Harry Potter Retold By People Who've Never Read It
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- Опубликовано: 26 фев 2014
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We found a handful of people who've never seen or read Harry Potter and asked them to describe the plot for us. Then we illustrated their stories for a version of Harry Potter like you've never seen before. Join Harry Potter and his friends Hermione and Jacob as they study at Magic School to defeat Nostril Man to become King of the Wizards!
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The adventures of Harry, Hermione, Jacob, and Gandalf.
TRUU BAHAHAHA
He should have known its Harry heromine ton and Gandalf!!! Everyone knows that
Ron* Dumbledore* xD
😂
😂😂😂😂
"Voldemort killed Harry Potter because he was being too nosy."
Well, anyone's too nosy when you ain't got a nose.
EXACTLY!
😂😂😂😂😂 yass exactly
Well I guess this is why Voldemort hates muggles
True
Tianming Gao Now I understand😂
This vid almost turned meh into Death eater
ALMOST
@@ohshit4860 lmao😂
I don't wanna destroy 394 likes😂💜
*voldemort killed Harry Potter in this golden room with a bowl of talking water*
Where the hell do you get this information from?
Mystical Vxbe and “Gandalf”
Harry and his friends *JaCoB* and Hermione
*Nostril man*
I mean the talking water could be the Pensieve? Maybe? No idea where the "golden room" thing came from though... or why the guy thought Voldemort killed Harry there.
From the voices on his head.
"He's gonna be a witch"
that's what the owl said
Cookie Monster SAAAATAAANN 666
autocorrect: your a wizard harry
"i never read fantasy books"
you think this isn't REAL
Muggles these day, I mean honestly.
BryeDoesStuff I know right, muggles know nothing.
Literal Ray of Sunshine wow that literally saying that phan isn't real ;D
How could anyone believe such lies? I have obtained the elder wand-how could the H.P universe not be real? xD
Literal Ray of Sunshine what sad world did they live in
"His friend Jacob and Hermione."
"Went to hogwarts"
"At they get brought to hogwarts with a wagon."
"He plays quidditch."
"Witch is a game where you hit a seagull into a hoops."
"Then Voldemort killed Harry Potter because He was nosy."
Jesus I died
I cried: Jingle Bells, what the hell, Quidditch sounds so weird, Golden Chamber Load of sh*t, My father'll hear about this...!
good to see you proffesor!
I was dieing 😂
@@rosethz2474 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*which
This is so cringe (but props to that guy for knowing about Lupin)
Yes that was the only points I was like " ah thank God!!"
The ONLY thing they got right 🤣
I just laughed... I love Moony XD
Yes it was
honestly!
My father will hear about this rubbish
😂😂
omg lol
+MISH MASH lol
+MISH MASH XD
You just gave me life
"He killed Harry Potter because he was being too NOSY"
LOL Voldemort is jealous because he doesn't have one
I literally LOLed when I saw that
IKR when he said that I almost died because I was like "You don't know how good a pun you just made"
This comment is hilarious!! ...
Derp Wafflez lol
Dat pun doe
I'm a big fan of HP as well as LOTR , so when that man said "gandalf" I legit died🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same 😂
Meeeee threeeeeee
Same lol
omg litterly same😂😂
unicorns in the darkness omg I am toooo
“An owl comes into his room and tells him he’s gonna be a witch”
seriouslyyy 🤣🤣
They play qui..qui...quidditch. It is a stick game where you hit pigeons with sticks, through to goal posts that move like this.
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
Kyle Linville i cant stop laughing
These MUGGLES
One word? Muggles.
Tbh I'm surprised they actually knew about quidditch considering how much they know about everything else 😂
People: "I have never read Harry Potter before"
Me:
Levicorpus!
Sectumsempra!
Crucio!
Expelliarmus!
Bombarda!
Incendio!
Petrificus totalus!
Stupefy!
Rictusempra!
Reducto!
Confringo!
Aguamenti!
Immobulus!
Reducto!
Diffindo!
Siriusly?!? There is something Ron with these people!
Fudge! I can't come up with a good pun.
Lol
haha!
Aww thanks :)
I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE YASSS
“Harry dates Hermione and Ron becomes a loner”
What they all say
Fr, even i thought that before I was a huge harry potter fan lol
You mean Jacob?
@@alyssacheng46 i was about to say that
@@avathegryffinclaw lol same
that part got me cringing hard lmao
'A monster comes into his room and puts a z in his head with a stick'
Too strange !!
Why won't the poor boy run of if that troll of a Voldemort just has a damn stick ???
My mom hasnt read or watch Harry Potter. Last week she told me:
Me: Mom, i'm a hufflepuff.
Mom: What am i, then?
Me: I am sorry, but i am sure you are a muggle
Mom: What does that mean?
Me: It means you are not a Witch
Mom: I am!!!!
Me: If you are, tell me the name of the school where Harry studies.
Mom: Harrots!!
Me: Ok, you really are a muggle
Dude don't trust her, moms are secretly witches, they always have, have you never questioned the incredible things they do? One example: They could litteraly figure out that someone is hiding a secret from them JUSY by looking at them!
And thats just ONE example
Alicia DG lol I'm not a fan of HP but I know it's hogworts
Omggggg I laughed so hard at this 😂😂😂 thanks for making my day!
Alicia uh
Alicia DG no no no. Harrots is a school for carrots.
Muggles.
so muggles
Roxanne Roth fucking muggles
Roxanne Roth THEY KNOW ABOUT US NOW! *obliviate*
OBLIVIATE *erases everyones minds*
Catvation nooo Avada Kedrava!dont know if im spelling this right. Correct me if im wrong...
Houses in Hogwarts
Raven claw:Really Smart
Hufflepuff: Cute
Slytherin: Evil
Gryffindor: *people who are generally kind*
NOT ALL ALYTHERINS ARE EVIL! YOU'RE GETTING A RESPONSE FROM ONE! It's just that apart from other houses (except maybe Ravenclaw) we know what we want and how to get it. Most of us DO have moral standards, though we usually only stop at something irreversible, such as unforgivables or other extremely illegal situations that there is no way out of. Of well.
@@m.b.portnoy2350 chill dude..we know not all of them are evil. But people who haven't seen or read HP think otherwise 😂😂
@@m.b.portnoy2350 in the video, when they say the house "evil" it shows up a snake symbol. But your are right, not every syltherin is mean. Theyre meaning is ambitious and something else idk.
@@maitremridul well, yeah. i have a ton fo friends who r hufflepuffs and i like them for their kind personality, but that's like the only house perfectly represented everywhere.
@@fatimanur8759 but ppl who HAVE read and watched HP encourage that viewpoint, and even JKR does! just because there was 1 year when a ton of kids parents messed up and forced them to follow them doesn't mean anything.
Houses:
Really Smart
Cute
Evil
People That Are Generally Kind
There’s me in the corner saying all the actual houses as they keep talking😢
theres me puking at the lady saying if u generally don't AT LEAST know about Gryffindor Hufflepuff slytherin and ravenclaw god bless u
TurfyStream53 I mean, she's somewhat accurate
Replace "People who are generally kind" with "main characters and brave guys" and that's really a good description of how the houses are seen
Just wait until my father hears about this
Lyndsie Edwards the best comment I've seen all day
Malfoy back at it again
Still waiting
Omg
Lyndsie Edwards OMG WHYYYYYYY😂😂😂😂😂
"his friends, jacob and hermione"
"and than they met gandalf"
i love this dude haha
smellslikeghosts LOL JACOB
smellslikeghosts 😂😂😂
smellslikeghosts IKR!!!!
This is what happens to muggles when they are being asked if what is magic
YOOOOOO ARMYYYYY_
“They go to hogwarts in like a cart or something” AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS KILLED ME
Freaking muggles will never understand....
~~Sincerely yours truly Raven Claw house member~~
so true. I could not watch this without cringing. God damn Muggles.
- Sincerely a Hufflepuff member-
Yeah for reals I was cringing the whole time because these muggles don't have their facts straight...
They need to watch and read Harry Potter otherwise I will not be at peace
OMFG Same here....
Ravenclaw is one word...
- Yours Truley, A Fellow Ravenclaw-
P.S. Because I'm a ravenclaw I'm correcting this, not at all trying to be rude.
*points wand to self*
obliviate
olivia joseph 😂😂
olivia joseph Oh, you can do that? I've always had so much trouble with that one it always confused me.
Yes let me join
olivia joseph lol
I wish I could do that to myself, that way I can reread and rewatch with no knowledge
"A monster puts a z scar on his forehead with a stick" - does this bit remind anyone else of how in AVPS harry says "I was in the car with my parents and then we crashed...into a crocodile. My parents got eaten but then the crocodile took out a KNIFE and gave me this scar"
0:07 might want to rethink that statement.
“And then an Owl comes and says,”your gonna be a witch”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Meow Maniac I don’t remember Hagrid being a owl and that he said you are going to be a witch....I remember it that Hagrid said:”Yer a wizzard harry”
Harry:A what?
Hagrid:A wizzard
Owl: You're gonna be a witch. (Harry: What?) A witch. Welcome to the Wizarding World, Harriot.
Meow Maniac yes “ a witch “ ITS NOT THAT HARD TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WIZARD AND A WITCH
Harriet 👏👏😂😂😂
Wait until my father hears about this
XD
Lol
do you have a patronus cape Malfoy? I don't think so XD
Jar jar Binks On youtube 😂
XxSophia LedwardxX what????
How someone havent seen or read Harry Potter!? It's the best book and movie franchise ever! It's basically my life and my religion!
9 year old epic gamer soldier it isn’t basically your religion it is a religion and you are part of it
Well I’m 21 and have never read or seen any Harry Potter movies, it’s quite easy to avoid actually.
Imagine having 8 movies and no Oscars 😂 Movies were great... Could've been better. Definitely NOT the best 😂
I wasn’t allowed to watch or read until I was 16
@@bekinibottom i feel bad for you
I think every Harry potter fan watching this should be termed the 'girl or boy who lived'
😅😅
*underrated comment*
Hahaha
The adventures of Harry Potter, Hermione, and Jacob
+Stella Ferro Lol what if they were talking about Cedric??
Jacob from Twilight? He wasn't played by Robert Pattinson (Cedric
It was meant to be a joke just about the different movies with the same actor...
and they have Gandalf for Dumbledore... xD
+Stella Ferro yescan this be the thing now? ron is forever Jacob (I mean where did he even get that name there's no one even called Jacob is there??)
As a huge Harry Potter fan watching this was painful.
ESPECIALLY THE FACT THAT NOBODY KNEW WHO THE ENTIRE WEASLEY FAMILY OR EVEN RON WAS
Amy Li the WEASLEY ARE ICONIC WIZARDING FAMILY
Amy Li of course because Harry Potter is the main character and they are just Muggles. Actually it's kinda funny to see what Muggles think and know about Harry Potter world 😂
Amy Li i feel you
Don't you mean Jacob? 😏😏😏
Amy Li i will kill them ..,i promise
"Voldemort killed Harry Potter because he was too nosy"
Me: I think he got jelous because he got a chance to be *NOSY*
😂😂😂😂😂
This is TORTURE to those who are Potterheads.
Michelle Coral but at least its funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣OMG I'm dying
CRUCIO
Especially to the Slytherins. NOT ALL ALYTHERINS ARE EVIL! YOU'RE GETTING A RESPONSE FROM ONE! It's just that apart from other houses (except maybe Ravenclaw) we know what we want and how to get it. Most of us DO have moral standards, though we usually only stop at something irreversible, such as unforgivables or other extremely illegal situations that there is no way out of. Of well.
Let them be tortured!
@@m.b.portnoy2350 EXACTLY! I may not be a Slytherin, but I am also tired of people saying that all Slytherins are evil and that Slytherin is the bad house! It's so overrated!
Quidditch= a game where you hit pigeons with sticks between moving goals
Clove Kentwell Huh, I must need to reread Quidditch Through The Ages. I can’t seem to recall that from the books...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like Sirislee, wizards aren't that crewl. the spelling, I tell myself is why I am not in ravenclaw 😅
Clove Kentwell you like hunger games!!!!!!!!!?????? I
Luna Lovefood3478 uh… yeah
I died at the Jacob part
I died at everything it was just too funny
Me too
+Sam Roberts he sounded so confident
he just rolled with it
+Sam Roberts It killed me that he got the name Hermione but not Ron!
+Sam Roberts maybe he misheard the name which is DRACO and not JACOB.... maybe..... but still I hate that part.... I was literally dying when I hear that....
' An owl comes to his house and tells him that he is going to be a *Witch*'
Not a wizard,a witch.
LUPIN IS THE WEREWOLF
YOU’RE CORRECT
-me 2019
Anyone else feel bad for the pigeons? 😂
Tye Kenner yup... POOR BIRDS THEY HAD LIVES TO LIVE
RIP PIGEONS
PIGEONS HAVE LIVES TOO!
Me
As a massive Harry Potter fan, this was so cringy. The cringiest part was when the lady said she didnt read fantasy. She is literally my worst enemy...
Edit: Omg I haven't gotten more than like 5 likes XD Thanks guys!!!!
Leah Fedorchak I KNOW!!!
She like Draco to u?
Yea...I know ppl are different but this video made me sad 😭😭😭
tell me about it
I know how you feel this was SO triggering for me as a potterhead
Most of these people know the general idea, probably have children/grandchildren/cousins/nieces/nephews etc who read the series and then they just here bits of it and out of the bits they hear, they put together to educate guess the story.
“And then Voldemort killed Harry Potter because he was being too NOSY😂😂😂😂😂
"Harry and Hermoine fall in love..." I ran of and died... ITS RON PEOPLE!!!!
And then Ron is in the corner and he's like ':('
ROn dating Hermione is a mistake Rowling herself admits to, Harry and Hermione have much more in common.
Hayley Croston Ikr
Hayley Croston I like how he called Ron Jacob
Hayley Croston off
I really Hope that the producers told them the real story afterwards...
Random Girl ya because that thing was like sooooooooooo incorrect.
that will make a horrible day for the producer
Yaa
These people are upsetting me
Random Girl yeah
Me as Hermione: No, that's Not how Quidditch is played, besides, you're saying it wrong.
Hermione: "stop stop...you're saying it wrong..." to the entire video 😅
Imagine this WAS the real story of Harry potter
To silly .
My sister told such stories when she was probably 1 .
They were still better
"I feel like nostril man like dies, like he falls off a cliff or something"
NOSTRIL MAN?!?! LMAO 😂😂⚡️⚡️
Cassady Dzurik lol
wow. just wow. i mean, snake face makes more sense, but nostril man tho. so funny.
I expected one of them to say "No-Nose Guy" but Nostril Man?!
I love your profile pic.
Cassady Noelle as I read this she said it 😂
“Nostril man.”
*NOSTRIL MAN.*
i laughed so hard at that
*I bet they'll get a shock when they find out that Harry and Hermione never fell in love*
"And tells him that he is a witch"
HARRY IS A MAN
As a potterhead I find this to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.
Sameeee
+Shadow Alliance So true!!
same
same
same...jacob tho lol
I guess they didn't open the book page 394. After all this time?
always
Avada Kedrava
+clotilde besson always
I'm reading the Deathly Hallows and I'm on page 394
+clotilde besson Right? Lol.
“Just look at the things these muggles come up with”
- Arthur Weasley 2003 (the release of the Order of the Phoenix book)
- Me 2019 (While watching this video)
This is depressing for me to watch
I can relate with you
SAME!!
IKR!
same
I am a Potato same
Ron would be ashamed...
JACOB?!?!?!!?
Someone ;-; 😂😂😂😂😂 that was too funny
Y tank u
*And Harry with Hermione?*
*What about Ginny?*
In the German movies Ron has the same voice as Jacob from Twilight😂
Lea wait really
WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME ANGRY
If anything Hufflepuff should be the house of people that are just generally nice.
The confidence with which the man says *His friend Jacob and Hermione*
Forever Potterhead
I guess this man knew that Ron's real name was Jacob
TWILIGHT+HP
At least he knew that she was called Hermione, I guess? (Yep my inner potterhead is really upset right now)
Forever Potterhead exactly! And not only him all the other people! Why are u so darn confident? Now if these people ever read the books or watch the movies they're gonna soooo regret shooting this video and saying this nonsense!! 😂😂😈
Forever Potterhead i know you know that is ron but in that sentence he whas close
“You’re a witch Harry!”
lol
"Yer a transgender Harry"!
I’m a what? 😂
I had no idea Harry was a female...
@@hmmmno9511 haha
Ron: *looks at Harry angrily* "Who's Jacob"
Harry: "I have no idea what you are talking about"
“Not nosy enough” IM DYING
Siriusly? Just wait untill my father hears about this.
2 puns in 1 comment. Nice job.
It's redikulous
rosesmkr I have no clue who you are but you are my new best friend and I love you
There is something Ron with these people
rosesmkr you dirty mudblood!:3
A monster comes in and draws a z on his forehead????Jacob?????????? Quidditch is a stick game where you hit a pigeon with sticks between two goals??????? Harry and Hermione got married?????? WHAT HAPPENED TO GINNY????????????????????
z
(._.)
Harry Potter Forever lol I agree!!!!!!!
Don’t forget about Ron/Jacob
This is a joke idiot
Well yeah according to the ppl who haven’t read Harry Potter lol
This is... I just... My ears are bleeding.
"There is an owl that comes and tell him he is going to be a witch"
Honnestly can't you compare a witch from a wizard?
"A monster comes to his room and draw a Z on his forehead"
Well I though it was a lightening shaped scar
This made me super uncomfortable to watch. I was cringing the whole time. God muggles will never understand.😧
Julie Ann Agreed
at least its a better story than the cursed child
Julie Ann *Muggle, I think auto correct got to you :P
Muggle* ?
Sorry I'm a Ravenclaw I can't help but correct things 😂
Julie Ann Muggles will never understand.
jacob? talking goblet? harry and Hermione? monster drew a z on his forehead with a stick? harry dies? muggles
Allison Land oh so true 🤣🤣🤣🤣 from all the potterheads around the world may Dumbledore bless u
Them after reading Harry potter and comes back to watch this be like:
"Then he draws a z in his head-"
Omfg i swaer i can't-
“I don’t read fantasy books”
...
FANTASY?!?
Waffel Dawg Doodles It’s a history book. Obviously.
How dare they accuse Harry of being fantasy
If those muggles think it's fantasy, so is America
Muffled these dayz.
It felt like the worst thing in the world when I had to put Fantasy as a genre for a school book form but in my heart I know that it is history
Super Smiley Siblings ikr duhhh
Waffel Dawg Doodles i know how dare they like Harry Potter is real
How. Dare. They.
Are they Sirius!!!
Katie Smith I know that is ridikulus ,but they are Sirius.. ..
Mrunal Deshmukh
You try to hard what is Ron with you.
THANK YOU FOR THE PUN!!!!!
Lol
OH NICE PUN!
“Harry falls in love with HeRmIoNe”
Biggest Plot twist of the story:
*You‘re a female witch, Harry*
-Owl
Really smart house, cute house, evil house and a house of people that are generally kind
I'm having a heart attack. . .
haha lol love they way they say it and same
Helen 42 I’m in the house of people that are generally kind...
Ravenclaw: General smart and intelligent
Huffleopuff: Loyal and kind
Slytherin: Determined to reach their goal and (mainly) pure bloods
Gryffindor: Brave and courageous
That’s a better definiton
im the evil house
We *are* actually cute
Muggles Confirmed
Akina Alamsyah yep
Akina Alamsyah yeah
yeah but was kinda funny in a sad kinda way
IKR
Akina Alamsyah ;)
'He's gonna be a witch'
Me: *cries*
0:44 I love how he know Harry and Hermione’s name but not Ron’s xD
Damn those muggles know nothing
XD
Lol
Hahahaha😂😂
Exactly
Lexi Brown filthy mud bloods
'An evil house'
Me: *TRIGGERED*
Edit: Oh my god so many likes ;-;
CuteCandee ikr
I AM SLYTHERIN I AM NOT EVIL
I'm a Slytherin too
Slytherin 💚
I'm Slitherin 😂😂
My brain hurts after watching all these disgraceful muggles 😂
WHEN THEY NAMED HOUSES I WANTED TO THROW SOMETHING AT THEM. THEY'RE SO STEREOTYPICAL😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
There are still muggles haven't read Harry Potter? 😱😭
I'm a witch, and read Harry Potter. Call me a muggle???? My father will hear about this!
@@lurnaa lol😂
I just have started the series
actually 90% haven't
so you are a minority
GANDALF
JACOB
A MONSTER WHO PUTS A Z ON HIS FACE
QUIDDITCH IS A GAME WHERE THEY HIT A PIGEON WITH A STICK
NOSTRIL MAN DIES
*I'm ded*
Dulce Mates some people need to get better hp education
Lol
LOLOOLOLOOOLOLOLLOLOOLO
Thanks for 169 likes 😁😁
Dulce Mates ikr and no mention of Draco at all .-.
2:07 WTF NOSTRIL MAN 😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:56 Harry: Too Nosy
Voldemort: Not Nosy Enough🤣🤣
Muggles.. Sometimes they're just so annoying
Maja Strandberg-Hansen yeah when i heard their stories i was offended
Maja Strandberg-Hansen I know Right!
Maja Strandberg-Hansen ikr!
"I have never seen, or read Harry potter." Oh, you haven't lived then.
Me when he said that: GET OUT OF MY SIGHT MUGGLE!!!
When I heard him say that: How dare you?!
Draco: My father will hear about this!
Me watching this and cringing: bloody chicken...
who else finds this offensive as a Potterhead?
me
but was kinda funny too
no because I'm not sensitive af
Friendly Fangirl you dont seem very friendly
i've never read or watched Harry Potter and i'm ok with that
Why are all these peple so darn confident when they have never actually read the books! The only guy who didn't seem that confident was the one who said something like "there's someone who's a werewolf... one of the teachers is a werewolf, right?". And he was correct! Oh, the irony! Oh, the irony!
poles apart sisters yes!😂😂
SnowySoup 816559 i know, right? Like really! Muggles these days!
Yeah
I just get so mad
"I've never seen or read Harry Potter."
Me: "Kill THE SPARE"!
Her: 0:35 an owl flies to his house....
Me: yes girl you can do it, it's so close to the story.
Her: and tell them that he's gonna be a WITCH.....
ME:*after hears it* WHAT??????
Hermoine cheated on Jacob plot twist
😂😂😂
LOL
ErenGaming its Hermionne.
😂
OMG YASSSSSSSS THAT WOULD BE SOO FUNNY 😂
"They met Gandalf" 😂😂😂 I Died!
I Read Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter. But, man, that made me laugh for 7 minutes!
*An owl comes in and says he's gonna be a witch*
Killed me!!
I’m 21 and have never seen or watched Harry Potter... wish I could get into it but I just can’t. Feels like I’m missing out on something 🤣
This got me so frustrated..
Muggles these days..
Edit: Thank you so much for the likes 💛
ikr, like gosh it's such a good series
ThePinkGuineaPigs yeah muggles these days...
True
They’re missing out
Ugh muggles