I Dont Want Kids | Anirban Dasgupta stand up comedy
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- Опубликовано: 29 янв 2017
- Live show tickets: anirbandasgupta.com
Jokes about not wanting to have kids. Ever.
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Credits:
Video produced by: Myoho Films (www.myohofilms.in)
Shot by: Chinmay Samnani, Sandeep Mishra & Gaurav Anand
Produced & Edited by: Karan Asnani
Sound recording: Bharat Jhangiani
Sound mixing: Eclectic Universe and Nanak Bhatia
Special thanks: Sourav Ghosh and Abish Mathew
Location courtesy : Canvas Laugh Club, Mumbai.
Follow here: / anirbandasgupta5
Email : anirban.dasgupta5@gmail.com
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Just released one hour of new stand-up comedy in my special Take It Easy. On Amazon Prime. Do watch it.
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Anirban Dasgupta watched it couple of days ago, loved it.. amazing
Anirban Dasgupta awesome
Anirban Dasgupta bokachoda was the best ...
Anirban - were you into sales? Worked in HDFC 15 years back?
Btw Anirban, Bacha hua kya? 😂
I am so happy to see that finally not wanting to have kid is not an issue anymore. People like us exist !!!
True, I'm trying to make my parents understand this is normal. ..... I'm married for 7 years.
@@delectable6396 I have been married for 6 years.. I get bullied by my parents every day. Could you share some tips with me?
Can't explain how glad I am to find few like minded ppl..but in all honesty my parents never even asked but...neighbours relatives n sometimes even random like a company HR to be precise asking me about family planning was the real nightmare! 😕😤💔
People are more worried about others life in India let couple live there life...
Same here sister haha
Thank you so much everyone for watching, commenting and sharing. Next video coming up next week. :)
Anirban Dasgupta that was hilarious!
Anirban Dasgupta .. hey .. apka baby hua kya.. i really want to knw
I came back after 6 months to this video and your channel to know Baccha hua kya !!
Anirban brooo you wont believe i have the same problem with my wife 😂 And i said the exact things you said in the video! But yes, we dont have control over it at all 😂
Started watching you yesterday. Amazing you are! Best part is you are calmly hillllarious!!! ☺
Having children is a choice. Not everyone wants or needs children. People want different things in life and people need to accept that.
Nikita Roza people do it's not really an issue he should have had a tall about this with his wife before marriage
I read your name as Airbnb
me too
same
Samira Sarin this is only time I have commented on his video. can you tell other ones that I commented on?
standupprogrammer same here fuck..😂😂😂
standupprogrammer same!
Get a dog. That's about halfway. All the love and no school fees 🤣🤣
Fir aunty ko maternity leave koun dega???
@@_sadritaa_9015 no baby no maternity leave required.. aur bahut vacation hai enjoy karne ke liye 😂
@@LajjaGandhi yeah
Why not adopt a child
I have been having dogs for over a decade now... Never wanted kids never really interested me and now I'm just in a good state of mind with my dogs.. Kids no thank you
Gosh as someone who definitely doesn't want children ever and has been married for 5 years I totally understand! My partner and I are being constantly badgered too! But keep fighting, soldier! 😂
I’m a guy who never wants kids. Yes we exist 👍
Same here I m boy
Nice to know
Just don't get married
@@fushmontor5517 why not?
@@shrutikoli7174 that's the end game.
Ek Jan Kam hai Team Mein !!!😂
I feel you broh. Don't want kids too... And its so weird that every guy I meet wants kids! Like wtf.
Angela Ds not alone bro
Liton Kazi
So someone who has different opinions to you obviously must be speaking "complete rubbish". Your comment says a lot more about you than it does anyone else. 🐸☕
Liton Kazi dear if someone doesn't want kids its 'not rubbish' its there choice... And they have the rights to make choices.. Its totally there life, they can do what they want to do with it
Liton Kazi
It's not a trend, it's a personal choice. Not everyone should have Kids, the world is already overpopulated and that isn't going to help. Would you rather they didn't raise a child and be happy or raise a child that they didn't want and be miserable and the child wouldn't even get enough love. Just let people live the way they want to, it has nothing to do with you.
Angela Ds You should marry this guy then. His wife, he and you all would be happy.
Hum do, chalo ab so - New Quotation :P
Lol
I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?! ~ homer simpson
I came here after months only to find out, Bachha hua hai ya nahin?😂
Anandi Joshi exactly 9 months.. 😂
So what's the answer? Don't make me Google this now come on! xD
@@aradhyagoel2544 I found you
I come here every now and then, i even check his fb page 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haha
Anirban has a kid now...
“You destroyed the very thing you were supposed to save!!!!”
Middle ground : pet! :D
crazycurlzXD accurate
Spot on!
Exactly!!!
Spot fucking on !!
Ur wife's Savage level is on top when" she says irritate mat Karo jab karna hoga karlungi "
😁😂
How much crime against women is explained by this?
One of the most underrated comedians. hope this one gets viral. All the very best :)
My grand uncle, then two aunts and now me - all single and childfree for life.😇
that's amazing you have freedom for life do what you want and enjoy your time on earth.
Vow😍😍
Hey where are you from ????
@@fashionglobally.2075 I am from Gujarat.
@@anewlife5846 wow india me gujrat me bhi aise log hai aisi thinking hai thats amazing 🙏🙏🙏
Ek mil nhi rha!!! :D
Bhai mere jldi nayi video upld kro.. 👍🏻👍🏻
I can totally relate to your thoughts... I can't even find a frjend who is aligned to my thoughts let alone find a partner to marry.
Join an anti-natalist group and you might find like minded people. 👍🏼
👍👍👍
irritate mat karo jab karna hoga to karlungi😂😂
Difference between karlungi and karwalungi ;)
@@YugandharBhalbar lol
I am happy to see that people like u exist... it's not necessary to marry or have bby..
Vasectomy dude.
Shrey Rupani hahaha... best comment
Even I don't want kids .. do people like me exist ?
+king srk marrage isn't an agreement. . yes if we both fall for each other and realise can bare each other for life .. but no kids .. (matter of choice)
+king srk oh why so ?
shweta uppal my daughter does not want kids and that's ok
+Cecilia Lopez-Solis (Cici) here in India it is not kind of 😐 then it's very hard to find who will still love me 😳
shweta uppal do you love yourself. if you love yourself and your God then you are fine. a baby will never bring happiness if the child is not wanted.
Actually arinab i have seen a family last year they have a very strange thing is they have 7 kids and her elder daughter and mother both admitted to hospital at the same time for deliver a kid...
🤢🤮
He is Anirban😔...not arinab☺️
😂😂
Maternity leave to avoid boss😂😂😂😂
You are one of the best standup comedians i've ever come across....there are several more no doubt,but u nail it with your innocent face and with the mixture of calmness and wit in ur expressions...keep moving forward 👍👍
We're r u Bhai, come back, I feel like I was sleeping all these year's, 2 din pehle aapka video dekha and I became ur fan in the very first video(Afreen Afreen), now I have completed watching all urs videos, plz upload many more, it makes my day complete
Clean and intelligent humour! Thumbs up 👍👍
Dude you're really good. This should be watched by more people.
A legend is born..too good bro...I also don't want a kid lol
Finally he has a kid...😅
HI ANIRBAN,
EVERY INDIAN SHOULD BE LIKE YOU. :-)
RESPECT AND SALUTE FOR NOT INCREASING POPULATION. :-)
Exactly, when they have a girl they want a boy so they keep having children till boy comes. Narrow mind
@@Mostviralvidoes true that.. Let's bring change
Why would I want to bring a child in this world full of suffering
HE HAS A KID NOW!!! Congratulations Anirban ❤️🥳
Is this for real?? How do you know?
I came here to say the same thing
Anirban ko bacha hogya
Anirban ko bachha ho gya
🤣🤣🤣🤣 he should've choose his partner better. He lost in the battle 🤣🤣
Haha this was so good!!! Thanks for cracking me up.
same pinch Anirban! But ,u r too lucky that u r guy,if it was girl ,she wud hav been rejected from society!
tsunade pg ur so right
Find another society, move on to different places.
Then we need to make a new society or rather fuck the society. Like wtf... Its my uterus and my hubby's sperm and I will not let it fertilise. Do whatever the fuck you want in the world but I'm not having a baby. So, just fuck off. 😂
I'm also never gonna have kids. And that's what I'll tell everyone out there who pisses me off
@@Shivangi1524 You don't want to have kids ever? Can I ask about the mentality behind this? I'm curious.
@@madhumatikhobaragade2651 i just don't like kids and I would definitely not want one to spoil my figure and a complete year of my life. All those struggles of morning sickness, labor pain, stretch marks, spoiled relationship with hubby(i already have tonnes of mood swings and with this pregnancy thing going on... It's gonna be even worse and I'm not interested in spoiling whatever i have with my hubby for a baby) I'm a fitness freak and I've worked very hard to lose my weight, so yeah... I just can't afford to gain weight again and go through all the pain all over again.... Diet and everything
Anirban is contributing to the solution of overpopulation in India,we need more Anirbans in this country.
Subscribed to your channel just because I'm personally invested in your life now. Great strategy man!
"har Diwali pe naya Ram"....fatiye diecho GURU 👍👍👍
I've discovered a gem. Subscribed!
It was funny and relatable 😂 also thought provoking.. everyone's reproductive rights should be respected
The most clean and best comedy have come through... Keep it up Anirban
Raise your hand if you are watching this video after Anirban became a father😂😂😂😂
You are brilliant man, so nice to see a video coming up from you after such a long time gap.
RUclips pe viral nahi ho raha hai😂😂😂
One of the best video that I've seen in a long time, usually people yell these days unlike you.
that was hilarious dude. keep up the good work.
What if his wife's boss sees this video? xP
Bhumika Gupta , boss apna bachha isko de dega
Are you the boss by any chance?
Its scripted ...
irritate mat karo.. jab karwana hoga karwa legi
@@akankshasingh1863 lol
Congratulations Anirban!! Akhir jeet wife ki hi hui😀😀
This was totally amazing😂😂😂😂.. keep it up dude👍👍👍....
Love your easygoing style of comedy bro.
Watching this nine months after it was posted. Anirban, bachha hua kya?
Yes! Journey of a joke completed successfully! Much love Dada 💚
I like the way you represent, crisp and compact. Nice. 😊😄
Damn dude your funny...
please upload more often...
Anirban ko baccha hua kya?
its a joke boss
Go to his show and find out. This should be a quora thread 😜😂
nd now u hv a baby !!!! Congrats
Awesome stuff dude.. looking forward to more videos
Dada ek number..
Seriously loved it
Congratulations on ur baby girl
Turn on English captions.The Hindi sentences are so Funny!!!
I am watched your videos for last 2 days & i'm already a fan....
I am LOVING your videos!!!!
I saw this live at Chaiwaala in Kolkata
My family is always like if you won't have a kid then no one will gonna marry you and you will end up alone for ever 😂
Well i don't know why i am writting it here but anyways..... i don't care 🤷
you are a very talented comedian.....and keep uploading more
Sir, you're really good!!!
How come I always read his name "Airbnb" !?
Congrats Anirban Bhai ❣️
Fan from your fanbase 😂🙌
Awesome man. Want more pls .
Super.....why not a million view on his single video.....loved till end keep up good work.....
Umm where are all the men who don't want children? I'm waiting 😂
HONE WALE BACCHE KI TARIF ABHI SE.. WAAH
Loved it very much......
I just love u for this video of yours
Finally Building ke team ko ek aur player mil gaya! 🤣 Congratulations @Anirban !
Arinban 1.2 million views , that's viral :). Your content is really good👍 and those numbers will keep going up. Kudos ✌️
great man..simply
jokes on daily stuffs .....you are awsome sir
I’ve been married for 4 years now, never planning to have a kid
How did you convinced your family mate
Man imagine if you do have a kid in the future and he grows up and watches this video titled "i don't want kids"😂😂
Ho gya isko bachha
Omg same! I dont want kids ...,not even one !🙂✌️❤️
So realistic man😂😂😂😂
Even I don't want kids.🤓
Anirban wasn't born, he was downloaded by his parents from craigslist.
Ah finally a fellow statesman in the comments list, Kyamonacho O' BONDHO!!!
No he was ordered on flipkart during diwali sale.
@@baphometwingsof666 😂😂
I loved this one!! lol lol lol
No kids due to struggle and environment crisis....... people are unaware of environmental issues we are gonna face
I think we should create a facebook page about this childfree by choice and people who think they fall in this segment should connect on it. I would love to create one.
Hi already such groups and communities exist in Facebook, Reddit, and other social media.
Do join if interested.
He was right lmao he does build his fan base this way. I came back to see if he had a kid
very funny anirban. Actually, its story of my life too..
Genuinely Awesome
*FAAD THA BRO*
pls upload more!!😊😊
I don't want kids either , instead i want to adopt several homeless kids or people .....
I like the way you did... cool...
bro...i felt you are saying what my life is all about..and its like i thought i am the only human in the world who thinks so... now i know i am not the unicorn
You are so cute. You are really cute. AAAAH CUTIEEEEE ♡
Talking about these things usually means a potential partner in India just stops all conversations.
Awesome ! ROTFL 😂😂😂
hilarious!! subscribed!❤