These tweets remind me why I like to visit other countries. When I'm there, I can eat all the stuff they think is junk food, but I think of it as being imported.
The luggage at the airport thing is for people who packs everything only for their suitcase to die in the airport. Mine did that and I bought a bloody expensive suitcase , waited in a queue with all of us complaining about why do suitcases die in the airport. They know they have a captive market !
Why are loads of these profile pictures people with their arms in the air? I'm no longer reading the tweets because I'm so focused on checking if the people have their arms in the air 😂
5:19 yeah, I’ve never had a husband, but I’ve had roommates, and it’s really annoying when you finally have a place to yourself and then you find out that you no longer can blame someone else when you can’t find something.
Hey, I hold the passports when we go on holiday, because if I let my wife cary her passport and we get to check in or passport control, she waits until we get to the desk to start looking through her handbag for it and can never find it. I don’t care what people say. I let it happen twice, I’m not letting it happen again third time. Don’t worry, we still love each other, she would’ve let me know if that wasn’t the case anymore 😂
Actually, I love the bathroom in the hotel where I stay. It's small, it's got a great shower, I get fresh towels every day, and someone cleans it for me. No one does that in my bathroom at home. And there's suitcases for sale at the airport if yours breaks, gets lost or is too small.
@@shizukagozen777Not to make fun of these people, but maybe they go to really cheap hotels? Because anyone would prefer the bathroom of a 5 star hotel.
The one where she checked the door to see if was locked ticked me off. I’m in bed and now have to get up and check both doors to see if they’re Locked😂😂😂
the shop selling luggage at the airport before security is for those who didn't get the memo that two people being allowed 23k hold luggage doesn't mean you can get only one 46k hold luggage for both of them. You need each piece of luggage to be at most 23k. most of the times they find out while checking in so sometimes someone will need a new suitcase in a real hurry. the shop selling luggage after security controls is either for those who shopped a lot in thw airport and forgot they don't have 15 hands or for those who didn't get the memo that the carry-on luggage dimensions are _including_ wheels. They will usually find out while going through the gate so, again, they will probably need a new trolley in a real hurry
@@k.h.6991 yes but, I mean, if you shopped so much that you need another suitcase you could buy one before arriving to the airport. Like in any other place where it will cost half what it would in the airport itself
To answer the question at 1:39 ...It's not possible to have or do all of those things in your life at the same time, and do them WELL. I've always found that you have to prioritize which things are most urgent right now, and then get to the rest of them when you can. Only people lying on social media can do all of these things well, at the same time
actually my mom managed. I have NO idea how. the apartment was clean, she took care of the cat, went to swim, read, went out with friends, cooked breakfast and dinner, lunch if she was home, went grocery shopping in three different places to save money, studied new recipes to help with dad's diet, put away enough to buy another apartment if she wanted to. Had a full time job hell, I had a theatre group and we would organise dinners for guests. We are talking about 40-50 people. She cooked for us, by herself, in her kitchen that had exactly one fridge and one oven of very normal dimensions. I was home most of the time: I saw her doing it. I still have no idea HOW. edit: washed things, I forgot. she used to wash our theatre costumes too, after each play. Not just mine, the whole group's
@@wisteria3032 did she sleep even up to 6 hours a night? Did she have a personality? Sounds like a human robot to me, constantly on auto pilot, really not sure this is humanely possible without giving up on something essential. What hobbies did she have apart from theatre group? Asking out of interest, not doubting your story, really just wondering.
@@stefaniesondo-benz2646 no, the theatre group was my hobby. what I mean is, she was taking care of my hobby too. she read and watched movies. She would be done by dinner, in bed at 11. slept like a baby her personality was not the greatest as a mom, but she was very social. You wouldn't have been able to see unless you saw us fighting. Mostly fought because I was unable to keep up. Not robotic or anything though. That would be me, if anything. She liked cooking so I think that helped a lot. I swear that woman had four pairs of hands. I live alone rn, and I am miraculously keeping up with the laundry. That's it. I never have time, am always tired. I lived my whole life thinking that what my mom did was normal though, so maybe I just have high standards.
@@stefaniesondo-benz2646 want to get even more weirded out? No one of us ever had the same breakfast as the others. My mom would prepare it for all of us - she only gave up making breakfast for me when I started having shifts at 5 am So she would get up and prepare: for herself: coffee and milk (she'd frost the milk too), biscuits (she usually made them at home) toasted bread (bread was homemade too) and jam (you guessed: homemade). for my dad: tea, the biscuits brad and jam, yogurt (that she bought, but then she would get the liquid part out to make greek yogurt. we then used the liquid as a body lotion. worked miracles on acne) and fruit (peeled and cut so it was ready to eat). for me: (it depended because I liked to change but) fake tea (I hate the real one. too bitter) and porridge. (or eggs) and when my grandma lived with us before dying she'd get tea and "rich" yogurt (she didn't have an appetite but would at least eat the yogurt so my mom mixed honey, fruit, chocolate powdered biscuits and an egg in greek yogurt and then convinced my grandma it was normal yogurt) this just for breakfast. dinner was easier because we would at least all eat the same things. oh, except when she made something for us she didn't like, so then she made something different for herself. Or if she made something my dad didn't like she would then make something different for her. As I said, somehow she made bread at home. And biscuits and jam. for a period she'd make yogurt (because I didn't like the shop brand) and clarified butter (cause she wanted to try and just took on the habit). And I can't remember a single dinner that didn't finish with a cake. They were rarely store-bought.
The luggage thing is simple. So many suitcases and bags are just completely destroyed when they come out of the baggage carousel. And there we are, carrying armfuls of clothes and looking for a way to repack it.
Interesting how nearly every tweet is from someone whose display name and username are both just their full name, whose picture is a stock photo of someone spreading their arms at the beach, and who has an oddly-placed blue checkmark with its edge missing. Also interesting how many of them use “ where they should use ”, with extra space. 🤔
Two thoughts: If you're typing using an app which suggests words, and you take the suggested word, the app puts a space after it. Perhaps on some such apps, if you then type a quote mark, it thinks you mean an open quote? (Modern Samsungs don't have that problem.)
5:11 Go with the flow people don't always take into account that, when they're with other people, they need to tell those other people what they're going to do, because the other people can't read their minds.
@ElinBell I found the perfect solution for when this occurs. Open the door or window, have him/her stick their head out, tell them, “take a deep breath, chew and swallow. There now you’ve had a new recipe called Air Pudding & Wind Sauce. Full yet”? Hubby hasn’t asked me that question since 1988! 🤣🤣
It’s one dude, apparently he’s super clever and they’ve used a lot of his stuff…dammit, I’m so wrong and you’re right…what the hell is wrong with those people? 🤣🤣🤣
3:15 - My parents literally do that on purpose. If 1 of them goes to bed early, the other isn’t allowed to and has to wait an hour or 2 so as to not disturb them.
@@markfox1545 Yes, literally. I go to bed 30 minutes before my wife , because she falls asleep instantly and snores like a steam locomotive. So if i want any chance of getting to sleep at all , its 30 minutes, or you are sleeping on the sofa.
The one about the passport. She probably doesn't want to turn you loose in an airport of all places with the one document you need to get out of this horrible relationship.
@@stefaniesondo-benz2646 If i let my wife carry her passport , or any other important document , anywhere , she will lose it within a minute. My relationship is fine. I'll even allow my wife to talk to you . If your husband allows it. oh wait, you are married. Aren't you ? No ? I wonder why.
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These tweets remind me why I like to visit other countries. When I'm there, I can eat all the stuff they think is junk food, but I think of it as being imported.
The luggage at the airport thing is for people who packs everything only for their suitcase to die in the airport. Mine did that and I bought a bloody expensive suitcase , waited in a queue with all of us complaining about why do suitcases die in the airport. They know they have a captive market !
Why are loads of these profile pictures people with their arms in the air? I'm no longer reading the tweets because I'm so focused on checking if the people have their arms in the air 😂
I WAS GOING TO ASK THAT VERY THING 😮😮😮
Damn why did you add this to my to do list
😮
I would have never noticed…. But damn, you’re right! 😂
Good lord! I’ll never be able to look at any you tube compilation again!
5:19 yeah, I’ve never had a husband, but I’ve had roommates, and it’s really annoying when you finally have a place to yourself and then you find out that you no longer can blame someone else when you can’t find something.
This I was a horrible shock to me. Fortunately I lived alone at the age of 20 before i falsely accused years of people
@@M_SC
Idk why but I "ETAH" you now. 😠
The upside to having to check the lock three times is that you are difficult to hypnotise.
Hey, I hold the passports when we go on holiday, because if I let my wife cary her passport and we get to check in or passport control, she waits until we get to the desk to start looking through her handbag for it and can never find it. I don’t care what people say. I let it happen twice, I’m not letting it happen again third time. Don’t worry, we still love each other, she would’ve let me know if that wasn’t the case anymore 😂
I let it happen once. Brilliant holidays ever since. :)
Actually, I love the bathroom in the hotel where I stay.
It's small, it's got a great shower, I get fresh towels every day, and someone cleans it for me. No one does that in my bathroom at home.
And there's suitcases for sale at the airport if yours breaks, gets lost or is too small.
Right ??? I don't understand why people hate hotel bathrooms. 🙁
@@shizukagozen777Not to make fun of these people, but maybe they go to really cheap hotels?
Because anyone would prefer the bathroom of a 5 star hotel.
@@leila_de_hautjardin
What's wrong with the bathrooms in cheap hotels ?
The one where she checked the door to see if was locked ticked me off. I’m in bed and now have to get up and check both doors to see if they’re Locked😂😂😂
Sean Reeves, I know how you feel mate. You don't realise how many TV and film characters smoke until you give up yourself!
the shop selling luggage at the airport before security is for those who didn't get the memo that two people being allowed 23k hold luggage doesn't mean you can get only one 46k hold luggage for both of them. You need each piece of luggage to be at most 23k. most of the times they find out while checking in so sometimes someone will need a new suitcase in a real hurry.
the shop selling luggage after security controls is either for those who shopped a lot in thw airport and forgot they don't have 15 hands or for those who didn't get the memo that the carry-on luggage dimensions are _including_ wheels. They will usually find out while going through the gate so, again, they will probably need a new trolley in a real hurry
There is also the 'vacations are for shopping ' demographic.
@@k.h.6991 yes but, I mean, if you shopped so much that you need another suitcase you could buy one before arriving to the airport. Like in any other place where it will cost half what it would in the airport itself
To answer the question at 1:39 ...It's not possible to have or do all of those things in your life at the same time, and do them WELL. I've always found that you have to prioritize which things are most urgent right now, and then get to the rest of them when you can. Only people lying on social media can do all of these things well, at the same time
actually my mom managed.
I have NO idea how.
the apartment was clean, she took care of the cat, went to swim, read, went out with friends, cooked breakfast and dinner, lunch if she was home, went grocery shopping in three different places to save money, studied new recipes to help with dad's diet, put away enough to buy another apartment if she wanted to.
Had a full time job
hell, I had a theatre group and we would organise dinners for guests. We are talking about 40-50 people. She cooked for us, by herself, in her kitchen that had exactly one fridge and one oven of very normal dimensions.
I was home most of the time: I saw her doing it. I still have no idea HOW.
edit: washed things, I forgot.
she used to wash our theatre costumes too, after each play. Not just mine, the whole group's
@@wisteria3032 did she sleep even up to 6 hours a night? Did she have a personality? Sounds like a human robot to me, constantly on auto pilot, really not sure this is humanely possible without giving up on something essential. What hobbies did she have apart from theatre group? Asking out of interest, not doubting your story, really just wondering.
@@stefaniesondo-benz2646 no, the theatre group was my hobby. what I mean is, she was taking care of my hobby too. she read and watched movies. She would be done by dinner, in bed at 11. slept like a baby
her personality was not the greatest as a mom, but she was very social. You wouldn't have been able to see unless you saw us fighting. Mostly fought because I was unable to keep up.
Not robotic or anything though. That would be me, if anything. She liked cooking so I think that helped a lot.
I swear that woman had four pairs of hands.
I live alone rn, and I am miraculously keeping up with the laundry. That's it. I never have time, am always tired. I lived my whole life thinking that what my mom did was normal though, so maybe I just have high standards.
@@stefaniesondo-benz2646 want to get even more weirded out?
No one of us ever had the same breakfast as the others.
My mom would prepare it for all of us - she only gave up making breakfast for me when I started having shifts at 5 am
So she would get up and prepare:
for herself: coffee and milk (she'd frost the milk too), biscuits (she usually made them at home) toasted bread (bread was homemade too) and jam (you guessed: homemade).
for my dad: tea, the biscuits brad and jam, yogurt (that she bought, but then she would get the liquid part out to make greek yogurt. we then used the liquid as a body lotion. worked miracles on acne) and fruit (peeled and cut so it was ready to eat).
for me: (it depended because I liked to change but) fake tea (I hate the real one. too bitter) and porridge. (or eggs)
and when my grandma lived with us before dying she'd get tea and "rich" yogurt (she didn't have an appetite but would at least eat the yogurt so my mom mixed honey, fruit, chocolate powdered biscuits and an egg in greek yogurt and then convinced my grandma it was
normal yogurt)
this just for breakfast.
dinner was easier because we would at least all eat the same things.
oh, except when she made something for us she didn't like, so then she made something different for herself. Or if she made something my dad didn't like she would then make something different for her.
As I said, somehow she made bread at home. And biscuits and jam. for a period she'd make yogurt (because I didn't like the shop brand) and clarified butter (cause she wanted to try and just took on the habit).
And I can't remember a single dinner that didn't finish with a cake. They were rarely store-bought.
@@wisteria3032 your Mum sounds like mine :)
The luggage thing is simple. So many suitcases and bags are just completely destroyed when they come out of the baggage carousel. And there we are, carrying armfuls of clothes and looking for a way to repack it.
Interesting how nearly every tweet is from someone whose display name and username are both just their full name, whose picture is a stock photo of someone spreading their arms at the beach, and who has an oddly-placed blue checkmark with its edge missing. Also interesting how many of them use “ where they should use ”, with extra space. 🤔
Two thoughts:
If you're typing using an app which suggests words, and you take the suggested word, the app puts a space after it. Perhaps on some such apps, if you then type a quote mark, it thinks you mean an open quote? (Modern Samsungs don't have that problem.)
@@rosiefay7283 If you're typing using an app ....... never have done.
Thank you!!
Great videos. I love Happy Land!
Good for you adding dog ladies!!
I talk to animals and plants, yes.
Big plane boy's wife should reconsider but I hope he got his lollipop 😂
She 'allowed ' him to carry his passport? Maybe it should be ' him ' who reconsiders?
Don’t give dogs ham!
Or treats.
@@patrickporter6536 you’re ridiculous
You end up with fat people with fat (and sickly) dogs.
This is good.
0:31 true! But because kids have to eat what parents buy, then end up being picky so that their parents will buy food the kids like.
5:11 Go with the flow people don't always take into account that, when they're with other people, they need to tell those other people what they're going to do, because the other people can't read their minds.
@ElinBell I found the perfect solution for when this occurs. Open the door or window, have him/her stick their head out, tell them, “take a deep breath, chew and swallow. There now you’ve had a new recipe called Air Pudding & Wind Sauce. Full yet”?
Hubby hasn’t asked me that question since 1988! 🤣🤣
Take away... don't get married
the difference between a healthy relationship with gaming and an unhealthy one is when I get upset or angry at the game/another player I turn it off.
I punched the monitor once. It hurt. Now i just thump the table.
It’s one dude, apparently he’s super clever and they’ve used a lot of his stuff…dammit, I’m so wrong and you’re right…what the hell is wrong with those people? 🤣🤣🤣
2:16 😂😂😂
1:53 Just the first 4 things are impossible. Never tried to add some of the other stuff
proud i could read most of these on 2xs speed
Those were some interesting comments.
Now time to go to the comments section and read some less interesting ones.
3:15 - My parents literally do that on purpose. If 1 of them goes to bed early, the other isn’t allowed to and has to wait an hour or 2 so as to not disturb them.
Literally? Like literally?? Really? Literally?
@@markfox1545 Yes, literally. I go to bed 30 minutes before my wife , because she falls asleep instantly and snores like a steam locomotive. So if i want any chance of getting to sleep at all , its 30 minutes, or you are sleeping on the sofa.
The one about the passport. She probably doesn't want to turn you loose in an airport of all places with the one document you need to get out of this horrible relationship.
Tired of your own relationship much?
@@stefaniesondo-benz2646 If i let my wife carry her passport , or any other important document , anywhere , she will lose it within a minute. My relationship is fine. I'll even allow my wife to talk to you . If your husband allows it. oh wait, you are married. Aren't you ? No ? I wonder why.