UnWritten Rules of the Patch | Danger Cats

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

Комментарии • 380

  • @rcarlisi63
    @rcarlisi63 6 лет назад +435

    Zip ties sent me here.....MINT.......

  • @EpicImports
    @EpicImports 6 лет назад +81

    Worked in the patch for 10 years. All over Alberta southern Saskatchewan and northern BC. What he says is 100 percent accurate.

    • @njam101
      @njam101 3 года назад +4

      Very similar to mining in Northern Ontario and Quebec.

  • @MikeJohnson-nr4yo
    @MikeJohnson-nr4yo 6 лет назад +72

    God bless this fine gentleman.

  • @Browndogdiesel
    @Browndogdiesel 4 года назад +32

    Between watching you and ol Peg I’ve come to the conclusion Canada in particular Alberta is the Australia of the northern hemisphere.
    Cheers from down under

  • @Mitchmyoutube
    @Mitchmyoutube 6 лет назад +185

    One of my unwritten rules of the patch is to never trust a guy with a danger cats sticker on his hardhat with anything because he is probably useless. Probably a hydrovac swamper anyway.

    • @BAMITsJACOB
      @BAMITsJACOB 5 лет назад +23

      I dont think I've ever read something so true

    • @minnionator
      @minnionator 4 года назад +2

      A FUCKING MEN

    • @corytrevor7503
      @corytrevor7503 4 года назад +1

      LOL

    • @bigdogblast
      @bigdogblast 4 года назад

      Guys are a bunch of fucking morons. How'd ya make out "making all them fat stacks" your sitting at your new apartment on your ass all day not making a fucking dime with your truck repo'd, your house repo'd, you spent all the other money gearing up your ex wife for someone else... and the kids were bragging about this life back in 2016?? Yeah... how'd you all make out. What a bunch of fucking useless fucks..

    • @christopherhall5640
      @christopherhall5640 4 года назад +13

      CBRKID sounds like a guy a who’s a hydrovac swamper with a danger cats sticker on his hard hat....

  • @alphafitter4699
    @alphafitter4699 6 лет назад +89

    It’s true. The patch never left the year 1985!

    • @OmniCausticInfidel
      @OmniCausticInfidel 5 лет назад +3

      thats what it is! all of alberta north of ed is stuck there. we just love quading shootin and farmin

    • @gavins9846
      @gavins9846 2 года назад +1

      Keeps things simple.

  • @lindseyelaine6046
    @lindseyelaine6046 6 лет назад +103

    This is so funny cause I’ve never watched a RUclips video of a guy that sounds exactly like the guys I hang out with 😂 you don’t find this albertan accent on social media very often

    • @TrunksEffect
      @TrunksEffect 5 лет назад +2

      Ya it's mint! dead-on accurate too bro hahahaha facccck

    • @Mr.Schitzengigglez
      @Mr.Schitzengigglez 5 лет назад +1

      Zip ties'NBias plies.
      Apparently I fucked that up.
      Fuckin straight up crazy Alberta dude.

    • @bernardfitzgerald7865
      @bernardfitzgerald7865 5 лет назад +5

      His accent is the accent everyone in the Pacific northwest who lives outside of major cities use

  • @TheBeavadelic
    @TheBeavadelic 6 лет назад +37

    Zip ties n bias plies sent me here- and I am not disappointed!

  • @bulletproofpepper2
    @bulletproofpepper2 Год назад +2

    Don’t be a Jody! #10 if you hurt yourself the device the engineer builds to make sure nobody does that again will be named after you. A Joey valve, a Frank cage, or a Bobby block. Thanks for sharing.

  • @MrJhasty
    @MrJhasty 6 лет назад +12

    This describes every construction site, logging site, job site, fire dig, and fish site I’ve ever been on

  • @dev4statingx90
    @dev4statingx90 7 лет назад +63

    As.a crane operator my data plans already huuuuuuggeee.

  • @justinclemens9225
    @justinclemens9225 7 лет назад +16

    These rules are all true. Love it!

  • @aerospacehello
    @aerospacehello 6 лет назад +7

    Thank you DCats, I've never been more proud of our brothers to the North. About f×@kin time.

  • @currently7886
    @currently7886 5 лет назад +3

    Unwritten rule, be polite to the cooks. If you say thank you they will fell valued and will want to cook for you. Food tastes better when they want to make it as opposed to when they are just forced to make it.

  • @budder2970
    @budder2970 6 лет назад +25

    Albertan here. This guy is legit.

  • @mymicks21
    @mymicks21 5 лет назад +7

    "If you're a butthrt hippie who gets his feelings hurt by words, you're not gonna have a good time out here." *Uses a Pure Leaf iced tea bottle as a spitter*

  • @danbriggs4604
    @danbriggs4604 4 года назад +1

    This is the best video on RUclips.

  • @Hegelmaus81
    @Hegelmaus81 6 лет назад +1

    Subscribed within a minute. You boys are legends.

  • @gavinashick8181
    @gavinashick8181 5 лет назад +8

    The patch ain't just a job, it's a lifestyle

  • @aiden.0082
    @aiden.0082 7 лет назад +19

    These unwritten rules sound like my life, except for the first and the last

  • @philbaker4598
    @philbaker4598 6 лет назад +17

    100% accurate, I love it .. keep ithe vids coming danger cats⚡️⚡️from a oilsands fan !!

  • @davidherman8244
    @davidherman8244 6 лет назад +2

    Hey I'm glad there's blue collar hillbilly s all the way out in Canada you rock

  • @canklehater
    @canklehater 6 лет назад +1

    Couldn't agree more!20yrs in the patch,10 rig managing

  • @dragonsage6909
    @dragonsage6909 Год назад +1

    I was 5 years in the patch, this is 100% accurate.. lol
    Thx

  • @ilovemytruck1120
    @ilovemytruck1120 6 лет назад +97

    Zip ties told me he can run the patch better than you with one leg

    • @nathan.thibert
      @nathan.thibert 5 лет назад

      disgruntled millennial trucker lmao which video from zip ties did he talk about that?

  • @arathaemaxus5250
    @arathaemaxus5250 7 лет назад +57

    Uncle Hack for PM!

  • @addicted2tone349
    @addicted2tone349 6 лет назад

    Preach it! These are all spot on..

  • @hbhunter4559
    @hbhunter4559 6 лет назад

    I will buy one of your hats!! Even better stop in for a beer or 7! I live in Sherwood Park and we need to start pumping oil!

  • @carpspudpicker3031
    @carpspudpicker3031 6 лет назад +11

    That’s why you keep the stink on yer fingers!

  • @danpaterson2036
    @danpaterson2036 7 лет назад +2

    The boys are fucking loving these videos here in camp

  • @emptymaker9752
    @emptymaker9752 4 года назад

    Thanks Peg for the Danger Cats anointment!

  • @arathaemaxus5250
    @arathaemaxus5250 7 лет назад +44

    This video makes me miss the rig lol

  • @jcprov9481
    @jcprov9481 4 года назад

    I work in road construction, this applies almost exactly to us as well.

  • @eriktaylor3023
    @eriktaylor3023 4 года назад

    The best video I've seen in a minute

  • @MC-gp9ke
    @MC-gp9ke 6 лет назад +17

    zip ties headed me here..that greasy peg leg from g-dale albertastan..

  • @jordiedobbie795
    @jordiedobbie795 6 лет назад +2

    What a great persona to take on.
    IM A OIL RIG WORKER.

  • @NathanRine2770
    @NathanRine2770 2 года назад +4

    I love this Danger Cat stuff. It's freakin the life and hilarious. Too many soft people anymore. Have fun boys.

  • @megscott222
    @megscott222 3 года назад +2

    This will always be a classic here in Alberta...and all so true. All you freeloaders should subscribe already!

  • @blainelashley2120
    @blainelashley2120 6 лет назад +1

    We out here poundin mother Earth in South Texas

  • @logpile1318
    @logpile1318 6 лет назад

    Used to work North Dakota patch in 81 and 82, there wasn't any h.r. then that I can remember

  • @chunkydumper6156
    @chunkydumper6156 6 лет назад

    "Smile, nod, and throw the odd fuck yeah in there." Fuck yeah.

  • @VolumeImpact
    @VolumeImpact 5 лет назад +1

    This is why I love the people of Alberta.

  • @jackmehoff2363
    @jackmehoff2363 5 лет назад

    Sucks this oil field is nearly gone in the nodak

  • @hardsignal
    @hardsignal 5 лет назад

    you can watch all of them but this is pretty much the best one

  • @jennahell
    @jennahell 8 месяцев назад

    Ha ha haaaaaaa!!! Finally watching my first Danger Cats video and it’s fucking ✨MINT✨
    I’m finally here because somebody got butthurt over that pickton shirt on my timeline so it reminded me to dig into your content.
    I flew to Ottawa with ya last month bud! Hope you made that gig in Toronto. Stay rad 🔥

    • @DangerCats69
      @DangerCats69  8 месяцев назад

      Hope New York was rad to ya!

  • @youxkio
    @youxkio 5 лет назад

    Oh Full Metal Jacket. The sargeant Hartman speech. Now I know where it comes from.

  • @canabox7112
    @canabox7112 6 лет назад

    On my younger buddies first day on the rigs. He went for a shit in a porta potty. They backed a pickup truck against the door and left him there for hours. They finally let him out two guys laughing their asses off. They eventually both got boot stomped. Bad!

  • @noone-nd4ml
    @noone-nd4ml 6 лет назад

    Office boy tin is what my grandpa called those snuff tins

  • @horselakeranch
    @horselakeranch 2 года назад

    The best rig hands walk around smelling like weed

  • @Grey66688
    @Grey66688 6 лет назад +2

    Yo bud love your channel haven't laughed so hard in forever

  • @aeschete17
    @aeschete17 6 лет назад +3

    what is the song at the beginning? kick ass metal scream

  • @stumpymcstumpstump3503
    @stumpymcstumpstump3503 4 года назад +1

    Sounds like my time in the US Army!

  • @PimpBeetle138
    @PimpBeetle138 3 года назад +1

    This is gold

  • @N7Prime
    @N7Prime 6 лет назад

    Lol calling the new guy princess 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CHUCKBALLER2024
    @CHUCKBALLER2024 5 лет назад +2

    Edmonton here

  • @tomdawson4134
    @tomdawson4134 7 лет назад +1

    Atta boy! Drivin' a GM! Fuck yeah buddayyyyy!!!

  • @samhowe2183
    @samhowe2183 7 лет назад +36

    #bertastrong

  • @murraymaccuish8073
    @murraymaccuish8073 Месяц назад

    showing your boss a picture of his daugter will still get u fired

  • @jobaccamasakado
    @jobaccamasakado 6 лет назад +1

    I'm so sad that I just found this. My life could have been so much better if I found this earlier!
    F@$% yeah!

  • @michaellane7624
    @michaellane7624 4 года назад

    hey you guys have any fr great for us in the patch

  • @canadianhousecoat
    @canadianhousecoat 6 лет назад +2

    Shit man... This is my life in the army.

  • @johnpats7024
    @johnpats7024 6 лет назад

    By far your best vid

  • @bogie4653
    @bogie4653 6 лет назад +1

    You can tell your Canadian. We don't call it oil patch in the U.S.

    • @Skrenja
      @Skrenja 3 года назад +1

      Most people call it "site" in Canada.

  • @buzzfeedright4154
    @buzzfeedright4154 6 лет назад +25

    Unwritten invisible rule don’t go anywhere near native woman greasy.

    • @JJ-eu3fl
      @JJ-eu3fl 5 лет назад

      BuzzFeedRight same with commercial fisherman lmfao too many guys I know have Gone home with the gift that keeps giving

  • @mixnmatchflavourbleach2313
    @mixnmatchflavourbleach2313 6 лет назад +3

    I noticed your truck seems to roll ahead thought the video cuts, could your parking brake be loose? IS THAT A SAFETY HAZARD?!

  • @y2kxj
    @y2kxj 6 лет назад +1

    Sounds just like mining...

  • @daniquebaker91
    @daniquebaker91 6 лет назад +5

    Zip ties sent me here aswell

  • @puckwrx1
    @puckwrx1 7 лет назад +4

    Sounds like juniors..!

  • @stephanlandry9406
    @stephanlandry9406 5 лет назад +1

    I been in the patch for 20 years, and you summed it all up in a few minutes. Fuck yea keep the great videos coming. And fuck Trudeau in 2019.

  • @braiydensobolewski836
    @braiydensobolewski836 5 лет назад

    Can someone let me know what the name of the song is that opens before fucking awesome unwritten rules uncle hack has

  • @scottmiller3025
    @scottmiller3025 6 лет назад

    Love the music! Classic.

  • @colinbrown9044
    @colinbrown9044 Год назад

    Probably good idea to let them know most of Fort Mac ....GP...Red Deer......is Newfie or from Scotia.

  • @Rudenz
    @Rudenz 2 года назад

    This is the best shit iv seen in forever

  • @veltonmeade1057
    @veltonmeade1057 6 лет назад +1

    Oh oh,,I am an engineer. lol

  • @jblgti50
    @jblgti50 6 лет назад

    Sounds like linework!!! Funny dude

  • @Mempker
    @Mempker 6 лет назад

    At the end of the video and all videos what is that song? Its judas priest but what song?

  • @shleepydragyn8940
    @shleepydragyn8940 6 лет назад +8

    Found your channel thru zip ties n bias plies

  • @thefreakinjoeshow4828
    @thefreakinjoeshow4828 6 лет назад +1

    This is very Canadian and Albertan, the attitude and accent and all... makes me think if city folks are just Canucks on paper

  • @GoViking933
    @GoViking933 5 лет назад

    Six minutes of truth!

  • @TheGanrock
    @TheGanrock 6 лет назад

    Didn't Deaner coin the term danger cat in his poem woman was a danger cat.

  • @TheRealJASK1Tattoos
    @TheRealJASK1Tattoos 9 месяцев назад +1

    Epic rant…

  • @johnbruinsma5396
    @johnbruinsma5396 5 лет назад

    Did you work for me lol love your Channel man keep up the good work

  • @dannygaudet8421
    @dannygaudet8421 5 лет назад +1

    Buddy you speak the truth

  • @coyotecodey1160
    @coyotecodey1160 4 года назад

    This applies with all construction sites

  • @hotrod6654
    @hotrod6654 6 лет назад +1

    Sounds alot like the welding rules lol

  • @stevendelcarlo3294
    @stevendelcarlo3294 5 лет назад

    Sounds like commercial fishing.

  • @Adamr916
    @Adamr916 6 лет назад

    Sounds like refinery life too

  • @ryandogandkitty8544
    @ryandogandkitty8544 6 лет назад

    Uncle Hack Where can I buy some Danger Cats Head Gear?

  • @Peccs91
    @Peccs91 7 лет назад +6

    This made my fuckin day you beautiful disaster

  • @jeremyb6361
    @jeremyb6361 5 лет назад

    Grab the matter daddy? Whats a matter daddy? nothing son....

  • @whoispriest
    @whoispriest 5 лет назад +1

    LOL loved this

  • @pmag3200
    @pmag3200 6 лет назад

    Zip tie sent me over here and he says you suck...lol

  • @Glumpuzzler
    @Glumpuzzler 6 лет назад

    not gonna lie. you got me to sub in the first 10 seconds yeeeehaww brother

  • @richardkey4289
    @richardkey4289 5 лет назад +1

    Right on! These cats work hard, pay a LOT of tax dollars to the feds so they can waste it on stupid things , & these rules are reality

  • @chrissmith8128
    @chrissmith8128 6 лет назад +1

    Dude where do I sign up? It sounds like heaven

  • @trueshape1548
    @trueshape1548 6 лет назад

    I want to work with this guy. Where do I apply?

  • @tonyanderson6493
    @tonyanderson6493 6 лет назад

    Hey ya minty count, zip ties says gfy

  • @LiamX7s
    @LiamX7s 6 лет назад

    worked in the patch for while and this is so fuckin accurate

  • @rylenyoungs641
    @rylenyoungs641 Год назад

    Fuck buddy I love this shit😂. I actually don't regret being albertan with the danger cats around😂. I gotta buy some merch to be a cat now

  • @DangerCats69
    @DangerCats69  4 года назад +1

    Danger Cats Merch:
    www.DangerCatsShop.com