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  • @-Pipsqueak-
    @-Pipsqueak- 2 месяца назад +658

    Albuquerque23 archives

  • @desuretard8654
    @desuretard8654 2 месяца назад +695

    Cartridge tilt speedrunning

    • @FunniFishMan12
      @FunniFishMan12 29 дней назад +14

      Dream has nothing on this

    • @madekillasam1553
      @madekillasam1553 26 дней назад +9

      I remember back when this technique was used in Albuquerque 64 to shave off a few seconds off speedruns

    • @Goober9674
      @Goober9674 23 дня назад +1

      😂😂🎉😢😢😮

    • @CutmanDrawz
      @CutmanDrawz 22 дня назад +2

      ​@@madekillasam1553 still not as popular as the lucky snorkel sequence break to keep it

    • @scobmalob
      @scobmalob 8 дней назад +2

      when the air doesnt smell like warm root beer and the towels are not oh so fluffey

  • @That-Guy0004
    @That-Guy0004 Месяц назад +577

    "dude creepypasta retakes are so peak"
    the peak in question:

    • @KoopalingMayhem
      @KoopalingMayhem 29 дней назад +16

      christian lizottes rap rat retake

    • @mm3shadowman982
      @mm3shadowman982 27 дней назад +22

      wdym creepypasta, this is premium ytp material

    • @Comrad2424
      @Comrad2424 27 дней назад +3

      @@mm3shadowman982he’s joking

    • @Sayseyphousepribe
      @Sayseyphousepribe 25 дней назад +3

      @@mm3shadowman982 run away from here before the redditors get here

    • @trollsansofficial
      @trollsansofficial 22 дня назад +6

      vibingleaf albuquerque

  • @Fahmed404
    @Fahmed404 25 дней назад +151

    "My strictly-sauerkraut-fed child is perfectly fine!"
    The kid in question:

    • @Coolzman-q1k
      @Coolzman-q1k 21 день назад +7

      This phonk is peak, the peak in question:

  • @hickstuff
    @hickstuff Месяц назад +228

    When everything is not juuuuuust peachy

    • @Patodeagua213
      @Patodeagua213 28 дней назад

      This would not happen if you eated your saurkreaut

    • @Adhejsnfn
      @Adhejsnfn 22 дня назад +8

      except for the fact that every single morning his mom would make him a big bowl of saurcraut for breakfast

    • @when-the-hrandomstuff
      @when-the-hrandomstuff 21 день назад +2

      AAAAAAAAA

    • @IAmTheEggman_366
      @IAmTheEggman_366 20 дней назад +4

      *BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT!*

    • @EarthyOSC
      @EarthyOSC 19 дней назад +3

      *awesome riff*

  • @RedHorizonz
    @RedHorizonz 28 дней назад +140

    When you lose that radio contest and you're back to eating sauerkraut for the rest of your life

    • @PeanutBuny27
      @PeanutBuny27 18 дней назад +5

      Bad ending

    • @Intriga1220
      @Intriga1220 14 дней назад +3

      @@PeanutBuny27whats the good ending?

    • @PeanutBuny27
      @PeanutBuny27 14 дней назад +2

      @@Intriga1220 The Regular one

    • @Intriga1220
      @Intriga1220 14 дней назад +1

      But how to get endings in the first place?

    • @PoopTVYTP
      @PoopTVYTP 4 дня назад

      ​@@Intriga1220you need to guess the number of molecules of Leonard Nimoy's butt

  • @UhhhIDontKnowEither
    @UhhhIDontKnowEither Месяц назад +141

    The Side Effects Of Eating Sauerkraut:

  • @lucerodelalba1851
    @lucerodelalba1851 Месяц назад +239

    "You're wrong,Sulphuric Acid!" Ahh meme

    • @Meemaster334
      @Meemaster334 28 дней назад +4

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* meme

    • @WeegeePinchesBack
      @WeegeePinchesBack 28 дней назад

      @@Meemaster334I’ve seen you 3 times now

    • @Meemaster334
      @Meemaster334 27 дней назад

      @@WeegeePinchesBack Yeah that's because I'm everywhere

    • @Crackehs
      @Crackehs 23 дня назад +2

      A conversation between weegees.. I see

  • @flightpointer
    @flightpointer 2 месяца назад +84

    my dreams when i suddenly remember something i'm not meant to remember about

    • @AleksandrVolkov1805
      @AleksandrVolkov1805 20 дней назад +4

      people in dreams when you say "this is a dream"

    • @CaSe-uv1iy
      @CaSe-uv1iy 12 дней назад

      Do you perhaps also see a black, ghostlike figure in those moments?

  • @eltiogenga1874
    @eltiogenga1874 Месяц назад +138

    My whole nervous system when i hit that specific part of my elbow:

  • @scribblecreations9733
    @scribblecreations9733 Месяц назад +60

    Me when bro sends 456 yottabytes of furry femboy thirst traps directly to my Neuralink

  • @Pec2013
    @Pec2013 Месяц назад +88

    me when the slightest inconvenience happens

  • @ReverieDawn
    @ReverieDawn Месяц назад +31

    Me watching Albuquerque during my lobotomy

  • @SephiRockLiveAndRebooted
    @SephiRockLiveAndRebooted 29 дней назад +22

    Vinny's corruption stockpiles be like:

    • @SonicPman
      @SonicPman 26 дней назад +2

      BOOTI PLZ TURN OFF LEEMETUR, I NEED CRUBST

  • @stockimage6174
    @stockimage6174 Месяц назад +29

    "i believe it went a little something like this"
    proceeds to make sounds of a cd corruption

  • @TarahVanessa
    @TarahVanessa Месяц назад +150

    analog horror sounds be like

  • @la.pumpkina.ghost48
    @la.pumpkina.ghost48 Месяц назад +59

    “dude Agamemnon counterpart is peak horror”
    The peak in question:

    • @THECRYSTALFOLLOWS
      @THECRYSTALFOLLOWS  Месяц назад +10

      @@la.pumpkina.ghost48 don't insult agamemnon counterpart like that

    • @GenialKirbo
      @GenialKirbo 23 дня назад +1

      ​@@THECRYSTALFOLLOWSHe was just joking 😅

  • @MetalJuggalo
    @MetalJuggalo Месяц назад +31

    Jokes aside seeing this song performed live was so cool

  • @LocalDruid651
    @LocalDruid651 Месяц назад +22

    Introverts when people:

  • @lunathedumpsterfire
    @lunathedumpsterfire Месяц назад +66

    what my thoughts feel like when I’m having an anxiety attack

  • @IndescribablePerson
    @IndescribablePerson Месяц назад +22

    me after eating a big old bowl of sauerkraut

    • @Adhejsnfn
      @Adhejsnfn Месяц назад +7

      every single morning

    • @Profkol0rado
      @Profkol0rado 28 дней назад +4

      ​@@Adhejsnfn"BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT, EVERY SINGLE MORNING"

    • @Adhejsnfn
      @Adhejsnfn 26 дней назад +2

      “it was driving me crazy”

    • @Crackehs
      @Crackehs 23 дня назад +3

      “So I said, Hey, mom! What’s with all the sauerkraut?”

    • @Viewer-r7l
      @Viewer-r7l 13 дней назад +1

      And my dear sweet mother; she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train…

  • @youraveragerobloxkid
    @youraveragerobloxkid Месяц назад +11

    The screams of agony sound even more authentic now

  • @philsharpe4315
    @philsharpe4315 29 дней назад +15

    I believe it went a little something like this: *opens the gates of hell*

  • @Drsunshine777
    @Drsunshine777 Месяц назад +17

    this is from "albuquerque but everytime they say albuquerque it restarts"

  • @Blazingfast494
    @Blazingfast494 8 дней назад +1

    My brain when I can't think of an obvious word

  • @KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd
    @KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd Месяц назад +60

    How it feels to be at Jerry's Bait Shop.

    • @THECRYSTALFOLLOWS
      @THECRYSTALFOLLOWS  Месяц назад +15

      @@KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd yk the place

    • @tee6025
      @tee6025 Месяц назад +11

      @@THECRYSTALFOLLOWS well anyway life was going swell

    • @THECRYSTALFOLLOWS
      @THECRYSTALFOLLOWS  Месяц назад +11

      @@tee6025 and everything was JUUUUUUST PEACHY!

    • @sarahlt1
      @sarahlt1 Месяц назад +7

      @@THECRYSTALFOLLOWS exempt from the undeniable fact that every single morning

    • @NJB1010-
      @NJB1010- Месяц назад +6

      @@sarahlt1 my mother would make me a biggol bowl of SAUERKRAUT for breakfast

  • @Jaxandpomniplushreal1234
    @Jaxandpomniplushreal1234 24 дня назад +2

    Mario 64 when you tilt the cartridge by 0.0000001 centimeters:

  • @angelcriscimeni6213
    @angelcriscimeni6213 26 дней назад +43

    0:11 am i hearing him say "OH GOD" or is that just me

    • @LocalDruid651
      @LocalDruid651 23 дня назад +7

      He might have possibly said it in the original.

    • @DarianTrinity
      @DarianTrinity 18 дней назад +2

      ​@@LocalDruid651 He did

  • @gloomyamateur
    @gloomyamateur 27 дней назад +6

    “analog horror is SO much scarier than traditional horror.. it terrifies you to your CORE.” the video:

  • @THECRYSTALFOLLOWS
    @THECRYSTALFOLLOWS  2 месяца назад +22

    Weird alobotomy

  • @islippedtheslime
    @islippedtheslime 25 дней назад +5

    Me trying to recall something to my friends before being rudely interrupted by the thoughts of every bad thing I did in my life:

  • @JoaquiniiiSoto
    @JoaquiniiiSoto 29 дней назад +6

    My braincells after seeing one more video with the thick of it playing

  • @elevenlabsdubs
    @elevenlabsdubs 25 дней назад +4

    “Albuquerque BIOS Corruptions #3” ahh video💀😭🙏

  • @yeahuhthisisachannel5341
    @yeahuhthisisachannel5341 Месяц назад +20

    scrolling down preparing for the unfunny lobotomy comments

  • @Nugget111uh1
    @Nugget111uh1 28 дней назад +7

    "Atari is peak gaming!" The Atari:

  • @Deranged_ottoman
    @Deranged_ottoman Месяц назад +10

    What my mind thinks will happen when i ask a girl out :

    • @TamelaRedfin
      @TamelaRedfin 26 дней назад +2

      Reality: Hey, you got weasels on your face. (Source: Happened to me. Best relationship)

    • @Deranged_ottoman
      @Deranged_ottoman 26 дней назад

      @TamelaRedfin But what if they ask that i join the columbia record club?

  • @jakefromstatefarm8964
    @jakefromstatefarm8964 2 дня назад +1

    Is this that 'analog horror' that those kids talk about

  • @_dankRITZ
    @_dankRITZ 10 дней назад +2

    Benson: mordecai take the trash out and rigby do the dishes!
    8 minutes later:

  • @King_Calcium
    @King_Calcium 11 дней назад

    Al's pain is so severe that it leaks into other realities.

  • @liambishop496
    @liambishop496 Месяц назад +9

    When you're a baby and you're parents say it's time to take away the iPad.

  • @Jedericdotzip
    @Jedericdotzip 29 дней назад +9

    My terraria character on my 3ds when I edit in music boxes

  • @ApocalypseMoose
    @ApocalypseMoose 27 дней назад +2

    When the sauerkraut hits too hard:

  • @bigspaghettio
    @bigspaghettio Месяц назад +5

    i love this inventive new digital horror series

    • @Boolets-qv2nd
      @Boolets-qv2nd 28 дней назад +1

      I can't wait for the video "The Albuquerque Archives - The Scariest Digital Horror Series." which is an hour and 25 minutes long explaining how Weird Al was actually the Sauerkraut all along.

  • @VCRGame88
    @VCRGame88 Месяц назад +9

    when you have a hot pepper

  • @KKHell
    @KKHell 27 дней назад +3

    scratched up dvds be like

  • @MarvinBonilla-id5pd
    @MarvinBonilla-id5pd Месяц назад +3

    When that one friend who has a terrible microphone starts to crash out

  • @jessiesnwexperience
    @jessiesnwexperience 27 дней назад +2

    the wii that his dimension runs on is corrupting

  • @AbeTorres-hj8sb
    @AbeTorres-hj8sb 17 дней назад +1

    Don't worry! The kids are just playing!
    The kids in question:

  • @theskullemoji
    @theskullemoji Месяц назад +4

    The kid in the back raging at his chromebook in class:

  • @warionumbahone7642
    @warionumbahone7642 Месяц назад +2

    Every copy of Albuquerque is personalized

  • @hilalabiyu8679
    @hilalabiyu8679 23 дня назад +3

    When thr shitpost is more popular than the arg:

  • @panedng
    @panedng 3 дня назад

    subtle foreshadowning

  • @GriffinForte
    @GriffinForte Месяц назад +4

    Pov:when i copy+pasted a game rom and opened it

  • @ruby_from_bfdi
    @ruby_from_bfdi 28 дней назад +2

    This would have been the scariest thing in 2010

  • @trumangraham2602
    @trumangraham2602 Месяц назад +7

    my computer after i download and open believer.mp3.exe

  • @da_kine
    @da_kine 29 дней назад +3

    it sounded like the smw theme for a few seconds lol

  • @LonesomeBeing
    @LonesomeBeing Месяц назад +5

    my computer when i delete system32:

  • @Gerzez
    @Gerzez Месяц назад +3

    when theres a little diddy in my head

  • @SCG_2763
    @SCG_2763 Месяц назад +2

    How lobotomy sounds like:

  • @galaxykid420
    @galaxykid420 4 дня назад

    How it feels to chew 5 gum

  • @CarmenYudithParra
    @CarmenYudithParra Месяц назад +7

    Vegans when they realize they're made of meat:

  • @ResetOnYoutube
    @ResetOnYoutube Месяц назад +4

    Me when my mother ties me to the wall and puts a funnel in my mouth and feeds me nothing but sauerkraut until I’m 26 and a half years old:

  • @wingsandbladesreal
    @wingsandbladesreal Месяц назад +4

    me after forgetting to take my meds:

  • @toxic_gamer1
    @toxic_gamer1 27 дней назад +2

    "I believe it went a little something like this"
    Proceeds to turn into windows 7

    • @superdean9966
      @superdean9966 24 дня назад

      As a Windows 7 user, I can confirm

    • @THECRYSTALFOLLOWS
      @THECRYSTALFOLLOWS  16 дней назад

      All the windows 7 computers at my school literally shut down completely sometimes 😭

  • @16-BitMario94
    @16-BitMario94 24 дня назад +1

    that one annoying girl when i move something that is hers away from my space:

  • @HeckingLoser
    @HeckingLoser 20 дней назад +2

    A man in Albuquerque ate Sauerkraut once. This is what happened to his brain.

  • @RedBlueBox-y8i
    @RedBlueBox-y8i Месяц назад +4

    that one computer virus:

  • @KezKaz
    @KezKaz Месяц назад +3

    Me When I’m eating something soft and and a feel a crunch

  • @lntrohvert
    @lntrohvert 27 дней назад +2

    Finally, someone understands me.

  • @Im_done_with_this_handle
    @Im_done_with_this_handle 7 дней назад

    when you realized there was a spider next to the whole time:

  • @CalebTibster
    @CalebTibster Месяц назад +10

    Something something Friday Night Funkin’ fans

    • @THECRYSTALFOLLOWS
      @THECRYSTALFOLLOWS  Месяц назад +2

      Real

    • @lazygirlalt
      @lazygirlalt Месяц назад +1

      Are we back in 2021 now wtf

    • @liquidthefox
      @liquidthefox Месяц назад +2

      @@lazygirlaltwere not even progressing beyond 2021 why is everything repeating again, ts is groundhog day 😭

    • @THECRYSTALFOLLOWS
      @THECRYSTALFOLLOWS  28 дней назад +1

      ​@@liquidthefoxnothing I'd repeating man, we got transported to the wrong time-line.
      It's the year of the pedophile now

  • @ben.juan.
    @ben.juan. 5 дней назад

    The entire nervius system when i hit my elbow a little bit too hard:

  • @medicalbeverage
    @medicalbeverage Месяц назад +3

    Your leg after stretching too hard:

  • @Tails_and_Luigi101
    @Tails_and_Luigi101 Месяц назад +3

    me after drinking the mcdonadl sprite:::

  • @voxenl7110
    @voxenl7110 Месяц назад +2

    me when i go to jerrys bait shop (you know the place)

  • @Anarqism
    @Anarqism 25 дней назад +3

    0:03 super mario world athletic

  • @Peepimus
    @Peepimus 24 дня назад +1

    Something like that, indeed.!.!

  • @thatrandomrecorder914
    @thatrandomrecorder914 29 дней назад +1

    Why does this physically hurt to watch?

  • @nfthegamer6299
    @nfthegamer6299 21 день назад +1

    Average baby when you tap them:

  • @NothingPossiblyQuestionMark
    @NothingPossiblyQuestionMark 29 дней назад +1

    Don’t do fentanyl, kids

  • @kaoaahajaoaoa1.520
    @kaoaahajaoaoa1.520 29 дней назад +1

    Me and my parents after getting bitten by mosquitoes in our siblings apartments

  • @XxProGamerUSAxX
    @XxProGamerUSAxX 28 дней назад +2

    0:03 has the potential for a creepy/videopasta video

  • @Wobbmin
    @Wobbmin 26 дней назад

    When someone asks you how your college semester was

  • @golden_billy_plays
    @golden_billy_plays 19 дней назад

    this is quite literally just every creepy pasta retake in a nutshell

  • @zach9999
    @zach9999 18 дней назад +1

    me on a daily basis

    • @whetstonee
      @whetstonee 18 дней назад

      told bro we geek hard

  • @RyderAlley-lr8yp
    @RyderAlley-lr8yp Месяц назад +4

    Weird Al(obotomy)

  • @Stickerman09
    @Stickerman09 24 дня назад +1

    Wifi: *drops one bar*
    Wifi:

  • @kobythetater
    @kobythetater 25 дней назад +1

    Albuquerque creepypasta

  • @YungKazoo
    @YungKazoo Месяц назад +3

    Me after “accidentally” eating my car battery

  • @KoopalingMayhem
    @KoopalingMayhem 29 дней назад +2

    weird alneurysm

  • @MOAB-vx7sw
    @MOAB-vx7sw 20 дней назад +1

    cartridge tilting weasels

  • @Mach-78
    @Mach-78 Месяц назад +2

    Avarage vinesauce corruption stockpile vid:

  • @Dat_weird_gamer
    @Dat_weird_gamer 23 дня назад +1

    Black Mesa scientists after they started a whole apocalypse from a portal with several creatures on it (a funny little guy pulled some levers for an experiment):

  • @ExploreroftheInternets
    @ExploreroftheInternets 25 дней назад

    If Miracle Machine never met Zelda:

  • @SuperGibaLogan
    @SuperGibaLogan День назад

    doctor: this wont hurt a bit
    the kid in the other room:

  • @davidthecommenter
    @davidthecommenter 28 дней назад

    miracle machine on his 27th year of eating a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast:

  • @maysdan_
    @maysdan_ Месяц назад +2

    Новая серия Дикого Сланца прекрасна

  • @Nugget111uh1
    @Nugget111uh1 28 дней назад +2

    Me when I try to connect to the internet (my parents never upgraded from Dialup):

  • @IIIArtistixIII
    @IIIArtistixIII Месяц назад +7

    me when the funny

  • @Snowycapz14
    @Snowycapz14 8 дней назад

    Lactose intolerant people when I start breaking the fabric of reality: