XChara: Imma rip XGaster into pieces XUndyne: No you bad hooman Also XUndyne: *Sees XAlphys "dead"* Still XUndyne: Yeah y'know what, Imma rip XGaster into pieces
Gaster: Ew romance Fans: allow us to introduce ourselves. *Proceeds to create a thousand more ships* Me: Man, this is a better story than the Titanic, because no matter how many times gaster's tries to sink it the ship keeps coming back.
Somebody once told me hands of my oworwrite button yellow scientist lizard found deeeeaaaad She was piking up the armor making it to undyne, gives it, and Xgaster killed heeeer..... Well the timelines start making and they isnt stop making didnt make sense owerwrite for fun your soul get strong but you lose it's half So much to do so much to think what happen if you kill asgore *You will newer know if you dont kill* You will newer flirt if you didnt Frisk... Hey now.... (I dont know how continuehelp me plz X_x)
This is the first x-tale video that wasn’t the original series that made me laugh. Thank you. *Your drinking chocolate milk out of a freaking wine glass* *I HAVE CLASS*
X frisk: I will overwrite you, kill Gaster, and take control of this timeline. *s i l e n c e* X frisk : I will call you Cross X sans (Cross) : ok that's it, your dead
WOOOOO THIS IS GONNA BE GrEAt- "This is the depression timeline" HAHAHHSNRDH "Wanna know why your timeline isn't perfect? *IT'S BECAUSE YOU DRINK CHOCOLATE MILK OUT OF A FXKING WINE GLASS"* HAHAHEVDKGD
Man, xXtha You did A REALLY good Job on this! Please take a Week Off You've done a really good job! Nature: I've brought peace! Peace is Everywhere! X.Gaster: *Too Much happiness, Destroy this fooking Fandom Timeline And Timeline X Will be "X-Trodiary"*
Xgaster: I DO NOT WANT THAT BUTTON [reset] TO CREATE TRASH LIKE IN OTHER UNIVERSES. [Memories of XGaster when everyone was younger are flowing in!] X!Gaster: I hate taking out the trash... But i finally did it! Baby X!Chara: [Le reset] X!Gaster, again having to take out the trash again for the 999th time: FFFFFFFFFFUuuu-
-CHARA-IS-FLYING-IN-THE-AIR- Frisk's Mind: What the actual heck is goi- Frisk: HOLY SANDAL MY BACK!! CHARA WHAT THE HECK IS- -Frisk Babbling and Complaining- Chara: *Undyne, pls train us!*
Frisk:I will overwrite you, kill XGaster, and take control of this timeline. Sans:..*probably confused or doesn't actually give a funk* Frisk:Oh, I will also call you Cross. Sans:Oh that's it you're dead **angry boi noises**
![XGASTER'S SECRETS [XTale Zine]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/eqT_3L1N4K8/mqdefault.jpg)
I think my wingdings font had a stroke
The end
Thanks for watching
Oop
very cool
X Gaster is too overpowered, have Betty fight him
I thought that was just some god tier shitposting xD
Frisk and Chara: *Is happy*
XGaster: Overwrite
Also XGaster: Why do my kids hate me?
“ you know what’s cooler then romance... GENOCIDE”
@@randomchild3750 y e s
@@randomchild3750 do you know what's cooler than genocide? Multimultiverse
... your not wrong...BUT YOURE NOT RIGHT-
This sound like my mother
Cross: *exists*
Everyone: *Peace was never an option.*
676 likes and after 2 years no comments? let me fix that
@@broihavenoname911 tis really odd . . .
Fellow ace @@AroAce_Funni_Man
Gaster: I have class.
Frisk: You have as much class as you have legs.
me: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
best part out of this video
But at the begging he actually had legs :|
So he's PewDiePie?
Destruction 💯
at this point xtale should've been called
XGaster Is A Bastard: The Series
XDDD
You know someone is a psychopathic, murderous asshole if they drink chocolate milk out of a wine glass.
*XGastard.*
@@emperorprimalaspid9738 and this is a fact
@@dreamy.dandelions y e s
“You has as much class as you have legs”
I knew Frisk could do genocide, but this is just emotionally scarring
But we all agree that he deserves it
"the power of the gay is too much for you"
- X-Tale Undyne
@@wolfesona😂😂😂
Child Torture: The Series
That's literally all it is.
X-Gaster: whats a child? I only know "it".
@@miraculoushunter7509 also "insolent brat"
Child Abuse: The Series
It is now handplates
“do you know what’s cooler than romance?”
“Genocide”
Best line ever
Yes
@@voidgaming3175 lol
Oh and in case you are wondering, the windings in the end say:
THE END
TH ANKSF3R3ATCHING
Thank you
Ok
Windings had a stroke and frickin died
Thank you so much lol
Writer got a heart attack XD
“I sense high levels of happiness.”
“Too much happy.”
“Why do they hate me?”
*Mom said it's my turn with the Overwrite button-*
*Get out of my room! I'm playing X-tale creative mode-*
@@sleep-schedule-who7705 *Holy shit hi-*
XD
@@sleep-schedule-who7705 HOW DARE YOU PLAY CREATIVE?
YOU HAVE NO CLASS!?
it's like drink chocolate milk out of an wine glass
xD
@@sleep-schedule-who7705 MOM SAID ITS MY TURN TO PLAY
"That's how you know hand sanitizers about to go down". That is honestly the best censoring ever! XD
Ikr
In another one I heard "God ******, not this SHREK again" and I was like:
WAIT, SHREK? WHAT DOES SHREK HAVE TO DO WITH X-TALE?
slash
slash
I agree, that part had me laughing. XD
XChara: Imma rip XGaster into pieces
XUndyne: No you bad hooman
Also XUndyne: *Sees XAlphys "dead"*
Still XUndyne: Yeah y'know what, Imma rip XGaster into pieces
Your profile photo is perfect
XD
New sub
2:06
Cross: welp, time to overwrite and fix everything!
Xchara: Well yes, but actually no.
"The plot of the story is literally child abuse at this point"
You rather hate him or not he be spitting FAX
Gaster: Ew romance
Fans: allow us to introduce ourselves.
*Proceeds to create a thousand more ships*
Me: Man, this is a better story than the Titanic, because no matter how many times gaster's tries to sink it the ship keeps coming back.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
That punchline is unbelievably satisfying.
Somebody once told me hands of my oworwrite button yellow scientist lizard found deeeeaaaad
She was piking up the armor making it to undyne, gives it, and Xgaster killed heeeer.....
Well the timelines start making and they isnt stop making didnt make sense owerwrite for fun your soul get strong but you lose it's half
So much to do so much to think what happen if you kill asgore *You will newer know if you dont kill* You will newer flirt if you didnt Frisk...
Hey now....
(I dont know how continuehelp me plz X_x)
This comment made me laugh so hard
😂😂👌👌👌😂😂👌👌👌😂
I'm-
LOL
He's too dangerous to be left alive
This is the first x-tale video that wasn’t the original series that made me laugh.
Thank you.
*Your drinking chocolate milk out of a freaking wine glass*
*I HAVE CLASS*
"You have as much class as you have *legs.*"
@cherryxys
*confused screaming*
Professionals have STANDARDS.
This comment is so true, in fact so good i had to ruin 300 likes, i will not regret it.
Somebody ruined 420 likes too
I feel like the Cross sprite is re-used.
Still fits perfectly-
This shows the angst of the series.
X Gaster be like:
Dont worry boy i always leave one man behind to tell the tale
(Or just because we need another season)
“There’s only more parodies of your suffering.”
*Ink pops in*
“Thanks creators.”
That scene fuckin killed me oml-
X.Undyne: The power of Gay to to strong for You.
..
..
X.Frisk:*Yep.*
omg hiiiiiiii
ruclips.net/video/Ac_pYH0eVGw/видео.html
poggers
Lol
What I say when I beat up a bully
The power of gay is too strong for you
Gaster has had enough X-tale creative mode for today, time to kick him off
"imma rip xgaster to pieces."
*sniff sniff* "no, bad human."
*alphys is dead*
"let's rip xgaster to pieces"
Frisk: You drink chocolate milk from a wine glass
Gaster: I have class
Frisk: You have as much class as you have legs
OOHHHHH!!! Burn hahahaha
its a very rare insult. cuz most people with legs are disabled and people dont generally make fun of disabled people.
It's funny, since he had very long legs.
Lmao
XGASTER at the start: welcome to ur new home children XGASTER IN THE END: *G E N O C I D E*
Cross: *literally crying*
Ink: Oh no... Anyways
X-tale chara: there's no turning back
Cross:
Nobody:
Every single person in the park on valentines day: 1:10
Xfrisk: Do you know why your timeline isn't perfect?
XGaster: ...
XFrisk: It's because you drink chocolate milk out of a fricking wine glass
XGaster : I have class.
X-Frisk: "You have as much class as you have legs."
XGaster : …. 🥲
X-Frisk: *Slids out of the room backwards*
XGaster and Betty: *kills everyone*
Camilla and Jakie: *Demonic laughter*
"There is only more parodies of your suffering" That got me 😂
Chara/Frisk: *exists*
XGaster: "hippity hoppity you children are my property"
3:07 i'm kidna happy that i was not the only one who cried on IX
XFrisk: You're drinking chocolate milk out of a freaking wine glass
XGaster: I HAVE CLASS
XFrisk: You have as much class as you have legs.
You have class: *KETER*
X frisk: I will overwrite you, kill Gaster, and take control of this timeline.
*s i l e n c e*
X frisk : I will call you Cross
X sans (Cross) : ok that's it, your dead
Nobody:
Not A Single Soul
Frisk: *you’ve lost your overwrite privileges*
Mom said it's my turn on the overwrite button
4:37 Ink *"Thanks creators."*
1:54
alphys:they were pointing knive at me
*Chara fell Out of no where*
Chara:train me
Undyene:sure
Alphys:ThEy WErE pOInTing KNive aT ME!!
WOOOOO THIS IS GONNA BE GrEAt-
"This is the depression timeline" HAHAHHSNRDH
"Wanna know why your timeline isn't perfect? *IT'S BECAUSE YOU DRINK CHOCOLATE MILK OUT OF A FXKING WINE GLASS"* HAHAHEVDKGD
2:20
This was one of the funniest moments.
1:20 *muffet proceeds to spit facts very shortly*
YEEEEAAAA
3:59 that you hear letterly in underverse in a nutshell too 🤣
Xtale in a nutshell, in a nutshell:
*Xgaster got addicted to overwrite*
"When Firsk's eyes are open, that's how you know s- *hand sanitizer* 's about to go down."
1:26
what it is: slash slash murder slash
what captions think it is: [Music]
No one
Literally no one
Not a single soul
Cross:*crys*
Ink:THANKS CREATORS
as someone who has watched Xtale, I can confirm that this is extremely accurate.
"I think the plot of this series is just chuld abuse."
Oh yeah totally
Cross: Is it over?
XGaster: Nope, it's beggining
4:16 and that's how x!dust was created
X!Dust is different thing though
4:30 I'm actually crying😢 poor cross
Happiness: exists
X-gaster: YEETUS DLEETUS
Lel
2:06 let's rip XGASTER to piece
undyne: N0 baD HumAn
xGaster whit alphys ded
undyne: let's rip XGASTER to piece
me: :v epik
'you have as much class as you have legs"
Ouch I felt that
1:32 FALCON PAWNCH!!!
Last breath fandom in a nutshell: 3:43
Parents:im sensing high levels of happiness.
Internet: adios
''You know whats better than romance?''
''......what?''
''Genocide!''
Man, xXtha You did A REALLY good Job on this! Please take a Week Off You've done a really good job!
Nature: I've brought peace! Peace is Everywhere!
X.Gaster: *Too Much happiness, Destroy this fooking Fandom Timeline And Timeline X Will be "X-Trodiary"*
Y'all are crusin' for a bruisen'
3:29 * W H E E Z E
3:01 _why did my child have to die_
This will be X-cellent
X-tale in a nutshell: depression
Ink comes in like:
Hello
"The power of the gay is too strong for you." XD
Xgaster: I DO NOT WANT THAT BUTTON [reset] TO CREATE TRASH LIKE IN OTHER UNIVERSES.
[Memories of XGaster when everyone was younger are flowing in!]
X!Gaster: I hate taking out the trash... But i finally did it!
Baby X!Chara: [Le reset]
X!Gaster, again having to take out the trash again for the 999th time: FFFFFFFFFFUuuu-
"When frisk's eyes are open that's when you know sh** is about to go down"
This works in glitchtale and xtale
This works in ANY timeline
In ANY AU
Cuz Frisk's eyes open means "kill"
At the end Gaster says "Thx for watching"
Xgaster: Kills kids and then his sons
Also xgaster: *man behind the slaughter intensifies*
This is clearly amazing.
Marita Mahinay yes it is
Xgaster: *sees a perfect timeline*
also Xgaster:
3:38: OOOOOOOOH
4:45 💀 the iPhone emojis
Its wingdings
"Because you drink chocolate milk out of a wine glass."
Thats why the internet is a failure.
We need Chancetale in a nutshell next
@BJ6469 / / Sad Productions why not
Here's Chancetale in a nutshell for you:
The Audience: *Intense sobbing noises*
@@undervoices7127 yeah accurate
@@CrystalKitty1220 What is chancetale ?
@@Arima1022 An au made by xXtha
Hey, we found the perfect universe! Yay!
For all the memes, this is actually a pretty good summary
*there's no turning back*
faceplants on table
4:21 i thought cross is going to spam click
Somehow this explains the plot XTale far better than anything else does.
The whole neXt movie of Xtale in a nutshell
Im french and i watched underverse like 4-5 times to not understand that well
lol thanks
Ink at the end killed me! 😂
I j u s t watched your Underverse one for the second time lol
And yet again you have summed it up
your cross drawing is better than all my drawings XD
Xtale in a nutshell
XGaster: Me not creative, kill me my children
*a few minutes later*
Xgaster: Your ungrateful brats
-CHARA-IS-FLYING-IN-THE-AIR-
Frisk's Mind: What the actual heck is goi-
Frisk: HOLY SANDAL MY BACK!! CHARA WHAT THE HECK IS-
-Frisk Babbling and Complaining-
Chara: *Undyne, pls train us!*
is't Xtale in a minute
I feel bad laughing at this but.....i don't can't stop :,,D
Edit: omg...Thanks for this 18 likes xd
sans: is it over- NO.
gaster: prequel time
sans: FU-
perfect representation of how much gaster loves to use that button
Honestly this is my favorite content of yours. You put in well more effort and detail than may show!
Chara + Frisk: *Playung with X-tale characters like normal*
X-Tale Gaster: “u having fun?”
Chara + Frisk: “yeah.”
X-Take Gaster: *Murders X-take characters to remodel them later* “How about now?”
Chara + Frisk: TvT
YES I WAITED FOR THIS. THANK YOU, I SHALL NOW WATCH THIS IN PEACE KNOWING THAT FINALLY THERE IS A VIDEO ABOUT THIS
Please never stop uploading
"When frisks eyes open, you know shits about to go down."
when frisks eyes are open, you know *HAND SANITIZERS* about to go down.
I like how this makes me understand xtale more than the actual xtale
Sees chara and frisk laugh
XGaster: TOO MUCH HAPPYNESS
I watched Xtale and was confused so i watched this now I get it
*I didnt watch Xtale before . I watched and learned now.This is cool.Thanks.*
Frisk:I will overwrite you, kill XGaster, and take control of this timeline.
Sans:..*probably confused or doesn't actually give a funk*
Frisk:Oh, I will also call you Cross.
Sans:Oh that's it you're dead **angry boi noises**