@@Idunno716 no hes kind of right i dont see this ever not being a funny video, like if you watch what people considered funny in the 1900s today you would be bored silly and would never understand how someone could find that funny but back then it was a blast
The relatability when he said “I wish I was dead right now”. pooping literally makes me want to die as I’m going through it. Especially when constipated.
@@oropher1234 you’re are hilarious as hell. You got that triggered by my facts just because you’re defending POOPING, a horrible process we have to go through to relieve ourselves of disgusting smelling horrible filth. And now you’re trying to argue about my life and mother? You have issues. First evidence is from defending pooping and saying you enjoy it, second evidence is you crying and raging in my replies about it. Get ment. help. Sick child
@@oropher1234 you have issues. Seek help. Came onto the video just to see your sick self getting angry over pooping 😂 seriously seek help. Also the guy in the video literally also says he dislikes having to do it. Who do you think is on your side about liking doing it? You’re disgusting and need help fr
10/10 So much raw emotion delivered in each line. This short film enabled me to have a wife and 3 kids with a Master's degree from College. Absolutely life-changing.
''You know you shouldn't just say those things so casually, considering right now I'm at your place and you aren't reading the Great Gasby.'' ''WHICH BOOK?, I'm taking A SHIT." had me dying
So you've watched the same video as everyone else, applause! Also thanks that you quoted half of the 1 minute video so everyone can read again what they have literally just watched themselves
@@D4RKBRU73they are stating that that part was funny. Are you braindead? Did you even read the whole thing? This is why i hate people like you. You think your so smart
Full script: "HEY!" "Um sorry... this might a dumb question, but where are you right now?" "I am in the toilet, taking a shid... I had mexican food for breakfast" "Really?" "Yes, it was that mexican place." "What book are you reading then?" "Book?, no I am taking a shid. It stinks" "Are you sure?" "Yes I can smell it, i wish I was dead right now" "You know you shouldn't be saying those things so casually considering that I am in your place right now and you are not reading the great gatsby" "WH-WHICH BOOK!?, I am taking a shid" "Are you with her right now?" "WHO?, who?" "Goodbye Sam we're done-" "WHO!?" ...*intense music*... "What aa dumb bidch!"
This guy is such a hilarious goober - The way he’s oblivious to what the girl is actually talking about - The way he slowly becomes more panicked as she speaks about a book - The fact that when he says “shit,” it’s sounds so perfectly cut when it’s not lmfao 🤣
This was an emotional rollercoaster, for his bowels.
Minute movies
Minute Movies
Minute movies my guy
Hey, it's you. Love your vids
Minute Movies
“What a dumb bitch.”
Best line ever
😂 L̤̮o̤̮l̤̮ i̤̮k̤̮r̤̮
Bidt
@@lilmy4329 Wdym?
@@mololongothesequel5991 Bit*h, that’s what they’re trying to say
@@lonecaster666 Ohhh ok
"i wish i was dead right now"
this is where real men cried
I hate it when i wish i was dead taking a shit
Damn I am crying rn.. huhuhu
it’s 1:30am and i almost laughed and woke up my parents when i should be asleep reading this comment 😭😭
He means I wish I done
@The ChadDevil I feel bad for him, people have told me he is still on that toliet
“ What a dumb bitch” got me cracking up😂😂😂😂😂😂
"i am taking a shet"
🤯
the "whooo??!!" got me
Why youtube doesn't remove your comment? That's weird
@@infernoo365 🦉🦉🦉
"No I'm taking a shid, it stinks" I felt that.
@Азизбек Акшабаков they felt it *c u m m i n g*
(Thanks 6 Feet Under)
@@professionalidiot2767 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@professionalidiot2767 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
wtf is this comment thread.
Pretty sure we all felt it..
"I am in the toilet taking a shit"
-sun tzu art of war
ok
@@hi_champion5156 ok
@Johnny Larson nobody cares lol
@@zer0par1dox47 ok
@Tuna POSTALCI ok
That "WHOOO" alone should win 3 Grammy Awards.
ong that sht got me dead 😂😂
😂😂😂
@@DrillGMusic heh
such a lust for revenge
LMAO
his accent just makes the whole thing 10x funnier 💀
HOLY SHID IKR 💀
@@AmazingRofa fake
Bro he's accent is killing me bro!😭😭😭😭😭⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
thats not accent hes just an indian guy
@@SLIME-wu6vv He has an Indian accent, because he IS Indian
Everyone treats this guy so badly.
Stay strong king
who is this guy?
@@imanafdar god
@@imanafdar creator of the universe
@@imanafdar Father of Jesus
@@imanafdar the all father
"what a dumb birch"
I laughed like teak kettle
Dude stop writing it .......................
Like ur alone
Edit: I LAUGHED LIKE TEAK KETTLE TOO , gademm
@@dhururuuuuuuvvvvv7966 ?
@@wortelmachine4832 i meant "Lmao same" but in a better way
lol
@@dhururuuuuuuvvvvv7966 how
“…Considering you aren’t reading The Great Gatsby”
“V-VICHY BUK???”
Nice profile picture
I'M TAKING A SHYT
@@leopoldstotch7711 WHOOOO????
@@DeathcoreHusky It's PULSE Concert album cover :)
@@DonnSEnder yeah i know :)
“Yes, I can smell it, I wish I was dead right now”. So real
I love the own smell of my shit
sometimes I am really glad that I live alone...
THIS GOT ME DYING 😂😂😂😂😂
His facial expression when he says '' book? no Im taking a Shit'' was everything
Part 2
ruclips.net/video/IVOvdRHEc7U/видео.html
😂
it stinks
Hi Ahmed, I was just curious since I am from the West. Do Muslim people take shits? Thank you and have a great day.
Maybe he’s reading on the toilet while pooping
”Are you sure?”
”Yes I can smell it, I wish I was dead right now”
this is oscar worthy
I was dying at that point 😭
Lol
Lol same
Fr
@@finbarndaba5393 same💀🤣
I've watched this a dozen times in the last few days and I still can't escape tearing from laughter. I wish I was dead right now is pure comedy gold.
T
each time it only gets better
You know you shouldn't... say those things so casually
ruclips.net/video/avFP67EIYvo/видео.html
@@yourcrush4889 PFfffftT AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAA
The "hello?" between the awkward silence was great, what a good actor
Perfectly timed with her as well. Made it so much more believable.
i love how he seemed genuinely happy talking to his girlfriend until she said "what book are you reading then"
His girlfriend not her
@@gappy8948 yep, you are right.
@@thefalcon534 he is a boy
Like the book offended him or something lol
Part 2
ruclips.net/video/0sM2XfNeEsw/видео.html
This video is amazing I love it
Nice seeing you here
I keep coming back to it to laugh
???
It's pretty good
Why not just watch the creator
I AM IN THE TOILET TAKING A SHID
Holy fuck this will never ever get old. 1000 years from now this will still be comedy gold.
Holy shid
I am in da doiled Daking a shid
Didint have to go that far with words bro
@@Idunno716 no hes kind of right i dont see this ever not being a funny video, like if you watch what people considered funny in the 1900s today you would be bored silly and would never understand how someone could find that funny but back then it was a blast
Can't even take a shit in ohio
“Yes I can smell it. I wish I was dead right now.”
Lol that line took me out 😂
Most unrealistic part is mexcian food affecting a South Asian man's stomach
Mexican food for breakfast can do that lol
Being a south asian I can say that Mexican food has that potential
@@junu201 Nah you lying, my ex girlfriend told me girls don't poop.
@@stormb3948 that's an old info about us. We have started pooping
@@junu201 😂😂 props for going along with it 👏
Her: "Are you with her right now?"
Him: _🦉 🦉 🦉_
Her: *_Have a good life._*
Lmaoooo it made me cackle😂😂
lmaooo
😂😂
xDDDD
Oh god, I am dying.
The calmness, honesty and subsequent confusion of the man just trying to take a shid is what makes this hilarious.
Part 2
ruclips.net/video/gQiSw6XsY9M/видео.html
@@AmazingRofa you aint getting me with that one i'm not fucking stupid
Whoo
@@AmazingRofadie
"What a dumb bech" and "Im taking a shet. It stinks" killed me dead 💀💀💀
"Rest in p!ss"
"Are you with her right now? "
"I'M TAKING A *S H I T*
he said who
“I’m with a toilet and a piece of shit that’s hanging off my asshole, now fuck off I need to focus”
@@2kmichaeljordan438 wtf
@@2kmichaeljordan438 When your shit loves you so much that it wouldn't let go 😔✊
@@rygrizzy4771 ROFLMAO
"I can smell it, i wish i was dead rn"
Bro i was wheezing 🤣
ruclips.net/video/yPYZpwSpKmA/видео.html not a rick roll
@@Cu_Ri jokes on you i got an ad
@@frostlite5992 lol
Dziewczyna po prostu nie wie jak to w toalecie 😔
@@jvv-r ponieważ kobiety nie mają takiego samego doświadczenia jak mężczyźni w toalecie
girl cries cause husband cheated with her and fell in love with the toilet
Underrated comment
69th like, nice.
💀💀
Can't blame the husband doe 😏
Husband regrets INSTANTLY
“i am in the toilet taking a shet.” genuinely got me in the stratosphere 😭
Don't come back stay in stratosphere
"Yeah, I can smell it, I wish I was dead"
"You shouldn't say those things so casually"
*ded*
lmaoooo
Hahaahhaha
ruclips.net/video/eOmD6s_I3LA/видео.html
"You shouldn't say those things so casually"
Not big suprise
I love how this girl is probably trying to make a sad Tik Tok and this man is just being himself
Lmao exactly
Because of him i downloaded tiktok
@@qadir.6437 why
@@xantoxx7007 why
@@killertigergaming6762 hes saying because of him he downloaded tiktok
No cap, this has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
His accent makes it funnier ngl
@@1Rucky1 ikr
same lol
real
That's kinda sad
"Yes, I can smell it. I wish I was dead right now. " -- The all around average #2 experience.
"Are you with her right now?"
"WHO? WHO?"
"Goodbye Sam.. have a good life"
"WHO?! WHO!?! What a dumb birch."
Made me fall off my chair lmao
Can't you see the subtitles icon? We totally don't need you to tell us the subtitles.
Thanks for the caption you did for blind peeps!
@@jacobwalrath did I stutter?
who D:
@@dienstaghd5815 did i s-s-s-s-stutter?*
The fact that he is wearing earphones and talking through normal phone makes it even funnier 😂
We can’t understand his ways for we are just mere mortals
He is following the footsteps of the great Gakuto.
he's wearing it to sync with her questions._.
Part 2
ruclips.net/video/0sM2XfNeEsw/видео.html
Sometimes people on the other side of the phone receive voice clearer if we use the phone directly than using earphones
The moment when she finally felt the smell: 0:56
LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"wat a dumb becth"
You can feel smells?
It's at 420, I must not like. Apologies
It's only smellz
The Indian accent never gets old
Ikr 😂
My man's got the timing, the delivery, and the absolute RAW POWER it took not to laugh while making this
Ok
Fr
This man must be protected at all costs.
He's too powerful
He's saving humanity
Save asia
@@ravysaini127 Save Pakistan
@@CanonGames To destroy other nations bye their terrorists?
"Her"? I guess his poop has a gender now. xD
ruclips.net/video/yPYZpwSpKmA/видео.html not a rick roll
@@Cu_Ri nice video
It's 2021 so I'd believe it
i cant believe she assumed the poops gender
I am subscribing and unsubscribing u
Mexican food for breakfast? This man is a menace.
The relatability when he said “I wish I was dead right now”. pooping literally makes me want to die as I’m going through it. Especially when constipated.
@@oropher1234 that’s disgusting… why would anyone like the fact we have to expel that from our bodies? and feel it come out and then be dirty there?
@@oropher1234 you’re are hilarious as hell. You got that triggered by my facts just because you’re defending POOPING, a horrible process we have to go through to relieve ourselves of disgusting smelling horrible filth. And now you’re trying to argue about my life and mother? You have issues. First evidence is from defending pooping and saying you enjoy it, second evidence is you crying and raging in my replies about it. Get ment. help. Sick child
@@oropher1234 you have issues. Seek help. Came onto the video just to see your sick self getting angry over pooping 😂 seriously seek help. Also the guy in the video literally also says he dislikes having to do it. Who do you think is on your side about liking doing it? You’re disgusting and need help fr
@@oropher1234 seek help asap
@@oropher1234 take your feces fetish elsewhere…
"This, my dear friendians, is comedy gold."
-Michael Scott, not me.
Nice
“What a dumb bitch” 😂😂😂😂 got me cracked open
Truly an Oscar-Winning performance. The heart pain, the tears, the beauty of this moment. This one brought me to tears❤
the girl was ok too
200th like
you are forgetting the stink :D
Dude he was just in the toilet taking a sh!t
10/10
So much raw emotion delivered in each line. This short film enabled me to have a wife and 3 kids with a Master's degree from College. Absolutely life-changing.
What is raw emotion..??
@@idkwhy77 real kind, like "not fake" emotions or soemthing,
THE PURE SKILLS OF THIS MAN🤣
He's not Sam he's a boy.
he’s a MAN
He’s not a boy, he’s taking a shit.
"NUUUUU I'M A BOY!1!1!"
Man just summarized transformers 1 and 2.
@@muybuenodumdum9122 😂😂😂😂
its been a year and this shit still makes me wheeze 😂😂😂
His shit? Because it stinks so bad?
Fr
Weezer
Fr
it stinks!
''You know you shouldn't just say those things so casually, considering right now I'm at your place and you aren't reading the Great Gasby.'' ''WHICH BOOK?, I'm taking A SHIT." had me dying
“VI-VICH BOOK I’M TAKING A SHID”
So you've watched the same video as everyone else, applause!
Also thanks that you quoted half of the 1 minute video so everyone can read again what they have literally just watched themselves
@@D4RKBRU73they are stating that that part was funny. Are you braindead? Did you even read the whole thing? This is why i hate people like you. You think your so smart
@@D4RKBRU73it’s secondary subtitles my brotha
Just in case the actual ones aren’t enough
@@violetpuddins lol 🤣
'What a Dumb bitch' got me dying😂😂😂😂
Ive not laughed this hard in a while.
That ending is top tier
what are you doing?
"teking a sheet"
and what is that book called?
" *im taking a sheet* "
Ah yes taking a 💩 the best book ✨😩👌✨
@@viswanesigaa5250 nothing better than a book teaching you how to take a shet 😩👌
@@djcarkey4016 I just love the 69th chapter of it
@@galaxochan5220 the part 2 book was really sad :( he sadly didnt take a shet in the morning
@@galaxochan5220 some people say the 420 pages are too long but i think not
The simple joys of life is watching videos like these.
And reading The Great Gatsby.
@@bloatedsodium7301 VICH BUK?????
UvU
Oh really? Nobody would've known until you pointed it out! You did such a wonderful job :)
@@1z487 HOO?!??
i love how he isn't reading the text he's supposed to say and just making up his own stories XD
This guy is all over youtube and he is a fricking legend.
Who is he tho
@@mrmirchiTheCodGuy
QUANDALE DINGLE
@@CarbonFiberToiletPaper I had a shit on my goofy ahh uncle and he ate it *screams of the Hiroshima incident victims*
"What a dumb bitch" GOT ME HISTERICALLY LAUGHING
"What book are you reading then?"
"No im talking a shit and it stinks"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes i can smell it i wish i was dead"
ruclips.net/video/yPYZpwSpKmA/видео.html not a rick roll
@@Cu_Ri
Well is not a rick roll i grant you
@@Joe14876 I'm actually kinda afraid to click it 😅
Can you tell me what is the video ?
@@AhmedDaRUclipsr
Togheter forever rick astley
Yes. We saw the video.
“Vh… Vhich book!? I’m taking a shit”😂😂😂😂😂
The accent makes this 1000x times better
Bro this guy can turn something so deep into like the vine of the year
deep?!
@@mikkek7555 like the duet was supposed to be sad but… he’s taking a shit and he didn’t read great gatsby
@@striker774 I get your point tho I don't see anything deep really
@@mikkek7555 ight bet so I made a poor choice of words
whats this guys name
0:34 The way he says “Hello?”because of the long pause and then she stops for a second before continuing just makes this feel so real ❤
_"Guys i didn't say none of this, stop quoting me!"_
_-Sun Tzu, Art of War._
The way he says "shit" is so soft and gentle
Its almost sensual, but only almost... thankfully
"Read Book?! I am taking a shit!"
Had me rolling 😂
“Which book”
*I couldn’t stop laughing for a good 3 mins*
@@cz_08 believe it
Me too I can't stop laughing
And others solid 10 min reading the comments 🤣
same here
"what a dumb b*tch" got me rollimg💀
"WhAt A DuMb BeTcH😒" got me roll in🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now that is another timeless masterpiece for the internet to enjoy
His accent makes it more funnier in a good way
That *Who!?* made me laugh.😂💀
Full script:
"HEY!"
"Um sorry... this might a dumb question, but where are you right now?"
"I am in the toilet, taking a shid... I had mexican food for breakfast"
"Really?"
"Yes, it was that mexican place."
"What book are you reading then?"
"Book?, no I am taking a shid. It stinks"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes I can smell it, i wish I was dead right now"
"You know you shouldn't be saying those things so casually considering that I am in your place right now and you are not reading the great gatsby"
"WH-WHICH BOOK!?, I am taking a shid"
"Are you with her right now?"
"WHO?, who?"
"Goodbye Sam we're done-"
"WHO!?"
...*intense music*...
"What aa dumb bidch!"
Thx I really needed this 🙏😔
you forgot for the "hello" before "You know you shouldn't be saying those...."
He said “v-vead a book? I’m taking a shid.”
Damn bro, its not like all of this was in the video
She said "goodbye sam have a good life we're done"
I love how he sings "IM TAKING A SHIT"
"Yesh i kan smell it, i wish i was dead rite now"
Wise words from a wise man.
Best cinematic masterpiece ive ever seen.
The fact that he shows no emotions while saying "Yes, it stinks. I wish i was dead right now." makes it even funnier.
This guy makes these so much better, it woulda been so cringy without him, thank you
The Academy has been really quiet since this dropped out!
khan academy?
@@Homophonic lol...Academy Awards (Oscars)
@@AdityaX2703 LMAOOOOOOO
He might have killed the Academy with the smell
"no im taking a shit"
-Lao Tzu, The road to success
"What a dumb b"😂💀
Best line ever
"Where are you?"
"I'm IN the toilet"
I suppose toilets in Pakistan are designed differently.
he cleaning sewer water
Some people call the bathroom a toilet
Your pfp explains the comment
@@whyBecause or just WC
"I'm in the toilet taking a shit"
hes taking shit in the sewers
I love when he glances at his phone the first time, trying to come up with some explanation for the conversation.
He is so incredible at acting, and oh my gosh the improvising... should definitely win an oscar.
This has enriched my life in ways I cannot convey sufficiently through words.
“WHICHH BOOK?!”
The sudden volume kills me everytime 🤣
"I wish i was not alive right now" so true mr. Shitso
The three "hoo" at the end got me lmaoo
I've already seen this over a hundred times, and it is not enough 😂😂😂
A fact: You didn't search for this, RUclips recommended it for you
Incorrect
@@mjj8207 dont tell me your search history...
This guy is such a hilarious goober
- The way he’s oblivious to what the girl is actually talking about
- The way he slowly becomes more panicked as she speaks about a book
- The fact that when he says “shit,” it’s sounds so perfectly cut when it’s not lmfao 🤣
0:32 this interruption makes it even more genuine
This is the biggest villain backstory ever!
0:45 I like how he just says "Who??" then looks at the phone and says "Who??" again😂😂
How he delivers the lines so perfectly whilst keeping a straight face is magic
Dont forget he also takes a dump while doing all that 1🥲
mexican food for breakfast? livin on the edge my man
Yoo this is priceless, the last line had me dying
"who? whoooo?" was so wholesome. LMao
10/10 acting. I felt the emotions going through his head. Truly such a Oscar winning performance from the man.
the “ shet” is js really funny😭😭😭
"what a dumb b- " at last 😂😂😂😂😂
Accurate because At first she said "This might be a dumb question"
This is kinda scary because this was my top recommendation while I was sitting in the toilet taking a shit. Matrix moment
"matrix" -🤡🤓
Generation of clowns
@@berjoxhn5142 What 💀
@@berjoxhn5142 bro you're not supposed to deep throat the boot 🥾
@@berjoxhn5142???
Bro has 69 likes on this comment