What if Stewie Griffin Defeated Lois? (Family Guy Video Essay)
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
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Honestly, Stewie getting caught does not surprise me. The main reason why a lot of murderers get caught is because they themselves are human. They forget that they were recorded in plotting and/or executing the crime. They don't consider how well-known their previous history might be. They act nonchalant about the death of a family member, friend, or significant other. Brandishing a weapon comes too naturally for them, and they do it without thinking. They do not consider the witnesses or the victim's connections. They brag about what they did without thinking about it. There is really a lot that goes into it.
what pisses me off is the show YOU. he never gets caught even though he leaves behind so much evidence.
The bragging part especially, I used to be friends with people who always kept saying my body would never be found if called out on their nonsense.
Only problem with their incredibly solid scheme to avoid accountability was the wife's default emotion is anger, and she's the I know I'm wrong, but I'm still going to do this to hurt you because you crossed me type. She'd pin it all on him within an hour of their next fight.
In Stewie's case, it's actually pretty clean cut why he got caught: Ego. The man just had to brag to Brain, likely because, on some level, it's a form of validation. Brain did claim him to be "all bark, no bite", after all. Surprising he held off bragging about it for a full year, honestly.
To be fair, yeah, Brian was a dick for getting those tickets. They agreed on a 20 dollar limit and buying something like a cruise is just a msssive dick move towards everyone else.
And he expected to go with Lois
Yes but also they all could've come together as a family to get her one special gift she'd actually have liked instead of a bunch of cheap craps ones. Even if Brian had ulterior motives he made sure it was a gift she'd actually appreciate, so yeah he's a dick and the motives were bad but the results were better than any of their other gifts.
@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134his ex wife technically
And to make it even worse it’s not like he just thought she deserved a vacation it was just a plot to be alone with her.
@@aliahduiker7998 to be fair, Lois is Brian’s ex-wife, and Brian probably just sat through one of those time share presentations to get the tickets
Intellect doesn’t equal maturity. That’s one thing Seth got right. Stewie isn’t wise beyond his years. He doesn’t have the life experience to connect the dots. He is lacking data.
Brian is also an example
I think what I didn't like about the ending is the fact that the machine calculated that Stewie would lose over factors that shouldn't have been there. With the biggest being that Lois, for some reason, doesn't immediately die from getting torn to shreds by an SMG at close range. And then, of course, all the other stuff. But it's like, Stewie, what exactly did you input into your machine. Because whatever it was then it's no wonder you didn't win.
I know exactly what you mean. I assumed that Stewie was trying to find to most logical/realistic outcome of his plans to kill Lois/take over the world, but some things don't make sense when you think about it. Like why was there a magical merman that saved Lois? Why did everyone suddenly believe that Stewie was capable of killing Lois? How did everyone perfectly understand Stewie after he was exposed? and How did Peter show up at the last second to save Lois/kill Stewie?
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It can take years for a missing person to be declared dead and then get the insurance pay off.
0:10 Peter fell over and held his knee, Lois fell over and held her boob, Stewie fell over and just realised he shouldnt have killed his mother 😢
He should kill her
Fun fact, in the Wizard of Os book, the ending was that Dorothy did go to Oz got back using the slippers (for some reason the slippers made a tornado that brought her back l) and she basically lost her slippers when she got back home to Kansas.
For Kitty's points on the Golden Era of Family Guy, I am one of those people who love classic and modern Family Guy
Someone asked Seth MacFarlane if there would be a Family Guy / American Dad crossover and he said yes, it could even be an hour long
The way to be on the captains table is to be in the Navy, blow your own horn, look the part, or ask a travel agent
It's 2am so I might've missed the context but this sounds like a family guy quote lmao
2:17 - 2:36 I think it's because Stewie didn't understand how motherhood works and thought Lois kept him "trapped" in her womb for "nine grueling months" just because she could. He wanted revenge.
But if that episode with the puppy/human hybrids is any indication, Stewie seems to know what pregnancy entails now. That may be at least part of the reason why he doesn’t want to kill Lois anymore.
There's actually comic books where joker gives up after the supposed death of Batman mainly because I think one of the Robbins took over for him and he figured out that's not the real Batman
and another where joker becomes a functioning member of society after he thinks he killed batman since... Well, the joke was done
And since I commented my previous comment before I heard your whole video I have to leave another comment and say that OMG they totally should have done it where Stewie realizes he misses Lois and goes back in time to fix his mistake that would have been so amazing and made so much more sense and just fit with who's Stewie has become and developed as a character
Lois is very oblivious to Stewie wanting to kill her or being evil!
EXCELLENT WORK. KITTY MONK FAMILY GUY IF STEWIE GRIFFIN DEFEATED LOIS GRIFFIN LOL.😂😂😂😂
Lois can’t understand Stewie so yeah she is
Stewie... Stan looks more like quagmire than anything else! As for sounding like anyone? That'd be some weird hybrid of Tom Tucker or Carter
For some reason in the world of Family Guy where Death pops up as a special guest a lot, the whole "Merman brought me back with magic" thing always felt like a cop out. Like, sure, it's a simulation Stewie made up but does he truly believe he'll be stopped by magic merpeople? You'd think he'd nuke the ocean or something
At least It won't be another "Life Of Brian" situation with this!
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Yeah they literally killed him off for good. Only for him to be brought back when Stewie time traveled back in time to stop his death and everything that happened after his death in the timeline was erased.
I actually like that Stewie didn't really have a breakdown upon finally dealing with Lois; It's keeping with his character. Unlike, say, Joker or Metal Sonic, where they literally lack the ability to see beyond their respective hero 99% of the time, Stewie just has a strong destain for his mother, and dealing her out isn't even his endgame. He's even fallen out of that hate as the series marched on. For him to win, then simply move on, actually tracks with his lack of obsession.
What if Kitty Monk was able to defeat Shang Tsung and become of the Champion of, say it with me, MORTAL KOMBAT!
She won't worry about aging for 50 years
7:00 I love that Peter gag as well. Some of the people on cruises where I’ve worked behave about that ridiculous.
So on the "it was all a dream" point, if it helps at all, in the Wizard of Oz book, it wasn't a dream, and it's made very clear that she really went.
There were no real life counterparts to people in Kansas, at the end it shows they had to rebuild the house, and the aunt even asks where Dorothy's been
Honestly if it did it would the biggest what if to happen
YOU'RE GETTING SLACKS!!!!!
34:14 side note, that wasn't actually Bullock he spent a day with, but rather Bullock's voice actor and inspiration, Patrick Stewart.
Aww Freakin' Sweet, It's on Joey's official B-Day today!
I will say, I didn’t expect random Helluva Boss fun facts. Lol
32:47 gotta love the crossover between Family Guy and American Dad kind of wished it was longer or an actual episode
The boss from office space in principal Shepherd are one and the same. Gary Cole
26:46 Ariel's not a teen anymore.
The part of the ship that Lois ran to was the Flipper Doodle if I remember correctly.
Honestly, I Think an American Dad & Futurama crossover would be better, think about it; they both started on Fox before moving to a new Network, both have drastically different writing and voice actors then their sibling shows and they even both have a Grey colored on-Human character that is a jerk that everyone loves to hate.
And besides, Family Guy and American Dad crossover multiple times already. Brian even cameos in an American Dad episode at one time even.
2:15 💙💛🩷 Damon Salvatore Reference!
Edit: 15:47 💚💜💚💜 The Joker 🃏 Reference!
The episodes your talking about came before the episode where Brian went to Massachusetts with Peter and Lois
Life insurance can be withheld if a person dies under mysterious/suspicious circumstances. Since Louis’s body was never found and the life insurance policy was purchased right before she went missing they were likely waiting to see if any more signs of foul play were found.
I just jumped here out of nowere thx to youtube but i must say your avatar is usper cute and well drawn
Well at least the simulation, or this comment didn't end like The Suprano's, where it just cut to black in mid sen
apples, watching on computer and the random quote at the top got me
Honestly, Stewie's character took a nosedive after the Brian and Stewie episodes. It was great at first, but it servely nerfs Stewie into a gay baby. Which is fine, because the creators do have the right to make what they wish, but I am going to sit here and muse at Stewie's oversimplifcation as a character.
Stewie winning would preserve the greatness of his original character.
*has fursona* "but no, I'm not a furry"
Given your pfp you know just as well as me that furries are a fandom. You can have an avatar that's an animal without being in the fandom
in many ways in the Modern Seasons of Family Guy Stewie wouldn't kill Lois as much
Apples!
Hiii kitty! 😸 Just wanted to let you know ive been binging all of your videos lately and love all of your takes on our favorite shows! Also your voice is super chill and nice to listen to in the background hehe, keep doing what your doing and have your bestest day! 😊💖
39:21 compared to the fight senses in Invincible Family Guy close second with it's fight senses
Get the captain impressed, to do that is difficult. But that is the only way to get invited to the captains table, that, or be a celebrity. But the being a celebrity one will be a hell all its own.
Personally I don’t feel Family Guy has a bad era. There are loads of character changes like Peter not having a broster but then having a sister named Karen and then quagmires dad being a navy man and then he was a tennis star but I still enjoy the episodes although I don’t like the Brian becoming an arrogant jerk
I wonder, Why Stewie doesn't try this plan again with the knowledge of the simulation
How come Stewie ONLY wanted to KIll Lois and not anyone else in the family like The Fat Man , Idiot brother , dog or Meg ?
Peter is barely around, Meg doesn't interact with him as much, Brian is his best friend and Stewie has a good relationship with Chris
Kitty monk I just wanted to say love your videos keep up the good work and this is one of your best ones so far
Apples
Fun fact Stewie does not have a British accent it is known as a Mid-Atlantic accent it is actually a learned American accent it used to be really common in Hollywood back in like the 50s it also is used by Elites look up the accent and you'll see exactly what I'm talking about😊😊😊
I really expected to Stan just outright shoot Stewie, when the baby will start threatening them. I mean for Stan shooting people is basically nothing much.
Though my voiced character is referred to as The M.O.M. I just want to say that I have no evil intentions when I say I have a very sick mother as well as a daughter to help me see through this ordeal I'm in. So no world domination for me and possibly an early retirement for me.
Signed Ray Chase
And i love "I got a Little List " song of this tv show anyone lol?!😶😮💨🚴🚵🎼🎶🎶
6:16 HUH?!??!?!!
In regard to that little Lois and Francine knowing each other tidbit... turns out they were more than just friends. So much so that Francine's experiences with men afterwards were ruined thanks to her.
Honestly seeing how Brian and Stewie have become the defacto "buddy duo" of the show it's fun to see a story that fully pushes Stewie into the villain role and makes Brian take a stand against him because of how he's actually crossed the line into doing something evil that also greatly affects him.
At least until the second part where they twist it into Stewie forcing Brian to help him, which honestly isn't that big of a departure since there's plenty of times Brian is very reluctant to help Stewie or hang out with him for reasons but yeah actually being made an accomplice with the threat of death still makes Stewie more villainous than he's ever been.
That's what both sucks and is great about what if episodes, status quo doesn't matter for most kf the writing but it WILL have to reset by the end somehow.
Agreed they should do crossover with American Dad
Apples are a delicious fruit, also great video as always!
See that's why I like the book The wizard of Oz better than the actual wizard of Oz because in the book they basically say yeah all that s*** happened plus it was way darker and more effed up in the book too
Crossover episode where American Dad family goes to Quahog and they do a whole as adventure, then the ending plot twists that it was the goo the whole time.
Philip Seymour Hoffman? You mean the fat guy from Boogie Nights?
3:25 ever since Stewie Loves Lois way back in Season 5 is why I'd think Stewie abandoned his obbesion of killing his mother and likes her
Personally I love the episode road to Germany just because of stewie's dialogue. When he asks to join the British Air Force and they asked him what are his qualifications, he says I have a British accent I'm possibly homosexual and my wife looks ghastly.
In the book, Dorothy did go to Oz. She lived there for almost a year. It was waaaaaaay better than that lame movie. The "it's a dream" angle ruins everything. Like thanks to all of "St. Elsewhere" being a daydream, something like 95% of television was all part of an autistic boy's dream.
Life insurance?? Actually I got it on the cruise right after me and Lois had that big fight where I told her I hope I never see her again right before she disappeared.
The episodes your talking about came before the episode where Stewie hung out with the cast of Star Trek
I love😀 this bleeping and bleeding episode
I honestly hate the way it ends. I know that the status quo is King, but I I really wanted SOMETHING from this storyline to matter.
I remember my mom being pretty angry when a season of Dallas just turned out to be just a dream.
There was an episode of family guy where the smith family moved into Cleveland's house
Did your friend end up sitting at the captain’s table on there cruise? 😉
will you ever do regular show video
While anything is possible, for where theere is a will there is a way as they say... but for what itvis worth, I think she might have mention it among some other ones she either simply did not care for or were not her cup of tea so to speak.. not exact paraphrase quotes but yeah or else was just unlikely among a few others to be reviewd... also I think she has a sustem she called dagmar that uses a ratio of if a video gets a quota of views with a set time span or greater number of views with in same set tiem span that the minumum she does or can devote a time slot kind ofl ike radio am and fm for stations selling commercial time slots but only via scheduling ig.. or how I am thinking of it like,.so that she can know or has a general basis of an idea of what the most prpbable to be widely recieved or tuned into.. topics and franchises to target of will be.
None of this is fact for sure set in stoen however for I am only going off of perspective of my own impressions I from memory recall having from a particular video she made prior.. sometime last year or even potentially before I stumbled upon her content even. As I only recall knowing about her at around 70 to 90k or 91k subs on yt.. so yeah but yeah also it may have a dependancy on ease of acquisition of clears for copyright or yt allowance of material etc as yt itself in mho is fairly er unfairly oftentimes... quite prone to be eh... fickle at best with guideline/strikes etc.
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Im not reading all that but im happy for you, or sorry that happened
"I wish they'd do a Family Guy / American Dad crossover"
Said while reviewing the Family Guy / American Dad crossover :P
can you please cover Beyond the Alcove and Gernot and strudle?
You got a like just off the thumbnail. Keep growing your channel!
that wasn't a rhyme kitty, barely even a slant rhyme, your ears are broken.
also for your question at the end, the cruise scene were part of the simulation. great video as always.
Kitty I'm going to put you on my list of awesome RUclipsrs
They stole the fat camp joke from a Tweety cartoon. 😅
Not surprised
To be fair there was an entirely second Wizard Of Oz movie and story so technically the ending of Wizard Of Oz may not have actually been a dream.
I also want to put this I think the original reason that Stewie wanted to kill his mother which is Lois understandably was due to the fact that he wanted to destroy whatever attachments he had to somebody that can also make him feel more human whenever it came down to talking him out of his evil plans it wasn't just the fact that she was able to take away his toys but Stewie Oso knows that his mother Stewie Oso knows that his mother would Stewie also knows that his mother would be somebody being able to talk him out of his evil plans so it would make sense that he wants to cut off any attachment from her even if it means murdering her while he doesn't have to worry about his other family members even though he has mentioned he has had plans for both maybe his siblings and Peter but I could be wrong because it could have just been a written off joke that one time Stewie did think Peter for giving him back his weapon and telling him that his death will be the quickest which might indicate that he plans to kill off his whole entire family
"Irregardless" is not a word. It's "regardless" or "irrespective"
Irregardless is a word
Hi Kitty Monk. I was wondering if you could do a review or video on South park like how you do with Family Guy. Would LIKE to see that.
Ty ans ty for posting this video too.
Stewie has allways been my favorite family guy character. 👍✌
When I first saw the song scene, I thought the same thing, "Why was this cut?"
6:30 na, he's at the fudge factory
37:27 That's a reference for Hiroshima and Nagasaki memorial. You fold 1,000 paper cranes for a wish for the thousands of surviors.
32:33 was this only deleted in the US Version? I'm pretty sure I remember having seen that on Tv
I really love Honeycrisp apples!
An okay video to give credit where credit's due.
Please do a video on Bruce. He’s been an extremely interesting side character and I feel like other RUclipsrs haven’t really acknowledged it.
This Stewie vs Lois should have been a finale
God I'm such a nerd I had to actually google, we've got a little over calculation. Going from Rhode Island to Washington DC according to Google maps is only a little over a 6 hour drive. Its a total of 390 miles
I'd imagine this would be the biggest What If if Stewie didn't want to kill her mom
Before the video starts: The family would be better off. She's half the problem. The other half is Peter so Stewie's job isn't over, but it's a start.
Who do you think would win in a fight Stewie or Rodger ?
32:51 RIGHT?!?! If they're OK with doing a Family Guy and The Simpsons crossover, why won't they do THAT?!?!?!
Think of the interactions between characters
I like turtles
Same. One of my three power animals
I love the list because he's like me he wants to get rid of every cat member of Entourage and Britney Spears for showing her no no square
Oh no lois doesn't get any of his fortune, he already made that clear. He offered her a million dollars to leave peter, he offered Peter a million dollars to leave her, because neither one of them would agree Carter made his mind up a long time ago that they get nothing
Sorry kitty but the monarch definitely tortured him worse than any physical pain
all just a Dream should have been giving to Loud House no such luck