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Комментарии • 733

  • @TheQuantumWave
    @TheQuantumWave 2 года назад +190

    It's always painful when the dumbest person in the room is convinced that they are the smartest and won't stop letting everyone know it.

    • @TheSnoeedog
      @TheSnoeedog 2 года назад

      especially when they're alone in the dark, masturbating at full volume, in front of an unwilling audience
      it's the same sort of miraculous contradiction that allows Jordan Peterson to masturbate alone in the darkness, gazing lustfully at a portrait of his own voice.

    • @petyrkowalski9887
      @petyrkowalski9887 Год назад +10

      Its Dunning Kruger

    • @TheSnoeedog
      @TheSnoeedog 8 месяцев назад +6

      It's even worse when they're standing alone in the room, oblivious to the fact

    • @petermeichan3160
      @petermeichan3160 7 месяцев назад +4

      yeah man, he's so annoying

    • @IRGeamer
      @IRGeamer 4 месяца назад +6

      "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.”
      - Bertrand Russell

  • @Homeoftheclan
    @Homeoftheclan 2 года назад +283

    So basically he was an atheist for poor reasons and he’s a theist for different poor reasons.

    • @kaihedgie1747
      @kaihedgie1747 2 года назад +53

      He was never atheist period. This guy has a history on the Atheist Experience and related shows, particularly with Matt Dillahunty. He's just here to preach, not have honest discussions or debates

    • @lovesjersey
      @lovesjersey 2 года назад +31

      @@kaihedgie1747 It's another attempt to discredit thoughtful atheists with a trick of language. "I can define God as whatever I want, so you have to believe in God if I say God is ..." whatever.
      I happily admit that breakfast cereal exists, but if you say, "Well, I define God as Lucky Charms," the only prize you win is the marshmallow treats inside the box.
      I could get a pet turtle and name it "god", that doesn't mean I have outwitted Dan Dennet.

    • @TheMonk72
      @TheMonk72 2 года назад +7

      By definition he is not a theist. At best he's a deist. He doesn't believe that his "god" has intentionality.

    • @lovesjersey
      @lovesjersey 2 года назад +11

      @@TheMonk72 Belief that any sort of a deity exists is theism. So, deism would be a subset of theism. People usually associate theism with a belief the god has some sort of intention, but that aspect is not necessary.

    • @ishmaelkelly951
      @ishmaelkelly951 2 года назад +4

      Hit the nail right on the head😃👍

  • @TheSnoeedog
    @TheSnoeedog 2 года назад +207

    Xeno - "I didn't come here to WWE it with you guys, you're just atheists.
    I'm defining god as the lint in my navel.
    *CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS!"*

    • @timp7796
      @timp7796 2 года назад +10

      this caller sounds annoying af

    • @goalski134
      @goalski134 2 года назад +15

      xeno was a parody and a waste of time.

    • @lyndonbauer1703
      @lyndonbauer1703 2 года назад +15

      I'd just be silly and define the singularity as "not god"
      haha, check mate theist!

    • @angelsilva2331
      @angelsilva2331 2 года назад +7

      Just show me god any god

    • @goalski134
      @goalski134 2 года назад +11

      @@lyndonbauer1703 if you define god as my cat, then he’s definitely real. we’ve neutered him and he’s sleeping on the couch.

  • @Robeebert
    @Robeebert 2 года назад +69

    Xeno isn't a math nerd, he's a numerologist. He's a conspiracy theorist.

    • @arndnaj
      @arndnaj Год назад +15

      He's a crypto bro that believes he's an innovator and creator.

    • @TheSnoeedog
      @TheSnoeedog 8 месяцев назад

      Zero couldn't spell the words *MATH* or *NERD* ...I'm not holding my breath re: numerology or conspiracy theory. I don't think it can read. I don't think it can do up its shoes....I think it had to bribe one of the nurses to dial the phone for it.

    • @MikeTMike
      @MikeTMike 3 месяца назад

      He's a moron.

    • @oxidize11
      @oxidize11 7 дней назад

      he think he has everything figured out while being stoned and staring at the microwave.

  • @nonprogrediestregredi1711
    @nonprogrediestregredi1711 2 года назад +98

    Hey Xeno, I just proved that unicorns exist. I rode it work this morning. It has two tires, handlebars with a horn in the middle, a motor, and even a padded seat; I call it unicorn. Tada! Checkmate, unicorn nonbelievers!
    Seriously though, the best part was when he started reading the epistemology definition off the internet! That was hilarious!!

    • @teuast
      @teuast Год назад +11

      urbanists are going to say that's a "bicycle" and that unicorns "aren't real" but if i didn't ride a unicorn to work, then how did i get to work?

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply Год назад +2

      I was talking to a friend on the sidewalk one day when another guy pulled up on his Unicorn.
      I looked over and jokingly said "Hey, nice Kawasaki". He did his pretend-not-to-hear-because-he's-(actually)-partially-deaf thing and eventually the convo ended and he drove off. The guy I was talking to in the first place then looked over and asked "Did you KNOW he put a bunch of Kawasaki parts on his Harley or was that just a lucky guess?".

    • @heinshaaine8153
      @heinshaaine8153 Год назад +8

      1. All things have a cause
      2. Avalanches exits.
      3. Avalanches have a cause
      4. That cause is god.
      Conclusion: god exists. And he is the most powerful stone in the avalanche because how else could he have created such a complex way to lay own all the stones of the avalanche. He had to plan all the paths of the stones form the point prior to the start of the avalanche till it stopped.
      This stone ist really knowledgeable and i think it cares about me.

    • @arndnaj
      @arndnaj Год назад +3

      Cocaine is a helluva drug.

    • @ninaschust3694
      @ninaschust3694 8 месяцев назад +1

      And even when he read the definition, he didn't understand the meaning of the term. 😮

  • @russellh9894
    @russellh9894 2 года назад +187

    Xeno came in so combative.
    He wants to be the smartest person in the room.

    • @Lupinemancer87
      @Lupinemancer87 2 года назад +20

      Which already makes him the dumbest one :D

    • @amyv8416
      @amyv8416 2 года назад +16

      @@Lupinemancer87 even if he's the only one in the room.

    • @johnd.shultz7423
      @johnd.shultz7423 2 года назад +20

      meanwhile he told the hosts to not get "emotional"

    • @Birdman31942
      @Birdman31942 2 года назад +2

      He lives his life on a mental treadmill

    • @TheMonk72
      @TheMonk72 2 года назад +14

      He clearly doesn't know what epistemology is and he demonstrated that repeatedly. Meanwhile JMike has actually studied this stuff extensively, and probably is the smartest guy in most conversations he's involved in. I wouldn't challenge him 😁

  • @MizumD
    @MizumD 2 года назад +102

    This guy calls Matt a narcissist and then goes into melt down mode when his shit gets called. Sounds pretty narcissistic.

  • @thetherapist53
    @thetherapist53 2 года назад +105

    I'm astounded that Xeno was able to call in. He sounds like he has issues with velcro shoes.

    • @jayjonah83
      @jayjonah83 10 месяцев назад +2

      He sounds like he chases his shadow into a dark room and then declares victory

  • @j.gairns
    @j.gairns 8 месяцев назад +8

    Xeno: "I have made progress over on Talk Heathen."
    Everyone who has listened to Xeno before: "Incorrect."

  • @jeff6660
    @jeff6660 Год назад +36

    Xeno calling Matt Dillahunty a narcissist is nothing if not the pot calling the kettle black.

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply Год назад +9

      Aron Ra coined the phrase The Pot Calling The Silverware Black, and it fits so very well.

    • @petermeichan3160
      @petermeichan3160 7 месяцев назад +4

      Matt's no narcissist, he just gets frustrated with dumb people who can't grasp the simplest concept

  • @jonathanross2304
    @jonathanross2304 10 месяцев назад +16

    "ya know, if this knight were a queen it'd be Checkmate!"
    "K. But it's not soo...."
    "Well I actually call that knight a queen, so... Yeah, Checkmate!"
    "That's definitely not how chess works"

    • @TeslaGengar
      @TeslaGengar 29 дней назад

      “if all my pieces were queens and all your pieces were gone except the king, then it would be checkmate”
      that’s what it felt like

    • @oxidize11
      @oxidize11 7 дней назад

      spot on

  • @tetsujin_144
    @tetsujin_144 2 года назад +48

    It's like Xeno is constantly moving in the direction he wants to go but never actually reaching any destination...

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Год назад +1

      Xeno's Paradox. If every step you make is "half way to x", you'll never get to x.
      This Xeno keeps changing x.

    • @KarlBunker
      @KarlBunker 4 месяца назад

      @@brucebaker810 Thank you for explaining the joke. /s

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 4 месяца назад

      @@KarlBunker I rephrased the definition. I added that caller was changing the target (which is a further and bigger obstacle to ever getting there).

  • @timothydesrosiers558
    @timothydesrosiers558 2 года назад +86

    Xeno needs a remedial philosophy course. If he's actually interested in these topics he should do the work before waging war against educated minds.

    • @davondh7
      @davondh7 2 года назад

      P za

    • @davondh7
      @davondh7 2 года назад

      Zaza

    • @cmack17
      @cmack17 2 года назад +5

      Xeno needs many remedial courses.

    • @Otravistafoto
      @Otravistafoto 2 года назад

      Sure. Xeno is informatic and he think there is higher possibility to have a pair number of gums in a jar. There is no hope for him as he either is mentaly wick or a liar.

    • @bodricpriest8816
      @bodricpriest8816 Год назад +2

      I really really don't want to be the one that teaches that course, can you imagine getting this guy to actually listen and learn?

  • @davidstorrs
    @davidstorrs 2 года назад +102

    You guys are insanely patient. I would have been done immediately after "God does not have a mind or intention."

    • @aarononeal201
      @aarononeal201 2 года назад +18

      Maybe Xeno is God because neither does he...

    • @FirstnameLastname-cx6go
      @FirstnameLastname-cx6go 2 года назад +1

      They should have just agreed.

    • @thedude0000
      @thedude0000 2 года назад +6

      to be honest, JMike really wasn't that patient.

    • @youwillwin7107
      @youwillwin7107 2 года назад

      *An Overview of Contingency Argument*
      There are three premises in the argument:
      1. _Everything that exists has an explanation of its existence (either in the necessity of its own nature or in an external cause)_
      2. _If the universe has an explanation of its existence, that explanation is God_
      3. _The universe exists_
      Now what follows logically from these three premises?
      From 1 and 3 it logically follows that:
      4. _The universe has an explanation of its existence_
      And from 2 and 4 the conclusion logically follows:
      5. _Therefore, the explanation of the universe’s existence is God_
      Now this is a logically airtight argument. So if the atheist wants to deny the conclusion, he has to say that one of the three premises is false.
      But which one will he reject? Premise 3 is undeniable for any sincere seeker after truth. So the atheist is going to have to deny either 1 or 2 if he wants to remain an atheist and be ' rational '. So the whole question comes down to this: are premises 1 and 2 true, or are they false? Well, let’s look at them.
      According to premise 1 there are two kinds of things: (a) things which exist necessarily and (b) things which exist contingently. Things which exist necessarily exist by a necessity of their own nature. Many mathematicians think that numbers, sets, and other mathematical entities exist in this way. They’re not caused to exist by something else; they just exist by the necessity of their own nature. By contrast, contingent things are caused to exist by something else. They exist because something else has produced them. Familiar physical objects like people, planets, and galaxies belong in this category.
      So what reason might be offered for thinking that premise 1 is true? Well, when you reflect on it, premise 1 has a sort of self-evidence about it. Imagine that you’re hiking through the woods one day and you come across a translucent ball lying on the forest floor. You would naturally wonder how it came to be there. If one of your hiking partners said to you, “It just exists inexplicably. Don’t worry about it!”, you’d either think that he was crazy or figure that he just wanted you to keep moving. No one would take seriously the suggestion that the ball existed there with literally no explanation.
      Now suppose you increase the size of the ball in this story so that it’s the size of a car. That wouldn’t do anything to satisfy or remove the demand for an explanation. Suppose it were the size of a house. Same problem. Suppose it were the size of a continent or a planet. Same problem. Suppose it were the size of the entire universe. Same problem. Merely increasing the size of the ball does nothing to affect the need of an explanation.
      Premise 1 is the premise that the atheist typically rejects. Sometimes atheists will respond to premise 1 by saying that it is true of everything in the universe but not of the universe itself. But this response commits what has been aptly called “_the taxicab fallacy_.” For as the nineteenth century atheist philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer quipped, "premise 1 can’t be dismissed like a hack once you’ve arrived at your desired destination!"
      It would be arbitrary for the atheist to claim that the universe is the exception to the rule. The illustration of the ball in the woods showed that merely increasing the size of the object to be explained, even until it becomes the universe itself, does nothing to remove the need for some explanation of its existence.
      Notice, too, how unscientific this atheist response is. For modern cosmology is devoted to the search for an explanation of the universe’s existence. The atheist attitude would cripple science.
      Some atheists have tried to justify making the universe an exception to premise 1 by saying that it’s impossible for the universe to have an explanation of its existence. For the explanation of the universe would have to be some prior state of affairs in which the universe did not yet exist. But that would be nothingness, and nothingness cannot be the explanation of anything. So the universe must just exist inexplicably.
      This line of reasoning is obviously fallacious. For it assumes that the universe is all there is, so that if there were no universe there would be nothing. In other words, the objection assumes that atheism is true! The atheist is thus begging the question, arguing in a circle. I agree that the explanation of the universe must be a prior state of affairs in which the universe did not exist. But I contend that that state of affairs is God and His will, not nothingness.
      So it seems to me that premise 1 is more plausibly true than false, which is all we need for a good argument.
      What, then, about premise 2? Is it more plausibly true than false?
      What’s really awkward for the atheist at this point is that premise 2 is logically equivalent to the typical atheist response to the contingency argument. Two statements are logically equivalent if it is impossible for one to be true and the other one false. They stand or fall together. So what does the atheist almost always say in response to the argument from contingency? The atheist typically asserts the following:
      A. _If atheism is true, the universe has no explanation of its existence_
      This is precisely what the atheist says in response to premise 1. The universe just exists inexplicably. But this is logically equivalent to saying:
      B. _If the universe has an explanation of its existence, then atheism is not true_
      So you can’t affirm (A) and deny (B).
      But (B) is virtually synonymous with premise 2! So by saying in response to premise 1 that, given atheism, the universe has no explanation, the atheist is implicitly admitting premise 2, that if the universe does have an explanation, then God exists.
      Besides that, premise 2 is very plausible in its own right. For think of what the universe is: all of space-time reality, including all matter and energy. It follows that if the universe has a cause of its existence, that cause must be a non-physical, immaterial being beyond space and time. Now there are only two sorts of thing that could fit that description: either an abstract object like a number or else an unembodied mind. But abstract objects can’t cause anything. That’s part of what it means to be abstract. The number 7, for example, can’t cause any effects. So the cause of the existence of the universe must be a transcendent Mind, which is what believers understand God to be.
      The argument thus proves the existence of a necessary, uncaused, timeless, spaceless, immaterial, personal Creator of the universe. This is truly mind-blowing!
      The atheist has one alternative open to him at this point. He can retrace his steps, withdraw his objection to premise 1, and say instead that, yes, the universe does have an explanation of its existence. But that explanation is: the universe exists by a necessity of its own nature. For the atheist, the universe could serve as a sort of God-substitute which exists necessarily.
      The reason atheists are not eager to embrace this alternative is clear. As we look about the universe, none of the things that make it up, whether stars, planets, galaxies, dust, radiation, or what have you, seems to exist necessarily. They could all fail to exist; indeed, at some point in the past, when the universe was very dense, none of them did exist.
      But, you might say, what about the matter out of which these things are made? Maybe the matter exists necessarily, and all these things are just different contingent configurations of matter. The problem with this suggestion is that, according to the standard model of subatomic physics, matter itself is composed of tiny particles called “quarks.” The universe is just the collection of all these quarks arranged in different ways. But now the question arises: couldn’t a different collection of quarks have existed instead of this one? Does each and every one of these quarks exist necessarily?
      Notice what the atheist cannot say at this point. He cannot say that the quarks are just configurations of matter which could have been different, even though the matter of which the quarks are composed exists necessarily. He can’t say this because quarks aren’t composed of anything! They just are the basic units of matter. So if a quark doesn’t exist, the matter doesn’t exist.
      Now it seems obvious that a different collection of quarks could have existed instead of the collection that does exist. But if that were the case, then a different universe would have existed. To see the point, think about your desk. Could your desk have been made of ice? Notice that I’m not asking if you could have had an ice desk in the place of your wooden desk that had the same size and structure. Rather I’m asking if your very desk, the one made of wood, if that desk could have been made of ice. The answer is obviously, no. The ice desk would be a different desk, not the same desk.
      Similarly, a universe made up of different quarks, even if identically arranged as in this universe, would be a different universe. It follows, then, that the universe does not exist by a necessity of its own nature.
      So atheists have not been so bold as to deny premise 2 and say that the universe exists necessarily. Premise 2 also seems to be plausibly true.
      But given the truth of the three premises the conclusion is logically inescapable: God is the explanation of the existence of the universe. Moreover, the argument implies that God is an uncaused, unembodied Mind who transcends the physical universe and even space and time themselves and who exists necessarily. What a great argument!

    • @thedude0000
      @thedude0000 2 года назад +12

      @@youwillwin7107 _It follows that if the universe has a cause of its existence, that cause must be a non-physical, immaterial being beyond space and time._
      This is where you attempt to smuggling in a god. You have zero knowledge of what was before our local universe. What IF it was a dying universe that WAS full of material and physical stuff? What if space & time DID EXIST in a different version. *You are assigning properties to this cause WITHOUT the ability to demonstrate them*
      _The argument thus proves the existence of a necessary, uncaused, timeless, spaceless, immaterial, personal Creator of the universe_
      Here you go again assigning (i.e. asserting) properties WITHOUT EVIDENCE. Notice how you simply state "personal" without providing a shred of evidence for this property.
      again.........you are asserting all these things and *ACTING AS IF THEY ARE TRUE* 🤨

  • @chris424cm
    @chris424cm 2 года назад +26

    It's funny to me how xeno always says "I understand." When he doesn't understand at all.

    • @TheSnoeedog
      @TheSnoeedog 11 месяцев назад +1

      I love the call in to matt and shannon, where he keeps saying, "I know, I know"
      for example:
      "this isn't going to go any better if you suck up to me"
      "I know, I know"
      "I don't need a preamble, just the a-game"
      "I know, I know..."
      *IFYOUKNOWTHENWHYTHEFUCKDOIHAVETOTELLYOU!??!*

  • @archedigm
    @archedigm 2 года назад +30

    Xeno had just been invited as an honorary member to the Dunning/Krueger club. Criteria: His telltale characteristic where his accusations are so clearly confessions of his own deficiencies.

    • @acetrades1524
      @acetrades1524 2 года назад +10

      The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club; You don't know you are in the D-K club.

    • @VictorValiant24
      @VictorValiant24 2 года назад +6

      @@acetrades1524 🏆 You win the internet 🤣

    • @kzeriar25
      @kzeriar25 Месяц назад

      second rule in the Dunning-Kruger club - You don't even know what the Dunning-Kruger effect is. Look it up in the detail guys, you're spreading misinformation about the DK effect that became popular just to label someone that disagrees with oneself dumb.

    • @Finckelstein
      @Finckelstein Месяц назад

      @@kzeriar25 I agree with that their findings are being misrepresented. But that's just how culture and language work. We take terms and apply a meaning to them. In this case the scientific DKE is different from the colloquial DKE. Just like how "literally" has replaced "figuratively" almost completely. Calling someone an example of the DKE is basically just saying they're confident in their ignorance.

    • @kzeriar25
      @kzeriar25 Месяц назад

      @@Finckelstein I agree with your approacha about language. I'll accept there's a different meaning for the colloquial DKE, but I don't like its usage. It's basically a smug ad hominem that you condescendingly refer to a study,and anyone can use for their own opinions: "oh youre confident? then youre wrong!"

  • @TheSnoeedog
    @TheSnoeedog 2 года назад +57

    SPOILER ALERT: XENO IS GOING TO INSISTS THAT HE'S A MATH NERD EVEN THOUGH THE WORD *MATH* IS TOO BIG FOR HIM TO SPELL

    • @timp7796
      @timp7796 2 года назад +2

      what kinds of name is xeno lol

    • @c.guydubois8270
      @c.guydubois8270 2 года назад +1

      @@timp7796 a Greek philosopher...

    • @lyndonbauer1703
      @lyndonbauer1703 2 года назад +2

      @@c.guydubois8270 The irony....

    • @Heathen.Deity.
      @Heathen.Deity. 2 года назад +7

      A “maths nerd” who actually believes the chances of there being an odd number of gum balls in the jar is significantly greater than there being an even number. When he came out with that, I went from disliking him, to simply pitying him.

    • @Zachorazor1
      @Zachorazor1 2 года назад +2

      Odds that are necessarily 50/50 don't exist for this guy. Odd numbers are, "insanely" less likely. 😄😄 Somebody get this man a coin to flip, STAT!

  • @shanewilson7994
    @shanewilson7994 Год назад +7

    @Xeno you aren't a math nerd, you aren't a programmer, you're the poster child of the Dunning Kruger effect.

  • @UngoogleableMan
    @UngoogleableMan 2 года назад +36

    If I define Xenos car as a leprechaun, then his epistomology is flawed if he says leprechauns don't exist because he believes the car I defined as leprechaun exists.

  • @TheSnoeedog
    @TheSnoeedog 2 года назад +55

    this guy has a 1st year philosophy textbook opened to the index of terms, and he's just randomly spitting out words that look good to him. This is a parody of intelligence

  • @crispyblack8779
    @crispyblack8779 2 года назад +37

    This guy called Matt narcissist? Holy shit!

    • @MizterMissile
      @MizterMissile Год назад +5

      lmao i think I read that narcs do that a lot actually!
      Hope he watches this at some point and sees the cringe he brought upon us all.

    • @alittleofeverything4190
      @alittleofeverything4190 Год назад +4

      A true narcissist is usually in denial that they are a narcissist and if anyone challenges them they think that the other person is a narcissist.

    • @kzeriar25
      @kzeriar25 Месяц назад

      I agree with most of Matt's opinions and arguments, but I also think he's a narcisist, or at least extremely rude and competitive. Most of the times he provides a good argument but he interrupts the caller more than the caller interrupts him, and he raises his voice and swears way too often.
      Also this idea that if you call someone a narcisist means that you're a narcisist just doesn't follow. It seems like a poisoning the well fallacy, or at least creates a cascade effect that everyone becomes a narcisist in the conversation.

    • @schloany4479
      @schloany4479 Месяц назад +1

      @@kzeriar25 Being passionate and trying to nip idiocy at the bud is not narcissistic. He may be abrasive but just because he has a strong position that can be backed by logic and evidence and he isn't willing to budge to something irrational doesn't mean he has a personality disorder.

    • @kzeriar25
      @kzeriar25 Месяц назад

      @@schloany4479 okay you're right. Narcissistic is not the right word. Still I think Matt is too disrespectful for my taste, but nothing wrong if you enjoy him.

  • @cmack17
    @cmack17 2 года назад +24

    1 minute in and the caller is off the rails.

  • @michaeldeaton
    @michaeldeaton 2 года назад +57

    "I was hitting the bowl in the bathroom dude and I started thinking..." Annnnd there we go.
    And then he just goes to a "look at the trees" argument to justify what he was thinking.
    Dumb.

    • @j-rod166
      @j-rod166 2 года назад +3

      Smoking, or taking a dump? I'll say smoking!

    • @TheMonk72
      @TheMonk72 2 года назад +7

      @@j-rod166 either way that bowl probably has a better understanding of epistemology than poor Zero does.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Год назад +1

      If he was standing and whizzing...hitting the bowl. Then has his whoaaaa moment. (His whoament, if you will.) Still hitting the bowl? Even during his Epissany?
      Not asserting he didn't.
      Just asking questions.

  • @patrickoconnor661
    @patrickoconnor661 Год назад +4

    This guy never stops talking

  • @roybarrows9733
    @roybarrows9733 Год назад +5

    Xeno got WAY more patience than he deserves.

  • @thomascomptoniv6076
    @thomascomptoniv6076 2 года назад +7

    As a programmer myself, I'm just lost at how anyone that can problem solve enough to code anything functional could also be so irrational...

    • @nagranoth_
      @nagranoth_ 2 года назад +1

      Clearly he lied about that as well

    • @nanaholic01
      @nanaholic01 Год назад +2

      He's not a programmer. He completely gave that away when he said that the probability of the jar having odd numbers is FAR greater than even. If he doesn't know that the probability of even/odd is exactly the same in that example, he doesn't even have enough brain power to write Hello World.

    • @scotthoenle7693
      @scotthoenle7693 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@nanaholic01 even worse, if the probability was 99% odd and 1% even, saying you don't know is still correct.

  • @thomasowens5824
    @thomasowens5824 2 года назад +8

    Xeno; A true expert in circles.

  • @andreasplosky8516
    @andreasplosky8516 2 года назад +24

    Xeno does not know what epistemology is. This he has proven in other shows already. He clearly googled it halfway through the show, when he came up with a bookish definition..

  • @DefaOmega
    @DefaOmega 7 месяцев назад +5

    New Headline - "Your Dumbest Friend Smoked Weed for the First Time"

  • @djikopgot
    @djikopgot 2 года назад +4

    Man, these callers are so passive aggressive. Kudos to the hosts for not taking the bait and remaining calm.

  • @petyrkowalski9887
    @petyrkowalski9887 Год назад +5

    I’ve got it: xeno was “hitting the bowl in the bathroom” looked down at his tiny weener and thought “oh god, what caused this?”

    • @charlesatty
      @charlesatty 4 месяца назад

      Actually he was getting rid of his brain matter

  • @romankvapil9184
    @romankvapil9184 2 года назад +13

    Oh good. Xeno's back... And he hasn't changed a single bit.

  • @mrsprinkles1641
    @mrsprinkles1641 2 года назад +4

    Caller was so angry he didn't make sense.

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 2 года назад +8

    I love the way JMike called out the fruitlessness of the discussion round about the 10:00 mark.
    "X is whatever entity caused the universe. I will arbitrarily call X "God". Therefore God is real. Defining God into existence is cool!" - Xeno.

  • @conradlorgar5508
    @conradlorgar5508 2 года назад +7

    He may as well say "I label the sun as god because it is the cause for life on earth and we could not exist without it, checkmate"

  • @letstrytouserealscienceoka3564
    @letstrytouserealscienceoka3564 Год назад +3

    "Everything has a beginning so my deity doesn't." That sound just fine, entirely bonkers, but just fine.

  • @mephistophelesthesilentchi3446
    @mephistophelesthesilentchi3446 2 года назад +13

    The fact that you don't collect stamps tells me alot about your epistemology...

  • @R.H160
    @R.H160 2 года назад +16

    I don't believe for a second this is a legit call.

    • @AceHogarth
      @AceHogarth Год назад +1

      Yeah, nobody can be that stupid. Xeno: hold my beer.

    • @arndnaj
      @arndnaj Год назад

      Xeno is a legit elohssa. Spelled it backwards to avoid s'ebutuoy citoidi algorithm.

    • @oxidize11
      @oxidize11 7 дней назад

      you'd be surprised.

  • @cps_Zen_Run
    @cps_Zen_Run 2 года назад +18

    Ouch, another painful to listen to conversation. If one defines a god in such a matter that its existence doesn’t explain anything, predicts nothing, nor how it interacts with our physical world, it is irrelevant, IMHO.

  • @Birdman31942
    @Birdman31942 2 года назад +11

    I really would have loved to hear him try to explain why the chances of there being an odd number is significantly higher than an even number when given no other info aside from "hey look there's a gumball machine."
    If he actually is a programmer he's what we call "educated beyond your intelligence."

    • @nagranoth_
      @nagranoth_ 2 года назад +1

      He's not a programmer, clearly.

  • @KarlBunker
    @KarlBunker 4 месяца назад +4

    "You don't understand math. The probability of [an unknown number] being odd is insanely high." Wuhhhhh?????

    • @kasocool2812
      @kasocool2812 2 месяца назад +1

      That actually yelled "what the fuck does that mean" at that point

  • @oxidize11
    @oxidize11 10 месяцев назад +2

    kenneth was spot on when he said xeno wasn't ready for that. He sounds like another stoner who think he's unlocked the secrets of the universe, but he's just staring at a hot pocket.

  • @janerkenbrack3373
    @janerkenbrack3373 2 года назад +5

    Let me sum up the call. Stoned dude said, whoa! Whatever started this I'm going to call god. Now I've proved god.

  • @joebarnard4708
    @joebarnard4708 2 года назад +19

    Xeno bet his other 11th grade friends he could keep the conversation going in circles for 24 minutes. I guess he won doobie money from his friends.

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply Год назад

      I was outside a Van Halen concert in August, 1998 (during the Gary Cherone from Extreme phase) when a local cop came up to me and asked "Hey, any Doobage? Yeah.. I used to deal hash around here like 5, 10, 15, 20 years ago."

  • @solly119119
    @solly119119 2 года назад +7

    Have to watch each segment of this week's TH now that I see my fav pairing of JMike and Kenneth are hosting again. The differences in their approach seem to mesh so well.

  • @Hank254
    @Hank254 2 года назад +5

    Xeno found god while sitting on the bowl... that tells me all I need to know about his god.

  • @amiralhijaz5850
    @amiralhijaz5850 2 года назад +7

    I'll play my lottery in odd numbers, thank you zeno

  • @pugggs
    @pugggs 2 года назад +10

    Xeno likes to hear himself talk. He doesn't even know the definitions of the words he is attempting to use. The problem with people who think they are so intelligent is that they usually aren't.

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply Год назад

      I've lost count of how many times I've implored someone to google a word before arguing further, and without fail they always refuse, telling me they don't need to as they already know what it means. They then go on to continue to demonstrate how they don't.

  • @JayMaverick
    @JayMaverick Месяц назад +2

    Me: Xeno? Doesn't ring a bell.
    Xeno: I'm a programmer, did I mention I'm a programmer?
    Me: oh, HIM. 😂

  • @johnsperry9494
    @johnsperry9494 Месяц назад +2

    When a Theist becomes an Atheist, people ask, why did you lose your faith? When an Atheist becomes a Theist, I ask, why did you lose your reason?

  • @seannelson3613
    @seannelson3613 2 года назад +9

    Yeah, Xeno is a narcissist.

  • @birdieerdie2349
    @birdieerdie2349 Год назад +1

    "They call em fingers, but they don't even fing." Smoking a bowl in the bathroom thoughts.

  • @myjizzureye
    @myjizzureye 2 года назад +4

    Everything is created apart from the thing I say is not created because I am asserting it.
    Bulletproof logic my man.

  • @steveymoon
    @steveymoon 2 года назад +7

    Holy crap, this was so frustrating. I wish you guys had dropped him ten minutes earlier.

    • @R.H160
      @R.H160 2 года назад +1

      I agree. This call should never have lasted more than 2 minutes. Dude is so obviously trolling. Jmike is brilliant but can't seem to tell when someone is yanking his chain.

    • @wabbajack2
      @wabbajack2 6 месяцев назад

      ​@R.H160 i think he kind of likes it because it allows his to easily show off his philosophical chops and destroy the kinds of bad arguments apologists disseminate among the less-educated

  • @tomcooper6108
    @tomcooper6108 2 года назад +4

    Xeno is high on his own gibberish.

  • @airforcex9412
    @airforcex9412 2 месяца назад +1

    I think the expression “smelling your own farts” is based on Xeno. And I’m pretty sure he was googling stuff as he was answering…🤣

  • @dongee1664
    @dongee1664 2 года назад +9

    We've all noticed that people who think themselves wonderful are arrogantly stupid, although I have learned the gumball 'odd' rule.

  • @TheSnoeedog
    @TheSnoeedog 11 месяцев назад +1

    How much does anyone want to bet that when Zero says, "I was just hitting the bowl in the bathroom, dude" what he means is, his aim is gradually improving.

  • @danij5055
    @danij5055 10 месяцев назад +4

    4:40 He actually, literally pulled a "Checkmate, atheists" 😂

  • @ydem1se
    @ydem1se Месяц назад +2

    Yeah I’m a math nerd, and the probability of the number of gumballs being odd is insanely high. Like, it’s over 9000.

    • @quecee
      @quecee Месяц назад +1

      Math checks out. Am a Saiyan.

  • @barryweatherley5046
    @barryweatherley5046 2 года назад +7

    Dunning Kruger at its core!

  • @fbxx9845
    @fbxx9845 2 года назад +4

    Xeno's right arm is 12inches longer than the left from patting himself on the back so much.

  • @stevenboelke6661
    @stevenboelke6661 Год назад +1

    "I define god as whatever is responsible for the origin of the universe. The universe exists, therefore god exists. Checkmate athiests"

    • @karlrschneider
      @karlrschneider Год назад +1

      I define unicorns as whatever is responsible for shit in my yard. My yard exists, therefore unicorns exist. Checkmate dunderheads.

  • @nikolatesla5553
    @nikolatesla5553 13 дней назад

    "One day I was hittin the bowl in the bathroom, dude." And while I was stoned out of my gord, I was thinking everything has a beginning." A true scholar.

  • @Pohgrey
    @Pohgrey 2 года назад +6

    I don't know if I've ever seen such confusion and arrogance simultaneously on display at the same time...
    He had to be a troll.

  • @AceHogarth
    @AceHogarth Год назад +2

    Xeno: I have decided to call the chair in front of me God, so, god exists. Checkmate, atheists.

  • @alittleofeverything4190
    @alittleofeverything4190 Год назад

    Caller: Look at your fingers.
    Host: You're assuming I have fingers. Checkmate.

  • @weirdwilliam8500
    @weirdwilliam8500 28 дней назад +1

    “I used to be an atheist, but then I did drugs and started defining fundamental reality as god, so now I’m a theist.” Ok?

  • @Ozone280
    @Ozone280 2 года назад +4

    Ask 10 different theists to define their god and you'll get 10 different answers, he says.
    Ask 10 different atheists to define their atheism and you'll basically get the same answer 10 times - because they don't believe the god claim.

  • @mikelaw8682
    @mikelaw8682 Год назад +1

    Xeno is a lego block in the middle of the hallway' on the floor, in the dark.

  • @kermitthorson9719
    @kermitthorson9719 Год назад +1

    i define reality as blue, now everything is blue, there is a blue window

  • @liveesunflower
    @liveesunflower 2 года назад

    I’ve seen this guy several times! Give it up dude

  • @redflag4781
    @redflag4781 Год назад +1

    I think he quit in shame immediately after realising what an arse he'd made of himself over the gumball analogy

  • @samcero
    @samcero Год назад +2

    Describing a god as timeless, spaceless, and omnipresent is the same as nothing.

  • @jns8393
    @jns8393 2 года назад +2

    JMike had him on the ropes right from the get go and rightly so. At the gumball analogy Xeno really showed his muppetry.

  • @kylerobb8066
    @kylerobb8066 Год назад +2

    "I was sitting on the crapper, smoking a bowl and then I became a theist." Riiiight. You became a theist in your drug induced delirium bruh.

  • @DulceN
    @DulceN Месяц назад +1

    I am so happy that Xeno stopped calling so we don’t have to be subjected to his nonsense and his superiority complex…

  • @w0rmblood323
    @w0rmblood323 Месяц назад +2

    This guy has a lot of nerve calling Matt a narcissist given the way he acted through the whole call

  • @brucebaker810
    @brucebaker810 Год назад +2

    Xeno: Atheist finds God. While on the toilet.
    JMike: Includes "p or not-p".
    No one but me: Stops to note the funny.

  • @yungyusuke13
    @yungyusuke13 3 месяца назад

    As soon as he said the thing that convinced him was, “I was in the bathroom hitting the bowl , dude…” I knew what he was going to describe wasn’t going to be convincing. 😂

  • @dj_menyo839
    @dj_menyo839 Год назад +1

    so it all boils down to Argument from incredulity... but gahhh damn XENO has a gold metal in mental gymnastics.
    I remember Matt & Shannon putting him in his place by getting him to acknowledge that he is full of crap. LOL

  • @canbest7668
    @canbest7668 3 месяца назад +1

    It is _so_ interesting that this caller calls _other_ people narcissists

  • @krisaaron5771
    @krisaaron5771 Год назад +1

    Zeno is fired up and ready for a fight!
    Problem is that Zeno brought a squirt gun to a heavyweight title bout.

  • @BitchspotBlog
    @BitchspotBlog 2 года назад +8

    What are you going to call the beginning? Fred? What difference does it make? All of the things that he's describing come from nature. No gods required.

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 2 года назад +1

      Exactly. He's just trying to shoehorn his god in by making an argument from ignorance.

  • @acspicer
    @acspicer Месяц назад +2

    “Let me try a different perspective” - goes back to farting out nonsense they already tried and failed with 50 times with in the same fucking call.

  • @geraldammons5520
    @geraldammons5520 2 года назад +1

    What in the world is Xeno talking about?? He is all over the map!

  • @lethewaterkai7503
    @lethewaterkai7503 2 года назад +2

    I nearly had a aneurysm when he claimed they were bad a math

  • @jeff6660
    @jeff6660 Год назад +1

    A 'math nerd' like Xeno would never be hired at a bank...that is unless the bank manager wanted to see all the money disappear overnight.

  • @therealsmalk
    @therealsmalk 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Reductio ad absurdum" 😂😂😂

  • @suburban-vampire
    @suburban-vampire Месяц назад

    Legit any time someone calls in using a cartoon character name, you're in for a special time. Xeno is no exception...

  • @ricker76er
    @ricker76er Месяц назад

    He wasn’t hitting the bowl. He was hitting the bong.

  • @eholden6510
    @eholden6510 2 года назад +2

    Bahahahahahahahaha!! The gumball analogy ran Xeno off like a coward!! Bahahahaahahahaahaha first grade math was too hard!!

    • @wabbajack2
      @wabbajack2 6 месяцев назад

      He went, "1, 2, 3... most numbers are odd!"

  • @adamstrange7884
    @adamstrange7884 4 дня назад

    I was hitting the bowel on the toilet......
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @arthurunknown8972
    @arthurunknown8972 2 года назад +1

    We don't know what happened before the Big Bang. Neither does Zeno.

  • @johntrip07
    @johntrip07 2 года назад +1

    “ The fool is just so damn sure of himself”

  • @aparz617
    @aparz617 Год назад +1

    Nothing intelligent ever proceeded from someone starting a conversation with, “so I was sitting on the toilet hitting the bowl…”

  • @tonydarcy1606
    @tonydarcy1606 2 года назад +2

    "I used to be an atheist, but now I believe in the God of the toilet bowl" !

  • @CyberBeep_kenshi
    @CyberBeep_kenshi 2 года назад +7

    He sounds like darth dawkins. "You are wrong because you don't believe in god"
    That's all he had....... pathetic. Just pathetic.

  • @TwoForFlinchin1
    @TwoForFlinchin1 Год назад +1

    I like how jmike knew from the start that this was going to be a stupid call

  • @standance9044
    @standance9044 2 года назад +4

    Damn . This man needs serious medical attention.