I can't wait for the video "The Albuquerque Archives - The Scariest Digital Horror Series." which is an hour and 25 minutes long explaining how Weird Al was actually the Sauerkraut all along.
Black Mesa scientists after they started a whole apocalypse from a portal with several creatures on it (a funny little guy pulled some levers for an experiment):
Albuquerque23 archives
Peam
peam
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Peam
Peam
Cartridge tilt speedrunning
Dream has nothing on this
I remember back when this technique was used in Albuquerque 64 to shave off a few seconds off speedruns
😂😂🎉😢😢😮
@@madekillasam1553 still not as popular as the lucky snorkel sequence break to keep it
when the air doesnt smell like warm root beer and the towels are not oh so fluffey
"dude creepypasta retakes are so peak"
the peak in question:
christian lizottes rap rat retake
wdym creepypasta, this is premium ytp material
@@mm3shadowman982he’s joking
@@mm3shadowman982 run away from here before the redditors get here
vibingleaf albuquerque
"My strictly-sauerkraut-fed child is perfectly fine!"
The kid in question:
This phonk is peak, the peak in question:
When everything is not juuuuuust peachy
This would not happen if you eated your saurkreaut
except for the fact that every single morning his mom would make him a big bowl of saurcraut for breakfast
AAAAAAAAA
*BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT!*
*awesome riff*
When you lose that radio contest and you're back to eating sauerkraut for the rest of your life
Bad ending
@@PeanutBuny27whats the good ending?
@@Intriga1220 The Regular one
But how to get endings in the first place?
@@Intriga1220you need to guess the number of molecules of Leonard Nimoy's butt
The Side Effects Of Eating Sauerkraut:
until you are 26½ years old
"You're wrong,Sulphuric Acid!" Ahh meme
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* meme
@@Meemaster334I’ve seen you 3 times now
@@WeegeePinchesBack Yeah that's because I'm everywhere
A conversation between weegees.. I see
my dreams when i suddenly remember something i'm not meant to remember about
people in dreams when you say "this is a dream"
Do you perhaps also see a black, ghostlike figure in those moments?
My whole nervous system when i hit that specific part of my elbow:
That happened to me once
Me when bro sends 456 yottabytes of furry femboy thirst traps directly to my Neuralink
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME /j
@@THECRYSTALFOLLOWSWHAT THE FUCK
GIMME
NOOO THATS SUPPOSED TO BE ME!
I NEED THAT KIND OF BRO GIMME
me when the slightest inconvenience happens
Me watching Albuquerque during my lobotomy
Vinny's corruption stockpiles be like:
BOOTI PLZ TURN OFF LEEMETUR, I NEED CRUBST
"i believe it went a little something like this"
proceeds to make sounds of a cd corruption
analog horror sounds be like
NO WAY THEY ADDED BLUE COMMENTS TO RUclips 😭🙏
@@dudecoool675hahawhat
@@THECRYSTALFOLLOWS they did!!11
how do you do that?
@@dudecoool675haha i dont see it
“dude Agamemnon counterpart is peak horror”
The peak in question:
@@la.pumpkina.ghost48 don't insult agamemnon counterpart like that
@@THECRYSTALFOLLOWSHe was just joking 😅
Jokes aside seeing this song performed live was so cool
Introverts when people:
what my thoughts feel like when I’m having an anxiety attack
me after eating a big old bowl of sauerkraut
every single morning
@@Adhejsnfn"BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT, EVERY SINGLE MORNING"
“it was driving me crazy”
“So I said, Hey, mom! What’s with all the sauerkraut?”
And my dear sweet mother; she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train…
The screams of agony sound even more authentic now
I believe it went a little something like this: *opens the gates of hell*
this is from "albuquerque but everytime they say albuquerque it restarts"
@@Drsunshine777 oh awesome
My brain when I can't think of an obvious word
How it feels to be at Jerry's Bait Shop.
@@KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd yk the place
@@THECRYSTALFOLLOWS well anyway life was going swell
@@tee6025 and everything was JUUUUUUST PEACHY!
@@THECRYSTALFOLLOWS exempt from the undeniable fact that every single morning
@@sarahlt1 my mother would make me a biggol bowl of SAUERKRAUT for breakfast
Mario 64 when you tilt the cartridge by 0.0000001 centimeters:
0:11 am i hearing him say "OH GOD" or is that just me
He might have possibly said it in the original.
@@LocalDruid651 He did
“analog horror is SO much scarier than traditional horror.. it terrifies you to your CORE.” the video:
Weird alobotomy
Me trying to recall something to my friends before being rudely interrupted by the thoughts of every bad thing I did in my life:
My braincells after seeing one more video with the thick of it playing
“Albuquerque BIOS Corruptions #3” ahh video💀😭🙏
scrolling down preparing for the unfunny lobotomy comments
Every party needs a pooper
This is why we invited you
@@Mordecrox it's an honor
guess who beat you to it by a few weeks
@@MordecroxThe memes suck.
@@joshuakorynta3385fr lobotomy is trash
This is mre like a ytp
"Atari is peak gaming!" The Atari:
What my mind thinks will happen when i ask a girl out :
Reality: Hey, you got weasels on your face. (Source: Happened to me. Best relationship)
@TamelaRedfin But what if they ask that i join the columbia record club?
Is this that 'analog horror' that those kids talk about
Benson: mordecai take the trash out and rigby do the dishes!
8 minutes later:
Al's pain is so severe that it leaks into other realities.
When you're a baby and you're parents say it's time to take away the iPad.
This new comment is yours
You are not funny #genagenda
The average 8 year old has a brain you brainwashed mosquito snotted pile of legumes
#spreadtheword
My terraria character on my 3ds when I edit in music boxes
When the sauerkraut hits too hard:
i love this inventive new digital horror series
I can't wait for the video "The Albuquerque Archives - The Scariest Digital Horror Series." which is an hour and 25 minutes long explaining how Weird Al was actually the Sauerkraut all along.
when you have a hot pepper
scratched up dvds be like
When that one friend who has a terrible microphone starts to crash out
the wii that his dimension runs on is corrupting
Don't worry! The kids are just playing!
The kids in question:
The kid in the back raging at his chromebook in class:
Every copy of Albuquerque is personalized
When thr shitpost is more popular than the arg:
@@hilalabiyu8679 sadly
subtle foreshadowning
Pov:when i copy+pasted a game rom and opened it
This would have been the scariest thing in 2010
my computer after i download and open believer.mp3.exe
it sounded like the smw theme for a few seconds lol
my computer when i delete system32:
when theres a little diddy in my head
How lobotomy sounds like:
How it feels to chew 5 gum
Vegans when they realize they're made of meat:
Me when my mother ties me to the wall and puts a funnel in my mouth and feeds me nothing but sauerkraut until I’m 26 and a half years old:
me after forgetting to take my meds:
"I believe it went a little something like this"
Proceeds to turn into windows 7
As a Windows 7 user, I can confirm
All the windows 7 computers at my school literally shut down completely sometimes 😭
that one annoying girl when i move something that is hers away from my space:
A man in Albuquerque ate Sauerkraut once. This is what happened to his brain.
STOPNI KNOW WHAT YOU ARE REFERENCING
that one computer virus:
Me When I’m eating something soft and and a feel a crunch
Finally, someone understands me.
when you realized there was a spider next to the whole time:
Something something Friday Night Funkin’ fans
Real
Are we back in 2021 now wtf
@@lazygirlaltwere not even progressing beyond 2021 why is everything repeating again, ts is groundhog day 😭
@@liquidthefoxnothing I'd repeating man, we got transported to the wrong time-line.
It's the year of the pedophile now
The entire nervius system when i hit my elbow a little bit too hard:
Your leg after stretching too hard:
me after drinking the mcdonadl sprite:::
me when i go to jerrys bait shop (you know the place)
0:03 super mario world athletic
I can't unhear it
Something like that, indeed.!.!
Why does this physically hurt to watch?
Average baby when you tap them:
Don’t do fentanyl, kids
Me and my parents after getting bitten by mosquitoes in our siblings apartments
0:03 has the potential for a creepy/videopasta video
When someone asks you how your college semester was
this is quite literally just every creepy pasta retake in a nutshell
me on a daily basis
told bro we geek hard
Weird Al(obotomy)
Wifi: *drops one bar*
Wifi:
Albuquerque creepypasta
Me after “accidentally” eating my car battery
weird alneurysm
cartridge tilting weasels
"Well then, what DO you have?"
Avarage vinesauce corruption stockpile vid:
Black Mesa scientists after they started a whole apocalypse from a portal with several creatures on it (a funny little guy pulled some levers for an experiment):
If Miracle Machine never met Zelda:
doctor: this wont hurt a bit
the kid in the other room:
miracle machine on his 27th year of eating a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast:
Новая серия Дикого Сланца прекрасна
Me when I try to connect to the internet (my parents never upgraded from Dialup):
me when the funny
Lactose intolerant people when I start breaking the fabric of reality: