Condoms, Chemists And Contraceptives In India | Standup Comedy By Varun Thakur
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- Опубликовано: 1 дек 2018
- Varun Thakur's standup tells you about the awkwardness of buying condoms in India- from the bizarre flavours offered to the terms people use to describe condoms. He tells you why 'chemist' is a wrong term adopted by the Indian population as well as the harsh brand names contraceptives have!
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Indian parents logic : *Paracetamol* for everything
Crocin also
@@gamer23csrip60 crocin is paracetamol
So true
It's only to be used under medical prescription as it's a anaesthetic it may cause adverse effects
Not only Indian broo!! Pakistani parents also do the same😂😂😂
Me: What to do if you have cold?
Google: You have cancer.
Google updated: you have a disease in which there is a severe loss of the body's cellular immunity, greatly lowering the resistance to infection and malignancy, called AIDS
🤣
Nope now its corona 😁
Yeah Its Fuckin True If You Google Any Disease You'll end Up Having Cancer Im Like Seriously..😆
you have CORONA
The googleing symptoms is 💯 so true... Cause once I googled that I have headache and dizziness so then it showed I have brain cancer 😂😂
I had constipation and google first result was colon cancer 😅
Like dude
@@user-lehsun-le-garib 😂😂😂😂
Mhmm facts
@@_amal__saji_ 😌
My uncle is a doctor so i asked him why you write like shitt on papers , he replied if i write clearly the people will start judging me that this doctor is not experinced 😂😂😂😂😂
pro gamer move
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I am a pharmacist and I loved it 😂😂🔥🔥
Fucking disgrace
Dwayne Johnson 0 I’ll slap the shit outta you pussy ass bitch
Thank god you're not a chemist
@@Malwabloc why so???
@@Shady-he1ei bro i don't know that was from a year ago lol
I’m a doctor and my handwriting is not that bad☺️😊😂😂😂totally enjoyed it...had a long day at work n after this video I feel refreshed
Same mine too...I have a calligraphy handwriting
@@drsanb5804 I'll visit your clinic to see 😝
Same mine too ❤️😹
@Yo whats Up bro ab kaisa hain??
Today I saw the pharmacy Wellness Forever 😂 at Vashi........dukan KO dekhte hi hassi aagayi
Sec 9 😂
shabri😂
I stayed there for 9 years. Never saw that shop. May be it was opened recently.
😂😂😂😂👏👏👏
There's another in Kandivali west, near Grovel mall
My mom used to give me dabur honeytus for everything. EVERYTHING. For a cough, fever, even injuries and when i got jaundice, my mum gave me honeytus for a month;)
Same
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ask her if it will work for Corona Too?😂
😂😂😂😂
I like how he starts with logical jokes on Pharmacy and then slow take the conversation to insecurities of Indian Public
6:22 that guy's laugh in the background 😂
You realise Varun doesn't know chemistry when he says "Hydrogen Dioxide" 😂😂😂
@@sugar6467 Chemical formula of water is "H2O" not "HO2"..that was an "L" bro. Better luck next time!!
@@sugar6467 Dihydrogen monoxide it is, not hydrogen dioxide. Someone else needs to learn their chemistry better.
😂
Lol... Nice try buddy...
How does it even matter? He is sitting at 100K+ subscribers while you're at just 1.
guys the reason he is re-uploading old videos is cus those were uploaded by SnG Comedy
now he is uploading these vids for the first time on HIS PAGE
Sab uss taklu ki vaje se
@@deveshverma996 hua kya tha btw
*7:01** A RANDOM GIRL JUST SAYS CHII*
A Pharmacist is more than a guy who know where the medicine are kept or can decipher the doctors prescription.
But I always watch your videos.
Brown otto he is talking about the compounders
Exactlyyyyy! I was searching! There is a complete diploma fr tht 😂😂🤦
How can "Pichla Mahina ka Paap" will make you "Agle Mahine ka Baap" ...... Start asking questions Varun😂😂
Exactly what happened to 8 months in between 😂
@@sonalidalal3392 Leave about 8 how months.. why would a "BAAP" go for a pregnancy test? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Baskin Robbins 😂
Seriously bro😂😂
That's so hilarious dude, great sense of humour varun.
One of the many reasons why Indians are exclusive😂😂 Our style is always hatke😂
No. Dude..
Pharmacists know All preperation, uses, dosage, prescription and side effects etc of all drugs..
In India, due to flaws in education pharmacists are allowed to dispense and compound in Pharmacy.
But outside india Pharmacist can write prescription and prescribe medicines to the patient.. 😉
Nope they can't you still need a Prescription from gp (doctor)
In foreign countries pharmacist can prescribe drugs
Me: Remedies for hairfall
Google: What about cancer? Have you considered having cancer? Well, it can be seasonal as well. Conclusion- Might be cancer.
I am pharmacy student and I know how hard it is. You just can't disrespect any profession. We not only open shops. We manufacture medicine. We know a medicine more than a doctor
No you don't know more than a doctor 😂
@@altruistic6081 As if you know everything.
@Jayashree Chowdhury meant not to disrespect any profession
@@altruistic6081 they actually do learn medicine. And everytime you ask them for liquid medicine (especially in homeopathy) they actually mix the medicine according to prescription. Do you know how dangerous it can be if the percentage of med changes while mixing? Pharmacists, nurses, dentists are underappreciated a lot but they actually learn a lot too.
@@altruistic6081 actually we do. Doctors obviously know more about the disease but we know more about the medicines. A medicine is not just the active ingredient you know, there are other excipients involved which actually affect the action of the api, and doctors dont know about them. We also learn the chemical structure of every drug and different functional groups and their positioning affects pretty much everything. So yes, pharmacists know way more about the medicines .
@@Hithere03 There's a lot of difference between knowing chemical structure and prescribing medicines. As I already mentioned both are unique in their own field and I don't disrespect any profession. I have seen pharmacists who think they know everything and can prescribe anything they want. I would tell you one story. An acquaintance of mine had conjunctivitis and the pharmacist prescribed steroid eye drops. There was deterioration and later the doctor said it's beyond repair and the patient became blind. Later they removed one of his eyes. There are many such incidents I know where the pharmacist goes on to think himself to be a doctor since he/she studied just about the medicine without knowing what implications it could have on the disease.
7:00 "SHEE" The girls reaction when she heard about Sabudana flavoured condoms.
I don't want to google my symptoms because then I've cancer😂😂😂😂😂. This is the actual truth . Google will give you mini attacks before suggesting solution😂😂
The inimitable Varun strikes again...You are unstoppable Bro...Keep it up.
🤣😂😂 i was also actually surprised when I first came to Delhi there was Chemist and not pharmacy written on it on a PHARMACY 😅bc there we don't called chemist in North-East India.. But now I called it chemist 🤣
Lol
Only thing that makes me feel better, when I am sick is your videos 🤣🤣 please keep posting
You are just amazing... keep it up bro...
Hydrogen dioxide?
That's not a thing.
Dihydrogen monoxide is..
Ok this video is made up of non existential things so 😂😂😂😂
Isiliye tu gareeb scientist hai🤣🤣🤣
@@syedavez7692 gyaan ki gareebi sabse badi
r/woosh
dihydrogen monoxide is water
Old or new doesn't matter, but do increase the frequency of uploads. Want to enjoy more of your work. 👍🏽
Hats off to all the pharmacists.....even if the doctor just give a scribble with no damn meaning....the pharmacist will "decipher" the medicine out of it...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How many of u r reading the caption being u know english 😅
Too much....goodyyy yaar....just laughing stilll....carry on buddy....
Always rocking performance🖤🖤🖤🖤..!!! Please upload more vedios
You're my favorite comedian 🤩
Amazingly awesome.
Love this😍😍👍👍
Too good yaar !! Keep it up .
Loved it ❤❤😄😄
Best standup 😂😂
Dude not all over in india it is chemist. In kerala it is pharmacy
It's Pharmacy in Assam too!
Bruh can we stop trying to say which state calls it pharmacy or chemist . if we say so it doesn't matter bout the state its bout the ppl living there
In Tamil Nadu also
i just wrote this in a comment above. we in kerala have pharmacy and/or medical store. no one calls it chemist. XD
But chemist does mean pharmacist. So it's not a mistake and it's British usage so there's no way his friend in London would be shocked like he said 😁
He's hilarious!! Why didn't I pull out in time 72:))
Man, he should have been a pharmacist, toh mein har roz jati medicine lene inse😂😂😂
My word, you are the best comedian in India.
but in Kerala we call it Pharmacy or Medical Store. Though i have seen some places have the "Chemist and Druggist" written in small letters underneath the store name. But we definitely call all of them Pharmacy or Medical Store and the people who work there as Pharmacist. its my first time hearing them being called Chemist. the wonders of India. each place is different and unique in its own way XD
😂😂😂 completely awesome
Amazing guy.. 😂hilarious😂😂🤣
Amazing comedy yarr ❤️❤️🔥
Chemists do have many other qualifications other than knowing just where the medicines are kept
Chemists...?? Or did you want to say" pharmacist"..??
@@arfarishtanahida1538 chemists is a synonymous word of pharmacist.... Go and check it out in dictionary
@@cazzarusnat1912 fine.. If u say so..
@@cazzarusnat1912 You're right, and it's British. So there's no way his friend in London would be surprised. Maybe the Americans would be.
It was amazingggg🤣🤣🤣🤣
u are d best man !
This is the best comedy ive even seen
Superb 😍😍😍
U nailed it 🔥
Really amazing bro🤣😂😂✌🏻💫♥️
You've been so kind, I'll tell you.
It's all in the BREATHING. ❤️
U r simply Genius..
You nailed it
You are just amazing
I'm a pharmacy final year student and gng to complete my UG nxt month and it's really difficult to do this...trust me just Medicinal chemistry and pharmacology subjs are enough to destroy all the happiness in life...we read loots of drugs than docs it's true!!! We are the ppl who discovers new drug molecules and manufactures all medicines and also does R&D works as well...we actually learn and do lots of stuff other than pharmacy shops. Hope u all the people respects all professions.
FUN FACT: pharmacists are the ppl who are manufacturing all the different types of medicines starting from vit-tabs to anti-biotics ur using right now in this covid pandemic...so hope we will able to serve the nation in every situation and this pandemic would end soon.
Do the people standing behind pharmacy counter have the degree ?
@@freddiem6805 depends on the mindset of owner
Hilarious and true at the same time 😁😄
4:23 - ladki use karti hai prega news she can't be BAAP... 😂😂😂😂
omg poor Rahul 😂😂 I laughed so much... this video is hilarious 🖤😂🤣
Bro u really nailed it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Awesome
This guy is really good at it ..... 😂😂😂 insane🤣
Accidentally found you. Found you hilarious!!
You are simply amazing
There can be different names for the same thing in English. For eg, in India we use two words to describe the machine installed in buildings which takes us across floors: Lift or Elevator. The former comes from British English while the latter from American English.
Honestly haven't heard any Indian saying chemist!
Very true man
Omg..its hilarious dude😄😄😄
Best one i have ever seen.
Sir this video is awesome
Too good man 👍🏻👍🏻😅😂
Nailed it bro
Awesome brother
Loveleyyyyyyyyyy❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In England we say Chemist and Pharmacy. 😶
I love it Varun Thakur
True video man:)
I never heard of standing comedy before where are these people from did it happen in Andhra Pradesh it's very cool and awesome
Damn it is just epic 🤣
You are amazing excellent 👏👏👏
So good😂
Grt content
Amazing
love You Varun
Oh the holy shit😂😂.The last line he said literally made me unrestrained😂😂
hahaha that was sooo fraking awesomee
Fuckin awesome😂😂😂😂 enjoyed a lot especially at last...🤣🤣🤣
He is my fav😉
Varoon on wheels..
A travel channel.. lot of varoon in indian
Killer comedian 🔥🔥 hatts off you 👍
U know what after hearing this I am in love with you
Ur commentary is gr8
Damn ........sabudana flavored condom.....gimme the no. Of the pharmacist who delivers that🤣🤣🤣🤣i just want to give a try man😂
😅...nice one buddy
U r amazing sir
"Mera pet khrab hai grammar nai" Hilarious 😂 😂
You effin broke it down 👍😂
Super.....