Wrecked yachts, kayaking mishaps and container ships getting stuck under bridges… Check out our new compilation of boating blunders and watercraft fails!
The two women sitting at the table while the ship was tearing up everything in front of them. Good Lord, ladies. Have you no instinct for self preservation?
Most women in L.A. sure don't. They seem to love walking through a sketchy neighborhood on high heels and a minidress looking for an underground afterhours party...I don't get it.
Of all the video is the ladies is what bring u here for the comment Jesus 😂 I don’t have too $hit about the ladies If they want to die they got one so what??? 😂
The sailboat crush at 5:20 is terrible - People of such boats tend to take care of their boat with love and pour as much as they can spend into it, typically way more than they're worth. Insurances rarely cover a new boat of equal value/condition. Not to mention the sentimental loss.
2:35 - I'm interested to know - at what point do those two decide that it is not a good idea to remain seated where they are as a large vessel carves chunks out of the environment around them?
I was just about to comment the same. Those pilot boats are there on purpose to prevent the launched ship from drifting away. You can see a thick rubber protection on the bow and a black cloud of smoke coming out of a boat exhaust on contact, forcing the ship in the opposite direction.
@@YouBazinga Yep, when there is no submersible dry dock available, this is the only other alternative. Admittedly it looks a little precarious but ships have been launched like that for 100’s of years.
:43 the really bad thing is that these ships that hit each other barges have warning systems and they’re not listening to them. They’re probably not at the helm/ wheel?? They’re probably sleeping. I mean, how would you just ignore these sounds and sirens for many minutes. You could probably run to the wheel or get on the microphone but as we saw the bridge crash this year where the barge hit the pole bridge and they collapsed killing people more often than we think.Scary
The houseboat at 17:00 said Lake Powell on it. We boated that lake for over ten years. The only time we had an issue was when a guy was going full throttle through a narrow canyon, came around the corner, and damn near sliced our boat in half. That would have been the end of all of us. He just kept on going, full speed ahead, like nothing happened.
1:47 the yacht had some kind of control failure. The channel SuperYachtCaptain has an interview with the guy, he also said what exactly was the problem I just forgot. He selected the cheapest place to crash - if he hadn't done so, he'd have destroyed the (only) bridge that connects the two halves of Sint Maarten. Lots of things, definitely not an idiot!
The @13:55 full video is called "Onervaren een sluis binnenvaren" - Going into a regular waterlock as is common in the Netherlands but with a captain and crew with minimal experience. You see the people just frantically standing around completely clueless.
At 0:44 to 1:19 shows a Canadian built jetboat called an Outlaw Eagle...this type of jetboat relies on a pilot maintaining the throttle...when one backs out of the throttle , lateral stability is lost as it has no rudder whatsoever & can change direction instantly...listen carefully, we can hear the engine being dialed back, that is all this vessel needs to lose steering stability....this is a common instance of an individual not knowing, or forgetting of this intrinsic quirky vessel behaviour.
23:28 That is a beaver lodge and depending on where they are, they’ve either committed a felony or a misdemeanor. Unless they’re in Europe, in North America, if it’s in Canada they’ve committed a misdemeanor. In the United States, it varies by state. In my state, doing something like that is a felony. In other states it is a misdemeanor.
13:56 they are in a boat lock one side has water higher and other other side has water that's lower. So they enter the canal. Doors shut and they pump water in or out depending on the direction. That boat looks like it's getting caught in the current of the lock. Could be wrong.
Makes the Baltimore bridge collapse look like a case of. . . Should have installed the support protectors. Are we going to ask the ships insurance company to replace the bumpers in front of the supports. No so are we going to add safety numbers in front of the supports? Hay it is an important bridge and it supports more than boat and vehicle traffic over the bridge? Those ships are in such bad shape it is a wonder any of them can get around without tugs.
14:38 This is supposed to happen. Not an accident. Those small craft are what we call 'tug boats. These 'tug boats' are there to catch and control the ship that was just launched, Then these 'tug boats' will move it to where it needs to go next. Who knew, right?
Everyone who makes a mistake, big or small, is not an 'Idiot'. They could be very intelligent at other things. How about you? Ever made a mistake... then by your own logic, you're calling yourself an idiot. Yaaaawn.
I came for the boat carnage and stayed for the laughs. 😂🤣😂
Didn't stop long then
The two women sitting at the table while the ship was tearing up everything in front of them. Good Lord, ladies. Have you no instinct for self preservation?
I was literally yelling g at my phone move you dumb
Most women in L.A. sure don't. They seem to love walking through a sketchy neighborhood on high heels and a minidress looking for an underground afterhours party...I don't get it.
That was insane to watch. That big tower thing right next to them.
Of all the video is the ladies is what bring u here for the comment Jesus 😂
I don’t have too $hit about the ladies
If they want to die they got one so what??? 😂
Oblivious idiots
The sailboat crush at 5:20 is terrible - People of such boats tend to take care of their boat with love and pour as much as they can spend into it, typically way more than they're worth. Insurances rarely cover a new boat of equal value/condition. Not to mention the sentimental loss.
“I’m on a boat….BOOM…no more!” 😂
😂🤣😂 Famous last words in all of these “no worries mate I know boats”.
Legend has it " this narrator has not been narrarating very long.
LEGEND CONFIRMED!!!
2:35 - I'm interested to know - at what point do those two decide that it is not a good idea to remain seated where they are as a large vessel carves chunks out of the environment around them?
And people think one day we'll have flying cars to zip around the sky!🤣
Me too.. Or fully self driving cars available to us all, Some kind of crazy update like that..
Yeah, kinda scary right. But it's gonna make for some good videos.
I love all these videos he makes my day every day when I watch the videos
Playing everything twice only makes the video half as good
Unbelievable Moments Caught on Camera! I can’t get enough!
At 15:15, I’m pretty sure that went exactly like it was supposed to.
I was just about to comment the same. Those pilot boats are there on purpose to prevent the launched ship from drifting away. You can see a thick rubber protection on the bow and a black cloud of smoke coming out of a boat exhaust on contact, forcing the ship in the opposite direction.
@@YouBazinga Yep, when there is no submersible dry dock available, this is the only other alternative. Admittedly it looks a little precarious but ships have been launched like that for 100’s of years.
This is typical of these trashy videos, I just thumbs down the video and move on.
At 16:26 it is Robert Habeck , the german Minister for Economy. 😂😂😂
He is such an Idiot, he destroys the german economy compl.
Ja, ich habe diese Ratte auch erkannt.
14:39 What's wrong with this one? Seems like a perfect launch to me
:43 the really bad thing is that these ships that hit each other barges have warning systems and they’re not listening to them. They’re probably not at the helm/ wheel?? They’re probably sleeping. I mean, how would you just ignore these sounds and sirens for many minutes. You could probably run to the wheel or get on the microphone but as we saw the bridge crash this year where the barge hit the pole bridge and they collapsed killing people more often than we think.Scary
Perfect video to show the guy with a new boat BEFORE he takes it out on his first voyage. lol.
Dude, there is some gold here!
The one at 15 min was a perfectly controlled ship launch!
thought boats were a noncontact sport 😂😂
It`s such a shame when good videos appear on RUclips and the narration is very poor. It spoils the whole reason for doing it in the first place
Agreed. No maritime experience obviously on some!
That’s why I turn the sound down lol
Where’s your video?
Let me make it easy for you. JUST TURN THE SOUND OFF!!!!!
Just leave the narration to Ozzy Man
Also great music selection 😊
Love the commentary ❤❤❤
Seriously why all the repeats from previous videos??
The houseboat at 17:00 said Lake Powell on it. We boated that lake for over ten years. The only time we had an issue was when a guy was going full throttle through a narrow canyon, came around the corner, and damn near sliced our boat in half. That would have been the end of all of us. He just kept on going, full speed ahead, like nothing happened.
"I bet the captain wasn't completely honest on his resume..."
The deadpan delivery made that clip for me. Touche'
@2.10 - that is why they need the stainless steel bow.
It seems like a lot of really rich guys hire poor captains.
Hi Guys,Wish you have fun watching the video, have a nice day
No wonder my packages never arrive.
Chainsaw: did the wife win half of everything in a divorce?
1:47 the yacht had some kind of control failure. The channel SuperYachtCaptain has an interview with the guy, he also said what exactly was the problem I just forgot. He selected the cheapest place to crash - if he hadn't done so, he'd have destroyed the (only) bridge that connects the two halves of Sint Maarten.
Lots of things, definitely not an idiot!
"Hey! You scratched my anchor!"
So many contenders for the Darwin Award here
And you thought YOUR GPS was crazy!
2:11 - Crushing Optimists, the man has class...
I just wanted to know who is going to pay for the damage and the damage.😂
Wow, this is insane! How can people be so careless on the water?
90% or more of the time the narrator said 'that is why...' he SHOULD have been saying 'THIS is why...'
Your problem is with the grammar? get a life!!
@@number-1-Saxman But sir, grammar is my life... 😛
Always wondered what them porsche tucan drivers did on their days off.
at 15:00 i dont see a problem, the ug looked like it was trying to prevent the ship oing too far
They make tide tables for a reason!
The two women sitting at the table while the ship was tearing up everything in front of them..as if I'm about to embark on a journey into the unknown.
Looks like a new Yacht.
😮😮some serious ship wrecking here😮😮
7:01 getting your dingy pinched. OUCH.
The commentary is hilarious if you don't like it you know what you can do.
11:50. Is that Clearwater, FL???
Nice video
Where have we seen that blue yacht before?
2:20 all captains: aim for something cheap
The @13:55 full video is called "Onervaren een sluis binnenvaren" - Going into a regular waterlock as is common in the Netherlands but with a captain and crew with minimal experience. You see the people just frantically standing around completely clueless.
That Gorrilla said right turn Clyde!!
No way to talk about Mr Eastwood.
I love these Boat Idiots XD
Yeah wish you in there too
NOOB
-_-
At 14:50 you can admire a picture-book launch. With three tugs to move the drifting ship afterwards.
muahhaaa at 16:20 that is germany's economy minister :D
I mean, how would you just ignore these sounds and sirens for many minutes.
Go to any busy recreational lake, and watch people launch their boats….talk about entertainment 😃
0.52 parking like a BOSS.
The barge at 1:24. Went from launch to sink in the same ceremony 😊.
At 0:44 to 1:19 shows a Canadian built jetboat called an Outlaw Eagle...this type of jetboat relies on a pilot maintaining the throttle...when one backs out of the throttle , lateral stability is lost as it has no rudder whatsoever & can change direction instantly...listen carefully, we can hear the engine being dialed back, that is all this vessel needs to lose steering stability....this is a common instance of an individual not knowing, or forgetting of this intrinsic quirky vessel behaviour.
23:28 That is a beaver lodge and depending on where they are, they’ve either committed a felony or a misdemeanor. Unless they’re in Europe, in North America, if it’s in Canada they’ve committed a misdemeanor. In the United States, it varies by state. In my state, doing something like that is a felony. In other states it is a misdemeanor.
Oh My Gosh how Rotterdam has grown!
7:38 This ship is actually supposed to break at the center like that
Mute button makes it better.
18:20 Your bowel? Lol. Pretty sure that should have read “bow” heheh
Alcohol seems to be as popular with boat captains and pilots as it is with in-stadium baseball fans.
It would probably work out pretty nice to have a super yacht destroy your boat, you get a new boat out of the deal.
wrecking a sailboat , always 💔
Container barge dude!
13:56 they are in a boat lock one side has water higher and other other side has water that's lower. So they enter the canal. Doors shut and they pump water in or out depending on the direction. That boat looks like it's getting caught in the current of the lock. Could be wrong.
pretty much no one in this video should be aloud to be near or get on boats period
good drivers.
28 feet does NOT a yacht make. Never will.
Reruns of old videos
The Pirates of the Caribbean boat ⛵that's what happens when you let Jack Sparrow drive a boat👍
I can't stop laughing at the things idiots in boats get up to
thats not how you play battleship
How the boat can run with him ?
Dope sellers on dope and dope boats
Hey Captain Crunch, hold my beer. I'll dock the ship for you! Gilligan could do better than these land lubbers.
Who else watched on mute?
Detroit, Michigan.
yeah, some people should not operate a rubber duck in a bathtub
Idiots and water can be really dangerous…
@7:34 guess who's swimming to port when the bays too shallow.
Makes the Baltimore bridge collapse look like a case of. . . Should have installed the support protectors. Are we going to ask the ships insurance company to replace the bumpers in front of the supports. No so are we going to add safety numbers in front of the supports? Hay it is an important bridge and it supports more than boat and vehicle traffic over the bridge? Those ships are in such bad shape it is a wonder any of them can get around without tugs.
Why any insurance company would insure a boat or jet ski is beyond my comprehension.
And that is why I will never get on a boat or ship. Drowning!
18:34, I don't get it, what was the point of cutting the boat in two?
maybe someone owed $$$ or somethingi wish they had of told us
Apparently big boats have no respect for little boats.
Non robotic somewhat useful and teasing narration. Exceptional content. Highly recommend
6:39- That'll teach ya to brake check...
14:38 This is supposed to happen. Not an accident. Those small craft are what we call 'tug boats. These 'tug boats' are there to catch and control the ship that was just launched, Then these 'tug boats' will move it to where it needs to go next. Who knew, right?
Not a boat right from the start
Everyone deserves everything even more
If you have no clue whatsoever DON’T comment!!
It spoils a good vid….
Can do without the commentary
Amen!
Watch it on mute then you fucking IDIOT
There was almost none.
@@andrewaway None would’ve improved it quite a bit!
100 right
No thanks. It’s bad enough having to deal with the idiots on land.
Everyone who makes a mistake, big or small, is not an 'Idiot'. They could be very intelligent at other things. How about you? Ever made a mistake... then by your own logic, you're calling yourself an idiot. Yaaaawn.
Freue mich jetzt schon auf den nächsten Törn
3:30.... I love being with stupid sailors
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