Hello everyone, I am the original author of this video. This work premiered on www.bilibili.com in China on June 17th, and now I have overcome the obstacles and published it on RUclips. I will continue to release new works in the future. Thank you for watching.
A little context for people that yet to acknowledge the power of the 59: There is a running joke in the Chinese military forum about how the Type 59, a 60-year-old tank, is still in service as the PLA adding more and more ungodly modifications to it to the point that the only way to recognise it is to count the road wheels since the road wheel layout is the only thing that remains the same. It was commonly believed that the PLA had secretly modified at least one Type 59 to become a star destroyer, or worse.
38 thousands years from now, this video will be stored in a hallowed databank deep in the heart of Mars with only the most trustworthy member of the Machine-Cult allowed to witness its glory as a proof of past humanity technological might. Ave Omnissiah. Ave Deus Mechanicum.
It’s called a turret basket with locks so they don’t have to spin and because it shoots lasers it does not have a massive cannon breech and if you want to know how they survive space and the instantaneous acceleration and rockets it’s simple stalinium seals, stalinium armor, and stalinium vitamins with a 100th of a gram of stalinium to turn normal Soviet to Soviet gods
“Unfortunately the second footage shows that this thing can even BREAK a Trisolarian droplet, which is made out of the STRONGEST material ever known (so strong it’s atoms are organized very neatly, making a smooth surface even when seen with a microscope).”
Honestly I love looking at combloc propaganda and it’s successor states. The USSR were genuinely the masters of propaganda and anything channeling even 1% of that spirit is entertaining as hell to watch. Unlike western propaganda that drives me to drink as my country burns to the ground from the inside out. Looking at you _Emma_
@@stocriderj close it’s meant to confuse people as to who is working on the tank and who it belongs to as i was already extremely scary to the allies and china was not as scary so to make them more intimidating but it’s mine and is hidden in a random mountain with a tzar bomba next to it to ensure if it’s found it will be destroyed and it’s secrets are never shared
meh, still way more realistic than human beings doing it, (like in dump American superhero stories) so I ain't complaining! 😂 Also, fuck the US army - we need more video games where you can kill the bastards!
Tank corps - it's just a base for weight, speed and main caliber of the war machine. So, old tanks with new electronic and good dynamic armor have a place to be in modern war. It's still tank, that even can destroy modern one, and sure will do it, when 2v1, but costs like 1/10 of new model Just in video we have a T-59 model from 2250th year, against army 2010tg with basic arms 🤡
@@markusfelonand the stars on the side at a glance look like a hammer and sickle, plus it looks like a Russian tank (and let’s be honest it really is a Russian tank with a different crew)
I appreciate the consistency of the heat-seeking road wheel no longer being on the tank, but I'm a little surprised that it didn't simply return to its original spot, undamaged.
That’s the thing you see, the road wheel is undamaged but it went invisible so it _appears_ the T-49 has a weakness, but in all reality the road wheel is right back where it belongs.
this is like watching a wayward queen attack except the queen actually manages to somehow singlehandedly tear every enemy piece a new one jokes aside the action on this is amazing, i like how even though the tank defies the laws of physics you can actually feel the weight every time it moves, especially when it lands on the enemy ship's helipad with so much force that it creates sparks love it
Guys, if you want to save up money but don't have the self discipline, remember that if you save enough, eventually you will be able to afford this vehicle as your primary mode of transport.
I don’t think that the type 59 has a laser it’s just shooting so many rounds per second that it looks like a constant beam Edit: The Type 59s gun is actually designed by the British, it’s a 105mm Is says this in “presenting type 59 tank apples way” when it lists the cannon as “105mm rifled laser”
Reminds me of a Soviet anecdote: Yesterday morning a Soviet peaceful tractor with a vertical take-off was ploughing a control strip near the Chinese border. A Chinese border patrol passing by fired a single rifle shot upwards in the area where the Soviet tractor was stationed. However, tractor driver Petrov, nicknamed "Starley", was not confused: he took the machine into the air, responded with a salvo, weeding out a tank division and one hundred and fifty hectares of enemy infantry located 500 kilometres nearby, after which he turned on the afterburner and entered near-Earth orbit. In connection with the incident, TASS is authorised to state: in the event of a repetition of such provocations, the Soviet Government will send to the disposal of Major-General Ivanov, Chairman of the Guards Red Banner Armoured Collective Farm "Path to Victory", an echelon of tractors, combines, mowers, threshers, seeders, windrowers and other agricultural machinery, as well as a shipment of nerve agent fertiliser.
Considering what this tank was capable of, using one of it's roadwheels in the fight was overkill. I think it was just some power show off, because the roadwheel didn't care about decoys. The tank could have as well smashed the plane not wasting valuable *double purpose roadwheel.
This reminds me of how I would play war with my brothers. Particularly my older brother. His tanks were invincible and mine were destroyed with a single shot. His Jets always evaded missiles and mine were brought down by missiles that completely ignored or bypassed countermeasures.
I saw this video a couple of days ago but was gutted when I tried to search for it again to see it removed. Happy I am now reunited with this absolute gem.
This video made me cry from laughter... This is just majestic... I can hardly describe the feelings this arouses... The red army music being on point, the tank defying every single law of physics in sight, bonking of ironman and cpn. america with the barrel... Just wow... I have not had such a laugh in probably over 9 years now... Thank you!
@@mastercoolguy2809 Fine, call them Titan-Class Battlespoon instead. I don't know wether any of the xenos within the galaxy know the concept of shovels or not, but they sure know what a spoon is.
Hello everyone, I am the original author of this video. This work premiered on www.bilibili.com in China on June 17th, and now I have overcome the obstacles and published it on RUclips. I will continue to release new works in the future. Thank you for watching.
ruclips.net/video/mMwD6FWymzI/видео.html
This guy copy-pasted your video
I refuse to believe this came from China
How did you made this?
@@Imperialzs why not believing in the mysterious eastern?
@@Imperialzs keep hating nobody really cares 🤷♂️
A little context for people that yet to acknowledge the power of the 59:
There is a running joke in the Chinese military forum about how the Type 59, a 60-year-old tank, is still in service as the PLA adding more and more ungodly modifications to it to the point that the only way to recognise it is to count the road wheels since the road wheel layout is the only thing that remains the same. It was commonly believed that the PLA had secretly modified at least one Type 59 to become a star destroyer, or worse.
Hey man, thanks for the context. I find it very interesting.
China thinks it galactic empire 💀
So, the Chinese version of T-34 rumour
Based People's Liberation Army moment
So pretty much the B-52 then lol
I love how the video is flagged as being "WarThunder"
because it is true
It is, someone is just playing a Russian premium tank.
@@moldypizza__it’s chinese
@@supert1103 “it’s Chinese” -🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@moldypizza__just because somebody is right doesnt mean their a nerd u dork
Finally balanced and historically accurate tank for War Thunder.
straight from the leaked documents
Fr
Player: Dude! I swear! Im not hacking!
Player just 17 seconds later after he respawns:
Lol fr
"It's just a bug" 😂
“It’s just a feature”
He just has a really good gaming chair
In the future, historians will come across this video and spend their lifetime looking for this ancient superweapon
And if some other alien species find this video after we're are extinct.
da real superweapons were da komrades we made along da way
They won’t need to, they’ll just be incredibly confused how they predicted the latest prototype of the T-59 300 years prior
Tonight on History Channel:
38 thousands years from now, this video will be stored in a hallowed databank deep in the heart of Mars with only the most trustworthy member of the Machine-Cult allowed to witness its glory as a proof of past humanity technological might.
Ave Omnissiah. Ave Deus Mechanicum.
I wonder how the crew of the type 59 felt when the turret was spinning faster than a jet engines turbine
nah, zhu only get slight headache i guess
It’s called a turret basket with locks so they don’t have to spin and because it shoots lasers it does not have a massive cannon breech and if you want to know how they survive space and the instantaneous acceleration and rockets it’s simple stalinium seals, stalinium armor, and stalinium vitamins with a 100th of a gram of stalinium to turn normal Soviet to Soviet gods
@@thesovietunion6604average day in soviet russia
@@Waterishloki100a also comrade here is a free tip don’t fight heisters with a giant spoon especially is it’s a golden one
They didn't too much vodka
FOR PEOPLE WHO WONDER WHAT THE NAME OF THE SONG IS , THE NAME OF THIS SONG IS "RED ARMY IS THE STRONGEST (ROCK VERSION)"
Thank you very much, that is exactly what i wanted to know
link of video?
@@herrmichi1 ruclips.net/video/6fzsQt6hz6A/видео.htmlsi=Y_TM3jeDCfqpv23V
@@herrmichi1 ruclips.net/video/6fzsQt6hz6A/видео.htmlsi=Y_TM3jeDCfqpv23V
@@herrmichi1 just search it
Im gona send this to my dad who spent 5 years in the military
How did it go?
how did it go?
how did it go?
how did it go?
@@Syntax-eu1ym he said it was more realistic Russian propaganda
WoT: This new premium Tank is balanced
The Tank:
Needs a buff.
The real premium element is the ironman and captain America, the protagonist tank is the cheater in the game lol
War thunder also
Joke’s on you, the type 59 is one of the oldest premiums in the game
people still play world of tanks? damm
damn the new warthunder premium looks pretty cool
It will be a certified Chinese tank for Russian troops
Damn powercreep hitting hard
least powerful premium
yup,
Agreed
GAIJIN :" THERE'S NO BIAS "
ALSO GAIJIN :
Yes
teacher: what are you thinking about?
me:
Pentagon : Sir, we need more budget for defense
US : why?
Pentagon : Show this video
“Unfortunately the second footage shows that this thing can even BREAK a Trisolarian droplet, which is made out of the STRONGEST material ever known (so strong it’s atoms are organized very neatly, making a smooth surface even when seen with a microscope).”
@@xinguan2681In thats case, they are f*cked.
@@xinguan2681 the fact that you can only break the droplet by being a 4th dimensional creature. I fear no man
And then they actually make it. Lazerbear syndrome at its finest.
They don't have any money , its all debt now.
Other people: "I hate propaganda! It's always fake!"
Me, a propaganda enjoyer:
Hell yea
Honestly I love looking at combloc propaganda and it’s successor states. The USSR were genuinely the masters of propaganda and anything channeling even 1% of that spirit is entertaining as hell to watch.
Unlike western propaganda that drives me to drink as my country burns to the ground from the inside out. Looking at you _Emma_
csghost??? you must've told the engineers to create this tank
Oh wow did not think I would see you here😂
This is not propaganda! This is a military fan made sarcasm video.
I love how the F-35 used flares on a wheel.
If someone shows this to Biden, he would think the footage is real
the ultimate test
Love how at first it’s not even trying to pretend it has a flight system, it is going on pure will-power
it was just launched from china's flying type 003 aircraft carrier, that's why it didn't need a flight system
Wtf you even talking about? It HAS flight system...
Ah, an American envying to the might of glorious T-59 and therefore talking BS.
Mao's hand guides it to a greater path
The West has Superman but what did the Warsaw Pact had?
This thing
Definitely
Superman is based my favorite op character
More like captain america.
This thing will make Superman cry in fear
SuperTANK
This masterpiece will be remembered for decades as one of the finest works in history
Спасибо за работу,от души посмеялся.. Так держать! Привет из России!
I fucking lost it when the tank started spinning like a helicopter. And when captain America and Ironman were bonked it made me deceased
Tank: Chinese
Song: Russian
Enemy: AMERIKA!
All of this is PERFECTION
Communists' wet dream.
Yes and epic!
What is the song?
@@NK-qn6pq”Red Army Is The Strongest”
Supreme Leader Kim approves of this masterpiece.
Gaijin: We would put this at a respectable 7.3.
Also gaijin: puts it at reserve
Rare footage of the most ordinary Type 59 tank in action
Only the Bob Seple tank can stop him
Not even the bob semple can stop this nothing about this tank is normal its all pure stalinium even the crew are part stalinium same with the fuel
@@thesovietunion6604ay hold up it’s a Chinese tank
@@blackobelisk3938 exported 👌
@@thesovietunion6604*chineseium
@@stocriderj close it’s meant to confuse people as to who is working on the tank and who it belongs to as i was already extremely scary to the allies and china was not as scary so to make them more intimidating but it’s mine and is hidden in a random mountain with a tzar bomba next to it to ensure if it’s found it will be destroyed and it’s secrets are never shared
basically how I feel in my T-55 AM-1 in down tier
Tier 1 tank bruh where weakspot
faux fusi 😂
Hahahaha exactly
This is what it feels to be downtiered on an IS-7
I’m just gonna say this; the T-55 AMD is better. Sure there’s more composite on the AM-1 but it’s slower and doesnt have APS
i'd like to think that the gun spinning fast enough to produce lift wasnt even a modification, the crew just decided to go sicko mode at that moment
I can't believe there's a tank so powerful they had to start a new decade after it
Gaijin:our game dosent have russian bias
The game:
True.
I sometimes play tank battles using Russian tanks but I get destroyed(maybe because I'm in the lowest tier)
It’s a Chinese tank
@@rasmusdamkjr5270 I don't think you get the point
@@SCP096ShyGuy-tc4qz That’s probably because I’m autistic
I can't cope about the US Army getting destroyed by an ancient tank from the 1960s but I can't stop replaying
meh, still way more realistic than human beings doing it, (like in dump American superhero stories) so I ain't complaining! 😂
Also, fuck the US army - we need more video games where you can kill the bastards!
Don't worry, it isn't real, it can't hurt you.
official gaijin source
You also forgot the Navy, the Marines, the coast guard and Probably the CIA
(I forgor the air force)
Tank corps - it's just a base for
weight, speed and main caliber of the war machine. So, old tanks with new electronic and good dynamic armor have a place to be in modern war. It's still tank, that even can destroy modern one, and sure will do it, when 2v1, but costs like 1/10 of new model
Just in video we have a T-59 model from 2250th year, against army 2010tg with basic arms 🤡
I like how its still able to operate with a missing wheel
Gajin: "Rank does not matter"
Meanwhile the Premium Top Tier Tank:
This must be the biggest masterpiece I have ever seen from an animator
"Astartes" - Am I a joke to you?
@@quaest yes
YES YES YES Y E S
@@MrOceMcCool
Its 100% riyal
Espera e uma animação
"We need reinforcements, fighters, ships, nukes, everything!"
"What is the enemy?!"
"A FCKING TANK!"
"THE" FUCKING TANK
There secret weapon tank
not just the tank, the TYPE 59
Kkkkkk😂
but does it come in black?
We will never knew the true speed of a flying T59
this is better than most marvel animations out there lol.
I just love how people mistook the tank from Chinese to soviet
i mean the song is in russian so i can't blame them
@@markusfelonand the stars on the side at a glance look like a hammer and sickle, plus it looks like a Russian tank (and let’s be honest it really is a Russian tank with a different crew)
The music helps
@@Prootgenno way you just said that about the T-59
@@Propaganda9999 well my comment is right there isn’t it?
I appreciate the consistency of the heat-seeking road wheel no longer being on the tank, but I'm a little surprised that it didn't simply return to its original spot, undamaged.
A limited number of road wheel missiles is its only weakness.
Heat seeking road wheel 😭😭
That’s the thing you see, the road wheel is undamaged but it went invisible so it _appears_ the T-49 has a weakness, but in all reality the road wheel is right back where it belongs.
I love how the tank become the villain for avenger for a few seconds
How news companies see russia's "new" technology:
when you activate a 500% booster in war thunder
Correction the enemy team when you activate a 500% booster
@@Pitchoun33bingo
Bro took the phrase "Good gaming chair" into a real thing 💀💀
When the stalinium RHA is so fine, it's above 1000% purity
this is like watching a wayward queen attack except the queen actually manages to somehow singlehandedly tear every enemy piece a new one
jokes aside the action on this is amazing, i like how even though the tank defies the laws of physics you can actually feel the weight every time it moves, especially when it lands on the enemy ship's helipad with so much force that it creates sparks
love it
Last place I’d expect a chess joke😂
@@maleo9473xd
Holy Hell!
we gotta share this, this shit is so gold
Guys, if you want to save up money but don't have the self discipline, remember that if you save enough, eventually you will be able to afford this vehicle as your primary mode of transport.
Tank: Chinese.
Autor : Hong Kong.
Song : Russian.
Enemy : America .
Hotel : Trivago .
As a russian i can comfirm that our newest tank prototype can fly and got a laser cannon
Wow! Russian doctors also prescribe you with the classic bullet in brain syndrome and falling out of a window syndrome
Gaijj is a Russian company so it makes sense
@@doopistЧому не державною мовою?
@@ozd6603 sorry not russian :( it was joke
this is a chinese tank
I don’t think that the type 59 has a laser it’s just shooting so many rounds per second that it looks like a constant beam
Edit: The Type 59s gun is actually designed by the British, it’s a 105mm
Is says this in “presenting type 59 tank apples way” when it lists the cannon as “105mm rifled laser”
nah its laser
@@helikopterbojowyka-5234 ok that’s your opinion
@@MiG-31893you can see the laser melt the ships, it couldn't of been a shell
@@grafton5696 it’s a Russian Stalinium shell. Also lasers cut not melt
@@MiG-31893 lasers melt due to the temperature..
Id like to think that the cannon isn't a laser but it's shooting so fast it makes it look like one
that's just a lot more powerful than a laser🤩
The cew must be so well trained they can withstand 882 Gs while that turret spins!
Reminds me of a Soviet anecdote:
Yesterday morning a Soviet peaceful tractor with a vertical take-off was ploughing a control strip near the Chinese border. A Chinese border patrol passing by fired a single rifle shot upwards in the area where the Soviet tractor was stationed.
However, tractor driver Petrov, nicknamed "Starley", was not confused: he took the machine into the air, responded with a salvo, weeding out a tank division and one hundred and fifty hectares of enemy infantry located 500 kilometres nearby, after which he turned on the afterburner and entered near-Earth orbit.
In connection with the incident, TASS is authorised to state: in the event of a repetition of such provocations, the Soviet Government will send to the disposal of Major-General Ivanov, Chairman of the Guards Red Banner Armoured Collective Farm "Path to Victory", an echelon of tractors, combines, mowers, threshers, seeders, windrowers and other agricultural machinery, as well as a shipment of nerve agent fertiliser.
As a T-59 I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
As a Camera, good acting.
Extra Dimension Being - "I have an army!"
The Avengers- "We have a Hulk!"
The Soviet Union- "We have Flying Tank!"
I can’t believe it was nerfed to 2.3
I want to see more videos of Soviet/China tanks doing ridiculous stuff like this cuz I love
RUclips kids be like:
@@trainenthusiast5199 naaa I'm 19 Just like hyper violence and Hate the American government
made in china
@@Commissar_EivenBEYOND BASED HOLY!!!!
Ridicolous? This was a demonstration of russias new tank. Russian weapons are so advanced the west think they are joking.
Your Team has activated 500% booster.
That one enemy:
T59 weaknesses:
1. Dropped in a supervolcano
2. Can only be destroyed using antimatter bomb and EMP bomb
0:34 The Type 59 uses one of it's roadwheels as a Air-to-Air Missle to destroy the F-35 is just perfect
Considering what this tank was capable of, using one of it's roadwheels in the fight was overkill. I think it was just some power show off, because the roadwheel didn't care about decoys. The tank could have as well smashed the plane not wasting valuable *double purpose roadwheel.
0:30 hits hard
Я не плачу просто т 54 в глаз попал
Это не т 54 , это его младший брат тип-59 из армии Китая .
@@user-gg9pr4wg1qда я знаю кажись это type-59
但是它的原型和t54几乎一模一样，本来也是一样的图纸
Russian Bias doesn't exist!
Russian Bias:
absolutely beautiful, changed my life
I'm doing my part in spreading this masterpiece to everyone I know.
This reminds me of how I would play war with my brothers.
Particularly my older brother. His tanks were invincible and mine were destroyed with a single shot.
His Jets always evaded missiles and mine were brought down by missiles that completely ignored or bypassed countermeasures.
Is it a game or role playing?
@@kjcomputer Yesnt
Power of communism.
@@kjcomputer Role playing when we were little.
This deserves an oscar.
Finally found the original video
the original author finally posted it on youtube
Yea it got tooken down and this is a re upload
@@Potato_power12 but they made it
@@Potato_power12 this is a different person from that video, this is the original person who actually made the animation
I saw this video a couple of days ago but was gutted when I tried to search for it again to see it removed. Happy I am now reunited with this absolute gem.
It's so beautiful....
I've lost the count of how many times I watched it.
"SR 71 is the fastest plane."
Type 59: "hold my beer."
Ridiculously underrated channel. You deserve ∞ million subscribers!
He was just emerged from Bli-Bli to RUclips
True
This is unironically the way that the italian newspapers depicted the T-14
This video made me cry from laughter... This is just majestic... I can hardly describe the feelings this arouses... The red army music being on point, the tank defying every single law of physics in sight, bonking of ironman and cpn. america with the barrel... Just wow... I have not had such a laugh in probably over 9 years now... Thank you!
Love the fact the creator added iron man getting a big BONk on his head.
Now we just need a footage of the mighty Shovel
Or bob semple all enemy footage was accidentally destroyed by bob semple and all Allie’s to scared to film bob semple
Or washing machine
The kriegsmen would not like people revealing the secret powers of the shovel
@@mastercoolguy2809 Fine, call them Titan-Class Battlespoon instead. I don't know wether any of the xenos within the galaxy know the concept of shovels or not, but they sure know what a spoon is.
Titan-class battle spoon 🤣
man WT new update is lookin good
As an ethnically chinese person i can confirm T59 best tank
Bro took Russian bias to the next level XD
Congrats man, this is A++ work. Masterful editing and storyboarding
Your right, it's all editing.
Спасибо тебе, друг. Смотрю, а сам плачу.
от смеха
In America, you obey physics
In Soviet Russia, *Physics obeys us*
В рамках War thunder видеоряд вполне адекватный.
Russian most top superweapon in 21st century, Stalinium hits different
The T-54/55s legacy is incredible. Now China has perfected the flying variant, the T-59.
All jokes aside this is genuinely an artwork of animation. The lighting, the camera angles, even the music
What is the song tho frfr
ruclips.net/video/6fzsQt6hz6A/видео.html&ab_channel=comradeyar
this is the song
The song is
Idk
@@Th4t_dude good news, I found it (sry for late reply)
Red Army is The Strongest - Rock Remix
@@TUPLsEverywhere ok nice thanks
No one:
History channel after midnight:
Edit: forgot to mention, amazing work
'This is not a cheat this is a feature'
-stalin
It’s a modified Russian tank used by China not Russia
Mao*
He only use 0.0000000000001%of his power
His true power is over 9000
His true power is enough to destroy whole milky way galaxy
Only thing stopping that beast is curious George (very, very curious)
I like how the T59 just smacks iron man into the water
SR 71: i'm the fastest jet in the US
Type 59: hold my coca cola
this is so fucking outrageous, and i absolutely love every bit of it
How is it outrageous? Did it hurt your american ego or something?
Gaijin: "Just because we're Russian doesn't mean we put Russians at a higher advantage!"
Also Gaijin:
@@Agustin-jd9iq like you even have to ask... 💀
@@Agustin-jd9iq yep and idiots keep posting classified military documents on their forums
they seem to be from Belarus
isnt it hugarian@@MaliqIbrahim-1306
ay yo hold up this is a chinese tank
Biblically accurate War Thunder
Это. Просто. Восхитительно. Автор гений.
Damn, that scene when its Just going for that blackbird, this is the Best video i have seen since a longer while
Jet at 3 match is so fast, but darn pure stallinium soviet tank at 4,5 match faster : )
"Russchinese bias didnt exist"
Russchinese bias:
More like Sovinese Bias.
Шикарная работа😂👍💫👏
У каждого свои супер герой! 😁
Tank: *Gets nerfed*
Before nerf:
This is so dumb and awesome. I love it!
Just noticed it never got its wheel back. Nice attention to detail)