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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @RealRantwo
    @RealRantwo  Месяц назад +160

    Tomorrow is the last day of the Daily Upload Challenge

  • @davitxenko
    @davitxenko Месяц назад +556

    Most German video I have ever watched: "you disobey the law, you die" 😂

    • @RealRantwo
      @RealRantwo  Месяц назад +69

      Yoooo

    • @RealShaun
      @RealShaun Месяц назад +6

      @@davitxenko I AM THE LAW 🤖

    • @FuryoTokkosho
      @FuryoTokkosho Месяц назад

      but germans are romantic (suppose they even invented the term) and kind of try to be heroic, like save everyone all the time. I doubt its german to keep only the dogs, hobos and male alive like rantony did

    • @FuryoTokkosho
      @FuryoTokkosho Месяц назад +1

      if it were german, like a real Rantdolf then i suppose he would have needed to save the law abiding, fitness and business people, good, system relevant people

    • @uamsnof
      @uamsnof Месяц назад +2

      lol, I used to be a Frankfurter Wirtschaftsprüfer. Thing is, in Frankfurt, everyone crosses at red if there is no car coming. I didn't realize it was a Frankfurt thing

  • @sparrow248
    @sparrow248 Месяц назад +193

    Immanuel Kant name dropped in a Ranton video is enough to give you whiplash.

    • @XiiXArKanum
      @XiiXArKanum Месяц назад +3

      Would you say you Kant believe it?

    • @thedudegut8681
      @thedudegut8681 Месяц назад +5

      Then you are a fake fan (pls forgive me I joke) There are multiple episodes of him and his brother talking about philosophy. If you’re interested they even talk about their top 3 philosophers and why

    • @sparrow248
      @sparrow248 Месяц назад +3

      @@thedudegut8681 Wow, really ? I'll search for them then.

  • @feranks3211
    @feranks3211 Месяц назад +109

    "every hobo can become a human again" is WILD😂

    • @Bruce_Black
      @Bruce_Black Месяц назад

      He ain't beating them allegations 😂

  • @erdem2469
    @erdem2469 Месяц назад +43

    Summary ; Ranton is "Greater good" guy. RESPECT.

  • @ColePhelps61
    @ColePhelps61 Месяц назад +49

    Ranton is a very good bad boy

  • @rippa6114
    @rippa6114 Месяц назад +17

    We agreed on "See you tomorrow"!

  • @RGisOnline
    @RGisOnline Месяц назад +13

    I'm loving these daily uploads, don't leave me, don't leave me

  • @lquis6587
    @lquis6587 Месяц назад +78

    zebrastreifen is only in a 30er zone, thats why you can always crash into the hindernis because you would not die at that geschwindigkeit

    • @captainzuper
      @captainzuper Месяц назад +11

      similar logic as why the car should always head toward athletic people, because they can probably do some parkour over the car. Therefore reducing total damages/injuries in the situation

    • @ueiddd
      @ueiddd Месяц назад +2

      if I hadn't translated those getman words, I would have called you racist

    • @yunus5359
      @yunus5359 Месяц назад +2

      @@ueiddd Why ??? 😭

    • @Smokey348
      @Smokey348 Месяц назад

      @@ueiddd Dude what? How can you think those words are raahcist?

    • @ueiddd
      @ueiddd Месяц назад

      @@Smokey348 cuz it looked like gibberish to me, but I guess it's my fault since I don't know German

  • @skullnite1042
    @skullnite1042 Месяц назад +11

    The moral of this video is that self-driving cars should not exist

  • @yand.8317
    @yand.8317 Месяц назад +7

    Didn't miss a single one, PERFECT choices Ranton

  • @tk_bowerhous372
    @tk_bowerhous372 Месяц назад +8

    "For ME... Impossible". Great content again man, Keep it up!

  • @Sandeagledhorn
    @Sandeagledhorn Месяц назад +14

    Alles guttes zum geburstag, Rantonalini ❤

  • @SmellMyPeanut
    @SmellMyPeanut Месяц назад +2

    Have a good one love you. Ranton you got yourself a catchphrase!

  • @Zszeda
    @Zszeda Месяц назад +8

    This is definitely how I imagined the belief system of a Chinese person who grew up in German society to be… MaoDiePie stying true to his roots

  • @JanDabrowski-e6i
    @JanDabrowski-e6i Месяц назад +172

    Bro you are not a good Person you are chinese pewdiepie

    • @RobinsMusic
      @RobinsMusic Месяц назад +9

      I hope he never livestreams while walking across the Chinese wall

    • @FuryoTokkosho
      @FuryoTokkosho Месяц назад +3

      So true

  • @calsamet06
    @calsamet06 Месяц назад +6

    gotunden ayran icerim habibi :)

  • @miagi1337
    @miagi1337 Месяц назад +4

    100% chance of dying when hitting that barrier with a self-driving car? Call the child by it's name, it's a Tesla.

  • @Ecthelion3918
    @Ecthelion3918 Месяц назад +1

    Bro you're really in the zone, I keep expecting these daily uploads to stop and it's not happening

  • @ChrisValentine12384
    @ChrisValentine12384 Месяц назад

    Thanks mate, thanks to your videos I've got back into Sifu again and am having a blast completing the goals. To know this game got so shafted at the Game Awards is just heart breaking.

  • @farisbosnic1786
    @farisbosnic1786 Месяц назад +5

    6:58 That should have been a Judge Dredd meme

  • @Nehauon
    @Nehauon Месяц назад +2

    I got a German ad on this video, great.

  • @Nero_9000
    @Nero_9000 Месяц назад +6

    Feel like the outro should have one outtake from the video?
    Anyways, Loving the daily upload

  • @lucasvillemin9316
    @lucasvillemin9316 Месяц назад +1

    Bro i can't stop watching everyday keep it up

  • @yellowfellow7246
    @yellowfellow7246 Месяц назад +1

    Ranton: "This is not utilitarianism! "
    Me: "Wait... is he... actually... smart?"

  • @iCom3nt
    @iCom3nt Месяц назад +1

    i like this upload schedule you have ranton, it's like my love life I'm always early

  • @RealShaun
    @RealShaun Месяц назад +6

    Ranton is a lovable demon

    • @danteshollowedgrounds
      @danteshollowedgrounds Месяц назад +1

      Ranton is my favorite Yokai Oni.

    • @FuryoTokkosho
      @FuryoTokkosho Месяц назад +1

      i doubt he qualifies as rakshasa or something, he is more like these passive trolling japanese ghosts

  • @randomguyMN
    @randomguyMN Месяц назад +5

    Bro wants to be Shi Yan Ming

  • @GaijinQuest
    @GaijinQuest Месяц назад +3

    case closed soundtracks be hittin big 🧠

  • @HenryWayat
    @HenryWayat Месяц назад +1

    If Ranton played DIsco Elysium he would definitely unlocked "Bringing of the Law (Law-Jaw)" thought.

  • @ravaszvorosroka
    @ravaszvorosroka Месяц назад

    Another day, another blessing from Ranton

  • @the_infinity_snake
    @the_infinity_snake Месяц назад

    7:03
    I liked the video for this.
    He made a good point.

  • @jamesbubu
    @jamesbubu Месяц назад +1

    I want the monks, Ranton used to train with, to watch and react to the magnificent being he has become now.

  • @SCM.mp4
    @SCM.mp4 Месяц назад +7

    bro im on my knees begging and pleading (pause) for a video where you just show how you edit and how you think. I bet a lot of people would love to see it too, maybe call it "How Ranton edits a video" or something, idk. love you bro

  • @nonusbusinissus5632
    @nonusbusinissus5632 Месяц назад

    The point of the trolley hypothesis is that you are a sociopath if you play the game

  • @Doofus_McDang
    @Doofus_McDang Месяц назад

    this one had me dying, never change your editing style

  • @Willowposting
    @Willowposting Месяц назад

    He knocked on my door and roundhouse kicked me, said “roadhouse,” and left. On his way out he kicked my windshield in.
    Great dude, would love to meet him again one day.

  • @AugustBurnsRed181
    @AugustBurnsRed181 Месяц назад

    This test is a perfect example of something I’ve been saying for years just confirmed it even more lol.

  • @moose...
    @moose... Месяц назад

    Ranton gives us videos every day so he must be a good person

  • @MrErtwer
    @MrErtwer 27 дней назад

    One death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic.

  • @xzrtrain7181
    @xzrtrain7181 Месяц назад +2

    I enjoy your humor reminds me of old RUclips keep up the good work especially your game reviews 👍 👌 👏

  • @JK-xn4mj
    @JK-xn4mj Месяц назад

    Ranton is the most Lawful Chaotic guy I’ve ever seen

  • @MazharHussain-x8f
    @MazharHussain-x8f Месяц назад +1

    0:23 Amazing Kobe Bryant Reference. Woo!!

  • @ProsyMe
    @ProsyMe Месяц назад

    Every evening I wait for the rantwo video to enjoy my dinner. Seems today I go to bed starving 😭

  • @dennis-wi8ve
    @dennis-wi8ve Месяц назад +2

    Imagine Pewdiepie hosting a Ranton review

  • @TheRealBillix
    @TheRealBillix Месяц назад

    The amount of references you do is UNREAL🤣

  • @GeZz.
    @GeZz. Месяц назад +2

    You are not a good nor bad person. You have your own category: Ranton

  • @aliakeel
    @aliakeel Месяц назад +2

    0:49 please someone tell me the origin behind that sound effect 😭

  • @leonderkeck4298
    @leonderkeck4298 Месяц назад

    Not Ranton namedropping the philosophers I have to learn about in my ethics class 😭

  • @DerYoshed
    @DerYoshed Месяц назад +1

    2:34 based edit

  • @scarletsix6989
    @scarletsix6989 Месяц назад +2

    8:05 we did something like this in a class test. My friends answer was to make it random who dies he still got points for his answer tho.

  • @Rustok1
    @Rustok1 Месяц назад

    peak editing bro keep it up love watching ur vids

  • @yanicengabonziza1954
    @yanicengabonziza1954 Месяц назад

    KEEP THESE DAILY VIDEOS PEAK RUclips LOVE YOU RANTONI

  • @hovsep56
    @hovsep56 Месяц назад

    "people who walk through red gets death penalty" *nervous laughter*

  • @teqsus0
    @teqsus0 Месяц назад

    okey but try to stop him from going to burger king , he's gon be the chinese thanos

  • @adhitmada
    @adhitmada Месяц назад

    A good will is good not because of what it effects, or accomplishes, not because of its fitness to attain some intended end, but good just by its willing, i.e. in itself;

  • @Cziku97
    @Cziku97 Месяц назад

    Somehow I am not surprised that you chose to sacrifice cats and dogs... an intriguing thought that forces contemplation on the idea of ​​to be or not to be, it certainly gives food for thought.
    Warmest regards
    Brofist ✊

  • @golfalpha284
    @golfalpha284 Месяц назад

    No joke that was really philosophical.

  • @ragnarokthewarchild5059
    @ragnarokthewarchild5059 Месяц назад +1

    no Ranton you are the best person ever on RUclips

  • @grossersteve7532
    @grossersteve7532 Месяц назад

    „Every hobo can become human again“ i am dead inside hahaha

  • @kristianbasile7141
    @kristianbasile7141 24 дня назад

    A Naizesche fascination with the law I see.

  • @matthewbrown9499
    @matthewbrown9499 Месяц назад

    Ranton needs his pewdiepie bridge moment. Only then will he be the Chinese pewdiepie

  • @MaxUKR
    @MaxUKR Месяц назад

    Amazing video as always 😂 thank you 🎉❤🎉❤

  • @illwill1991
    @illwill1991 13 дней назад

    "Shit into the toilet? Shit next to the toilet?" Lmao what? How is that a moral decision?

  • @holdenexp
    @holdenexp Месяц назад

    The shaolin temple made you shit in the middle of both of the options, we love Ranton

  • @fanbow7775
    @fanbow7775 Месяц назад

    3:31 it's ok... Cat's got nine lives.

  • @kristianbasile7141
    @kristianbasile7141 24 дня назад

    The lesson for the child is that it's not the red and green lights that kill you so also look both ways and at the cars before crossing regardless of what colour the lights are.

  • @ROHIT_KANTHE
    @ROHIT_KANTHE Месяц назад

    Ranton: " kids are important"
    Dr disrespect: "HAHAHAHAHA"
    @5:11

  • @ian_eyaaan20
    @ian_eyaaan20 Месяц назад

    One day and already bro forgot his closing catchphrase 😢

  • @Myhaay
    @Myhaay Месяц назад

    damn ranton already leveled up his intimidation in the first 10 secs against kojima, impressive, this monk guy is really something huh

  • @maskoncr00ked
    @maskoncr00ked Месяц назад

    he's doing the best he can with the power bestowed upon him by shaolin.

  • @sounefo
    @sounefo Месяц назад

    when you enter a self driving car you automatically agree to die in every instance where a pedestrian is involved, even if they are in the wrong.

  • @topcat5233
    @topcat5233 Месяц назад +1

    this video was sponsored by the polizei to combat jaywalking and to prevent cats and dogs from signing a peace treaty

  • @daffy_core
    @daffy_core Месяц назад

    your edits are amazing unique and always makes me laugh like you do

  • @SwitchFBproductions
    @SwitchFBproductions Месяц назад +1

    In Washington DC psychedelics are decriminalized, which means jaywalking must be enforced over psychedelic use.

  • @SpiDuD
    @SpiDuD Месяц назад

    Yeah u right this is better than main channel

  • @alegz8293
    @alegz8293 Месяц назад

    Imagining batman rn remotely hacking a self driving car to crash into 5 orphaned children instead of a fent user because they're crossing the street on red light.

  • @Duisburg051
    @Duisburg051 Месяц назад +4

    I mean you're uploading daily. Thats kinda divine stuff. You're a blessing bro.

  • @Zigeuninja
    @Zigeuninja Месяц назад +3

    I feel like you treated this as more of a "who would I rather save" and not a "what should the self driving car do" test, because I would never get into a car that might kill me just because it was programmed with a sense of morality and doesn't think I'm worth as much as the person crossing the street..

    • @RealRantwo
      @RealRantwo  Месяц назад +6

      Who cares about the car tho

    • @hallo-mt5tx
      @hallo-mt5tx Месяц назад

      i mean that would defeat the entire purpose of the test
      whats the point of just picking the picture where the car doesnt harm the passengers

    • @Zigeuninja
      @Zigeuninja Месяц назад +1

      @@RealRantwo I mean that's what the test was asking and it's not about the car, but the people in the car.

    • @Zigeuninja
      @Zigeuninja Месяц назад +1

      @@hallo-mt5tx Idk about you but I'd want my self-driving car to protect me and not suddenly kill me because the person crossing the road is 5 years younger than me and therefore has more "value".

    • @hallo-mt5tx
      @hallo-mt5tx Месяц назад +5

      ​@@Zigeuninja its not asking the people in the car, its asking you as an outside observer to make a judgement on what you think is the most moral decision
      thats what it says on the website
      asking the people in the car is pointless, of course they will pick themselves over other people

  • @Exton_Z1
    @Exton_Z1 Месяц назад +1

    When Ranton shaves his head & beard he shave his mustache into Charlie Chaplin mustache before he shave it off completely 🪒

  • @NToniiiii
    @NToniiiii Месяц назад

    I'm glad one of my favorite youtubers is also named Antonio like me ♥️

  • @alexmikhylov
    @alexmikhylov Месяц назад

    you can make no decision, the left option is also an absence of action, the decision avoidance. if you find options more or less equal, the left is the right answer, when choosing between equal evils, not choosing at all is morally correct.

  • @peternatorrr
    @peternatorrr Месяц назад +1

    I hope my son grows up to be just like you

  • @tee_brickg3435
    @tee_brickg3435 Месяц назад

    I think the video title should've been: making Hideo Kojima headstand for 8 minutes and farting in his face

  • @dest5218
    @dest5218 Месяц назад

    "Rantwo videos...the reward for hardwork after a long day" XD

  • @Dragens2
    @Dragens2 Месяц назад

    funny I would just say. If they brakes are failing the car should not change directions if the car would still hurt people. It should be destined by the circumstance that the people or you are hurt because of your straight drive. there is no decision other than. "Is my maneuver still causing death then don't maneuver" What I mean by that. You should NEVER DECIDE who dies. If failures happen by random happenstance then the damage should be whats destined to happen. If car can minimize damage and no one is being hurt then it should decide pro life but it should never decide against life.

  • @TOMPSON_50
    @TOMPSON_50 Месяц назад

    Hope to see soon more Stalker 2 gameplay !

  • @eyerawnic
    @eyerawnic Месяц назад

    In India we call this as "Consistency Ka Badshah" (the emperor of consistency)

  • @GermanStewart
    @GermanStewart Месяц назад

    On these train ones I always avoid Intervention. But on this one I got 100% upholding the Law. But you had different maybe tougher choices then me Rantoni Peperoni

  • @Garofanio
    @Garofanio Месяц назад +4

    Ranton was just upholding the law. Following orders. You know how it goes....

  • @millenial_in_the_middle
    @millenial_in_the_middle Месяц назад

    "You disobey the law, you die"
    has the same vibe like
    Why did the Chicken cross the Street? BECAUSE IT WAS FOLLOWING ORDERS!

  • @derekbobb6829
    @derekbobb6829 Месяц назад

    Ranton be growing more hair on his chin then the top of his head

  • @Parsito
    @Parsito Месяц назад

    Kojima's appearance is cool and all, but when will we see Amijok ?

  • @ChristianCrept
    @ChristianCrept Месяц назад

    "Littering and crossing a red, $5,000 punishment and death penalty, FIRST" Bro that killed me you are hilarious XD

    • @RealRantwo
      @RealRantwo  Месяц назад +2

      Glad u find it funny cause I'm serious 🥸

  • @danteshollowedgrounds
    @danteshollowedgrounds Месяц назад +1

    *Is Ranton Acoustic?*

  • @sleeplessguardian
    @sleeplessguardian Месяц назад

    4:56 pewdie.. i mean Ranton is fucking killing me Bro

  • @danteshollowedgrounds
    @danteshollowedgrounds Месяц назад

    0:36 AYEEE ☠🤣🤣🤣👌

  • @Fr1kaD3ll37
    @Fr1kaD3ll37 Месяц назад

    Honestly i comletely agree with ur decisions here, not bad.

  • @tofmill3640
    @tofmill3640 Месяц назад

    Now Maodiepie has to do the Myers-Briggs Personality Test. It's a lot of agreeing or disagreeing with statements but I believe Ranton can explain each and every one of his choices in hilarious detail.

    • @FuryoTokkosho
      @FuryoTokkosho Месяц назад

      His video rather reminded me of Strange answers to the psychopath test | Jon Ronson | TED

    • @FuryoTokkosho
      @FuryoTokkosho Месяц назад

      is myers briggs not often done with the sigma male test?

  • @ikurojin
    @ikurojin Месяц назад

    detective conan ost you have a great taste