It Came From Tumblr #58 | Binge Compilation
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Fun fact! Toucans have huge beaks. They also have tongues. Their tongues run the full length of their beak. So if you've ever seen one holding something at the very tip of their beaks, they can taste that!
Certain toucans can rattle their beaks. And baby toucans sound like a little motor reving.
@Haku infinite Just googled toucan skulls, and holy shit.
Aww cute!
no thanks! :D
Thanks! I hate it! :D
"Hair is beautiful when attached to the body, but instantly becomes disgusting when it's detached from it"
So are eyes and faces.
quite a decent bit of human body parts
I was asleep, but I had forgotten to turn RUclips off.
My cat was sleeping on my laptop, when he did “dat thing where they go stretchy and purr” and thus turning my sound on full.
After stirring and muttering at my cat for a minute or two, I woke to the sound of my cat screeching in horror as pat calmly reads tumbler posts. Keep in mind he had turned my sound on FULL.
Oh, you thought I was done?? Ha! Wrong.
Immediately after, my cat fell off of my bed and sprinted right into the door. But I’m still not done. My other cat, startled by all of the commotion (previously sleeping on my shelf) knocked down everything from said shelf, making even more noise while jumping away. I’m pretty sure my neighbours may have heard all of the panic, but I was too busy laughing at my stupid cats to care. Seriously guys, I have never been so happy to get woken up.
Thanks pat! You made my morning. Did I mention this all happened at 2am? haha... ha...
Edit: * I have come to the realisation that I still have too clean my shelf. I am less impressed. * * Still pretty funny game tho*
Edit 2: Only one cat was harmed. (See my comment below)
This story killed me and then resurrected me thank you for the laugh
@Michael Tyson, No problem! Sorry I came back a little late! Here is an update on the story:
The second cat (the one who knocked everything off of my shelf), had pushed a little ceramic decoration off, and hit herself on the head with it... Luckily, this cats thick skull came in handy, because absolutely no damage was done other than a smol bruise above her eye. I’m not naming any names here, but... I think it’s clear who’s at fault here. *cOuGh CoUgH, JAMES!* poor kitty wanted to feel like biggest child. This concludes, the adventures of Numbskulls number one and two.
P.S: after realising I didn’t tell anyone the cats names:
Cat 1= James
Cat 2= Anne
Ahh, and this is the best thing I read, after starting another PM Seymour tumblr binge watch session... at 2am after spending most of the night playing video games.
This reads like something that would end up in this video
see, we haven't found shit in space.
the horrors in the ocean are too great to even count
Space: There may be spooky things.
The Oceans: We are 100% positive that Cthulhu actually exists and is also amassing squids for an army.
black holes can be spooky, but only if you're daring enough to go too close to it
Ocean spooky is we don't know what horrors are down there
Space spooky is we know exactly the horrors out there and if one hit us we could do absolutely nothing about it. (Asteroid, pulsar beam, black hole, etc.)
Fun fact we are to know more about space than we do the ocean
we have to go deeper
i wonder how much time went into editing THE LEG
I think it was more of a journey and a race. It had parts you know? One could even say it had...... Multiple *Legs* of the race?
@@mattdale8675 damn you that's good
You could say it probably needed a lot of *leg work*
Too much. Probably like half an hour. Maybe an entire hour. Frick, I can see it happening in Premiere in front of my eyes.
Kai Dahlhaus _cue Premiere hallucinations_
*"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHS AT THE SOUP STORE?!"*
they have a wide selection of nice snug clothing. never gone there before for a duster so figured why not
this is *not* an ad btw I never gone to the store and this is but satire
Shower Thought : We Humans May be weak , but that weakness motivated us to Change our environment because there was no time to Change ourselves , but there was enough time for small DNA Changes Like Bigger , more social and faster learning Brains.
The pretty sure brains haven't actually changed much/at all since Society was invented, the thing that's changing making learning faster and more complex is our knowledge base.
@@FrancisR420 As you can See, you are talking about when society began, i'm talking when there were social apes living on trees in Africa , when the Devs decided to lower tree Count wich nerfed apes that now HAD to go on the Ground and didn't have any defence against anything and that Moment had to Shape their surroundings because Evolution wasn't shaping them fast enough to survive with their bodies, but their brains. At that Moment wich Year i do Not know of ,the Brains were significantly smaller. But you are correct with the Statement that Brainsize didn't change much since the firsts sivilisations.
Your rampant use of capital letters have given me anxiety
@@Liberablubly
Oh man, a fellow tier zoo fan
sneeb I am sorry.
I mean... the Toy Story one isnt exactly wrong.....
MMMMMMMMMMMM ....i hate that ....because its not wrong
Exactly.
Your right
@Rebecca Pena It's not that it's not wrong. It's that we wish it were.
i mostly get adult jokes, but not this one.... :(
The sith infiltrated the jedi to ban 'love' in an attempt to destroy the order and actually managed to get away with it.
Alright! Who told?
wait, THAT'S CANNON?
Love is the most light side emotion the Jedi would gain great power from it
Haku infinite Yeah, and his only son turns into a domestic abuser who was last seen chasing his ex-girlfriend, intending to kill her when he caught her.
Insomniac squad unite!! Good thing I'm in quarantine there's nothing to do tommorow.
Insomniac Squad *sad shuffling in bed noises*
I'd still be willing to watch this with the repercussions of school the next morning
*I'll sleep when I am dead intensifies * all insomniacs. Raise your right hand and repeat after me.
*sad 1 hour of sleep noises*
Marina C. do Val
YOU!
1:25 technically, someone did do something in response to the killer clown, but not in an effort to stop them. The American Clown College (or some bigwig clown school idk) posted a tweet saying that they had nothing to do with the killer clowns and that clowning was cool because their numbers are dwindling...
It's binge time! It's binge time!
Gather all your friends, it's binge time!
It's binge time! It's binge time!
The only cure for sadness!
Hello fellow Jse fan
@@kirstenblackwell9915 hello
The second*
@@user-tr6jk4eu5q *_shut the hell your mouth-_*
You're wrong it's memes.
However binge is a cure for boredom
i was eating extra spicy noodles and choke on it bc of laughing and now my nose feel like burning and my throat is burning.
worth it tho
mmm i love noodles. korean spicy ramen?
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@@BothHands1 yep
“If there are infinite dimensions, every film that we seen is based on a true story.”
*Y a l i k e j a z z ?*
am I the only person who wants the jingle to be a ringtone now?
seriously it sounds like a good ringtone.
I mean no one would hear it because everyone's phones are on silent
I like it to my friend
I'm the 69th like and I feel accomplished.
5:45 wow the Onward squeal is looking good
squeal
When you get to binge comp 100, make a binge comp, the documentary, all 100 binge comps mashed together, to create almost 10-20 hours of tumblr
**inhales**
YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dude looking at it we'd have like 30-40 hours of tumblr
6:37 yeah no. Not when you have kids
The kids need to be taken away by Karen.
Whose kids bother them while pooping?
@@NaiefThegoony EVERYONES
Ashooka Manuela, you have a problem.
Naief The goony after 7 years old it isn’t a problem anymore.
father i crave tumblr
*TUMBLR DADDY*
There is so much content on tumblr that he has made 58 binge compilations. Not 58 videos, 58 compilations of said videos.
yeeeeee binge time im always here for the binge every time
Time to sit down with a blanket, cup of cocoa and then its b i n g e t i m e .
10:49 or the scp foundation’s microwave( because you know which doctor would do something with the microwave)
Bright, Clef, or Kondraki? It's a coin toss.
3 sided coin.
Which is probably an SCP
woahhh im all alone here feels psychedelic, people
The Jedi find having a relationship to be a heinous act that can get you expelled from the order because fear of losing them leads to the dark side and apparently everyone in the Star Wars universe fears losing their loved ones
Maybe the bear's porridge was poured at different times, like mama's was first, baby was second and papa was last
Well, there is also bowl size and bowl material, which could contribute to the rate of cooling.
@@namelessdork2256 oh neat
Assuming the bowls are the same and of cheap material because they're bears and bears be dumb like that: Y'know, it's a given that the different sizes match the intended consumer. And smaller servings, of especially heaped, glop like porridge lose heat faster.... because there's less to retain heat. Less food.... more cold. And its generally assumed kids like it colder as it tastes more like a sugary sweet that way.
Also, Papa Bear eats his porridge with just salt, but Mama Bear pours half a jug of cream and sugar on hers.
@@phastinemoon I never knew that, very interesting
Sword Skord got me though. I giggled. I, a grown man, giggled and I enjoyed my giggle.
Every time I hear "social distancing" for some damn reason I expect it to be part of a month python skit.
Where theres two men in brown plaid business suits.
*Outdated attempt at being relivent music plays for slightly too long.*
Man 1: "today we are going to cover the latest government approved isolation technique called 'Social distancing' now you may ask. What is social distancing. Well it's creating a government approved gap between two people. "
*Man one looks to camera two*
"How do you do this? Why it's simple really"
*Man one whips head to Camera one*
"Just watch."
*Turns to other man on stage*
"I like feet"
*Man two is visabily uncomfortable and takes three steps back trying to mask discomfort.*
"See that wasn't so hard"
Man 1: "join us next time for how to accept your place as a disposable cog in the machinations of governmental dick measuring"
When the hero of time is only partially summoned
10:44 I feel that this would be something in Aperture Labratories
The Leg to the Gannons : *S T O M P*
To the three bears shower thought: Every creature has a general liking to what their food temp is(like how I can only eat my steaks well done and my boyfriend can only have his mid well). So, the three bears’ porridge didn’t suddenly change temperatures once it was put in the bowls, the three bears just don’t all like the same temp of food and that’s fine and normal.
Gosh dang it Seymour. It's almost midnight and I was going to play Skyrim but your hypnotizing voice and the hilarious content of tumblr has entrapped me.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
I'll see you later!
Nothing, they just waved.
I Sea whatcha did there.
Oh my Cod, you guys are making me salty! I know you guys can't sea that, but I thought I'd let you know. Anyway, I gotta go, so I'll just wave goodbye to you all!
Water all this puns doing here? Tbh I’m not shore...
@@maggiedink6715 nice one.
6:47
therefore hogwarts is real
goodbye im going to become a wizard and im gonna carry around a ferret dressed in an owl costume to send my letters
Heck yea ferrets!!
Also, perm to draw this on my channel UwU
12:51
Technically they're run by counts!
The leg one is just that one lamp in A Christmas Story
10:36, this probably wouldn’t be the best now because airlines now would probably not care or would try and strike a deal with the TSA. Maybe going along the lines of.... the TSA doesn’t really do anything any ways and only exists to make others feel safe but not really so removing them would possibly make people more likely to go on flights instead of wait hours just going through something that does absolutely nothing other than take money.
I vibe with this
i'm a real thick sunny yes i'm a thick sunny
all you other thick sunnys are just up here fronting
so will the real thick sunny please stand up
I just wanted to say after struggling to finish my project, your videos made me feel better. Thank you for making me smile :)
2:40 More Mass something has ,more temperature it can hold(or something , forgot the Words)
If that’s the case, then why was MOMMA BEAR’S BOWL *COLDER THAN HER **_SON’S BOWL?!?!?!?_*
@@SpaceCase132 She was on a diet. Like all mommas do.
1:26 I DIDNT FORGET AND I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THOSE CLOWNS CAUSE NOW I CANT GO TO THE CIRCUS WITHOUT CRYING IN TERROR
"... with Sky Daddy's sweat"
Holy shit, does PM watch Mr. Atheist?
Being a ghost sounds nice, being only an expectator in the distance.
that overthrow from the icecream truck one is lawful though, after all he made the laws after that...
3:11 I mean the same thing applies to heads. We see Them every day and concider them normal. But if you detach them, we get horrified.
12:12 became funnier after watching Zootopia
6:46 that's Paradox Space in a nutshell pretty much everything is canon if you bend reality enough
6:46 and in some alternate dimensions, never made sequels/prequels got made and did really well.
I've been cooking since I was 4, and sometimes food that's been cooked together just cools at different rates after being portioned out.
With the three bears one- the porridge in the smaller bowl cooled down faster because there was less of it, and the porridge in the biggest bowl retained heat :)
5:33 That music seriously reminds me of a good few Viking documentaries by K&G and HistoryTime... And, to be fair, the last few sentences of that part of the "Normans in Italy: Wars of the Romans and Lombards" documentary that's about Georgios Maniakes (literally - George Maniac) by HistoryTime.
What I find funny is when he mentioned the guy who cracked his fingers, I was at that time cracking my fingers.
the jingle at the beginning kind of reminds me of baba is you
9:20 rhyme and lime rhyme
Don't forget dime.
Can't forget about crime and prime
lhyme
thyme and time
THE LEG!!!
**Epic montage activate!!**
the leg, BEST PART OF THIS VIDEO, 10 OUTA 10!!!!
10:50 could also be Cecil and Carlos’ microwave. Unless there’s some ungodly thing attached to microwaves in Nightvale
bro you just posted binge you are going to gain subscriber
6:19, there are probably many, many that I haven't clicked on since I don't click on most regions of my monitor.
The three bears got three different temperatures because they used different sized bowls for each bear. Daddy Bear had the biggest bowl which retained more heat, and Baby Bear had the smallest bowl which got cold faster. Mama Bear had a normal size bowl which obtained a desirable temperature within the time the bears got back.
The porridge bowls could only be cooked one at a time so when they all ate together one had sat too long and was cold, one had sat just long enough, and the other was fresh out the oven
Ey what was that music at the zelda part. It ROCKED!
My dm brain went running at the roy mustang one. Even if you overthrow the government you can still be Lawful. Llawful means you hold yourself to a strict code of law not necessarily the laws of the place you are. Batman is lawful good but he still works outside the law.
The lelda of zegend: a wink between winks
10:10 It’s 2 in the morning and this joke almost killed me
2:48 ok but consider: they were each put into bowls at different times, and probably different amounts, giving them each time to cool at different rates for different lengths of time
Or they could have put ice cubes in it
That last one had so much power in it
I like the binge compilation jingle
The temperature thing of the porridge, it’s done by the surface area of a bowl and temperature of the bowl.
jesus christ I read the first bit of the video as "it's a bingle compilation jingle"
4:38 the duality of pokemon antagonists in one 4 pannel comic, genius
I don’t even live in the city and the New York thing (4:20) is true what-
9:08, that's because if you're reading fanfiction, then you already know what type of genre the thing or whatever fan fic of the fandom is, not to mention they ARE categorized by things like AUs and relationships soooo
1:58 please I know I'm an idiot and will still be an idiot for at least the next 5 years
2:45 assuming the bowls were different sizes, the fathers might have been narrower and the child's might have been wider then the porridge would have cooled at different rates
2:38 you know how stacking ice makes it last longer in the sun? Ally that principal and it explains itself. Not sure how the medium sized bowl was colder than the smallest.
4:11 I’m from Cranston and I will frankly say that burnt.
6:17 Whenever I look at any one of those 4 pixels I hear screaming...
The soup store meme I'm 99% sure came from Code MENT, which made that joke fully understanding that the soup store exists.
With the three bears porridge situation, there is a clear solution. You serve the one to go cold first, then wait a bit and serve the medium one, then you serve the hot one and it's ready to eat...
~9:40; you can't drown in space which inherently makes it seem like a much safer place than the ocean. You can't breath in space either, but we've evolved in a world where drowning is more common and thus scarier than suddenly having no air.
Thus, water is scarier than space.
Since we're exploring alternate universes, I'll just come out and say it: there's probably a parallel universe where I _am_ Ridley, either through genetic modification or legitimately being born a space pirate dragon sailing along the cosmos, fucking shit up for shits and giggles. I wonder how he's doing. Eh, probably fighting some blonde pleb whose mother he toasted or something.
"this has bee-ee-eeeen... *gettothebunker"*
The ad I got before this video looked like it featured a hamburger being plunged into beer. Just thought I should share that.
2:50 it’s possible that the bowls were different temperatures which would change the porridge temperature
11:44 well sadly, araki found this new thing called "fashion industry", cursing all the jojo characters from thicc tall himbos to runway models too short to be one. look at jonathan, all of his original thiccness went to his ass making him unable to do the secret technique.
I NEED AN HOUR LONG LOOP OF THE LEG AND I NEED IT NOW!
It may be a binge complication music, but it sounds like Kahoot.
7:28 That Zelda song cover is badass, and metal as fuck
The three bears served porridge in three different sized bowls, allowing it to cool off at different rates as they went out.
The main implication here is that the baby bear had a larger bowl than the mama bear.
He should make a binge compilation of binge compilations.
shower thoughts really became dan and phil games when they challenge each other
Ya dole one out first, then the second, then the third. With time in between for them to cool
Other people: Ha ha legend of zegend
Me: PENNY SNAPCUBE!?!?
Imagine falling asleep to this and then just THE LEG
The bears had different temp meals because
A: they were taken out of the pot at different times, or
B: Thermodynamics says things at the same temperature RETAIN that temperature for longer, the larger the object/portion is
I laughed for a full 5 minutes about the shampoo bottle one.
The leg never gets old.