oh nooooo... I totally corrected him in my head when he said the people who worked with the hadron collider were proper rocket scientists AND he called me the f out 😅
The credit/debit card behaviour is also my exact reaction to that same situation. As soon as someone tells me to do an absolutely obvious thing, I make sure to take longer to do that thing. For my own amusement. I've got all day dude. Have you? My personal favourite was crawling over the speed humps that were installed all over the urban streets where I lived until the turn of the century. To supposedly slow speeding cars down to a safer 20mph from the standard 30mph. Anyone who was speeding through tight streets packed with parked cars and small children is an arsehole. They're not about to slow down just because the road has a bump in it. Just that you're now going to have an airborne arsehole as they fly over each hump, with no control over the car whatsoever. Me? I used to leave the house early every day, and crawl through the streets to the main road at a solid 5mph the whole way. Often dragging a tail of cars behind me. All having to do the same speed due to zero overtaking possibility.
If I had the possibility of screwing up and creating a black hole at work, I'd probably drink a lot harder after work than the average person too. At least then I probably wouldn't notice the world imploding around me.
"Being a nerd is cool now." No, it's a word that's been redefined and co-opted by socially acceptable and attractive people as a fake way to seem "self deprecating."
Are you say the "beautiful people" are using self-deprecating language, to incriminate themselves as being wannabe/pseudo nerds. Makes sense to me. Jesus wept!
There are attractive nerds as well. The thing that differentiates nerds from wannabes is the word "such". "I'm a nerd." (yeah, I'm passionate about this and your opinion doesn't matter) vs. "Hahaha I'm *such* a nerd, lol." (PAY ATTENTION TO ME, MY SELF WORTH IS DEFINED BY YOUR ATTENTION)
Ireland was exploited not the exploiters we had no Empire or army’s to invade we only left because of poverty and hunger completely different times we are. Not to blame for the results of Empire.
Ah, so let me know if I got this right: if the Irish go somewhere else because of poverty or hunger or war (read: the Troubles), that's all good. But people from somewhere else coming to Ireland because of poverty or hunger or war, that's bad. Do I have that right? Bullshit.
@@deanodog3667 poverty and non ability to own the land you were born on the Irish labourers were known throughout Europe as tall well built people who supplied the army’s in all the European wars but when we had peace in Europe they were allowed to starve in the potato famine
And so, just to be on the safe side, you decided to watch a 10 minute video of someone you don't like and listen to him saying things you don't want to hear? You legend!
oh nooooo... I totally corrected him in my head when he said the people who worked with the hadron collider were proper rocket scientists AND he called me the f out 😅
Ed is one of the most underrated comedians
Irish.
@kalikalimai1 I, I don't know what you want from me. Yes. Irish
Based on this video, probably not
Wow! When does he become 'rated' in your eyes?! I mean to say, it's not as if he hasn't been doing this lark for a minute or too!!!
@@williamfowles2940 I don't see what your point is. Ed is really funny
The credit/debit card behaviour is also my exact reaction to that same situation. As soon as someone tells me to do an absolutely obvious thing, I make sure to take longer to do that thing. For my own amusement. I've got all day dude. Have you?
My personal favourite was crawling over the speed humps that were installed all over the urban streets where I lived until the turn of the century. To supposedly slow speeding cars down to a safer 20mph from the standard 30mph. Anyone who was speeding through tight streets packed with parked cars and small children is an arsehole. They're not about to slow down just because the road has a bump in it. Just that you're now going to have an airborne arsehole as they fly over each hump, with no control over the car whatsoever.
Me? I used to leave the house early every day, and crawl through the streets to the main road at a solid 5mph the whole way. Often dragging a tail of cars behind me. All having to do the same speed due to zero overtaking possibility.
theres one thing more dangerous than an arsehole behind the wheel and thats an airborne arsehole.
I love watching Ed and I miss mock the week.
If I had the possibility of screwing up and creating a black hole at work, I'd probably drink a lot harder after work than the average person too. At least then I probably wouldn't notice the world imploding around me.
😂😂😂😂😂 funnyman 😅😅😅😅
I try to be a people person, but people fuckin' annoy me. Lol.
I'm an Irish twin...
"Being a nerd is cool now."
No, it's a word that's been redefined and co-opted by socially acceptable and attractive people as a fake way to seem "self deprecating."
Are you say the "beautiful people" are using self-deprecating language, to incriminate themselves as being wannabe/pseudo nerds. Makes sense to me.
Jesus wept!
There are attractive nerds as well. The thing that differentiates nerds from wannabes is the word "such".
"I'm a nerd." (yeah, I'm passionate about this and your opinion doesn't matter) vs. "Hahaha I'm *such* a nerd, lol." (PAY ATTENTION TO ME, MY SELF WORTH IS DEFINED BY YOUR ATTENTION)
ners play COD, but get street cred play C&C😉🤓
What if women smelled like dragons?
😂😂😂😂😂🍀🍀💚
This aged well.
Ireland was exploited not the exploiters we had no Empire or army’s to invade we only left because of poverty and hunger completely different times we are. Not to blame for the results of Empire.
Ah, so let me know if I got this right: if the Irish go somewhere else because of poverty or hunger or war (read: the Troubles), that's all good. But people from somewhere else coming to Ireland because of poverty or hunger or war, that's bad. Do I have that right?
Bullshit.
Victorias army was over 40 % irishmen at one stage so that's bollocks !!
@@deanodog3667 poverty and non ability to own the land you were born on the Irish labourers were known throughout Europe as tall well built people who supplied the army’s in all the European wars but when we had peace in Europe they were allowed to starve in the potato famine
@@eamonnleyden7040 true !!
a lot of snowflakes in audience and here in comments
takes one to know one
Ed Byrne On Immigration | Crowd Pleaser | Universal Comedy. 8.12.23. I bet ed's just itching to say.........
"I'm fine if it gets ruined because I don't live there."
Yup. Ed is awful.
It's called a joke
And so, just to be on the safe side, you decided to watch a 10 minute video of someone you don't like and listen to him saying things you don't want to hear?
You legend!
Still waiting for the comedy to start
Hit play if it doesn't auto-start for you.