That naughty boy Sephiroth is in Smash bros
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- Опубликовано: 12 дек 2020
- Sephiroth is a naughty man who kill people to death, does belong in smash broin though?
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The implication of Sephiroth sleeping with a cute night cap and having nightmares about failing to murder people speaks volumes about his character
And then also pissing himself
It's all about self care lol
I don't know why, that he's character has an aura of killing intent that I forgot there is no blood in Nintendo's games and also immediately think that he stabbed Mario.
@@markoscalleno4891 Does Fire Emblem count? It does have some mild blood :V
@@CamMcCoy87 TRUE
Sepheroth: not allowed to stab anyone.
Meanwhile Ridley's Trailer: crushes Mario's skull and impales MegaMan.
Tbf, he did oneshot galeem. Sephiroth had the power for absolute blood if Cloud didn’t show up.
It's like the "I can talk bad about my mom but no one else can" kinda thing. Ridley is a Nintendo character killing Nintendo characters. Or in Megaman's case, a Nintendo character killing a non Nintendo character.....in a Nintendo game.
@@Ragiroth i think it’s also possible that they wanted the reference to sephiroth stabbing cloud but with mario- but something as gruesome and detailed would be weird. It’s mario!! With ridleys trailer, it’s not very detailed.
@@matthewfanous8468 Yeah that's a good point as well. The silhouette effect in Ridley's helps make it look less gruesome.
@@Ragiroth Not to mention that when Mega-Man was impaled, it's not as bad because he's a robot
*violently stabs Cloud several times over*
Cloud: WHY?!?
Sephiroth: Because Nintendo won’t let me stab anyone else.
Sephiroth: Also let's be real. You'd be stabbed regardless anyway, so
Thank me later.
*nintendo.*
Lol
Now sora too
Here's a fun fact: it was square's idea, not Nintendo or sakuri.
Therapist: No Mustache Mario isn't real, he can't hurt you
No Mustache Mario: 0:03
it's baffling to me that I missed such an obvious thing haha, thanks for letting me know
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He looks like a middle aged Stephen Universe
Sephiroth can shave off mario's mustache but unable to kill him lol
Sephiroth just cut it off.
Never thought I'd feel bad that Sephiroth can't murder but here we are
Same!
I guess stabbing people is where Nintendo draws the line, but breaking someone's neck is totally fine
@@zmx132457 wait I might be awfully dense right now but in what Nintendo property does someone snap somebody's neck ?
@@plasticcheese7068 snake
@@phrase4696 yeah but that's not a Nintendo property. Can he snap necks in smash ? I don't play has him that much.
The amount of damage he's doing to everyone's drip is probably worse than just murdering them
Drip?
@@syweb2 urban youth speak for outfit/clothes.
Yeah, like why continue living when some evanessence looking ass man slashes your overalls and makes you from video game icon to homeless italian.
@@strike123456789 thats cap
Seph is slowly raising the rating of this game by undressing everyone. We all know how this will end.
everyone: scared and confused
Kirby: T H A T S A N I C E J A C K E T M A T E
Therapist: Australian Sephiroth Kirby isn’t real, he can’t hurt you!
Aussie Sephiroth Kirby: THA’S A NOICE JACKET MATE 😅
It seems were the only ones who commented on this
*M 8*
The deadpan tone makes it 10 times better 😂😂
Kirby doesn’t concern himself about being stabbed by such weaklings
Sephiroth: I fear no man, but that thing
*rated e for everyone*
Sephiroth: it scares me
rare sighting
Smash is Sephiroth's personal hell where he can't kill anybody or anything
That’s amazing
Galeem
Don't forget how Captain Falcon killed those Pikmins in Brawl. Or how Tabuu and Master Core died.
@@mysterycupofjoe2670 Or how Ridley killed Mario and Mega Man in his reveal trailer, or Luigi was killed by Death in Simon and Richter's reveal trailer.
I guess they had to tone it down because of CERO.
He came to make Cloud suffer, but in the end it was only he who suffered.
Sephiroth’s goal is to basically commit global genocide, so not being able to kill anyone would definitely be his biggest nightmare lol.
All I want is to send people into the lifestream
*cries in mako energy*
if he can't kill a cute flower seller any soldier is a bit daunting for sure
Don't be silly, he doesn't want to _genocide_ , he isn't discriminate with his killing!
@@faxjam No cost too great, huh?
There's actually a word for it.
"Terracide"
A word I literally only know exists because I was trying to explain how evil Sephiroth is lol.
Sephiroth had to ask his mom nicely if he could hang out in Smash bros.
And Jenova responded with a resounding “Wait like 5 years.” Just like on the original FFVII!
Since sephiroth did G O O D B O I stuff, like committing mass genocide, jenvoa let him.
Fun fact: jenvoa is partly sephiroth's mother, can't forget about Vincent and that other girl I ALWAYS FORGET HER NAME.
@Roger Martí Gonzalvo thank you my guy
Mummy said is my turn
Sepiroth : you can't defeat me
Cloud : I know but he can
Nintendo family friendly policy :
Moral of the story: the best matchup against Sephiroth is Suspenders and Straps.
Nope
you monster
So that's why Square Enix started designing main characters with 84 belts
@@Astravora 86. Come on.
And ties and belts
Syphilis is real funny when he miss his sword. I with in the real game Grout didn't omnislash him.
Grout omnislap siphylins, I do a cry almost every single time
XDD
Syphilis!? 😂😂
Syphilis MVP.
Syphilis???
There is only one thing that can stop Sephiroth: Nintendo family friendly policy
Move over holy and knights of the round...
And Kirby, probably Bayonetta, not sure, but definitely Kirby
@@leoistari And Cloud and Shulk
@@leoistari well bayonetta was bitch slap by his sword in his revealed
@@leoistari And Palutena, Steve, Sonic and Captain Falcon (if he had the creation belt).
*fights Kirby*
Sephiroth: I have encountered a being whose power eclipses my own
That was nice of Kirby to let him live.
Kirby is surprisingly forgiving, the squeak squad incident was do to different writers who don't understand the character.
He liked the jacket so it was a trade off
Kirbyroth
@@ilikegames828 What's the Squeak Squad incident? I thought Daroach was still alive
@@maverickrobinson5521 yeah but Kirby just attacked Dedede after his cake got stolen even though he doesn’t canonically do that anymore I’m pretty sure
He ain’t wrong, that’s a pretty dope ass jacket
It is a dope ass jacket
indeed
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fr tho
@@mysticpebbles9652 I love how deep and British Kirby sounds
Sephiroth: "Now... I shall give Smash despair!"
Mario: "You don't know true despair, little boy. You don't know what it's like to have a nemesis for over 35 years. Who takes the people you love away from you every damn year while you're unable to adequately punish him. Or *kill* him. Make him regret that he's been such an awful piece of Goomba. Tell me, Sephiroth... who will truly feel despair at the end of the day? Us, who have learned to cope with this repetitive nightmare? Or you, who has just entered the nightmare...? Wahoo!"
Wow!
Fr though why is nobody talking about how is down air is him killing Aerith
Gotta terrorize cloud as much as possible
Oh, he's been using that in games for a WHILE, particularly in Dissidia. It even has a name: Hell's Gate.
SPOILERS FOR FFVII REMAKE
And yes, he does use it in the boss fight against him in FFVII R.
Because Aerith is the video game equivalent of Bambi's mother.
@@PolarPhantom
Yes, thank you.
One of Sephiroth’s MANY signature moves is a finishing blow, not unlike Link’s by the way.
*Down Aerith
He climbed out from the fires of Hell to exact his revenge on Cloud. Little did he know, he would soon chase him into some place even worse.
In Smash... there are far greater monsters than he could have ever dreamed of...
*Camera Zooms in on Kirby*
POYO
Reminds me of Frieza’s persona hell. Just pop this guy in any animal crossing or Yoshi stage and see how well he fits.
Poyo is not a force of good, nor a force of evil.
Trivial things such as morality do not worry a supreme being.
There is only hunger. Ravenous.
Increasing. Ceaseless.
For the world could never satisfy his hunger, it conjured several warriors, to stop him.
And all in vain.
Kingdom hearts
For what I would believe to be the first time ever, Cloud is laughing his ass off at this
Contrary to popular belief, people do not die when they are killed
Someone inform Shirou
Ridley: *Aggressively smug look on his face*
So we're just all gonna ignore the fact that Sephiroth pissed himself... Ight bet.
You are the only comment that mentions this lol
Was looking for someone to mention that.
It’s a side effect of his Post Traumatic Sephiroth Disorder.
Poor Sephy
what if it was something else ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@nobody7931 well no because they proved he only wet himself by putting that last Nintendo family seal at the end
that is a pretty nice jacket
mate.
Mate
M8
*mate*
Mate
I love how they straight up murdered Luigi, but Sephiroth can't even injure Mario.
Mario has been injured enough
Oh yeah, Mario has brain damage, can't forget about that 🙂
0:16 for those wondering the song is called "goodnight until tomorrow" part of the final fantasy 7 ost
THANNNNK YOOOOOU
Ridley: *Laughs in background while tearing mega man to pieces.*
Recall that Ridley got to impale Mega Man and crush Mario's skull like an orange.
True, and in the reveal trailer for Simon and Richter, Luigi was killed by Death (as the monster who is Castlevania's grim reaper separated his spirit from his body).
Yea. Because Ridley is just that badass. lol.
@@Hunter_Snowfang or he needed it to look badass maybe sephiroth didn't miss maybe he was just flexing that he doesn't need to kill to be a badass and just is one big brain time
Are we just gonna forget that King K. Rool split the back of King Dedede's head open with his claws, then later got fucking crushed by Banjo, who stomped upon Duck Hunt just a few minutes earlier?
TBF, Sephiroth literally cut Galeem in two at the beginning of his trailer.
so everyone gonna ignore how fast this person animated this or-
Beautiful isn't it
It's kind of terrifying.... Almost a minute of coloured frame by frame animation in only a few days.
my evening fap was sacrificed to make this before the meme passed
@@faxjam I believe you
@@faxjam Also subscribing 😂😂😂😂
Cloud: May I offer you dis pear during these trying times?
Sephiroth: i cant even kill in this game
Joker who cant slice peoples throats on his all out attack: ...
Ridley is allowed to stab someone with his tail, but Sephiroth isn't allowed to stab anyone. This is what you get for being stingy with your toys, Square Enix.
Luigi already died, they cant kill mario...nintendo might think sakurai is tryna make a statement.
@@truant6910 sakurai killed Mario in world of light
@@haruhisuzumiya6650 you cant kill whats already dead
Nintendo: No stabby stabby!
Also Nintendo: SHIRTLESS SEPHIROTH
Of course they'd allow Shirtless Sephiroth. If they didn't, then them allowing Shirtless Shulk would be hypocritical.
Nintendo is weird sometimes.
also Nintendo, its fine its an imaginary real gun
i mean....
SHIRTLESS SHULK
Sephiroth: If it weren't for the laws of this land, you would be dead.
Sephiroth: Ha I can finally bring despair to cloud everywhere he goes
Cloud: *UNO REVERSE CARD*
This actually makes me feel sad for Sephiroth.
I've always felt sad for the guy, he clearly had a need for some kind of maternal structure in his life lol
@@faxjam no sephiroth need killing mario and Pikachu and kirby too.
@@faxjam definitely.
A litereal hell for him, not being able to actually harm anything.
he can't harm mummy so it's not all bad
Ridley: *utterly eviscerated megaman* Tough luck man. Try being first party.
Megaman can just be repaired :p
mario got his neck snapped and possibly a smashed skull
@@Qwerty_7 Mario has 1 up shrooms so he is fine
Hey anymore violence and you'll get the Travis Touchdown treatment.... Mii fighter.
Sephiroth: *tries to murder characters*
Nintendo: I don't think so buddy boi
Death and ridley had on screen kills
@@sonicdudeatdawn2 that was before
But now, they don't allow deaths screen
@@sonicdudeatdawn2 Death's doing his job and Ridley belongs to Nintendo.
@@sonicdudeatdawn2 aldo king k rool, banjo, and min min
Sephiroth: What do you mean hit them with the dull side of my sword?
Sounds like Rurouni Kenshin, LOL. XD
Also Sephiroth: THERE IS NO DULL SIDE ITS A SWORD!
@@Bakesnoot
Marth: ArE yOu SuRe AbOuT tHaT?
steve: wwwwwwwwwwelcome to another Skywars episode, today we are going to be stabbing Nintendo characters for coins.
the real question is how this person animated so fast when he was only revealed 3 days ago
0:41 I know who sephiroth really is but...
It hurts me seeing him sad even he pissed himself out of fear
I laugh every time
(This video stabbing me in the funny bone)
(Me): "That's a noice animation there, mate."
I think you meant it hooked your funny bone by its suspenders.
I like the detail that he peed the bed but it still wasn't enough to wake him up
A tragic tale about a man who needed correctional lenses.
If Bayonetta can survive without sex jokes and torture equipment, Sephiroth can survive without stabbing people.
I mean come on, Bayonetta is still a sexy b... I mean witch.
Seth is different, he kills areith 50,000 times per week, cause if he doesn't, HE BURNING DOWN YO MCDONALDS
He came to bring despair to Smash but instead it gave it to him. That's deep, man.
TRUE despair
_Tha's a noice jacket, mate._
- Kirby
Imagine a nintendo'd supernova, it would get caught on saturn's rings or something
ridley: *LAUGHING AS HE IMPALES MEGAMAN AGAIN*
If you look up "uncomfy" in the dictionary, an image of the distressed, sleeping Sephiroth who just wet his bed will be right there beneath it
Guys we can still save aerith in the remake, we just need nintendo to buy final fantasy.
Disclaimer: This is a joke.
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please no
It can and it can't work at the same time
As much as I want to believe that's true, given all the tragic deaths in the newer Paper Mario games, they'd probably still kill her off, but tone down her death and make it less graphic. :p
To be honest, she probably won’t die either way.
Aerith: *turns around
*nice jacket mate*
Sephiroth then proceeded to commit Seppuku, but Nintendo be like *Blade slips through belt hole*
Ngl was expecting the Aerith scene to be Sephiroth missing his stab like with Zelda
I thought he would stab her, saying inside SquareVerse - "ahhh... thats better"
And maybe:
Wakes up in ninendo-realm screaming.
"This torment, when will it end".
Sephiroth: Can’t kill anyone with flesh and blood
Mega Man and R.O.B.: *Breathes mechanically*
I just imagine that since he can't actually kill anyone he's actually forced to get along with other people much to his displeasure.
"Why won't you DIE?!"
"Heh heh heh heh... Favoritism, son! It activates in response to copyright trauma. *You can't hurt me, Seph!* "
*ineffectual stabbing*
"What did I just say?"
I was expecting the twist at the end to be that it was Kirby impaling Aerith
the actual payoff was so much funnier
Wait was he peeing himself???
Oh shit he was lmfao.
Feel like a part 2 of this could be done with him being forced to clap for those he loses to
After cutting galeem in half, Sephiroth was cursed to be unable to stab people
Can we just talk about the fact that sephiroth almost killed Mario but decided not to while in Ridley’s trailer Ridley just went “HAHA TAIL GO SLASH”
How can you afford all this non-decaffeinated tea without a Patreon
I've been meaning to set one up actually, I do need those recaffeinated beverages
@Eric Lee blessing you mean
Sephiroth:Why can't i stab anyone
Joker with his all out attack from blood to sparkles:Welcome to the club
I can't help but keep replaying this video to hear Kirby's voice there's something so strange about how it fits when it shouldn't
Sephiroth : IM TIRED OF THIS *bleep* . Wait, what happened ? Why did I get bleeped ? What the *bleep* !?!!!! *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nintnedo
And you did all of this in 3 days. Absolutely astounding work ethic
0:15 the jacket is pretty nice
Nintendo might have taken away his ability to murder, but at least they let sephiroth keep his *drip*
He wanted to give Cloud and smash despair, but instead found his personal hell.
I love how he has a picture of his mommy Lucrecia Crescent next to his bed.
That's jenvoa. She's PARTLY seth's mother.
Maybe the real stabs were the friends we made along the way
i was reading the comments yet nobody seems to talk about Sephiroth peeing the bed.
Does no one else see that mario’s mustache just disappears
The idea that the prospect of being unable to violently murder someone is so terrifying to Sephiroth that it makes him wet himself is absolutely hilarious
0:02
Mario without mustache.
Mario without mustache.
Heccin cursed
now, officially, sephiroth can't kill.
Press f to respect
I like how the stress of not shanking people made him piss the bed in his first day in smash
Cloud: so you're in smash now sephiroth?
Sephiroth: lol who's sephiroth
*Removes Final Fantasy cosplay*
Cloud: ABBACCHIO!?!?!?
POV: You're about to try and commit murder but you're in a Nintendo trailer
Nintendo: Censored Ganondorf's Blood
Also Nintendo: create multiple dungeons with torture and sacrifice
I feel sorry for Sephiroth on this one. He looked so sad that he couldn’t stab anyone. 🤣
Thats what he gets for killing Geno and taking his invitation.
I remember back in the good old days we could stab ppl for real, instead of assaulting their poor innocent clothing. What has Nintendo of Japan 2020 trademark, done?
Well, they have to keep the game's CERO A rating.
"Look, I faked everyone out as a joke. Now it's not funny anymore!"
We need a 1 hour loop of “that’s a nice jacket, mate”
Sephiroth: Plot-armor is scary.
Not necessarily. Remember Ridley’s down special?
trueee truee
Am I the only one who noticed the framed picture of Jenova next to his bed?
Most evil character we’ve ever gotten in Smash? Has Ganondarf been dethroned?
Gannon hasn't killed anyone's favourite character yet.
Unless you count Revali,
If you don't, then yes,
Ridley: *literally murders two iconic characters in his reveal trailer*
Sephiroth: *doesn't even get one*
Complimenting someone's jacket is such an English thing to do.
Welcome to smash, Sep. where weapons can only hurt but don’t kill or draw blood.
Lulu’s straps and belts make her the ultimate sephiroth counter
Well sephiroth.
You fell in the Family Friendly enterprise.
You will never, EVER be able to kill in this game
Sephiroth is a funny way to say abbachio
“That's a nice jacket mate." -Kirby
Sephirorth likes making people think they're on the verge of death.
The thing is that the cartoon logic of some of the characters wouldn't allow him to kill anyone.