pipedown1246 Год назад +182

    Kramer is one of those people that if they do you any favors you owe them forever and all the favors you've already done for them don't even count 😄

    • @Boss_Tanaka
      @Boss_Tanaka Год назад +24

      I know real people who are like this

  • @dharmallars
    @dharmallars Год назад +283

    I love the idea that emergency medical technicians would accept a blood donation from a Tupperware container just because it happened to be right there

    • @128thMic
      @128thMic Год назад +45

      I love that you think Kramer didn't do it by himself before the paramedics arrived.

    • @danthemankhan
      @danthemankhan 10 месяцев назад +14

      Kramer isn't waiting for the EMT, he's getting that blood rrrrright in there!

    • @ShawnCalay
      @ShawnCalay 8 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 6 месяцев назад

      Less than 1% donate blood
      They take what they can get

    • @nebojsapopovic396
      @nebojsapopovic396 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂 preach blood brother

  • @DJSeanE
    @DJSeanE Год назад +92

    The music they're listening to while making the sausages cracks me up! 🤣

    • @mikeg1378
      @mikeg1378 6 месяцев назад +5

      And then continued to play on the radio in the car 😅

    • @GeminiJonson
      @GeminiJonson 5 месяцев назад +1

      Same

  • @Suzukimarshall
    @Suzukimarshall 10 месяцев назад +29

    1:04 the way how Jerry got shocked

  • @TheErik249
    @TheErik249 Год назад +220

    This episode had two of the greatest plots in the history of the show - "The blood" and Lloyd Bridges playing Mr. Mendlebaum the personal trainer.

    • @hoosierflatty6435
      @hoosierflatty6435 Год назад +26

      *IT'S GO TIME*

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Год назад +12

      This guy's gonna have me box a kangaroo!

    • @LowLevelNC
      @LowLevelNC Год назад

      You think you're tough, picking on an old man? Maybe you'd like to try someone your own age?

    • @stoneylonesome5826
      @stoneylonesome5826 Год назад +6

      @@hoosierflatty6435 “World’s Greatest Dad”

    • @Boss_Tanaka
      @Boss_Tanaka Год назад +9

      Mendelbaum! Mendlebaum ! Mendlebaum!

  • @KHoltzie
    @KHoltzie 6 месяцев назад +21

    Jerry screaming causing Kramer to scream is f-kin’ HILARIOUS-gets me every time!
    😱🤣😱

  • @ShiningTimeStudios475
    @ShiningTimeStudios475 Год назад +35

    "OH, YOU'RE SICK YOU'RE SICK!" 😂

  • @The_GlitchWitch
    @The_GlitchWitch 10 месяцев назад +17

    1:05 the face and sound that Seinfeld makes here is probably about the funniest thing he does in the whole show

  • @kandoo1316
    @kandoo1316 Год назад +56

    When Kramer gets caught off guard when Jerry starts screaming and doesn't know what to do so he just joins in with more screaming....Makes me laugh every single time. Lolll

    • @tokenblack7983
      @tokenblack7983 9 месяцев назад

      It’s so brilliant. Comedic genius

  • @Obsessedwithcookies757
    @Obsessedwithcookies757 Год назад +65

    The best part was left out, near the end! Where Newman gives Jerry some of his blood, causing Jerry, Kramer and Newman to scream!

  • @isabel1983
    @isabel1983 Год назад +38

    1:07 “I’m right here”
    “I can see that” 😂 and “when somebody yells heads up, you’re not supposed to actually look up” lol!

  • @Cookieboy70
    @Cookieboy70 Год назад +42

    Kramer just starts screaming too, lol

  • @robertkroberjr.157
    @robertkroberjr.157 Год назад +113

    If I remember correctly, he also gets Newman's blood. 🤣🤣

    • @eduardo_corrochio
      @eduardo_corrochio Год назад +5

      Would've been nice if this video included that clip where Jerry learns that he has some Newman in him. It feels wrong to make a compilation of this blood story without those three guys screaming together like maniacs. But this channel is somewhat notorious for leaving out choice bits.

    • @danthemankhan
      @danthemankhan 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@eduardo_corrochio They have a strict five minute rule. Some things are going to get left out.

    • @eduardo_corrochio
      @eduardo_corrochio 10 месяцев назад

      @@danthemankhan I know, it's basically a channel for whetting peoples' appetite for the show so that they'll subscribe and watch it or they buy it on disc. But for me it feels lousy when a key moment can't be included just because of the five minute rule. Make the videos seven minutes, LOL. ;-D

  • @jameswitt645
    @jameswitt645 5 месяцев назад +12

    "Oh, by the way, when you get back to your apartment, um, try to keep it down because Newman is taking a nap in your bed." 😂

  • @Neilhammond64
    @Neilhammond64 Год назад +46

    1:00 In an alternate reality, Jerry spent the rest of the series with an eyepatch.
    He could never escape being a pirate.

    • @Yasuda9000
      @Yasuda9000 Год назад +6

      Jerry Seinfeld: But I don't want to be a pirate!

  • @hippiecheezburger5457
    @hippiecheezburger5457 Год назад +16

    Jerry and Kramer screaming is so hilarious, I could watch it 50 times and still laugh

  • @phussion
    @phussion Год назад +15

    "Hey buddy... Hey buddy.. Hey buddy.."

  • @EZZMONEY
    @EZZMONEY Год назад +53

    Having Kramer blood gave Jerry more street cred with some of Kramer's unsavory friends 🩸

    • @mikeg1378
      @mikeg1378 6 месяцев назад +2

      Like Bob Sacamano?

  • @coolguy02536
    @coolguy02536 Год назад +74

    First Kramer thought the tomato juice was milk, now Jerry thinks it's blood.

    • @jackkrauss
      @jackkrauss Год назад +5

      Why don't you shut your shades? They are shut, lol.

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Год назад +3

      Who even needs an entire jug of tomato juice? I have never seen Jerry makin any bloody maries! 😂😂

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 6 месяцев назад

      What's wrong with drinking blood? 😂

  • @scchouhansanjay
    @scchouhansanjay Год назад +30

    "hey buddy, hey buddy, hey buddy" 😂

  • @HYPERI0N.
    @HYPERI0N. Год назад +15

    “ You know Jerry when someone yells heads up you’re not actually supposed to look up.”

  • @Eralen00
    @Eralen00 Год назад +21

    I'm taping Canadian parliament on C-span 🤣

    • @cerealfamine1
      @cerealfamine1 Год назад +1

      Our Parliament is broadcast on C-Span?

  • @banzanbuddhist1451
    @banzanbuddhist1451 Год назад +11

    These guys are legends love them, first time I ever saw Kramer in the early 90's was in "Problem child" loved him since then.

  • @donnamead3439
    @donnamead3439 Год назад +41

    What a great show!!

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 Год назад +3

      Yes, it still is....even in 2023! 👍

  • @thomasbiship269
    @thomasbiship269 Год назад +12

    Kramer is a real friend

  • @bozak2320
    @bozak2320 Месяц назад +2

    Kramer talking about .."no, no, I don't have time right now". Guy's been on strike for 10 years LoL

  • @doomzilla3568
    @doomzilla3568 Год назад +27

    Love how Kramer takes the opportunity after giving Jerry his blood to leech off Jerry's apartment and stuff even more. Lol!!!! 😂

  • @hasselett
    @hasselett Год назад +6

    The way Kramer says "they're delicious" is so silly and hilarious.

  • @jimmyboy131
    @jimmyboy131 Год назад +3

    "Listen to your pulse....'hey buddy!'..."hey buddy!'..."

  • @kshitijsrivastava6440
    @kshitijsrivastava6440 2 месяца назад +1

    This is such an INSANE EPISODE

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar Год назад +26

    Oh man, the funniest part of this was the Mandelbaums, all 3 generations worth!

    • @eduardo_corrochio
      @eduardo_corrochio Год назад +1

      "The English Patient" episode (our first encounter with a Mandelbaum) and this one, "The Blood", go great together because of the Mandelbaums. Very funny.

    • @rjathar
      @rjathar Год назад +1

      @@eduardo_corrochio agreed... And nice handle, BTW... Love the reference to the great bull fighter :)

  • @jayboy8080
    @jayboy8080 Год назад +13

    I love how Kramer just joins in on the svreaming

  • @redfox14-ffox
    @redfox14-ffox 5 месяцев назад +1

    Jerry and Kramer screaming in unison - I lost it at that moment 🤣

  • @richardpierce4908
    @richardpierce4908 Год назад +7

    0:56..............."They're delicious!" 😂😂

  • @maavet2351
    @maavet2351 7 месяцев назад +2

    it takes 120 days for the blood to get replaced, so it takes this much time for every kramer cell to die in jerry's body

  • @aj1800
    @aj1800 Год назад +12

    Hey buddy 🤣🤣

  • @alexwilson3133
    @alexwilson3133 Год назад +3

    1:04 that reaction 😂

  • @johnb1150
    @johnb1150 Год назад +8

    Kramer taping canadian parliament on cspan, you just know that was a Larry David line, so obscure like why would anyone want to tape a parliamentary session let alone Kramer lol

  • @collinsnider4179
    @collinsnider4179 Год назад +27

    Even when he doesn't speak, Newman still leaves an impression

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Год назад +3

      That man moves like a cartoon character ripped straight outta Who Framed Roger Rabbit, I swear. I love Wayne Knight 💕

    • @Macintoshes
      @Macintoshes 4 месяца назад

      He's the best.

  • @ruffprophetproductions
    @ruffprophetproductions Год назад +4

    My Netflix subscription got snatched from me so this RUclips channel is my livelihood. So Thank you guys

  • @alienspace3960
    @alienspace3960 Год назад +14

    "You've got three pints of Kramer in you buddy."

    • @Yasuda9000
      @Yasuda9000 Год назад +2

      Jerry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    • @Eric-wu7bp
      @Eric-wu7bp 10 месяцев назад +2

      Kramer: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

  • @perrystone879
    @perrystone879 9 месяцев назад +1

    The sausages 😂

  • @gutsfinky
    @gutsfinky 5 месяцев назад +2

    Only kramer would be recording Canadian Parliament on C-span 😂

  • @KitTaylorOfficial
    @KitTaylorOfficial Год назад

    Kramer's physical humor and sound effects are really, really amazing. Perfect casting.

  • @ocsrc
    @ocsrc Год назад +6

    I remember when you used to be able have your own blood stored for future use.
    It is now illegal for you to store your own blood.
    You have to take whatever blood they give you.
    I didn't know this till I got sick

  • @tykjenffs
    @tykjenffs Год назад +5

    This thing is BONE DRY!

  • @brendanclancy4313
    @brendanclancy4313 Год назад +5

    Hilarious.. I miss this show

  • @attyla2926
    @attyla2926 Год назад +5

    Omg the blood. The blood? K mans blood dripping all over the car 😂

  • @manpower386ify
    @manpower386ify Месяц назад

    That music and dancing while making sausages cracks me up 😂

  • @Baja_Karate93
    @Baja_Karate93 8 месяцев назад +1

    0:42 OH YOUR SICK YOUR SICK 🤣 🤣 😂

  • @LowLevelNC
    @LowLevelNC Год назад +12

    This guy used to work out with Charles Atlas in the 50's.
    1850's?
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @LB14745
      @LB14745 Год назад +2

      I once used it on my supervisor at a place I worked some years ago. He'd been for a long time, so I asked what year he started there and he said '84. I asked "1884?", but he just stood there frozen and seemed upset. Some people have 0 sense of humor. I don't think he ever liked me anyway 🤣

  • @mattm7798
    @mattm7798 Год назад +12

    Mandelbaum Mandelbaum Mandelbaum

  • @eliasdimaria1663
    @eliasdimaria1663 Год назад +2

    0:57 this has to be one of the funniest Seinfeld moments ever 🤣🤣

  • @stevelogan5475
    @stevelogan5475 3 месяца назад

    Kramer's expression when screaming is hilarious

  • @rivera5b
    @rivera5b Год назад +1

    1:05 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Seriously Jerry!?!

  • @BrendanMagone
    @BrendanMagone 11 месяцев назад +1

    "hey buddy, hey buddy, hey buddy..." 🤣

  • @iaconof
    @iaconof Год назад +3

    From watching Canadian parliament to making sausages with typical old school organ music a la hockey game music like canadian hockey lol some thinking went into this lol

    • @eduardo_corrochio
      @eduardo_corrochio Год назад +1

      I love the choice of using the mambo tune "Mañana" by Jackie Davis for the sausage scene.

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 Год назад +2

    Kramer: bloodddd at 2:58 LOL

  • @ringtail2925
    @ringtail2925 Год назад +2

    This sounds like a SpongeBob episode, Jerry being Squidward and Kramer Spongebob

  • @animathehallowed1380
    @animathehallowed1380 4 месяца назад

    The dual screaming 😂😂

  • @justinmatangi6406
    @justinmatangi6406 3 месяца назад +1

    Brilliant writing, who comes up with this stuff😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kaisers.4988
    @kaisers.4988 Год назад

    “I do not want that in here.” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bungle.mr81
    @bungle.mr81 Год назад +3

    Oh by the way when you get back to the apartment try to keep it down because Newman is taking a nap in your bed 😂

  • @robertmcelfresh5972
    @robertmcelfresh5972 Год назад +4

    Love these guys.

  • @jackwimmer2249
    @jackwimmer2249 Год назад

    Them dancing while making sausages in his kitchen made me burst out laughing!!

  • @5burowz
    @5burowz Год назад +1

    Hey buddy... Hey buddy... Hey buddy... 😂😂😂

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 Год назад +3

    Pudding skin singles....legendary

  • @yellowblanka6058
    @yellowblanka6058 Год назад +3

    A kidney plus the blood might just about cover everything Kramer had mooched from Jerry up to that point, lol.

  • @whatutalkinboutwillis6122
    @whatutalkinboutwillis6122 Год назад +3

    1:38 😂

  • @waynehoxit9782
    @waynehoxit9782 Год назад +16

    How uptight can Jerry be real or extremely

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 Год назад +3

    jerry face at 1:04 LOL

  • @tylertilwick6852
    @tylertilwick6852 Год назад +2

    Ahhh you cut the best part at 0:24
    Kramer: “You know for a fat man, you’re not very jolly.”

  • @ghostrights9314
    @ghostrights9314 7 месяцев назад

    2:03 - I love how Jerry immediately knows what’s going on but ends up being guilted into stuff, anyway.

  • @ShiningTimeStudios475
    @ShiningTimeStudios475 Год назад

    Jerry screaming is hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣

  • @rayanzaidi2793
    @rayanzaidi2793 6 месяцев назад

    1:01 Like The Junior Mint scene when the Junior Mint goes up and flies into the body that is getting surgery done in it.

  • @BrianH20092
    @BrianH20092 Год назад +1

    This has to be the most insane Seinfeld episode. Blooood! :D

  • @bradford_shaun_murray
    @bradford_shaun_murray Год назад +5

    2:50 🍿🍿 👀

  • @GeminiJonson
    @GeminiJonson 5 месяцев назад

    Them screaming in the hospital is hilarious

  • @kandoo1316
    @kandoo1316 Год назад

    I love how Kramer doesn't ask Jerrry for his Tupperware, he just tells him he's borrowing all his Tupperware.

  • @jspur22
    @jspur22 2 месяца назад

    I love how Jerry has no noticeable cut or wound after he gets out of the hospital.

  • @FantometteBR
    @FantometteBR Год назад +1

    Think about it. Jerry has Kramer AND Newman blood inside him
    The chaos

  • @nicholasbailey6236
    @nicholasbailey6236 Год назад +2

    I wish I had a friend like Kramer!

  • @Yourlocaltankgirl8375
    @Yourlocaltankgirl8375 8 месяцев назад

    Kramer is so generous he just swings and misses yk he means well;-;

  • @davidmiles8423
    @davidmiles8423 2 месяца назад +1

    If I were in Jerry's shoes,I would move very far away from these guys and also get a restraining order.

  • @rhysjohnston8542
    @rhysjohnston8542 Год назад +3

    1:04 ah

  • @kandoo1316
    @kandoo1316 Год назад

    Kramer: "For a portly fella ,you're not very jolly." and calling Jerry fatso 🤣

  • @mariano1196
    @mariano1196 3 месяца назад

    This is one of the few scenes Jerry's acting felt genuine. Probably because the mere idea really freaks him out

  • @ezekielbrockmann114
    @ezekielbrockmann114 Год назад +1

    It's 'Go Time!'

  • @joycampi7233
    @joycampi7233 Год назад +2

    Hey buddy, hey buddy, hey buddy

  • @cerealfamine1
    @cerealfamine1 Год назад

    Kramer opening that rad cap is a good way to get 3rd degree burns.

  • @RPIXELN
    @RPIXELN 8 месяцев назад

    Newman breaking into the room like a naughty hamster

  • @coffeebeans6073
    @coffeebeans6073 7 месяцев назад +1

    Listen to your pulse, hey buddy, hey buddy

  • @mike91mdk45
    @mike91mdk45 Год назад +3

    HEADS UP!

  • @hymns4ever197
    @hymns4ever197 11 месяцев назад

    This is a great video from a great episode. Love Manana from Mambo Fever by Jackie Davis!

  • @jennifergray6433
    @jennifergray6433 Год назад

    The thumbnail is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @kxmode
    @kxmode 5 месяцев назад

    You ordered pizza with anchovies?! 1:36