John Crist Tries Chick-fil-A’s New Cauliflower Sandwich

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  • Опубликовано: 27 фев 2023
  • “This is a wolf in sheep’s clothing!” Comedian John Crist tries Chick-fil-A’s new menu item, the fried cauliflower sandwich!
    John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.Johncristcomedy.com
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  • @SusansRoadLessTraveled
    @SusansRoadLessTraveled Год назад +263

    Chick-fil-A's new billboard campaign...Chickens standing out in a field...."Eat More Cauliflower."

    • @eileenmccarthy8507
      @eileenmccarthy8507 Год назад +7

      Lmao great comment!

    • @sandramontesdeoca9514
      @sandramontesdeoca9514 Год назад +3

      Lol

    • @Travybear1989
      @Travybear1989 Год назад +4

      veggies are nasty tho i cant remember the last time i ate a veggie other then french fries that shit just tastes so bitter to me and i am almost 50 years old my parents use to force me to finish my veggies so once i moved out i never touched them again and im doing fine honestly and im only a bit over weight but i have big bones and a thyroid problem so that made me gain like 200 pounds because of the medicine i use to take

    • @Cpursup
      @Cpursup Год назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @SusansRoadLessTraveled
      @SusansRoadLessTraveled Год назад +1

      @@Travybear1989 it’s an acquired taste. I once threw up on my plate after my mom made me eat creamed spinach. I was 10. Now I’m 59. 😃 no problem.

  • @notthefbi7932
    @notthefbi7932 Год назад +182

    Deep fried vegetables, nothing unhealthy about that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SRose-vp6ew
      @SRose-vp6ew Год назад +11

      I don’t get it. It’s deep fried in carbs and between two carbs for the buns. Not healthy or a diet food. It’s come in to contact with the same oil used for cooking chicken so it can’t be called vegetarian. Vegetarians often take deep pride in talking about how long they haven’t had contact with meat. I’m not exactly sure who the audience is other than those of us curious enough to try it once. I could get cauliflower “nuggets.” But the second you put it between two buns it’s like asking for A glucose bike with no protein to balance it out.

    • @SRose-vp6ew
      @SRose-vp6ew Год назад

      And maybe Chick-fil-A is banking on all the people who haven’t read scripture that have now been convinced they can stop the end of the world by avoiding real chicken nuggets. 😂 Is it wrong to make a profit off of who liberals have terrified and given all the wrong solutions to? The manipulated are a huge share of the market. And what drives the market is what people want to buy. People want to buy nonsense. 🤷‍♀️

    • @notthefbi7932
      @notthefbi7932 Год назад +2

      @@SRose-vp6ew Smart 🤓

    • @bstoke4114
      @bstoke4114 Год назад

      As a vegetarian, everything we eat isn't inherently healthy or meant to be carb and calorie conscious. It's just meatless. Twizzlers are vegan!

    • @IAMUNUAMI
      @IAMUNUAMI Год назад

      Well, some vegetarians are known to consume chicken and fish; poultry. Also, cheese, egg, and milk. Yet, vegans do not, not even honey.

  • @Super.Seanic1
    @Super.Seanic1 Год назад +37

    McDonalds BBQ used lawn mower tire is dead accurate 😂

  • @MyLibertyTV
    @MyLibertyTV Год назад +243

    He talks about it for 3 minutes and I still can't tell if he likes it or hates it. 😂

    • @RagnarRocks
      @RagnarRocks Год назад +7

      Seriously, no comment on taste at all?

    • @tdjpopo
      @tdjpopo Год назад +28

      He did say if any influencer comes out saying it's good- they're lying!

    • @mrslavanderblu
      @mrslavanderblu Год назад +9

      He said he doesn’t like it.

    • @seansartor
      @seansartor Год назад

      Agreed. He was NOT clear or definitive, BUT it's NASTY. Most health conscious people like fruits & veggies, BUT what they DON'T like is veggies pretending to be MEAT. It NEVER works & it's ALWAYS NASTY & DISGUSTING 👀😵‍💫🤪🤮

    • @queentinadoire6931
      @queentinadoire6931 Год назад +5

      He does not like it.

  • @TheAmandajoy4602
    @TheAmandajoy4602 Год назад +12

    The look of disappointment while you're chewing🤣🤣🤣

    • @marcw6875
      @marcw6875 Год назад +1

      Right? Even as he was chewing I was thinking, "Looks like it isn't a winner." haha

  • @jaywhill494
    @jaywhill494 Год назад +35

    What I love most about this review, is that it’s honest!

  • @curmudgeonmom
    @curmudgeonmom Год назад +6

    2:32 🤣 coffee came out my nose. I was not ready for that 😅😂

  • @waterman4real
    @waterman4real Год назад +12

    Just a disclaimer it is only in testing locations.

  • @kmcclarney
    @kmcclarney Год назад +38

    "That's a tansgender chicken sandwhich right there" hahah..can't stop laughing

  • @brittanyparistx
    @brittanyparistx Год назад +32

    “Take heed that no one deceives you….”
    We’re living in the last days folks and here’s the PROOF!!!!!!!

  • @paulmoore-LPC-LMFT-NCC
    @paulmoore-LPC-LMFT-NCC Год назад +9

    John is a gem!!

  • @commehter
    @commehter Год назад +55

    Our first transtender sandwich! So stunning! So brave!
    The rules for the Chicken Sandwich Wars must be rewritten immediately in the name of inclusiveness, diversity, and equity!

    • @denisemayosky1955
      @denisemayosky1955 Год назад +1

      There's a gender identity joke in here, somewhere...

    • @elisedalton9
      @elisedalton9 Год назад +3

      Transtender 😂😂😂😂

    • @peggyedwards8784
      @peggyedwards8784 Год назад

      It think your angle here is flawed and uninformed. Vegans and vegetarians come from so many walks of life , beliefs , persuasions etc ., and speaking for myself I like having a few more options out there.

    • @commehter
      @commehter Год назад +3

      @@peggyedwards8784 ...I'll be honest, I'm not sure if you are playing along or proving the "vegans have no sense of humor" memes correct. Either way, congrats on your expanded menu options, I guess?

    • @peggyedwards8784
      @peggyedwards8784 Год назад

      @@commehter Oh, excuse me , was that meant to be humourous? Sorry I missed that, my bad.😑 I just took the opportunity to clear up what appeared to be a misconception about non meat eaters. Sorry again if I misunderstood.😌
      I'll admit your comment was amusing and original, and I can discern your implication, just not valid when it comes to a person's food choices.

  • @bo_arrow
    @bo_arrow Год назад +10

    Not BBQ Sauce on a lawnmower tire! 🤣🤣

  • @veeberlin9149
    @veeberlin9149 Год назад +22

    Fried cauliflower is soo good 👍 😋

  • @robertagilbert12345
    @robertagilbert12345 Год назад +88

    John, you are so hilarious 😂.
    I hate you wasted your money on this sandwich but you did make me laugh 😂🤣🤣😂

    • @randomroz545
      @randomroz545 Год назад +3

      Well he made more off of us watching this than he spent so I think he's ok! It does seem like a pointless sandwich.

  • @glamgal28
    @glamgal28 Год назад +16

    and to think he drove hours just to try this, bless you John

  • @rachelrosendo
    @rachelrosendo Год назад +42

    You’re doing the Lord’s work, John. ❤😂 Now I gotta try this cauliflower sandwich!

    • @Travybear1989
      @Travybear1989 Год назад +2

      why would you order this when there isnt any meat in it? seems pointless to me just like ordering a bean burrito at taco bell or a fish sandwitch at macdonalds when i go to taco bell i load up on BEEF burritos with extra BEEF because beef is where its at! and imagine going to macdonalds and ordering a fish thing instead of a double quarter pounder with cheese sometimes 2 of them honestly the only veggies i like are potatoes because you can at least turn them into fries or make them loaded baked potatoes with butter and sour cream cheese bacon bits and salt and pepper so it doesnt taste like shit i remember trying beef and broccoli at a chinese place near me and the beef was good but the broccoli almost made me vomit so i had to pick them off and put them on a pile on my napkins but chicken isnt to bad also i can make a mean chicken quesadilla and all you gotta do is fry up some chicken pieces in butter or lard and then add some salt and pepper and once that shit is golden brown you take it out and shred it up and add it to a marinade of salt pepper butter and taco seasoning and let it sit for 5 mins then you put it on a large tortilla with 2 cups of shredded cheese and half a cup of velveeta cheese and then cook that in a skillet until the cheese drips out the sides and then you brush some butter on the top and bottom of both sides until they are golden brown and then cut it into four slices and dip it in sour cream or nacho cheese sauce and that shit SLAPS!

    • @janelleg597
      @janelleg597 Год назад +3

      ​@@Travybear1989 calm down

    • @denisemayosky1955
      @denisemayosky1955 Год назад

      ​@@Travybear1989 It's funny, I'm torn: I actually do like veggies to some point when they're done right (like in Indian food), so I don't totally agree with you. On the other hand, the way you describe the food you like makes me almost want to scream "WOULD YOU MARRY ME???", except I'm already married.

    • @ng3069
      @ng3069 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@JasonShootsDon't think anyone will be worried about food!

  • @mariareilly4588
    @mariareilly4588 Год назад +12

    I love the way you say CullyFlower". adorable.. I have NEVER been to chick fil a...but I think I want to find one and check this out.. 😂😂

    • @Rosie_C
      @Rosie_C Год назад +1

      You’ve never been to Chick Fil A?!?! It’s amazing. Even though I can’t eat it. 😂

    • @mariareilly4588
      @mariareilly4588 Год назад

      @@Rosie_C not yet.. i live in southern California and i do see them popping up more but it's not as big as the others.....yet 😋

  • @liliarosales1961
    @liliarosales1961 Год назад +3

    “Lying about their gut health” 💀🤣🤣🤣

  • @knappdaddy
    @knappdaddy Год назад +2

    “ It’s not going down” 😂😂😂

  • @uikmnhj4me
    @uikmnhj4me Год назад +9

    They should make this nationwide at least as a side. I love cauliflower!

  • @unique_monique
    @unique_monique Год назад +15

    Next up: deep fried old discarded face masks fritters 😂

  • @aaliyahq7360
    @aaliyahq7360 Год назад +5

    OMG yer KILLIN this!!! I'm trying to listen while I'm driving and people are looking at me funny because I'm laughing so hard inside my truck!!
    "My Punishment"... I'm dead...

  • @holywow6523
    @holywow6523 Год назад +4

    Blessings and cauliflower

  • @clegger064
    @clegger064 Год назад +7

    The video we have all been waiting for!!

  • @ChaplainDeanna
    @ChaplainDeanna Год назад +3

    Yay! Going to Chik -Fil-A during Lent. Oh wait, butter? That’s not going to work.

  • @dakotalewis7266
    @dakotalewis7266 Год назад +1

    "This is a sheep in wolf's clothing if you think about it" 😂

  • @cheripowers9924
    @cheripowers9924 Год назад +123

    This was a good one! "That's a transgender chicken sandwich!" Had me laughing so hard!!

    • @easye5653
      @easye5653 Год назад

      @Jason Shoots You took the words right Out of My Mouth! Lol. 😂

    • @commehter
      @commehter Год назад +8

      Would have been even better if he'd said "transtender" instead.

    • @denisemayosky1955
      @denisemayosky1955 Год назад +3

      ​@Jason Shoots Not me, I'd identify as the waffle fries!

  • @user-wo4zd4ii1s
    @user-wo4zd4ii1s 10 месяцев назад

    Thankful for options! Love you John!!

  • @jonathanfrancesco3305
    @jonathanfrancesco3305 Год назад +22

    I think they should've tried it nationwide for Lent and see what happened. I like me some cauli, so I'd give it a whirl. Although, I am honestly over the "sandwich" in general. I'd really like to see more fast food places like CFA start offering a "platter" with just the sandwich contents and maybe a premium side. Screw the bun! I think a filet (grilled or breaded) with a side salad? Or maybe steam some broccoli or something? I'd pay for that!
    So honestly, I'd go for this. I just really don't need the bun at all.

    • @amyhuntsman8855
      @amyhuntsman8855 Год назад +3

      So, like, a #8 or do you just really need it served on a platter

  • @garretdozier9596
    @garretdozier9596 Год назад +3

    It won't go down!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @heathermetz6576
    @heathermetz6576 Год назад +1

    0:38 “Lord give me patience ‘cause one of your own has gone astray!”

  • @wantsomecoffee
    @wantsomecoffee Год назад +1

    That line at the end got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @UptoParTech
    @UptoParTech Год назад +14

    “Transgender chicken sandwich”
    Made laugh hard.

  • @0H9D
    @0H9D Год назад

    Thanks for takin’ one for the team! Like Jesus, we could never repay you for the price you paid for us🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrYoTeach
    @MrYoTeach Год назад +22

    That’s Wayne Gretzky’s quote. You miss 100 % of the shots you don’t take.

    • @wolverinefangowings
      @wolverinefangowings Год назад +3

      To be fair, hockey is like the 6th most popular sport where he's from.

  • @Iamwrongbut
    @Iamwrongbut Год назад +9

    Honestly it looks so good haha

  • @meganmayhem9290
    @meganmayhem9290 Год назад +50

    Exactly my thoughts. I had no interest in ever trying this. Thanks for taking one for the team.

    • @randomroz545
      @randomroz545 Год назад +2

      Really pricey too not sure how they justify that price

  • @adrianayala3692
    @adrianayala3692 Год назад

    Everybody's SO creative!

  • @deannaparham2556
    @deannaparham2556 Год назад +5

    😆 yes sir, you are in Charleston, SC. I'm looking at your background and saying "Wow, you are literally at the Chick-fil-A down the street from where I leave!" You did good because you had that look that said, "if I can't say anything nice, I won't say anything at all". I guess the cauliflower sandwich is a no go.

  • @shuttersteph
    @shuttersteph Год назад +26

    I wish they had this at my local chick fil a. I hope it performs well so they’ll take it nationwide.

  • @evamarthapacheco
    @evamarthapacheco Год назад

    Right on!

  • @BARBIE....24
    @BARBIE....24 Год назад

    Thank u....!!!!, ❤️

  • @Vickiecole420
    @Vickiecole420 Год назад +2

    South Carolina. I'm in North Carolina

  • @leyley1970
    @leyley1970 Год назад

    Lmao 🤣 when you said this is a Wolf in Sheep's clothing...

  • @ririsnursery3312
    @ririsnursery3312 Год назад +3

    I still want to try it 😂

  • @SusieQ3
    @SusieQ3 Год назад +1

    Carbohydrate hugs are in my top 5 favorite hugs.

  • @lesliejohnson8738
    @lesliejohnson8738 Год назад +1

    *stares at it* 😂

  • @jenniferboston2022
    @jenniferboston2022 Год назад

    Boom. Thank you John ☺️

  • @devinrobinsonx4442
    @devinrobinsonx4442 Год назад

    Not the PRAYER🤣

  • @burgundyjayde
    @burgundyjayde Год назад +2

    This sounds so good to me. I love cauliflower !!!!!

  • @ronwashington8777
    @ronwashington8777 Год назад +5

    Thanks for saving me money on this sandwich John 😎hilarious review 🤣

  • @GAJake
    @GAJake Год назад +51

    It’s funny becuase the unhealthy part was the breading, not the chicken lol

  • @cadody5319
    @cadody5319 Год назад +1

    Crazy seeing him drive on Dorchester Road 🤯

  • @johncave3334
    @johncave3334 Год назад +1

    "Do you hate happiness?"
    -Diego (AP)

  • @tradingpoker1324
    @tradingpoker1324 Год назад

    Haha excellent review

  • @mselizabethmarrero
    @mselizabethmarrero Год назад +1

    The enemy will always present us with a counterfeit

  • @ahighernote
    @ahighernote Год назад +2

    I love fried cauliflower! Need to see if our CFA has it

  • @ashleymanley4557
    @ashleymanley4557 Год назад

    Lol thank you for your honest review

  • @KapuaKuheana
    @KapuaKuheana Год назад +1

    the pittbull jacket tops off this whole experience lolol

  • @heijac2998
    @heijac2998 Год назад +2

    It was ummm….Wayne Gretzky…with that quote 😅

  • @katelynbarrett2858
    @katelynbarrett2858 Год назад +1

    I love you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @-BekahJoy-
    @-BekahJoy- Год назад

    .....I want to try this!!

  • @SwtTeaLdy
    @SwtTeaLdy Год назад +3

    I'd only ever order this once just to try it. BUT, if the batter is the same as the chicken and they served it as a "nugget" or side, then you dipped it in Chick-fil-A Sauce? C'mon, that would be good. Think about it.

  • @Daviticus042
    @Daviticus042 Год назад +2

    I like cauliflower. I'd like to try one.

    • @Travybear1989
      @Travybear1989 Год назад

      really? i have never liked any veggies and prettty much live on meat and cheese lol hell i could live off of totinos pizza rolls and chef boyardee overstuffed raviolis because i have 2 100 count bag of pizza rolls in my freezer right now and like 60 or more ravioli cans in my cabinets because im a bachelor and can eat whatever the hell i want lol! hot pockets are pretty good to and so are hungry man tv dinners and fried spam slaps to!

  • @danielle.croft92
    @danielle.croft92 Год назад

    The way he says cauliflower 😂

  • @Sandy-jc3vv
    @Sandy-jc3vv Год назад +1

    Just no! Chicken please!! Thanks John but no thanks 🤣🤣🤣

  • @holywow6523
    @holywow6523 Год назад +2

    O my soul is laughing in heaven

  • @mwnemo
    @mwnemo Год назад +1

    Uh oh, chick-fil-a joins the other fast food weird food grab. This may be the start of the end for our favorite fast food joint.

  • @jordancapps9521
    @jordancapps9521 Год назад

    Not just a carbohydrate hug, a carbohydrate hug from a sandwich sweating trans-fats.

  • @zbetsaida
    @zbetsaida Год назад +7

    Maybe it would have hit differently had you blessed your food before biting into it. Just sayin'😄

  • @BPfishing728
    @BPfishing728 Год назад +5

    I hope this sticks around. I love chicken, but I’m allergic to it. So I’ll take this if I can get it near me.

  • @bhaktilata
    @bhaktilata Год назад +5

    Yay!! I'm a vegetarian and I'm so excited to try this!

    • @malibudolphin3109
      @malibudolphin3109 Год назад

      Just watch video on gal who went all meat, interesting

  • @not_mason69
    @not_mason69 Год назад +5

    Never related to a sandwich more ✌

  • @ponderosapondhomestead4344
    @ponderosapondhomestead4344 Год назад +1

    If they are serving cauliflower chicken sandwiches, what’s next?
    All beef chicken sandwiches?

  • @KritTeekDeZigns
    @KritTeekDeZigns Год назад +4

    First of all I don't like cauliflower but I was willing to try it, even after he gave no indication whether it was good or bad I'm still going to brave it and try it.

    • @rhntx
      @rhntx 9 месяцев назад

      No indication???? 😂😂😂 yes it’s a fail

  • @HappyTrails1
    @HappyTrails1 Год назад +2

    wait are those deep fried chicken nuggets for the same calorie count above in on the menu?

  • @1dashcamboatsandcars
    @1dashcamboatsandcars Год назад

    LOL " I luv the califlower chicken sandwich"

  • @ken2l
    @ken2l 9 месяцев назад

    That’s The Great One Wayne Gretzky that said that.

  • @sabbyeight
    @sabbyeight Год назад +3

    Should have gotten it spicy with cheese, lettuce, and tomato

  • @jennifer_freitas
    @jennifer_freitas Год назад +1

    It was Wayne Gretzky who said it! :)

  • @dougkratz5269
    @dougkratz5269 Год назад +1

    "my punishment" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    You may not have been doubting John, but I was absolutely doubting. But now I have NO doubt! Some folks also trying to make cauliflower "mashed potatoes". It ain't right!

  • @RoyGBiv-lc8tv
    @RoyGBiv-lc8tv Год назад

    Honestly, I’d try it out.

  • @ricksteen935
    @ricksteen935 Год назад

    A little blue cheese and a couple pickles, I’m down!!

  • @lorim7887
    @lorim7887 Год назад +5

    I'm absolutely sure when they released this it most likely wasn't going to be great. However, under a spicy version would probably have done it for me.

    • @tameishalcampbell
      @tameishalcampbell Год назад +1

      I agree a spicy version would be more enticing

    • @denisemayosky1955
      @denisemayosky1955 Год назад

      I'd like to try it just for the veggie aspect, but I would LOVE a spicy version!!

  • @bellesepiphany
    @bellesepiphany Год назад

    lmaoooooooooooo

  • @landrystow9566
    @landrystow9566 Год назад

    Wayne Gretzky😆

  • @mccalljeff
    @mccalljeff Год назад +5

    BLASPHEMY!!! What if I said I am in Nashville, Kentucky? There is only one real Charleston, and that is in SC.

  • @sisanmcneil
    @sisanmcneil Год назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @mayhewfisher62
    @mayhewfisher62 9 месяцев назад

    "sweet, home-schooled employees..." haha

  • @17CAM12
    @17CAM12 Год назад

    My punishment 😂😂😂

  • @laurenfischer3354
    @laurenfischer3354 Год назад +2

    He said 'entry' instead of 'entree.' 😅

  • @nyshantamcdonald2512
    @nyshantamcdonald2512 Год назад +1

    Absolutely hilarious....so I take it you didn't like it🤣🤣😆

  • @redoakpropertycarellc
    @redoakpropertycarellc Год назад

    🍻

  • @wmtrader
    @wmtrader Год назад +2

    There must be huge profit margins in non-meat burgers that's getting fast food chains to sell them.

  • @margaretjudice8944
    @margaretjudice8944 Год назад

    I think my dog Taco (that I had when I was growing up) would say hold out for the real bird. Lol He loved chicken.

  • @ericMT
    @ericMT Год назад +6

    The best part is that it’s not considered vegetarian since it still contains animal fats. Why bother? The breading is the part that is bad for you.

    • @rawcurls1
      @rawcurls1 Год назад +1

      probably shares the same fryer as the chik'n

  • @jeffallen8412
    @jeffallen8412 Год назад +2

    Your take is exactly what I thought mine would be. Thanks for taking the hit for us, glad you only took one bite. Sorry you wasted your money. I’ll save mine.

  • @kandykaye9981
    @kandykaye9981 Год назад

    It’s chorelstun!

  • @edie_gutierrez
    @edie_gutierrez Год назад +1

    as a north carolinian im a little offended that he didn’t know where charleston was 😂