World of Batshit - #4: Fake Planets

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

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  • @BobofWOGGLE
    @BobofWOGGLE 9 лет назад +366

    Saturn doesn't exist because SEGA doesn't sell them anymore.

    • @teo5146
      @teo5146 7 лет назад +9

      Remember the way it used to sound when it began? A choir-like «Seegaa».

    • @bluespyusa8979
      @bluespyusa8979 6 лет назад +8

      I suppose you're going to tell me that there's no such planet as the Commodore 64 now...? XD

    • @MadderMel
      @MadderMel 5 лет назад +2

      LOL !! ... But what was I then looking at when I looked through my Meade Schmidt telescope ? I saw the rings too !

    • @TCLucas40
      @TCLucas40 5 лет назад +1

      I just shot Diet Coke through my nose. Thanks a lot.
      🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @TCLucas40
      @TCLucas40 5 лет назад

      @@MadderMel I liked both my Schmidt Cassagrain and my Dob. Sold them awhile back. Want to get the Celestron Evolution 9.25.

  • @fionamagliari4562
    @fionamagliari4562 8 лет назад +554

    "he thinks'Saturn is the size of a car.'"
    he's not completely wrong, most Saturns are cars.

    • @TheRealFobican
      @TheRealFobican 8 лет назад +36

      priceless thought

    • @musicalaviator
      @musicalaviator 8 лет назад +44

      XKCD comic required:
      Average of the size of all things called "Saturn".

    • @Tuzszo
      @Tuzszo 8 лет назад +59

      Warning: math and wild estimation below
      Number of Saturn cars: about 4.4 million
      Average mass of a Saturn car: 1,500 kg.
      Guess at the number of Saturn statues in the world: 5,000
      Average mass of a statue: 250 kg.
      Guess at the number of people named Saturn: 1.5 million
      Average mass of a person: 62 kg.
      Number of planets named Saturn in the solar system: 1
      Mass of said planet: 5.68 * 10^26 kg.
      So, by a process of wild guessing, horrible rounding, and a bunch of weird search terms in my Google history now, we can arrive at the conclusion of...
      Average mass of a Saturn: 9.6 * 10^19 kg, or 96 quintillion kg, or 96 million billion kg per Saturn.
      All that to say, even if this dipshit is going by the average size of a Saturn in the solar system, he's pretty fucking far off the mark.

    • @MrMegamattX
      @MrMegamattX 7 лет назад +2

      LOOOLL! Good one! :D

    • @schadenfreudebuddha
      @schadenfreudebuddha 7 лет назад +33

      you left out Sega Saturn in your calcu-ma-lations. illuminati confirmed!

  • @Patman1978
    @Patman1978 8 лет назад +50

    Stanisław Lem, Polish science fiction writer:
    “I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet.”

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 9 лет назад +444

    He doesn't believe in planets but he accepts that moons exist?

    • @SeedlingNL
      @SeedlingNL 9 лет назад +67

      +Dr Shaym I guess noone told him yet that the moon is a hologram, then?

    • @meeborggp9055
      @meeborggp9055 8 лет назад +6

      +Dr Shaym Well...
      ..to be precise the moon is NOT a planet ! The Moon is a moon !
      You know they get nitpicking if it supports their claims.

    • @Questron71
      @Questron71 8 лет назад +15

      +Meeborg GP Well but moons / satellites are defined as that because they orbit... wait for it.. PLANETS. If there were no planets what would moons circle round and round?
      And what do these geniusses think EARTH is? Does Earth not exist too?

    • @meeborggp9055
      @meeborggp9055 8 лет назад

      Urs F
      Why do you ask me, ask them! ;-)

    • @Questron71
      @Questron71 8 лет назад +2

      Meeborg GP
      I'm too scared about what kind of answer i might reap...

  • @carlpen850
    @carlpen850 8 лет назад +74

    Saturn is no bigger than a car... TRUE ! ... my neighbor owns a Saturn and it's the size of your average car.

  • @thunderflare59
    @thunderflare59 6 лет назад +267

    He's deleted all his videos. I guess they got him.

    • @paulbottomley42
      @paulbottomley42 6 лет назад +37

      Prince Thunderflare can't decide if murdered by They or destroyed by CHL 😂

    • @ominous9139
      @ominous9139 6 лет назад +76

      Paul Bottomley I had nothing to do with it

    • @paulbottomley42
      @paulbottomley42 6 лет назад +20

      THEY I'm so confused at this pronoun. They is one person?!
      Damn...
      HeadAspolde.gif

    • @ominous9139
      @ominous9139 6 лет назад +27

      Paul Bottomley more of a representative of the Illuminati, Aliens, Reptilians and all other conspirators.

    • @grahamsecr3677
      @grahamsecr3677 6 лет назад +10

      Prince Thunderflare Simples.
      1. Google fund an astronomical observatory.
      2. Therefore Google are in on “it”.
      3. Google own RUclips.
      4. No wonder there are no videos on RUclips about Flat Earth, Moon landing conspiracies, Chemtrails.........etc. etc.

  • @maxximumb
    @maxximumb 6 лет назад +246

    17:55 I'v seen the Milky Way looking just like that whilst stood in the middle of Africa 100+ miles from any man made light. It's freaking awesome.

    • @craigcorson3036
      @craigcorson3036 6 лет назад +18

      You can see the same thing on any clear night if you get out of the city. I've seen it many times, naked eye.

    • @7777igloo
      @7777igloo 6 лет назад +8

      Same up in Ladakh, India...!

    • @nokkamies4988
      @nokkamies4988 6 лет назад +13

      Yes I can see it pretty clear too in the middle of Finnish forest at winter! I could be there watching milkyway for hours! so beautiful!

    • @paulbottomley42
      @paulbottomley42 6 лет назад +13

      A billion pounds Mr Are Souls lives in a city and doesn't understand light pollution.

    • @umachan9286
      @umachan9286 6 лет назад +17

      Best view of the Milky Way I ever had was in the Australian outback about an hour outside of Alice Springs. No lights around for miles but the sky was on fire with all the stars and everything. It was amazing, humbling and made you feel part of the cosmos at the same time.

  • @jamestoney9338
    @jamestoney9338 7 лет назад +81

    So if my friend keeps telling me he plans to go to the UK but keeps putting it off because of the time, money, and other logistics that the trip would take it is evidence that the UK dose not exist.

    • @GothicGamer2012
      @GothicGamer2012 7 лет назад +13

      James Toney I am a resident of a nonexistent country then.
      Illuminati confirmed.

    • @FunkySpunkyJunky
      @FunkySpunkyJunky 7 лет назад +18

      there is just no way anyone can survive the Atlantic radiation belts.

    • @starstorm9549
      @starstorm9549 7 лет назад +1

      neither does china

    • @FunkySpunkyJunky
      @FunkySpunkyJunky 7 лет назад +8

      The UK can easily be filmed in a Hollywood studio. And Pan-Am no longer has the technology to cross the Atlantic. ...all very suspicious!

    • @GothicGamer2012
      @GothicGamer2012 7 лет назад +1

      FunkySpunkyJunky As a resident of the UK I am offended lmao.
      Where are you getting that lack of technology bollocks from? We have cars, trains, air planes, radios, tvs, wireless Internet, smartphones, central heating, nuclear power yet no one has the technology to travel across the Atlantic?
      Your ignorance is astounding.
      Imagine for a moment me telling you that your country doesn't exist and that you're a pawn being manipulated by nasa to hide the existence of God or something. It's ridiculous isn't it? Then you wonder why only your own fellow conspiritards can take you seriously. Flat earth is a goddamn joke and an amusing one at that. You cling so blindly that you make up excuses as you go in a desperate attempt at making your conspiracy seem more legitimate, on many flat earth maps the UK is still shown while the "ice wall" or the better known south pole and the rest of the southern hemisphere in the globe model is seen stretched around the northern hemisphere. What makes your lack of belief in the UK correct over another flattards belief in the UK? How do we know which of the countless flat earth models is the correct one?
      Every flattard I speak to has a different model to talk about. How this doesn't bring up a few red flags with you I will never know, then again you never argue against your own to test the strength of your beliefs so that is perhaps to be expected.

  • @calvinhobbes2311
    @calvinhobbes2311 7 лет назад +46

    "It's the galaxy we fucking live in."
    Holy hell did I laugh out loud. These are done so well.

  • @llcoolmartine
    @llcoolmartine 7 лет назад +156

    Q: "Why are the pictures always taken of the Milky way?"
    A: "It's the galaxy we fucking live in!
    This had me laughing hard for good while!

    • @shizumi9877
      @shizumi9877 6 лет назад +49

      Every time I look outside my apartment, it's the same fucking street. If the Earth was really rotating, it would only be the same street twice a day, like clock hands.
      Checkmate, sheeple.

    • @susannsteininger5589
      @susannsteininger5589 6 лет назад +2

      @@shizumi9877 Sarcasm?

    • @zemoxian
      @zemoxian 5 лет назад +9

      Marcel Davi's
      The fact that you had to ask if that was sarcasm is a data point for measuring how far into a new dark age we are. 😂

    • @rpgkingx3629
      @rpgkingx3629 3 года назад

      Why complain that no two pictures of Saturn are the same, while complaining that all photos from Earth all have the Milkywave Galaxy in it?

  • @Dr_Robodaz
    @Dr_Robodaz 9 лет назад +265

    But... Stars *are* smaller than cars. I saw Tom Cruise getting into a mini cooper, and he's about as small as they come...

    • @EdwardHowton
      @EdwardHowton 9 лет назад +6

      Darren Ashmore They've got cars big as bars, which are bigger than stars.

    • @ggt102
      @ggt102 9 лет назад +7

      Darren Ashmore What you did there, I see it lol!

    • @Fusterclucked00
      @Fusterclucked00 9 лет назад +6

      +Darren Ashmore I mean, he's correct if he's referring to a neutron star. They are itty bitty. Definitely smaller than Saturn. But I guess it's best that we don't tell him that, it'll only confuse him more.

    • @burnininhell
      @burnininhell 7 лет назад +4

      Darren Ashmore I think a more accurate term is 'white dwarf'

    • @Dr_Robodaz
      @Dr_Robodaz 7 лет назад

      Careful.... You'll be written up as a Subversive Individual or, worse yet a Xenu worshipper if Word gets back to Mordor that you are dissing the Teh Krooz (especially as David Miscarr.... I mean Miscavige is not exactly statuesque himself).

  • @gowdsake7103
    @gowdsake7103 3 года назад +16

    Come back CHL you are sorely missed

  • @theheavymetalbrony2257
    @theheavymetalbrony2257 9 лет назад +50

    Every time you bring up someone in your World of Batshit series I always think back to the quote by Albert Einstein;
    _"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."_
    Great work as always CHL :)

  • @badendhappy2903
    @badendhappy2903 9 лет назад +35

    I love it when people with a PhD in Wikipedia decides they are on equal footing to actual scientists.
    Dunning-Kruger effect +1.

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 3 года назад +1

      The game devs seem to be constantly buffing dunning-kruger based effects ever since releasing the COVID-19 patch.

    • @NikodAnimations
      @NikodAnimations 6 месяцев назад

      Dunning-kruger++

  • @johnqm15
    @johnqm15 6 лет назад +86

    Dear Cool Hard Logic, I cannot explain how much I love what you do. I wanted to make such detailed videos on why flattards are wrong, but you beat me to it by several years. I have a PhD in astrophysics and have been struggling to understand the psychological conditions that result in mass delusion and an inability to make basic observations such as the position of stars in the sky or the moon or sun and then say that the earth is flat. Your brilliant and very well done videos on the flat earthers idiocracy are particularly useful and practical for those hopelessly lost in their own fantasy who are unable to even tell the ground from their own rear end. Thank you CHL, keep it up, and much props to you, good sir.

    • @howardsmith9342
      @howardsmith9342 6 лет назад +1

      Look up the Dunning-Keller Effect.

    • @howardsmith9342
      @howardsmith9342 6 лет назад +4

      My mistake (go figure). It's the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

    • @jdanielcramer
      @jdanielcramer 5 лет назад +5

      The tragedy of this is that they are unable to appreciate the magnificent milestones made by humans in scientific study😿

    • @briancrawford69
      @briancrawford69 4 года назад +2

      I think it's just as simple as they aren't very intelligent

    • @alanlowe9716
      @alanlowe9716 4 года назад +2

      Flattard's creation science was annihilated back in '87. Their attempt at resurrecting it as intelligent design was totally gutted in 2005. And now, Cool Hard Logic brilliantly disembowels every flattard argument with ease. I wonder when they are going to stop wasting oxygen and contribute something useful to the planet. They just never do...

  • @VikingPickles
    @VikingPickles 8 лет назад +139

    Mr. Are Souls, LOL

  • @jacklandon9933
    @jacklandon9933 8 лет назад +18

    "Planets are about the same size as stars, or maybe a little bit bigger." He actually said this. With his actual mouth he said this. What the actual fuck?!!?

  • @paulbenedict1289
    @paulbenedict1289 8 лет назад +52

    I don't have a car or enough money to go for a vacation.
    I guess vacations don't exist :(

    • @howardsmith9342
      @howardsmith9342 6 лет назад +3

      For you they don't !! (Me, too, sadly.)

    • @TheWrongTreeAU
      @TheWrongTreeAU 5 лет назад +1

      At least you'll never have to miss out on touring Australia. We don't really exist either, apparently. :-)

    • @htcmlcrip
      @htcmlcrip 4 года назад

      Soooo trueeeee lmao

    • @htcmlcrip
      @htcmlcrip 4 года назад

      Ps u dont need car to go on vacation. I guess cars doesn't exist because you dont need then to go for non existent holiday too?

  • @ptonpc
    @ptonpc 9 лет назад +45

    Cletus was just on the NASA RUclips channel trying to tell everyone the Earth is flat, no one's been to the moon etc. *sighs* Sometimes there is not enough chlorine in the genepool

    • @mikeyunovapix7181
      @mikeyunovapix7181 7 лет назад +5

      let's fund a trip to the moon for him. he can stay there.

    • @TheLenaweeTrekker
      @TheLenaweeTrekker 6 лет назад +1

      😀😁😂🤣

    • @Eye_4_An_Eye
      @Eye_4_An_Eye 5 месяцев назад

      you might wanna look deeper into the declassified astronaut files before you go calling people crazy! also research the space race DEEPLY before you call people cray. also, go to the beach and watch the sunset...then pull out a telescope and watch how the sun magically appears again just like any ships you saw "disappear" on the horizon lol. you sure are a good little puppet arent you haha

  • @KingCrocoduck
    @KingCrocoduck 9 лет назад +431

    Time for another dose of pwnage. My body is so ready.

    • @aliceerus9254
      @aliceerus9254 9 лет назад +5

      *backs away slowly*

    • @SergioVeraH
      @SergioVeraH 9 лет назад +5

      King Crocoduck Dramatic Martymer81 saying "Of Course"

    • @EmperorZelos
      @EmperorZelos 9 лет назад +1

      King Crocoduck that's what she said :P

    • @FredBeckhusen
      @FredBeckhusen 9 лет назад +21

      This was brilliantly done. I don't usually laugh loudly at videos, but this one did it to me multiple times.

    • @Andronicus87
      @Andronicus87 7 лет назад

      Television and a shitty education system are responsible for this shit....

  • @docdaneeka3424
    @docdaneeka3424 8 лет назад +125

    but you can buy even just a toy telescope for $50 and see how everything is? For your self? No consipiracy, no holograms, no mind altering gas or electromagnetic fields? You just look in your own time for your self and see it? How is this even a thing?

    • @michaelcoulter1114
      @michaelcoulter1114 8 лет назад +20

      Doc Daneeka
      Because people are stupid?
      Some of them, anyways 😂

    • @grahvis
      @grahvis 8 лет назад +14

      Now flat earthers are getting Nikon P900s, taking wobbly videos of out of focus stars and making up all sorts of nonsense about them.

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic  8 лет назад +43

      grahvis, they're just too incompetent to be in possession of technology. These are morons who don't even understand exposure at a basic level, yet these shit streaks think they're imaging the surfaces of stars by having the camera out of focus.... because that totally works with everything else, right?! Idiots. Fucking idiots.

    • @Nickgowans
      @Nickgowans 8 лет назад +6

      Doc Daneeka because he doesn't want to know, if he did then he would research and learn. Instead he wants to speculate and ramble on the Internet. Which is why he thinks the whole world apart from a handful of fellow morons are in on the big secret scam.

    • @michaelcoulter1114
      @michaelcoulter1114 8 лет назад +14

      Al Paca
      That's the thing that pisses me off the most about conspiracy theorists, their inane insistence that anyone who doesn't believe their bullshit is either a "sheep" or "in on the conspiracy".
      If more than 2 people know a secret, then it's not going to stay secret for long, but these "special snowflakes" think that thousands of people are able to hide worldwide conspiracies for decades, and the only people who've figured it out are a bunch of mouthbreathers who insist "I've dun mah research" because they watch stupid videos on RUclips.
      Lol, not that I have anything against videos on RUclips - I just like the ones that make sense 😃

  • @chemicalx9710
    @chemicalx9710 9 лет назад +45

    Oh god, Mr. Are Souls' entire channel is a goldmine of non-stop hilarity. In one video, he claims that within the next couple of years, *Jupiter* will be re-classified as a dwarf planet. JUPITER. *_DWARF_* PLANET. Yeah, somehow I doubt that Jupiter's fat ass is getting re-classified anytime soon. Has this guy never glanced at a model of the solar system?

    • @YOSSARIAN313
      @YOSSARIAN313 9 лет назад +5

      Chemical X
      It's really hard to explain things like that to people who believe in magic.

    • @Akira625
      @Akira625 9 лет назад +3

      Chemical X A dwarf planet?!! *lol* What is he smoking?

    • @otallono
      @otallono 7 лет назад

      He's just like every kid who has heard "pluto is no longer a planet" and hasn't done any research in to learning why lol Most people are just accepting of it but people with mental illness need to come up with their own reason

    • @OsirisLord
      @OsirisLord 7 лет назад

      Could it be that he confused Dwarf Planet with Brown Dwarf? Much in the same way he confused with the reclassification of Pluto from planet to dwarf planet to Pluto doesn't exist at all, getting swept up in the usual idiot paradigm that science was somehow wrong about the nature of Pluto all these years.

  • @Niobesnuppa
    @Niobesnuppa 7 лет назад +31

    "Saturn looked fake to me" How the hell does he think Saturn was faked then when he was looking through a telescope? Does he think they added a little image of Saturn inside the telescope to fool him, or does he think the American government put up a cardboard cutout of Saturn in the atmosphere just in case anyone used a telescope? I've seen Saturn with a telescope myself on a cloudless winter night, and I live in Norway, so not even close to where he saw it. I could even see its moon Titan as a tiny speck near it. This guy is broadcasting his stupidity and lack of knowledge to the entire world, and he doesn't seem to realise he's supposed to be embarassed.

    • @Cat-ct9hn
      @Cat-ct9hn 6 лет назад +4

      Niobesnuppa According to a FEr I had a discussion with (something I regret having started now) told me the same. After a long discussion, we agreed to me taking some photos of the planets through my telescope. After showing it to him, it apparently was CGI. Apparently „the government delivers CGI into your telescope via WiFi“. My telescope doesn‘t have WiFi and I was able to spot the planets with the naked eye:D

    • @Johnnymagnet92
      @Johnnymagnet92 5 лет назад +4

      Most collosally stupid people don't realise how stupid they are. The less you know, the more you think you know.

    • @DOC19581
      @DOC19581 5 лет назад +2

      @@Johnnymagnet92 Dunning-Kruger anyone?

    • @Johnnymagnet92
      @Johnnymagnet92 5 лет назад +1

      @@DOC19581 Exactly that Mike

    • @OsirisLord
      @OsirisLord 5 лет назад +1

      From what I understand from his video Mr. Arseholes didn't look at Saturn at night but during the day. As a result atmospheric pollution was visible and so Saturn had a blue tint to it making it look different from all the pictures he's seen and therefore he thought it looked fake.

  • @ellinar1
    @ellinar1 7 лет назад +33

    These, Dougal, are small. Those, are far away. Small. Far away.

    • @KarbineKyle
      @KarbineKyle 5 лет назад +3

      LOL! CHL put that scene in his latest 'World of Batshit: Size' video!

  • @DjVortex-w
    @DjVortex-w 9 лет назад +61

    "They", the most powerful organization in the world.

    • @bush_man1541
      @bush_man1541 7 лет назад

      WarpRulez OH HELP US! IT'S "THEY"

    • @pyroparagon8945
      @pyroparagon8945 7 лет назад

      WarpRulez
      It's Society 23

    • @rob28803
      @rob28803 7 лет назад +5

      WarpRulez when I'm president, I'll create a bureau called "They". Then sit back and watch these fuckers go absolutely nuts.

  • @arnbassbaritone
    @arnbassbaritone 9 лет назад +58

    Even spirit "science" knows planets are real. Damn...

    • @michaelgray2534
      @michaelgray2534 9 лет назад +5

      arnbassbaritone Ouch!

    • @Akira625
      @Akira625 9 лет назад +22

      arnbassbaritone Yeah even Space Jews sound more plausible than fake planets.

    • @OsirisLord
      @OsirisLord 7 лет назад +3

      I love that Spirit Science is the bar for measuring stupidity. Flat-Earthers and general space deniers, and Young Earth Creationists are dumber than Spirit Science.

  • @ghostassassin1107
    @ghostassassin1107 8 лет назад +63

    I still can't believe Stars are Souls channel bit the dust. I guess the ominous "they" finally got him and shut him down. Either way, we have one less idiot to laugh at.

    • @adamwilder2943
      @adamwilder2943 6 лет назад +5

      Ghost Assassin He simply vanished.

    • @GameTavern2224
      @GameTavern2224 6 лет назад +1

      IDK if that's a good or bad thing

    • @docostler
      @docostler 5 лет назад

      But as of May 2019, he still has 7400 subscribers!

  • @CoolHardLogic
    @CoolHardLogic  9 лет назад +245

    Well, ladies and gentlemen, you've been waiting for the first fake planet nut to turn up in the comment section, and, well... if you sort by Newest First,
    Here's one
    |
    V ...just make sure you're not a Nazi NASA sympathizer if you respond! :-D

    • @wellsgb1957
      @wellsgb1957 9 лет назад +12

      Please do more! Great Vid!

    • @juststeve5542
      @juststeve5542 9 лет назад +34

      These guys are challenging the dark ages for backward thinking... Even then they knew planets existed!
      They might have have had their model wrong about to which planet orbits which (and made some incredibly complex mechanical calculators to follow their flawed model), but they still knew that planets existed!

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic  9 лет назад +29

      UNI BUST
      ***** has some videos on flat Earth nuts like Rory Cooper, which are well worth checking out. I've been getting a lot of requests to do a WoB on flat Earthers so if I can find an appropriate nutjob, they may well get an episode. Mr Arse Souls linking 9/11 to Earth being flat is something I haven't clicked on yet :-D

    • @namesakesecretspy8327
      @namesakesecretspy8327 9 лет назад +3

      CoolHardLogic I've got a community here on G+ that might aid in the search for the perfect nut. I've had all kinds of arguments so far with the owner, he's the only one that seems to post. But his video links might lead somewhere interesting.
      plus.google.com/communities/110948746616556574259

    • @strangenameforaband342
      @strangenameforaband342 9 лет назад +5

      Cool video man can you do a flat earth video? I don't think it's going to go away anytime soon

  • @WildwoodClaire1
    @WildwoodClaire1 9 лет назад +114

    Brilliant! That must have taken forever to compile. This video is an example of what can be accomplished with a bit of science, a lot of creativity, and a great deal of perseverance; and of course, a clueless, grimly earnest numpty to serve as foil.

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic  9 лет назад +7

      WildwoodClaire1
      Cheers, Claire!

    • @KCKatheist
      @KCKatheist 9 лет назад +6

      WildwoodClaire1 "...clueless, grimly earnest numpty." Indeed. But why, in the name of Sagan, are there *so many*?

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic  9 лет назад +13

      Kaycee K
      _"But why, in the name of Sagan, are there so many?"_
      Stupid people breed like flies.

    • @KCKatheist
      @KCKatheist 9 лет назад +5

      CoolHardLogic I have observed this to be true...

    • @BlasterMaster80
      @BlasterMaster80 9 лет назад +2

      Kaycee K Confirmation bias? Perhaps it's that we tend to notice when people say stupid things more often then not.
      I think it's because people celebrate anti intellectualism and our education system doesn't teach critical thinking skills well enough. People are ignorant because society fails to keep them honest.

  • @simonbrook2139
    @simonbrook2139 8 лет назад +43

    Your professional delivery of facts with a perfect amount of slightly profane criticism, all dead-pan, have made my evening. So very well done.

  • @tenken103
    @tenken103 9 лет назад +19

    Wow, just wow! I don't even... this guy... he... ahhhhhhh!
    I am at an absolute loss. If breathing wasn't automatic this guy would suffocate. He might be dumber than the lady shooting vinegar at jet exhaust.

  • @theheretic7013
    @theheretic7013 9 лет назад +17

    I feel like your "CHL" face-palm oven gloves would be a brilliant brand to sell to young, exuberant critical-thinkers who are driven mad by bullshit. Sometimes the best products on the market are created to solve a problem, I think you're onto something ;).

  • @edbecka233
    @edbecka233 5 месяцев назад +3

    I was a working countersniper for a goodly while. A typical 20X spotting scope will handily show Jupiter's Galilean moons and Saturn's ring and a couple of its moons. One night I placed my scope on the hood of a patrol unit, pointed it at Saturn and gave the gathered patrolmen a gander at it. One of them insisted that I had "put a decal" on the objective lens...

  • @boblake2340
    @boblake2340 8 лет назад +151

    Went to check out the original video, Gone!... checked his channel, empty :P
    Looks like CHL's good work paid off :)

    • @ShawnHufford
      @ShawnHufford 8 лет назад +5

      +Bob Lake yeah, happened months ago... in the last week though, some dude just started mirroring all the videos he had up(including this one)

    • @meeborggp9055
      @meeborggp9055 8 лет назад +24

      +Shawn Hufford Hmmm...
      ..seems NASA took him down for telling the truth. Maybe next time we get videos from underground about hollow earth.

    • @EarlFaulk
      @EarlFaulk 8 лет назад +4

      Why? Leave the garbage in the trashbin where it belongs.

    • @thunberbolttwo3953
      @thunberbolttwo3953 8 лет назад +2

      Meerborg Gp the Earth is not hollow.If it was there would be no magnetic field protecting the planet from the solar winds.

    • @meeborggp9055
      @meeborggp9055 8 лет назад +5

      thunberbolt two
      "You don´t say!"
      Keep calm, I am on your side.^^

  • @jonnynaruto4
    @jonnynaruto4 8 лет назад +26

    "Saturn did not look real to me, but I'm not saying it isn't there" UHH?? So your saying its Fake and real at the same time ?

    • @SgtKOnyx
      @SgtKOnyx 8 лет назад +2

      Jonathan Evans he'd be thinking its a fake object, not a non existent one.

    • @Whatuniverse
      @Whatuniverse 6 лет назад

      Its an illusion. A hologram

  • @TraneFrancks
    @TraneFrancks 7 лет назад +217

    God, I just love these videos. Funny and informative. Good stuff!

    • @game382
      @game382 6 лет назад +4

      Trane Francks hilarious I couldn’t stop watching and laughing

    • @55Quirll
      @55Quirll 6 лет назад +1

      I agree, when I feel low or that my day has be a waste I just go to ' World of Batshit ' or other channel and watch videos by people who don't know what they are talking about and find myself laughing on the floor and feeling great. Problem solved.

    • @jamesrobert7155
      @jamesrobert7155 6 лет назад +1

      @@tomgunton
      Ho-ly shit man! People actually believe that stuff? That's crazy!

    • @Damaged262
      @Damaged262 6 лет назад

      @@tomgunton And there are tons of "retards" who post nonsense without making a single point to back their claims. So, what are yours? What do you believe and why do you believe them? I ask you, since you took the time to reply, what is it that you believe in with these so called "fake" planets. Why do you believe it and what can you show me (or anyone else willing to hear what you have to say) that gives any validity to what you believe? The video points out their claims, what are yours and how do you back these thoughts? I really want to understand your perspectives.
      It's a really simple question. So, if you are sure of what you believe, convince me, please don't worry about others here. I would hope you'd like others to finally realize what you've pinned your beliefs on, I'm ready to hear from you. Thank you for your time.

    • @Damaged262
      @Damaged262 6 лет назад

      And silence, another powerhouse to back their claims. They must truly love the sounds of crickets, hoping they turn into locusts (those would be grasshoppers, but I just mock you because you all deserve it).

  • @GreatPirateSolomon42
    @GreatPirateSolomon42 9 лет назад +16

    They're using frickin laser beams to burn holes in the atmosphere!

    • @eleanor-forte
      @eleanor-forte 7 лет назад +1

      No, clearly *the sun is a deadly lazer*
      OMG ARE YOU SAYING THAT THEY HAVE MINIATURE SUNS INSIDE OBSERVATORIES?!? GENIUS!!!

    • @Aw0L74
      @Aw0L74 7 лет назад +1

      They need to put those laser beams back on the heads of sharks where they belong!

  • @Kyrichenko
    @Kyrichenko 7 лет назад +17

    That's a hell of a machine we all live in, the graphic are so realistic and touchable, that CGI sun amazes me every "fakeing" day...
    (just trying to think as flattard)

  • @Jehannum2000
    @Jehannum2000 6 лет назад +7

    "It's the galaxy we fucking live in!"
    Cracks me up every time I watch this. Pure untarnished gold.

  • @TheLivingDinosaur
    @TheLivingDinosaur 9 лет назад +54

    Mr. Are Souls. Genius CHL. Pure genius.
    Thank you for introducing us to this gentleman and his "ring piece". Has he done any pieces on other planets, do you know? I for one would love to his his exposition on his anus.

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic  9 лет назад +8

      *****
      TLD, ladies and gentlemen! Thanks for stopping by.
      _"Has he done any pieces on other planets, do you know? I for one would love to his his exposition on his anus."_
      hahahah! He has a 45 minute video on planets not existing that he uploaded a month ago. After making this, I haven't summoned the necessary quantity of oven gloves to see what amazing new evidence he brings to the public forum in that one :-D He also has a video titled "space does not exist", which raises an interesting question: if he thinks that planets are little moons but just really far away, what would he call the space between us and them? He's also got a picture book for sale on Amazon - presumably because words aren't his thing.

    • @genericguy6382
      @genericguy6382 7 лет назад +5

      Mr. arse holes Mr. Are Souls
      You are a genius.

  • @gabrielhowardMKE
    @gabrielhowardMKE 2 года назад +7

    I got into a discussion with a flattard who insisted the other planets are discs and or emit their own light.... I stated "ya know... you can look through a telescope and see for yourself" ... he insisted they put "CGI inside of the telescopes for personal use" lol
    I then invited him to look through my telescope from the mid 80's.... he got very angry and insisted even telescopes from the 80's have "CGI inside them".....
    These people would rather come up with any insane explanation rather than admit that they were wrong.

    • @astroevada
      @astroevada Год назад +1

      Occams razor x100000
      Sadly, they will believe anything that makes them feel special and refuse to acknowledge otherwise

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver Год назад

      A flattard told me to disassemble my scope to locate the hidden graphics generators and batteries. I said I'd taken it apart many times for cleaning and repair and there's not one whit of electronics associated with my gear.
      Flattard ran away.

  • @Zaddis
    @Zaddis 6 лет назад +43

    I love the “in association with happy pig demon” thing

  • @MrJackal43
    @MrJackal43 8 лет назад +46

    Flat Earthers, hollow earth people, people who say NASA never went to the moon... All these people really make my head hurt. Thanks CHL

    • @idontgiveafaboutyou
      @idontgiveafaboutyou 8 лет назад +2

      No, they didn't go to the moon. Get over it

    • @idontgiveafaboutyou
      @idontgiveafaboutyou 8 лет назад

      Whatever idiot

    • @TheCJHowes
      @TheCJHowes 8 лет назад +14

      Lol you realize it would have been harder to fake the moon missions than to actually go there, right?

    • @TheCJHowes
      @TheCJHowes 8 лет назад +7

      Kraid. Ridley Yes, logic alone can show that the moon landings did really happen.
      The soviets obviously had spies in NASA, and not a single one exposed the fraud. The Americans, probably the proudest country on Earth, would never have taken the chance of faking the moon landings, just to have another country go years later and expose them as the fraud they are, thus losing face in front of the entire world.
      The moon landings were probably the most highly-scrutinized endeavers in history.
      But yeah, to flat Earthers, the Soviets and Americans were in on it together, all to continue the globe-Earth agenda to hide God, at the height of the cold war.
      Whatever.

    • @MrDeadHead69
      @MrDeadHead69 6 лет назад

      Gabrielia 69.It only took 30 years to NUMBDUMB down A country that put a MAN ON THE MOON!!
      got to love YOUR STUPIDY we have so mush to LAUGH at for being NUMBDUMBFULL Of YOUR self!!

  • @atmaweapon42
    @atmaweapon42 9 лет назад +10

    The most enjoyable part of this is the slow, ever intensifying anger culminating in IT'S THE GALAXY WE #$%*ing live in!!!!

  • @koohlwranchdoughreetoes3356
    @koohlwranchdoughreetoes3356 7 лет назад +11

    Hi there. It's now 2017, and the Internet has been shut down. I've had to post this comment by bringing my hovership closer to the surface where my pirate signal can be jacked directly into the NASA mainline. Martymer was right about everything.

  • @trolleyfan
    @trolleyfan 9 лет назад +31

    I love how he's disabled comments on his videos. Probably got tired of repetitions and variants of "you may be the stupidest person on the face of the Earth..."
    It's amazing that half the answers he wants to his questions can be found by looking *slightly* to the right on the screen.

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic  9 лет назад +19

      David Johnson
      _"It's amazing that half the answers he wants to his questions can be found by looking slightly to the right on the screen."_
      Yeah come on... That's effort. :-D

    • @megismies1015
      @megismies1015 7 лет назад +3

      David Johnson But he would have to look at facts! :o

    • @mikeyunovapix7181
      @mikeyunovapix7181 7 лет назад

      I'd ask how far he had his head up his ass when he started believing the stuff he said.

  • @MicroBlogganism
    @MicroBlogganism 9 лет назад +15

    Google is in on the conspiracy, and yet allows him to upload what he thinks is evidence of said conspiracy to one of their sites.. :P
    Great job as usual CHL! :D

  • @prusak26
    @prusak26 2 года назад +6

    I keep coming back to these vids. Effin brilliant.

  • @Shooter__Andy
    @Shooter__Andy 9 лет назад +8

    "They really think we're stupid"
    I... I just can't.

  • @Paetaor
    @Paetaor 9 лет назад +4

    @19:00 Dude has never been in total darkness. While at our cottage on a moonless night, 50-60 miles away from any man made light the stars are a white blanket across the sky.

  • @blaster-zy7xx
    @blaster-zy7xx Год назад +4

    “And they think we are fuckin stupid”
    “and for good reason”

  • @nasimwehbe8410
    @nasimwehbe8410 6 лет назад +9

    I have been watching your videos since I accidentally discovered your channel a couple of days ago. I find it fascinating how utterly stupid people are. It boggles my mind. Keep it up. This is great entertainment and keeps me laughing and smiling. It's sad that you even have to make videos like these but I can't stop watching the clueless and brain dead people on your videos. Love it.

  • @Teeb2023
    @Teeb2023 7 лет назад +13

    This is both hilarious, and desperately sad at the same time. It's among the worst things that the internet has done; given a platform and loudhaler to those who think they have something worthwhile to say, complete with ready-mixed baying horde of ignorant twatbaskets, most of whom consider themselves more of an authority on the cosmos than practicing astronomers and astrophysicists.

    • @lloydmunga4961
      @lloydmunga4961 6 лет назад

      Anthony Rodemus are you talking about Facebook or Twitter? Or both?

  • @TmOnlineMapper
    @TmOnlineMapper 2 года назад +4

    I absolutely love it how these dimwits see something they don't understand. Then they come up with an explanation for it, declare it stupid and are proud of themselves how they just debunked that thing.

  • @Ondrix
    @Ondrix 9 лет назад +8

    I don't get how this guy can be so ignorant on planets and shadows....... but can use 3d rendering software to try (and fail) to prove his point.

  • @leojaksic8372
    @leojaksic8372 9 лет назад +54

    I expected no less from CHL. You should really try debunking the Flat Earthers next, if you find the time.

    • @leojaksic8372
      @leojaksic8372 9 лет назад +6

      I thought he just debunked geocentrism.

    • @SirThinkALot42
      @SirThinkALot42 9 лет назад +6

      Leo Jakšić I'd like to see him take on the people who think the planes involved in the 9/11 attacks were holograms.
      Because those people are crazy even by truther standards.

    • @RedsRhetoric
      @RedsRhetoric 9 лет назад +5

      john broadhurst
      Thanks for the shout out. But I am not worthy when compared to the epicness that is CoolHardLogic

    • @leojaksic8372
      @leojaksic8372 9 лет назад

      john broadhurst Oh, that was informative, thanks.

    • @leojaksic8372
      @leojaksic8372 9 лет назад

      Reds Rhetoric I just saw one such video. It's not exactly what I expected, as it only deals with one youtube nutob,not the whole conept (at least not as far as I've seen yet), but the video was enjoyable and I subscribed to you for it. It was funny, and you seem to be quite knowledgable on arithmetics and geometry. Indeed, you should be proud of yourself, not feel bad.

  • @mihailazar2487
    @mihailazar2487 6 лет назад +3

    Highlight of the video:
    "Why photoshop bullshit? And it's always the milky way..."
    There is , of course, one very compelling reason why the Milky Way features so heavily in shots of the night sky taken from earth: IT'S THE GALAXY WE FUCKING LIVE IN !

  • @MahraiZiller
    @MahraiZiller 9 лет назад +40

    You had me at "Mister Are Souls"....

    • @YOSSARIAN313
      @YOSSARIAN313 9 лет назад +1

      What are the odds he makes a response video?

    • @MahraiZiller
      @MahraiZiller 9 лет назад +1

      Brett Wilson
      I doubt he'd even know where to start ;)

    • @GrasponReality
      @GrasponReality 9 лет назад +6

      *****
      Though one thing you should have learned by now.. is there is no come back too stupid for a flat earther... Figuring there are two kinds of flat earthers.. the click bait scammers and the religiously motivated too fucking stupid to feed and dress themselves Mr Arse Holes in firmly in the latter camp...

    • @bass-dc9175
      @bass-dc9175 9 лет назад +2

      ***** Everyone who watched your videos knows: there is no boundry to the stupidity radiated by Flat Earthers.
      It seems that the theme you observed (Complete lack of knowledge about basic geometry) holds true even in the special case of mr "Are Souls".
      and GrasponReality It seems that mr arseholes seems to be in both camps.
      Click bait religious motivated scammers and to stupid to dress himself.

    • @MahraiZiller
      @MahraiZiller 9 лет назад +7

      Bass-D C _"there is no boundry to the stupidity radiated by Flat Earthers."_
      I think there's some kind of graph similar to a black body radiation in there somewhere - it's possible that they radiate so much stupidity that they are incapable of absorbing anything intelligent.
      Anybody want to work on the mathematics for such a graph?

  • @Martymer81
    @Martymer81 9 лет назад +185

    Awesome!

    • @Tairneanach
      @Tairneanach 9 лет назад +8

      Of course! you'd think so. You're in the video, Mr Bison.

    • @Gekkibi
      @Gekkibi 9 лет назад +8

      *****
      OF COURSE it's awesome.

    • @theheavymetalbrony2257
      @theheavymetalbrony2257 9 лет назад +2

      ***** Bit biased, aren´t we ;)

    • @michieldrost9396
      @michieldrost9396 9 лет назад +3

      ***** Of Course!

    • @ThePharphis
      @ThePharphis 9 лет назад +3

      ***** your cameo caught me off guard. So funny

  • @mamamheus7751
    @mamamheus7751 7 лет назад +18

    I've lost count of how many times I've watched this series. Partly (mostly, really) because it's fecking hilarious, but also partly because I'm trying to work out how these people were allowed to leave school, let alone reach breeding age. Just *why* would anyone come up with such ridiculous "theories" in the first place? Do they want to get friends at their IQ level? Do they make it up knowing it's shit, then come to genuinely believe it?
    Does anyone know if there have been psych studies done on those with bat-shit for brains? Surely that would have a large-enough pool from which to hook out potential case studies. It would be interesting to know the conclusions, should any be able to be found (and whether the scientists doing the studies would need some sort of deprogramming and counselling after completion).

    • @nym1001
      @nym1001 7 лет назад +1

      yes it has been known in psychology for a long time if you want a youtube breakdown you should check out Myles powers channel then go to his debunking 9/11 conspiracy theorists part 6 of 7. oh and a google search of "learning analytic thinking reduces belief in conspiracies" should point in some of the ways to treat it.

    • @mamamheus7751
      @mamamheus7751 6 лет назад

      Cheers! I'll go check it out :-D

  • @bubbafromaz5256
    @bubbafromaz5256 6 лет назад +5

    Let me stipulate
    I have only one very simple question regarding the Flat Earth Model. I am willing, for the purpose of simplicity, to stipulate to a number of Flat Earth propositions.
    1. The Earth is a flat motionless plane.
    2. The outer perimeter is a wall of ice that serves to contain the oceans.
    3. A dome of some transparent or at least translucent material covers the plane and descends to the perimeter in all directions.
    4. Above the dome there is a vast volume of water that is held at bay by the structure of the dome.
    5. On or above the dome are located myriads of tiny light sources that rotate in a regular pattern above the plane of the Earth.
    6. The rate of rotation of this array of lights is one revolution in a 24 hour period.
    7. The Sun and the Moon are located below the lower surface of the dome and are relatively close to the plane of the Earth.
    8. Their distance above the surface is roughly 3,000 to 5,000 miles.
    9. The Sun is a substantial source of light and heat that is sufficient to illuminate and heat the surface of the plane below.
    10. The Moon is either a self illuminated disc, or it is a reflective surface illuminated by the Sun, or it is a projection (probably holographic) from a location relatively near the Earth.
    11. The Sun rotates above the plane of the Earth in spiraling paths giving rise to the seasons of the year.
    12. The Sun is also shaded in such a way as to illuminate the surface of the plane for roughly 1/2 of the 24 hour day depending on the month of the year.
    13. The Sun never sinks below the surface of the plane, but rather it moves to a distance sufficient to render it too small to be seen with the human eye, either unaided or supplemented with magnifying optics.
    I will gladly accept these premises as valid after my one simple question is answered. The answer can consist of but need not be limited to any or all of the following:
    1. Written text.
    2. Drawings or sketches.
    3. Schematics or diagrams.
    4. Pictures or videos.
    5. Audio recordings.
    Finally to the question:
    HOW?
    Describe in whatever way seems appropriate just how this system is constructed and operates.

    • @Tornadopelt
      @Tornadopelt 5 лет назад

      I KNOW! I KNOW! I KNOW! Call on me!

  • @neuronoc.7343
    @neuronoc.7343 3 года назад +4

    The internet shutting down must've been him forgetting to pay his internet bills with his food stamps.

  • @Lupinicus1664
    @Lupinicus1664 3 года назад +7

    WoBS perhaps the most informative, effective, interesting and humorous series on RUclips. Surely there should be some new episodes soon....

    • @feeljesusinyou2534
      @feeljesusinyou2534 3 года назад

      If he effective then why do all the globerads here be SCAREd of me and run way from me and dont get quantum awareness of me it was gift from god you would not understand as all atheist like you think we come from a rock! But yuo gotta admit i deserve respect that i STILL pray fro you despite yuo are loads of no use

    • @SINTD_666
      @SINTD_666 3 года назад +1

      @@feeljesusinyou2534 I’m not scared of you. The only person that thinks you’re anything special is you. Our previous conversation ended suddenly with me waiting for a reply from you. Nobody is scared of you, people just get fed up of your self importance and egotistical ramblings.

    • @feeljesusinyou2534
      @feeljesusinyou2534 3 года назад

      @@SINTD_666 Were not so different you and I. I used to be like you. I used to be really stupid. But I got my stupid HEALED when I ditched the cult of the globe. I became tons smarter overnight.
      Im going to open up about my journey.I Used to by a slave to mainstream science like you. We were not so different back then. But I had been doing an science class. It didnt feel right. I could sense something feel immorals all around.Globe always seemed dumb to me and full of stupid equations and make simple look complex.DUMB! Globe sounded dumb and didnt fit creation. So it none fit Reality So earth was FLAT.I was rejecting the globe for 1st time and I clear and focused like it been never been before.Id started doing my own research for first time I was having fight in my head about what to do. with evil of atheist lies about globe and EVILution on one side but side of God on other. I was desperate for a sign. THEN! train went past right then with billboard that say "JESUS LOVES YOU".God had PLACED the knowledge and purpose upon me in that moment. Canrt be coincidence coz it billions ort one.
      I KNEW it now I was a different person after that.I KNEW I was right after all i knew my mission.
      Prayers were starting to be answered tons of times now too. I did better in brain test. I became big and tough not week like I used to be. Now globers respect me . I know science way beyond math and numbers I see bigger picture
      Im big and tough now. I dealt with a bunch of tough atheists in the streets in my tonw when they started hassling a bunch of chicks. No one hassles any of my chicks in my town and gerts away withn it. Flat earths traching tot me to be brave and fear no one, So Im seen as hero in my town/. I could never have done this as a glober.

    • @SINTD_666
      @SINTD_666 3 года назад +3

      @@feeljesusinyou2534 This is important so even though it is long, you need to read it. It will explain something you haven’t realised yet. Will you let go of your ego long enough to read and understand what I’m about to tell you?
      Firstly, copy and pasting your “about” tab (including all the errors) makes it no more convincing than the first time I read it.
      Globers don’t respect you, they back away from you to spend as little time in conversation with you as possible. My first comment explains why, and your reply to my comment provides the evidence.
      Secondly, you and I are not alike. I don’t have to be a slave to anything, I have no need to worship and nobody requests or requires me to do so. Science and natural laws don’t care whether I believe or not. However, your religion requires and demands you to believe on faith alone and to conform to its teaching. Science doesn’t.
      When you did “an science class” you had a FEELING that things weren’t right. Reality doesn’t care about your feelings. Reality is things doing what they do because of basic laws. Those laws aren’t invented or written by man, we just report on them and make observations and predictions based on them. This is undeniable.
      The books of the bible ARE the words of man. It was written by men all bible scholars admit that. The bible has been changed by many leaders, kings and different sects of Christians. Add to that changes by mistranslations (deliberate and accidental) These are undeniable facts.
      The laws of physics weren’t written by men We can’t change them, we can’t invent new ones, they have always been present and always will be. They were true before mankind existed, they will be true long after we’re gone. All we can do is understand them better and report on them more accurately.
      You’re a slave to the Wholly Babble, you pray because is says you have to. You act a certain way because it says you have to. You hate certain things because it says you have to. You have to change your natural behaviours and instincts because it says you have to, and the Wholly Babble threatens an eternity of excruciating torture if you don’t do as you’re told. These are all things told to you by a book written by fallible men.
      Neither the laws of nature or the science that explores them are written by man. Science doesn’t require you to change your likes, it doesn’t ask you to act a certain way, it doesn’t request prayer or worship, it doesn’t require you change your natural behaviour or instincts, and science doesn’t threaten an eternity of agony if you don’t believe it.
      Surely the unchangeable, unerring laws of nature, physics, mathematics, geology, seismology and all other sciences should be far more likely to be the word of a god than the Wholly Babble is. Science would be closer to god than anything written by man.
      You’re so busy being strong in your self promotion, and proud of you single minded religious bigotry, strong in thinking that you are right and everyone else is wrong, that you haven’t realised how blind you’ve been. I feel sorry for you.

    • @feeljesusinyou2534
      @feeljesusinyou2534 3 года назад

      @@SINTD_666 I dot need books. I have my senses. I only gained them good ones when i joined flat earth.
      I knwo quantum and found it EASY. I was given gift of Quantum Awareness as REWARD for ditch of globe cult. I see quantum above the level you do. than big picture. I even made quantum PREDICTIONS that years later proved true. I done it BEFORE we had evidence for them so trust me son. I got my bag science in it.

  • @Heartogold42
    @Heartogold42 7 лет назад +3

    I used to work at the Orlando Science Center, so when Mr. Are Souls brought it up, I was fuming. Nobody goes to the top of MY science center and claims Saturn us the size of a car!

  • @ikazuchioni
    @ikazuchioni 8 лет назад +21

    I'm so glad that channels like CHL and Red Rhetoric exist. I can rely on these guys to disprove pseudoscientists. I'm just sad though that 17th Century thinking has crept back into modern society.

    • @Rockets2024Champs
      @Rockets2024Champs 8 лет назад +1

      marty mer 81 also has similar videos to these

    • @ikazuchioni
      @ikazuchioni 8 лет назад +1

      Stupidadi yes, i know him too, i love all their videos, i'm actually subscribed to all three of them.

    • @johnmorris2170
      @johnmorris2170 6 лет назад +1

      Franz Joseph Esguerra These people need to be locked up because they are dangerous. They have a big influence on people (morons) dumber than they are. This is actual a form of mental illness in the DSM 5 - When an individual's delusions are shared by other people. For example if I believe in Fairies that fart oxygen and I convince other people to believe in it. This is a growing form of mental illness. I blame the internet for this.

  • @TheSackese
    @TheSackese 7 лет назад +4

    I would immediately retract the education authorization to all those schools that failed to give these nutheads proper education.

  • @daviddrahmann4209
    @daviddrahmann4209 9 лет назад +6

    "I'm Mr. are souls and I vote" (let that one sink in for a minute)...yeah.....

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic  9 лет назад +4

      David Drahmann
      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      {breathe}
      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 6 лет назад +1

      @CoolHardLogic And that's why Donald Trump, who is ignorant in pretty much anything except business(although he often fails in his ventures..) is president of the United States of America, an influential country, and making a mess of many things.

  • @Cess182sn
    @Cess182sn 8 лет назад +10

    This channel is brilliant. Informative and funny

  • @shadowthehedgehog4737
    @shadowthehedgehog4737 4 года назад +4

    I have heard of some place called New York city, but I live near Baton Rouge Louisiana and my car only has a fuel range of about 400 miles. Therefore, New York city doesn't exist.

  • @NigelNquande
    @NigelNquande 6 лет назад +3

    I propose that "ringshine" is a special kind of moonshine consumed by Mr. R. Souls, which explains a fair amount ...

  • @valevallo
    @valevallo 7 лет назад +7

    This channel is pure entertainment, glad I stumbled upon it. Subbed :)

  • @qcontinuum514
    @qcontinuum514 4 года назад +5

    I have seen stars and the milky way on a clear night away from the city's light pollution.
    What is dunderhead's problem?

  • @electronic_bunny
    @electronic_bunny 9 лет назад +6

    Its good to see a new video from this channel. I loved the batshit crazy series.

  • @richardski2218
    @richardski2218 9 лет назад +10

    Does everything have to revolve around NASA with these nutters? It's like a broken record! How many more ideas do you have for this World of Batshit, I look forward to the next one! :)

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic  9 лет назад +3

      Richard Brumby
      There seems to be no limit to the amount of batshit available...

    • @michaelgray2534
      @michaelgray2534 9 лет назад +3

      CoolHardLogic _"There seems to be no limit to the amount of batshit available..."_
      Very true. You may need to change the title of the series to *"Universe* of Batshit."

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic  9 лет назад +3

      Michael Gray
      At the moment there is no indication that these cretins have their own space programme enabling them to spread beyond Earth, so I think it's safe for now :-D

    • @richardski2218
      @richardski2218 9 лет назад +2

      "Stars are Souls" has a new video out, length: 1 hr 18 mins, perfect cure for insomnia I guess? :/

  • @KeithChapman-hr5kx
    @KeithChapman-hr5kx 6 лет назад +2

    God these videos are like a fine wine, watched when ya released them and have rewatched them periodically when I'm feeling stupid, helps to remember others are worse.

  • @MicroBlogganism
    @MicroBlogganism 9 лет назад +19

    I'm curious, did you deliberately time this video with the New Horizon flyby, so that you would have good images of Pluto?

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic  9 лет назад +23

      *****
      Nope... I had to update that section as better images came in :-D

    • @MicroBlogganism
      @MicroBlogganism 9 лет назад +1

      CoolHardLogic Ah, okay! :)

    • @AnEntropyFan
      @AnEntropyFan 9 лет назад +6

      *****
      Neither is the case. CHL, being a notorious NASA shill that he is, got the pictures from the Pluto studio set during the early filming phase.

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic  9 лет назад +7

      AnEntropyFan
      Here, have a cheque to change your mind...

    • @AnEntropyFan
      @AnEntropyFan 9 лет назад +2

      CoolHardLogic
      I'm not buying it until I see the cheque. The Global Zionist Organisation said the same thing (or at least a many totally not antisemitic Muslims and affiliates claimed that they said so), but they are still due for the first payment. Niggardly bastards, très cliché...

  • @Astronomy_Live
    @Astronomy_Live 9 лет назад +13

    He admits he saw it at the Orlando Science Center, but he thinks it's not real? So instead of realizing that his preconceived notions of what he thinks it "should" look like are wrong, he believes reality is wrong instead. As a former manager of the Crosby Observatory at the Orlando Science Center, it's entirely possible that I was the one who showed it to him. At the time I worked there we would sometimes use planetary imaging cameras on piggback scopes to show Saturn and other planets on the monitors around the lobby area under the main telescope platform, but we used standard eyepieces in our main 10" refractor that visitors would look through directly, as well as on our 10" SCT LX200 out on the balcony. The point is, there was no way to fake that view; if he saw it at OSC in the observatory, then he saw it with his own eyes in the glass of the eyepiece.

    • @rogertheshrubber2551
      @rogertheshrubber2551 9 лет назад +4

      Astronomy Live Ah ha! So, you're the "they" in "that's what 'they' want you to believe!"

    • @Astronomy_Live
      @Astronomy_Live 9 лет назад +6

      The Kris Sadly there are many people who watch my channel and actually believe that, 100%. I seem to be a magnet for the crazies. I guess it's natural when you deal with things that are so far outside of the normal everyday experience of most people. When what they experience causes cognitive dissonance they can do one of two things; revise what they believe or disbelieve what they see.
      For better or worse I've also started devoting more time to addressing fringe claims on my own channel, but I doubt it will do much good since most who believe it would also lump me in with "they."

    • @rogertheshrubber2551
      @rogertheshrubber2551 9 лет назад +4

      Astronomy Live I figured as much. That sounds exhausting. Good luck and thanks for all your work. As a side note, I have a close friend currently in school for astronomy so, hopefully, he'll be joining the ranks of "they" in the future.

    • @YOSSARIAN313
      @YOSSARIAN313 9 лет назад +1

      Astronomy Live
      He doesn't seem to think they are non existent it's more like he thinks "they" are obscuring the true nature of the planets

    • @Astronomy_Live
      @Astronomy_Live 9 лет назад +3

      Brett Wilson Well he says he saw it at my observatory but he didn't think it was real. I must be one of the "they." If he thinks it's the size of a car, then that has some very serious implications for its distance and therefore its topocentric and diurnal parallax which I must surely have noticed and hidden from him.

  • @fordsworth
    @fordsworth 7 месяцев назад +2

    Rewatching this in 2024, can confirm the internet has not been shut down

  • @dnhug
    @dnhug 6 лет назад +5

    Love your videos, because of..reasons
    Keep up the great work man

  • @GarethPhillipsCymru
    @GarethPhillipsCymru 8 лет назад +5

    This is absolute proof that community care has failed in the US.

  • @beniaminmot
    @beniaminmot 7 лет назад +1

    This is absolute popcorn gold, better than any comedy I've seen in recent times. Thank you so much for doing this and brightening my day!

  • @heyarno
    @heyarno 6 лет назад +6

    Maybe we should choose a random town and turn off the electricity for a clear night, so people can get off the screen and watch the sky.

  • @PacificCircle1
    @PacificCircle1 8 лет назад +18

    Fake planets? I never heard that one before!

    • @PacificCircle1
      @PacificCircle1 8 лет назад

      'There are no planets' dates back to Galileo's time

    • @musicalaviator
      @musicalaviator 8 лет назад +1

      literal prehistoric greeks were already tracking the position of planets, thinking they might be messages from the gods. or were gods.

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 8 лет назад +1

      Then you are missing a great one. Space is fake. I shit you not, people think that too. The Earth is in a dome made of water and ice and what we call space is just the dome.
      I apologize for Christianity for most of these people are "Christians" and their source, the Bible, doesn't say or claim what they think it does.

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 8 лет назад

      conor henderson Yeah, but saying similar things and saying the same thing is still very different. Like, "The kids played with that girl." and, "The kids played with *that* girl." tell a different story; same with, "The kids played that girl."

    • @alfredabraham7822
      @alfredabraham7822 7 лет назад

      PacificCircle1 The thing about the Internet is that it amplifies crazy viewpoints that you would never hear about in real life.

  • @superpantman
    @superpantman 7 лет назад +2

    omg when he goes on to show what saturn would be like if it were the size of a car at 13:10 I lost it.

  • @Dominion69420
    @Dominion69420 7 лет назад +12

    Goodbye Cassini... :(

  • @GothicGamer2012
    @GothicGamer2012 7 лет назад +12

    "They think we're stupid" - Conspiritard.
    "You are stupid" - Me.
    I'm honestly considering creating another RUclips channel by the name of "The ever nameless and faceless They" for the purpose of debating/arguing against conspiracies.
    I do wonder if any of them would take it seriously and believe I am the one behind all the conspiracies....
    Would be an interesting test if nothing else. ^-^

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic  7 лет назад +4

      But... But.. We're all behind the conspiracies! :-D

    • @GothicGamer2012
      @GothicGamer2012 7 лет назад +1

      True but we are just paid to spread misinformation. We are the pawns of Nasa and they use us as tools to help them target and silence conspiritards who know the truth. ;D
      I probably shouldn't be feeding their paranoia lol. They will probably take this seriously and then claim I'm trying to pretend it's a joke.

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic  7 лет назад +4

      Well some of us are just slaves of the all powerful NANA, true, but when you get to level 7 you get welcomed into the Illuminati and start receiving your regular Shill Checks. Some say it's hard keeping The Lie™, but it really isn't. Nothing clears the mind like a few sacrifices of goats and virgins. The training programmes on how to regard flattards as subhuman filth also help those who struggle to let go of the idea that they're just as worthwhile as the rest of us. Ask your grand master about it the next time you're at a Meeting of the Conspiratorial.

    • @Puka-tx1df
      @Puka-tx1df 7 лет назад

      CoolHardLogic we could also hire spys (like me)

    • @GothicGamer2012
      @GothicGamer2012 7 лет назад

      There is no need to waste our shill money on spies as Flattards are very open about their beliefs anyway. ^-^

  • @scarman5367
    @scarman5367 6 лет назад +3

    This is the best series on the internet because (a) it debunks misinformation and bullshit spread by idiots and (b) it teaches a lot of interesting science that can be used to recognize bullshit in the future.
    It’s like it’s both a pill AND a vaccine for stupid.

  • @pdoylemi
    @pdoylemi 8 лет назад +26

    Gee, I have always wanted to go to Athens. I planned to do so in the late 1980s, the 1990s, and the "'oughts" but I have never been there. Clearly, Athens does not exist.

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic  8 лет назад +5

      +Pat Doyle
      Shit, you've unlocked a new conspiracy to hide da troof about Athens!

    • @ShawnHufford
      @ShawnHufford 8 лет назад +1

      +CoolHardLogic just a heads up CHL :) some dude just started mirroring all of Arseholes videos(including this one you covered) you can find it at /watch?v=ob4wf9l13-I

    • @Servellion
      @Servellion 8 лет назад +1

      +Pat Doyle .....Which Athens?

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 8 лет назад +2

      EvilCleric
      Good point! I was thinking of the one the Illuminati claim is in a place called "Greece", but I haven't been to Athens, Georgia either! And I'll be there are other Athens out there too that don't exist!

    • @joelhassig6099
      @joelhassig6099 8 лет назад +3

      I lived in Athens Georgia for a couple years.
      It existed then, but I don't know if it exists now, because I can't see it anymore.

  • @mikecostigan9913
    @mikecostigan9913 2 года назад +3

    I re-watch your videos because they are brilliant. I wish you'd do more as you do fantastic work. Hilarious!!!

  • @durshurrikun150
    @durshurrikun150 8 месяцев назад +1

    So, the Schwarzschild radius for the 3 solar mass black hole is roughly 10 km.
    A neutron star with a mass of 1.5 solar masses has a radius of roughly 10 km.
    The Schwarzschild radius has to be less than 10 km, roughly 3 km.
    So if the Sun was 5 m (in diameter), then it would be a black hole and it would kinda miracolous that Earth hasn't been torn apart by the intense tidal forces of the black hole ( since the black hole would be 500 m away from Earth) or that life can survive being irradiated by the radiation being blueshifted by the blackhole.

  • @SirDankington
    @SirDankington 6 лет назад +5

    "Before they shut down the internet"
    Because the internet is just something you can "shut down"

  • @TheBusutil
    @TheBusutil 4 года назад +3

    That dude got completely dismantled in this video. Nicely done.

  • @Ryasis12345
    @Ryasis12345 5 лет назад +2

    Now, there is little known rule in the world of Higher Education - "Wikipedia is not a legit source for citations and references"

  • @SciFiFan2012
    @SciFiFan2012 9 лет назад +5

    At 3:50, SAS starts taking about Mars, claiming "THEY keep pumping US up about Mars, then keep pushing the date back". Why is he pumped up about Mars if it doesn't exist?
    Does he really believe his own stupidity, or is he just heavy trollin'?

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic  9 лет назад +3

      SciFiFan2012
      Consistency isn't one of this strong points it seems :)

  • @stinkyfungus
    @stinkyfungus 9 лет назад +31

    Hey CHL,
    make more of these "world of batshit" vids please!
    they are well composed, well spoken, 100% accurate, very entertaining, and quite educational.
    they are cool cloth upon my feverish brow, after braving the rathole of insanity that the internet has become.
    please make more!

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic  9 лет назад +1

      +stinkyfungus
      Thanks for watching! Number 5 is on its way.

    • @calthopian
      @calthopian 9 лет назад

      +CoolHardLogic Is it about Flat Earthers? Pleeeeeaaaassse be about flat earthers.

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic  9 лет назад

      calthopian
      Yes and no... the Batshitter is a flattard.

    • @calthopian
      @calthopian 9 лет назад +1

      +CoolHardLogic I'll take it! Yay!

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic  9 лет назад

      *****
      He make a fraudulent copyright claim. RUclips took down the video by default.

  • @Chuck-qn9fk
    @Chuck-qn9fk 7 лет назад +2

    I love this video! As an amateur astronomer, I sometimes get invited to speak to Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts doing merit badges involving space. The Scouts are attentive, open minded, and very curious. In short, they are great to work with. Their parents, not so much. The parents often bring up objections like those put forth by Mr Are Souls. Debunking them takes a lot of paper and time, more so if the parent never got past basic math. So, to sum up, I love that you put this video up. Now, instead of teaching a trig class to people who cannot reconcile a bank statement successfully, I can email them a link to this video. I sincerely thank you from the bottom of my pea-picking heart!

  • @ZURATAMA1324
    @ZURATAMA1324 9 лет назад +17

    (In an ominously evil voice)
    "THEY"

  • @codemancz798
    @codemancz798 6 лет назад +4

    "September 11 Explained - The Flat Earth collection"
    I'm wheezing

  • @LadyDoomsinger
    @LadyDoomsinger 5 лет назад +2

    He thinks Google is in on the conspiracy, but still uses Google Image Search and RUclips. Hilarious.

  • @sysexstudio
    @sysexstudio 9 лет назад +4

    Oh man. The part about the Milky Way, I lost it. It's 5:00 in the morning here, hope my laughter didn't wake anyone. :D