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  • @OutstandingScreenplays
    @OutstandingScreenplays  Год назад +344

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    • @Robin_Is
      @Robin_Is Год назад +1

      Ok.

    • @pata6129
      @pata6129 Год назад +1

      Because thats the distance they can throw things at each other 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it...

    • @AshlarPhoenix
      @AshlarPhoenix Год назад +1

      Maybe also credit your source?

    • @AshlarPhoenix
      @AshlarPhoenix Год назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/yaXma6K9mzo/видео.html

    • @thomascalice1069
      @thomascalice1069 9 месяцев назад

      😊😊😊😊😊

  • @dialecticalmonist3405
    @dialecticalmonist3405 Год назад +11758

    "We can go."
    "But some of us might not return."

    • @BarkingLondon
      @BarkingLondon Год назад +43

      😆😆😆😆

    • @LeoChanlch
      @LeoChanlch Год назад +77

      Also Matt: Dont worry they will send a unit or a space shuttle to come grab me

    • @crayray1310
      @crayray1310 Год назад +8

      Lol lol 😂😂

    • @f4rr3l123
      @f4rr3l123 Год назад +5

      🤣

    • @Thebigboy641
      @Thebigboy641 Год назад +15

      “Like what do you mean uncle? There’s just two of us??”

  • @rawhall1265
    @rawhall1265 Год назад +16014

    Matt Damon didn't know he just casually asked to go to war lmao

    • @mattjack3983
      @mattjack3983 Год назад +434

      Lol yeah pretty much. It's absolutely unreal how serious soccer/football is taken in the rest of the world. Things get fucking WILD at those games.

    • @Rosskles
      @Rosskles Год назад

      ​@@mattjack3983 It's not even the game that's important to them, they are just thugs and hooligans who crave violence like here in the UK but here they are the minority.

    • @mpownage4806
      @mpownage4806 Год назад +203

      @@mattjack3983its not a sport, its culture and tradition

    • @matthewkelliher4492
      @matthewkelliher4492 Год назад +101

      @@mpownage4806 it is indeed a sport

    • @rajdeepmallick3680
      @rajdeepmallick3680 Год назад +77

      ​@@mpownage4806 it is not just a sport, i think he meant that

  • @benderthegreat4728
    @benderthegreat4728 11 месяцев назад +381

    First time I went to a game in the US I was amazed how both teams set together and no fights. That's is unheard of in south America

    • @TheComputec
      @TheComputec 9 месяцев назад +27

      or in the UK

    • @cheogt4623
      @cheogt4623 9 месяцев назад +17

      in Venezuela, we are a baseball country, and is so peaceful 99.9% of the time, when we started to like football a bit more, you can see is the sport, it causes madness.
      It wont happen with basket either.

    • @user-ug6co5kl2l
      @user-ug6co5kl2l 6 месяцев назад +4

      Oh yes in Greece the same

    • @conantonatiu
      @conantonatiu Месяц назад

      I am from south america and this is nothing to be proud of. The human race at it’s worst.

    • @victorsuarez2954
      @victorsuarez2954 Месяц назад +2

      Not true we fight but outside 😂😂😂

  • @TheSanien
    @TheSanien 10 месяцев назад +217

    Insane! Sounds like his uncle was weighing his life choices before answering haha

    • @barbarusbloodshed6347
      @barbarusbloodshed6347 Месяц назад +1

      It's pretty normal whenever two rival teams meet.
      There are a bunch of pairings in the German leagues that require large parts of the cities where the games are held to be fenced off and hundreds if not thousands of police officers will guard all the routes to the stadiums.
      I hate it.

  • @coachcartier901
    @coachcartier901 Год назад +5833

    The fact he said "my uncle" shows how close he is to his wife's family. Goals.

    • @richardjones3792
      @richardjones3792 Год назад +23

      Cringe

    • @melvinjansen2338
      @melvinjansen2338 Год назад +25

      Or thats an american celebrity trying to feel connected

    • @isiahwarner3087
      @isiahwarner3087 Год назад +1

      @coachcartier901....Exactly 💯%!! The comments from the naysayers are one's that grew up in the foster care system and never had a real family!! Bet 💯%!!

    • @mr.cleanmachine8673
      @mr.cleanmachine8673 Год назад +94

      Argentines will do that you ever been with someone who is Argentine get ready to be around family 25/30 days or the month

    • @get-memed
      @get-memed Год назад +12

      Or his wife might be his niece ;)

  • @elsquibbs
    @elsquibbs Год назад +11741

    My dad took me to a baseball game when I was 5. He also brought one of his clients from Brazil with us. He had never been to the USA or a baseball game before. The client got very scared when we picked him up and he saw me in the car. "You're bringing your son to the game? Are you sure? How will you keep him safe?"
    Sports in other countries get pretty wild.

    • @paulclissold1525
      @paulclissold1525 Год назад +252

      Same deal in oz we get 100000 to a game in melbourne both local sides enemies for over a hundred years fans just sit together and passionately support. Overseas soccer fans cant believe it.
      Go blues!

    • @los_reyes9517
      @los_reyes9517 Год назад +153

      Baseball is funny in the way that during the regular season fans are pretty chill, maybe some drunk people. But in the playoffs it’s another story, a lot of wild fans

    • @dinospumoni5611
      @dinospumoni5611 Год назад +179

      The only American thing that compares I think is college football, but even that's nothing compares to football in certain matches in South America and Europe.

    • @ohio72213
      @ohio72213 Год назад +37

      Thats an interesting story lol makes me think about all the football, baseball, and basketball games i played in. Also about the differences between what i experienced and what its like in other countries. A good example is the World Cup winners and how many people were partying about it after. I think it was Argentina and they had like millions of people out in the streets partying. Mustve been wild. And whoever was selling alcohol probably made bankerino mucho guapo señor

    • @djbis
      @djbis Год назад +6

      this made me lmao. so true though

  • @wok138
    @wok138 9 месяцев назад +56

    Uncle: Your life insurance is in order?
    Matt: yeah..
    Uncle: we can go..

  • @TheManorBeast
    @TheManorBeast Год назад +33

    The superclasico at La Bombanera is 2 hours of terror
    Other worldly. Even as a European football fan who's well versed in hostile environment this is a level beyond
    After the chaos of getting in, where you feel like you are entering hades by boat, you get inside and the place looks like it's genuinely on fire. Flares and flaming toilet rolls. The place is quite literally rocking, a wall of sound is a constant and atmosphere is electric and unpleasant ❤
    Getting out of the ground felt like being the last one chopper out of Hanoi

    • @HRHDMKYT
      @HRHDMKYT Месяц назад +1

      Leaving the game “was like getting the last chopper out of Hanoi”!! 😂😂😂 You paint quite the picture!

  • @patgoathomes
    @patgoathomes Год назад +3234

    I'm from Argentina, nowadays only people who are fans of that club are allowed to pass into the stadium, for security reasons. So Matt witnessed history when both teams could see their fans at the same place

    • @jonathanlampkin6673
      @jonathanlampkin6673 Год назад +67

      Holy shit lol damn!

    • @p_ndengah
      @p_ndengah Год назад +7

      Daamn!

    • @ejikenneke
      @ejikenneke Год назад +47

      That is practically witnessing a war. La Bombonera?

    • @patgoathomes
      @patgoathomes Год назад +45

      @@ejikenneke It was, but I think there has been no public for the visiting team since 2010 (Big Argentinian team vs Big Argentinian team). At least in international matches in which as a rule, 30% of the tickets are sold for the visiting team no matter what nationality they are

    • @patgoathomes
      @patgoathomes Год назад

      @@ejikenneke Another reason why there is only a local public is because of the "ultras", these people are only going to cause problems with the distribution of weapons, drugs and dangerous fireworks.

  • @MsKOgden
    @MsKOgden Год назад +3483

    My Mom lived in Brasil as a teen. To this day, she says, "Nice girls don't go to soccer games. " 🤣

    • @saikatdominicgregory9157
      @saikatdominicgregory9157 Год назад +56

      If it's all about police with riot gear and so much of security, I really want to ask which girls went for the game?

    • @mpownage4806
      @mpownage4806 Год назад +48

      @@saikatdominicgregory9157the brutish tomboy types

    • @merial7
      @merial7 Год назад +103

      @@mpownage4806 that's a big lie, teenagers love this shit, here in Brazil, Nice Girls go for the thrill.

    • @panama1472
      @panama1472 Год назад +9

      No, only the niciest.

    • @sharpno2pencil476
      @sharpno2pencil476 Год назад +13

      @@saikatdominicgregory9157 the not nice ones, aren’t you paying attention? Lol

  • @arielroman8644
    @arielroman8644 10 месяцев назад +41

    When you're willing to die for curiosity.

  • @aprev039
    @aprev039 Год назад +4558

    Anytime you hear “no women, no children”, shit is about to go down. Titanic style. Be prepared to go down with the ship.

  • @andrewgaebel9948
    @andrewgaebel9948 Год назад +36525

    Anytime, “No women. No kids.” is said, you better get ready.
    Edit: 32k likes!?Thanks, everyone. 😊

    • @xgtwb6473
      @xgtwb6473 Год назад +897

      For a good time amirite fellas!?

    • @AEO21Productions
      @AEO21Productions Год назад +420

      @@xgtwb6473 my guy,
      You know how to party 😏

    • @rumchata6569
      @rumchata6569 Год назад +382

      Feminists enter the chat

    • @psyience3213
      @psyience3213 Год назад +71

      Sounds exciting

    • @lonedemonofdeath666
      @lonedemonofdeath666 Год назад +132

      Oh yea cause your about to see things you can never unsee

  • @coryh8305
    @coryh8305 7 месяцев назад +7

    I did the same in Rio de Janerio. We saw Flamingo and Vasco. It was crazy 150 riot police before getting in, and then they had separated the teams fans and then separate team fans. 90,000 people. Pure crazyness.

  • @RayLisa10
    @RayLisa10 Год назад +16

    Dude showing chicken wings as a example 😅, that’s so gangster shit 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zapataalonzo9177
    @zapataalonzo9177 Год назад +2983

    “No women, no kids “
    Leon

    • @patrickmcdaniel2048
      @patrickmcdaniel2048 Год назад +48

      Next thing is his uncle is gonna show him "the ring trick."

    • @zapataalonzo9177
      @zapataalonzo9177 Год назад +12

      @@patrickmcdaniel2048 I just saw that clip no less than 2 minutes ago!!😃😃😃

    • @patrickmcdaniel2048
      @patrickmcdaniel2048 Год назад +8

      @@zapataalonzo9177 "that's the ring trick."

    • @lockedo9908
      @lockedo9908 Год назад +7

      I understood that reference

    • @AussieRoos
      @AussieRoos Год назад +4

      Well played 👏

  • @masterdriveroftoyotazupr4164
    @masterdriveroftoyotazupr4164 Год назад +4007

    "No women, no Children. Can you fight?"
    "Wait what?!"

  • @Atmos_Glitch
    @Atmos_Glitch 9 месяцев назад +10

    Guy basically asked to go to a warzone and his uncle was like _"Bruhh we can, but like, y'ain't ready for what's about to go down fr..."_

  • @simoelm3492
    @simoelm3492 Месяц назад +1

    from his description we can understand that he is talking about River- Boca

  • @Kal-EL_Volta
    @Kal-EL_Volta Год назад +2771

    Matt: Can we go to a soccer game?
    Uncle: PTSD ensues.

    • @SuperNiceBlackGuy
      @SuperNiceBlackGuy Год назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @lotooky4461
      @lotooky4461 11 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂🤣Best comment ever!

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 10 месяцев назад +5

      The uncle closest moments to dying was in a soccer game.

    • @dondemonico
      @dondemonico 9 месяцев назад +1

      Y'all over there have no idea how passionate football ⚽ games are 😅

    • @rompis.a
      @rompis.a 9 месяцев назад +1

      Well, in some countries (mine included) people have been known to get killed on soccer matches.

  • @JaoRJ90
    @JaoRJ90 Год назад +1655

    "No women no kids". Shit is about to be serious.

    • @mohmoony3918
      @mohmoony3918 Год назад +12

      My friend from Scotland said there've been people literally murdered at their games because they rooted for the visitors. It's nuts.

    • @manny_k2988
      @manny_k2988 Год назад +5

      @@mohmoony3918 Celtic V Rangers games are the craziest matches you can go to in Scotland. So if you take children, be prepared for them to learn a bunch of new words🤣

    • @seyamrahman1002
      @seyamrahman1002 Год назад +1

      ​@@manny_k2988 old firm derby goes crazy

    • @Funkteon
      @Funkteon Год назад

      Because Hispanic people are violent and aggressive and psychopathic and have zero care for the value of human life... Compare that to my country Australia, where fans of opposing football teams can walk among each other to the stadium and not a single fight breaks out before the game, and not a single fight breaks out after the game. That's because Australians are better and more intelligent than Hispanic people, especially when it comes to controlling their emotions and actions.

    • @JaoRJ90
      @JaoRJ90 Год назад

      @@Funkteon Yeah, I saw how much you love people when covid came, lmao
      A fucking communist shithole.

  • @topogigiozinho
    @topogigiozinho 6 месяцев назад +4

    the level of passion and rivalry between some teams in spith america is beyond what you see in the USA

    • @azathoth3700
      @azathoth3700 4 месяца назад +4

      You say passion and rivalry, I say spite and tribalism. Cheer for you team, lads, but there's no call for violence against people who are exactly the same as you but support a different team.
      Football hooliganism shouldn't have to be considered part of the game.

    • @topogigiozinho
      @topogigiozinho 4 месяца назад

      @@azathoth3700 I don't support violence like you but we have to admit one thing in some countries and some teams it's just anoter level , an't compare

    • @Clarkone68
      @Clarkone68 12 дней назад

      Yes, you can’t compare. Most people don’t act like crazy morons like that. We have composure, dignity, and sanity.

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 9 месяцев назад +1

    Matt looks like he's tearing up from recalling that memory.

  • @Roronoazorochan
    @Roronoazorochan 10 месяцев назад +32

    Dad to him: “We can go”
    Dad to wife: “if he dies, he dies”

  • @ThegreatDarkhorse
    @ThegreatDarkhorse Год назад +4020

    I love to see a movie where they will rescue Matt Damon from a football stadium in Argentina 🤣

  • @felipemaiden13
    @felipemaiden13 Год назад +1644

    He's not exaggerating at all, i bet there's a lot of argentinians or brazilians here that can confirm that some matches in football can be absolutely intense like that! As a 30 year old brazilian myself, I've seen my share of violent games.

    • @SantiagoAntonutti
      @SantiagoAntonutti Год назад +75

      Thats why in most south American top leagues there's no away fans on the pitch, except on special games. If there's only local fans the vibes are just awesome in most matches.

    • @ezequielmorales4221
      @ezequielmorales4221 Год назад +38

      As an Argentinian I can confirm it is like that.

    • @shroomgod1990
      @shroomgod1990 Год назад

      Bunch of flithy animals
      Colby covington

    • @chombydeamerica
      @chombydeamerica Год назад +24

      I can confirm. It got so bad now only locals are allowed

    • @victorhopper6774
      @victorhopper6774 Год назад +1

      refferees do what

  • @scbane
    @scbane 9 месяцев назад +10

    Give Damon props for being a passport bro.

    • @j10001
      @j10001 29 дней назад

      Same thought! 🛂

  • @Garibaldi.
    @Garibaldi. 9 месяцев назад +4

    As someone who’s mother is from Argentina, I can confirm.
    She was screaming at the television during the entire World Cup last year lmao.

  • @sibusiso2841
    @sibusiso2841 Год назад +1233

    "Can we watch the game?"
    uncle: So you have chosen death.

  • @jasonavina8135
    @jasonavina8135 Год назад +1777

    Damon: “Can we go to a soccer game?”
    Uncle: “We can go, but there’s no guarantee we will return.”

    • @lordjaashin
      @lordjaashin 4 месяца назад

      what kind of sick society produces such scenario that women and children can't go to soccer match? christians are stupid

    • @Mitch-nx2ic
      @Mitch-nx2ic 3 месяца назад +3

      "and if you do you will not be the same."

  • @theessentialodyssey3330
    @theessentialodyssey3330 Год назад +3

    Now i know why argentina won the world cup. Fear of death is the best motivation for the players

  • @highlandermacleod5442
    @highlandermacleod5442 Год назад +2

    "Can we go?"
    "How's your life insurance?"

  • @MarkB-vp9ki
    @MarkB-vp9ki Год назад +1068

    "No women, no children. " All of a sudden I realize my wife's uncle is Tony Montana.

  • @YouTubianGuy
    @YouTubianGuy Год назад +13710

    This message will have 13 700 likes and 57 replies.

    • @TheNameOfJesus
      @TheNameOfJesus Год назад +232

      Matt Damon probably can't go anywhere in the world, especially America, without armed security.

    • @maxrinehart4177
      @maxrinehart4177 Год назад +4

      ​@@TheNameOfJesuswhy though 😕

    • @buttaman34
      @buttaman34 Год назад +43

      ​@@TheNameOfJesus celebs drive around all the time without security in the US

    • @kalilsampaio7035
      @kalilsampaio7035 Год назад +23

      ​@@buttaman34 i guess that they are referring to the central and south america.

    • @ScHr4nZii
      @ScHr4nZii Год назад +32

      America isn't only place on Earth 🤡

  • @kevinsun3244
    @kevinsun3244 9 месяцев назад +2

    I love a competitive atmosphere but that sucks that kid's can't go to games. The athletes you grow up with will always have a special place in your heart and these kids won't ever get to see them play in person.

  • @rustemsadvakassov1787
    @rustemsadvakassov1787 Месяц назад

    bro is such a great story teller

  • @clark987878
    @clark987878 Год назад +2163

    I'll never understand that level of violence over a game

    • @gabifromhell
      @gabifromhell Год назад +398

      When you know how fucked up the social and economic situation have been for decades in Argentina, you will begin to understand why football is so important for the people to make catharsis

    • @svendeitenbach6967
      @svendeitenbach6967 Год назад +103

      I know what you mean but I don't understand what the violence in this situation should improve

    • @sebastianberganza3387
      @sebastianberganza3387 Год назад +48

      it all boils down to passion

    • @me.ne.frego.
      @me.ne.frego. Год назад +85

      If you are from a rich country you will never understand a lot of things about we argentinians.

    • @will224488guy
      @will224488guy Год назад +187

      @@sebastianberganza3387 And a complete lack of self control

  • @Raya19888
    @Raya19888 Год назад +535

    I love that he says "my uncle", while talking about his wifes uncle 🥺

    • @r.davidsen
      @r.davidsen 9 месяцев назад +10

      Well, it's his uncle-in-law, so he can definitely say that.

    • @Mercer0516
      @Mercer0516 9 месяцев назад +37

      ​@@r.davidsenTrue, but there's quite a large number of people that "only marry their spouse."
      So, for someone to speak of their spouse's family like their own is a subtle but powerful statement of that relationship.

    • @user-ks7pb5yj4n
      @user-ks7pb5yj4n 6 месяцев назад +2

      I thought that. Like wow, he loves him.

    • @icarrera6969
      @icarrera6969 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@Mercer0516 ...marry a Latina you married the family .

    • @mmabuff101
      @mmabuff101 4 месяца назад

      @@Mercer0516yea in america

  • @billiestevens318
    @billiestevens318 Месяц назад

    Actors make up the best stories

  • @timotheous5250
    @timotheous5250 2 месяца назад

    “Some of you may die but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make”

  • @tifts9719
    @tifts9719 Год назад +765

    Think he's talking about a Boca juniors vs River plate game,they are the two rivals in Argentine league

    • @graysheep47
      @graysheep47 Год назад +31

      There’s more than one rivalry in Argentina.

    • @tifts9719
      @tifts9719 Год назад +75

      @@graysheep47 they are the main rivals

    • @invisible408
      @invisible408 Год назад +35

      @@tifts9719 yes but every team has its "Clasico" and they are all dangerous scenarios

    • @kevinmcgrath8310
      @kevinmcgrath8310 Год назад +23

      There is more than one rival derby game in Argentina,but I agree with you,it’s most likely to be Riverplate v Boca Juniors,that is an absolute powder keg 👍

    • @NoName.NotNamed
      @NoName.NotNamed Год назад +1

      Boca is Brazilian I thought

  • @successfulusername
    @successfulusername Год назад +373

    Bro is just telling a story and sold me on a trip to Argentina

    • @teknomax7883
      @teknomax7883 Год назад +27

      That was a Boca-River match.... One of the best teams and arch-rivals. First being my team also

    • @ElBach1y
      @ElBach1y Год назад +14

      it's cheap here, it's got amazingly diverse places you can go, and it's not too unsafe

    • @emmanuelluque6770
      @emmanuelluque6770 Год назад +24

      @@ElBach1y "not too" 🤣

    • @ernaherlina8014
      @ernaherlina8014 Год назад +10

      ​​@@ElBach1yGood to hear it's safer now. I used to live in Buenos Aires for few years about 15 years ago. I was robbed by Taxi driver (I still have the scars from the small knife he stabbed me with on my back and shoulder), my friend was robbed in her car by motorcyclists while stopping in the traffic light, my other friend was robbed at gunpoint while walking with her family on bright Sunday afternoon in the rich district.

    • @sofilupi
      @sofilupi Год назад +8

      ​@@ernaherlina8014I mean, there's still a good chance you can still get robed nowadays. Last month I was eating at a café in palermo and someone stole my phone lol you just have to be very careful with your stuff (except if you're being held at gunpoint or any other weapon... in that case just give up and give them your things, unless you want to try your luck lol)

  • @paulrogers7725
    @paulrogers7725 Год назад +1

    He better not call it soccer over there that's a sure fire way of getting ya teeth knocked out.

  • @_.F0X._
    @_.F0X._ Год назад +416

    Even Jason Bourne was nervous in an Argentinian soccer game

    • @Funkteon
      @Funkteon Год назад

      Because Hispanic people are violent and aggressive and psychopathic and have zero care for the value of human life... Compare that to my country Australia, where fans of opposing football teams can walk among each other to the stadium and not a single fight breaks out before the game, and not a single fight breaks out after the game. That's because Australians are better and more intelligent than Hispanic people, especially when it comes to controlling their emotions and actions.

    • @matasuegras9997
      @matasuegras9997 Год назад

      Is not soccer!! It’s football!! Or futbol!!! Just kidding man

    • @granny58
      @granny58 9 месяцев назад

      He's not Jason bourne

  • @SammyZung-nv1cg
    @SammyZung-nv1cg Год назад +765

    When a local takes Jason Borne to the Argentina soccer game, you know it's something serious.

    • @falt.a7350
      @falt.a7350 9 месяцев назад +3

      You understand that... Argentina it's a serious thing.... When Jason Bourne is scared!!!!!!!!!😮😮😮😮😮😮
      An Italian former mountain trooper Alpini Italia 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

    • @LeoWalzim
      @LeoWalzim 9 месяцев назад +4

      Football ⚽️

    • @saraalbir
      @saraalbir 4 месяца назад +1

      Football not whatever soccer means

    • @TelmoSknot
      @TelmoSknot 2 месяца назад

      It football you idiot...... soccer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @binxbolling
      @binxbolling Месяц назад

      ​@@saraalbirSoccer comes from UK phrase AsSOCiation Football.

  • @RedDeadRedemption2Shortz
    @RedDeadRedemption2Shortz Месяц назад +1

    "Uncle said we can go, he goes no women or children"
    "So we get a new Uncle"

  • @mbogaba667
    @mbogaba667 5 дней назад +1

    Real Derby is what you experienced.
    River Plate vs Bocs Juniors.

  • @qwerttzizzi
    @qwerttzizzi Год назад +381

    Lovely how he calls her uncle his uncle.

    • @zeeqq105
      @zeeqq105 Год назад +5

      I thought everyone did that. No?

    • @TheDeanoc69
      @TheDeanoc69 Год назад +2

      @@zeeqq105 nope

  • @AvatarOfGames
    @AvatarOfGames Год назад +230

    When going to a local soccer game has the same rules as being a professional hitman.

    • @DraknalHitdan
      @DraknalHitdan Год назад +6

      "No women, no children. Thems the rules. It's what separates us from the baddies."

    • @dondemonico
      @dondemonico 9 месяцев назад +3

      Y'all over there have no idea how passionate football ⚽ games are 😅

  • @observeEtReflectunt
    @observeEtReflectunt 6 месяцев назад

    In Brazil, beetween the 80's and the begining of the 2000's the soccer games was a war like that. Now it's more calm and you see more families going to the games.

  • @leandrusi4533
    @leandrusi4533 9 месяцев назад +1

    We are world champions for a reason,
    baby
    😎🇦🇷🏆

  • @demorippa
    @demorippa Год назад +94

    I'm form the Caribbean and went to Colombia for work. Went to a game... Colombia vs Argentina.... Exactly as he said.

  • @wolfofengland5539
    @wolfofengland5539 Год назад +152

    Jason Bourne can't even watch a soccer game without the cops being there.

    • @djohnne
      @djohnne Год назад +2

      Unfortunately there can be no football matches without cops.

    • @marianovall3778
      @marianovall3778 Год назад

      That game is really particular, if u are from england probably u know how this derby is, in england happend something really similar, beacuse of the "Barrabravas"

  • @rambhaskar6728
    @rambhaskar6728 3 месяца назад

    Football and cricket. I dont think non fans can ever understand that level of passionate fandom.

  • @antodakkara
    @antodakkara Год назад +1

    Uncle wanted to kill him after he called it 'soccer' 😂

  • @bobolson7610
    @bobolson7610 Год назад +99

    I lived in Argentina in the 80's, when Maradona played soccer there. It was absolutely electric when he played. Every city I was in, completely shut down when Argentina played. Everyone glued to their TV. Its the same with Messi. Matt Damon is 100% correct.

  • @Scarface-xs5sw
    @Scarface-xs5sw Год назад +703

    People in the United States have no idea how passionate futbol fans are around the world.

    • @lovre9038
      @lovre9038 Год назад +49

      Yeah its very tribal, expecially in South America and Eastern Europe, and lower leauges of West Europe

    • @crackheadbiden7269
      @crackheadbiden7269 Год назад +60

      My mothers from Ecuador 🇪🇨 and one day I was screaming watching NFL and said “Mom I’m sorry if I get crazy”. She said in my country a ref mess up a call at an away game in another country. When he got off the plane in Ecuador they shot him.

    • @r0ver11
      @r0ver11 Год назад

      "Passionate" in this case is just "retarded and evil"

    • @VM-eo2iw
      @VM-eo2iw Год назад +112

      In the states we call those people losers for causing harm to another human being over a sport played by people who don’t even know you exist.

    • @muchochucho9778
      @muchochucho9778 Год назад

      That’s not passion anymore, those people are fuckin psycho at that point

  • @dudikapanteric1141
    @dudikapanteric1141 11 месяцев назад +1

    He's describing a regular football game in Eastern Europe.

  • @mariapaz2789
    @mariapaz2789 4 месяца назад

    The uncle was right ..here in Argentina 🇦🇷 the soccer game can get wild ,its a passion like no other ...

  • @psyience3213
    @psyience3213 Год назад +75

    South American football be crazy. It’s probably hard for him to describe just how crazy it is, because it’s not so much so that it’s an all out riot every second of the game, but you’re always at at flash point where it can kick off at any moment.

    • @glenchapman3899
      @glenchapman3899 Год назад +3

      There was a guy on RUclips went around to some of the great rivalry games around the world. Ultras are crazy no matter what continent they are on lol

    • @Josbaujos4
      @Josbaujos4 Год назад

      ​@@glenchapman3899 who?

    • @glenchapman3899
      @glenchapman3899 Год назад

      @@Josbaujos4 COPA90 Stories

    • @tsnoob4669
      @tsnoob4669 Год назад

      Just South American? It's literally the rest of the world. Indonesia literally had a riot recently over a soccer game that resulted in 125 people dying.

    • @glenchapman3899
      @glenchapman3899 Год назад

      @@tsnoob4669 But that was not a result of rioting. Some fans invaded the pitch after the game, police fired tear gas which triggered a stampede and all those people were killed in the subsequent panic to get out of the place.

  • @LeviAckerman-iv9eq
    @LeviAckerman-iv9eq Год назад +149

    “No women, no children” man about to go to war to watch some football

  • @ikaikamaleko8370
    @ikaikamaleko8370 Год назад

    Matt tells the best stories, the guy is hilarious.

  • @Unknown-Element
    @Unknown-Element 9 месяцев назад

    I feel like he's sheltered from the world to not see anything more crazier than that.

  • @eatabowlofshit
    @eatabowlofshit Год назад +226

    "No kids, no women. Here and here."
    "What's this?"
    "Molotov cocktail and a baseball bat with nine inch nails driven through it. Enjoy."

    • @tdugong
      @tdugong Год назад +3

      "Do you want some razor wire to wrap the bat with?"

    • @mariaytinexposer
      @mariaytinexposer 9 месяцев назад

      57421

    • @laujimmy9282
      @laujimmy9282 6 месяцев назад +4

      Oh, and don't ever forget, sign this insurance contract so someone will take care of your family 😉
      Now let's get down on our knee and pray

  • @takhupadi9957
    @takhupadi9957 Год назад +48

    I feel like im watching him act everytime hes on any interview or video, hes a natural. When he said We can go, we CAN go ✨️

    • @macman975
      @macman975 8 месяцев назад +1

      If you feel like you're watching him act then he would be anything other than 'natural' ya muppet show!🤦‍♂️

  • @pure.precision
    @pure.precision 10 месяцев назад

    When knowledge becomes a rare commodity...

  • @ritchiewarnes7759
    @ritchiewarnes7759 9 месяцев назад

    Gives a new meaning to team support

  • @adityasaranshchoudhary6505
    @adityasaranshchoudhary6505 Год назад +17

    Matt Damon is an excellent story teller

  • @patrickknight6542
    @patrickknight6542 Год назад +26

    YOu know what... I could listen to Matt Damon tell stories all day long! He just seems like such a normal, approachable, human guy with some great stories!

  • @maurostrachwitz747
    @maurostrachwitz747 10 месяцев назад

    I saw this with a Fear Factory gig, the vocalist went crazy with the attitude of the fans, He seem like back in the 90's with the energy.

  • @stevedeleon8775
    @stevedeleon8775 Год назад +1

    Those European Soccer Games make our Crazy NFL games look like a Church Picnic..😂😢😅

  • @toddcrawford4199
    @toddcrawford4199 Год назад +60

    I went to a fútbol match in Medellìn, Colombia while backpacking around South America for a few months in 2017. It was absolutely insane. I feared for my life at one point. Fun as hell though and we made it out safely. But apparently people die during/after these games all the time.

    • @jonasscheuer7639
      @jonasscheuer7639 Год назад

      Medellin surely is fucked up even for colombian standards

    • @dmw798
      @dmw798 Год назад +2

      Just being in Medellin would be scary though...

  • @vocalcynic2953
    @vocalcynic2953 Год назад +35

    I went to a game in Argentina 12 years ago. It was insane. Absolute insanity. Barbed wire fences just like he describes, and the section opposite of us never stopped jumping and singing. They must be in better shape than the players.

    • @nattyrf511
      @nattyrf511 Год назад

      ​@@crazycatzmum the rival team, to hurt the players. If the other team can't play or one of their team mates is injured, they assume that they'll win

  • @amrafonso
    @amrafonso 4 месяца назад

    Craziest and also saddest thing.

  • @BudsCartoon
    @BudsCartoon Год назад +1

    Craziest shit I ever saw was a game in Cuba. I was in the locals area. It was $.04 and a playoff game. Grand slam in the 8th to tie and a walk off in the 9th to win.

  • @ColonelMarcellus
    @ColonelMarcellus Год назад +46

    One of the most succint explanations I've ever seen for something.

  • @akinitos3195
    @akinitos3195 3 месяца назад

    I’m impressed they didn’t edit in clips form the soccer game in StillWater with Matt Damon’s character

  • @quytran9875
    @quytran9875 9 месяцев назад

    Why is this not a movie yet!?!?!?!

  • @jmcrapo32
    @jmcrapo32 Год назад +110

    This is why Jim Rome said: “soccer is not a sport, soccer is a reason to riot”. It’s absolutely true, I served as a missionary in Argentina. We were not allowed to go to any soccer games, we weren’t technically even allowed to play soccer in our leisure time unless it was with only other missionaries. People down in South America are nuts about soccer, it’s more important than life itself.

    • @One90972
      @One90972 Год назад +8

      Same in almost every European country soccer games attracts ultras and hooligans and sometimes it ends poorly with riot police and shit. Like for the extreme example fall of Yugoslavia started from the football game of Croatia and Serbia

    • @jacoboreyes3160
      @jacoboreyes3160 Год назад +7

      Especially Argentina and Brazil. The rest of the countries, with varying degrees. The only exception is venezuela; here the national sport is baseball. And each game is an opportunity to have fun and drink. Lots and lots and lots of beer.. dancing.

    • @Aquablecs
      @Aquablecs Год назад +5

      @@jacoboreyes3160 thank you for making my South America vacation research easy. Venezuela it is 🍻

    • @jacoboreyes3160
      @jacoboreyes3160 Год назад +2

      @@Aquablecs hehehehe 😉

    • @robertnegron9706
      @robertnegron9706 Год назад +8

      It’s called football all around the world. And it’s life in those countries. Not many sports that are total team sports with that intensity in most countries.

  • @milton7763
    @milton7763 Год назад +191

    Matt walking in casually calling it soccer…

    • @rawgab4439
      @rawgab4439 Год назад +8

      and asking : So who's playing ?

    • @sampat10
      @sampat10 Год назад +13

      Calling it what it is lol

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino Год назад +27

      ​@@sampat10 If he did that he would've said football

    • @Foxikaze
      @Foxikaze Год назад +7

      Cause that's what it's called where he's from. Most countries call it Fùtbol, some call it Soccer. Not a big deal

    • @Shteven
      @Shteven Год назад +12

      If you're in America, it's soccer. We have football, we say soccer as to not get confused. If abroad, we would use futbol, but he is not, so he didn't.

  • @AndrewElphick
    @AndrewElphick 9 месяцев назад

    South American fotbol at district level is fantastic if you can handle it. Die hard fans that are loyal to their team are incredible!

  • @Santos043
    @Santos043 Год назад

    "You don't understand if you are not one of us" - every Ultras or Barra Brava 💪🏻

  • @jimbeans2466
    @jimbeans2466 Год назад +32

    I've watched a few of these and he is such a good story teller.

    • @angellestat2730
      @angellestat2730 Год назад

      yeah, no matter how mundane is the experience, he makes a movie about it, love his stories :)

  • @mariamyupperz7614
    @mariamyupperz7614 Год назад +68

    He needs to write a book of his experiences.
    Such a great story teller

  • @Pat999UK
    @Pat999UK Месяц назад

    That’s exactly what I found in Italy. We were on a ski trip and one of the reps arranged a bus and tickets to go watch Inter Milan play Valencia. We got there and there were loads of police checkpoints. Before the game even started the Interisti were going mental. Flares; drums; etc.

  • @marksstudio
    @marksstudio 3 месяца назад

    The craziest thing I ever saw was a short Matt Damon playing Jason Bourne, who in Robert Ludlum's book 'The Bourne Identity' was a 6'4" badass. The guy must be really hooked up to get that part. They just put franchise actors in everything.

  • @IIDynamoDuckII
    @IIDynamoDuckII Год назад +112

    As crazy as those games are, I'd really love to experience one

    • @vinito19
      @vinito19 Год назад +5

      Boca Juniors Vs River Plate
      Watch in on RUclips first, then decide about being there in person.

    • @IIDynamoDuckII
      @IIDynamoDuckII Год назад +1

      @@vinito19 look I'd probably get lynched either way just for being a gringo at one of those games but that's exactly the game I was thinking about.
      Although I know they are a few other derbies in Argentina/South America that are almost as intense and passionate as Boca Vs RP, but yeah that's probably the biggest.
      I don't know, it just always fascinated me since I was a kid, when I seen it on TV on something like "Futbol Mundial" or some similar TV program, the passion from the fans the atmosphere,
      I'm under no illusions, there's a good chance of getting seriously injured or worse

    • @markfryer9880
      @markfryer9880 Год назад +2

      @@IIDynamoDuckII No offence mate, but you have got to get your Danger Radar adjusted. No Women, No Children! That alone should tell you that something is wrong and you combine it with all of the Police, the Riot gear, the crowd separation.
      All Warning Signs of probable trouble.

    • @juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860
      @juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860 Год назад +2

      @@IIDynamoDuckII If you go with a shirt of one of the teams, you will be protected by them. As long as you stay away from the opposing team and don't mess with anyone, they will welcome you. The fans are quite selfaware and knows they are crazy, and are proud of it, so they will show and boast about it. Just don't try to stand in the crowd, allways low profile, and allways walk away from any sign of trouble, the police might come in and start giving as if everyone were at it.

    • @mpownage4806
      @mpownage4806 Год назад +1

      @@markfryer9880that tells you you are in for an amazing time, just dont stand in the crowds outside the stadium when riots break out

  • @kimsmith1746
    @kimsmith1746 Год назад +242

    I am female and went to the big rivalry game between Boca and River Plate in January/February 1997. I was with one guy and 2 local chicas. It was loud and raucous. With flaming rolls of toilet paper being thrown...in spite of the security and pat-downs before entering the stadium. Regardless, I was more concerned over the action on the field. Not as a soccer fan, but as a human being. It was worse than an unofficial rugby match. Anytime the officials weren't looking, the opposing team took advantage and just kicked the crap out of someone from the other team. I mean literally kick them. These men can kick...hard. It was freaking brutal.

    • @DkzTW
      @DkzTW Год назад +15

      I laughed out loud at the "local chicas" ahaha

    • @lperea21
      @lperea21 Год назад

      I would not have gone

    • @Entertainment-nl7lf
      @Entertainment-nl7lf Год назад +8

      The fuck?! Now I want this as a VR experience ^ ^

    • @PaulCarius
      @PaulCarius Год назад +13

      Im from Argentina and River's fan, and thats a really enemies game, Boca vs River. Watch here "boca vs river fights" and get the popcorn and enjoy the watch, kickboxing its to small compared whit that match😂

    • @pArtyiNfo4aLL
      @pArtyiNfo4aLL Год назад +1

      ​@@lperea21 I don't think she knew it was going to be like that.

  • @sefikjasarevic3181
    @sefikjasarevic3181 Месяц назад +1

    If you are from Europe or South America then you will never be surprised about what you see at the stadium 🏟

  • @vivianvandermerwe1380
    @vivianvandermerwe1380 Месяц назад

    When we had the Soccer World Cup in South Africa in 2010 I went to watch a few games. I can remember the one with Argentina playing against some other country, their fans truly scared me. They were going absolutely wild, being so loud and taking off their shirts and swinging them above their heads.
    It was something to experience for sure!
    Very intimidating

  • @Zeldasarmy
    @Zeldasarmy Месяц назад

    No real sports fan calls the middle seats the best seats, the real fans stand at either end.

  • @anthonybenton7725
    @anthonybenton7725 Год назад +13

    I went to a match in Colombia. Only one teams' supporters can enter the arena and I was told to either wear a team shirt or a black one, any other colour could get me killed, literally.
    Leaving the match, we rode on a bus with some of the teams major supporters, the bus almost got tear gassed. Most amazing experience.

    • @davidszirmai
      @davidszirmai 9 месяцев назад

      I went to a game in Medellín. It was quite friendly, and the cánticos (the singing) were amazing to witness.

  • @gooshnpupp
    @gooshnpupp 4 месяца назад +6

    Saving spectator Ryan

  • @masJackal
    @masJackal 8 месяцев назад

    when his uncle say "we can go". you know that nothing to worry about

  • @Qammar_GGMU
    @Qammar_GGMU Год назад +43

    When someone says "No women, no children"
    You should know things will escalate quickly.

    • @Gemmabeta
      @Gemmabeta Год назад +1

      They cut off the bit at the end where he describes how, after the game finished, home team spectators were allowed to leave the stadium for a full hour because that was to give the away team and their supporters enough time to get on their bus and escape the neighborhood.

    • @Qammar_GGMU
      @Qammar_GGMU Год назад

      @@Gemmabeta truly Hostile Environment 🤣

  • @dankosek2355
    @dankosek2355 Год назад +18

    Years ago I was in a Soccer Ref class and the guy teaching had been a guest referee in Argentina... They arrive and leave in an armored car and change in and out of street clothes while riding in/out... He said as soon as the game over it was everyone in the truck and they drive out a tunnel to the roads and away. Crazy.

  • @darkin1484
    @darkin1484 4 месяца назад +1

    Saving Private Ryan from the football match.

  • @MovieRiotHD
    @MovieRiotHD 10 месяцев назад

    I remember going to a football game in France with an Argentinian friend of mine, we were both shocked to find out that we sat in a mixed corner with fans of both teams..

  • @dhdiamond
    @dhdiamond Год назад +20

    I took my mom to a Boca Juniors game and she said it was the highlight of the trip nothing was like it.