Now THIS is a Pencil - John Wick Build

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @ochoaboyy4064
    @ochoaboyy4064 5 лет назад +10799

    felt like i was watching a HowToBasic video except he actually made something

  • @azophi
    @azophi 5 лет назад +6827

    Teacher: Yes, you may sharpen your pencil
    Me: *Takes out circular saw*

    • @thesilentone4024
      @thesilentone4024 5 лет назад +176

      Lol now that would be something to talk about in school

    • @azophi
      @azophi 5 лет назад +20

      @@thesilentone4024 lol

    • @StyxiuSCruX
      @StyxiuSCruX 5 лет назад +64

      you sir are mistaken. The "hardcore untameable metalhead pencil pushers' society", aka HUMPPS, will look down on your comment. Obviously this requires a grinder. *Hands you an angle grinder* dont you dare singe the paper with them sparks now ya hear! >XD

    • @Shadowcruise99
      @Shadowcruise99 5 лет назад +18

      Amazing how many people bought into your comment, Aarin. Tornike is quite correct, a circular saw isn't going to sharpen anything, it will only shorten it.

    • @C_0_N
      @C_0_N 5 лет назад +19

      The eyeball is the sharper 😂

  • @sheldoncooper3706
    @sheldoncooper3706 3 года назад +972

    The burning of wood using graphite as a conductor was pretty smart, good job sir.

    • @sw3etm3l0dy
      @sw3etm3l0dy 3 года назад +13

      Ayo who invited sheldon cooper

    • @charlestannehill7537
      @charlestannehill7537 3 года назад +19

      Found out about this at 16. Other inmates were tying two leads together with toilet paper and sticking them in the electrical socket as a make shift lighter to smoke cigarettes. Ah, those were the days. But that was 20 years ago.

    • @Nobyl
      @Nobyl 3 года назад +6

      Ikr?

    • @Stobetus
      @Stobetus 3 года назад +2

      I think it was pretty unnecessary. Could have done that easier and faster with a knife or something

    • @SQWEKERZ
      @SQWEKERZ 3 года назад +5

      @@Stobetus fair chance you'll break the graphite, it's extremely brittle stuff so yeah, if you got it in one go it might be faster with a knife (though not easier).

  • @vikipediart
    @vikipediart 3 года назад +540

    Him: METAL PENCIL!!!
    Me: I call that a fancy pen

    • @kiyodumpz
      @kiyodumpz 3 года назад

      1st

    • @TravisFabel
      @TravisFabel 3 года назад +6

      Except it's not. A pen would use ink. This still uses graphite and needs to be sharpened.

    • @vikipediart
      @vikipediart 3 года назад

      @@TravisFabel then the bigger question is how do you sharpen it?

    • @TravisFabel
      @TravisFabel 3 года назад +6

      @@vikipediart step one is you watch the video where he makes the pencil. step two is you watch the video where he makes the pencil sharpener.
      He literally makes the pencil sharpener in the video.
      It's two pieces of file, epoxied at an angle from each other... and the pencil is held still by a whole drilled into a curved eyeball.
      Go watch the video again... But this time don't skip the middle.

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 3 года назад

      I call that a weapon that John Wick hinself used to kill.

  • @jjwp-ql5rv
    @jjwp-ql5rv 5 лет назад +2469

    Wooden ❌
    Sharpens easily ❌
    Breaks through coconuts ✔️

    • @technodude458
      @technodude458 5 лет назад +12

      Jay WiPL and heads most likely

    • @StyxiuSCruX
      @StyxiuSCruX 5 лет назад +4

      sorry, i came in late. Is this the "beginners guide to the magic trick" class offered by Dr. Joe Kerr?

    • @technodude458
      @technodude458 5 лет назад +6

      Tornike G no you're looking for the class next door this is the advanced class offered by Mr. John Wick

    • @StyxiuSCruX
      @StyxiuSCruX 5 лет назад +3

      @@technodude458 you sure? the advanced class description read "after graduating from beginner's we move onto performing the trick with a more fragile material like glass, plastic pipe, wood and finally straw" maybe im mistaken. ok thanks :)

    • @technodude458
      @technodude458 5 лет назад +4

      Tornike G oh yeah that was the old description it got changed last year now the advanced class expands upon what you learn and teaches you how to do it with new objects the beginner class is designed specifically to teach you how to do it with a wooden pencil they figured taking the "if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball" approach would work

  • @artisticdragon7832
    @artisticdragon7832 4 года назад +880

    He melted a pencil with electricity.
    *FASCINATING*

    • @aummeid8631
      @aummeid8631 4 года назад +42

      Because graphite conducts electricity and wood doesn't

    • @roundabout4.d766
      @roundabout4.d766 4 года назад +10

      @@aummeid8631 so it gets burned.

    • @aummeid8631
      @aummeid8631 4 года назад +4

      @@roundabout4.d766 yes

    • @jyotirmoychatterjee7421
      @jyotirmoychatterjee7421 4 года назад +2

      @Node Microsystems oh really wood conducts electricity? Have a look at this www.thoughtco.com/table-of-electrical-resistivity-conductivity-608499

    • @adthya9209
      @adthya9209 4 года назад +5

      @Node Microsystems it doesn't unless you put millions of volts to it

  • @tuptup4104
    @tuptup4104 5 лет назад +154

    All this work just to make a pencil
    Someone give this man a tv show

    • @7ccs350
      @7ccs350 5 лет назад

      How to basic made a hot dog doorknob he should get one too

  • @jamuse8524
    @jamuse8524 3 года назад +109

    the joker: " you wana see a magic trick "

    • @Medgator
      @Medgator 3 года назад +9

      John wick : yeah bro

    • @Urjnot
      @Urjnot 3 года назад +4

      Joker and John wick are actually brothers

    • @customrestoration5317
      @customrestoration5317 3 года назад +3

      disappearing pencil 😄

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 года назад

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ruclips.net/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/видео.html&.vizna

  • @TheGreatMcPain
    @TheGreatMcPain 5 лет назад +874

    The algorithm has blessed me with this wonderful video.

  • @imchangingaccountnoreason1103
    @imchangingaccountnoreason1103 5 лет назад +417

    Teacher: whats taking you long
    Student: sharpening my pencil

  • @edwintorres2839
    @edwintorres2839 5 лет назад +678

    John Wick: I need a pencil...
    Brainfoo: casual or tactical?

    • @charleslindberg829
      @charleslindberg829 5 лет назад +32

      John Wick: Yes.

    • @TRPL6
      @TRPL6 5 лет назад +3

      Who's brainfoo?

    • @maryamteima
      @maryamteima 5 лет назад +5

      The guy who made this video you're watching. The name of the channel

    • @Stavrosaqm
      @Stavrosaqm 5 лет назад +1

      Tactical

    • @kindra11111
      @kindra11111 5 лет назад +1

      "I need both"
      Brainfoo: "1 gold"

  • @instinkt8463
    @instinkt8463 3 года назад +3

    Legend. You made me think of my dad because of the sheer amount of innovation you put into this and instantly made me forget about him because of your wittiness and fast cutting way of showing your progress. Less is more. Job well done!

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 года назад

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ruclips.net/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/видео.html&.wcfqa

  • @fannypintogironda9781
    @fannypintogironda9781 5 лет назад +1452

    1970: we will have metal pencils in the future
    2019: *flying cars*

  • @IronBridge1781
    @IronBridge1781 5 лет назад +382

    Ok, but can we talk about that pencil sharpener?
    That thing is awesome.

    • @Dojoslayer
      @Dojoslayer 5 лет назад

      Hhhhjlkjol

    • @Dojoslayer
      @Dojoslayer 5 лет назад

      Kkk ijkjji

    • @viggo8213
      @viggo8213 5 лет назад

      I used to have one of those

    • @viggo8213
      @viggo8213 5 лет назад

      Thought you weren't talking about the eye oops

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 5 лет назад

      Spiral blade pencil sharpeners are awesome. You never want to use a regular one again after you had one.
      Although mine has a crank instead of a motor.

  • @mish-al234
    @mish-al234 5 лет назад +711

    So he did all that hard work just to get some coconut water?

    • @jayc1048
      @jayc1048 5 лет назад +14

      So hard to crack em

    • @equintrinity8678
      @equintrinity8678 5 лет назад +5

      He just stabbed the soft part that you can do with a stick

    • @nithansimplay2643
      @nithansimplay2643 5 лет назад +2

      it was worth it

    • @noodles7176
      @noodles7176 5 лет назад +1

      Not only that....well..yeah that’s ab it...

    • @gititgiitit5450
      @gititgiitit5450 5 лет назад +3

      Now I want coconut but just too lazy to make the pencil

  • @m.aldiab
    @m.aldiab 3 года назад +159

    **Sees first ever non wooden pencil**
    Me: i could die peacefully now

    • @elwiwi4120
      @elwiwi4120 3 года назад +3

      Mechanical pencils are made of plastic

    • @metallicfingers
      @metallicfingers 3 года назад +1

      plastic and metal pencils have existed for ages

    • @alex.ann_der
      @alex.ann_der 3 года назад +1

      There is a pencil you can twist, is made of a hard rubber, and the mine hardens when is in contact with air. Of course, it's so useless, it twists in your hands while writing. And of course, I bought one

    • @abeginnerspov5968
      @abeginnerspov5968 3 года назад

      Plastic Mechanical Pencils: Am I a joke to you?

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 года назад

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ruclips.net/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/видео.html&.jakka

  • @burzinmadon1098
    @burzinmadon1098 4 года назад +236

    6:37 the confidence that he won't miss is unimaginable

    • @adamwolf2376
      @adamwolf2376 3 года назад +7

      He did a jump cut

    • @hectorzero8545
      @hectorzero8545 3 года назад

      The blooper reel is probably pretty intense

    • @CraZeTaha
      @CraZeTaha 3 года назад +6

      How is it unimaginable when he just showed it to you and you can imagine it

    • @gorillula9650
      @gorillula9650 3 года назад

      @@CraZeTaha lol

    • @thulegezelschap5884
      @thulegezelschap5884 3 года назад

      Imagine when it slips...

  • @imza930
    @imza930 5 лет назад +423

    So you made this pencil just to write the letter “K”
    Wow

  • @KimCludy0
    @KimCludy0 4 года назад +2398

    Imagine doing all that and lose the pencil 1st day at school.
    😂

    • @noobgaming-bb6jk
      @noobgaming-bb6jk 4 года назад +46

      Im gonna cry

    • @yannics4324
      @yannics4324 4 года назад +77

      Kill them using your Dog, reverse John wick

    • @randomqjhejddv
      @randomqjhejddv 4 года назад +43

      Then i be like at 5:25

    • @mrsydimurame4601
      @mrsydimurame4601 4 года назад +7

      No worry after this add some heat in the pencil so he lose his life

    • @KimCludy0
      @KimCludy0 4 года назад

      @@mrsydimurame4601 Nice but hiw to add the heat? Can u give me a suggestion?

  • @pedroaquino3899
    @pedroaquino3899 3 года назад +23

    This guy put more love on making that pencils than my parents does to me

    • @pauljosephluiso1199
      @pauljosephluiso1199 3 года назад +2

      Maybe if your grammar was better...

    • @o_o8895
      @o_o8895 3 года назад +3

      @@pauljosephluiso1199 maybe that guy cares less about comments sections than you do.

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 года назад

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ruclips.net/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/видео.html&.gziha

  • @uzzitaylor3687
    @uzzitaylor3687 5 лет назад +1436

    What do you need ?
    John wick : Pencils , lots of pencils .

    • @ihavenoidea2879
      @ihavenoidea2879 5 лет назад +15

      Huh, looks like spoilers without context.

    • @mericano0458
      @mericano0458 5 лет назад +3

      @@ihavenoidea2879 if you want the peace, parabellum

    • @G3RM3X617
      @G3RM3X617 5 лет назад +1

      Is this a preview for john wick this new movie looks badass too much for me

    • @G3RM3X617
      @G3RM3X617 5 лет назад

      Someone seriously tell me what this has to do with john wick cause this title is clickbait .... only way I wont say this is clickbait is if john wick tells me himself that this is the guy who makes him pencils to murder people with

    • @kronniikk1957
      @kronniikk1957 5 лет назад +3

      mericano045 the movie was fucking awesome

  • @Mehriolifts
    @Mehriolifts 5 лет назад +374

    Mom: SON ARE YOU SMOKING WEED IN THE HOUSE?
    SON: NO MA I'M MAKING AN ALUMINUM PENCIL

    • @vinnyvidivici
      @vinnyvidivici 5 лет назад

      Nightshade _YT 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DravicPL
      @DravicPL 5 лет назад +6

      Mom: WHAT DO YOU NEED THAT PENCIL FOR?
      Son: I'M TAKING IT TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.
      Everyone: Oh.

    • @sabiant.lawson2909
      @sabiant.lawson2909 5 лет назад +1

      @@DravicPL the awesome pencil in the universe

    • @SunGodAtomes
      @SunGodAtomes 5 лет назад +4

      Sabian T.lawson the awesome grammar

    • @sabiant.lawson2909
      @sabiant.lawson2909 5 лет назад

      @@SunGodAtomes why thank you dude

  • @picklesthebrave181
    @picklesthebrave181 5 лет назад +261

    Tape:
    *rolls up hill*
    Gravity:
    “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @prateekagarwal964
      @prateekagarwal964 5 лет назад +1

      inertia

    • @r.brandt2246
      @r.brandt2246 5 лет назад +7

      @@prateekagarwal964 No, it wasn't inertia. He just filmed it rolling down the ramp and then reversed it for the video.

    • @circusbot4412
      @circusbot4412 5 лет назад +4

      John Wick intimidated gravity

    • @fuck1nable
      @fuck1nable 5 лет назад

      @@r.brandt2246 John Wick is coming for you, you just killed his dog with your simple mind

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 года назад

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ruclips.net/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/видео.html&.cpeha

  • @anonymous2860
    @anonymous2860 3 года назад +2

    You should open your own metal pencil company, best work

  • @olive3920
    @olive3920 5 лет назад +731

    firefighters: so how did your house burn down?
    brainfoo: *a pencil*

  • @zirjaeger4037
    @zirjaeger4037 5 лет назад +719

    Me: [brings angle grinder to school]
    Teacher: You aren’t allowed to have that
    Me: Why? It’s just a pencil sharpener.

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter 5 лет назад +16

      John Wick when he was a kid.

    • @Sabrina45678
      @Sabrina45678 5 лет назад +8

      I guess I need to go to sleep because I read that as ginger ale instead of angle grinder and I was VERY confused for a good 10 seconds 😂

    • @ghosty5290
      @ghosty5290 5 лет назад

      Panda The Polar Bear
      Same lmao

    • @crazialex
      @crazialex 5 лет назад

      The teacher is going to be so confuse lol

    • @LateeMatcha
      @LateeMatcha 5 лет назад

      Wait.. sorry if you're confused but... WHY DOES THIS COMMENT IS LIKE FROM THE COMMENT FROM ACTUALLY HAPPEN and when I clicked it it was something else.... RUclips is drunk :|

  • @nejczagozen4217
    @nejczagozen4217 5 лет назад +512

    I would Love to have it. It is great for drawing, writing AND KILLING

  • @khilolamustafoeva8378
    @khilolamustafoeva8378 3 года назад +2

    I am speechless. So happy that the world has such intelligent and clever people.

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 года назад

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ruclips.net/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/видео.html&.ccjia

  • @renatojrbustamante2420
    @renatojrbustamante2420 5 лет назад +293

    "I saw him stab and kill a coconut with a pencil...A FOOKIN PENCIL!!! "

    • @HiddenOne-D-1321
      @HiddenOne-D-1321 5 лет назад +4

      What was the pencil made of?
      Metal... what else would you have a pencil made of?
      *shuts up*

    • @7ccs350
      @7ccs350 5 лет назад +1

      Noice

    • @thecheeseslayer2748
      @thecheeseslayer2748 5 лет назад +3

      I once saw him stab 3 coconuts in a bar with a pencil
      He was working the night shift at the local bar he makes good tropical martinis

    • @renatojrbustamante2420
      @renatojrbustamante2420 5 лет назад +1

      @@thecheeseslayer2748 Mmmm...delicious...

    • @renatojrbustamante2420
      @renatojrbustamante2420 5 лет назад

      @@HiddenOne-D-1321 Wood?
      *shuts up as well*

  • @min_hotchoco
    @min_hotchoco 5 лет назад +372

    john: creates an indestructible pencil
    also john: uses it to stab coconut

    • @notsopolitecub4841
      @notsopolitecub4841 5 лет назад +1

      You never know when you have to drink coconut juice 😁

  • @makkapakka5197
    @makkapakka5197 4 года назад +745

    Brainfoo: the pencil is more durable
    Me:but the lead still breaks

    • @meghareddy1198
      @meghareddy1198 4 года назад +12

      Underrated comment 😂😂😂

    • @jio21
      @jio21 4 года назад +6

      Yeah the led light inside breaks lead doesnt break

    • @8mycereal
      @8mycereal 4 года назад +1

      Lead*

    • @Jason-ep3zb
      @Jason-ep3zb 4 года назад +5

      You mean graphite? Modern pencils don't use lead

    • @kraber1497
      @kraber1497 4 года назад +16

      @@Jason-ep3zb its called lead although the ingredient is graphite

  • @wing6866
    @wing6866 3 года назад +45

    Imagine verifying that it doesn't breaks, and it actually do...

    • @That_Awesome_Guy1
      @That_Awesome_Guy1 3 года назад

      Sometimes it do be like that.

    • @Headgasket-
      @Headgasket- 3 года назад +2

      Elon musk releasing the Tesla cyber truck:

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 года назад

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ruclips.net/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/видео.html&.qicqa

  • @AdamCeladin
    @AdamCeladin 5 лет назад +3780

    Amazing work brother !!! Cant wait for our Collabo soon :P

    • @BrainfooTV
      @BrainfooTV  5 лет назад +103

      Thanks Bro. Let me know when and where to post you your pencil Adam. I've put Tungsten carbide in your as well 😂

    • @anesaphillip-mayers7596
      @anesaphillip-mayers7596 5 лет назад +3

      ( ._.)
      Oof

    • @catyoga3691
      @catyoga3691 5 лет назад +3

      Yay a colab

    • @spacecoreVT
      @spacecoreVT 5 лет назад +5

      No homo

    • @gayfrogs4206
      @gayfrogs4206 5 лет назад +4

      Yea we are going to make a great collab

  • @26qxor43
    @26qxor43 5 лет назад +356

    Pencil: **breaks**
    John Wick: tf you just say to me?

  • @Magzzii
    @Magzzii 5 лет назад +733

    John wick: "I require a...pencil"
    Brainfoo: "Say no more"

    • @Qsallor
      @Qsallor 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @deeped7249
      @deeped7249 5 лет назад +1

      Lame youu copied the comment of someone else, you just changed the words a little..

    • @spalty6979
      @spalty6979 5 лет назад +1

      @@deeped7249 yup that's what I was gonna say

    • @Magzzii
      @Magzzii 5 лет назад

      Fisher Of Men what, I didn't even bother reading the comments lmaoo

  • @johan7739
    @johan7739 3 года назад +7

    You'll be going to the store like "yeah, do you have a metal graded pencil sharpener?"

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 года назад

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ruclips.net/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/видео.html&.optca

  • @divinefeminine6626
    @divinefeminine6626 5 лет назад +202

    Pretty impressive, but I'm stuck wondering...why is there tape in the night stand...

  • @Jluyoungzone
    @Jluyoungzone 5 лет назад +507

    "We're going to make a weapon!"
    "Wait, what kind of weapon are we talking about here?"
    "The Thanos-killing kind."

    • @peltrux5453
      @peltrux5453 5 лет назад +8

      The ultimate weapon of knowledge

    • @djlazzlow7651
      @djlazzlow7651 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @Jluyoungzone
      @Jluyoungzone 5 лет назад

      @@peltrux5453 The pen(cil) is mightier than the sword...
      Or in this case, the axe.

    • @The_Annihilater
      @The_Annihilater 5 лет назад +3

      "Don't you think we should all have a weapon like that"
      "We would simply lack the physical strength to wield it"

    • @iseeyou4622
      @iseeyou4622 5 лет назад

      Whats the point, hes already dead

  • @jackfinneran1578
    @jackfinneran1578 5 лет назад +566

    All u have to do is bring an angle grinder to school everyday, not bad

    • @azzorzer
      @azzorzer 5 лет назад +5

      why? he made a sharpener in the video

    • @CarolynEmory420
      @CarolynEmory420 5 лет назад +17

      @@azzorzer r/whoosh

    • @ERobbo
      @ERobbo 5 лет назад +7

      azzorzer but it’s an *angled-grinder*

    • @deanwhiteside6339
      @deanwhiteside6339 5 лет назад +1

      he didnt show the sharpener working cause most likely it didnt

    • @Purrplexe
      @Purrplexe 5 лет назад +2

      Dean Whiteside No he says as a reply to the pinned message that the eyeball works but is a bit slow

  • @BOS-v2x
    @BOS-v2x 3 года назад +68

    Plot twist: he is working for apple and the 100$ apple pencil was his idea

    • @abnnuy9999
      @abnnuy9999 3 года назад +1

      Just $100? Dude make it $1000, now that's the Apple we all know.

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 года назад

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ruclips.net/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/видео.html&.jqfba

  • @newlegend2756
    @newlegend2756 5 лет назад +439

    This pencil is like a minecraft diamond sword to John Wick.

    • @فازقنطارا
      @فازقنطارا 5 лет назад +14

      With enchantment
      Unbreaking 623737
      Sharpness 623737
      Looting 623737
      Mending 623737
      Smite 623737
      Bane of artophod 623737

    • @datalysjr3339
      @datalysjr3339 5 лет назад +2

      Nah a gun is a diamond sword in his eyes, this pencil is nothing more but a stone sword

    • @konodioda1766
      @konodioda1766 5 лет назад +1

      @@فازقنطارا smite enchantmen can't be mixed with bane of anthropod enchantmen u idiot newbie minecraft player

    • @konodioda1766
      @konodioda1766 5 лет назад +1

      @@فازقنطارا and mending is just level 1 u noob

    • @فازقنطارا
      @فازقنطارا 5 лет назад

      @@konodioda1766 that is just a joke, why you ruin my joke?

  • @hopeordespair4033
    @hopeordespair4033 5 лет назад +546

    Imagine passing a kid in this in school to use and he gives it back but it's snapped.

    • @spacecore2935
      @spacecore2935 5 лет назад +48

      Robert's got a quick hand
      He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan
      He's got a rolled cigarette, hanging out his mouth he's a cowboy kid
      Yeah found a six shooter gun
      In his dad's closet hidden oh in a box of fun things, I don't even know what
      But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
      Daddy works a long day
      He be coming home late, he's coming home late
      And he's bringing me a surprise
      'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice
      I've waited for a long time
      Yeah the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger
      I reason with my cigarette
      And say your hair's on fire, you must have lost your wits, yeah
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet

    • @MrBlue5900
      @MrBlue5900 5 лет назад +10

      Most be the "stressed-out" kid

    • @hopeordespair4033
      @hopeordespair4033 5 лет назад +3

      @@MrBlue5900 mood

    • @discardedshit3624
      @discardedshit3624 5 лет назад +5

      I would slap him

    • @fadilagalijasevic7192
      @fadilagalijasevic7192 5 лет назад +2

      @@spacecore2935 ummmh... wut

  • @nikkoataylar6486
    @nikkoataylar6486 5 лет назад +1544

    Do you ship international?
    BTW your pencil will be a great EDC tool

    • @jesusjesus2577
      @jesusjesus2577 5 лет назад +46

      Nikko Ataylar bruh u know how long this must’ve taken? And no it wouldn’t, you’re screwed if the lead breaks, it would take life to sharpen

    • @Turtlenaide
      @Turtlenaide 5 лет назад +1

      @@jesusjesus2577 no

    • @brentlichtenberg
      @brentlichtenberg 5 лет назад +14

      Pwntato there’s something profoundly funny about telling Jesus he has autism...might just be me though.

    • @DavidNefelimSlayer
      @DavidNefelimSlayer 5 лет назад +6

      @@jesusjesus2577 the true lord would know it was graphite.

    • @Kronosfobi
      @Kronosfobi 5 лет назад +3

      @@biackshibe he is jesus the double what did you expect.

  • @cometcat64
    @cometcat64 3 года назад +9

    Someone: insults john wicks dog
    John wick: *P e n c i l*

  • @IronBridge1781
    @IronBridge1781 5 лет назад +659

    That pencil sharpener at the beginning was some next level shit...

    • @faris__a
      @faris__a 5 лет назад +13

      Yeah, screw the metal pencil I'll go to Wall Mart and buy one.
      That's pencil sharpener though, that's military grade ish.

    • @faris__a
      @faris__a 5 лет назад +17

      But 5:18 bro
      That's NASA shit bro

    • @itzcxhzy
      @itzcxhzy 5 лет назад +10

      What do you mean it's just a standard electric sharpener

    • @S-CB-SL-Animations
      @S-CB-SL-Animations 5 лет назад

      @@andrewzYT Now you've said it. So r/woosh

    • @vermin5367
      @vermin5367 5 лет назад

      @@itzcxhzy ikr all these kids be peasants, or they just don't go out much.

  • @clokeron
    @clokeron 5 лет назад +655

    top 10 most brutal WWII weapons that sre still banned nowdays

    • @christbelle2277
      @christbelle2277 5 лет назад +2

      Elephant Seal u dumb asf

    • @z.d.h.b6816
      @z.d.h.b6816 5 лет назад +3

      @@yeetsheet2146 r/wooosh

    • @lnclux9077
      @lnclux9077 5 лет назад +1

      @@yeetsheet2146 r/woosh

    • @VictorVoiceLogs
      @VictorVoiceLogs 5 лет назад

      Elephant Seal
      not an r/woosh, but explaining joke ruins the joke.

    • @meowBlitz
      @meowBlitz 5 лет назад

      but the joke is so dumb
      your humour is at the lowest level possible
      maybe your humour was actually the most brutal way to torture someone in WWII using only speech...

  • @Ryu-sq9ei
    @Ryu-sq9ei 5 лет назад +225

    0:34 :1st step pick a good size metal
    1:50 :2nd step turn it to a pencil shape
    3rd step :
    2:12 Snort that gud metal kokein

  • @frootify
    @frootify 3 года назад +1

    He’s a man of focus, commitment and sheer ... will

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 года назад

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ruclips.net/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/видео.html&.asiya

  • @qiyang8043
    @qiyang8043 5 лет назад +694

    Soo...No one gonna question why he got duct tape beside his bed? 2:48
    *HE FREAKY*

    • @HoloScope
      @HoloScope 5 лет назад +6

      LMAOO

    • @yodan00b
      @yodan00b 5 лет назад +107

      are you going to question a guy who stabs coconuts with a metal pencil?..

    • @revonz
      @revonz 5 лет назад +26

      We dont ask questions here

    • @Yukiharuwu
      @Yukiharuwu 5 лет назад +6

      he probably plays the escapists

    • @jonathanchris4526
      @jonathanchris4526 5 лет назад +13

      Well i mean... who doesn't?

  • @jtorres5381
    @jtorres5381 5 лет назад +215

    How are you gonna kill em john?
    "With a fukn pencil!"

  • @harsh_adukia
    @harsh_adukia 4 года назад +605

    Give this to those who have a habit of chewing pens and pencils.

    • @leelavathih342
      @leelavathih342 4 года назад +35

      Lol , dentists make money

    • @rain4028
      @rain4028 4 года назад +4

      rip them thats what they get

    • @Vccrift
      @Vccrift 4 года назад +2

      people who have those habits:OW :v

    • @jakegamer9788
      @jakegamer9788 4 года назад +2

      I need a metal pencil then 😂 I chew on the earasers,
      I need one bad

    • @LCamm
      @LCamm 4 года назад +3

      Me biting it: OOOWOWOOWWOWOOWW

  • @MrVijay0611
    @MrVijay0611 3 года назад +11

    Imagine the amount of magic tricks the joker can do with this.

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 года назад

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ruclips.net/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/видео.html&.upzia

  • @insaneflame11
    @insaneflame11 5 лет назад +233

    So how strong do you want the pencil?
    John Wick: Yes

    • @realracerz3242
      @realracerz3242 5 лет назад +3

      Why do people find such absurd answer comments,funny ?
      I have seen a lot of these comments
      Where how much is answer by
      Yes
      Wtf!!!

    • @jaycej3777
      @jaycej3777 5 лет назад +1

      @@realracerz3242 yes

    • @Dojoslayer
      @Dojoslayer 5 лет назад +3

      REAL RACER Z yes

    • @killingthedeath96
      @killingthedeath96 5 лет назад +1

      REAL RACER Z yes

    • @origamifox5180
      @origamifox5180 5 лет назад

      REAL RACER Z да

  • @RiteshRajbhandari-lp
    @RiteshRajbhandari-lp 5 лет назад +474

    The pen is mightier than the sword
    Metallic pencil: Darling, you have no idea what's possible

    • @57evzun62
      @57evzun62 5 лет назад

      Ritesh Rajbhandari is that a jojo references

    • @RiteshRajbhandari-lp
      @RiteshRajbhandari-lp 5 лет назад +5

      Could be. But I was quoting Hela from Ragnarok

    • @Parveen-sh4vv
      @Parveen-sh4vv 5 лет назад +2

      @@RiteshRajbhandari-lp i knew it

    • @RiteshRajbhandari-lp
      @RiteshRajbhandari-lp 5 лет назад

      @Arthur Nathanael This story is wildly all over the place, just like the ink, I guess

  • @FeelAlrightInc
    @FeelAlrightInc 4 года назад +353

    Me: You have 7 minutes and 21 seconds left to live
    Doctor: what?

    • @ac_fauzan2805
      @ac_fauzan2805 4 года назад +14

      Lol, underrated.

    • @Shockxv
      @Shockxv 4 года назад +11

      @@ac_fauzan2805 plot twist

    • @pedrinhohen7216
      @pedrinhohen7216 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bigt1913
      @bigt1913 4 года назад +2

      Omg

    • @asmav9782
      @asmav9782 4 года назад +6

      Doctor: UNO reverse card

  • @niallmccabe2813
    @niallmccabe2813 3 года назад

    This is the coolest pencil ever made, congratulations!

  • @amensandhu705
    @amensandhu705 5 лет назад +316

    Infinity gauntlet the most powerful weapon in the universe
    John Wicks Pencil: Hold my sharpener..

    • @johnwicksfoknpencil
      @johnwicksfoknpencil 5 лет назад +13

      Amen Sandhu
      I survived the snap, I’m coming for Thanos

    • @mlast1355
      @mlast1355 5 лет назад +1

      @@johnwicksfoknpencil I bow down to your power

    • @mrstranger1334
      @mrstranger1334 5 лет назад

      @@mlast1355 u shouldn't that is syirik

    • @johnwick3715
      @johnwick3715 5 лет назад +3

      Thanos with his gauntlet is nothing, compared to my pencil.

  • @nikkan3810
    @nikkan3810 5 лет назад +374

    *How bout a magic trick... I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.*
    *Tada!*

    • @esterl.1393
      @esterl.1393 5 лет назад +3

      Joker reference, i see? :v

    • @natalie312251
      @natalie312251 5 лет назад +2

      NIK KAN Hahahaha I was thinkin bout the joker too

    • @kosofi
      @kosofi 5 лет назад

      The video ending when I read this comment nice man

    • @MrEasyaspie
      @MrEasyaspie 5 лет назад

      Yayyy brains

    • @Alberto-vp5mx
      @Alberto-vp5mx 5 лет назад

      Joker

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 5 лет назад +415

    5:45
    10 medieval torture devices you won’t believe existed

  • @herocks3
    @herocks3 3 года назад +1

    I hv never seen such a creative guy🤩🤩🤩

  • @calummckenna9642
    @calummckenna9642 5 лет назад +85

    For people who pen/pencil spin imagine how well that would spin!

    • @darianalford7457
      @darianalford7457 5 лет назад

      Right thats what i thought like bet thatd be nice to spin

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 5 лет назад

      @@darianalford7457 another reason why going into desing would prove useful. You could make custom good quality things that you can (probably) not buy anywhere.

  • @giri8896
    @giri8896 5 лет назад +112

    Nobody:
    Brainfoo: *Stabs a coconut with a metal pencil.*

    • @guessilldie3255
      @guessilldie3255 5 лет назад +1

      Big Boss patrick my ni-

    • @rp101aquatics6
      @rp101aquatics6 5 лет назад

      Dude that specific hole could be poked with an average pencil try it hold it to look like a face and stab the mouth

  • @Wave_Boi
    @Wave_Boi 5 лет назад +219

    Infinity Gauntlet the most powerful weapon in the universe? Ha.

    • @flarelukethecomedian4615
      @flarelukethecomedian4615 5 лет назад +2

      Wave we got this it kill thanos lol

    • @epicrabid1857
      @epicrabid1857 5 лет назад +2

      Well it's power cosmic but yeh

    • @rubfourthreetwo9020
      @rubfourthreetwo9020 5 лет назад +1

      John Wicks personal pencil is the deadliest weapon

    • @Pythonian7
      @Pythonian7 5 лет назад +1

      BTW the pencils look cool, but suck. Drop it and say hello to your new 1000 prices of metal

    • @jaxsonc308
      @jaxsonc308 5 лет назад

      This is awkward

  • @aparnatiwari6166
    @aparnatiwari6166 3 года назад +1

    Great work... Amazing efforts 😊.... U came with new ideas.
    .... That can be possible 💡💡

  • @masahirodio8771
    @masahirodio8771 4 года назад +30

    The fact that this man just made a whole frickin steel pencil JUST to file a complaint, is mind-blowing

  • @AYUSH-pq9ld
    @AYUSH-pq9ld 4 года назад +222

    That Sharpener, that's a great EYE-D-Ya.

  • @iSkAndRispog
    @iSkAndRispog 5 лет назад +89

    JOHN WICK KILL COUNT-
    Wooden Pencil- 3
    Metal pencil- *.......i can't even imagine*

  • @GavinDoesObjectShows
    @GavinDoesObjectShows 3 года назад

    I get a how to basic vibe when I watch this guy

  • @nawwk79
    @nawwk79 5 лет назад +238

    So much work for a pencil.
    "A F**king Pencil"

    • @anirudh6357
      @anirudh6357 5 лет назад +28

      It's not just a pencil, it's JOHN WICK'S pencil!!

    • @Chaos-rt6sg
      @Chaos-rt6sg 5 лет назад +2

      It's called having a hobby

    • @johnwicksfoknpencil
      @johnwicksfoknpencil 5 лет назад +4

      Nawwk
      I’m worth it

    • @edwfelt7490
      @edwfelt7490 5 лет назад

      @@johnwicksfoknpencil nice efforts dude

    • @Kidkhalifa1017
      @Kidkhalifa1017 5 лет назад

      Probably so he could kill his enemies with it not use it to write because he killers people with a pencil in the movies

  • @asterfield02
    @asterfield02 5 лет назад +384

    What if this guy is really HowToBasic and this is his serious channel?
    ­*pikachu shocked face*

    • @asterfield02
      @asterfield02 5 лет назад +1

      @RUclips User , Idk, I thought making * appear on your comment was cooler so I went that route.

    • @tellgigaciganyourproblems
      @tellgigaciganyourproblems 5 лет назад

      Howtobasic is actually vsauce

    • @slotfiller5995
      @slotfiller5995 5 лет назад

      Alex Skye suprized pickachu meme*

  • @peterschmidhofer8638
    @peterschmidhofer8638 4 года назад +29

    After a long search I finally found a tutorial that shows you how to make a tool to open coconuts!

    • @marthaloreto1142
      @marthaloreto1142 3 года назад

      😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑🤬😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑

    • @marthaloreto1142
      @marthaloreto1142 3 года назад

      🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

    • @wfshagehsvsb975
      @wfshagehsvsb975 3 года назад

      @@marthaloreto1142 why though

  • @notoriety_
    @notoriety_ 3 года назад

    he is a man of focus. commitment. and sheer will.

  • @aurumthebrave3427
    @aurumthebrave3427 5 лет назад +88

    Metal Pencil: (exists)
    John Wick: (Cries in murderous joy)

    • @atlasjwilliam7938
      @atlasjwilliam7938 5 лет назад +1

      That will be one of his main weapon in chapter 3

  • @brucebenik2
    @brucebenik2 5 лет назад +1496

    Amazing how this guy has never heard of a mechanical pencil.

    • @Sheylenna
      @Sheylenna 5 лет назад +87

      And that you can buy graphite sticks of a proper thickness with out having or resort to burning pencils, that can't smell very good.

    • @orphanis7817
      @orphanis7817 5 лет назад +12

      No waste in money on led and haveing lee break

    • @Ari33sa
      @Ari33sa 5 лет назад +16

      Yeah I thought the same :) this looks so cool and Really useless

    • @michaeldavid5252
      @michaeldavid5252 5 лет назад +11

      r/woooosh

    • @koopa_thefrog.9881
      @koopa_thefrog.9881 5 лет назад

      Me neither

  • @purchasecomplete5640
    @purchasecomplete5640 5 лет назад +214

    At the end of the day a pencil is not used to write....
    It’s used to pierce through coconuts.

  • @JOKER-yk5ug
    @JOKER-yk5ug 3 года назад +8

    My dad wished that his all tools can be his someday.

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 года назад

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ruclips.net/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/видео.html&.ywaqa

  • @isaiahcarrero4629
    @isaiahcarrero4629 5 лет назад +92

    Nobody:...
    John Wick: I'll take your entire stock

    • @kylegildner1898
      @kylegildner1898 5 лет назад

      For one gold coin

    • @geoopa
      @geoopa 5 лет назад

      MR galaxy your entire stock of one pencil!

    • @yesno6719
      @yesno6719 5 лет назад

      IT WOULD BE BETTER OF AS A WOODEN PENCIL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @gulshantelkar
    @gulshantelkar 5 лет назад +226

    Old time : we will have a flying car in future
    2019: just watching a tape rolling .....

  • @vreezeo8121
    @vreezeo8121 5 лет назад +283

    He protec
    He attac
    But most importantly
    His metal pencil won’t crac

  • @massimo1810
    @massimo1810 3 года назад

    This video is strangely entertaining and super well made

  • @mr.karthikeya
    @mr.karthikeya 4 года назад +361

    Me: after taking this pencil to school
    TEACHER: children you are going into teen age so we are stopping the pencils and starting the pen
    Metal pencil: am I joke to you

  • @Naah2024
    @Naah2024 5 лет назад +418

    Do you know how to basic?
    This is him now, feel old yet?

    • @barackobama5530
      @barackobama5530 5 лет назад +2

      This is not how to basic

    • @Krish_krish
      @Krish_krish 5 лет назад +5

      I am HowToBasic!

    • @zotik4846
      @zotik4846 5 лет назад

      @@Krish_krish Omg no way you are!? Thats unbelievable!

    • @idhateme2
      @idhateme2 5 лет назад +2

      its a joke bro

    • @jummed1058
      @jummed1058 5 лет назад +3

      Yes cause I thought I'd never see an actual video

  • @kurtaxlcabanilla2532
    @kurtaxlcabanilla2532 4 года назад +325

    Me in school: Teacher, Im gonna need to sharpen my pencil
    Teacher: ok
    1hour later
    Me: DONE
    Teacher: Class dismissed
    Me: ...

  • @user-yp8xd1kp1s
    @user-yp8xd1kp1s 3 года назад +1

    Mindblowing man in the history what a brand bro

  • @c7atch
    @c7atch 4 года назад +129

    Nobody: Hey sir why did you craft the metal pencil?
    Brainfoo: to crack a coconut

  • @iliketohearmenmoaning
    @iliketohearmenmoaning 5 лет назад +135

    Imagine whipping this thang out to take the ACT/SAT

    • @omarh8731
      @omarh8731 5 лет назад +17

      And needing to sharpen it midway

    • @mr.carmine5930
      @mr.carmine5930 5 лет назад +5

      Ace Breao you would murder the test 📝

    • @elsyee3457
      @elsyee3457 5 лет назад

      The hell is a act

    • @angel-xi6ie
      @angel-xi6ie 5 лет назад +1

      Paulzlord another American standardized test for university/college I think

    • @deeped7249
      @deeped7249 5 лет назад +2

      It's not a number 2# pencil, they wouldn't let you would they?

  • @cosmic7510
    @cosmic7510 5 лет назад +347

    plz make thanos infinity sword from endgame

    • @mrsparklez777
      @mrsparklez777 5 лет назад +7

      Noooooo spoiler

    • @Exjutsu
      @Exjutsu 5 лет назад +58

      @@mrsparklez777 its been a month shut up

    • @jameslee3508
      @jameslee3508 5 лет назад +29

      @@mrsparklez777 It's in the trailer.

    • @cosmic7510
      @cosmic7510 5 лет назад +16

      @@mrsparklez777 directors have removed spoiler alerts

    • @pegasus-gj4te
      @pegasus-gj4te 5 лет назад +8

      It wasn't the infinity sword dude

  • @aleetasajregina4794
    @aleetasajregina4794 3 года назад

    OMG, this is the most stylish pencil in the world. The effort you put is just brilliant 👏👏

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 года назад

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ruclips.net/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/видео.html&.qoqja

  • @harishsg8722
    @harishsg8722 4 года назад +264

    2:56 The tape was like “they see me rolling they hatin”

    • @marthaloreto1142
      @marthaloreto1142 3 года назад +2

      🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

    • @marthaloreto1142
      @marthaloreto1142 3 года назад +2

      🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

    • @TheRandomStoryBoy
      @TheRandomStoryBoy 3 года назад +1

      🤬

    • @wtfshantanu
      @wtfshantanu 3 года назад +2

      🤬🤬🤬gang is here

    • @sw3etm3l0dy
      @sw3etm3l0dy 3 года назад +3

      That phrase really makes sense
      They see the tape rolling, they spam "🤬"

  • @dala7069
    @dala7069 5 лет назад +438

    It’s so insane how far you went for this pencil😂 I mean creating your own bastard pencil sharpener😂

    • @johnwicksfoknpencil
      @johnwicksfoknpencil 5 лет назад +6

      Da La
      Only the best for John

    • @florianj6490
      @florianj6490 5 лет назад +1

      This sharpener does not work. It's impossible to sharpen this pencil with it. Especially when you do it with hand power. The tracks at the tip would have to be much coarser

    • @froogyfrog2021
      @froogyfrog2021 5 лет назад +1

      @@florianj6490 why don't you just take it easy and enjoy the video. You might surprise John the door next morning.

    • @florianj6490
      @florianj6490 5 лет назад +1

      @@froogyfrog2021 I just noticed that this sharpener does not work. That's all

    • @gregorymarcov3606
      @gregorymarcov3606 5 лет назад +1

      I realy need these please write me a coment if you want to sell it and we exchange comunication ditails for the transaction

  • @AlienSharky
    @AlienSharky 4 года назад +173

    Metal pencil: existing
    John Wick: (heavy breathing)

    • @notzeez9782
      @notzeez9782 3 года назад

      Lmao , 😂😂😂😂

    • @keithmulholland8277
      @keithmulholland8277 3 года назад

      Me yesss finally a pencil I can stab my enemies with haha jk lol

  • @akapantsusenpai181
    @akapantsusenpai181 3 года назад +2

    Imagine pencil fighting with this guy.

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 года назад

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ruclips.net/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/видео.html&.zmxwa

  • @thexplorer007
    @thexplorer007 4 года назад +148

    Finally found the pencil with which John Wick killed the guys in the bar.

  • @Diego3Ke
    @Diego3Ke 5 лет назад +4

    Impressed by project and craftsmanship.
    Bothered by implication that John Wick doesn’t have a beautiful and elegant signature

  • @barinkumarghosh2919
    @barinkumarghosh2919 4 года назад +490

    One disadvantage of this metal pencil - I can't chew the back of my pencil anymore 😭😭😭

    • @user-dn6qy1ou1f
      @user-dn6qy1ou1f 4 года назад +68

      Eat some paint off the walls in your school if you want lead poisoning

    • @dustinakadustin
      @dustinakadustin 4 года назад +12

      Shouldn't be doing that anyways 😂😂😂

    • @barinkumarghosh2919
      @barinkumarghosh2919 4 года назад +10

      @@dustinakadustin can't control🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @barinkumarghosh2919
      @barinkumarghosh2919 4 года назад +12

      @@user-dn6qy1ou1f hmm....good idea......

    • @user-dn6qy1ou1f
      @user-dn6qy1ou1f 4 года назад +5

      @@barinkumarghosh2919 you're welcome lady

  • @unfortunatelyren
    @unfortunatelyren 3 года назад

    I love your penmanship

  • @LeoZhu2005
    @LeoZhu2005 5 лет назад +75

    John Wick: Pencil can write, can shine, can roll, but most importantly It kills
    Me: That's John Wick alright

    • @Mars_Blends
      @Mars_Blends 5 лет назад

      LeoZhuYT don’t forget! You can drink coconuts!!

  • @alishakay
    @alishakay 5 лет назад +2564

    Moral of the story:
    *Use a pen to sign document*
    Edit: thank you for liking my lame humour

  • @hueymontgomery9508
    @hueymontgomery9508 3 года назад +1

    I feel disappointed that no one builds a metal pencil from John wick but I'm a fan of John wick and my dad likes it too!

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 года назад

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ruclips.net/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/видео.html&.nuzva

  • @jadentate1698
    @jadentate1698 5 лет назад +115

    John wick: *needs a pencil
    Brainfoo: do you want a standard pencil or the ultimate load out?
    John wick: *YESS*

    • @FE59FE59
      @FE59FE59 5 лет назад

      Brainfoo: This was not a yes/no question!

    • @maksimcho.
      @maksimcho. 5 лет назад +3

      @@FE59FE59 whooosh

    • @purecalcium354
      @purecalcium354 5 лет назад +1

      @@maksimcho. Waiit...That wasn't a whoosh, the guy made a joke about a joke!

    • @maksimcho.
      @maksimcho. 5 лет назад

      @@purecalcium354 i dont think so ?? Wait now you confused me haha

    • @harithsami843
      @harithsami843 5 лет назад

      How about the lining?
      -Tactical.