Jesse's Diet, Fashion, Experiments

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  • Опубликовано: 19 авг 2014
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  • @leow3696
    @leow3696 10 месяцев назад +30

    My mom once opened a meeting at work by saying "This week, I 'ave been mostly doing photocopying". She's still proud of the laugh she got.

    • @ian_b
      @ian_b 7 месяцев назад +2

      Epic!

  • @WyreForestBiker
    @WyreForestBiker 6 лет назад +101

    Possibly the funniest series of sketches ever created .... 20 years on I'm still cracking up and the thing is ..I don't really know why !!

    • @mynciboiV8
      @mynciboiV8 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, soooo much better than little Britain. This sketch in particular and the Julio El Geordio ruins me!

    • @susanknowles8511
      @susanknowles8511 2 года назад +1

      Definitely 😆

    • @Torthrodhel
      @Torthrodhel 2 года назад

      It's like verbal slapstick (with a bit of actual slapstick when he walks funny). But then, added in some context humour with some of the suggestions (my favourite being the honey diet one). Bit akin to performance poetry. :)

    • @samprizeman4509
      @samprizeman4509 Год назад +1

      Cos…. ITS BRILLIANT!!!!

    • @juankusoff
      @juankusoff 7 месяцев назад +1

      These sketches were written by the man himself, Bob Mortimer!

  • @jochenstacker7448
    @jochenstacker7448 5 лет назад +66

    Stuck in a hole! In the fog! Stuck in a hole in the fog in the middle of the night! WITH AN OWL!!!

  • @colshythecomedian
    @colshythecomedian 2 года назад +17

    Mark Williams is one of the funniest actors I've ever seen. "Slithering thing ..." 🤣🤣😆😂

    • @PolakInHolland
      @PolakInHolland 2 года назад

      They stole that joke from Dad's Army :)

  • @theangryyamyam713
    @theangryyamyam713 3 года назад +47

    Still kills me that this guy was also Arthur Weasley. Imagine if this had been his audition show reel. This week I have mostly had a massive load of ginger kids while stuck in a hole, in the fog, with an owl.

    • @dandyx12
      @dandyx12 2 года назад +4

      and a Slytherin thing

  • @xkitejunkie
    @xkitejunkie 10 месяцев назад +7

    I still giggle every time I see a bourbon biscuit

  • @keithterry2169
    @keithterry2169 2 года назад +12

    Jesse must have the same barber as Boris Johnson.

  • @patrickhannon4217
    @patrickhannon4217 6 лет назад +31

    I love "This week, I have followed through!" hilarious!

    • @ghengiscant538
      @ghengiscant538 2 года назад +1

      That and the coil fitting walks were spot on .

  • @itsallrobbish
    @itsallrobbish 5 лет назад +9

    The Fast Show, absolutely brilliant!

  • @IAmPez
    @IAmPez 3 года назад +4

    The addition of the "includes paid promotion" disclaimer was a great touch.

  • @atomiccritter6492
    @atomiccritter6492 2 года назад +8

    I dont know why the "this week I have been mostly eating taramasalata" is funny

  • @clairecarlia-jones5979
    @clairecarlia-jones5979 5 лет назад +8

    It's 2019 and this is still the best! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @peterelmer9114
    @peterelmer9114 2 года назад +5

    “This season I’ll be mostly wearing Ishi Zaki ! “ cracks me up every time 😂 Just brilliant delivery and body language 👍

    • @darthdaver868
      @darthdaver868 2 года назад +4

      Issey Miyake

    • @peterelmer9114
      @peterelmer9114 2 года назад +1

      @@darthdaver868 ; thanks 😂😂😂 it’s even funnier now 👍

  • @irwinmccook7942
    @irwinmccook7942 2 года назад +4

    Best comedy sketch show ever!!!

  • @nrellis666
    @nrellis666 9 лет назад +43

    You've missed the one where Jesse IS MOSTLY EATING PROZAC!!

  • @Mortthemoose
    @Mortthemoose 3 года назад +2

    "this week I aren't been hungry" 😂😂😂😂

  • @66marshallandrew
    @66marshallandrew 3 года назад +2

    Agreed! Absolute Genius. My particular favourite is Jazz Club

  • @aryasayne
    @aryasayne Год назад +1

    Love the flies buzzing, really recreates the atmosphere

  • @Redmanb11
    @Redmanb11 8 лет назад +15

    'Today, I have been mostly having a coil fitted.'

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +3

      What's a coil?

    • @IIDeCkArDII1
      @IIDeCkArDII1 6 лет назад +1

      Daniel Williamson ...women have them inserted as a form of contraception.

    • @IIDeCkArDII1
      @IIDeCkArDII1 6 лет назад +2

      ...🤣😂🤣😄...I miss Harry & Friends/The Fast Show/Harry & Paul, it was when comedy was worth watching!

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +1

      Good grief. Jesse, what were you thinking?

    • @mynciboiV8
      @mynciboiV8 5 лет назад +2

      @@danielwilliamson6180 I love it when comedy goes over my head, makes me go out and learn. But what a way to find out what the coil is Daniel! 😂

  • @tonyhedgewolf
    @tonyhedgewolf Год назад +1

    5:52 is the one I was waiting for 😎

  • @JamesMurray-iq5tz
    @JamesMurray-iq5tz 6 месяцев назад +1

    I remember being 5 or 6 and was laughing for days at the bourbon biscuits bit

  • @rickyraw5457
    @rickyraw5457 9 месяцев назад

    Loved the fast show.....🤣

  • @TheCarpentersDaughterUK
    @TheCarpentersDaughterUK 6 лет назад +7

    2:28 🤣 this week, I ant bin hungry LOL

  • @rookieslr
    @rookieslr 2 года назад +5

    Best one I saw was ‘This week….I ar be mostly eating….TWAT!’ Flipping brilliant! They don’t make ‘em like this anymore!

  • @wayneharding6594
    @wayneharding6594 2 года назад +7

    I wonder if this is who Boris Johnson styles himself after, I mean just check the hair.

  • @chrisburn1365
    @chrisburn1365 4 года назад +11

    If you can't give directions or refer to a tree without saying "lovely old tree" are you truly a Fast Show fan?

  • @bradleyturner8173
    @bradleyturner8173 3 года назад +4

    I remember this line from Fast Show live: “This month, I have been mostly infected with....Diehorrearhay!”
    XD

    • @misteral1083
      @misteral1083 11 месяцев назад

      Yes, that's one that stayed with me as well!

  • @She_Gave_Me_Quite_a_Show-_-
    @She_Gave_Me_Quite_a_Show-_- 2 месяца назад

    *mark williams walks outside and shuts the shed door* me literally dying from laughing for no reason

  • @johntyfleming4581
    @johntyfleming4581 Год назад

    Just awesome...😆

  • @bottletree33
    @bottletree33 Год назад +1

    Absolutely stark raving mad.

  • @fluffyfour
    @fluffyfour Месяц назад

    6:45 - My absolute favourite xxx

  • @TheHippocrocapig
    @TheHippocrocapig Год назад +1

    Still the greatest sketch show ever made

  • @ebutuoyYT
    @ebutuoyYT 24 дня назад

    This predicted social media, random people, saying random rubbish, on a massive scale. We are all Jesse, now.

  • @keithterry2169
    @keithterry2169 4 года назад +4

    Jesse the dentist " This week, I shall be mostly extracting molars "

  • @jpw1490
    @jpw1490 4 года назад +3

    This week iy aave been mostly eating IT NEVER GETS OLD NOT FOR ME ANY WAY

  • @davekochanski8756
    @davekochanski8756 2 года назад +2

    He runs the country now !!

  • @tramlad2
    @tramlad2 2 года назад +2

    The Genius that is Mark Williams, a joyous actor superb

    • @juankusoff
      @juankusoff 7 месяцев назад

      With the genius writing of Bob Mortimer

  • @summus314
    @summus314 Год назад +3

    If this guy was around today he'd be a youtube megastar.

  • @russellrawling274
    @russellrawling274 4 года назад +1

    Reminds me of a old man I used to go shopping for. He would ask only for certain things to eat this week. The next week he said he never like the previous weeks food. Never had and never will!

  • @markhayes4149
    @markhayes4149 Год назад

    The Boris Johnson memes of this is hilarious.

  • @danielcaloe6632
    @danielcaloe6632 Год назад

    COMEDY GOLD😁😁😂😂

  • @nedsdark8044
    @nedsdark8044 5 лет назад +2

    Oooh suits you sir, suits you down to the ground

  • @davidtyler6329
    @davidtyler6329 Год назад

    Cracks me up.

  • @1975supermike
    @1975supermike 4 года назад +1

    Me during lockdown

  • @stevehawthorn8733
    @stevehawthorn8733 4 года назад +3

    With an Owl

  • @charlestaylor8566
    @charlestaylor8566 Год назад

    He must have seen the future , today I have been mostly having a coil fitted !

  • @gregthebaker829
    @gregthebaker829 5 месяцев назад

    A fully experienced rambling hiker! 😂😂

  • @IrishNational
    @IrishNational 8 лет назад +6

    Bring Back Jesse!!!

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 2 года назад +1

      A couple of hours ago I uploaded a video called Jesse Jr.'s Diets which is a spoof of the Jesse's Diets sketches.

  • @jesusiscomingbacksoon3384
    @jesusiscomingbacksoon3384 Год назад

    Where was this week I have mostly been eating cheese?!

  • @ilovemalechickens
    @ilovemalechickens 2 года назад +2

    What about eels, with MIGHTY WINGSPAN!!!!!

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +6

    7:14 That's not a Jesse sketch. That's a Rambling Hiker sketch.

  • @warrenthomas3168
    @warrenthomas3168 3 года назад

    PROOOOOZAAAAAKKKK!!!!!

  • @charikloangel33
    @charikloangel33 Год назад

    THIS WEEK I ARE BEEN MOSTLY EATING...PROZAC!!!

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +6

    1:26 The young man with the curly red hair is Paul Whitehouse.

  • @eileensmyth4688
    @eileensmyth4688 2 года назад +2

    Didn't know "directions guy" was Jesse! (Since hair on Jesse was combed and no tash!) Hilarious character.
    This season b mostly wearing nipple clamps! 😂😂

  • @ShahPhilLeotardo
    @ShahPhilLeotardo 2 года назад +1

    “This week I’ve been mostly bulimic.”

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +7

    5:57 You can tell that he's wearing a thong by the way he walks.

  • @freakish87
    @freakish87 4 года назад +5

    This season, I’ll be mostly wearing, Nipple clamps. I always thought he said clumps and it was still hilarious! 🤣🤣

    • @popflickbogeypoo
      @popflickbogeypoo 3 года назад

      This was my favourite too!
      I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe! 🤣

  • @garysmith4418
    @garysmith4418 2 года назад

    Imagine if the scarecrow scetch was real and in that position :-) :-)

  • @MrMr-fo8st
    @MrMr-fo8st 4 месяца назад

    The secret door brought me here

  • @zandermorris6707
    @zandermorris6707 5 лет назад +1

    A C O R N S

  • @aclementine9928
    @aclementine9928 2 года назад +1

    the original influencer

  • @noradosmith
    @noradosmith 4 года назад +4

    2:04: the way the tyre falls lol

    • @mcloughline
      @mcloughline 6 месяцев назад

      And next week, the tyre is still there on the ground. Good continuity!

  • @purpleturkey1792
    @purpleturkey1792 Год назад +1

    Fecking stupid ....
    Fecking brilliant 😂

  • @blustulagu
    @blustulagu 5 лет назад

    I thought he did one where he ate prawn cocktail

  • @dawnmancaloriankeebals4262
    @dawnmancaloriankeebals4262 Год назад +1

    The one with the tash wasn't Jesse

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 лет назад +2

    4:00 The 1st Rambling Hiker sketch is a classic. Mark Williams was brilliantly hilarious. 5:45

  • @AustinTheWeenieTickler
    @AustinTheWeenieTickler 10 месяцев назад

    This week! I have been mostly eatin’…
    Acorns.

  • @Kingtrollface259
    @Kingtrollface259 6 месяцев назад

    God I miss these ,hale and pace ,Harry Enfield, Whitehouse, Cathy burke

  • @rondunnett7204
    @rondunnett7204 2 года назад

    Just shown Brian

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +1

    4:49 and 7:48 "I'm a fully experienced rambling hiker!" LOL

  • @Reman1975
    @Reman1975 5 месяцев назад

    I was sure I remembered one where he kicked the door open, ran towards the camera, and screamed "THIS WEEK...... I 'AVE MOSTLY BEEN...... DOING COCAINE !", then stood there twitching for a moment before storming back into the shed and slamming the door.
    Anyone else remember that one, or was it a mistaken memory of someone else doing a parody on TV?

  • @skawashers
    @skawashers 4 года назад +9

    Is Boris Johnson looking more n more like Jesse each year.
    'This week I 'ave been mostly found guilty of lying to the Queen'

  • @Miss-Placed.1
    @Miss-Placed.1 6 месяцев назад

    I came here for Taramasalata(r) 😂

  • @TheBT
    @TheBT 2 года назад

    Wait, this has been flagged as having paid promotion. That is so funny

  • @pauldockree9915
    @pauldockree9915 2 года назад

    Jesse's Diet, Fashion, Experiments
    Father "Brown" Sound. Undone By London ~ Do Noble On Dunny

  • @FatLeonard84
    @FatLeonard84 2 года назад +1

    Ron's dad

  • @JesseStiller
    @JesseStiller 3 месяца назад

    It me :D

  • @holly9464
    @holly9464 10 месяцев назад +1

    Would it be possible for you to add a warning for the bulimic comment please? Thank you in advance :)

  • @bennyjg4449
    @bennyjg4449 5 лет назад

    It's Jesse, not Jessie. Says it right there on the screen several times.

    • @chrisprice4221
      @chrisprice4221  5 лет назад +2

      Quite correct. A typo neither I nor anyone else noticed. Rectified now but, Calm down dear!

    • @bennyjg4449
      @bennyjg4449 5 лет назад

      @@chrisprice4221 Saying obvious facts apparently makes you not calm now. Using eyes helps then

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 4 года назад +1

    Pause at 5:57. If Jesse had a Facebook account, that would be his profile photo.

  • @mhl8396
    @mhl8396 8 лет назад +9

    Is it me or is there something missing from comedy these days?

    • @geowynleda4641
      @geowynleda4641 5 лет назад +4

      There is. Humour.

    • @philippepalmer2968
      @philippepalmer2968 Год назад

      not this old chestnut that keeps coming round over and over again.All the creative arts including comedy changes as it goes along,that's the whole point of creative arts,to challenge us on how we interpret it.I'm sure if someone dived into the archives of the Daily Telegraph they would find a letter from 1982 that says,Dear Sir,last night I sat down to watch a programme on BBC2 called The Young Ones,I have never seen so much disgusting rubbish blah blah blah in all my time.Back in my day,we would all gather around the wireless set to listen to The Goon Show,Is it me or is there something missing from comedy these days?

    • @MarianMurphy-rz8ej
      @MarianMurphy-rz8ej 3 месяца назад

      I think the more you die inside you lose your capacity to have appropriate emotions so what ought to be quite funny doesn’t even resonate anymore and what ought not to be funny because it’s inappropriate or disgusting becomes funny to you. It makes some sense that a dead spirit can’t really process comedy in the same way as a living spirit so you go looking for things to make you feel emotions again, to make you feel alive, and you’re just all sad and dead inside so then you don’t understand that what you’re finding amusement in is profoundly immoral, inappropriate, abusive and actually quite tragic..

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +1

    2:06 Blooper

    • @jochenstacker7448
      @jochenstacker7448 5 лет назад

      If you watch the preceeding sketches, the tire remains on the ground. Methinks this was done in one go.

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 4 года назад

      @@jochenstacker7448 Unless that sketch was filmed first.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад

    2:25 2:41 3:35 6:01 6:27 6:37 10:34 and 11:03 LOL

  • @kanervatie
    @kanervatie 3 года назад

    What's the joke?

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 3 года назад +8

      Jesse is a scruffy homeless man who resides in a small shed or barn and he pops and tells out about what food he ate, clothes he wore and other things he did.

    • @DinsdaleDinsyPiranha
      @DinsdaleDinsyPiranha 2 месяца назад

      Today, you will mostly be regretting watching these sketches.