Bryan, Vinny & Craig review WCW Nitro May 1996

I feel like something big happens this month. Hmmm, what is it? This month:
-Bryan vs Buffering
-Vinny vs Bell ringer
-Randy Savage vs The Rules
-Lex Luger vs Fashion
-Jushin Liger's poor cartwheels
-The feud with Ric Flair and Mongo heating up
-Flair celebrating despite losing the World Title
-Everyone loving Sting
-Jim Duggan being an adequate replacement for Lex Luger, who suddenly arrived after his scheduled main event match happened.
-Cobra and Cuban Assassin trying to take out The Giant
-Lex Luger sleeping outside buildings
-Mongo's SECRET PLAN
-A Ric Flair promo worthy of $9.95
-Doom befalling Lex Luger
-Kevin Greene debuting as Mongo's partner to wrestle Flair and Arn
-The greatness of The Steiners vs Fire & Ice
-Elizabeth always looking uncomfortable
-Ric Flair doing commentary
-The return from “retirement” of Diamond Dallas Page
-Mean Gene screwing up the controversy from DDP winning Battlebowl
-What is a Self High Five?
-Arn Anderson in a bad match
-Ric Flair's SECRET PLAN
-The first 2 hour Nitro
-The lost art of tag team wrestling
-The all time epic, legendary bout as The Mauler took on Steve Doll. Nothing happens here.
-A shirtless fan jumps the guardrail and cuts a promo
-Viewers are interested...but confused(tm-The Monday Night War documentary)
-WCW's poor video packages
-The Shark is FURIOUS
-Hulk Hogan hanging out with famous people
-A trifecta of horribleness that started the FIRST EVER second hour of Nitro
-Biker Big Bubba shaving half of Shark's head
-Maxx Muscle being atrocious
-HARD! WORK! BOBBY! WALKER!
-Walker wins with...something!
-Sarcastic Bobby Heenan
-Mr. Regal bragging about his win against “Junior Adolf”
-Sting vs Scott Steiner, featuring a Scorpion Death Drop and a Shellshocked
-Oh yeah, Scott Hall debuts