Harry Potter Retold By People Who've Never Read It

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    We found a handful of people who've never seen or read Harry Potter and asked them to describe the plot for us. Then we illustrated their stories for a version of Harry Potter like you've never seen before. Join Harry Potter and his friends Hermione and Jacob as they study at Magic School to defeat Nostril Man to become King of the Wizards!
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Комментарии • 21 тыс.

  • @lonelymoonbeam3766
    @lonelymoonbeam3766 8 лет назад +3050

    The adventures of Harry, Hermione, Jacob, and Gandalf.

  • @RandomPerson-kk8vc
    @RandomPerson-kk8vc 6 лет назад +1120

    "Voldemort killed Harry Potter because he was being too nosy."
    Well, anyone's too nosy when you ain't got a nose.

  • @tianminggao9745
    @tianminggao9745 5 лет назад +1954

    Well I guess this is why Voldemort hates muggles

  • @glimmeringbubbles2404
    @glimmeringbubbles2404 5 лет назад +1028

    *voldemort killed Harry Potter in this golden room with a bowl of talking water*
    Where the hell do you get this information from?

    • @rebeccaanderson3351
      @rebeccaanderson3351 4 года назад +24

      Mystical Vxbe and “Gandalf”

    • @honeywolf4524
      @honeywolf4524 4 года назад +47

      Harry and his friends *JaCoB* and Hermione

    • @honeywolf4524
      @honeywolf4524 4 года назад +27

      *Nostril man*

    • @LtBasil
      @LtBasil 4 года назад +41

      I mean the talking water could be the Pensieve? Maybe? No idea where the "golden room" thing came from though... or why the guy thought Voldemort killed Harry there.

    • @lucyadilia4652
      @lucyadilia4652 4 года назад +7

      From the voices on his head.

  • @climing9166
    @climing9166 7 лет назад +695

    "He's gonna be a witch"

  • @vixian5178
    @vixian5178 7 лет назад +2586

    "i never read fantasy books"
    you think this isn't REAL

    • @its_brye
      @its_brye 7 лет назад +115

      Muggles these day, I mean honestly.

    • @dawnpalafu2498
      @dawnpalafu2498 7 лет назад +50

      BryeDoesStuff I know right, muggles know nothing.

    • @phanicinthetardis2195
      @phanicinthetardis2195 7 лет назад +8

      Literal Ray of Sunshine wow that literally saying that phan isn't real ;D

    • @lilysabie610
      @lilysabie610 7 лет назад +34

      How could anyone believe such lies? I have obtained the elder wand-how could the H.P universe not be real? xD

    • @vector1776
      @vector1776 7 лет назад +18

      Literal Ray of Sunshine what sad world did they live in

  • @severussnape5294
    @severussnape5294 4 года назад +422

    "His friend Jacob and Hermione."
    "Went to hogwarts"
    "At they get brought to hogwarts with a wagon."
    "He plays quidditch."
    "Witch is a game where you hit a seagull into a hoops."
    "Then Voldemort killed Harry Potter because He was nosy."
    Jesus I died

    • @rosethz2474
      @rosethz2474 4 года назад +12

      I cried: Jingle Bells, what the hell, Quidditch sounds so weird, Golden Chamber Load of sh*t, My father'll hear about this...!

    • @narendradavid6624
      @narendradavid6624 3 года назад +3

      good to see you proffesor!

    • @mahmudanasima7256
      @mahmudanasima7256 3 года назад +3

      I was dieing 😂

    • @mahmudanasima7256
      @mahmudanasima7256 3 года назад +1

      @@rosethz2474 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @beatrizxx7043
      @beatrizxx7043 3 года назад

      *which

  • @charliecrossproductions323
    @charliecrossproductions323 5 лет назад +1230

    This is so cringe (but props to that guy for knowing about Lupin)

  • @harchitkohli1602
    @harchitkohli1602 8 лет назад +5056

    My father will hear about this rubbish

  • @DerpWafflez
    @DerpWafflez 9 лет назад +667

    "He killed Harry Potter because he was being too NOSY"
    LOL Voldemort is jealous because he doesn't have one

    • @technicolor101
      @technicolor101 9 лет назад +5

      I literally LOLed when I saw that

    • @celynwillicombe2345
      @celynwillicombe2345 9 лет назад +14

      IKR when he said that I almost died because I was like "You don't know how good a pun you just made"

    • @farzanagafoor8956
      @farzanagafoor8956 9 лет назад +2

      This comment is hilarious!! ...

    • @lexic4133
      @lexic4133 9 лет назад

      Derp Wafflez lol

    • @kiraazun
      @kiraazun 9 лет назад +2

      Dat pun doe

  • @aaryasharma9781
    @aaryasharma9781 5 лет назад +607

    I'm a big fan of HP as well as LOTR , so when that man said "gandalf" I legit died🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lanaslife5037
    @lanaslife5037 5 лет назад +169

    “An owl comes into his room and tells him he’s gonna be a witch”

  • @bjjwarrior4603
    @bjjwarrior4603 7 лет назад +644

    They play qui..qui...quidditch. It is a stick game where you hit pigeons with sticks, through to goal posts that move like this.
    WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

    • @bookwermofthefandoms
      @bookwermofthefandoms 7 лет назад +3

      Kyle Linville i cant stop laughing

    • @bjjwarrior4603
      @bjjwarrior4603 7 лет назад +2

      These MUGGLES

    • @humanbeing2084
      @humanbeing2084 7 лет назад +2

      One word? Muggles.

    • @gjcfjhchxks3325
      @gjcfjhchxks3325 7 лет назад +15

      Tbh I'm surprised they actually knew about quidditch considering how much they know about everything else 😂

    • @Alex-uq1el
      @Alex-uq1el 7 лет назад +6

      People: "I have never read Harry Potter before"
      Me:
      Levicorpus!
      Sectumsempra!
      Crucio!
      Expelliarmus!
      Bombarda!
      Incendio!
      Petrificus totalus!
      Stupefy!
      Rictusempra!
      Reducto!
      Confringo!
      Aguamenti!
      Immobulus!
      Reducto!
      Diffindo!

  • @emilyadkins6225
    @emilyadkins6225 9 лет назад +2680

    Siriusly?!? There is something Ron with these people!

  • @connorwilcox4244
    @connorwilcox4244 5 лет назад +192

    “Harry dates Hermione and Ron becomes a loner”
    What they all say

    • @fernandovelazquez3116
      @fernandovelazquez3116 4 года назад +6

      Fr, even i thought that before I was a huge harry potter fan lol

    • @alyssacheng46
      @alyssacheng46 3 года назад +9

      You mean Jacob?

    • @avathegryffinclaw
      @avathegryffinclaw 3 года назад +2

      @@alyssacheng46 i was about to say that

    • @Ari.x22
      @Ari.x22 3 года назад +1

      @@avathegryffinclaw lol same

    • @naya9287
      @naya9287 3 года назад

      that part got me cringing hard lmao

  • @sidhharthmoghe7247
    @sidhharthmoghe7247 4 года назад +79

    'A monster comes into his room and puts a z in his head with a stick'

    • @malinisinha5197
      @malinisinha5197 3 года назад +3

      Too strange !!
      Why won't the poor boy run of if that troll of a Voldemort just has a damn stick ???

  • @aliciadieguezgalaz93
    @aliciadieguezgalaz93 7 лет назад +812

    My mom hasnt read or watch Harry Potter. Last week she told me:
    Me: Mom, i'm a hufflepuff.
    Mom: What am i, then?
    Me: I am sorry, but i am sure you are a muggle
    Mom: What does that mean?
    Me: It means you are not a Witch
    Mom: I am!!!!
    Me: If you are, tell me the name of the school where Harry studies.
    Mom: Harrots!!
    Me: Ok, you really are a muggle

    • @marwan1414
      @marwan1414 7 лет назад +31

      Dude don't trust her, moms are secretly witches, they always have, have you never questioned the incredible things they do? One example: They could litteraly figure out that someone is hiding a secret from them JUSY by looking at them!
      And thats just ONE example

    • @mamie-lx8pd
      @mamie-lx8pd 7 лет назад +5

      Alicia DG lol I'm not a fan of HP but I know it's hogworts

    • @hetalnath6550
      @hetalnath6550 7 лет назад +8

      Omggggg I laughed so hard at this 😂😂😂 thanks for making my day!

    • @bobross1778
      @bobross1778 7 лет назад +2

      Alicia uh

    • @Sofia-vk7vn
      @Sofia-vk7vn 7 лет назад +12

      Alicia DG no no no. Harrots is a school for carrots.

  • @mrs.tearinmyheart8981
    @mrs.tearinmyheart8981 9 лет назад +826

    Muggles.

    • @johnknighten123
      @johnknighten123 9 лет назад +6

      so muggles

    • @ichaival2419
      @ichaival2419 9 лет назад

      Roxanne Roth fucking muggles

    • @Catvation
      @Catvation 9 лет назад +2

      Roxanne Roth THEY KNOW ABOUT US NOW! *obliviate*

    • @ichaival2419
      @ichaival2419 9 лет назад

      OBLIVIATE *erases everyones minds*

    • @hannahharwood8371
      @hannahharwood8371 9 лет назад

      Catvation nooo Avada Kedrava!dont know if im spelling this right. Correct me if im wrong...

  • @blazegaming8267
    @blazegaming8267 5 лет назад +80

    Houses in Hogwarts
    Raven claw:Really Smart
    Hufflepuff: Cute
    Slytherin: Evil
    Gryffindor: *people who are generally kind*

    • @m.b.portnoy2350
      @m.b.portnoy2350 4 года назад +3

      NOT ALL ALYTHERINS ARE EVIL! YOU'RE GETTING A RESPONSE FROM ONE! It's just that apart from other houses (except maybe Ravenclaw) we know what we want and how to get it. Most of us DO have moral standards, though we usually only stop at something irreversible, such as unforgivables or other extremely illegal situations that there is no way out of. Of well.

    • @fatimanur8759
      @fatimanur8759 4 года назад +2

      @@m.b.portnoy2350 chill dude..we know not all of them are evil. But people who haven't seen or read HP think otherwise 😂😂

    • @cribaby7416
      @cribaby7416 4 года назад +4

      @@m.b.portnoy2350 in the video, when they say the house "evil" it shows up a snake symbol. But your are right, not every syltherin is mean. Theyre meaning is ambitious and something else idk.

    • @m.b.portnoy2350
      @m.b.portnoy2350 4 года назад +1

      @@maitremridul well, yeah. i have a ton fo friends who r hufflepuffs and i like them for their kind personality, but that's like the only house perfectly represented everywhere.

    • @m.b.portnoy2350
      @m.b.portnoy2350 4 года назад

      @@fatimanur8759 but ppl who HAVE read and watched HP encourage that viewpoint, and even JKR does! just because there was 1 year when a ton of kids parents messed up and forced them to follow them doesn't mean anything.

  • @reaganroebuck8
    @reaganroebuck8 5 лет назад +194

    Houses:
    Really Smart
    Cute
    Evil
    People That Are Generally Kind
    There’s me in the corner saying all the actual houses as they keep talking😢

    • @rosethz2474
      @rosethz2474 4 года назад +5

      theres me puking at the lady saying if u generally don't AT LEAST know about Gryffindor Hufflepuff slytherin and ravenclaw god bless u

    • @Brand0n3500Official
      @Brand0n3500Official 4 года назад +5

      TurfyStream53 I mean, she's somewhat accurate

    • @elainegoates9792
      @elainegoates9792 3 года назад +3

      Replace "People who are generally kind" with "main characters and brave guys" and that's really a good description of how the houses are seen

  • @lyndsieedwards2202
    @lyndsieedwards2202 7 лет назад +1028

    Just wait until my father hears about this

  • @lowspiritedghost3213
    @lowspiritedghost3213 6 лет назад +494

    "his friends, jacob and hermione"
    "and than they met gandalf"
    i love this dude haha

  • @justinseagxll8682
    @justinseagxll8682 5 лет назад +155

    This is what happens to muggles when they are being asked if what is magic

  • @Sara-yc3oe
    @Sara-yc3oe 5 лет назад +93

    “They go to hogwarts in like a cart or something” AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS KILLED ME

  • @THEbakerbunny
    @THEbakerbunny 9 лет назад +569

    Freaking muggles will never understand....
    ~~Sincerely yours truly Raven Claw house member~~

    • @samyonfire6588
      @samyonfire6588 9 лет назад +6

      so true. I could not watch this without cringing. God damn Muggles.
      - Sincerely a Hufflepuff member-

    • @THEbakerbunny
      @THEbakerbunny 9 лет назад +1

      Yeah for reals I was cringing the whole time because these muggles don't have their facts straight...

    • @samyonfire6588
      @samyonfire6588 9 лет назад +1

      They need to watch and read Harry Potter otherwise I will not be at peace

    • @THEbakerbunny
      @THEbakerbunny 9 лет назад +1

      OMFG Same here....

    • @britneylynn7867
      @britneylynn7867 9 лет назад +9

      Ravenclaw is one word...
      - Yours Truley, A Fellow Ravenclaw-
      P.S. Because I'm a ravenclaw I'm correcting this, not at all trying to be rude.

  • @sn4il961
    @sn4il961 7 лет назад +3806

    *points wand to self*
    obliviate

    • @riceball9862
      @riceball9862 7 лет назад +5

      olivia joseph 😂😂

    • @ashberry0327
      @ashberry0327 6 лет назад +26

      olivia joseph Oh, you can do that? I've always had so much trouble with that one it always confused me.

    • @kyleighmcnear1388
      @kyleighmcnear1388 6 лет назад +5

      Yes let me join

    • @lilyvingdead
      @lilyvingdead 6 лет назад

      olivia joseph lol

    • @randymapu
      @randymapu 6 лет назад +11

      I wish I could do that to myself, that way I can reread and rewatch with no knowledge

  • @FangsAndWands1
    @FangsAndWands1 4 года назад +42

    "A monster puts a z scar on his forehead with a stick" - does this bit remind anyone else of how in AVPS harry says "I was in the car with my parents and then we crashed...into a crocodile. My parents got eaten but then the crocodile took out a KNIFE and gave me this scar"

  • @srr486
    @srr486 5 лет назад +64

    0:07 might want to rethink that statement.

  • @addiec8782
    @addiec8782 6 лет назад +363

    “And then an Owl comes and says,”your gonna be a witch”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Greisu2017
      @Greisu2017 6 лет назад +7

      Meow Maniac I don’t remember Hagrid being a owl and that he said you are going to be a witch....I remember it that Hagrid said:”Yer a wizzard harry”
      Harry:A what?
      Hagrid:A wizzard

    • @lephalacat
      @lephalacat 6 лет назад +5

      Owl: You're gonna be a witch. (Harry: What?) A witch. Welcome to the Wizarding World, Harriot.

    • @amalkaraly
      @amalkaraly 6 лет назад +2

      Meow Maniac yes “ a witch “ ITS NOT THAT HARD TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WIZARD AND A WITCH

    • @azalea2652
      @azalea2652 6 лет назад

      Harriet 👏👏😂😂😂

  • @yesminebenharb5575
    @yesminebenharb5575 6 лет назад +480

    Wait until my father hears about this

  • @9yearoldepicgamersoldier129
    @9yearoldepicgamersoldier129 5 лет назад +311

    How someone havent seen or read Harry Potter!? It's the best book and movie franchise ever! It's basically my life and my religion!

    • @emmagriffin6054
      @emmagriffin6054 5 лет назад +6

      9 year old epic gamer soldier it isn’t basically your religion it is a religion and you are part of it

    • @laurenhills239
      @laurenhills239 5 лет назад +11

      Well I’m 21 and have never read or seen any Harry Potter movies, it’s quite easy to avoid actually.

    • @lynk2572
      @lynk2572 5 лет назад +4

      Imagine having 8 movies and no Oscars 😂 Movies were great... Could've been better. Definitely NOT the best 😂

    • @bekinibottom
      @bekinibottom 5 лет назад +6

      I wasn’t allowed to watch or read until I was 16

    • @coopaduppa
      @coopaduppa 4 года назад +6

      @@bekinibottom i feel bad for you

  • @sangeethafrancelin6872
    @sangeethafrancelin6872 4 года назад +62

    I think every Harry potter fan watching this should be termed the 'girl or boy who lived'
    😅😅

  • @all_consuming_images
    @all_consuming_images 8 лет назад +427

    The adventures of Harry Potter, Hermione, and Jacob

    • @agmagicmusic2903
      @agmagicmusic2903 8 лет назад

      +Stella Ferro Lol what if they were talking about Cedric??

    • @sandrahenriksson6257
      @sandrahenriksson6257 8 лет назад +2

      Jacob from Twilight? He wasn't played by Robert Pattinson (Cedric

    • @agmagicmusic2903
      @agmagicmusic2903 8 лет назад

      It was meant to be a joke just about the different movies with the same actor...

    • @ramcreignreign8707
      @ramcreignreign8707 8 лет назад +24

      and they have Gandalf for Dumbledore... xD

    • @amy-kh6oy
      @amy-kh6oy 8 лет назад

      +Stella Ferro yescan this be the thing now? ron is forever Jacob (I mean where did he even get that name there's no one even called Jacob is there??)

  • @hellothere9791
    @hellothere9791 6 лет назад +726

    As a huge Harry Potter fan watching this was painful.
    ESPECIALLY THE FACT THAT NOBODY KNEW WHO THE ENTIRE WEASLEY FAMILY OR EVEN RON WAS

    • @diamondswagaxp6606
      @diamondswagaxp6606 6 лет назад +14

      Amy Li the WEASLEY ARE ICONIC WIZARDING FAMILY

    • @masonwilliams9090
      @masonwilliams9090 6 лет назад +11

      Amy Li of course because Harry Potter is the main character and they are just Muggles. Actually it's kinda funny to see what Muggles think and know about Harry Potter world 😂

    • @maisyleigh7680
      @maisyleigh7680 6 лет назад +2

      Amy Li i feel you

    • @spaghetii5337
      @spaghetii5337 6 лет назад +8

      Don't you mean Jacob? 😏😏😏

    • @annweshamandal875
      @annweshamandal875 6 лет назад

      Amy Li i will kill them ..,i promise

  • @erika.princess
    @erika.princess 5 лет назад +124

    "Voldemort killed Harry Potter because he was too nosy"
    Me: I think he got jelous because he got a chance to be *NOSY*
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michellecoral8236
    @michellecoral8236 4 года назад +40

    This is TORTURE to those who are Potterheads.

    • @janaalmusa5446
      @janaalmusa5446 4 года назад +5

      Michelle Coral but at least its funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣OMG I'm dying

    • @rajveeragath4278
      @rajveeragath4278 4 года назад +2

      CRUCIO

    • @m.b.portnoy2350
      @m.b.portnoy2350 4 года назад +6

      Especially to the Slytherins. NOT ALL ALYTHERINS ARE EVIL! YOU'RE GETTING A RESPONSE FROM ONE! It's just that apart from other houses (except maybe Ravenclaw) we know what we want and how to get it. Most of us DO have moral standards, though we usually only stop at something irreversible, such as unforgivables or other extremely illegal situations that there is no way out of. Of well.

    • @AWlpsSHOW36
      @AWlpsSHOW36 4 года назад

      Let them be tortured!

    • @jellymicey5530
      @jellymicey5530 4 года назад +2

      @@m.b.portnoy2350 EXACTLY! I may not be a Slytherin, but I am also tired of people saying that all Slytherins are evil and that Slytherin is the bad house! It's so overrated!

  • @Red-rg8lb
    @Red-rg8lb 6 лет назад +286

    Quidditch= a game where you hit pigeons with sticks between moving goals

    • @kawaiipotato2505
      @kawaiipotato2505 6 лет назад +13

      Clove Kentwell Huh, I must need to reread Quidditch Through The Ages. I can’t seem to recall that from the books...

    • @nathan-dr3gk
      @nathan-dr3gk 6 лет назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aislinglynch4983
      @aislinglynch4983 6 лет назад +2

      Like Sirislee, wizards aren't that crewl. the spelling, I tell myself is why I am not in ravenclaw 😅

    • @phoebe8708
      @phoebe8708 6 лет назад +1

      Clove Kentwell you like hunger games!!!!!!!!!?????? I

    • @Red-rg8lb
      @Red-rg8lb 6 лет назад +1

      Luna Lovefood3478 uh… yeah

  • @sam-v
    @sam-v 8 лет назад +690

    I died at the Jacob part

    • @chawol4640
      @chawol4640 8 лет назад +9

      I died at everything it was just too funny

    • @reddean4712
      @reddean4712 8 лет назад

      Me too

    • @stefaniegrosekemper4625
      @stefaniegrosekemper4625 8 лет назад +3

      +Sam Roberts he sounded so confident
      he just rolled with it

    • @coltonmartin5450
      @coltonmartin5450 8 лет назад +7

      +Sam Roberts It killed me that he got the name Hermione but not Ron!

    • @philianaloreignvedad3153
      @philianaloreignvedad3153 8 лет назад

      +Sam Roberts maybe he misheard the name which is DRACO and not JACOB.... maybe..... but still I hate that part.... I was literally dying when I hear that....

  • @sidhharthmoghe7247
    @sidhharthmoghe7247 4 года назад +26

    ' An owl comes to his house and tells him that he is going to be a *Witch*'
    Not a wizard,a witch.

  • @pretzelpotter374
    @pretzelpotter374 4 года назад +34

    LUPIN IS THE WEREWOLF
    YOU’RE CORRECT
    -me 2019

  • @tye5862
    @tye5862 7 лет назад +258

    Anyone else feel bad for the pigeons? 😂

  • @leahfedorchak6097
    @leahfedorchak6097 6 лет назад +573

    As a massive Harry Potter fan, this was so cringy. The cringiest part was when the lady said she didnt read fantasy. She is literally my worst enemy...
    Edit: Omg I haven't gotten more than like 5 likes XD Thanks guys!!!!

  • @bumbleli3845
    @bumbleli3845 5 лет назад +42

    Most of these people know the general idea, probably have children/grandchildren/cousins/nieces/nephews etc who read the series and then they just here bits of it and out of the bits they hear, they put together to educate guess the story.

  • @huoyili00
    @huoyili00 4 года назад +22

    “And then Voldemort killed Harry Potter because he was being too NOSY😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tokidokigamer6178
    @tokidokigamer6178 7 лет назад +1193

    "Harry and Hermoine fall in love..." I ran of and died... ITS RON PEOPLE!!!!

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 6 лет назад +34

      And then Ron is in the corner and he's like ':('

    • @AhsokaTanoTheWhite
      @AhsokaTanoTheWhite 6 лет назад +19

      ROn dating Hermione is a mistake Rowling herself admits to, Harry and Hermione have much more in common.

    • @edengough1980
      @edengough1980 6 лет назад +2

      Hayley Croston Ikr

    • @honestlyscared4656
      @honestlyscared4656 6 лет назад +9

      Hayley Croston I like how he called Ron Jacob

    • @aaroni6172
      @aaroni6172 6 лет назад

      Hayley Croston off

  • @shejustdreamy
    @shejustdreamy 6 лет назад +418

    I really Hope that the producers told them the real story afterwards...

  • @roosteridins8714
    @roosteridins8714 5 лет назад +13

    Me as Hermione: No, that's Not how Quidditch is played, besides, you're saying it wrong.

    • @bethanymerchant2378
      @bethanymerchant2378 4 года назад +3

      Hermione: "stop stop...you're saying it wrong..." to the entire video 😅

  • @bellbell7838
    @bellbell7838 4 года назад +11

    Imagine this WAS the real story of Harry potter

    • @malinisinha5197
      @malinisinha5197 3 года назад

      To silly .
      My sister told such stories when she was probably 1 .
      They were still better

  • @cassadynoelle4961
    @cassadynoelle4961 7 лет назад +681

    "I feel like nostril man like dies, like he falls off a cliff or something"
    NOSTRIL MAN?!?! LMAO 😂😂⚡️⚡️

    • @cellothere5723
      @cellothere5723 6 лет назад

      Cassady Dzurik lol

    • @allknowingandallagony
      @allknowingandallagony 6 лет назад +5

      wow. just wow. i mean, snake face makes more sense, but nostril man tho. so funny.

    • @VanessaManzo-Manzo
      @VanessaManzo-Manzo 6 лет назад +3

      I expected one of them to say "No-Nose Guy" but Nostril Man?!

    • @ziva7903
      @ziva7903 6 лет назад

      I love your profile pic.

    • @cerysroberts8549
      @cerysroberts8549 6 лет назад

      Cassady Noelle as I read this she said it 😂

  • @allisonfan1332
    @allisonfan1332 6 лет назад +114

    “Nostril man.”
    *NOSTRIL MAN.*

  • @Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow
    @Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow 5 лет назад +13

    *I bet they'll get a shock when they find out that Harry and Hermione never fell in love*

  • @malindaa.vassanelli3410
    @malindaa.vassanelli3410 5 лет назад +15

    "And tells him that he is a witch"
    HARRY IS A MAN

  • @isaacisis5876
    @isaacisis5876 8 лет назад +832

    As a potterhead I find this to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.

  • @clotildebesson1991
    @clotildebesson1991 9 лет назад +748

    I guess they didn't open the book page 394. After all this time?

  • @redfirefixfox9611
    @redfirefixfox9611 5 лет назад +9

    “Just look at the things these muggles come up with”
    - Arthur Weasley 2003 (the release of the Order of the Phoenix book)
    - Me 2019 (While watching this video)

  • @hannahxox8541
    @hannahxox8541 6 лет назад +3793

    This is depressing for me to watch

  • @joycelavake6338
    @joycelavake6338 6 лет назад +251

    Ron would be ashamed...
    JACOB?!?!?!!?

    • @aremxdyp46
      @aremxdyp46 6 лет назад +1

      Someone ;-; 😂😂😂😂😂 that was too funny

    • @joycelavake6338
      @joycelavake6338 6 лет назад

      Y tank u

    • @neko5059
      @neko5059 6 лет назад +5

      *And Harry with Hermione?*
      *What about Ginny?*

    • @Lea-dq2uy
      @Lea-dq2uy 6 лет назад +1

      In the German movies Ron has the same voice as Jacob from Twilight😂

    • @joycelavake6338
      @joycelavake6338 6 лет назад

      Lea wait really

  • @pophportokallidh2300
    @pophportokallidh2300 5 лет назад +8

    WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME ANGRY

  • @nylonpython
    @nylonpython 5 лет назад +12

    If anything Hufflepuff should be the house of people that are just generally nice.

  • @shreyasharma1541
    @shreyasharma1541 6 лет назад +429

    The confidence with which the man says *His friend Jacob and Hermione*

    • @diamondswagaxp6606
      @diamondswagaxp6606 6 лет назад +3

      Forever Potterhead
      I guess this man knew that Ron's real name was Jacob

    • @funnyhuman232
      @funnyhuman232 6 лет назад +3

      TWILIGHT+HP

    • @madelynpoling1738
      @madelynpoling1738 6 лет назад +3

      At least he knew that she was called Hermione, I guess? (Yep my inner potterhead is really upset right now)

    • @saswatibiswas6770
      @saswatibiswas6770 6 лет назад +3

      Forever Potterhead exactly! And not only him all the other people! Why are u so darn confident? Now if these people ever read the books or watch the movies they're gonna soooo regret shooting this video and saying this nonsense!! 😂😂😈

    • @nugget0025
      @nugget0025 6 лет назад

      Forever Potterhead i know you know that is ron but in that sentence he whas close

  • @_kaimford_
    @_kaimford_ 6 лет назад +202

    “You’re a witch Harry!”

  • @livv.13
    @livv.13 3 года назад +5

    Ron: *looks at Harry angrily* "Who's Jacob"
    Harry: "I have no idea what you are talking about"

  • @margaretcrawford6207
    @margaretcrawford6207 5 лет назад +8

    “Not nosy enough” IM DYING

  • @rosesmkr9018
    @rosesmkr9018 6 лет назад +460

    Siriusly? Just wait untill my father hears about this.

    • @GryffindorEditzofficial
      @GryffindorEditzofficial 5 лет назад +12

      2 puns in 1 comment. Nice job.

    • @kaisetic3150
      @kaisetic3150 5 лет назад +12

      It's redikulous

    • @emmagriffin6054
      @emmagriffin6054 5 лет назад +6

      rosesmkr I have no clue who you are but you are my new best friend and I love you

    • @ohshit4860
      @ohshit4860 5 лет назад +7

      There is something Ron with these people

    • @Jojeungg
      @Jojeungg 5 лет назад +4

      rosesmkr you dirty mudblood!:3

  • @kierstenboals4193
    @kierstenboals4193 6 лет назад +233

    A monster comes in and draws a z on his forehead????Jacob?????????? Quidditch is a stick game where you hit a pigeon with sticks between two goals??????? Harry and Hermione got married?????? WHAT HAPPENED TO GINNY????????????????????

  • @ellapeters2297
    @ellapeters2297 5 лет назад +11

    This is... I just... My ears are bleeding.

  • @fatimahamda4775
    @fatimahamda4775 4 года назад +9

    "There is an owl that comes and tell him he is going to be a witch"
    Honnestly can't you compare a witch from a wizard?
    "A monster comes to his room and draw a Z on his forehead"
    Well I though it was a lightening shaped scar

  • @julieann6857
    @julieann6857 6 лет назад +686

    This made me super uncomfortable to watch. I was cringing the whole time. God muggles will never understand.😧

    • @thepottereducation8244
      @thepottereducation8244 6 лет назад +4

      Julie Ann Agreed

    • @PranjalSoni1711
      @PranjalSoni1711 6 лет назад +10

      at least its a better story than the cursed child

    • @gaurika9410
      @gaurika9410 6 лет назад +4

      Julie Ann *Muggle, I think auto correct got to you :P

    • @ravenclawqueen4223
      @ravenclawqueen4223 6 лет назад +6

      Muggle* ?
      Sorry I'm a Ravenclaw I can't help but correct things 😂

    • @ASMRvalentinaa
      @ASMRvalentinaa 6 лет назад +1

      Julie Ann Muggles will never understand.

  • @allisonland4316
    @allisonland4316 6 лет назад +106

    jacob? talking goblet? harry and Hermione? monster drew a z on his forehead with a stick? harry dies? muggles

    • @hisokas_lefttoe9139
      @hisokas_lefttoe9139 6 лет назад +1

      Allison Land oh so true 🤣🤣🤣🤣 from all the potterheads around the world may Dumbledore bless u

  • @pastrykoala5472
    @pastrykoala5472 4 года назад +6

    Them after reading Harry potter and comes back to watch this be like:

  • @diychaos2611
    @diychaos2611 4 года назад +6

    "Then he draws a z in his head-"
    Omfg i swaer i can't-

  • @skylertoffolo3614
    @skylertoffolo3614 6 лет назад +351

    “I don’t read fantasy books”
    ...
    FANTASY?!?

    • @supersmileysiblings1001
      @supersmileysiblings1001 6 лет назад +25

      Waffel Dawg Doodles It’s a history book. Obviously.

    • @Dokataa
      @Dokataa 6 лет назад +17

      How dare they accuse Harry of being fantasy
      If those muggles think it's fantasy, so is America
      Muffled these dayz.

    • @ellakirchman5994
      @ellakirchman5994 6 лет назад +9

      It felt like the worst thing in the world when I had to put Fantasy as a genre for a school book form but in my heart I know that it is history

    • @diyamusical2580
      @diyamusical2580 6 лет назад

      Super Smiley Siblings ikr duhhh

    • @brennasaso8051
      @brennasaso8051 6 лет назад +3

      Waffel Dawg Doodles i know how dare they like Harry Potter is real

  • @KatieSmith934-56
    @KatieSmith934-56 6 лет назад +355

    How. Dare. They.
    Are they Sirius!!!

  • @king_maven
    @king_maven 4 года назад +8

    “Harry falls in love with HeRmIoNe”

  • @acaterinab
    @acaterinab 4 года назад +8

    Biggest Plot twist of the story:
    *You‘re a female witch, Harry*
    -Owl

  • @dobbyblue2462
    @dobbyblue2462 6 лет назад +397

    Really smart house, cute house, evil house and a house of people that are generally kind
    I'm having a heart attack. . .

    • @slace5376
      @slace5376 6 лет назад +1

      haha lol love they way they say it and same

    • @jocelynrivera6410
      @jocelynrivera6410 6 лет назад +1

      Helen 42 I’m in the house of people that are generally kind...

    • @waterwaffle2826
      @waterwaffle2826 6 лет назад +6

      Ravenclaw: General smart and intelligent
      Huffleopuff: Loyal and kind
      Slytherin: Determined to reach their goal and (mainly) pure bloods
      Gryffindor: Brave and courageous
      That’s a better definiton

    • @mariyamr2687
      @mariyamr2687 6 лет назад +1

      im the evil house

    • @thejiracros
      @thejiracros 6 лет назад

      We *are* actually cute

  • @akinaalamsyah5187
    @akinaalamsyah5187 7 лет назад +1214

    Muggles Confirmed

  • @taylahherson7753
    @taylahherson7753 5 лет назад +7

    'He's gonna be a witch'
    Me: *cries*

  • @userroberto960
    @userroberto960 5 лет назад +7

    0:44 I love how he know Harry and Hermione’s name but not Ron’s xD

  • @lexibrown1100
    @lexibrown1100 6 лет назад +240

    Damn those muggles know nothing

  • @mimii694
    @mimii694 7 лет назад +639

    'An evil house'
    Me: *TRIGGERED*
    Edit: Oh my god so many likes ;-;

  • @marabelivey5822
    @marabelivey5822 5 лет назад +11

    My brain hurts after watching all these disgraceful muggles 😂

  • @ellierichardson1616
    @ellierichardson1616 4 года назад +4

    WHEN THEY NAMED HOUSES I WANTED TO THROW SOMETHING AT THEM. THEY'RE SO STEREOTYPICAL😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @inesmallmann2986
    @inesmallmann2986 6 лет назад +220

    There are still muggles haven't read Harry Potter? 😱😭

    • @lurnaa
      @lurnaa 6 лет назад +4

      I'm a witch, and read Harry Potter. Call me a muggle???? My father will hear about this!

    • @reasonablyobsessed
      @reasonablyobsessed 6 лет назад +1

      @@lurnaa lol😂

    • @adisecara9857
      @adisecara9857 5 лет назад

      I just have started the series

    • @gregheffley601
      @gregheffley601 5 лет назад

      actually 90% haven't
      so you are a minority

  • @dulcemates4327
    @dulcemates4327 6 лет назад +263

    GANDALF
    JACOB
    A MONSTER WHO PUTS A Z ON HIS FACE
    QUIDDITCH IS A GAME WHERE THEY HIT A PIGEON WITH A STICK
    NOSTRIL MAN DIES
    *I'm ded*

  • @briftdoard
    @briftdoard 5 лет назад +6

    2:07 WTF NOSTRIL MAN 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @littlemissfinch
    @littlemissfinch 4 года назад +4

    1:56 Harry: Too Nosy
    Voldemort: Not Nosy Enough🤣🤣

  • @MajaStrandbergHansen
    @MajaStrandbergHansen 7 лет назад +234

    Muggles.. Sometimes they're just so annoying

    • @penny7022
      @penny7022 7 лет назад +4

      Maja Strandberg-Hansen yeah when i heard their stories i was offended

    • @capybarbara5193
      @capybarbara5193 7 лет назад +2

      Maja Strandberg-Hansen I know Right!

    • @alexashley9140
      @alexashley9140 7 лет назад

      Maja Strandberg-Hansen ikr!

  • @abhinavdevulapalli1648
    @abhinavdevulapalli1648 7 лет назад +149

    "I have never seen, or read Harry potter." Oh, you haven't lived then.

    • @phoebe8719
      @phoebe8719 6 лет назад +1

      Me when he said that: GET OUT OF MY SIGHT MUGGLE!!!

    • @amyrosefan1883
      @amyrosefan1883 5 лет назад

      When I heard him say that: How dare you?!

  • @tbhmurrie
    @tbhmurrie 4 года назад +7

    Draco: My father will hear about this!

  • @r2g279
    @r2g279 4 года назад +7

    Me watching this and cringing: bloody chicken...

  • @miahmason3906
    @miahmason3906 7 лет назад +654

    who else finds this offensive as a Potterhead?

    • @ashley7858
      @ashley7858 7 лет назад +3

      me

    • @lumossparks046
      @lumossparks046 7 лет назад +12

      but was kinda funny too

    • @lilliankobzdej
      @lilliankobzdej 7 лет назад +7

      no because I'm not sensitive af

    • @miahmason3906
      @miahmason3906 7 лет назад +2

      Friendly Fangirl you dont seem very friendly

    • @SoulTalesAC
      @SoulTalesAC 7 лет назад +2

      i've never read or watched Harry Potter and i'm ok with that

  • @saswatibiswas6770
    @saswatibiswas6770 6 лет назад +118

    Why are all these peple so darn confident when they have never actually read the books! The only guy who didn't seem that confident was the one who said something like "there's someone who's a werewolf... one of the teachers is a werewolf, right?". And he was correct! Oh, the irony! Oh, the irony!

  • @itsstaayraa9397
    @itsstaayraa9397 5 лет назад +4

    "I've never seen or read Harry Potter."
    Me: "Kill THE SPARE"!

  • @Magmeow05
    @Magmeow05 5 лет назад +5

    Her: 0:35 an owl flies to his house....
    Me: yes girl you can do it, it's so close to the story.
    Her: and tell them that he's gonna be a WITCH.....
    ME:*after hears it* WHAT??????

  • @ErenE2706
    @ErenE2706 6 лет назад +216

    Hermoine cheated on Jacob plot twist

  • @morningstar195
    @morningstar195 7 лет назад +159

    "They met Gandalf" 😂😂😂 I Died!

    • @AyushSharma-tk1qq
      @AyushSharma-tk1qq 6 лет назад +1

      I Read Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter. But, man, that made me laugh for 7 minutes!

  • @hehe4659
    @hehe4659 5 лет назад +3

    *An owl comes in and says he's gonna be a witch*
    Killed me!!

  • @laurenhills239
    @laurenhills239 5 лет назад +3

    I’m 21 and have never seen or watched Harry Potter... wish I could get into it but I just can’t. Feels like I’m missing out on something 🤣

  • @yeet1774
    @yeet1774 6 лет назад +342

    This got me so frustrated..
    Muggles these days..
    Edit: Thank you so much for the likes 💛