The Insane Dutch Plan to Dam the North Sea

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @lp-xl9ld
    @lp-xl9ld 4 года назад +5955

    "We have this rising sea level problem..."
    "Damn."
    "Great idea!"

    • @justafellowpotterhead5345
      @justafellowpotterhead5345 4 года назад +73

      Underrated comment 😂😂

    • @Orikix
      @Orikix 4 года назад +26

      Haahahaahh🤣

    • @olddeadchannel2963
      @olddeadchannel2963 4 года назад +12

      Lol 🤣

    • @Orikix
      @Orikix 4 года назад +13

      But, if they are lowing the sea level inside the dam, then the other world seas will grow with at least a half meter🤔

    • @SC-zq6cu
      @SC-zq6cu 3 года назад +30

      @@Orikix
      Nah. The North sea and the Baltic sea are very small compared to the rest of the world's open seas and oceans. It won't be more than a few centimetres.

  • @Akovor_
    @Akovor_ 4 года назад +7962

    The netherlands are basically just playing simcity on the hardest difficulty

    • @tb9798
      @tb9798 4 года назад +17

      @@Bananaman-hk6qw lol

    • @G00N3YC4NG
      @G00N3YC4NG 4 года назад +147

      @@Bananaman-hk6qw don't talk shit in English if you can't make any sense with it.
      Sim city is made to be fun, not for Dutch people to feel culturally superior to Americans.

    • @dawgKev
      @dawgKev 4 года назад +8

      @@Bananaman-hk6qw hooi 👋🏾

    • @roos1745
      @roos1745 4 года назад +15

      Cyrus Cooney wait what do you mean?

    • @Bananaman-hk6qw
      @Bananaman-hk6qw 4 года назад +55

      @@G00N3YC4NGJUST A JOKE BRO JEEZ DON'T BE SO IGNORANT

  • @snensnmt
    @snensnmt 4 года назад +2466

    The dutch be like: Well Britannia can't rule the waves if there aren't any.

    • @Bananaman-hk6qw
      @Bananaman-hk6qw 4 года назад +48

      WE DID! (in the 16th century)

    • @vars280287
      @vars280287 4 года назад +2

      Big brain time

    • @mcj2219
      @mcj2219 4 года назад +20

      We did defeat the English (and French), we even occupied England!

    • @Wanderer628
      @Wanderer628 4 года назад +79

      @@mcj2219 'we even occupied England!'
      Lmao, are you serious? You mean that time the English parliament invited the Dutch King to take the throne because they didn't want Catholic James and the Dutch faced zero opposition?
      It's like me inviting you into my house and you howling that you have beaten me and taken my home lmao.

    • @oam6626
      @oam6626 4 года назад +31

      @@mcj2219 “occupied England” lmao literally zero occupation occurred during the Glorious Revolution, do you even know what “occupied” means?

  • @steviemac2681
    @steviemac2681 3 года назад +356

    If most of the arctic has melted, wouldn't Russia have more access to the ocean in the north?

    • @lordjimbo2
      @lordjimbo2 3 года назад +29

      Yeeeeup.

    • @zaobyraymond5811
      @zaobyraymond5811 3 года назад +17

      Yeah but they mostly use their southern ports because it’s convenient and they can use them all year around

    • @theeclipsemaster
      @theeclipsemaster 3 года назад +4

      Its about the principle

    • @Lucw05
      @Lucw05 3 года назад +22

      @@zaobyraymond5811 no if the actic melts then they can also use northern ports all year

    • @Merennulli
      @Merennulli 2 года назад +10

      @@zaobyraymond5811 It's actually less convenient. There's a lot of narrow area to traverse that can be controlled by NATO nations, and a lot of what Russia exports is natural resources produced closer to the northern ports (with more northern resources made accessible by climate change), so Russia would actually prefer to use those northern ports. Particularly now that it won't be exporting to Europe for quite a while after the war it started since your post. Note that it ALREADY has northern ports. What climate change will do before NEED is needed is make them open year-round. We're already seeing shipping routes through the arctic open year-round.

  • @AlmightyEnel
    @AlmightyEnel 4 года назад +5984

    Everyone in the Netherlands is tall because all the short ones drown

  • @raizereaper4697
    @raizereaper4697 3 года назад +3305

    “Sir the sea levels are rising rapidly”
    “Remove the sea then”
    “But”
    “Did I stutter”

    • @RealPerson3
      @RealPerson3 3 года назад +22

      Underrated

    • @crusader8102
      @crusader8102 3 года назад +133

      "Do you see the ocean Sergeant?"
      "Yes Sir"
      "I don't want to"

    • @quintenmantez6934
      @quintenmantez6934 3 года назад +8

      Wha ha! Nice one! :) 😂

    • @mdsk7623
      @mdsk7623 3 года назад +5

      Wouldn't this raise sea levels even more

    • @mdsk7623
      @mdsk7623 3 года назад +2

      @Chris Jok they would put the water from the sea into the ocean that would rise sea levels i think

  • @parasmanikc7341
    @parasmanikc7341 4 года назад +3161

    "After the Dam is built and UK is connected to Europe"
    German: UK isn't winning this time

    • @TheLiamster
      @TheLiamster 4 года назад +80

      The UK is already connected to Europe through the Channel tunnel.

    • @Sourciful
      @Sourciful 4 года назад +172

      @@TheLiamster r/woosh

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 4 года назад +142

      @@TheLiamster Channel tunnel is a bottleneck, so easily defensible.

    • @LotsOfS
      @LotsOfS 4 года назад +72

      @@TheLiamster Can't wait to join the all out trench warfare with tanks inside there

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 4 года назад +47

      @@Dredgion They won the war, you can't dispute that. It weakened them yes. Also the British maintained a global empire larger than any other nation until the 60s. Yes WW2 weakened them and caused them to shrink. Arguably they were the largest colonial empire to the end since other empires shrunk with them.

  • @vladen14
    @vladen14 3 года назад +63

    water: *exists*
    dutch: "So we thought about building a dam around here..."

    • @majormononoke8958
      @majormononoke8958 3 года назад

      Nah, those budgets are never only in cash. And if some of those would suddnely try to cash in it would create some form of inflation.

    • @alfredoaohansen7468
      @alfredoaohansen7468 6 месяцев назад

      Nah. It's 500 billion £ in cash ​@majormononoke8958

  • @isengrom6883
    @isengrom6883 3 года назад +3167

    "Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today"

    • @loyaltonotredame2160
      @loyaltonotredame2160 3 года назад +2

      @VengefulSith h m m m m m

    • @arjunbabu4189
      @arjunbabu4189 3 года назад +19

      @VengefulSith Ferb is phineas' slave obviously.🙄🙄🙄

    • @johannfer7073
      @johannfer7073 3 года назад +6

      @VengefulSith he's just a good brother/friend everyone likes

    • @molerat8525
      @molerat8525 3 года назад +27

      “hey let’s dam one of the most important trade routes in europe 😃”

    • @tryfuqz5064
      @tryfuqz5064 3 года назад +3

      People from all europe would be able to drive to the UK

  • @liam7664
    @liam7664 3 года назад +1814

    North Sea: exists
    The Dutch: and I took that personally

  • @kooshi8933
    @kooshi8933 4 года назад +560

    Ducth: Trying to dam the entire north sea
    Poland, Germany, Denmark, Finland, Sweden, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Belgium: You what.

    • @ciaranharrington4141
      @ciaranharrington4141 4 года назад +41

      You forgot the biggest obstacle of russia, you can sail your submarines through a wall

    • @panimalos5720
      @panimalos5720 3 года назад +2

      No but they can change the places of the naval bases lets say to northern coastline.

    • @user-ej6cf9eq2u
      @user-ej6cf9eq2u 3 года назад +18

      @@panimalos5720 Its mostly covered in thick ice sheets, which would make it hard to travel through

    • @panimalos5720
      @panimalos5720 3 года назад +11

      @@user-ej6cf9eq2u yeah but if its gone in the future because of global warming. Im not seeing the problem.

    • @user-ej6cf9eq2u
      @user-ej6cf9eq2u 3 года назад

      @@panimalos5720 But it will take at least 15+ years or so

  • @ealc603
    @ealc603 2 года назад +52

    As a Dutch person it’s honestly such an experience to live in a country that’s planning to erase the ocean

  • @Henry-yo8ox
    @Henry-yo8ox 4 года назад +283

    United Kingdom: we are a island nation
    the Dutch:not on my watch

    • @dodgechance4564
      @dodgechance4564 4 года назад +17

      they wouldn't be able to construct it without the cooperation of the UK, considering both major points of the dam are connected to the UK.

    • @beu9245
      @beu9245 4 года назад +1

      @@dodgechance4564 Or we sponsor a propaganda campaign for Scottish independence and have them join the EU again , they would way more likely to cooperate

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 4 года назад +3

      @@dodgechance4564 we can build one around the UK. and only connect it with the west coast Ierland (from both sides)

    • @thelonesculler
      @thelonesculler 4 года назад +6

      @@beu9245 Or go two better than that:
      Reunite Ireland
      Scotland becomes independant and joins the EU
      Build the dam from France to Ireland, Ireland to Scotland, then the original plans as outlined.
      Would spectacularly piss off the Brexiteers but as someone who would have voted remain (3 months too young) it would be hilarious to see them lose their minds

    • @Racko.
      @Racko. 4 года назад

      @@thelonesculler True

  • @Marbo12f
    @Marbo12f 4 года назад +1666

    "The price is"
    Me: oh this is going to hurt.
    "500 billion"
    Oh thats not bad actually.

    • @Melnek1
      @Melnek1 4 года назад +123

      And since when are public projects on the budget? The figures will easily triple, not to mention that the UK will create whatever hell is needed for the EU to finance the construction of the dams on the west coast with Ireland.

    • @Nillowo
      @Nillowo 4 года назад +70

      Thats what i thought as well. And it was a good mention in the video that the cost is 0.1 of the GDP of the countries effected. money shouldnt be an object when it comes to something that important. (also we wouldnt have to worry about this if we just cared about the environment more and gross wealth less)

    • @stephen_l1474
      @stephen_l1474 4 года назад +65

      @@Nillowo So even if it goes 10 times over budget it is still 1% of annual gdp of the affected countries, I would say it is very very much worth it comparing to letting large part of your country to be under water. And spreading the cost across say 10 years the burden to the economy isn’t really big to be honest.

    • @Marbo12f
      @Marbo12f 4 года назад +6

      @Deutschland Is cool I made that statement in perspective to euros. As the video notes, that is less than 00.1% of the GDP of the countries within the dam. Not to mention staggered out over decade(s) of construction.

    • @Nillowo
      @Nillowo 4 года назад +1

      @@stephen_l1474 uhh, no I’m agreeing with this idea lol

  • @gertjankoreman
    @gertjankoreman 3 года назад +3426

    UK: So yeah, we're gonna do a Brexit.
    Netherlands: Nah, you're gonna join Europe one way or the other.

    • @k1ngsp1t24
      @k1ngsp1t24 3 года назад +126

      Me as a brit - LEAVE ME ALONE
      EU - NEVER!!!!!

    • @oscarredfearn3492
      @oscarredfearn3492 3 года назад +125

      I know this is a joke, a good one at that, but I still feel I have to reiterate: We are not leaving Europe. We are leaving the European Union.

    • @psq6214
      @psq6214 3 года назад +90

      @@oscarredfearn3492 i also have to reiterate: you are NOT leaving, you’ve already left.

    • @oscarredfearn3492
      @oscarredfearn3492 3 года назад +106

      @@psq6214 oops yeah you’re right, too used to Brexit taking forever

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome 3 года назад +32

      @@k1ngsp1t24 most of the EU never really cared that much about Brexit. It was the UK that had problems deciding wtf they wanted to do. took them a while to decide.

  • @tome_1701
    @tome_1701 2 года назад +19

    This is Dutch's most outlandish plan so far, doesn't seem like getting to Tahiti would be too hard now in comparison

  • @cesarcabrera97
    @cesarcabrera97 4 года назад +1135

    *Britain is no longer an island because of the dams*
    Germany: My time has come

  • @ModernWhoFan5B
    @ModernWhoFan5B 4 года назад +618

    The Dutch: Listen, if you're not going to take care of this properly, we're going to do this OUR way.
    Britain: Umm... And how wou-
    The Dutch: DAMS! Dams everywhere! The entire North Sea, dammed! No more sea, ONLY DAMS!

    • @disguisedhuman
      @disguisedhuman 4 года назад +55

      Dam that's a lot of dams

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 4 года назад +43

      you get a dam, and you get a dam. you all get dams. dam the whole world. make everything one big polder.
      make everything in to farm land for our potatoes.

    • @Wanderer628
      @Wanderer628 4 года назад +10

      British cruise missile: Let me introduce myself to these nice damns.

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 4 года назад +5

      @@Wanderer628 you do know that they would drown there own people doing so. halve of London would be beneath the waves.

    •  4 года назад

      No more seas
      Only polders. All to he colonized by the Dutch
      A new dutch empire the size of doggerland. Fertile with good coty planning
      We shall deliver our final aolution to the sea

  • @PoweredIncorporated
    @PoweredIncorporated 4 года назад +1455

    ''we need to build a wall''
    ''we will let the brits and french pay for it''

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 3 года назад +36

      Given that it would cripple the British Maritime Trade I do not see them doing that any time soon... or letting it pass into their territorial waters....

    • @minuterepeater2257
      @minuterepeater2257 3 года назад +14

      @@alganhar1
      Due to the zillion different interest I doubt they ever come to an agreement, but if ever came to it; of course there would places where sea traffic could pass through.

    • @christiant2134
      @christiant2134 3 года назад

      I mean.. preferably yes.

    • @kdas305
      @kdas305 3 года назад +11

      Yeah the port of Rotterdam is the biggest in Europe, and it's probably one of the biggest ways of income in the Netherlands. Removing ALL the water in the north sea would mean a big slap in the face to the dutch economy. So they'll probably leave rivers or even a part of the sea, if they were gonna do this that is.

    • @marijnmens7583
      @marijnmens7583 3 года назад +1

      @@alganhar1 wait till our king grabs your queen by the pony, discussion solved.

  • @isabellaereshki
    @isabellaereshki 2 года назад +30

    7:24 also one of the biggest reasons britain and germany went at each other in world war 1 was over the german fleet wanting out from north germany to the open ocean also germany and russia and several other countries would lose all their ports crippling trade, london would be landlocked crippling trade, and all trade for the other nations would have to come from england and france which would eventually cause a war.

    • @Oklol175
      @Oklol175 2 года назад +1

      Not necessarily, the area doesn't need to be completely drained, if they lowered it a bit a lot of doggerland would show itself, but there would still be a lot of water to allow trade, Germany would not be land locked, they can let access easily to German ports.

  • @ambassadeurdelirlandedeles3591
    @ambassadeurdelirlandedeles3591 3 года назад +727

    I already imagine in 60 years :
    Us : When I was young, Great Britain was an island, you know
    Our grand children : No way !

    • @LLLLLLLLLucas
      @LLLLLLLLLucas 3 года назад +13

      The UK will never agree to this.

    • @cl0p38
      @cl0p38 3 года назад +41

      @@LLLLLLLLLucas UK? Bordering with France? Never would happen lol

    • @leedscity6881
      @leedscity6881 3 года назад +9

      @@cl0p38 exactly the French hate the British. They don't do a good job with the boarder now imagine if there were no sea lol

    • @tryfuqz5064
      @tryfuqz5064 3 года назад +3

      Global International Trade would collapse and in order to not make that happen, they must construct a canal through the Baltic Sea which will cut Sweden & Norway and that way Russia would trade and also they have to make another dam in Denmark as well

    • @NicholasJH96
      @NicholasJH96 3 года назад

      @@tryfuqz5064 it would need to go to France to England to Ireland them the top it would go from faroe Island to Scotland then another to Norway from faroe island and would have to open & close

  • @frederickoftheartic2209
    @frederickoftheartic2209 4 года назад +713

    Uk: *Becomes Connected to Europe*
    Germans: *it's too late 70 years too late*

    • @mangodip2170
      @mangodip2170 4 года назад +31

      The Germans to the Dutch who thought of the entire idea: *Gottverdammt, why did you come up with this plan far too late?!*

    • @mangodip2170
      @mangodip2170 4 года назад +1

      @Jaep Struiksma lmao 😂😂😂

    • @dariakon
      @dariakon 4 года назад +36

      Churchill : We will fight them in the Doggerlands ....

    • @alexandrev3505
      @alexandrev3505 4 года назад +14

      Napoléon : *it's too late 250 years too late*

    • @paulqueripel3493
      @paulqueripel3493 4 года назад +2

      Farage, oh shit.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 года назад +3332

    *Taps forehead*
    You don't need to worry about rising sea levels when there is no sea to worry about

    • @hasan6ok
      @hasan6ok 4 года назад +34

      ah yes no sea

    • @xinniethepooh204
      @xinniethepooh204 4 года назад +53

      Big fan Justin. Come to China one day!

    • @mohdadeeb1829
      @mohdadeeb1829 4 года назад +1

      Bro!

    • @FriedrichBarb
      @FriedrichBarb 4 года назад +52

      *Fact: German engineers had a similar plan during the 1920s to block off the Mediterranean sea for more fertile land for Europe*
      This was known as "The Atlantropa Project"

    • @spywalkz1
      @spywalkz1 4 года назад +4

      I sea you

  • @Valyssi
    @Valyssi 2 года назад +8

    Sailors during a storm: "damn the North sea"
    Dutch sailors in a storm: "dam the North sea)

  • @ramen_9588
    @ramen_9588 4 года назад +969

    Every Country: Omg,our cities are going to sink!
    Netherlands: So anyways I started damming.

    • @vars280287
      @vars280287 4 года назад +31

      Dutch are already living in 3020

    • @economicsinaction
      @economicsinaction 4 года назад +21

      If the Dutch keep this up by end of the century they'll will have more land than Germany

    • @vincent5880
      @vincent5880 4 года назад +6

      @@economicsinaction they will probably get angry and invade again

    • @rekenen3233
      @rekenen3233 4 года назад +11

      @@economicsinaction Their are already plans on building an airport on the sea... Oh and that isnt bullshit the government is busy with it and are trying to get it done
      Other countries dont know our plan but we just dry up land a few kilometers every few years so we dont claim the entire north sea in 1 go but eventually we will be able to build our dam

    • @mokushmasmo6009
      @mokushmasmo6009 4 года назад

      @@rekenen3233 The superpowers will continue to underfund important things to serve their short term lives and self interests.

  • @revolzyy
    @revolzyy 4 года назад +1119

    The Netherlands is basically playing Cities: Skylines on the hardest difficulty

    • @revolzyy
      @revolzyy 4 года назад +19

      @@jto541 not really tho, I just thought of this comment while I was watching the video and was playing cities: skylines at the same time

    • @Orbixas
      @Orbixas 4 года назад +21

      @@jto541 "sTOlEn" bruh it's a youtube comment with a reference to a really popular game series, just shut up

    • @Karronic
      @Karronic 4 года назад +6

      @@Orbixas ong that's on fax on no cap on my mama😤😤😤😡😡😡🙏🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯

    • @ax_1771
      @ax_1771 4 года назад +2

      @@Karronic good way of saying "I agree with you"..😂😂

    • @chumajamesnxele106
      @chumajamesnxele106 4 года назад +2

      @@Karronic 😂😂😂 All the 'on mys'

  • @AmsterdamKayakGuy
    @AmsterdamKayakGuy 4 года назад +800

    G E K O L O N I S E E R D
    wait no
    *I N G E P O L D E R D*

    • @Crick1952
      @Crick1952 4 года назад +16

      Zeg makker

    • @WoutWilmaers
      @WoutWilmaers 4 года назад +19

      @@Crick1952 Kokosnoten zijn geen specerijen

    • @Bananaman-hk6qw
      @Bananaman-hk6qw 4 года назад +12

      @@WoutWilmaers zijn Belgen specerijen?

    • @soulfire4381
      @soulfire4381 4 года назад +3

      @@jme7298 precies jij snapt het, ik snap ook niet waarom de belgen hun land als ware in tweeën hebben gedeeld

    • @SmexyRexy
      @SmexyRexy 4 года назад +1

      Niemand weet wat hier besproken wordt lol

  • @johngalt1448
    @johngalt1448 3 года назад +22

    The European part of Russia also has Murmansk, an ice-free port with direct access to the Atlantic and Arctic oceans. Besides, if the sea level rises, the Arctic will melt and Russia won't even have to use icebreakers there during winter.

  • @iexist1300
    @iexist1300 4 года назад +570

    If this was Florida, people would just shoot the ocean

    • @madmanszalinski
      @madmanszalinski 4 года назад +35

      Or shoot it up with meth

    • @yvonneyvonne1778
      @yvonneyvonne1778 4 года назад +5

      😂👍

    • @iexist1300
      @iexist1300 4 года назад +14

      eDiT tHaNkS fOR aLl tHE LiKes

    • @timj.
      @timj. 4 года назад +5

      @@madmanszalinski sounds like what they do in Amsterdam

    • @mademespice4683
      @mademespice4683 4 года назад +3

      @@timj. Meth isnt even legal in Amsterdam 🙄

  • @phantomisnoob1638
    @phantomisnoob1638 4 года назад +471

    The next century: The insane plan to dam the whole Atlantic ocean.

    • @tinymetaltrees
      @tinymetaltrees 4 года назад +40

      Nestlé will probably suck up the whole thing and sell it to you in bottles.

    • @sinanberk2713
      @sinanberk2713 4 года назад +7

      RTGame vibes here

    • @henrygal9627
      @henrygal9627 4 года назад +1

      No the Insain plan to dam the pacific

    • @1FatLittleMonkey
      @1FatLittleMonkey 4 года назад +1

      Let me introduce you to the concept of "star lifting". No really. Google it.

    • @senseiskellig4878
      @senseiskellig4878 4 года назад +2

      Next century: the insane plan to build dams around both the Arctics because their melting ice is what's causing this whole thing.
      Then, next century: the insane plan to stop global warming so the ice doesn't melt in the first place.

  • @KayJblue
    @KayJblue 4 года назад +748

    The Netherlands claim more ocean.
    We are not surprised.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +2

      HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear key

    • @beasttheboy
      @beasttheboy 4 года назад

      Yep

    • @Asim-xy4qf
      @Asim-xy4qf 4 года назад +4

      Hippiti hopittit ocean is now my property(I know this is not spelled right don't hang me)

    • @KayJblue
      @KayJblue 4 года назад +1

      @@Asim-xy4qf
      *grabs noose*

    • @amoghus
      @amoghus 4 года назад +1

      @@Asim-xy4qf *grabs pp*

  • @mrtea2553
    @mrtea2553 2 года назад +9

    Netherlands 2 decades later : "The insane dutch plan to dam the pacific"

  • @jason41a
    @jason41a 4 года назад +692

    the ocean is trying to get *higher* than the netherlands.
    dutch people: *hold my legal weed joints*

    • @Daan03
      @Daan03 3 года назад +22

      Weed is not legal though, it’s just tolerated in some areas. And there are rules about how much you can have :))

    • @ianstrijker9576
      @ianstrijker9576 3 года назад +15

      @@Daan03 you say tolerated, but the goverment funds weed farms so coffeeshops have high quality and safe weed plus demoralizing illegal weed farmers. we got weed so we wont do other drugs that are more harmful, yet we dont do as much drugs as in quite some other countries (per person)

    • @Steff_kjns
      @Steff_kjns 3 года назад +2

      @@ianstrijker9576 Yeah but still, shops can't even legally BUY their stash. There's no farms allocated or even regulated by the goverment.
      In the books, It just appears out thin air

    • @divat10
      @divat10 3 года назад +1

      @@Steff_kjns there are farm funded by the government in the netherlands that supply weed and you can evem grow it yourself

    • @jespertimmerman9442
      @jespertimmerman9442 3 года назад +2

      @@ianstrijker9576 not true
      You're not from here are you

  • @CubicCreeper7914
    @CubicCreeper7914 4 года назад +811

    "Nowhere would end up getting slammed as hard as the Netherlands"
    Maldives: Am I a joke to you?

    • @thelonesculler
      @thelonesculler 4 года назад +56

      I instantly said Bangladesh

    • @TheSpiritombsableye
      @TheSpiritombsableye 4 года назад +38

      Kiribati will fall first before Bangladesh.

    • @tankiwolf
      @tankiwolf 4 года назад +41

      Maldives population: 391 000
      Netherlands population: 17 000 000

    • @lolwat5418
      @lolwat5418 4 года назад +22

      Tuvalu silently reading these comments....

    • @zakiducky
      @zakiducky 4 года назад +1

      @Tanki Wolf All that tells me is the Dutch are overpopulated lol /s

  • @zsoltsandor3814
    @zsoltsandor3814 4 года назад +3499

    "God created the Earth, but the Dutch created the Netherlands."

    • @peter_piper3004
      @peter_piper3004 4 года назад +34

      Damn you read my mind, just about comment that 😉

    • @maribelescalante4448
      @maribelescalante4448 4 года назад +8

      I do not think so

    • @dapperfield595
      @dapperfield595 4 года назад +49

      @@maribelescalante4448 You don’t get it, do you?

    • @maribelescalante4448
      @maribelescalante4448 4 года назад +6

      The Dutch where made bye god

    • @allfatherodin-officiallyun1107
      @allfatherodin-officiallyun1107 4 года назад +56

      @@maribelescalante4448 since the Catholic god you refer to originates from the middle east and the Netherlands used to be inhabited by Germanic and Celtic tribes like the rest of central and western Europe, we (the Dutch) are created by Wodan/Odin(basically same god, different name). But the Dutch formed the Netherlands. I mean, we literally pulled an entire province out of the sea

  • @TheSlug2143
    @TheSlug2143 3 года назад +11

    The Dutch: We want to build a dam to stop us all from perishing.
    The British: Did you forget we were an island!

    • @ravener96
      @ravener96 3 года назад

      Not anymore SUCKAAA

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 2 года назад

      What island?

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 2 года назад

      oh wait nvm i need to get used to the UK not being an island here.

  • @DevoliaEsp
    @DevoliaEsp 4 года назад +329

    "The insane Dutch plan"
    Arthur Morgan : "Not again."

  • @floris4232
    @floris4232 3 года назад +2436

    As a Dutch guy, hearing him say things like Zuiderzee is so funny

    • @varicolour
      @varicolour 3 года назад +72

      same and especially since it isn’t called that anymore

    • @bjornb2421
      @bjornb2421 3 года назад +51

      Hahaha i am Dutch and live in the new land made out of the zuiderzee

    • @martinvangarderen5608
      @martinvangarderen5608 3 года назад +59

      De zojderzieee 😂

    • @donierz
      @donierz 3 года назад +30

      I'm belgian but the Dutch part and i know what you mean, zoiderzee😂

    • @AlbertAlbertB.
      @AlbertAlbertB. 3 года назад +22

      Dat is inderdaad fantastisch om te horen. Sowieso, een vreemdeling die het heeft over Nederland is iets wat leuk is om te zien en luisteren voor een of andere rede.

  • @olivierrevet5953
    @olivierrevet5953 3 года назад +782

    poseidon : i am the king of the seas
    the netherlands : hold my tulips

    • @johnpaulabocad6941
      @johnpaulabocad6941 3 года назад +15

      Neatherlands: Get away from me you pagan

    • @pixelfencer
      @pixelfencer 3 года назад +43

      Ocean: **exists**
      The Dutch: “I said we land today”

    • @manfatmanley7249
      @manfatmanley7249 3 года назад

      @@pixelfencer LOL

    • @larisslanting7684
      @larisslanting7684 3 года назад +6

      Hahaha i like that "hold my tulip"

    • @dutchman7623
      @dutchman7623 3 года назад +2

      Poseidon: I am the God of the Seas
      The Netherlands: Hold my rake!
      Poseidon: Shit! I am stuck with that thing forever!

  • @dennisklomp2361
    @dennisklomp2361 3 года назад +94

    One important note: by the time this dam would be constructed, Russia would have year round access to the seas via the northern routes.
    Sadly.

    • @TheKirbydude1234
      @TheKirbydude1234 2 года назад

      and the pacific ocean...?

    • @Cuuniyevo
      @Cuuniyevo 2 года назад +3

      @@TheKirbydude1234 A huge part of Russia already touches the Pacific, it's just too far from the population centers for railway to be economical. So they could just use the same Northern aquatic routes as those that would go West. Murmansk or Arkhangelsk could be the new trade hub of the future instead of St Petersburg. Or they could widen rivers and dig canals to connect St Petersburg through Lakes Ladoga, Onega, and Vygozero to the White Sea.
      Right now, the Arctic is too inclement to be very reliable, but this video is talking about if the ice melts.

    • @MrGerben123
      @MrGerben123 2 года назад +1

      damn, i just said the same thing in the comments. but 10 months later lol

    • @bearcubdaycare
      @bearcubdaycare 2 года назад +1

      By the time this dam would be built, Russia might not exist. Thousands of tanks lost; how many do they have left?

    • @Merennulli
      @Merennulli 2 года назад +5

      @@bearcubdaycare If the Ukrainian estimate for how many they destroyed is accurate, Russia still has roughly 90% of its tanks. That said, most of those were in storage at the beginning of the war. Given the reports of Soviet-era tanks being used, I'm guessing a lot of those tanks aren't exactly modern.
      But while Russia might be running down its best conventional military equipment, the reason Putin feels bold enough to burn down his own house while standing in it is because the nuclear threat means nobody will invade Russia. The only thing that will make Russia cease to exist will be a civil war, which hasn't yet shown signs of forming. Some want Putin ousted, but they just want Russia to continue under less warmongering leadership.

  • @MortyMortyMorty
    @MortyMortyMorty 4 года назад +454

    Hitler: Let's drain the mediterranean sea.
    Netherlands: Hold my beer.

    • @nerobernardino88
      @nerobernardino88 4 года назад +12

      @@jme7298 hold my *dam blueprints*

    • @disclaimer6872
      @disclaimer6872 4 года назад +15

      That wasn't Hitler's idea

    • @MortyMortyMorty
      @MortyMortyMorty 4 года назад +3

      @@disclaimer6872 Well, wasnt his idea but he tought about it too.

    • @ziggy2shus624
      @ziggy2shus624 4 года назад

      The Mediterranean sea was just a series of lakes during the last Ice Age.
      Global warming has been going on for 15,000 years....it ain't going to stop because of some windmills.

    • @Simon-nw9bf
      @Simon-nw9bf 4 года назад +1

      That happened 6 million years ago due to plate tectonics. The whole region became a saline desert that couldn't support life. Take the Aral Sea disaster on steroids

  • @Pintroll300
    @Pintroll300 4 года назад +957

    Ireland in this Scenario: Guess we’ll drown

    • @H-N-K
      @H-N-K 4 года назад +13

      Yes

    • @Rm-ss5gv
      @Rm-ss5gv 4 года назад +8

      @@Noviomagus024 I hope that was a joke

    • @fordhouse8b
      @fordhouse8b 4 года назад +6

      Of course not, displaced EU citizens will have 1st pick of the new lands. Of course this would require the EU and the UK to play nice, but this far into the future, the Brits might have come to their senses and rejoined.

    • @Pintroll300
      @Pintroll300 4 года назад +27

      @@fordhouse8b Too late; we’d have already built potato-skin arks and gone to South Brazil by the time Britain managed to agree a deal with anyone!

    • @xfire3144
      @xfire3144 4 года назад

      @@fordhouse8b not happening

  • @GeographyWorld
    @GeographyWorld 4 года назад +450

    And Ireland is just left to sink outside.

    • @heliothrax7716
      @heliothrax7716 4 года назад +37

      trust me if they dammed ireland as well the saltwater would just be replaced with whiskey and other hard liquor

    • @Xlr8t
      @Xlr8t 4 года назад +15

      Who cares about Ireland? It’s just UK that we care about

    • @caezar55
      @caezar55 4 года назад +27

      Ireland could probably survive a 10m rise in sea levels just fine, never mind a 2m by end of century prediction.

    • @coolzredz
      @coolzredz 4 года назад +15

      Xlr8t 🙄northern Ireland is part of the UK

    • @GeographyWorld
      @GeographyWorld 4 года назад +3

      @@caezar55 Most of the country. Cork City would be devastated.

  • @ThatsNotVeryFunnyLol
    @ThatsNotVeryFunnyLol 3 года назад +3

    As someone who just randomly stumbled upon these videos and this channel while watching the Infographics show, it's crazy how entertaining alot of these videos are and how much random stuff you learn about. It's really cool and anyone who wouldn't find any of this entertaining and interesting, is a liar.

  • @abhijitnaug4944
    @abhijitnaug4944 4 года назад +103

    "Nowhere will it affect more than Netherlands"
    *cries in maldives*

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri 4 года назад +1

      Normie

    • @WallaceBreenFromKentucky
      @WallaceBreenFromKentucky 4 года назад

      Because u cant build a "deltawerk" its more dangerous

    • @cliffhanger2718
      @cliffhanger2718 4 года назад +1

      @@Perririri people use the term normie in 2020 still?

    • @Christian-cb9jr
      @Christian-cb9jr 4 года назад

      True but let’s be honest here the Netherlands is a tat more important than the Maldives.

  • @markchip1
    @markchip1 4 года назад +428

    The Russian "issues" with the NEED locking in its Baltic fleets needs to be considered against the background of the simple reason to construct these dams in the first place - rising SEA LEVELS! Which would be caused by the melting of Arctic and Antarctic ice sheets. This would simultaneously free up many northern Russian locations and ports from what is otherwise a seasonal locking-in by sea ice! So the Baltic and Arctic regions would effectively balance out, plus northern sea routes would vastly increase Russian maritime trade options.

    • @angadsingh9314
      @angadsingh9314 4 года назад +3

      Hmm true true

    • @maart0productions713
      @maart0productions713 4 года назад +27

      They also annexed Crimea which gives them another sea port

    • @thedarkknighteman725
      @thedarkknighteman725 4 года назад +2

      @John 건 Benton I i I guess

    • @havokRazor718
      @havokRazor718 4 года назад +9

      Russia also has access to Arctic ocean. If sea levels rise, it will become more useful for new trade routes and those nuclear submarines to irritate the rest of the world.

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 4 года назад +2

      And more fertile land is available in Russia yeah they’ll do better while everyone else is fuck all hail Russian our new empire gg America

  • @AVeryKindChannel
    @AVeryKindChannel 3 года назад +407

    Dutch: We need to build a dam.
    Us: Where?
    Dutch: Yes.

    • @DivineHellas
      @DivineHellas 3 года назад +1

      Trump will help with fixing a wall to form a dam

    • @felicepompa1702
      @felicepompa1702 3 года назад +4

      @Houssain Al ahmafi the gulf stream actually comes from mexico

    • @Dmytro_Kuts
      @Dmytro_Kuts 3 года назад

      when europe get tired of shipping immigrants

    • @Dmytro_Kuts
      @Dmytro_Kuts 3 года назад

      @Houssain Al ahmafi not russian, can’t relate

    • @Dmytro_Kuts
      @Dmytro_Kuts 3 года назад

      @Houssain Al ahmafi some people will never get the internet culture

  • @jgr7487
    @jgr7487 4 года назад +194

    the EU: "Russia, we've blocked your Kaliningrad & Petrograd ports!"
    Russia: "Archangel it is!"

    • @zedriclouis87
      @zedriclouis87 4 года назад +7

      Insert Vladivostok

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k 4 года назад +4

      @@zedriclouis87
      That one freezes in winter.

    • @rightwingsafetysquad9872
      @rightwingsafetysquad9872 4 года назад +3

      Tsar Vladimir the Great: I guess we'll just have to use Constantinople then.
      Everyone else: Wait, that's illegal.
      Vladimir Putin: It would be a shame if someone were to drop a nuke on your shiny new dam.

    • @masterofmundus1304
      @masterofmundus1304 4 года назад

      @@kjj26k Well they already take cruise ships through arctic waters in canada, Give it enough time and eventually they'll have a trading port on the east coast.

    • @RhodianColossus
      @RhodianColossus 4 года назад +1

      @@kjj26k not for much longer now

  • @iustinianusspeedruns
    @iustinianusspeedruns 4 года назад +220

    The Dutch people had the most insane ideas.
    First, a mountain
    Second, a gigantic dam

    • @rayelgatubelo
      @rayelgatubelo 4 года назад +10

      They just couldn't stop after that doggone Zuiderzee!

    • @yvonneyvonne1778
      @yvonneyvonne1778 4 года назад +6

      @@rayelgatubelo as an dutch I'd like to to say that this video is fake and he made something up that even i almost believed. And pls just say the Southern sea instead of zouderzee. He probably didn't knew that Google translate existed

    • @rayelgatubelo
      @rayelgatubelo 4 года назад +9

      @@yvonneyvonne1778 I think it's clear that this is an idea that's very fringe, doesn't have a snowball's chance of happening in real life, and was probably conceived by engineers spending too much time at the coffee shops of Amsterdam.

    • @leemorgan8725
      @leemorgan8725 3 года назад

      But they are also capable of completing such a project, dreaming up big ideas thinking of the future

    • @noodlebob5302
      @noodlebob5302 3 года назад

      its not a mountain its a hill xd

  • @olivertaylor3277
    @olivertaylor3277 4 года назад +363

    Brexiteers: We’ve finally left Europe!
    Remainers: Hold my Dam.

    • @TAP7a
      @TAP7a 4 года назад +18

      Remainers: *we are Europe now*

    • @georgesimpson1406
      @georgesimpson1406 4 года назад +1

      We in europe but now more land area for immigration. Win win situation. Also we can get oil more easily. But killed all the fish.

    • @thelonesculler
      @thelonesculler 4 года назад +6

      @@georgesimpson1406 bUt WhAt AbOuT oUr SoVeReIgNtY?

    • @jalaaldous3511
      @jalaaldous3511 4 года назад

      Sweet revenge

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 4 года назад +7

      God damn. They didnt leave Europe. They left the European Union, two different things

  • @a35362
    @a35362 3 года назад

    Thanks!

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 года назад +422

    The Netherlands:
    *"What is we take our problems, and PUSH it somewhere else?"*

    • @Exachad
      @Exachad 4 года назад +5

      Two comments on one video. Nice

    • @TheHotBlade
      @TheHotBlade 4 года назад +13

      Wait a minute! Did you just rob a comment?

    • @RBLXProd
      @RBLXProd 4 года назад

      Ok

    • @ddodd69
      @ddodd69 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @estimas
      @estimas 4 года назад +5

      how do i block someone on youtube

  • @rightwingsafetysquad9872
    @rightwingsafetysquad9872 4 года назад +1548

    Spanish: we tried to invade Britain by sea.
    French: we tried to starve Britain with economics.
    Germans: we tried to invade Britain by air.
    Dutch: I think we have a idea.

    • @schotscarface18ssf75
      @schotscarface18ssf75 4 года назад +13

      @Fussbudget the Ninth Scotland might do it

    • @brie.cheese_x
      @brie.cheese_x 4 года назад +12

      I mean, we've already handed Britain its ass a few times over, so it wouldn't be the first time we do it.

    • @Raadpensionaris
      @Raadpensionaris 4 года назад +39

      The Dutch actually already invaded Britain in 1688

    • @brie.cheese_x
      @brie.cheese_x 4 года назад +17

      @@Raadpensionaris And we won another war in 1674!

    • @rekenen3233
      @rekenen3233 4 года назад +21

      The Netherlands: We went on the Medway broke the chain put all ships in Chatham on fire and stole the biggest ship of Britain
      Done by the one and only de Ruyter

  • @theoffshoot8798
    @theoffshoot8798 4 года назад +533

    Knowing how to swim is a compulsory requirement to live in the netherlands.

    • @chongus3092
      @chongus3092 4 года назад +10

      Really

    • @timj.
      @timj. 4 года назад +59

      @@chongus3092 most schools even have mandatory swimming lessons

    • @choonbox
      @choonbox 4 года назад +6

      kinda true

    • @mrblubbernugget4269
      @mrblubbernugget4269 4 года назад +2

      Yup

    • @jamesiyer4937
      @jamesiyer4937 4 года назад +19

      Guess I must have moved to the fake Netherlands

  • @Marngel
    @Marngel 8 месяцев назад +1

    Any body of water: *exists*
    The Dutch: *It’s free real estate*

  • @joeyhasanont7415
    @joeyhasanont7415 4 года назад +345

    "The scientists and engenering people brainstorming how to save the Netherlands"
    1 person from Delft: *Dam*

    • @Ardelanin
      @Ardelanin 3 года назад +8

      it's worked for two thousand years, it'll still work today.

    • @johannfer7073
      @johannfer7073 3 года назад

      Are u flat-earther?

  • @Annexation_
    @Annexation_ 3 года назад +678

    Britain: Leaves EU and is separated from mainland Europe via the sea
    Dam: Drains sea water and creates more land
    Britain: *ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this*

    • @wcg3928
      @wcg3928 3 года назад +54

      Scotland: **Happy bagpipe noises**

    • @TheSkyGuy77
      @TheSkyGuy77 3 года назад +10

      Time to BUILD A WALL and make the Europeans pay for it!
      xD

    • @sebebse9094
      @sebebse9094 3 года назад +4

      nah they'll prolly just build there own body of water lol

    • @nickreinders6347
      @nickreinders6347 3 года назад +2

      It is not going to be drained but made into a lake like the IJsselmeer what first was the Zuiderzee

    • @lokischeissmessiah5749
      @lokischeissmessiah5749 3 года назад +1

      @@nickreinders6347 correction: It's not going to be drained OR made into a lake. It's not going to happen.

  • @IronWarrior86
    @IronWarrior86 4 года назад +586

    So, WW3 will be over who owns what parts of Doggerland, got it.

    • @jamesu1540
      @jamesu1540 4 года назад +18

      Lol. Greater Essex. Lol just coz the name

    • @ZedNinetySix_
      @ZedNinetySix_ 4 года назад +23

      WWIII - The Dogging War

    • @floatingf8783
      @floatingf8783 4 года назад +22

      No, not with the European Union and United Nations around. The war for doggerland, the death of Britain as we know it, is going to be in the most British way imaginable: writing strongly worded letters to Parliament and making sure France can't have nice things.
      Really tho, it'll be carved up at a conference like Africa.

    • @ZedNinetySix_
      @ZedNinetySix_ 4 года назад +1

      @@floatingf8783 the joke just flew over your head

    • @blauwbeer556
      @blauwbeer556 4 года назад +3

      actually wait, you know the saying "3rd time is the charm"? well germany lost twice and is now making a bigger army, and if this radical idea is going to happen.... well everybody is going to eat wienerschnitzels for a while.

  • @hunter_bs463
    @hunter_bs463 Год назад

    Great video, I have a presentation regarding this topic tomorrow, thanks for explaining!

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +193

    It's not a comments section about the Dutch without the following:
    - Stroopwafel
    - someone mentioning the special grass
    - war with the sea jokes
    - Old New York was once New Amsterdam
    And of course, *G E K O L O N I S E E R D*

  • @AxmedMorgan
    @AxmedMorgan 3 года назад +578

    Sea level: rises
    The Dutch: “I have a plan!”

  • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
    @imveryangryitsnotbutter 4 года назад +78

    TL;DW: "Dammed if you do, damned if you don't."

    • @goji5887
      @goji5887 4 года назад +4

      underrated comment

  • @FMeister94
    @FMeister94 3 года назад +3

    500 billions seems like a hopeful estimate on how much sea dam the logistics for a project like this would be insanity

  • @p4ndora939
    @p4ndora939 4 года назад +115

    Netherlands: Water is my biggest enemy
    East Indies: *surrounded by waters*

    • @vineetpande449
      @vineetpande449 4 года назад

      Indonesia is a poor overpopulated s hole.

    • @p4ndora939
      @p4ndora939 4 года назад

      @@vineetpande449 Same could be said for India

    • @ansosboy8687
      @ansosboy8687 4 года назад

      That’s right Land Of Water

  • @OscarStensballe
    @OscarStensballe 4 года назад +88

    As a Dane I personally love the idea of using England as one giant storm barrier.

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 3 года назад +3

      Shame it would get colder and drier if something like this were built..... Currents branching off from the Gulf Stream and entering the North Sea from the North are VERY significant in keeping the climate of North Western Europe warmer and wetter than it should be. You shut those currents off and you will create a colder, drier climate. So not ONLY are you willing to completely cripple North Western European Maritime Trade, which still accounts for a very significant portion of Danish Trade I may point out, not only would you like to see the utter destruction of two ecosystems in their entirety (the North and Baltic Sea) for land that would likely not be useable for decades at least and centuries in more realistic terms, but you want much colder, drier conditions as well.....
      Nice job....

    • @Cu-Copper
      @Cu-Copper 2 года назад +1

      @@alganhar1 don't worry they will find a way around it

    • @anouk6644
      @anouk6644 2 года назад

      @@alganhar1 With rising temperatures that might be a welcome consequence. That being said, a project of this magnitude will undoubtedly create unforeseen consequences in northwest Europe and probably other places too.
      In the Netherlands it took about 5 years after the dams were closed to make the polders fertile for farming. So if land would be reclaimed from the North Sea it wouldn’t take decades to become useable. It would take decades to construct all the dams.

    • @Whoami691
      @Whoami691 Год назад +3

      As a brit, I love the Idea of being in control of Europes economy through our waters :)

    • @emil4580
      @emil4580 Год назад +1

      @@Whoami691 Waters you share with with Europe. As a half-brit, half-dutchie, I'd like to see this work out cooperatively.
      That said, Russian interests can suck it.

  • @storyls
    @storyls 3 года назад +680

    That’s actually pretty cheap. I expected it to cost a trillion.

    • @noelnicholls1894
      @noelnicholls1894 3 года назад +17

      Likely multiples to boot.

    • @mme.veronica735
      @mme.veronica735 3 года назад +163

      Well construction projects have a habit of going over budget very quickly

    • @definitelynotatroll246
      @definitelynotatroll246 3 года назад +27

      Not that much when you realise one or two people could pay for this out there own pockets

    • @StanbyMode
      @StanbyMode 3 года назад +5

      @@definitelynotatroll246 well not really

    • @definitelynotatroll246
      @definitelynotatroll246 3 года назад +16

      @@StanbyMode well bezos has about quarter of a trill, soon to be half. Then there’s the rich dudes like the saudis who we don’t know about who have way more than that

  • @tristanots6825
    @tristanots6825 3 года назад +1

    Great video and i just love how you pronounce zuiderzee it literally translates to southern sea so northern sea and southern sea

  • @Leugim010
    @Leugim010 4 года назад +210

    But if the climate warms THAT much then all of Russia's arctic ports would be available for them to use. They wouldn't need the north sea at that point?

    • @yucol5661
      @yucol5661 4 года назад +28

      The North Sea is still important for them. Saint Petersburg is the cultural capital and second most important city.

    • @eggsngritstn
      @eggsngritstn 4 года назад +7

      I was thinking the same, plus the Black Sea would certainly offer more possibilities.

    • @User31129
      @User31129 4 года назад +8

      True. Murmansk would become a nice place to live.

    • @eggsngritstn
      @eggsngritstn 4 года назад +3

      @@User31129 Somewhere up there will be, but much of the Kola Peninsula will be under water.

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan 4 года назад +6

      It would be an option, but would require a significant infrastructure improvement. Their Arctic ports are very undeveloped right now and a considerable distance from the main population centres,

  • @wagonwheel6657
    @wagonwheel6657 4 года назад +341

    "Hey Netherlands... Netherlands? Hello? Hey buddy, whatcha doing with those dams? Time to stop buddy... Netherlands? NETHERLANDS!"

  • @danielkelleher7246
    @danielkelleher7246 4 года назад +463

    I was expecting an astronomical cost to this project, not half of what the US spends on its military in just one year...

    • @abbyalphonse499
      @abbyalphonse499 4 года назад +49

      That is an astronomical cost.

    • @tonydean6684
      @tonydean6684 4 года назад +22

      Uh, you're a bit uninformed. And of course the reason our military budget is so large is because of our idiotic promise to defend dozens of nations thousands of miles from our shores. You don't want to stop that, do you? You're not an "isolationist", are you!!??

    • @danielkelleher7246
      @danielkelleher7246 4 года назад +73

      @@tonydean6684 who are you replying to?

    • @p4nter392
      @p4nter392 4 года назад +46

      @@tonydean6684 USA is a fucking superpower, country as big as Europe, such large and powerful country needs a powerful army to secure its zone of influence, otherwise other superpowers will come in and take your zone of influence to achieve world domination, just bcs we have peace now doesn't mean you should disarm ur country, we have peace only because power of usa and china is balanced, china is a communist country, i can guarantee you they spend ridiculous amount of money on army... There is even a saying: "if you want peace, prepare for war"

    • @adauda5263
      @adauda5263 4 года назад +15

      @@tonydean6684 the us hasnt been an isolationist country since the civil war tf are u on

  • @colorado841
    @colorado841 3 года назад +1

    An alternative plan would be to dig a very big hole somewhere in the middle of the ocean.

  • @thomasblyth7539
    @thomasblyth7539 4 года назад +481

    Has anyone checked to make sure the Dutch aren’t just super beavers? I feel like they might be super beavers

    • @Juuul89
      @Juuul89 4 года назад +87

      Can confirm that we are in fact super beavers, however our tails are removed at birth since we don't need those anymore. And why do you think we wear wooden shoes? It's our emergency snack.

    • @driesvandenbrande2941
      @driesvandenbrande2941 3 года назад +16

      @@Juuul89 Houten klomp met lekkere Nederlandse teenkaas.

    • @doffer115
      @doffer115 3 года назад +3

      We have suberb beavers, Not the kind that hide in woods though there's a link...

    • @rhanabanana4552
      @rhanabanana4552 3 года назад +4

      Teeth go brrrrrrrr

    • @tinysmoll
      @tinysmoll 3 года назад +12

      shit they know our secret

  • @HaHaBIah
    @HaHaBIah 4 года назад +135

    The Year 3000: The entire ocean has been removed by the Dutch. Also, they own everything now.

    • @cseblivestreaming
      @cseblivestreaming 4 года назад +20

      Colonialism but instead of colonising other lands we just colonise the water

    •  4 года назад

      @@cseblivestreaming
      The water cant say no
      That or we will probably built rapture if the sea becomes too much to bear
      That or we can do what were playing around with and attempt to make our cities float
      These are defeatist options of course. We destroy our ancient enemy completely. The worlds oceans are rightfully Dutch Clay!

    • @barbaraseymour3437
      @barbaraseymour3437 4 года назад +1

      Including all the fishing.

    • @ryanschumacher3448
      @ryanschumacher3448 4 года назад +1

      As it should be

    • @neroquin
      @neroquin 4 года назад +1

      Sounds about right

  • @graemedoctor7266
    @graemedoctor7266 4 года назад +119

    Netherlands: "BUILD THE DAM!!"
    England: "BUILD THE WALL!!"

    • @Rick_Sanchez_G420
      @Rick_Sanchez_G420 4 года назад +1

      *Britain - it's free real estate boiii!*

    • @Robbie-pc1dl
      @Robbie-pc1dl 4 года назад +4

      Germany: “BUILD THE STATUE!!”
      Netherlands:”BUILD THE DAM!!”
      UK: “BUILD THE ISLANDS!!”
      United States: “BUILD THE WALL!!”

    • @skyfeelan
      @skyfeelan 4 года назад +3

      And EU is gonna pay for it

    • @ARedMotorcycle
      @ARedMotorcycle 4 года назад

      Stan: "I broke the dam".

  • @traumatizedbysmile8399
    @traumatizedbysmile8399 2 года назад +1

    “Twice the size of Singapore”
    Me, a Singaporean: woah.

  • @mangodip2170
    @mangodip2170 4 года назад +560

    The British Isles becomes the British Peninsula
    Germans: Ah yes, Blitzkrieg time

    • @miguelmontenegro3520
      @miguelmontenegro3520 4 года назад +20

      Germany, France, Spain and Italy: Hello there.

    • @skyes4552
      @skyes4552 4 года назад +4

      @@miguelmontenegro3520
      general kenobi

    • @sannidhyabalkote9536
      @sannidhyabalkote9536 4 года назад +5

      ERIKA

    • @DrumToTheBassWoop
      @DrumToTheBassWoop 4 года назад +11

      *Germany builds an autobahn straight to Newcastle and Sunderland*
      Germans: “guten tag”
      🤝
      Newcastle lads: “why aye mun”

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 4 года назад +4

      The Royal Navy attempts to retaliate, but it isn't very effective when they try to sail on dry land.

  • @siameseagencyYT
    @siameseagencyYT 3 года назад +271

    Land : gets flooded
    Everyone : Leaves
    Dutch people : were tall so we dont drown in the area

    • @stg2543
      @stg2543 3 года назад +12

      We'll become 7 meters tall in around 70 years as to not drown haha

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome 3 года назад +6

      @@stg2543 evolve. Adapt. Over come.

    • @stg2543
      @stg2543 3 года назад +2

      @@inserisciunnome exactly

  • @KRISSvector007
    @KRISSvector007 4 года назад +171

    One thing to consider: In the event of war the Netherlands and other countries who would have built on the newly gained land would be extremely vulnerable if someone came and blew up this dam.

    • @pjotrvanmoorsel9433
      @pjotrvanmoorsel9433 4 года назад +3

      Not really I mean in a war a bomb on a city that would kill millions is worse

    • @ElijsDima
      @ElijsDima 4 года назад +57

      Not even a war per se. A dam like that would be a prime target for extremists and religious terrorists.

    • @Bananaman-hk6qw
      @Bananaman-hk6qw 4 года назад +5

      Shhhh dude! Don't Let Britain know!

    • @Crick1952
      @Crick1952 4 года назад +71

      Dutch dams aren't like the Hoover dam or something. They're made of dirt, sand, stone and some concrete.
      They're effectively hills in the water.
      Blowing it up is a task more equivalent to strip mining than a car bomb.

    • @rogerszmodis
      @rogerszmodis 4 года назад +11

      @@Crick1952 you aren’t building a levee across open ocean. 1 nuke will have that entire area under water. An attack wouldn’t target a single dam either so you would have water coming in from all sides.

  • @tannermay1634
    @tannermay1634 3 года назад +7

    My question is by building this damn and pumping the water out, where you gonna put all that excess water? Also why not just use that idea for the host country? A dam around one country or coastline is a lot cheaper and I would imagine more structurally sound than building in the middle of an ocean or sea where hurricanes could have the potential to destroy the dam. Just some food for thought. And I’d love to debate this topic.

  • @json326
    @json326 4 года назад +88

    EU: Let's drain the North Sea and the Mediterranean.
    Russia: Blyat

    • @hirohunter2314
      @hirohunter2314 4 года назад +2

      Russia: Blyat this EU is insane thanks to previous empire we have beach at far east

    • @AlexGNR
      @AlexGNR 4 года назад

      @@hirohunter2314 They never had the Netherlands

  • @ShengTheCraftsman
    @ShengTheCraftsman 4 года назад +250

    I misread the title as "The Insane Dutch Plan to Dam the North Korea", it got me click in here

    • @Bananaman-hk6qw
      @Bananaman-hk6qw 4 года назад +12

      We can do that! If you want............

    • @crusty_cookie3099
      @crusty_cookie3099 4 года назад

      South Korea,China,Russia can do that because their near them

    • @ShengTheCraftsman
      @ShengTheCraftsman 4 года назад

      @@crusty_cookie3099 It would only gave north and south korea more land and possibly a dry path to Japan

    • @daddyleon
      @daddyleon 4 года назад +3

      @@ShengTheCraftsman shhh, not yet! NEED is just a test phase for the North-Korea project.

  • @h.t.awesome3822
    @h.t.awesome3822 4 года назад +412

    “Wait the Netherlands is extremely vulnerable to rising sea levels?”
    “Always has been 🔫”

    • @dameerfaadhil4455
      @dameerfaadhil4455 4 года назад +1

      Was about to comment that lol

    • @ice711real
      @ice711real 4 года назад

      haha ur gonna get 1k likes

    • @crusty_cookie3099
      @crusty_cookie3099 4 года назад

      🌊🇳🇱👨‍🚀 🔫👨‍🚀
      Always has been

    • @freudsigmund72
      @freudsigmund72 4 года назад

      Actually the soil in the netherlands is sinking faster then the sealevel is rising.

    • @Tha-King-Arthur
      @Tha-King-Arthur 4 года назад

      8000 years ago there was no North Sea as it is right now.

  • @AntoineVello
    @AntoineVello 2 года назад +1

    Insane doesn't even begin to describe the thumbnail I just saw.

  • @QuestionEverythingButWHY
    @QuestionEverythingButWHY 4 года назад +66

    “Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's needs, but not every man's greed.”
    ― Mahatma Gandhi

    • @ErikaCrist7749
      @ErikaCrist7749 4 года назад +1

      People trying to fight nature forgetting how the shape of our world is in constant change since idk.. forever?

    • @ErikaCrist7749
      @ErikaCrist7749 4 года назад +1

      But now with treasures and lands being so important, nationality and territory and all that bullshit, simply walking away from the upcoming sea became such an improbable option... Sight

  • @Stang_Gang_8
    @Stang_Gang_8 3 года назад +217

    Alternative title: “Dutch scientists devise plan to start WW3”

    • @rodrigooliveira8049
      @rodrigooliveira8049 3 года назад +10

      The Germans want to know your location!
      This is purely a joke not meant to be taken seriously

    • @selesem6133
      @selesem6133 3 года назад +7

      @@rodrigooliveira8049 I’m Dutch and German, and this joke is permitted😁😆

  • @steelydan3263
    @steelydan3263 4 года назад +247

    Me: this couldn't have been a purely Dutch idea
    RLL: and his German colleague
    Me: there we go

    • @fortune3911
      @fortune3911 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @lonestarr1490
      @lonestarr1490 4 года назад +14

      @@vikkran401 Especially in building airports.

    • @porguinturtle3854
      @porguinturtle3854 4 года назад +5

      @@lonestarr1490 Or with showers

    • @leonardlangner9949
      @leonardlangner9949 4 года назад +1

      @@lonestarr1490 if it weren’t for that fire alarm 🤬

    • @herbie53opf
      @herbie53opf 4 года назад +3

      @@vikkran401 true. Unless it's got something to do with water. Then, we're the best! 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

  • @thegamingcomrade102
    @thegamingcomrade102 3 года назад +7

    Just use sponges and then dry them in a furnace to reuse them.

    •  3 года назад +1

      fucking genius

    • @thenotsofriendlybird957
      @thenotsofriendlybird957 3 года назад +1

      Nobel Prize for this dude.

    • @patrickbateman529
      @patrickbateman529 3 года назад +1

      Who are you ? Why are you so wise in the ways of science?

  • @EvertCFW
    @EvertCFW 4 года назад +1114

    G E K O L O N I S E E R D

    • @gwndemien6788
      @gwndemien6788 4 года назад +13

      Gekoloniseerd

    • @derpcwota
      @derpcwota 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @jwaj
      @jwaj 4 года назад

      Bruh wtf happened to your channel

    • @onepunchmen6362
      @onepunchmen6362 4 года назад +2

      Hup nederland

    • @sharkronical
      @sharkronical 4 года назад +26

      As an Indonesian everytime I see this type of comment a flashback happens before my eyes

  • @walterfielding9079
    @walterfielding9079 4 года назад +484

    I think Brexit proved the Brits would rather sink into the sea than be connected to mainland Europe.

    • @jmckendry84
      @jmckendry84 4 года назад +48

      Please don't stereotype us all as "the Brits". Barely over half voted for Brexit, and I'd wager that would not have been the case if people knew what a slow motion car crash it was going to be. People were told it would be simple, and that we'd get a better deal than being in the EU, and that we had loads of leverage over the EU. All lies, of course. Some people can see that now, though sadly there's a lot of apathy and people have largely tuned out.
      On top of that, Northern Ireland and Scotland voted to remain in the EU. Brexit is England's "gift" for us.

    • @jamesu1540
      @jamesu1540 4 года назад +25

      @@jmckendry84 it would have been a lot simpler without the mp's not obeying the referendum and the elections that followed.

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue 4 года назад +3

      NAILED IT IN ONE

    • @jamesu1540
      @jamesu1540 4 года назад +42

      We don't have a problem with Europe but brexit succeeded because EU or rather the top EU bureaucracy had proved it couldn't be trusted. And Since the Brexit referendum the EU has sadly behaved even worse.

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue 4 года назад +17

      @@jamesu1540 honey it’s a shitshow. We were better off inside. Trust me as an expat in Berlin. Watching our sad self absorbed little island as it sinks into the COVID sea I am glad I got the fuck out of there when I did.

  • @hansgruber788
    @hansgruber788 4 года назад +108

    Europe: Builds dam
    Britain: *Re-Activates 617 Squadron*

    • @lurkenvoncurken518
      @lurkenvoncurken518 4 года назад +1

      Bruh

    • @doopboop8359
      @doopboop8359 4 года назад

      British grenadiers starts playing

    • @markknoop6283
      @markknoop6283 4 года назад +1

      Only the English bom a dam that wil effect themselves in the wrong way.

    • @pxrxy
      @pxrxy 4 года назад

      It was already re-activated, always has been.

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 3 года назад

      @@markknoop6283 How so? This thought experiment (which is what it was, not an actual serious plan) would absolutely cripple British Maritime Trade, and would shut down what is quite literally the busiest maritime trade route in the world. It will not only cripple British Maritime Trade, it will also cripple German, Danish, Swedish, Dutch and Belgian Maritime Trade, increasing strain on already struggling road and rail networks. The Russians would not be particularly happy either, given that most of their Maritime trade in the West goes through St Petersburg.
      The time to try and save the land that is going to be lost is already past, I am a Marine Biologist, have been for almost thirty years, and we have been warning people about this and other issues for 50 years or more... and no one has done anything even CLOSE to enough. We have been continuously ignored for decades. As for what this would do to the Ecology of the North and Baltic Sea, well that is even worse than crippling. It will literally be completely destroyed, utterly and totally eradicated.
      Well, sorry, there is NOT going to be a technological or scientific magic bullet, either through sea level rise or through the various attempts to combat it the worlds coasts are going to change tremendously over the next 5 decades, and there is literally NOTHING you can do about it. The time to stop it, as I stated, passed by a decade or more ago....

  • @corbeau-_-
    @corbeau-_- 2 года назад +6

    I wonder what this would do to the flow of the oceans. The Netherlands and England have a very typical climate because of those currents, very different than say Russia at the same parallel. If the water becomes fresh, like in our 'sea', you'll also get the trillion mosquitos that go along with it ;)

    • @Whoami691
      @Whoami691 Год назад +1

      not much I presume, the big current to worry about is the gulf stream the other side of ireland. The whole reason this is being discussed is to stop the rising sea levels.

  • @tamu7243
    @tamu7243 4 года назад +101

    Netherlands: "We don't want this water!" **Dams the North Sea**
    China, Taiwan and Japan: "Why do you do this to us?" **Dams the East China Sea and Sea of Japan**
    USA, Mexico and Cuba: "Wait, there's more!" **Dams the Mexican Gulf**
    Indonesia: **Dams the Java and Banda Sea**
    This is the only logical thing that would happen.

    • @Crick1952
      @Crick1952 4 года назад +22

      Einstein didn't know the weapons of WW3. Now we know.
      Dams, dams never change.

    • @Usepe
      @Usepe 4 года назад +2

      @@Crick1952 underrated comment

    • @Bananaman-hk6qw
      @Bananaman-hk6qw 4 года назад

      BUT ONLY WE CAN DO THAT! 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

    • @Paniekzaaiertje
      @Paniekzaaiertje 4 года назад

      You forgot that those other countries don’t know how to make good dams

    • @thewanderingdoomed4883
      @thewanderingdoomed4883 4 года назад +2

      No i Indonesia Will never do that, her economy are really pushed by fish

  • @CG-yq2xy
    @CG-yq2xy 3 года назад +175

    The Netherlands: "For as long as we can remember, our ancestors fought to defend us against the wicked sea. Today we take the fight to them".

    • @The_radiodemon.
      @The_radiodemon. 2 года назад

      We are the rulers of water in pure teritory

  • @giraffeman326
    @giraffeman326 3 года назад +213

    “Dutch had a plan”
    Hmmm, almost feels like déjà vu.

  • @hivaladeen4892
    @hivaladeen4892 3 года назад +2

    Britain to their settlers after the dam re-instates undersea land: “fucken go go go”

  • @magicredrock
    @magicredrock 4 года назад +79

    Trump: We're gonna build a wall, and Mexico is gonna pay for it!
    EU: did somebody say dam?

    • @Ricky911_
      @Ricky911_ 4 года назад +4

      EU: we're gonna build a dam and Iceland is gonna pay for it.

    • @zulvalor7266
      @zulvalor7266 4 года назад +1

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    •  4 года назад +1

      Fun fact: The Afsluitdijk was built to protect us from all the water from Mexico.

  • @mihneavoinic8411
    @mihneavoinic8411 4 года назад +41

    Sea level: rises
    Netherlands: picks uno reverse card

  • @romanmorozov6974
    @romanmorozov6974 4 года назад +101

    RLL: “besides Baltic, Russia has only the Black Sea with warm water”
    Vladivostok: “Ehm I exist you know”

    • @tobivon2074
      @tobivon2074 4 года назад +12

      Yeah and murmansk too but they freeze up in the winter which means it is economically inactive for a while

    • @mjk97dubstep
      @mjk97dubstep 4 года назад +11

      @@tobivon2074 that will be no more at this rythm of warming climate

    • @willrussell2134
      @willrussell2134 4 года назад +3

      @@tobivon2074 in this situation the dam would be built because of global warming, so it probably wouldn't freeze because of that

    • @nickpro8116
      @nickpro8116 4 года назад +4

      Murmansk doesn't freeze in the winter thanks to the Gulf Stream

    • @TheSuperhoden
      @TheSuperhoden 4 года назад

      Vladivostok freezes too

  • @hivaladeen4892
    @hivaladeen4892 3 года назад +2

    Dutch out here acting like workers on Civilization when you leave them on Auto and they start digging up shit after they’ve finished optimising everything

  • @Crick1952
    @Crick1952 4 года назад +226

    Btw, 'Zuiderzee' is better pronounced
    'ZowDerZay'
    Quite good with the pronunciations though, for an English speaker

    • @dundee6402
      @dundee6402 4 года назад +5

      He pronounced it like "zoyduhrzea" lol, while it's more like "zuhderzé"

    • @Crick1952
      @Crick1952 4 года назад +6

      @@dundee6402 Yeah lol.
      I can understand him though, learning to pronounce Dutch with English as your native language can be difficult.
      I'm still learning.

    • @jurrehuizinga7136
      @jurrehuizinga7136 4 года назад +4

      @@Crick1952 Dutch is one of the hardest languages to learn in the world

    • @pjijn6837
      @pjijn6837 4 года назад +5

      I’m a linguistics freak and I appreciate this comment. Good to know, being completely genuine

    • @nicolasgainous5936
      @nicolasgainous5936 4 года назад +1

      @@pjijn6837 Cool, what languages do you know?