women For god sakes just ask if the guy is single also "what if the guy has this same approach to you" "oh then we are made for each other" JELLY YOU GUYS WOULD NEVER ACTUALLY INTERACT IF THAT WAS THE CASE
me, going to starbucks and sitting across from a weird, lonely, autistic looking girl: "oh, look at the time! i have to go, but if i were to accidentally leave something like a jacket somewhere, it would be perfectly normal and socially acceptable for the person who found it to text me at my phone number which is on my business card in my jacket pocket and ask to meet up at the park or church or for coffee or lunch or anything really. and it would be totally fine even if she were awkward or clingy, in fact, i find that quite cute and endearing and a trait that i would like to have in a girlfriend."
The risk to personal investment is too high for the normal female psyche. Go watch or read some material on the psychology of it. Women had it figured out centuries ago, though. Just "drop a handkerchief". Sometimes it was literal, but it just means opening the door for the man to approach in an ambiguous manner that allows her plausible deniability. Your average woman is literally programmed by ancient instinctual drives to be consequence avoidant. It's why the modern way most are raised is the source of so many problems. Despite Jelly being quite neurodivergent, apparently she's a huge normie in this particular aspect. Anyway, she should just make an opening that gives the guy the ok for "initiative", especially nowadays. Men have always been wary of just approaching unknown women out of the blue, but nowadays society has made it way worse. So it's once again on women to initiate the interaction one way or another.
Oh boy. While that's a part of it, it's more the very justified fear of how nightmarish women themselves, and through society and the government, have made dating and marriage.
This is going to be the plot of an anime: My Cute Alien Carnivore Big Game Hunter Doesn't Understand Human Society. Coming soon to a slice of life comedy section near you.
Man, Jelly is such a vibe... plus, the choice of background music for this adds such a layer of tragedy to what initially may have seemed to be a comedy.
The idea that it's rude to approach someone you're interested in if they aren't interested in you is an absurd reality. It's a natural result to be embarrassed but you didn't do anything wrong, you operated on the information available. Jelly's plan to accumulate MORE information is... certainly something, though.
Normal Human Response: "This is deranged and she needs help." Me, and probably at least 20% of bros reading this comment: "How do I get a girl to stalk me like this?"
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Women will do anything but just ask a man out
nah thats just jelly
least schizo phasecon talent
New caution sign just droped "Jerry nearby"
_ゴゴゴゴゴ_
She's just coding there. Menacingly
Jelly "im normal, this is normal" Hoshiumi
Pippa is getting to seem to be one of the more normal ones as the others get more honest.
"It's not stalking if they don't find out!"
😱
Now that's wild 😂
Dude literally just had to use the SH2 OST just to CONVEY an inkling of what Jerry Hoshiumi is going through right now
women
For god sakes just ask if the guy is single
also "what if the guy has this same approach to you" "oh then we are made for each other" JELLY YOU GUYS WOULD NEVER ACTUALLY INTERACT IF THAT WAS THE CASE
Just two autists counter-stalking each other both too scared to make the move
Jelly "Completely Normal" Hoshiumi
This was, in fact, not a bit. Her next brilliant idea was, a dating "business card"or introduction card if you will...
Thats giving someone your number with flair
She needs to make a lovequest sign. That should work.
@@Elfkyle I support her in her quest to find a girlfriend-free boy.
Why must she be an awawa with rage?
@@Rogue-a-Pogue she just wants a cute boy her age
JESUS CHRIST JERRY
When you leave a cafe and it pops up,
"hold x to run"
"new objective: lose and hide from the pursuer"
Someone get this woman a husband, STAT!
I'm volunterring.
I offer myself as tribute
me, going to starbucks and sitting across from a weird, lonely, autistic looking girl: "oh, look at the time! i have to go, but if i were to accidentally leave something like a jacket somewhere, it would be perfectly normal and socially acceptable for the person who found it to text me at my phone number which is on my business card in my jacket pocket and ask to meet up at the park or church or for coffee or lunch or anything really. and it would be totally fine even if she were awkward or clingy, in fact, i find that quite cute and endearing and a trait that i would like to have in a girlfriend."
I volunteer as tribute.
You misspelled therapist
she's so normal
The most normal femcel in phase connect
... and that says a lot.
Wrong, she:
1. Lives in the 21st century
2. Is a woman (allegedly)
Therefore, she's not a femcel
This is one of the oldest copy pasta's on the internet. Pretty sure I remember hearing this one about 20 years ago.
Then shes a stalker and 40
Literally all a girl has to do is ask, it's the simplest thing possible and yet they can't even get that right, amazing
and they wonder why the guys checked out from the game
The risk to personal investment is too high for the normal female psyche. Go watch or read some material on the psychology of it.
Women had it figured out centuries ago, though. Just "drop a handkerchief". Sometimes it was literal, but it just means opening the door for the man to approach in an ambiguous manner that allows her plausible deniability.
Your average woman is literally programmed by ancient instinctual drives to be consequence avoidant. It's why the modern way most are raised is the source of so many problems.
Despite Jelly being quite neurodivergent, apparently she's a huge normie in this particular aspect. Anyway, she should just make an opening that gives the guy the ok for "initiative", especially nowadays.
Men have always been wary of just approaching unknown women out of the blue, but nowadays society has made it way worse. So it's once again on women to initiate the interaction one way or another.
Oh boy. While that's a part of it, it's more the very justified fear of how nightmarish women themselves, and through society and the government, have made dating and marriage.
The fact some women genuinely think stalking is a viable option and see nothing wrong with it is deeply disturbing.
she's just perfect
This is going to be the plot of an anime: My Cute Alien Carnivore Big Game Hunter Doesn't Understand Human Society. Coming soon to a slice of life comedy section near you.
But Jerry, I've been at a Starbucks for days.
Man, Jelly is such a vibe... plus, the choice of background music for this adds such a layer of tragedy to what initially may have seemed to be a comedy.
Jerry, one of the scariest beings in Phase World
Silent Hill 2 music was a nice touch
But if I do it the girl freaks out and calls the cops. Smh cant do anything as a man.
Oh god lmao. God bless jelly. I'm sure she deserves someone nice.
Remember guys, jelly is the “normal” one
Normal woman behavior...
This sounds like something that'd be included at the beginning of a true crime documentary as a demonstration of the murderer's mental instability.
"I dont wanna look needy" breh
but when I do it they scream and call the cops
I want the Jerry sphere to be a merch
The deepdive into a phase talent. We can use this to research how the mentally sick think. A long step forward.
I'm going to reverse engineer this
If a man does this, he goes to prison.
@@RambleOn07 society
Young enough old enough, ye it be like that
Average Phase Mentality
I know this is a joke, but it's fr alittle depressing. Once you leave school it gets so hard to meet people.
god i want a girl like this
just need to go to a starbucks after 7 and hopes she stalks you
The background music makes it 10x more scarier
We joke and yeah it's a bit. But it still makes me feel bad. Someone please romance our Jelly 🙏
Starbucks usually never gives out receipts. It's a bit, confirmed
(Jelly has my consent to stalk me)
Jelly "How is stalking not normal" Hoshiumi
Is this the most clipped Jerry segment ever? Yet I still watch in awe every time.
I agree with Jerry, completely normal behavior
if only I had a girl so into me that she stalks me to get to know me better
misogyny just went up
It follows.
i have nothing to say at this point... im leaving the chat.
Jelly, you can ask him out for a cup of coffee and get to know him faster o.O
Time is money Jelly!
She doesn't have to do this. All she has to do is ask me and I'll be there.
Hoshiumi Jelly no yuutsu
Has Jerry never heard of just asking a man?
😦 you wish it was a bit until you realize someone took the time to methodically plan it out
To be fair to Jelly, this is normal woman behaviour.
And it doesn't work.
Is Phase Connect the only corpo in which the fans collectively all want the talents TO ACTUALLY GET a boyfriend/husband?
It's not creepy if they're cute
She's crazy. That must be why she's an invader.
Phase connects number 1 sure fire pick up tactic: Stockholme Syndrome
>This is normal
Yeah, for Kraven the Hunter
0:07 Yep. Fish where Fishes at.
I can see now why a lot of vtuber date their mane-sans. And I also now see that's not advice you can give to Jerry (or anyone).
I'll recreate the sequel - disappearance of jelly hoshiumi.
Guys, don't check my basement
Truly the moment of all time
Please, never date, Jerry. You're scaring the males.
It's jover
peak wife material
Something something woman feigning pain activation.
Questionable method .. but I guess it’s pretty normal for Jelly..
Oh sweet little Jelly bean, I hope you find love one day.
This is scary
Jollybee "I am normal" Horishima
I wouldn't mind if she stalked me
jelly will do anything besides ask man directly
Jelly "Pyramid Head" Hoshiumi
Jelly please stalk me
Number of Phase Connect viewers visiting Starbucks has just _drastically_ increased
Stay safe bros. There are single Jellys in your area.
jerrycho sea of stars everybody
Oh no ! So it's not stalking its research .
YandereConnect.
jerry is why vtubers aren't fleshtubers
What is a Jelly? * Sideways dog face *
Jerry ain't beating the allegations!
Need stalker gf
Hey guy, when does this bit stop? It's been going on for a while now...
Jo'on Yorigami but Blue please just ask the guy out
I can see this stalking method work at conventions
The idea that it's rude to approach someone you're interested in if they aren't interested in you is an absurd reality.
It's a natural result to be embarrassed but you didn't do anything wrong, you operated on the information available.
Jelly's plan to accumulate MORE information is... certainly something, though.
Normal Human Response: "This is deranged and she needs help."
Me, and probably at least 20% of bros reading this comment: "How do I get a girl to stalk me like this?"
the kinda guy she wants would be very sculpted , 6ft , 6 figures time to skip and go next
Woman moment.
That's scary af 😂😂
How many of those of you who watch Jerry would keep watching if she got married? I'm genuinely curious.
why does this sound like an esl clips video?
Sadly, you got to stalk a little.
Can someone send her the matara clip
Man...
She's just joking, right?
Right?
💀💀💀
What did she mean by this?
dont do this in west lol
wtf